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Anonymous No.213664644 >>213664709 >>213664741 >>213665141 >>213665198 >>213666120 >>213666125 >>213666152 >>213666725 >>213667197 >>213667269 >>213671076 >>213671465 >>213671631 >>213671944 >>213671962 >>213679241 >>213679562 >>213680482 >>213682513 >>213686697 >>213687357 >>213688713 >>213689605 >>213691396
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Why? It has high ratings, is ranked in the top 20 most popular shows, is currently airing, and has a 0.7% drop rate, does /tv/ not like Dexter?
Anonymous No.213664678
Tonight's the night.
Anonymous No.213664709
>>213664644 (OP)
I do like it though. It's good but there is also not much for me to add, if you like Dexter you'll like the new Dexter show.
Anonymous No.213664741 >>213664834 >>213666154 >>213667169
>>213664644 (OP)
Tonight IS the Night, we're about 20 hours away...
Honestly the best Dex threads are after the show airs, then we wait. Overall it follows the same Dexter thread formulae we've had for many years.
>Theories
>Hope for a good end
>The ending is bad
This will happen. However we get two more seasons so eh
Anonymous No.213664831 >>213665168 >>213665413 >>213666434 >>213671913 >>213679271 >>213685020 >>213689237 >>213689518 >>213691834
he's gonna get you dextah
Anonymous No.213664834
>>213664741
I hate brown people so much
Anonymous No.213665007 >>213674378 >>213679347
obligatory
Anonymous No.213665141
>>213664644 (OP)
Tonight's night babyy
Anonymous No.213665168
>>213664831
This Batista is my favourite, the mask is off. Probably wouldn't even have cared about dex being bhb that much but betrayal is a bitch
Anonymous No.213665198
>>213664644 (OP)
We're waiting for it to finish to binge it. Only boomers watch one episode every week
Anonymous No.213665413
>>213664831
he will die like Doakes, LaGuerta, and Deb did
Anonymous No.213666120
>>213664644 (OP)
Fan service for creep motherfuckers
Anonymous No.213666125
>>213664644 (OP)
Jump the shark when he started hunting pedophiles
Anonymous No.213666152
>>213664644 (OP)
New episode isn't out yet.

>Tonight's the night
Anonymous No.213666154
>>213664741
I can't really get invested in this season's ending knowing that there are more seasons after it, and I'm convinced they would be a strict continuation from this one, not individual season arcs like the original series.
Anonymous No.213666225 >>213666311 >>213666336 >>213672956 >>213685158 >>213685193 >>213685244 >>213691327
It has fooled me twice with two absolutely horrible endings. I didn't watch the prequel show or whatever it was either. If this new one actually has a decent ending I'll consider marathoning it at some point. Outside of that, the show and all of the characters are dead to me. Zero fucks left, there is far better slop created in the past 70 years that I haven't seen yet that I can watch instead.
Anonymous No.213666311
>>213666225
The ending is revealed in a few more seasons
Anonymous No.213666336
>>213666225
You're honestly missing out.
Anonymous No.213666359 >>213666389 >>213666436 >>213666545 >>213670556 >>213674138 >>213684950
Anonymous No.213666389
>>213666359
I just remembered I wanted to take screenshots from when Dexter is stalking him at the bookstore from arm's length in a fucking tuxedo
Anonymous No.213666434
>>213664831
Can't wait for the female detective to kill this prick. It'll be accidental of course. :^)
Anonymous No.213666436 >>213666494 >>213666545
>>213666359
https://youtu.be/v6qvIhygLTs music choice for that scene was so kino
Anonymous No.213666494 >>213666518
>>213666436
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxLf7ivC2yMWb9UkJoBbcf8-RvYKnpJ6W
someone is maintaining a playlist of the songs used so far.
Anonymous No.213666518 >>213666606
>>213666494
Nice, thanks
Anonymous No.213666545 >>213670590
>>213666436
>>213666359
Anonymous No.213666606 >>213666725
>>213666518
honestly I think the songs are good and the scenes have a vibe, but it's kinds of overused at this point and they seem to forget it's a TV show and not the next tarantino movie.
Anonymous No.213666725 >>213673074
>>213664644 (OP)
all dexter discussion happens immediately post episode release. everything in the show is already set up so there's not really that much to talk about outside of retarded theories or making fun of the previous episode so threads fizzle out
knowing the dexter writers are retarded, gemini/rapunzel/uma/prater will all be wrapped up and dexter deals with them. then, something will occur to exonerate dex regarding the bhb. the ny ripper reveal will be something contrived and leave you disappointed
speaking of retarded theories, i really hope that they doing something completely out of left field (i know they won't) instead dexter deals with everything and gets away with it. they probably won't kill off harrison or batista. but i'd take a batista is framed for the bhb
>>213666606
we really need another staying alive montage scene
Anonymous No.213666761 >>213666783 >>213689537
I miss the eerie credits music and stark credits reel.
Anonymous No.213666783
>>213666761
yeah dexter without daniel licht music does not feel like dexter at all
Anonymous No.213666948 >>213666964
when is the new episode drop? i am kinda invested into watching this, also where do u watch this shit
Anonymous No.213666950 >>213689632
Gemini
Anonymous No.213666964 >>213667042 >>213669408
>>213666948
https://thepiratebay.org/search.php?q=dexter+resurrection+1080p+h264
look for uploader jajaja
Anonymous No.213667042 >>213667217
>>213666964
why not just watch it online
again when does it come out
Anonymous No.213667169 >>213667245
>>213664741
>Hope for a good end
We no longer hope for a good end, we hope for the ending to get progressively worse every time
Anonymous No.213667197 >>213667823 >>213689669
>>213664644 (OP)
Cause it's the only show in history that has two bad endings and wasn't even all that good to begin with. Now it's almost 20 years since the shows start. Just let it die.
Anonymous No.213667217
>>213667042
After 9PM.
Anonymous No.213667245 >>213667522 >>213667665
>>213667169
You only got this show back because of two failed endings. Stfu already.
Anonymous No.213667269 >>213667436
>>213664644 (OP)
This website is infested with woke bots who bump all their gay retard threads.

Good threads 404.
Anonymous No.213667436
>>213667269
Name a "good thread".
Anonymous No.213667522
>>213667245
Third times the charm. Others don't think that way. You get the ending you motherfucking deserve, surprise.
Anonymous No.213667665
>>213667245
I hope Doakes comes back for at least 1 more episode
Anonymous No.213667823
>>213667197
Suburban aging wives love it
Anonymous No.213668024 >>213668057
IT'S UP
Anonymous No.213668057
>>213668024
samefag here, disregard this
Anonymous No.213668083
I'm trans btw
Anonymous No.213668500 >>213668523
sex with deb
Anonymous No.213668523 >>213668570 >>213668592
>>213668500
Anonymous No.213668570 >>213668592
>>213668523
Anonymous No.213668592 >>213671845
>>213668523
>>213668570
>oh no bro, how did we end up alone on this boat out in international waters haha
Anonymous No.213668771 >>213668797 >>213668850
I wish we hadn't been fully denied book accurate Cody and Astor. Even if they were toned down some. Having them be completely normal is just lame.
Anonymous No.213668797
>>213668771
Give it time. They’re both supposed to be showing up.
Anonymous No.213668850 >>213668881
>>213668771
I actually wonder if they'd ever go back and do a book accurate Dexter, might fit more of an animated spin off than using actual actors, that way they could bring back some of the actual actors.
Anonymous No.213668881 >>213669430
>>213668850
>michael c hall doing voice acting for books-accurate dexter animation
that sounds absolute five-star kino desu
Anonymous No.213669408
>>213666964
Based.
I always look for that guy's uploads for a show.
For years. Maybe a decade by now.
Anonymous No.213669430 >>213669438
>>213668881
>animation
no, I want him doing a nutty professor and have mch just play all the characters just in wigs
Anonymous No.213669438
>>213669430
heh, nice
Anonymous No.213669810
>literally several threads every day
>omg y no threads
lmao
Anonymous No.213670556 >>213673027
>>213666359
everyone talking about the reveal, but for me it's how giddy dex was when he outsmarted the brother
Anonymous No.213670590 >>213674189
>>213666545
Anonymous No.213671076 >>213686029
>>213664644 (OP)
there are NOT zero threads, there are too many
it's just that this isn't a show like severance that can have a daily general
Anonymous No.213671208 >>213671514
You now remember Laguerta's memorial bench.
The bench you can sit on with your ass and possibly fart on.
A great memorial for a great police captain.
Anonymous No.213671465
>>213664644 (OP)
current batch of tv posters are pseuds who can't latch onto anything that doesn't have an undercurrent of racism
Anonymous No.213671514 >>213690005
>>213671208
I chose to believe matthews made the memorial as lame as possible as a final fuck you to her
Anonymous No.213671631 >>213671857 >>213671940 >>213673168
>>213664644 (OP)
I love it because they went the full comic book route without trying to be too realistic. Dexter (and Harrison to an extend) as the anti-hero against numerous supervillains in an absurd setting with numerous side characters, it's great. New Blood tried the "realistic" minimalist route and it was shit aside from Clancy Brown. I like the comic book type Dexter.
Anonymous No.213671845
>>213668592
>shit Dex, my shirt got... fucking... stuck! Help me Dex!
>Dexter...?
>...?
>JESUS DEX, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
Anonymous No.213671857
>>213671631
Sirko going full Max Payne on rival drug cartel members was where season 7 peaked. The writers should stop pretending Dexter is realistic and do more shit like this.
Anonymous No.213671913
>>213664831
RIP La PasiΓ³n
Anonymous No.213671940
>>213671631
dexter was always at its best when it just embraced being trash
NoBoDy !NoBoDyvcdE No.213671944 >>213672546 >>213672628 >>213672726 >>213673217 >>213686062
>>213664644 (OP)
His son being shoehorned into the story is cringe
Peter Dinklage is out of place, any one of those 'killers' would've just offed him and taken whatever little power he has.
Shoehorning a midget into your show for DEI and to keep him with work is cringe
Anonymous No.213671962
>>213664644 (OP)
It’s played out at this point
Anonymous No.213672546
>>213671944
>Peter Dinklage is out of place, any one of those 'killers' would've just offed him and taken whatever little power he has.

Why? It's far better to play powergames with Prater because of his obsession towards the killers. He's like the obsessive partner that pays everything for you just because.
Anonymous No.213672628 >>213673616
>>213671944
>kill a billionaire who has connections to police, FBI and God knows what else and probably has contingencies in place in case if a serial killer goes rogue
Great fucking idea.
Anonymous No.213672726
>>213671944
>tripfag is retarded
Anonymous No.213672956 >>213685302
>>213666225
I had no positive expectations about os or res but they have never went below 3/5 on any episode and it doesn't cause your blood pressure to raise and it's not even meant to be watched seriously, and the latest season has some pretty nice twists and subverts expectations basically every episode (ofc depending on how asleep you watch them).

They literally have started treating Dexter like a half-mythical character and you can just enjoy the ride and not worry about stuff like if he is going to get caught or facing consequences etc that is just long gone, it's not happening and we already know there will be more resurrection seasons.

Also I guess people are more forgiving about the shitty endings because they ended up not being the end actually.
Anonymous No.213673027 >>213673229
>>213670556
Dexter in resurrection might end up being my favorite Dexter after like season 1. He has become so cool and also he's becoming an egomaniac as he ages. They made a big point how he didn't like someone stealing "his name" (Dark Passenger) and when he looked at the serial killer book. There was a chapter for BHB and he smiled, then there was a picture of Doakes and he's expression was really bitter because someone stole his fame lol.
Anonymous No.213673074
>>213666725
They might actually do something they have almost never done before where the big bad or the overall plot (Prater and the meetings) continues over more than one season. It would probably be a pretty healthy development because otherwise it's pretty much guaranteed that by the end of episode 9 everything is still not even half solved and episode 10 will be shit.
Anonymous No.213673168
>>213671631
Yes the show is actually pretty kino when you unironically lower your expectations when watching it and then you are positively surprised every time it's even a bit above average and entertaining. There has not been a boring moment in these 6 episodes so far.
Anonymous No.213673217 >>213673616
>>213671944
He has connections and stuff which would not automatically be inherited by any full grown adult who could physically take him down or hold him hostage etc
Anonymous No.213673229
>>213673027
yeah I'd have to agree
autist creep dexter > egomaniac dexter > real human bean dexter > muh dick dexter
Anonymous No.213673442 >>213673545
everything he said was correct
Anonymous No.213673545
>>213673442
>Siding with landlords ever
Kys
NoBoDy !NoBoDyvcdE No.213673616 >>213673958
>>213673217
>>213672628
>serial killers that specialize in killing people and getting away with it can't get away with it because *checks notes* 'connections'
lazy slop writing
Anonymous No.213673655
Is tripfags being retarded every single time a case of correlation or causation?
Anonymous No.213673807 >>213673852 >>213673894 >>213674791
I really don't understand how they pulled in all these expensive, high profile actors for the 2nd reboot of a mildly popular show that's 20 years old but it's working excellently. This show is just eternally baffling
Anonymous No.213673852
>>213673807
Easy show to shoot and they don't have that many scenes + they were probably fans of Dexter when it was airing
Anonymous No.213673894
>>213673807
paramount went all in on their flagship series, simple as that
Anonymous No.213673958 >>213674212
>>213673616
The serial killers benefit from the midget having connections on every level of law enforcement and paying them. The midget doesn't necessarily fit their preferred victim profile either.
Anonymous No.213673967
Let me make it simple for you, retard. Who does your average (non-Dexter) serial killer kill?
Is it
A) Some random housewife or a kid who was all alone at the time and wasn't expecting to be attacked and has probably nothing to link them to the killer
OR
B) Literally one of the most rich and powerful men in America with lots of security (clearly implied he has more guards than just Beatrix Kiddo), means to figure out the identities of all these serial killers (and possibly extort them should a push come to shove) in record time.
As stupid as Dexter as a show is, it's still not capeshit where "I kill le boss I'm le boss now", you retarded tripfag. Kill yourself.
Anonymous No.213674138 >>213684889
>>213666359
Fucking GIGA-kino. I popped like a madman. Even my gf, who only passingly gives a shit about Dexter, was hype.
Anonymous No.213674189 >>213674239
>>213670590
>Not: ABSOLUTELY KILLER

One fob, jamalam.
NoBoDy !NoBoDyvcdE No.213674212 >>213674713
>>213673958
>Dexter's motivator is now money
nope
>They benefit from having him!
Dexter got away with it for decades, he doesn't need anybody, if anything he would realize that they're just going to turn him in. They're a hindrance.
Anonymous No.213674239
>>213674189
No, just ABSOLUTE KILLER
Anonymous No.213674254 >>213674337
I'm enjoying it but I just know they're going to blow the ending. Again. The jokes about "getting second chances to make it right" are funny and all but if you don't actually MAKE IT RIGHT then it's just one of those 95% really enjoyable shows that gets retroactively ruined by a shit ending.
Anonymous No.213674268
Pusy!
Anonymous No.213674337 >>213674404 >>213674686
>>213674254
The only two possible ends is he either dies or goes to prison for life. His urge is clearly uncontrollable so theres no way he can ride off into the sunset. He's going to have to be put down to finally stop it.
Anonymous No.213674358 >>213674389
I cried at the scene where whatshisface is talking about his mother and how is he going to cope without her strength and advice and love.
Anonymous No.213674378 >>213674404
>>213665007
>this is a 15 year old boy
Anonymous No.213674389
>>213674358
>and how is he going to cope without her strength and advice and love
By going back to his ny ripper roots
Anonymous No.213674404
>>213674337
He was killed off last time and people didn't like that. Watch him be arrested by AngΓ©l and then a new series is made where he can earn stuff by helping police solve crimes. Or he gets freed by some cartel or something in exchange for him being their new assassin.

>>213674378
It's a joke, anon. I'm glad they did it.
Anonymous No.213674431 >>213674476 >>213674537 >>213674668
Has there ever been a non-retarded tripfaggot?
Anonymous No.213674476
>>213674431
Quentin
Anonymous No.213674537
>>213674431
The Mel Gibson Beer guy.
He's the only tripfag I don't filter.
He must not come here much, as I've never crossed his path here.
Anonymous No.213674668
>>213674431
On /tv/? Dunno. There were a few on /sp/ and /tg/.
Anonymous No.213674686 >>213676020 >>213676334 >>213690175 >>213691116
>>213674337
That said, I love the show and wouldnt mind if it just ran forever. I cant explain why but theres something about it that just never gets old for me.

Wait. I think I have it. The perfect ending. Come to think of it there are instances of serial killers abruptly stopping so maybe theres a possibility Dex settles down, puts the killing behind him and becomes a grand dad. Maybe he becomes a mortician (sly nod to Hall's role in 6 Feet Under) and cutting into dead bodies is enough to satisfy the passenger. He cuts them into 9 pieces still out of habit and to satisfy the urge then his assistant sews then back together again. And theyre in coffins anyway so no one sees.

Then when hes in his 80s or 90s and retired, SWAT kicks in the door because some young prodigy finally put it all together and solved the cold case. Cut to Batista, in a nursing home, nonverbal after a stroke and spending his final years obsessing over the case, so defeated by being unable to prove it was Dexter he doesnt move, doesnt talk anymore. A kind nurse puts on the TV for him and on it theres a news program showing the BHB finally arrested. Batista's eyes slowly move on the TV then widen. His face is blank but his eyes tell the whole story. Holy fuck, they finally got him. Zoom in close on Batista's mouth as he cracks a final satisfied smile. Dexter theme kicks in. Credits.
Anonymous No.213674713 >>213675683
>>213674212
We haven't seen how it turns out yet but Dexter is very aware he might have been trapped from the start but enjoys the thrill anyway.
Anonymous No.213674791 >>213676984
>>213673807
It was GoT tear popular when it was first aired.
Anonymous No.213675396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXNSFdjcn0c
it's up
Anonymous No.213675571 >>213675834
so what the fuck is going to happen on the helicopter?
NoBoDy !NoBoDyvcdE No.213675683
>>213674713
True. But from what I've seen(the first episode), it looked like garbage. Michael C. Hall is a good actor but he did the original Dexter so well he Pigeon Holed himself into the role for eternity.

I remember seeing him in Date Night as the villain and all I could see is why is Dexter here.
Anonymous No.213675834 >>213676346
>>213675571
They fly to epstein island.
Anonymous No.213676020 >>213676334
>>213674686
No reactions? Seriously, fuck all of you, this would be kino.
Anonymous No.213676334
>>213674686
>>213676020
You're right, that would be a fitting ending of dexter that fans wouldn't mind at least.
Anonymous No.213676346
>>213675834
>they're taking the killers to epsteingard
Anonymous No.213676399 >>213676432 >>213676473 >>213679338
What was the point of this scene? Does Dexter hate fat people? Because it's harder to transport and dispose of their bodies?
Anonymous No.213676429 >>213676509
>I'm Dexter, I'm one of the good guys. I don't even rape my murder victims!
Anonymous No.213676432
>>213676399
gonna have a hard time with trinity 2.0
Anonymous No.213676473
>>213676399
He's just disgusted at a shithead fat kid making a mess and being wasteful.
It's perfectly normal to see a kid being a little shitstain and dislike them and their parents for not beating the little fuck until they act right.
Anonymous No.213676509 >>213681409
>>213676429
Anonymous No.213676984
>>213674791
Tier*
Anonymous No.213677036 >>213677083 >>213677440
Anonymous No.213677083 >>213677104 >>213677173
>>213677036
I miss how vibrant old Dexter looked.
Fuck this gray and lifeless shit that is modern Dexter. I may forgive New Blood because it takes place in a boring snowy shithole so it's fitting, but Original Sin and Resurrection looking like shit is unforgivable.
Anonymous No.213677104 >>213677157
>>213677083
I can forgive Resurrection too since it's NY but Original Sin shouldn't have been grey. We will never get old coloring ever again, they probably think it looks amateurish
Anonymous No.213677157 >>213677429
>>213677104
"more cinematic" lighting the greatest blight on the film and television industry
Anonymous No.213677173
>>213677083
The actor is also getting more gray and has aged 20 years. But yes, season 1 was pretty kino and unique all the way, especially the pilot episode was really experimental (filmed separately for those who didn't know, they also toned down the gore and sadism a bit after that).
Anonymous No.213677401 >>213685935
>dextah, you're the new york kinfah!
Anonymous No.213677429 >>213678668 >>213682296
>>213677157
What started it anyway? All TV nowadays looks so bleak and boring.
Anonymous No.213677440
>>213677036
and it's going to happen again and again... for 3 more weeks
Anonymous No.213677447 >>213677535 >>213677813 >>213677976 >>213691065
This show is fine but it does not warrant weekly releases. It should have been released all at once.
Anonymous No.213677535
>>213677447
Shitflix format is cancer that killed television. Everybody's making these shows to be churned out and watched "in a bulk" with no real engagement or entertainment value, even when they're weekly.
Coincidentally, I have never seen a single Netflix show that I enjoyed even slightly so I wonder if there's correlation.
Anonymous No.213677813 >>213684953
>>213677447
They want their money from paypigs
Anonymous No.213677976 >>213678157 >>213678709 >>213678993
>>213677447
You can watch it once when all 10 episodes have been released. At least I greatly enjoy the weekly speculations and theories on what might happen.

My favorite theory is that Jonah (son of Trinity Killer) is the Ripper because of the same weapon and there will be more father-son dynamic. They are in a hurry with the amount of episodes left unless they comfortably know they can span this across 2 seasons.
Anonymous No.213678157
>>213677976
The issue is that it would just feel like de-escalation. You'd go from a billionaire housing America's deadliest and most wanted serial killers to some guy who just kind of slipped through the cracks. Nothing about the Ripper so far warrants seeing him as a killer worthy of saving up as a multi-season threat. Far as we know, he doesn't even have a big kill count.
>22 victims
Anonymous No.213678516
obvious shilling is obvious
Anonymous No.213678668
>>213677429
was it game of thrones? The first season was fine but it slowly became shit and grey. There it made sense thematically kind of, but not sure if other shows just copied it because it was critically acclaimed
Anonymous No.213678709
>>213677976
I feel the ripper has to be being set up for the season 2 villain. They're already greenlit for 3 so I'll be pissed if they hurredly cram something in in the last 4 eps
Anonymous No.213678758 >>213678850 >>213679685
>jonahs actor just posted a story "just got back from new york..whats everyone yelling at me about"
haha...surely he isnt the ny ripper right?
Anonymous No.213678850 >>213678962
>>213678758
It would be so incredibly funny that I doubt it.
>ghost Brian in Nebraska: "kill Jonah already, Dexter you spineless cuck"
>"nah I'll take a morally right path. He has a conscience and regret so I'll spare him"
>Jonah becomes a serial killer. Dexter could've saved many people if he listened to his schizo hallucination of his brother
It would unironically be the funniest twist in the show.
Anonymous No.213678962 >>213678996
>>213678850
>once he realizes this brian replaces harry for the rest of resurrection
Anonymous No.213678993
>>213677976
>They are in a hurry with the amount of episodes left unless they comfortably know they can span this across 2 seasons.

It's already cleared for a 3rd season. They have plenty time
Anonymous No.213678996 >>213679158
>>213678962
brians actor is actually confirmed to have been on the set, it can happen
Anonymous No.213679158
>>213678996
>mfw
Anonymous No.213679241
>>213664644 (OP)
I just started rewatching Chuck. Hannah and Masuka are both in it.

I watched Elementary too. Jordan Chase is Sherlock Holmes. Quinn is a big bad villain in it for a bit. Quinn literally plays a an ex-serial killer who became a drug addict, and goes to Narcotics Anonymous meetings. But after meeting Sherlock, he goes back to being a serial killer. He says that having a really good detective go after him gives him a bigger highs. He even drops Sherlock hints and waits for Sherlock to recover from a brain injury before he starts killing again.
Anonymous No.213679271 >>213680176
>>213664831
I kinda dislike every scene that he's in. It's just him saying stuff that we already know to different people. I get that it's necessary cause they want to create some more danger for Dexter (+ fan service) but the scenes are just not engaging.
Anonymous No.213679338
>>213676399
Yeah I'd say he fits the code.
Anonymous No.213679347
>>213665007
No wonder his son looked so weird on the treadmill, it's a genetic thing
Anonymous No.213679562 >>213679621 >>213679803
>>213664644 (OP)
Who is Prater gonna accuse of hiding something?
Are they going to be killing people together?
Is Charlie going to side with Dex at some point?
What different roles did the twins have in their partnership?
Is Harrison ever get some from the cleaning lady he's simping for?

Hyped as fuck for this show.
Anonymous No.213679621 >>213682047 >>213682333 >>213689450
>>213679562
charlie will side with dex because she hates prater, harrison will cuck the latina with the blonde
Anonymous No.213679685 >>213679701 >>213679989
>>213678758
Who is Jonah again?
Anonymous No.213679701
>>213679685
jonah mitchell, trinity's son
Anonymous No.213679803 >>213682047
>>213679562
Dexter says something to Gemini to set him off. Gemini is the one who breaks the wine glass into a shank. I believe he tries to jump Dexter and Charley is going to be forced to shoot Gemini.
Neat little package.
Anonymous No.213679989
>>213679685
.....THE NEW YORK RIPPER
Anonymous No.213680095
Anonymous No.213680176 >>213680354
>>213679271
Luckily we are probably done with that since everyone involved is pretty much onboard with that theory at this point
Anonymous No.213680190 >>213680219 >>213680274 >>213680281
im rewatching it im half way through season 8 wish me luck
Anonymous No.213680219
>>213680190
Get some coffee, anon.
Would help you with not falling asleep.
Season 8 is not JUST bad, IMO. It's really BORING kind of bad.
Anonymous No.213680274
>>213680190
try not crying when zachs fate is shown... :-(
Anonymous No.213680281
>>213680190
godspeed
Anonymous No.213680309 >>213681650
>tfw no big tiddy gilf giantess gf
Anonymous No.213680354 >>213680393 >>213685301
>>213680176
>batista meets prater at the police banquet
>tells him unprompted that he's in nyc hunting dexter morgan, the bay harbor butcher, and shows prater a picture he randomly brought for no reason
>also tells him he has a son named harrison who works at the empire hotel
Anonymous No.213680393
>>213680354
this is so retarded it might just happen
Anonymous No.213680482 >>213680686 >>213680788 >>213680900
>>213664644 (OP)
Dude literally the first two episodes are about an evil white serial killer who kills poor black immigrants (that are also so capable and awesome that they managed to import 20 family members and take over an entire apartment building they now rent out).
Anonymous No.213680686 >>213683409
>>213680482
Stop spamming this lie, everyone has seen ep3 already
Anonymous No.213680788 >>213683409
>>213680482
Why are you lying? He's killing uber drivers because it drove legitimate old school gab business to shit as now any retarded mook can drive a gab and there's no "prestige" in it.
Anonymous No.213680900 >>213683409
>>213680482
>evil white serial killer who kills poor black immigrants
He just killed uber drivers of any race
Anonymous No.213681409 >>213682545 >>213682811 >>213682979
>>213676509
That manfaced lady is weirdly hot. Would rape her in her daughter's bed. It's always I nice surprise when I see her in other shows. I've seen her in Bones, Castle, House, Stargate, The Mentalist, and Elementary.
Anonymous No.213681650 >>213682911
>>213680309
Since when does Uma flat-as-a-board Thurman has honkers?!
Anonymous No.213682047 >>213682361
>>213679621
Which blonde? The one he saved?
>>213679803
I think it's too neat and weak of a death for probably the "stronger" Gemini
Anonymous No.213682296
>>213677429
The final seasons of The Sopranos are when I started noticing it.
Some scenes from the finale literally just look black and white.
Anonymous No.213682333
>>213679621
The date rape girl?
Hasn't she already left town?
Anonymous No.213682361
>>213682047
it was from the production stills, he was walking around the city with some blond chick
Anonymous No.213682449 >>213683431
SNEAK PEAK OF TONIGHTS EPISODE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXNSFdjcn0c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXNSFdjcn0c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXNSFdjcn0c

#1LOVE #DEXHEADS
Anonymous No.213682513
>>213664644 (OP)
Dexter last aired like 15 years ago, my man
Anonymous No.213682545
>>213681409
She's one of the bounty hunters from Chronicles of Riddick also.
She's the one that sits on Riddick's lap when they are on the way to Crematoria and she thinks he's asleep.
Anonymous No.213682811 >>213682895 >>213682926 >>213683635
>>213681409
how is the mentalist? any good?
Anonymous No.213682895 >>213682951
>>213682811
Not OP but it's a solid show if you just want a procedural you can have on a 2nd screen, likeable characters, bad guy gets caught every episode etc. Same shit as like, Castle, White Collar and such. But desu I don't remember what happened near the end or if I finished it.
Anonymous No.213682911
>>213681650
She was nude in a movie once. They're not as flat as you think. They're a bit pancakey though, so she's definitely got them all rolled up into that bra.
Anonymous No.213682926 >>213682951
>>213682811
The most disappointing main villain reveal I've ever seen. That is all.
Anonymous No.213682940 >>213682984 >>213682994 >>213683004
New EP is tomorrow night. so we're quiet and wanting some gemini kino
Anonymous No.213682951 >>213683635
>>213682926
>>213682895
yeah but is the journey good? we're in a thread for a show that also had the most disappointing ending lol
Anonymous No.213682979
>>213681409
I also agree. she is hot to me as well. not sure why. also gives me a fargo vibe
Anonymous No.213682984 >>213683004
>>213682940
tonights the night anon
Anonymous No.213682994 >>213683037
>>213682940
it airs in 8 hours
Anonymous No.213683004
>>213682940
>>213682984
6-7 more hours to be exact
Anonymous No.213683035 >>213689105
Gemini
Anonymous No.213683037
>>213682994
yeah. I only watch shit at night with a beer. so i will have to avoid the spoilers for a good some hours
Anonymous No.213683137
such a missed opportunity to not have doakes as a ghost when he exploded in popularity again
Anonymous No.213683409 >>213683436
>>213680686
>>213680788
>>213680900
Interesting how all uber drivers are "accidentally" black. And everything else in my post is correct.
Anonymous No.213683431
>>213682449
I think Prater is acting like this because his toys are vanishing.
Mia said she had been going there for four years.
Prater made it seem like he had been doing this killer get together for years.
It's probable that this group is definitely not the first group.
Prater would be scared of being found out. He even lost it a little bit when he found out that "Red" was missing from his apartment and likely thought he was missing too until he called Dexter.
He's obviously worried that someone has caught on to his get togethers and is knocking the killers off, and being the kind of person he is, Prater thinks HE is in danger of being killed or caught too.
I'm not saying he isn't in danger, I'm just saying that it seems to have flown right over his head that he's not the target.
Plus, if he really thinks Dexter is Red, then everything they found on the Dark Passenger as a killer in no way indicates that Red is capable of any of this.
Or, he does know who Dexter is, and is enjoying the different ways Dexter is knocking people off and is putting on a performance while making it as hard as possible for Dexter to get his next victim from the group to see how Dexter goes about it.

I'm going with Dexter letting Gemini know his brother is dead, causing him to freak out, and then Charley shoots Gemini. That would be impressive to Prater if he knows who Dexter really is. I mean, we've all seen how unstable and odd Gemini is, it would appear plausible.
Anonymous No.213683436 >>213683476
>>213683409
it's almost like most immigrants are mexican/black and they do the easiest job they can do
Anonymous No.213683476 >>213683548
>>213683436
And earn enough from it to buy an apartment building to rent out apartments in, interesting.
Anonymous No.213683548 >>213683591
>>213683476
He's obviously been in NY for decades and lives with his whole family, how do you think it's unrealistic he doesn't have money
Anonymous No.213683591 >>213683639
>>213683548
Why didn't he learn English in "decades" then? He's still speaking like the DU YU NOE DA WAE guy.
Anonymous No.213683635
>>213682951
>>213682811
MC is miscast and FeMC hit's the wall a little too early. The hot redhead(except her bad eyebrows) side character gets sidelined too much.

Like the other dudes said main villain is disappointing. There's probably like a handful of good episodes. It's fine for background noise or second monitor.

IIRC there's a bunch of redherrings on who the big bad actually is and most of the suspects have blackmail on each other.
Anonymous No.213683639 >>213683719
>>213683591
because he didn't bother with english classes? i know esls that speak with accents after years of constantly talking english
you do realize that the uber drivers being all black/mexican is aligning with your racist views right? what are you getting mad for here, surely you don't consider uber a high-level respectable job that should be 99% whites
Anonymous No.213683719 >>213683759 >>213683774 >>213684034
>>213683639
How do you not learn English just from talking to people in English every day for decades? You'd have to have a pretty low IQ for that not to happen just by osmosis.
>surely you don't consider uber a high-level respectable job that should be 99% whites
In a White country, of course? Who else should do it?

I want to drive Uber or whatever taxi or a bus or a truck or any delivery in my formerly 99% white country, but I can't because they're almost all contractually bound by the EU to hire Nepalese and Sri Lankan browns they have imported by the hundreds of thousands in the past few years (who get more money than Whites because of EU subsidies, and the companies involved get free money to split between the brown and the company owner as well as tax breaks etc).
Anonymous No.213683759
>>213683719
>In a White country, of course? Who else should do it?
The show takes place in America though.
Anonymous No.213683774
>>213683719
>NEW YORK
>WHITE COUNTRY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyJ1cZmd2HU
Let's have a look dude, what a retard man
Anonymous No.213684034
>>213683719
New York City is about 30% white and most of those are probably jews.
Anonymous No.213684270 >>213684319 >>213684936 >>213686974
God Michael C Hall is so fucking kinographic, even when doing some gay broadway shit like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqcvxrWxqRM&t=70s&ab_channel=BroadwayTVArchive

>Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome!
Anonymous No.213684319 >>213684377
>>213684270
Figures he's a gay degen.
Anonymous No.213684377
>>213684319
all your favorite actors are
Anonymous No.213684502
It's honestly perfect dexslop, I feel like they understand what we want now.
>Dexter goes to a secret dinner party with evil serial killers then takes them out one by one
Perfect set up, we're straddling the line of goofy and complete nonsense. I could do without the autistic lady cop, Harrison's gay B-plot and the African Uber driver but overall I think it's a lot better than new blood or anything post S4.
NB is particular was just kinda boring, Dexter seemed miserable and the tone was all off. Now Dexter is doing little dances and shit, it's fun
Anonymous No.213684632
Anonymous No.213684742 >>213684780 >>213684921
>dude, what if serial killers were....le quirky chungus!
Fuck this gay ass serial killer club. I just want to see Dexter fucking up bad guys
Anonymous No.213684780 >>213684844
>>213684742
Gemini is based though. also we get to see some nice uma legs
Anonymous No.213684844
>>213684780
It's just nice to see Lord Tyrion getting some acting work
Anonymous No.213684889
>>213674138
don't poop on the couch.
Anonymous No.213684921 >>213684991
>>213684742
This season is blessed, we've had nothing but kills. I dont know what youre talking about can you expand?
Anonymous No.213684936 >>213686974
>>213684270
I dont rember this dexter dream sequence
Anonymous No.213684950 >>213684989
>>213666359
his eye language is so on point. how does he do it?
Anonymous No.213684953
>>213677813
Jokes on them since I pirate all of my media.
Anonymous No.213684989 >>213685142
>>213684950
Its the way his eyebrows are positioned
its almost cartoonish which helps him give that look
Anonymous No.213684991 >>213685115 >>213685214
>>213684921
>le quirky wholesome family man serial killer that collects...PONYTAILS?!
>le quirky serial killer WOMAN gets murder horny?!?!
Gemini and the Neil Patrick Harris guy are pretty cool though
Anonymous No.213685020 >>213685092 >>213685215 >>213685385 >>213687428
>>213664831
>DETECTIVES, you got a minute? I happen to be omniscient, so I showed up just in time to answer the question you two were just contemplating, about the watch, even though I did not witness your conversation
Anonymous No.213685092
>>213685020
this is what makes Batista kino.
Anonymous No.213685115
>>213684991
>>le quirky serial killer WOMAN gets murder horny?!?!
I used to ERP as this except my /c/ would swallow men whole and digest them while masturbating or getting fugged by her bf.
It was very wholesome
Anonymous No.213685142
>>213684989
I watched part of an interview with him. he said that was the most important thing. mad man had his nails painted black irl too. he fits the role so well
Anonymous No.213685158
>>213666225
The bad endings are fun at this point.
Anonymous No.213685193
>>213666225
>It has fooled me twice with two absolutely horrible endings.
that's what makes it so fun
Anonymous No.213685214 >>213688051
>>213684991
Well its one of two things with the ponytail guy.
>They'll set him up to be the worse one maybe he'll kill Harrisons girlfriend, maybe a Trinity killer reveal when he killed Rita.
>Or he'll die like a bitch
Lady Vengeance just harkins back to the classic Stud Dexter trope, this time he's older though, he's being cautious, maybe thats old age maybe thats because being a semi attractive serial killer is a tiny tiny pond.

Gemini will be fun for sure. I thought NPH was hamming it up either consciously or unconsciously.
Anonymous No.213685215
>>213685020
he's the ghost of christmas past stupid
Anonymous No.213685244
>>213666225
if you don't root for pants shittingly stupid endings at this point are you even a true dexter fan?
Anonymous No.213685301
>>213680354
This is going to happen that way innit
Anonymous No.213685302 >>213685379 >>213685420 >>213685492
>>213672956
>They literally have started treating Dexter like a half-mythical character and you can just enjoy the ride and not worry about stuff like if he is going to get caught or facing consequences etc that is just long gone, it's not happening and we already know there will be more resurrection seasons.
Ok so it went completely retarded and pointless?
Anonymous No.213685346 >>213685377 >>213685380
We can shit on all the endings all we like, however
>Lets not forget Episode 1 of Resurrection
"Yeah, no - so actually this happened and... uhm yep, welcome back Dexter". *nudges, sweats and stares at the audience*
God tier.
Anonymous No.213685377 >>213685411
>>213685346
and all the real fans applauded because they were able to completely forget the "official" ending
Anonymous No.213685379
>>213685302
Dexter is like the son of Osiris and has the power of turning into smoke, please sir it has limits.
Anonymous No.213685380 >>213685411
>>213685346
The show has always been cartoon schlock.
The books are too.
I can't believe there are people who ever took any of this to be a serious drama.
Anonymous No.213685385
>>213685020
La pasion is his superpower.
Anonymous No.213685408 >>213685499
Anonymous No.213685411
>>213685377
>>213685380
Thats why its the best, I love this fucking slop. I want them to send Dexter back in time to like medieval england.
Anonymous No.213685420 >>213688837
>>213685302
>They literally have started treating Dexter like a half-mythical character
Just like the books where he battles the demon god Moloch
>retarded and pointless
It's fun.
Anonymous No.213685478 >>213685521 >>213685964 >>213691648
Anonymous No.213685492
>>213685302
That's what the source material is. It's fun.
Anonymous No.213685499
>>213685408
oof, marone
Anonymous No.213685511
tonight is ye night
Anonymous No.213685521
>>213685478
NEVER GO UP AGAINST A SICILIAN
Anonymous No.213685668
Anons should brace for the likelihood that the New York Ripper doesn't have a significant role in this season, at most we will get a glimpse of them in the finale, and all the New York Ripper teases are just setting up Resurrection season 2's big bad who might not even be cast yet
Anonymous No.213685935 >>213686038
>>213677401
hes gonna be a killer isnt he
Anonymous No.213685964
>>213685478
I need subtitles but hate when they describe what happens in the subtitles. At least you can filter that, called SDH, but I also hate when they text song lyrics, unfortunately u cant filter that.
Just my pet peeve, so triggering but nothing I can do.
Anonymous No.213686029 >>213686052 >>213686232
>>213671076
Severance literally was completely shit in the last few episodes of the second season though

Girlboss created everything and is undermined by the company, tons of characters making a lot of really weird out of character choices, the MC not just getting unsevered or whatever it was called in 1 episode and not having full memory of all the events from both versions of his life for the rest of the season, it WAS a good show, but good enough to have a general after it was destroyed by some clear malicious writers?
Anonymous No.213686038 >>213686084 >>213686260
>>213685935
I lean toward no, he's just someone #damaged with a dark past.
The hints that he could be a killer are deliberate misdirection so that it's more surprising when the Ripper turns out to be someone else
Anonymous No.213686052
>>213686029
I liked watching the fat guy get cattleprodded in the throat and I want more of that
Anonymous No.213686062
>>213671944
Not really, tons of people like him in the real world, in fact in the real world it's worse.
Anonymous No.213686084
>>213686038
They are going to take aspects of Book Doakes and give it to him.
Anonymous No.213686232
>>213686029
i know it was horrible but you can still talk about it more than dexter, you have "waifus" and can shit on the plot 24/7
Anonymous No.213686260
>>213686038
>The hints that he could be a killer are deliberate misdirection
that would be good, because they have been subtle about it
his acting up could just be grief
Anonymous No.213686666 >>213686923 >>213690072
must be nice being american since this actually drops during the night, in eu it drops at 6-8 AM
Anonymous No.213686697
>>213664644 (OP)
>>0 Threads
>Why?
they're up daily, retardo
Anonymous No.213686923 >>213686960
>>213686666
Checked
How long till it does?
Anonymous No.213686960
>>213686923
Fucking use google NIGGER.
Anonymous No.213686974
>>213684270
>>213684936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0OHvA9UPGM
Anonymous No.213687357 >>213687560
>>213664644 (OP)
the economy is fake

millions of views, 0 cultural impact is the modern trend
Anonymous No.213687428
>>213685020
He got buffed up by the writers

whereas harrison got nerfed
Anonymous No.213687560 >>213688039
>>213687357
That’s because people put TV shows on in the background while they scroll their phone. They watch but don’t absorb. You could binge a whole season and not remember three character’s names or the central conflict.
Anonymous No.213688039
>>213687560
This is how the sopranos was intended to be watched. You just let all the boring soap opera slop wash off your back and pay attention when Tony and his guys are gonna do some cool shit
Anonymous No.213688051
>>213685214
He will be the last one and is the most "nice"/unassuming family man
They are definitely gonna make him the biggest evil of the group
Anonymous No.213688713 >>213689068 >>213691525
>>213664644 (OP)
i hope to god 'lady vengeance' is actually dead i can't fcking stand the weird little movements she constantly makes in EVER FCUKING SCENE she's in like why is she doing that it's so distracting and gross i can't fcking stand it but she'll probably be back ;(
Anonymous No.213688837 >>213689351
>>213685420
Holy crap anon.

I commented in the other thread that i watched a Buffy rerun before watching the last ep to catch up.....It was the Ep where Moloch is stalking Willow via the internet.

Are you a demon or just a deep state chatbot using Palantir to target me??
Anonymous No.213689068
>>213688713
Ritter is hot but I kind of hope not either. It would be a big stretch to bring her back, even for this show.
She already served her purpose, which was to show that Dexter is truly alone in his way of thinking.
Anonymous No.213689105
>>213683035
Dont talk to me or my other head ever again
Anonymous No.213689237
>>213664831
>Ay Socio! Mind if I have your sloppy seconds that you warned me is crazy, Muchas gracias, amigo!
Anonymous No.213689351
>>213688837
you have to go back
Anonymous No.213689450
>>213679621
>harrison will cuck the latina with the blonde
I hope so. He's been a saint taking care of her one-night-stand baby and she's done nothing but give him mixed signals and confusion.
Anonymous No.213689518
>>213664831
>yo dahd is a fwucking ahshull
Anonymous No.213689537
>>213666761
even worse now that it's rap which doesn't fit dexter at all
Anonymous No.213689605 >>213689788
>>213664644 (OP)
>is ranked in the top 20 most popular shows,
What an incredibly low bar.
Anonymous No.213689632 >>213689844
>>213666950
;(
Anonymous No.213689669
>>213667197
this is the only good show on tv and you want it to die >;(
Anonymous No.213689788
>>213689605
it's number 8, I don't know why he didn't say top 10
Anonymous No.213689806
the show is hilariously good
Anonymous No.213689844
>>213689632
Anonymous No.213690005
>>213671514
the things he must've done to that memorial
Anonymous No.213690072
>>213686666
West Coast, Best Coast (I'm Canadian)
Anonymous No.213690175
>>213674686
this sucks
it's underwhelming and just retroactively makes all the characters into awfful people
Anonymous No.213691065
>>213677447
they should release it twice every week
that first doube drop was kino
Anonymous No.213691116
>>213674686
I hope his story truly ends before Hall turns 60, after which point it would stop being believable that Dex is consistently able to overpower his victims.
Though he could still voice or narrate things if there are new projects that warrant it
Anonymous No.213691327
>>213666225
Prequel show was unironically kino, the guy that plays young Dexter kills it
Anonymous No.213691373 >>213691405
Anyone got a torrent link perchance?
Anonymous No.213691396 >>213692098
>>213664644 (OP)
/tv/ loves Dexter anything so deeply it feels it is hurting Dexter by talking about it
Anonymous No.213691405 >>213691514
>>213691373
The episode hasn't dropped yet, still another ~35 minutes to go.
It's always midnight EST
Anonymous No.213691514
>>213691405
appreciate it
Anonymous No.213691525
>>213688713
I can’t rule anything out with dexter writing but I kind of think the people that believe her death was faked are insane. We saw her dead body. There’s really little to gain from keeping her alive except exposing dexter but she didn’t know he set her up. And it makes way more sense that they killed her so Prater would appease the gemini’s concerns. Plus she would have likely been on the whirlybird with them
Anonymous No.213691648 >>213691709 >>213691725
>>213685478
why'd he kill gemini so quick anyway seems like he's rushing through the kills even though he knows he has to do it slow
Anonymous No.213691709
>>213691648
because he doesn’t want to repeat the trinity mistake
Anonymous No.213691725 >>213691788
>>213691648
Practical reasons, he didn't expect Gemini to show up in his apartment and need to be subdued there, and might have had difficulty moving him without getting caught, if he was still alive and in one piece. It showed Dex's ability to improvise when necessary
Anonymous No.213691788 >>213691936
>>213691725
why'd he need to be subdued, he already convinced gemini he was stalking him for innocent reasons so why couldn't he just leave
Anonymous No.213691834 >>213691903 >>213691950 >>213692108
>>213664831
Will someone clear this up for me, I'm confused. In the Dexter S8 finale, Batista and Quinn saw Dex murder the bad guy (not gonna look up his name) with a pen/pencil, and were all like
>well, it looks like self-defense, we got everything we need here on camera
But they looked uncomfortable doing so. Now, I alaays took this as them realizing Dexter was the BHB but just letting it go what with Deb's death and the impending hurricane, and being ok with him vanishing. Am I wrong about that?
Anonymous No.213691903
>>213691834
I dont think they pieced together he was the bay harbor butcher, just that it was fucked up and they knew there was something wrong with dex
Anonymous No.213691936 >>213691982
>>213691788
I don't think serial killser drop by and break into your house if they have good intentions
Anonymous No.213691950
>>213691834
Batista just thought Dexter went wild on the guy that killed his sister, Quinn knew Dexter was a killer but he saved his ass before and loved Deb so that’s why he didn’t give a fuck
Anonymous No.213691982
>>213691936
but he only did that cuz dexter was stalking him now that he knows why and actually believes him he has no reason to bother him
Anonymous No.213692098
>>213691396
I do love dexter, but I also love discussing how insane it's gotten
Anonymous No.213692108
>>213691834
Both in the end didn't give 2 shits about dex killing Saxon since he killed Deb. Quinn even says if he was there in that he'd done it himself.
Anonymous No.213693375
I told you guys he'd move on to the blond chick
Anonymous No.213693462
>twin blood slide
>surprise hermano
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