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Anonymous No.213664123 >>213664202 >>213664218 >>213664220 >>213664278 >>213664523 >>213664873 >>213665248 >>213665548 >>213666082 >>213666140 >>213666166 >>213666947 >>213667056 >>213667088 >>213667254 >>213667275 >>213667343 >>213667365 >>213667476 >>213667502 >>213667508 >>213667736 >>213668064 >>213668550 >>213668576 >>213668622 >>213668708 >>213670199 >>213670922 >>213671245 >>213671895 >>213672393 >>213672499 >>213672756 >>213673456 >>213673742 >>213673795 >>213674684 >>213674780 >>213675703 >>213675770 >>213676739 >>213677466 >>213680234 >>213680394 >>213680433
Critical Drinkers top 5 favourite movies
https://youtu.be/Tw1YEjSyEyY?si=Ii5T0LChdCFZIkSb
Anonymous No.213664153 >>213666113
...like we can judge him.
Half the anons here haven't even watched those movies
Anonymous No.213664202 >>213664306 >>213670185 >>213671846
>>213664123 (OP)
Huh? So that anon was lying?
Anonymous No.213664218
>>213664123 (OP)
Literally pleb taste and the only insights he had was "yeah it's a good movie lol"
Anonymous No.213664220
>>213664123 (OP)
Why would I care about what some dude's favorite movies are? Are you fuckin' gay or something?
Anonymous No.213664278
>>213664123 (OP)
Christ, I've seen high schoolers with more eclectic taste.
Anonymous No.213664306 >>213670185
>>213664202
Yea. The obscure pretentious art house bait list was fake and always was. Amazing how many people took the bait
Anonymous No.213664309 >>213664334 >>213665268 >>213666158 >>213666205 >>213666296 >>213667306 >>213667392 >>213667489 >>213667854 >>213668238 >>213670224 >>213670792 >>213671428 >>213671543 >>213672817 >>213673261 >>213673314 >>213674674 >>213674816 >>213674820 >>213677755 >>213677807 >>213677903 >>213680234 >>213680313 >>213680889 >>213680996
Saving Private Ryan
Falling Down
Big Trouble in Little China
Back to the Future
The Lord of the Rings, especially The Fellowship of the Ring

so you don't have to give that jewtuber any views

horrible pleb taste btw
Anonymous No.213664334
>>213664309
That's seven movies
Anonymous No.213664375 >>213672921
1 normie blockbuster is enough. And out of the 5 lotr is the superior film. This proves he has absolutely surface level dull taste when it comes to film. No wonder he resonates with so many people. Most people are dumb, live in third world countries and are brown.
Anonymous No.213664523
>>213664123 (OP)
He looks slightly bogged
Anonymous No.213664616 >>213667095
why do people suck off saving private ryan so much? Outside of the opening scene its a pretty shit movie imo. I wouldn't put it in the top 25 war movies that I've seen.
Anonymous No.213664873 >>213665237 >>213667261 >>213667358 >>213667423 >>213667687 >>213676754
>>213664123 (OP)
>Big Trouble in Little China
>movie where the white male character is completely incompetent in comparison to the asian supporting cast
This isn't WOKE in his mind, because it's old?
Anonymous No.213665237 >>213666202
>>213664873
> white male character is completely incompetent
It's fucking 1980s Kurt Russell. He mogs no matter what.
Anonymous No.213665248 >>213665543
>>213664123 (OP)
Damn that nigga looks zesty
Anonymous No.213665268
>>213664309
pretentious ah picks
bro is doing too much fr
Anonymous No.213665543
>>213665248
He's a sc*t.
Anonymous No.213665548
>>213664123 (OP)
critical doesn't actually drink enough, I want to to get sad before I keep watching
Anonymous No.213665996
what if his name was cr1tikal drinker and he was like "dude this movie really tickles my butthole" haha
Anonymous No.213666082 >>213670109
>>213664123 (OP)
>balding
>chinless
>jawless
>physically weak
Yep, its a right wing icon alright
Anonymous No.213666113
>>213664153
In fairness, I doubt he's even watched them.
Anonymous No.213666140
>>213664123 (OP)
slop consumer trying very hard not to appear like a slop consumer
Anonymous No.213666158 >>213666204
>>213664309
>Saving Private Ryan
This movie was kind of anti-nazi. That one part at the end where the jewish guy got slowly stabbed by the nazi made me feel like I was being manipulated.
Anonymous No.213666166 >>213673456
>>213664123 (OP)
ROGUE ELEMENTS: A CHRIS BRAWN MISSION
Anonymous No.213666202 >>213668132
>>213665237
i didnt care for BTILC
i just couldnt give a shit about it at all, i kekd at the cgi though a few times i only reference it as the precursor to the mortal kombat movie
Anonymous No.213666204 >>213666262 >>213666267 >>213667285 >>213680912
>>213666158
What WWII movie made by americans is pro-nazi?
Anonymous No.213666205
>>213664309
>fave films
>The Lord of the Rings
Opinion discarded.
Anonymous No.213666262
>>213666204
Lifeboat (1944)
Anonymous No.213666267 >>213675625
>>213666204
You're missing the point. The scene felt like it was contrived to induce anti nazi sentiment. Previous scenes didn't evoke such emotional manipulation.
Anonymous No.213666296
>>213664309
All great movies.
Anonymous No.213666947
>>213664123 (OP)
The third gunn brother
Anonymous No.213667056
>>213664123 (OP)
Based taste as expected from the most based cinephile
CreepyThinMan No.213667088 >>213667456
>>213664123 (OP)

My top 10;

Return of the Living Dead
Creepshow
Gremlins
Kung-Fu Hustle
Terminator 2
A Nightmare on Elm Street
The Silence of the Lambs
Carnival of Souls
Blood Feast
Fritz The Cat

And before you ask, yes, I have a 14 inch cock and I.Q. of 187 as you can tell from my list.....

https://youtu.be/826Mhd1Cq3M?si=PzF8TjHughnrw6-Z

!!!FACT!!!
CreepyThinMan No.213667095
>>213664616
>why do people suck off saving private ryan so much? Outside of the opening scene its a pretty shit movie imo. I wouldn't put it in the top 25 war movies that I've seen.

It's because of the battles which is the only thing it has going for it as the plot is fucking stupid!!!FACT!!!
Anonymous No.213667129
ROGUE ELEMENTS: A BOURKE TRAPPER OPERATION
Anonymous No.213667162
It's even worse than I expected, kek. Fucking Nostalgia Critic and AVGN have better taste.
Anonymous No.213667254
>>213664123 (OP)
Eh, very normie-safe choices. All are fine movies. The only one I have a problem with is Falling Down, but we all know the Drinker's not going to get how subversive and anti-white that movie actually is.
Anonymous No.213667261
>>213664873
Jack Burton kills the big bad and ultimately saves the day in the end.
Anonymous No.213667275
>>213664123 (OP)
Total normie reddit-core. Unsurprising.
Anonymous No.213667278
ROGUE ELEMENTS: A JOHN GRAPPLEHOOK CHAPTER
Anonymous No.213667285
>>213666204
The Eagle Has Landed has Micheal Caine playing a noble Nazi soldier trying to fulfill his mission. The higher ranking Nazis are still mostly bad though.
Anonymous No.213667294
Movies I enjoyed when I was 13
Anonymous No.213667306 >>213680976 >>213681013
>>213664309
I have never been able to get through Big Trouble in Little China. It’s just dumb.
Anonymous No.213667343 >>213674585 >>213674665
>>213664123 (OP)
My top 5:

1) Mandy
2) The Guest
3) TMNT (1990)
4) Sky High
5) Real Genius
Anonymous No.213667358 >>213678796
>>213664873
he isnt incompetent, he kicks ass the entire movie. he is more a fish out of water in a world of oriental magic and martial arts, yet still kills a fucking god. wtf are you on about?
Anonymous No.213667359
ROGUE ELEMENTS: AN MICKEY MCMOVIEBUFF PRODUCTION
Anonymous No.213667365
>>213664123 (OP)
Overrated critic. The fact that he liked fantastic four over superman says a lot about his shit opinion.
Anonymous No.213667392
>>213664309
>youtube critic is a basic bitch with basic bitch tastes
yeah real shocking
Anonymous No.213667423 >>213667687 >>213670417
>>213664873
morons like you is what makes legitimate arguments invalid and words like "woke" meaningless. stfu retard
CreepyThinMan No.213667456
>>213667088

And for no reason...

https://youtu.be/XtuvLCXjBF8?si=DwPfUHRCZycRuXa_
https://youtu.be/NuVTz_72-nk?si=ylsGZVMZ1oH8SGt4
https://youtu.be/bV8CEAnKrzA?si=3yFDb2xzh8ycUJYq
https://youtu.be/6LXTzWbDkTs?si=JtlCOK-ZaE09UfjP
https://youtu.be/TAPI5JFXjJw?si=EKXOwchVdiYUTE79
https://youtu.be/8VqJGRHuKUE?si=7dF4LxekpuPOgbMy
https://youtu.be/1wl5BbUg05M?si=yDzDqxFqDG8ef4U_
https://youtu.be/FOeBaPVwRsE?si=J24UF5UgyjrtVCRQ

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x37bup0

!!!FACT!!!
Anonymous No.213667476
>>213664123 (OP)
he has to have his pic taken in a dark room with shades on and pretend to be an alcoholic so no one realises he's gay.
Anonymous No.213667489
>>213664309
Saving Private Ryan is a one scene movie. You can turn it off after the first 20 minutes.
Anonymous No.213667502
>>213664123 (OP)
what's so critical about him?
Anonymous No.213667508
>>213664123 (OP)
this guy is balding
Anonymous No.213667556 >>213667733
here's mine
Brazil
12 angry men
Aliens
Romeo and Juliet
Some like it hot
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Robocop
Anonymous No.213667676
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CreepyThinMan No.213667687 >>213667763
>>213664873
>>Big Trouble in Little China
>>movie where the white male character is completely incompetent in comparison to the asian supporting cast
>This isn't WOKE in his mind, because it's old?
>>213667423
>morons like you is what makes legitimate arguments invalid and words like "woke" meaningless. stfu retard

100% correct because some NPC piece of shit like the one above will take something like BLADE and claim that if it came out today every white straight male would hate it because it starred a black man.

SJW's have deliberately ruined entertainment but with identity politics and make moronic comparisons from the past to justify the fucking trash that they make today.

They just don't want to admit they make garbage out of spite with no intent to entertain or make money, just have reasons to call people names.

They know they're making shit but, as I said before, will try to draw comparisons with something in the past that was successful that had women, blacks, gays and claim that they would be hated today .

So ask them, if they would be hated today then why didn't they fail back then and how was it that 40 years ago;

Eddie Murphy was the biggest movie star in the world.
Bill Cosby had a #1 tv show.
Michael Jackson was the biggest musical performer on the planet.

Just remember that they're narcissistic sociopaths with the minds of children that can't be reasoned with and will gaslight you into believing their propaganda because of their blinding hatred for white straight males because of their Daddy issues and make up any bullshit to justify the evil things they do with deliberate malicious intent!!!FACT!!!
Anonymous No.213667733 >>213668176
>>213667556
>No Predator
>No Starship Troopers
FFS.
Anonymous No.213667736
>>213664123 (OP)
The man with no taste. He just picked safe movies nobody would challenge him on. Well, maybe Big Trouble in Little China is a movie he's actually genuinely loves.
Anonymous No.213667763 >>213667895
>>213667687
yes, yes and yes to all of this. you are over the target and why I told him to stfu because he will do exactly what the morons he is raling against did making racist, nazi and far right meaningless. He only helps his (OUR) enemies saying stupid shit like that
Anonymous No.213667802
BTILC is a short of ham fisted joke movie but I can see why he likes it.
Anonymous No.213667854
>>213664309
reddit-tier onions slop.

No Apocalypse Now? Stalker? Pale Flower? Fallen Angels? Ran? Turin Horse? Wages of Fear?
Anonymous No.213667895
>>213667763
>successful
In Russia they were successful because their "ancestors" 300 years earlier married into Ivan the Terrible family.
Romanovs were destroyed precisely because they weren't successful. They lost the war.
Anonymous No.213668064 >>213668100 >>213668194
>>213664123 (OP)
i cant take this anymore
Anonymous No.213668100
>>213668064
I love this community!
Anonymous No.213668132
>>213666202
>i didnt care for BTILC
>i just couldnt give a shit about it at all
Oh yeah? Well I don't care for you, pal.
Anonymous No.213668176
>>213667733
i just listed some good movies off the top of my head anon, I don't really have favourites. Predator is great and I liked the running man too.. I've never watched starship troopers but i plan to. (maybe soon).
Anonymous No.213668194
>>213668064
+1 gold kind sir
Anonymous No.213668238 >>213680063 >>213680165
>>213664309
>Saving Private Ryan
completely valid pick
>Falling Down
I love Michael Douglas, but this is an embarassing pick
>Big Trouble in Little China
>Back to the Future
although these are good movies, especially BTTF, this is a "muh childhood" milennial consoomer-core pick, typically reserved for Americans
>The Lord of the Rings, especially The Fellowship of the Ring
completely valid pick

also
>is Bri'ish
>doesn't name a single Bri'ish film
now let's see Man Carrying Thing's favourites
Anonymous No.213668550 >>213668611
>>213664123 (OP)
>some alcoholic talks about movies
why should i give a fuck, exactly?
Anonymous No.213668576
>>213664123 (OP)
Why does he look like that?!
Anonymous No.213668594
Drinker, Mauler, and all them act like they're masters of cinema and storytelling, but they all adore and constantly reference the same handful of action/horror/fantasy/sci fi classics from the 80s/90s. Even a complete fucking loon like YMS knows more about movies than them.
Anonymous No.213668611
>>213668550
alcoholics think sitting at thier computer while drunk and watching something is social engagement
its not
Anonymous No.213668622
>>213664123 (OP)
>critical drinker
>trigger nometry
I know enough not to watch stupid shit like this.
Anonymous No.213668708
>>213664123 (OP)
You posted the fake "for normalfags" list. Here's the real one
Anonymous No.213670109 >>213670741
>>213666082
3 more years, boy
Anonymous No.213670128 >>213670169
my favorite movies are the goonies and hook and grease
Anonymous No.213670145
Alright picks, only I found Back To The Future to be excruciatingly boring. Turned it off after 10 minutes.
Anonymous No.213670169
>>213670128
>the goonies
Another borefest. Turned it off before the opening credits were done.
Anonymous No.213670185
>>213664202
>>213664306
what do you mean this guy who reviews only the latest capeshit doesn't actually watch arthouse? who would've thought
Anonymous No.213670199 >>213670439 >>213670674
>>213664123 (OP)
Why does this man make trannies seethe so much?
Anonymous No.213670224 >>213674613
>>213664309
Does this guy not watch movies made before 1980 or something? The absolute state of youtube critics.
Anonymous No.213670247
I think he's married and has children but does anyone else always think 'gayface' they they see him? He looks like a raging aging homosexual
Anonymous No.213670266
>isn't well known
>is /tv/ core
>becomes well known
>/tv/ now hates him
Typical.
Anonymous No.213670370 >>213670465 >>213670560 >>213670986 >>213671110
I find it weird that people consider Critical Drinker alt right or conservative. His actual taste in movies is very Reddit basic tier and I have heard him say comments completely ripped from /tv/, especially his lack of nuanced understanding of how the industry actually works. People give him far too much attention. Also, the films he regularly likes are so basic (this year he praised F1 for example). The main just threads that line between the same bargain basement culture wars comments whilst semi praising the odd standard blockbuster and never takes a risk or goes out on a limb. And it feels like whenever he needs money (to fund alcohol, gambling or drug addiction) he just shits out another Brie Larson or Rachel Zegler video.
Anonymous No.213670417 >>213670470 >>213680512
>>213667423
Nah, people calling everything woke have made it meaningless. I see some people watch a trailer, see a black woman and call it woke whilst other times if they kind of like something, even if it has a girl boss character they'll defend it. The problem is the terms have become so fluid and all over the place.
Anonymous No.213670439
>>213670199
He's opposed to their politics, and very mediocre, but very popular in spite of both of those. Even just one of those traits makes a lot of people seethe.
Anonymous No.213670465 >>213671181 >>213672443 >>213672633
>>213670370
F1 was a good movie though, on par with Maverick. Completely stupid when it comes to following F1 rules but the movie itself was good.
Anonymous No.213670470
>>213670417
Nah, current-levels of woke have finally high high enough levels that it has inoculated people against lower levels of it. Yeah, most media for your entire life has been woke. It brainwashed you. Deal with it.
Anonymous No.213670560 >>213670645 >>213670772
>>213670370
I just find it strange how someone who is supposed to hate modern cinema only watches the latest slop and his top ranking is more modern movies
Anonymous No.213670645
>>213670560
The Critical Drinker is just another offshoot of The Nostalgia Critic and his ilk of talentless hacks who shit on things people like for attention
CreepyThinMan No.213670674
>>213670199
>Why does this man make trannies seethe so much?

Because they can't make legitimate arguments against him and just call him names like they do with everyone else when confronted with their bullshit that they can't justify!!!FACT!!!
Anonymous No.213670741
>>213670109
3 more years with Vance im assuming since no way the dementia ridden taco is making it all 4 years.
Anonymous No.213670772 >>213670878
>>213670560
>I just find it strange how someone who is supposed to hate modern cinema only watches the latest slop and his top ranking is more modern movies
https://youtu.be/P48-nYPVIxE
>asked what is the most recent Japanese movie he enjoyed
>names Old Boy and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Anonymous No.213670792 >>213680270
>>213664309
>chatgpt, what are the five movies from the 90s and on that people most commonly pick as their favorite. these movies should also be generally accepted by online consensus and receive the least amount of negative reviews. omit the top five most popular choices
Anonymous No.213670844
Jurassic Park
Gladiator
The Dark Knight
American Psycho
Blade Runner 2049
Anonymous No.213670878
>>213670772
Hahaha oh wow
For me it's
>Departures
>Two Minutes: Beyond the Infinite
Anonymous No.213670922
>>213664123 (OP)
why does this pencil necked numale keep getting posted on here. this dude's a complete faggot wearing the skin of a persona only an equally gay redditor would think is cool to "review" terrible marvel movies nobody watches. does he really make enough youtube goybucks to pay for shills on here or are subhumans like OP actually obsessed?
CreepyThinMan No.213670986 >>213671110
>>213670370
>I find it weird that people consider Critical Drinker alt right or conservative.

No one considers him alt-right or conservative, that's just something SJW's project onto him so they can associate him with Trump.

Just the same way they project their hate and anger onto men who don't want to put up with bullshit, so they'll call you and Incel because they will NEVER acknowledge that it's their shitty behavior that's the problem and that the only reason you're complaining isn't because of the shit they're causing but that they're not fucking you and the #1 response they'll use every single time as they are the ones determined to invade, infest and destroy anything white straight males care about and make themselves believe they're doing nothing wrong because, and I'll keep saying it, SJW's are narcissistic sociopaths with the minds of children.

Drinker's just making very clear observations on what SJW's have been doing to entertainment and they can't argue against him, so they publicly call him names and shows just how infantile they are while I know I'm not a bastion of maturity but I KNOW I'm being an obnoxious cunt and how people perceive my behavior which is mainly about being informative and/or entertaining, both of which the Drinker does and why he's popular.

But like his persona, CTM is just an act I perform for my own amusement and hopefully others and why you should never take any of the stupid shit I say or do seriously.

But SJW's have no sense of humor because they're soulless NPC's!

Basically if you're not a lapdog like Rian Johnson you're a right wing Nazi/Incel/Chud if you are just tired of this culture war bullshit and call it out like he does.

Remember that SJW's are always the aggressors in every situation, see the attached pic, and if you don't submit to unreasonable demands they want to either silence you or kill you, like when they tried to incite theaters shootings when Joker was released!!!FACT!!!
Anonymous No.213671110
>>213670986
>>213670370
Actual conservatives laugh at these liberal nerds thinking they are culture warriors now their manchild franchises, which were always pozzed, are even worse.
Anonymous No.213671181 >>213671395
>>213670465
>on par with Maverick.

So just well filmed mediocre action movie
Anonymous No.213671203 >>213671750 >>213671793
If I'm being totally honest I'm still not sure what my actual favorite movies are. There are a few movies that I rewatch every year but I wouldn't know if I could rank them if put on the spot.
Anonymous No.213671245 >>213673358
>>213664123 (OP)
Anonymous No.213671395
>>213671181
Yeah pretty much. If this was 2010, it would be a 6.5-7/10. But because cinema is so shit now, compared to the rest coming out it's a 8.5-9/10.
Anonymous No.213671428
>>213664309
Fucking embarrassing.
Anonymous No.213671543
>>213664309
They're all very good films, not my favourites (though Fellowship of the Ring is the greatest fantasy film of all time) but I like them all. Big Trouble is Carpenter kino.
Anonymous No.213671750 >>213673192 >>213675434
>>213671203
If I were to think of my most watched movies ever, it would go something like this
Total Recall
Terminator 2
The Sound of Music
Oliver! (1968)
Robocop
Anonymous No.213671793
>>213671203
Yeah same, I feel like people who can not only pick 5 favorites movies, but actually ranked them, have not watch a lot of movies.
Anonymous No.213671846
>>213664202
Is this like a ragebait to pretend that you actually believed the list to be real? There is no way you are not pretending to be retarded, right?
Anonymous No.213671895
>>213664123 (OP)
>Here are my safe choices
Anonymous No.213672062
Extreme entry level basic taste, but at least he's honest.
Anonymous No.213672393 >>213673416
>>213664123 (OP)
He has a pencil neck, no family, is obviously gay, and can't even comprehend the plots of literal children's video games while claiming to be a writer. sure he may not be shilling trannyshit like mainstream media, but if you like/respect/watch drinker, you're a retarded monkey with no friends or a fag divorcee with no friends, and you have no taste or acumen.
Anonymous No.213672443
>>213670465
>F1 was a good movie though, on par with Maverick
You're a robot with no soul or taste.
Anonymous No.213672492
>this is the most popular film critic
Anonymous No.213672499
>>213664123 (OP)
this man is such a fucking moron
Anonymous No.213672633
>>213670465
It was a completely bland as fuck movie. Just like Drinker's general taste. All the man can do is watch Disney trash and say it is bad. Then give the most milquetoast recommendations. Even fucking lolcow reviewers at least put themselves out there with some of their recommendations, but Drinker is a coward.
Anonymous No.213672756 >>213674088
>>213664123 (OP)
>Falling Down: anti-White demoralization propaganda
>Saving Private Ryan: Jewish WW2 propaganda
Right wing commentators displaying their usual cultural illiteracy. These people think that "wokeness" started in 2016 and that all the anti-White slop from previous decades was just normal entertainment. I bet he loves the Indiana Jones movies, too.
Anonymous No.213672817 >>213672844 >>213672844 >>213672908 >>213673036 >>213675024
>>213664309
>Saving Private Ryan
>Falling Down
>Big Trouble in Little China
>Back to the Future
>The Lord of the Rings, especially The Fellowship of the Ring
why are Xers and boomers unable to enjoy anything modern? why are their favorites always the movies they watched as kids or teens?
Anonymous No.213672844
>>213672817
>>213672817
>everything too old is boring
>everything too new is pozzed
>everything I am nostalgic for is the best
Anonymous No.213672908 >>213672958 >>213674279
>>213672817
Everything modern sucks, he has bad taste even in just 80s and 90s movies.
Anonymous No.213672921 >>213675515
>>213664375
>1 normie blockbuster is enough. And out of the 5 lotr is the superior film. This proves he has absolutely surface level dull taste when it comes to film. No wonder he resonates with so many people. Most people are dumb, live in third world countries and are brown.
falling down is based
Anonymous No.213672958 >>213673380
>>213672908
>Everything modern sucks
Modern films are better than early 2000s and 90s and 80s thoughbeit. Only 70s are better.
Anonymous No.213673036 >>213673091
>>213672817
Why on earth would any modern flick made even within the last 10 years be in your favourite list? There's lots of very good films made recently, but nostalgia and watching films as a child, teen or young adult helps cement them being your favourite. But still, overall writing and casting choices has been on a steady decline since 2010.
Anonymous No.213673091
>>213673036
>Why on earth would any modern flick made even within the last 10 years be in your favourite list
not exactly 10 years but the raid/the raid2 are peak action. why would i list die hard above them?
Anonymous No.213673192
>>213671750
Anonymous No.213673253 >>213675281 >>213675899
Right wing "intellectuals" lol. At least your average leftist knows more about cinema.
Anonymous No.213673261
>>213664309
>Doug Walker had a better list than this
Anonymous No.213673314
>>213664309
So his taste in movies is just what he saw as a kid and teenager and hasn’t changed since
Fine for your dad but for a “movie critic” extremely pleb tier
Anonymous No.213673358
>>213671245
Kermode does love his horror.
Anonymous No.213673380 >>213673460 >>213673751
>>213672958
That's not true even if you judge that just by mainstream films. I agree that the 70s were peak, but the 80s had plenty of incredible stuff (especially foreign and independent film). Hell, in the 90s or 00s we still got a few pretty good films every year. The modern movie landscape is all comic book or sequel slop and ham fisted morality plays, even the independent scene has dried up. The only film in the last 10 years I would rate above an 8 is First Reformed (which was made by a boomer and is heavily derivative of even older films).
Anonymous No.213673416 >>213673649 >>213673686
>>213672393
>is obviously gay,
Seems like a straight normie to me. Just unsure how to dress and act. Kind of boring too, but otherwise just some bloke.

Every cunt in obsessed with seeing people as gay now. This is a part of the sickness imo.
Anonymous No.213673456
>>213666166
>>213664123 (OP)
Has anyone even watched his movie? Looks like he put his money where his mouth is and swallowed a load of shit.
Anonymous No.213673460
>>213673380
>even the independent scene has dried up
Independent scene is more vibrant than ever. You might not like the films, but there's a lot of stuff coming out.
Anonymous No.213673649 >>213673706
>>213673416
No I think gay people like critical drinker are the sickness.
Anonymous No.213673686 >>213673764
>>213673416
You type like the type of person who would say it's "totally not gay" and "just bro stuff" when guys rushing frats shove shit up each other's asses in front of all their "brothers".
Anonymous No.213673706
>>213673649
He could be, I'm not psychic, but desu all this gay talk starts to sound like female/gay side of internet. It's all they rant about.
Anonymous No.213673742
>>213664123 (OP)
>this is the guy you're getting your film opinions from
lmao
Anonymous No.213673751 >>213673986
>>213673380
But the 80s started the whole sequel/franchise slop.
Anonymous No.213673764
>>213673686
No, I'm the type of person who is from old internet when we didn't even have this much normie homo gossip talk.

Gossip talk itself is inherently gay. You will become more female brain the more you do it. Fags are mentally ill. Do you really want to talk about them all the time?
Anonymous No.213673795
>>213664123 (OP)
Can we bully critical nigger into suicide?
Anonymous No.213673986
>>213673751
Yes, but the slop was much higher quality there was still enough momentum carrying over from the 70's New Hollywood era that oddball stuff like Rumble Fish or Streets of Fire could get made. Also lots of great non Hollywood movies like Ran and Paris, Texas.
CreepyThinMan No.213674088 >>213674117
>>213672756
>>Falling Down: anti-White demoralization propaganda
>>Saving Private Ryan: Jewish WW2 propaganda
>Right wing commentators displaying their usual cultural illiteracy. These people think that "wokeness" started in 2016 and that all the anti-White slop from previous decades was just normal entertainment. I bet he loves the Indiana Jones movies, too.

>>cultural illiteracy
>>slop

Could you shove in any more buzzwords or meme phrases you might have learned from Twitter you dumb cocksucker while what you consider "propaganda" in the past was really about showing equality that was organic ( no one had a problem with Lethal Weapon that had two protagonists, one white and one black) where as now it's literally about pushing propaganda in the form of rhetoric designed to attack white straight males by race swapping/gender swapping characters and/or changing their sexual orientation, make trash out of whatever they get their claws into and tear it apart so they can call people names and make us as miserable as they are which is all they care about as their only goal is obtaining domination over others with social media as their weapon.
CreepyThinMan No.213674117 >>213674494
>>213674088

Just fucking leave people alone but they can't because of their incessant need to make everything about themselves because of their narcissism and can't identify with anyone who isn't 100% the same as they don't have basic human emotions like empathy and compassion due to their sociopathic nature and can't relate to anyone other than a mirror image of themselves.

Then they'll project that onto those they hate by claiming that we're only angry because something doesn't feature white straight males as the protagonists but by that logic no piece of entertainment starring women and/or blacks should have ever been successful , forgetting that in the past the primary core demographic for most of entertainment back then used to be white straight males who would go and see something and support it if it was good.

But we're now told things aren't meant for us, which is fine, but in the same breath demand that we support them as they shit all over us and think they're entitled to our time and money, then blame us for when something fails despite telling white straight males that those things weren't for us!!!FACT!!!
Anonymous No.213674223
He's not even IMDb tier.
CreepyThinMan No.213674279
>>213672908
>Everything modern sucks, he has bad taste even in just 80s and 90s movies.

Here's an article I wrote in 2016 that covers 1915-2015 and explains why entertainment has sucked over the last 15 years at the time of its publication....

https://web.archive.org/web/20160419025559/http://247365hatemachine.blogspot.ca/2016/02/why-does-modern-cinemaentertainment.html

!!!FACT!!!
Anonymous No.213674494
>>213674117
>Just fucking leave people alone
we live in a democracy. that's literally not possible. every time you vote, you vote to take from someone else. that's how politics works.

we just no longer live in a world of abundance like the 80's/90's, so politics matters more.
Anonymous No.213674585
>>213667343
>Sky High
mah negro.
Anonymous No.213674613
>>213670224
ya because movies are shit before that.
Anonymous No.213674665
>>213667343
>2) The Guest
A fellow /tv/ patrician.
Anonymous No.213674674
>>213664309
>Saving Private Ryan
What a Zogbot. Might as well put Schindler's List there as well.
Anonymous No.213674684
>>213664123 (OP)
WOW HOW INTERESTING A ECELEB COCKSUCKER SHARES HIS VERY IMPORTANT TASTES AND OPINIONS BEST CONTENT EVER GONNA WATCH THIS AND THEN 3 HR LONG ANALYSIS ON DISNEY STAR SLOP MOVIE BY THIS OTHER ECELEB FAGGOT WOW THIS IS SO GREAT WHAT A TIME TO LIVE IN
Anonymous No.213674780
>>213664123 (OP)
Cloud Atlas
Hoчнoй дoзop
Snake eyes
Körkarlen
愛のむきだし
My top 5
Anonymous No.213674816
>>213664309
That's all basic bitch shit and nothing to really brag about. Seems like someone that says that they're a critic should actually have a couple more movies in there. Like top five movies. That would actually I don't know. I get it every single. One of those movies is good. But oh fuck that fuck you Lord of the rings fax. It's not as good as you think it is. If you were going to say out of all the Lord of the rings, the one that's the best is the fellowship. Then I don't know. Have someone that doesn't really give a fuck about the Lord of the rings fellowship board. The absolute piss out of me minus like the last 20 minutes or so of it two towers was actually entertaining and I just didn't even bother watching return of the King because I just don't give a fuck about Lord of the rings. But it can't be worse than fellowship. Fellowship is just legitimately a lot of talking. A lot of walking. A brief battle here. A brief battle there fly You fools bunch of walking and talking and then an actual cool fight scene at the end. Shit's gay and you hobbit loving fucks gay too.
Out of all the movies that he has on here the best movie without a shadow of a dad the same private Ryan.
And it just seems like he's just trying to appeal to a certain group of people by being like. Yeah I love falling down too.
Just seems very pleb
Anonymous No.213674820
>>213664309
A movie critic with such a plebian taste in films. I still enjoy his content. I just avoid the ones where he talks about "good" movies.
CreepyThinMan No.213675024
>>213672817
>why are Xers and boomers unable to enjoy anything modern? why are their favorites always the movies they watched as kids or teens?

Mostly nostalgia as when you grow up you'll be experiencing things for the first time which makes a lasting impact and resonates within you for the rest of your life and can't find anything comparative later, so nothing ever hits the same way again, even if it's new and never seen before because by then you've become jaded and numb to whatever comes out and nothing can impress you the same way it would have when when you're a kid.

Case in point, if I saw this as a kid I would have thought it was the greatest thing ever......

https://youtu.be/QZVrV0RRXlI?si=IBjtzXsceppe297I

But I don't because, by the time it came out, things like that no longer impressed me enough to want to talk about them and why everything now is soo forgettable!!!FACT!!!


But culture has been stagnating for the last 20-25 years
CreepyThinMan No.213675281 >>213677683
>>213673253
>Right wing "intellectuals" lol. At least your average leftist knows more about cinema.

Yet your average leftist can't answer What Is A Woman and definitely not you, no matter how deep you drill a hole into your crotch and wear car air fresheners like they were Maxi pads for the rest of you're inevitable 41% life!!!FACT!!!
Anonymous No.213675380
I'd never consider the opnion of someone who looks like this
Anonymous No.213675413 >>213676166 >>213676543
>people like critical drinker just constantly complain about modern blockbuster movies whilst wanting things to be like their older blockbuster movies
>can't fathom that the blockbuster movies are one of the things that damaged cinema
>don't give anything else a chance
CreepyThinMan No.213675434 >>213675491 >>213676123
>>213671750
>If I were to think of my most watched movies ever, it would go something like this

I've been watching Return of the Living Dead no less than 3 times a week since first watching it on June 23rd 1989, the same day I saw Batman, with the attached photo as proof of my obsession with that movie!!!FACT!!!
Anonymous No.213675491 >>213675771
>>213675434
>I've been watching Return of the Living Dead no less than 3 times a week since first watching it on June 23rd 1989
I admire your dedication.
CreepyThinMan No.213675515 >>213675540
>>213672921
>>1 normie blockbuster is enough. And out of the 5 lotr is the superior film. This proves he has absolutely surface level dull taste when it comes to film. No wonder he resonates with so many people. Most people are dumb, live in third world countries and are brown.
>falling down is based

Drinker is wrong about Falling Down and here's why.....

To me Falling Down is about an obviously emotionally disturbed boomer who has a meltdown and was always a powderkeg just waiting to go off.

Tens of millions of men like him were able to have the American dream of having a home, a life and a child. He had all those things but couldn’t maintain them because of his own personality, which was his downfall. This isn’t a case of Arthur Fleck in Joker who had physical and psychological damage inflected upon him, leaving him unable to succeed no matter how hard he tried with external forces seemingly conspiring to put pressure on him until he exploded.

Now it could be that Foster was never meant to have a normal life as he states that he did everything right, expecting life to be perfect, so perhaps it was society’s expectations of him that put him under pressure while high strung personalities like himself always go off at even the tiniest inconvenience. By the time we meet him his home life has already fallen apart, long before he lost his job, while the most telling moment is when he’s watching home movies and berating his Wife to put their crying daughter on a toy horse he bought for her birthday, while she looks at him with distain and he doesn’t understand why while she had already placed a restraining order against him before the events of the movie indicating that he was already a threat.
CreepyThinMan No.213675540 >>213675572
>>213675515

Also, the movie makes a point of having everyone he encounters be hyper aggressive along with the worst sort of ethnic stereotypes while he’s the one who instigates most of the conflicts because he can’t have his own way or things the way they used to be. He also had been unemployed and despite claiming that he can’t get work because he’s over educated and under skilled, there’s no indication that he was trying to look for another field of work as he didn’t tell his mother he lost his job and was pretending to be going to work for weeks which is not normal behavior.

The movie also tries to make him sympathetic by having him witness economic disparity that we’re made to believe he identifies with thereby justifying his rampage as retribution upon an unfair system. The African American male protesting that he was denied a loan because he wasn’t “economically viable” is meant to suggest that it was due to racism despite knowing nothing of his economic situation and reason for being turned down.

Or complaining that a plastic surgeon had a mansion because of the money he makes and ranting that he had barbed wire on the fence when D-fens scaling it and holding the family maintaining the property hostage at shotgun is exactly why there is barbed wire on the fence in the first place showing his lack of self-awareness.
CreepyThinMan No.213675572
>>213675540

In closing, the movie was the scream of a dying generation that became complacent because they had things soo good because of the favorable socio-economic factors in their favor post WW2 and then pulled the rug out from future generations by selling out as we’ve seen their actions cause the decline of the middle-class over the last 30-40 years. What they didn’t expect was that it would hit them soo soon and why you have people like D-fens feeling the effects and looking for others to blame because they only did what they thought was in their best interests and not realizing the long term ramifications and taking it out on others rather than taking responsibility for the world they ruined due to greed and their sense of self-entitlement!!!FACT!!!
Anonymous No.213675625
>>213666267
Why do you have a problem with anti Nazi sentiment?
Anonymous No.213675703
>>213664123 (OP)
Arrested Development
Anonymous No.213675770
>>213664123 (OP)
Abhorrent trash. Not even because they're mainstream but because they look and feel like children's cartoons.
CreepyThinMan No.213675771 >>213675817
>>213675491
>>I've been watching Return of the Living Dead no less than 3 times a week since first watching it on June 23rd 1989
>I admire your dedication.

If you want a detailed account of why I love ROTLD soo much, check out my 30th Anniversary review below.....

https://www.popticnerve.com/2022/07/the-return-of-living-deadfact.html

While here's a little video I put together based on it......

https://youtu.be/YeoNqcpSjtE?si=mfYRRGIVEvJlO4l3

!!!FACT!!!
Anonymous No.213675817
>>213675771
>here's a little video I put together based on it......
That's a slideshow...
Anonymous No.213675899
>>213673253
This is true. Rightoids, for the most part, are angry, proud retards.
CreepyThinMan No.213676123 >>213676153
>>213675434

ROTLD as a Pixar movie!!!FACT!!!
CreepyThinMan No.213676153
>>213676123

For
Anonymous No.213676166 >>213676410 >>213676543
>>213675413
>blockbuster movies are one of the things that damaged cinema
how did blockbusters "damage" cinema? they didn't stop people from making high quality movies, and they're also a victim of the overall decay of quality. things that damaged movies and television are ideological, or rooted in it: globohomo diversity quota casting, mandated women in the writer's rooms i.e. interpersonal dramaslop writing that appeals to women instead of men, and a near total abandonment of practical effects plus outsourcing to unfathomably low skill third worlders for CGI.
>don't give anything else a chance
>just try this thing that you think looks and smells like shit you might like it
No.
Anonymous No.213676410 >>213676543
>>213676166
>how did blockbusters "damage" cinema?
Big blockbusters changed cinema into a theme park ride for big event movies with the multiplication effect of needing to one up yourself leading to bigger expectations. Big tentpole movies became the dominant force and therefore the money was poured into a few projects over anything more dynamic. This also dismantled many other genres from having a cienamtic footprint at all. Studios put everything into the same few genres and same big films which led to many of the things you're talking about because actual creative talent declined or moved elsewhere. Slop begets even worse slop.
CreepyThinMan No.213676543 >>213676698
>>213675413
>>213676166
>>213676410

Peter Biskind's Easy Riders Raging Bulls is my favorite book and gives a detailed account of the end of the old studio era and the cultural and commercial impact Star Wars had on cinema!!!FACT!!!
CreepyThinMan No.213676698
>>213676543
Anonymous No.213676739
>>213664123 (OP)
Sideways
Fargo
The Godfather
Jaws
Back to the Future
Anonymous No.213676754
>>213664873
Asians don’t count as woke because they are whitely
Anonymous No.213677022
You're not human if you don't have at least one Eastwood flick on your list.
Anonymous No.213677466
>>213664123 (OP)
you can't trust this faggot when it comes to praising stuff
Anonymous No.213677683 >>213677972
>>213675281
Anonymous No.213677755
>>213664309
Is anyone surprised? His whole shtick is "I wish modern slop was more like the 80s blockbuster slop of my youth"
Anonymous No.213677807
>>213664309
-Revenge Of The Sith #1
-Casablanca
-Apocalypse Now
-Forrest Gump
-The Thing
-Cars

How did I do, /tv/?
Anonymous No.213677903 >>213678395
>>213664309
anons will kvetch over this but it's a solid list
CreepyThinMan No.213677972
>>213677683

Woke means anything that's used under the guise of "social justice" when it's really about hating and attacking white straight males!!!FACT!!!
Anonymous No.213678395
>>213677903
It's not. It signals underdeveloped taste, general lack of education and a middling IQ. Might as well not have a list if that's what you end up with. Especially as a "professional" film reviewer.
Anonymous No.213678783 >>213680841
just posting a lil reminder that if you spend your time consooming long form video content based around culture war issues like black people being in disney movies you are an NCP and need to drastically change your life
Anonymous No.213678796
>>213667358
He's protrayed as buffoon for most of the movie, not just a fish out of water.
Anonymous No.213680063
>>213668238
Back to the future has nothing to do with millenials, most millenials weren't even born yet when it came out.
Anonymous No.213680165
>>213668238
He’s Sco’ish
Anonymous No.213680234 >>213681109
>>213664123 (OP)
>>213664309
>it's not woke or political if I grew up with it
Anonymous No.213680270
>>213670792
Two of them are from the 80s, you stupid fucking retard.
Anonymous No.213680313 >>213680757
>>213664309
Didn't think it was possible to hate this dude more. Not bad movies but so fucking lame and basic that it kinda pisses me off. He talks about movies like he knows something about the medium but his favorite movies are literally coworker tier shit. Not a single interesting or unique pick. Critical Drinker is a... normie
Anonymous No.213680394 >>213680456
>>213664123 (OP)
>trigger nometry
some desperately need lives
Anonymous No.213680433 >>213680483 >>213680826
>>213664123 (OP)
has this guy shown his face before? hard to imagine that somebody who looks this much like a faggot could be popular
Anonymous No.213680456
>>213680394
>trigger nometry
They are jews gatekeeping anti-woke (if you want to call it that but you probably know what's meant) sentiment.
Anonymous No.213680483
>>213680433
>has this guy shown his face before?
Yes.
>hard to imagine that somebody who looks this much like a faggot could be popular
Most ecelebs are ugly freaks.
Anonymous No.213680512
>>213670417
>Nah, people calling everything woke have made it meaningless.
So ........ him which I just just pointed out dumbass
Anonymous No.213680757
>>213680313
>Critical Drinker is a... normie
So basically most of /tv/ and the rest of the western world who also hate the things he too complains about. Don't try to act like you're anything special.
Anonymous No.213680826
>>213680433
His profile pic is a photo of himself dumbass.
Anonymous No.213680841 >>213681046
>>213678783
>drinker
>long form
His videos are like 10 minutes.
Anonymous No.213680889
>>213664309
>falling down
oh come on.
Anonymous No.213680912
>>213666204
Inglorious Basterds.
Anonymous No.213680976
>>213667306
Get drunk first
Anonymous No.213680996 >>213681048
>>213664309
>The Lord of the Rings, especially The Fellowship of the Ring
>not return of the king
wtf is wrong with this nigga
Anonymous No.213681007
I do not understand the hate for this guy. Just another eurofag with an opinion. he is harmless
Anonymous No.213681013
>>213667306
Probably because you're a pleb.
Anonymous No.213681046
>>213680841
10 minutes of slop for retards
Anonymous No.213681048
>>213680996
two towers is the best of the 3
Anonymous No.213681109
>>213680234
>we were oppressed in the past by homophobic racists!
>the movies in the past were woke!
which is it troon?