Thread 213663698

"You seein' this shit Weyoun?" Edition

Previously on /trek/: >>213654052

Damar drinks kanar
The Major is from Bajor

>>213663698 (OP)

Ask Worf

>>213663698 (OP)
>No cap this is some bussin Bajoran sheeit u got going on Dukat-G fr fr

allamaraine

okay, what did Spock shoot just now?

>>213664501
His load

>>213664418
count to four
is there a trekpu for that episode?

>>213664992
hell yea

>COUNSELLOR
>IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION
>THAT YOU APPEAR TO BE
BUILT FOR BKC

>>213663698 (OP)
I'm getting too old for this shit

Very interesting episode, though I'm not sure if it was even intentional or not. I'd be very impressed if this episode was written by people that didn't watch Voyager.

>>213664992
Kino

what where your thoughts during the saucer section crash landing?

>>213665735
Most annoying character in the show by far. Every fucking scene of Morn felt like it was hours of just listening to him yap yap yap, never letting the other characters get a chance to talk. I don't know what the FUCK they were thinking when they included this guy.

>>213666464
“Hey, they remembered the saucer section could be removed” “This movie is dumb, the plot is stupid and the set design and lighting looks bad!” “ The Enterprise E bridge looks like another gay refit of the A,B and C bridge.” All my thoughts about it.

>>213666530
shame we will never see the J is action at this rate

>>213666174
what?

what the heck was that?

I appreciate that they actually tried to bring up the stakes in the episode but the whole script was just undercooked.
I think with a threat like that they could have gone full "Year of Hell" with it like VOY did. Instead, nothing developed- it was like waiting for the toast to pop from a toaster that wasn't plugged in.

Anon's log. I have reached the "rewatching TNG clips on youtube in picture-in-picture mode while I work on my computer" stage of development.
Computer! Load up Picard's conversation with the Romulan defector. Play in top right hand corner of screen while I wageslave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Yc7WSCGXhM

>>213665735
>>213666500
>Worf walks into the bar
>Morn starts talking about one of the times he fucked Jadzia
loved that gag

>>213663698 (OP)
LD should have done a little rascals episode.
Because I just want all the anons in here to suffer.
That is all.

>>213668416
But hardly anyone here watches Lower Dreck so how would they be mad

>>213665259
He wanted to boldly go where many men had gone before.
>>213666500
He was more annoying when he used to have hair. Ever hear him do karaoke?
>>213667616
When did the Tyrannids show up in Star Trek?
>>213668390
Mean who didn't fuck Jadzia apart from Bashir?

>>213668660
>to boldly go

>>213661967
you just now figured out this guy is an asshole?

star trek sex with shran

>>213669549
shran is a dude

>>213669789
and what a dude he is

>>213669863
most gay men are hypersluts that can get all the butthole they want and have no need to pine for other guys. why do you?

>>213670147
i dont know anything about gay men, sorry

>>213668660
>When did the Tyrannids show up in Star Trek?
I have no idea what Tyrannids are
The latest episode was like, a riff on The Doomsday Machine with a better idea except worse. The more I think about it the more I'm upset that the episode writing was so botched.

>>213670211
why is nu-kirk putting up with insubordination? why is he so indecisive? stupid fucking show

>>213670208
then why are you obsessed with sex with shran?

>>213670445
first of all it's not an obsession. and well i mean if you really want to know it's because i did not like or agree with how Archer dealt with him most of the time and when I was watching through I would often imagine how i would have dealt with him differently if i were captain. i think we would have gotten along well, plus he's cute and everything.

>>213670445
Why aren't you?

>>213667616
I just finished it what a pile of shit

>>213668660
>Tyrannids
you mean the zerg

>>213670367
It was just bad writing. the threw minutes of episode time down on hiccups that simply weren't worth the time and led nowhere.

>>213671074
It's somehow worse than other bad episodes of SNW because instead of just being shit from conception (the musical episode) it was a solid TOS style idea (the similarities to The Doomsday Machine aren't minor) that was turned into a pile of shit by an atrociously bad script. It's like the writers just took a vacation after they committed together the a rough draft. I'm actually appalled

This thread has a vole problem

>>213671183
yea exactly the basic setup is fine the execution is atrocious with way too much time wasted on nonsense like
>we're going to use phones
how does that add anything what was the point of it?

>>213671328
space voles make zero sense.
big metal naval ships with tons of food and people won't have any vermin on them at all in the 20th century.
how does a techno fortress in 24th century space get vermin?
the writers really didn't think this one through

>>213671399
I know! It was a complete mess! I *actually* want to like it but I can't even. It was just garbage.

>>213671471
final post on this trash i watched this one and the last one tonight and in both someone says
>I don't have a way to explain this scientifically
yes, yes you do, in fact just a little later in both episodes they proceed to do just that, stupid fucking shit, anyway done talking about this shit good riddance to bad rubbish

>>213671424
>big metal naval ships with tons of food and people won't have any vermin on them at all in the 20th century.
You really unironically believe that especially with the crew of most cargo ships in the latter part of the 20th century?

>>213671424
the voles were on ds9 a major trading port with countless ships coming in and out with all manner of cargo also smugglers yes its completely reasonable ds9 would get vermin now and then

>>213663698 (OP)
Number 1 love

Hot andoran gf

>>213672004
anon I like Rebecca Romijn as much as the next red blooded male but she is in a bad show a very bad show

>>213672004
>>213672168
why the fuck was she on the phone-thrusters instead of directing from the bridge? the whole airlock thing was wasted plot on wasted plot. I would have thrown the script at the writers faces

Say what you will but the (actually Scottish) guy playing Scotty is having fun with it and making a meal of the role

>>213672230
Why wasn't she down below decks doing action hero crap? And pike on the bridge? She is the genetically enhanced one. Why was the doctor doing that nonsense instead of oh idk taking care of all the severely injured people? So many questions such stupid answers, these writers are retarded, the truth is they had nothing for them to do (because they are retarded) so they came up with the retarded phone subplot instead of the senior crew doing their actual jobs

>andoran
retard

I do not watch Nu Trek.
I will not watch Nu Trek.
I will not support Kurtzman Trek.
I will not help these people retain their jobs.
I will not aid in the destruction of Star Trek which I love.
I will not discuss Nu Trek.
I will be the unfriend of Nu Trek enjoyers.
I will make them feel unwelcome and unwanted (they are)
I hate Nu Trek.

Simple as.

>>213672429
Tru fans

>>213672340
the actors in SNW are 100% not the problem. It's all the SHIT writing that goes down before anyone ever starts touching a camera

>>213672168
I’m a Star Wars fag but I have good memories of watching TOS with my dad as a kid. What would make Strange new worlds good?

>>213672429
hear hear

>>213672460
>>213672457

>>213672572
Well I want to watch it with my dad so I’m trying to catch up. The dialogue is a little weird sometimes but I feel like I can overlook it.

>>213672429
based trek fren

>>213672457
Also, using phones is basically the same plot as Nog being the relay guy on the Defiant. Carol Kane is also having a blast.
I like Kirk not having Pike's consensus based style.

The bridge...is on....the Captain!

>>213672692
except its not basically the same its stupid and a waste of time when their are much more interesting things going on, its filler to give those characters something to do when their is already plenty they could be doing, heres a very simple change, have the vulcan captain end up on the bridge when spock beams her out as
>he only had seconds
so the doctor is trying to treat her with a field kit instead of a medbay, see how easy that was?

>>213672404
>retard
The spelling tipped of you off instead of the Rick and Morty porn image?

>>213672655
SNW lacks the Star Trek soul. Its stories are either too light-hearted and chocked full of millennial writing tropes (uh, so this is awkward, yeah... so that just happened, etc) or grimdark and gore-filled to the point of being canon-shattering.

It's the first Nu Trek show that is actually trying to be Star Trek though. The trouble is that nobody working on the show seems to know what that is.

Join us again tonight!

>>213673413
whats the ep line up?

>>213673429
move along home. the absolute classic

>>213672692
the phones were dumb
the airlock was dumb
the confusing ship crew splitup with fuzzy rules of when trasnporters/communications/sensors was going to work was dumb
the manual thrusters at random parts of the ship was dumb
the plasma relay burnout dead in the water was dumb because it wasn't even true
everything else I didn't mention was aborted

>>213673464
nice I'll start counting to four

>>213673413
KEK

perfect anon, great job

>>213671328
Who wins in a fight?

>>213674128
tribbles of course how is that a question?

>>213674158
But they ain’t got no teeth, what do they get eaten and choke the vole to death with their fur or something?

>"Is this, uh, a personal massager?"
>"Oh, this was once a state-of-the-art communicator. You had to plug it into the wall, but if people annoyed you, you'd put them on hold."
is this real dialogue? did they actually just make a vibrator reference?

>>213674244
they breed, a completely innocuous species that breeds so fast you get millions in days, its like asking how rabbits survive times a million

>>213674244
the voles would find them adorable and protect them

how to extinct the gorn?

>>213674734
just stop feeding them colonists lmao

>>213674734
Why would you extinct the Gorn?
They did nothing wrong.

>>213674348
So free food? Why has no one taken advantage of this obvious opportunity for profit?
>>213674377
I don’t believe you

>>213674866
Prime directive violations

>>213674866
if they cant get along without killing others they need to be extinct

The world is changing.

>>213674903
What if they only kill people on worlds they rightfully own? Internal matter, Feds fuck off

>>213673498
It felt about Up The Long Ladder or Dauphin tier, but I liked the moral lesson being simple and clear cut and no weird ass relationship CW bawwww drama.

Dukat is so handsome, gosh

>>213674903
They could when the Feds apologized.

>>213671075
As if there's a difference

>>213671991
It's also said that the Cardies and Quark used to run betting rings on volefighting so knowing Cardassia's typical standards of quality during the occupation they probably just let the little fuckers run rampant

>>213673552
And then three more, right?

>>213675342
I love the Cardies so much bros, those wacky spoonheads

>>213675366
well I guess you'll see

>>213673071
Well it’s actually getting me back into Star Trek. I want to watch everything after this.

>>213674930
Pike sama is so hansemru and cool

>>213675420
i'm gonna need you to come with me

>>213672457
Yeah, I actually like the casting of SNW for the most part and it's definitely a step up from STD and PIC, but its problem is how chummy everyone is with each other and all of the romance plotlines, which is the same problem ENT had.

SNW is the best of the worst, but it had a bad second season and the only good thing about the third season so far has been Scotty and Uhura's new hair.

Latest episode: 4/10. That is all I have to say.

>>213676531
>>213676733
im still watching mostly for jess bush and christina chong

>>213676905
>got has monke with rhaenyra
What is this phenotype and why do I want to have at least 1-2 children with her

>>213677186
she like if you took that little brat from wednesday but made her a real adult

>>213676905
>christina chong
she's so hot I had to get rid of all clips I got from /tv/ of her I got back in season 1, she was taking over my brain.

but I'm off topic with that. I think a 4/10 is generous. I can't in good conscious have shit on Treshold as much as I have in the past and then give this The Sehlat Who Ate Its Tail anything higher than a 3/10. It's just a trainwreck of a script.

>>213677235
i ddn know i did shout out loud " bring that back" when it took off with the ship

god if they had only not done the final reveal that might have been a good episode but no they just had to harp on some nonsense that would ever fucking happen

>faggots start discussing Nu Trek
>thread slows to a dead crawl
many such cases

>>213678171
The whole thing needed some heavy remixing and baking in the writers room.

What's the best episode of DS9 that doesn't feature any cardassians?

>>213678623
the visitor

god im fretting deeply the puppet episode

>>213673498
>the plasma relay burnout dead in the water was dumb because it wasn't even true

It was true though? They had lost warp and had no way to get it back without outside help. Impulse does fuck all when you're in the middle of nowhere.

>>213674345
There is nothing wrong about stimulating circulation or easing achy muscles.

You ever noticed that McCoy and Scotty drank fucktons of alcohol in TOS that by the end they were drinking Klingon nerve gas?
I choose to believe that the invention of synthehol was a necessity because between the two of them those alcoholics drank the Alpha Quadrant dry!

i honestly feel like it would have been much better if instead of some massive conglomerate of ships the giant tentacle monster had been some planet sized natural horror

>>213679004
Man, the 60s must've been great.
>cancer? what's that? have another cigarette pal
>what time is it? 10am? time for my first double whiskey!

>>213679162
>implying you can’t do this today if you really want to
What’s stopping you?

>>213678623
rocks and shoals

>>213679368
the realities of what it does to your body obviously

>>213679380
Garak is actually pretty prominent in that one

>>213678623
Hard Time

>>213679457
he's present

>>213679403
Alcohol is the most harmful substance in existence. It kills more than all other substances legal/illegal combined. Almost all homocide perpetrated by firearm is acted out against an immediate family member under the influence of alcohol. Domestic. “Responding to the 10-99 shots fired.” Almost all police deaths by firearm happen responding to these alcohol impacted domestics. Hard drugs will make you steal and pick at yourself, heroin will make you a hero, but alcohol will make you shoot your mother in the head and then try to get a uav. This doesn’t even include drunk driving. Prohibition didn’t work because they didn’t provide a healthier alternative. Give us mushroom seltzer for the love of God

Does Homefront have any Cardies in it? Maybe I'm forgetting the B plot

>>213679403
They knew and they didn’t care. What are you, some kind of pussy?

>>213679713
>What are you, some kind of pussy?
Yes.

>>213679646
no cardies in that one

>>213679520
>director claps hands
>faggier boys, faggier. I want to see those wrists as limp as a noodle
What were they thinking?

>>213679755
i think they were going for goblin-esque

Did the Crystalline Entity deserve to die?

>>213679831
They could've always tried to communicate with it and then killed it later if they had to.

>>213679831
yes

>>213679831
yes it deserved to die and i hope it burns in crystalline hell!

>>213679865
They did communicate with it for a few seconds before it blew up

>>213679755
I kinda do that sometimes but that’s because I think I might need to access a weapon. They have a lasso I guess that’s the lost intention. They’re unpredictable. If someone tried to physically attack me I and I don’t have a weapon my hands are drooping up in front loose too because I’m not a striker and I want your limbs for my collection. Go watch some combat footage of tired soldiers and peep those sissies wrists all bent under the weight of rifles when they aren’t actively engaged. You don’t waste unnecessary energy flexing for no reason. I’d be more concerned with someone approaching me with limp wrist than some oaf that’s going to pop their own limbs off like Lego pieces trying to go straight through me

>>213679755
They were thinking Wild West bandits and someone told the to emulate them so they did the cobra hand thing

>>213679952
Rofl, ok

>>213680025
Anon they were supposed to be Wild West highwaymen, they’re holding their hands like that because they’re emulating gunslingers. I’m always right and you’re never actually here for discussion

>>213680076
But the don’t have guns anon, they have a pool noodle, and Yankee traders (lol) predate the Wild West

>>213680025
Real life isn’t a movie. The most dangerous attack in my arsenal from over a decade of combat sports is just putting my non dominant hand up in the air between our line of site and motioning like I’m flicking liquid in your face

>>213678623
Sons of Mogh

>>213680134
Steve?

Let's uh, nip the gibberish schizo in the bud today, eh?

>>213680202
I think he’s funny (in the head)
>it specifically says in the Starfleet regulations: no bully

>>213673413
lmao nice

>>213680202
Gibberish mkay. I trained under Dan G. I picked up imaginary water from a triple crown wrestler now Olympian, whose father gold medaled before him

>>213680202
In a real fight the imaginary water becomes sweat that blinds but only after they think they learned to ignore it

>>213680202
And blood. Imagine we’re going at it and I keep throwing our blood in your face every two point five seconds haha you think you might get frustrated and do something less calculated? I do

>>213679755
Then Gene whispers to the directors ear with a tear in his eye
"Masterpiece!"

>>213679520
>>213679755
>why isn't anyone taking the Ferengi seriously as our new antagonists?

>>213679615
It also probably leads to the most procreation out of any drugs, so I guess it balances out. We are the drunk ape for sure.

>>213677186
indian male

>>213681411
It is twenty twenty five geezer. There’s a whole new genre of drugs both recreational and pharmaceutical. Everyone’s doing sex drugs and alcohol ain’t it. It gives people sexual dysfunction and genetic disorders in offspring. You’re referring to advertising that tricked you, not what alcohol does. The people depending on alcohol to maneuver their grotesque partners hellscape are eating their own tail. They’re ugly because they drink

>>213682464
Drugs come in genres now? Also hey unc yours isn't the first generation to discover cocaine. Doesn't change the fact that booze is still crazy popular the world over. I'm talking global trends, not uppity white faggots who use the term "genre" Go fuck yourself retard.

>>213682464
Also I'm talking procreation as in having offspring. Not recreational hedonism. Sorry if I triggered you but your parents were drunk when you were conceived, just like 98% of the species.

>>213682464
And yet nobody is having sex. Fascinating.

>>213682464
>nu trek fag is also an alkie
Rough

>>213683157
The La Tour song "People are Still Having Sex" sounds like Worf is singing it.
https://youtu.be/0ImRyPymRAM?feature=shared

>>213683258
>”People are still having sex”
>15 years ago
It does sound like Michael Dorn, I’ll give you that much

>>213682464
My healthcare job is the only thing keeping me from getting baked and watching TNG/DS9 every night. I need to be able to think and make quick decisions at work. Both alcohol and weed fuck up my sleep cycle too much to work ok. So I only drink and Trek on weekends.

Admiral...where's Sloan?

>>213683583
I’m not sure who you’re referring to. Now let’s forget this conversation like we forget about the crimes your parents committed, shall we? I’ll expect you at the meet and greet at seven sharp, and do shave down there this time

>>213683389
>My healthcare job
Look, it's the corrupt psychologist who uses veterans with PTSD as pawns in his war led by the Pleiadean reptiles against humanity. You prey upon the weak by using agent-orange addled minds to harvest adrenochrome from local preschools. I'm on to you. You sent one of your minions to stab me but I bodied him like Pooh Sheisty merc'd Spottemgottem. Your international cabal of Epstein acolytes will face the justice of the United States Federal law enforcement. They're already cleansing DC of filth. Next comes Atlanta and Austin. No cenobite will be safe from the wrath of (1/766)

>>213683583
Why is his head so top heavy. It’s one of those things you can’t unsee. Like Riker’s asymmetrical eyes.

>>213663736
Sisko eats Crisco

>>213683725
It’s called an egghead because it’s shaped like an egg. He’s Arab royalty and inbreeding is a thing, ok? The regulations specifically stipulate no bully

>>213683725
genetic engineering

his brain big

>>213672429
>tfw someone tries to get you to watch NuTrek

>>213683803
>>213663736
Bashir is queer

>>213683978
NEVER

>>213683978
>Bashir is queer
Wasn't he written that way for real initially?

>>213684069
no, idiot

>>213684069
There's no way to truly know. He might've been, but the producers will also literally say anything that earns them points with the alphabet crowd.

>>213684069
The best answer is: probably not

As far as there being any actual long-term plans on the show for that to even be implied? Absolutely not, as borne out by the Ziyal story.

>>213684207
Rude.
>>213684249
True.
>>213684264
Gotcha. The episode where he was trying to get to know O'Brien was played rather homosexually.

>>213684305
>mistakes friendliness for effeminacy
K

>one of the first things they establish about Bashir is that he is desperate for pussy and will literally beg for it
>but yeah nah we wrote this character to be queer originally trust me, Ira Steven Behr

>>213684339
Why does that Andorian want to suck my dick?

>>213684425
he could be bisexual or metrosexual

>>213684436
You’re thinking like an earther. Like most humans he’s pan-sexual, meaning he’ll stick his dick in anything that moves given the opportunity

>>213684481
Everyone is pansexual in the Star Trek universe. They’re so enlightened they don’t even think about gender when it comes to attraction. So the Alphabet People don’t get to claim anybody this time.

I'll never forget how mirror Garak considering eating the Indentant's pussy out every once in a while a perk of his shitty job

>>213684524
I like it

>>213684557
considered*

>>213684557
I like this as well

>>213684069
No-one was gay in ST in the 90s. It was a different time.

>>213684481
Riker just can't get any more based.
That ending was sad. What was the moral?

>>213684824
Conform or die I think? It was a bit of an odd one

>>213684824
The moral was obviously that the authorities have the right to deal with deviants according to their laws.

>>213684924
Yeah. How about the one where the old lady heroically annihilates the bloodthirsty crystalline entity cunt, then Picard cops an attitude like she kicked a puppy. And she's referred for arrest. What the fuck.

>>213684924
In the 90’s most gay people had to pretend they were straight. Being openly gay was social suicide, or worse. It wasn’t until the 2000’s that homosexuality saw a push for acceptance. But now the tide is turning back against them because they started trooning kids.

>>213685047
If we’re going to go into it what about Hugh? How many sentients got scooped into the collective because their pet borg learned how to feel? I mean that one they at least sort of addressed with Nachayev giving him shit for it, but yeah, mixed messaging abounds

>>213685093
I missed the making the Borg worse part, I thought they were just merely massively unhappy since Huge came back and infected them. Ironic.

>>213685067
I remember anon, I was there. Most normal people still think fags are queer fwiw

>>213682878
Anon I hate to break it to you but the majority of the species are religious. Minorities are loud when you signal your lack of virtue. Your double talk needs meds btw

>>213683157
They’re conservative dumbass

>>213683389
I’ll trek your eyebrows on the weekend

>>213685542
Right, because obviously God doesn't like wine oh wait he literally makes wine out of magic and says eat drink and be merry. The fuq are you even talking about? I'm done with this witness.

>>213684481
I fucking hate this episode so much, its a nutrek episode done 30 years earlier.

the TOS rewatch has begun
it's been over seven years since I first watched
forgot about the overwhelming soul right from the beginning

>>213683978
Weyoun is a troon

>>213685834
He says do not take yourself to drunkenness. This is thoroughly hammered. When the Bible refers to wine, it means water, low levels of alcohol were required as disinfectant. When referring to strong or full wine, it is specific, and usually in the hands of kings

>>213685139
>Most normal people still think fags are queer
uh yeah that's the point

>>213685834
He disinfected the water, with science

>>213685834
It was not so miraculous because of some sleight of hand or mysticism. It was miraculous because the people were poor and getting sick drinking dirty water and the antidote, the strong wine he must have put in their water supply, was expensive, probably costing more than all they could give collectively

Just look up alcohol consumption statistics you stupid retards. Also, the original anon claimed that alcohol by far is responsible for violence, right? How can that BE. I thought everyone statistically was religious?? How can they defy God and get drunk enough to beat up their wives or shoot their neighbors? How is this POSSIBLE. Get bent, losers. in REALITY, people get shitfaced on booze. And that results in more babies than it does murders. I didn't mean to "gotcha" like that but it happens. Either people drink alcohol or they don't. The majority of the planet being """religious""" doesn't mean shit when you consider the absolute state of things. Drunk apes gonna drink and fight and fuck, just like the other species on the planet who live their lives sober and innocent and in the love of the Lord, except for the druk part. They fight and they fuck. This argument is over. Birthrates and murder rates aren't even fucking in the same ballpark. People be spitting out kids. Statistically they're drunk when they make them because Beer Goggles. What fantasy world are you living in where man is a rational animal but also becomes a murderer because of a little ethanol in his blood? Fuck, you guys are stupid. Can't believe this is the /trek/ general I thought you were supposed to be more science loving or some shit.

>>213686356
>t.

>>213684436
such fads were not big enough at the time to have been featured

>>213686356
Whenever somebody tells me their birthday I count backwards nine months in my head. It almost always coincides with a holiday where people likely got sloshed. I didn’t read your ramblings

>>213686356
You are mistaken. Identity politics got in your head and you chose this television show as your identity to feel better about your low intelligence. Most people are not drug addicts. I understand these things spread like a disease and you might not know one sober person. My entire extended family on both sides are lifelong sober never had a sip and they are truly successful. You should see what the Old Testament said about it. Let them drink, they’re too stupid to do anything else, those goy

i really didn't understand why it was so important to meet the meteor at the deflection point because couldn't the Enterprise just explode it at any old time if they wanted to? Spock basically left Kirk for dead for this stupid meteor deadline that made no sense

>>213686012
if they meant water they'd say water
they knew how to boil things and they knew it made water clean

>>213686543
Anon, you are incorrect. Learn things. Grow. This is the human experience. You can’t objectively look into what I’m saying without finding I’m telling the truth. Disinfection allowed for storage. We’re talking about the Middle East. You don’t just get to up and fry up a mess-a-water when the hankering hitcha. Take it up with the archeologists and historians that get into this stuff trying to disprove it and convert every time

>>213686448
>Whenever somebody tells me their birthday I count backwards nine months in my head. It almost always coincides with a holiday where people likely got sloshed.
At the risk of another banning, THIS.

>>213686833
Most babies are born in July and August, because people marry in the spring. Again, I believe this is your experience. Different worlds

>>213686460
Learn statistics, you mormon freakazoid. You're giving an irrelevant anecdote. It's completely meaningless.

But back to Trek. Do you think there exists Synthehol Goggles?

>>213686901
Whatever asshat. You deserve to have your posts deleted by the faggot jannies as well, but that won't happen, because they don't contain any TRVTH NVKES just standard boilerplate brainwashing.

>>213687013
Are you fucking retarded?

>>213672108
i don't know what to get turned on my more–their lesbian kiss, or all the unconscious girls laying ass-up

>>213672429
Based. That's how I feel about TNG, as do all right-thinking people.

>>213687339
This

Shields up, filters on.

It's toontroon time!

>>213687403
Satanic troon whoda thunkit

DS9 Watchalong bros, we've got kino tonight

It's MOVE ALONG HOME

>>213687403
I wonder why they brought up statistics only to get brutally crushed by August and July babies and the institutions of holy matrimony. I thought they tried to avoid statistics

>>213687521
Your bait is weak.

>>213686901
>Most babies are born in July and August, because people marry in the spring
If most babies are born in July and August, then they were conceived in October and November, which isn't spring. What are you even on about?

Here’s a question for a non believer, what year is it? Who’s year?

>>213687698
He's literally insane. Don't bother. He's gonna think he "gotcha" even when you got him.

>>213687403
>thinks TNG is nuTrek
>therefore obviously an LD fan
what exactly goes on in your mind, anon?

>>213686681
>We’re talking about the Middle East. You don’t just get to up and fry up a mess-a-water when the hankering hitcha.
You literally have to heat water to mash temps to make beer, which they did in the middle east at the time

>>213687769
>what exactly goes on in your mind, anon?
presumably the sound of crickets

>>213687698
I said they married in the spring. You go to France and shit before you knock her up you poor bastard

>>213686681
what do you think the basis for soup is you super retard

>3 nu trek posts out of nowhere
>same posts he posts every single day
>heh not everybody who hates TNG is the same person!
Do you have dementia or something, anon? You post the same thing day in and day out.

>>213687884
I'm waiting for his npc dialogue response

>>213687726
I’m not insane most people marry in the spring and have kids in July and August this is not some wild fucking thing the fact you don’t know this and think it’s fantastical is actually pretty impressive because this isn’t even Christian trivia or something it’s just what normal people do and that means majority ie statistics

>>213687726
They go on a honeymoon and suck the life out of that freedom and then they go home a month or two after getting married, after their honeymoon, and actually get to work trying to have a baby. With doctors. Are you beginning to see through the fog of war? I’m sorry you didn’t know how babies without fetal alcohol syndrome were made

>>213687884
Not everyone who posts under the name "Anonymous" is the same person. When will you figure that out? I've watched you repeatedly call people "nutrek troon" for no apparent reason.

>>213687928
Shut up libtard troon I love Voyager and how my fathers abuse turned me into a man. Thank you Jesus and gas station food. No one is too good for a piss bottle while watching YouTube. Tok Tok and Twitter, look at my meme for a decade ago.

>>213687928
kek, you predicted it. A total canned ham, word-for-word response.

>>213688097
>after their honeymoon
so named after mead which was consumed to encourage good Christian marital fuckin'

>>213688148
What do you think you are? You’re canned laughter. Better to be the content than the gay ass critic who only wishes

>>213688148
He might as well be signing his posts

Listen up nun trekkers
I've had a series of gig jobs in retail. Warehouse and service and have kissed several !id girls. I'm not far I'm just thick and my only serious relationships are with fat girls or single mothers. I can't do more than 5 pull ups in a row cause I'm a fat pussy and running a mile in under 600 minutes is a wet dream. I can't change my cars pil or old a house or drive manual very well but my trek is totally libtard woke. Now im going to be sarcastic because I'm skinny fat and bipolar

>>213688141
What in God's name are you talking about, moron? Nobody's talking to you.

>>213688198
I’m not catholic I want to be like Jesus not some weird junkie Santa clause that pushes his new stepson in. Yore referring to the literal dark ages

>>213688097
>They go on a honeymoon and suck the life out of that freedom and then they go home a month or two after getting married, after their honeymoon, and actually get to work trying to have a baby. With doctors.
Wouldn't they try to have the baby with each other? Is the doctor the cogenitor here?

>>213688252
He knows, anon. He's here to disrupt the thread and kill discussion.

There's a reason he just dumps this stream of consciousness mumbo jumbo as a constant wall of spam. He wants to kill the thread, same as the other schizo.

>>213688289
Very funny

>>213688097
>get to work trying to have a baby, with doctors
wow. who are these unhealthy newlyweds that need medical help to get pregnant? maybe they shouldn't be breeding

>>213688252
I get easylu confused because I'm addicted to laying around with my cell phone or sitting on my ass getting diabetes watching porn with fat women or Asians. I go to a gym randomly every couple of months or years for a couple of days and think it will stop a heart attack
I live a very suburban life and get bored because I'm too busy too learn things. My trek is for troops lol if I get a pay check I'll blow threw most of it on shit food then be eating diarrhea inducing food for 10 days

There sure are a whole lot of schizo rambling "off-topic" posts in this Star Trek thread.

>>213674128
>anus
>tribbles are fuckable
this changes everything

>>213687863
You’re referring to the multiplication of fish now. And the loaves? Leavening. A scientist

>>213688358
And they're just being left up too. Imagine that.

>>213688358
Maybe you are late to the thread but I'm clearly mocking the people who constantly rip on any new Star Trek post enterprise.

>>213688334
They’re just taking precaution. I’m sorry you did not come from means. You can still achieve, provide for your own what you missed

>>213688408
Trolling outside of /b/?

>>213688343
You should keep posting and keep us updated as things improve. We’ll hold you accountable

>>213688454
.. maybe you are late to the thread and don't realize they started the shit talk.

>>213688381
Mine was taken down by butthurt jannies who couldn't stand the thought of zhis drunken parents.

>>213688334
I don’t think poor people who can’t provide medical care should be having kids

>>213667616

WTF am I looking at here?

I see there is a janitor in this thread.

>>213688530
Very organic.

>>213688478
>>213688484
Just to be clear these nimrod communist trannies are dying on a sword for big liquor and think advertising is medical advice. And they’re like this because of drugs and alcohol. Don’t do it kids

>>213688516
What about bengal tigers on the wild with no health insurance, can they procreate?

Is this the worst TNG 2 parter? (gambit)

>>213688595
*shoots a bad vibes beam at u*

>>213688575
Given how polluted the environment has become I think they probably need all the help they can get. Animals in captivity are often too depressed to reproduce and as their habitats disappear the populations will fall further and further and in many cases yes they need our help now

>>213688595
No, Descent is.

>>213688595
>Is this the worst TNG 2 parter? (gambit)

No, way. Descent is the worst 2 parter by a wide margin. I actually like Gambit.

>>213688641
What's the top 3 worst two-parters?
>Descent
>Time's Arrow
>Gambit

>>213688575
The natural environment actually already collapsed a lot of wild animal populations even in places like Africa are farmed in safety before release in reserves with armed security

>>213688571
How about this: you're describing the behavior of upper middle class to upper class white people behavior. A minority, to say the least. Yet earlier you claimed that the true minority was the drunken idiot majority. Just go watch Idiocracy 10 or 20 times and maybe it'll get through your thick skull that the children who were brought into the world "thoughtfully" are far outnumbered by those who weren't. I'm not pro alcohol or pro big pharma. Just stating facts. And no, most lower class idiots around the world need no doctors help getting knocked up lmao.

>>213688685
in most cases they don’t need help getting knocked up. They need to know if it’s going to have issues, like you, and decide if they want it to suffer through that

>>213688666
Descent is definitely the worst of the three. But I'll take Gambit ahead of Times Arrow. Mark Twain is annoying

>>213688669
That makes me feel better no poor tigers procreating like animals

>>213688595

1: Chain of Command
2: Best of Both Worlds
3: All Good Things
4: Redemption
5: Unification
6: Time's Arrow
7: Birthright
8: Gambit
9: Farpoint
10: Descent

>>213688685
Not white. I’m describing first world standards of living. You just lost the privilege of talking to me with that one

>>213688715
Okay jannies, since this faggot brought up eugenics, and the Eugenic Wars were from TOS, is this debate now on topic? Hey shithead, a doctor can't tell you if you're going to be smart or stupid. I'm sure your parents thought otherwise, but that was because they were as stupid as their July-August baby and their inbred blueblooded doctor. Eugenics are evil and the forte of the small minded.

>>213688777
Trust me faggot, it wasn't a privilege. I was genuinely trying to educate you, but you're far far too brainwashed to be helped. It was an exhausting attempt, which I only undertook for the sake of higher ideals, such as the spreading of truth. But yeah dipshit, first world standards of living ARE the minority. God you are DUMB.

>>213688795
Haha the people I’m talking about are anti abortion people. I guess I exaggerated your condition for effect. Your party is the abortion lobby. It’s actual schizophrenia. I wouldn’t abort you but hopefully soon they can fix the babies like you before it’s too late

>>213688826
The uneducated person is going to educate the educated person on the finer points of being uneducated. You dumb mother fuckers don’t even believe in science how did you get here

>>213668390
>loved that gag
So did she

Apologies to the jannies before my banning. I didn't knowsama desu. I am newfag, easily baited by trolls. May you live long and prosper jannies.

>>213688826
You’re gonna unbrainwash me into withholding medical care from my children so a person with severe mental health problems from a third world country will accept me? I’m gonna pass

>>213688366
>wants to fuck tribbles
t. tiny, tiny dick

DS9 Watchalong Bros, it's time!

>>213688983
ALLAMARAINE!

>>213688983
What if I just decide to stream it won't I be ahead of the H&I viewers who have to deal with ads? Just kidding I just finished DS9 and not planning to start it all over again. Have fun, fellow Vulcans.

>>213688641
>>213688776
How can you hate on "Descent"? It has Borg, Lore, and Hugh, not to mention Crusher being the captain! What's not to like?

Now that that schizo troll has left we can settle it: alcohol has never led to a single pregnancy but is responsible for all murders. Fact.

>>213688980
no u

>>213689040

The Borg are at their best in their first two appearances. Hugh marked the begining of attempts to humanize them into a relatable villain instead of the soulless force of nature they are in Q Who? and Best of Both Worlds. Descent continued that unfortunate trend.

>>213689094
It is responsible for much more murders than big liquor would like you think. I do not stutter when I say the majority of murders

>>213688949
t. suck up

>>213689040
I liked the big ugly borg ship, that's about it

>>213689220
He’s already ban evading you’re feeding trolls

>>213689040
>What's not to like?
Everything you just described.

>>213689094
>alcohol has never led to a single pregnancy but is responsible for all murders. Fact.
No. It is responsible for no murders and all pregnancies!!FACT!!

>>213688685
I’ve never seen that movie and I’m not going to. It’s not for me. We have art. You eat happy meals

all these freaks just coming on in from the Gamma quadrant then later in the show you'd be forgiven for thinking there's no one there besides Changelings, Vorta and Jem'Hadar

new
>>213689379
>>213689379
>>213689379

The allamaraine guy looks exactly how I'd picture a D&D wizard irl

>>213667616
The giant campy skull and tentacle monster? at least feels on-brand for the Trek they're trying to emulate

nu/trek/
>>213689367

>>213675304
One of them are assembled out of organ LEGOs. The other morph from grubs into living weapons.

>>213689423
how do you make the thread early but post it so late?

>>213689460
4chan decided to be a dick and slapped me with a 120 second wait time to post a reply

>>213689269
When the rules are enforced with such pettiness and mean-spiritedness, it becomes impossible to respect them. The more the mods drag their feet to reign in (or disempower) the rogue jannies, the less respect there will be for the rules. I hope they know what they're doing.

>>213689607
I only continued my replying because they deleted a single reply of mine and issued me a warning for being off topic in the middle of a nonstop off topic conversation. It was insulting. The reply referred to as "sucking up" was just me assuming the mods are going to ban me again for 3 days eventually for my views. It has nothing to do with the "rules." It's personal pettiness and they don't like their assumptions challenged.

>>213689695
My point exactly. Why respect the rules of a petty tyranny?

>>213689745
At least someone sees my side of the argument. Sheesh. It's like Office Space. You'll only respect rules to the degree that you fear the punishments. I don't break the law not because I respect the government but because they've made prison seem like a death sentence. Fear =\= respect. I enjoy being as sarcastic as I can here especially with sticks in the mud who thinks they're so smart because they're non-white first worlders whose whole "extended family" has never drank any alcohol ever. I can't help it. It makes me laugh. Laughter is the best medicine. Anyway, I will stop for the sake of smoother Trekversation. My compliments to those who chose not to call me schizophrenic.

>>213683708
Who is this guy?