Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:50:09 AM
No.213665835
I hate gray armors so much it looks so fake
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:52:59 AM
No.213665866
>>213665783 (OP)
wtf i thought that mexican everyone hates was the lead in this movie
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:55:19 AM
No.213665895
>>213665865
>freeze global wigger jew guy
Nein.
No thank you. I still have the made for TV version which still holds up well enough.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:58:28 AM
No.213665931
>>213665865
The fuck? This lying orange cheetos I voted for guaranteed me woke was dead
What's up with that?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:02:06 AM
No.213665978
>>213665878
its actually quite clever you . now the woke mob is obligated to shill this turd.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:04:47 AM
No.213666019
>>213665865
Genuinely one of the most atrocious casts ever put together.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:05:10 AM
No.213666023
>>213666268
>m'ask you sumthn Odysseus.... how you gon burn local when you sailing global?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:10:57 AM
No.213666084
I got tricked into watching an AI mashup again didn't I.
God I wish youtube would ban AI indians off youtube.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:36:58 AM
No.213666381
>>213665865
I thought this was a meme at first
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:38:09 AM
No.213666396
>>213666427
>>213665783 (OP)
Motherfucker Chris is going to make us like Zendaya and Tom Holland, isn't he?
We're gonna be like "I liked Zendaya all along! I don't understand why people don't like her!"
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:40:21 AM
No.213666427
>>213666396
That ain't happening Nolan, your flick looks abhorrent
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:29:43 PM
No.213667062
>>213665865
why is there a random korean in a greek story LMAO
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:01:39 PM
No.213667499
>>213665865
finally some representation
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:10:58 PM
No.213667633
I thought they would for sure ignore the Odyssey. In the original myth Achilles is a child at the beginning and becomes a teenage father before he actually gets drafted so in more modern retellings they introduce a bunch of time skips one being between declaring war, actually going to war and ending the war so that Achilles can both die young but still have his kid succeed him. This is why Achilles sounds like a moody teenager even at the end, it's not a tragedy if Achilles is in his mid 30's when croaks.
However that always made the Odyssey less believable because Odysseus is now a fucking grandpa when he gets home.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:15:42 PM
No.213667720
>>213665865
elliotbros we are so back
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:51:04 PM
No.213668343
>>213665783 (OP)
Is nolan the most overrated director in the history of filmmaking?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:18:57 PM
No.213668801
Rosie O Donnell, has, according to her long-time publicist, today, the fourteenth of August, 2025, peacefully in her home after a short sleep, passed awake.
What were her biggest contributions?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:34:21 PM
No.213670186
>>213670318
>>213671673
>>213665783 (OP)
>the outright rape and theft of a people's culture and history by a british man who feels like it needs diversity so shitskins refusing to own up to their own can claim someone else's as theirs too.
>>213665865
>not a single actual Greek.
fuck Nolan for doing this.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:40:29 PM
No.213670318
>>213670186
The Greeks were wiped out in 2008, sorry to tell you bud.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:46:39 PM
No.213670453
>>213671672
this is going to be so terrible it's not even funny. this movie is unironically going to be on par with the minecraft movie - but WORSE - because at least the minecraft movie was designed to 3rd world standards, this piece of shit actually has people trying and that makes it infinitely more embarrassing
i've said this before, for the minecraft movie too, and i'll say it again for this one: this dogshit is a civilizational sell signal. this movie is to the germanic-era roman busts that look like a downie made them out of paper mache as the movies of a few decades ago are to the classical roman marble busts at the peak of the empire
on a societal level everything is connected, and the art of a culture and that outward presentation is like the pulse of the beast, and the fact they even greenlit, made, and released this is a terrible sign of things
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:53:57 PM
No.213670598
>>213665783 (OP)
I'm gonna pass this one. It's too hard. Still miss her.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:45:30 PM
No.213671672
>>213670453
Calm down man did a swan fuck your sister and put a demigod in her or something?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:45:37 PM
No.213671673
>>213670186
>where our my ethnic greeks!
certainly not the shitskins that make up that country you retard
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:47:12 PM
No.213671710
>>213665865
>Ellen Page
not watching, and Christopher Nolan confirmed as a hack
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:49:19 PM
No.213671749
>>213665865
>holland, zendaya, page, lupita, leguizamo, himesh, corey, garcia and yun
ah yes, pajeets, asians and mexicans in Greek mythology
NUKE HOLLYWOOD
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:10:46 PM
No.213672252
>>213673988
So can FTMs not grow beards or something? Why become a man and then clean shave every day, if not?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:50:30 PM
No.213673390
>>213665865
If they couldn't find actual Greeks, they could've hire anyone else from the Balkan area. Like Albanians or Bulgarians or something.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:13:52 PM
No.213673988
>>213672252
I have the misfortune of knowing that they can. A thread on /gif/ took a dark turn, and not the usual kind of dark.