Thread 213662973

This wasn't funny at all. Why are the reviews so good.

>>213662973 (OP)
I bet if you got lost in the desert for hours without water and managed to find your way back to civilisation the first drink of water you had to ease your crippling dehydration would be absolutely amazing.

It was made for English speakers. You wouldn't get it.

>>213663026
This anon gets it.

>>213662973 (OP)
Because it was kino and funny

>>213663026
Stupid point. Stupid anon. I'd try and explain to you but your stupid mind wouldn't get it.

>>213663026
>watching old movies doesn't exist

tard

>>213662973 (OP)
Because it was funny.

I went to see this because I saw one thread on tv and the movie was bad.

I will now stop browsing tv permanently

>>213662973 (OP)
>he didn't get the free chili dog
Lmao

>>213662973 (OP)
Like most of the movie i was thinking who is this old lady is and why she looks familiar.. yeahh..

Also there was missed jokes and shit but many things was actually fun. Like Coffie gag and "shadow play" scene was funny too.

>>213662973 (OP)
i saw this in singapore and the scene people really laugh at were
>everytime drebin or someone introduce themselves
>snowman scene
>visual effects jokes like the title card, 45 mins ago and end credit
>the xray vision goggles scenes
>batista scene
scene everyone was so silent you could hear a pin drop
>football jokes only american would understand
>black eye peas
>buffy
>liam neeson fight scene against the horde of zombie people

>>213664304
My favorite scene was the dialogue in the club
>You shot and killed my unarmed brother from behind
>That boils down to 50 people
>He was white!
>Oooh, so you're tommys brother, how is he?
>Are you kidding? He's dead

>>213662973 (OP)
is it pozzed or unpozzed?

>>213663039
Liam Neeson is an irish dog though, hardly an english speaker

>>213662973 (OP)
Judy watch airplane and be happy anon

>>213664685
He's a good dog, and well trained.

You know this is a pile of shit because talk about it evaporated as soon as it came out. Personally i have zero interest in jews rape corpse Hollywood abortion #7,101,292

>>213663026
I live in the desert. This is false.

>>213664304
>football jokes only american would understand
>black eye peas
>buffy
Yeah those sucked. To be fair the original had a long scene with nothing but baseball jokes.

>>213663026
>people love bad things because they're used to shit
Human beings are too bitter and twisted to do so. People genuinely love shit and no matter how much your favorite movie sold, most of the audience would score it as highly as any current Disney movie.

>>213664474
Damn, a cops shooting innocent black people joke in 2025? That's fukken lit frfr

>>213662973 (OP)
I saw in theaters and I was in tears nonstop for the first 10 minutes

>>213662973 (OP)
His expression looks retarded.

>please, take a seat
>no thanks, I have plenty at home

>>213664511
>checked
unpozzed. It's not as good as the Leslie Neilsen movies, but the jokes are all just easy and fairly non-political. It depends if you think that any villain who bears similarity to a real person *has* to be referencing them specifically. The bad guy is a tech billionaire who sells self-driving electric cars, so if you think that's a heavy-handed reference, you might not enjoy it. I felt like he was written well enough to separate him from comparisons to Musk though

>>213663261
>kino
>funny

Those are funny ways to spell “dogshit” and “soulless”.

>>213662973 (OP)
It was fine, nowhere close to Nielsen movies and it really seems to run out of steam as it approaches the climax. I would like for it to also have some more visual gags in the background. ZAZ movies have conditioned me to look for these whenver characters are talking with each other about the plot-related stuff, but I didn't see many of them there. It also didn't rely too much on referencing the previous movies - I don't think they even mentioned them aside from the opening and ending.

My favorite joke would be the conversation with the bartender - it came the closest to recapturing the SOVL of the originals.

>>213663026
Holy fuck balls. Easily the best description possible. You sir, are based beyond comprehension.