Wendy edition

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First for big lips.

>>213670624 (OP)
fix hair

Who's the peter pan in this slop?

>>213670624 (OP)
>"Hello... Brother."
>*cuts to credits*

>>213670663
The Boy dude.

>>213670663
Boy genius

>>213670663
Weyland-Yutani

>>213670624 (OP)
cum

Do you think the cyborg is entitled to a bonus?

REMEMBER I CLAIMED HER FIRST
THIS WAS MY POST
SHE IS MY WAIFU
IF YOU DARE CLAIM HER AS YOUR OWN YOU ARE A FUCKING KEKOLD
FACT!!

>guard the omelette

>>213670688
>claiming my post as your own
a new low

super powerful lezfemo amelie archetype rescues pathetic weak male. i wonder what the writers look like. there's a reason why common people don't resonate with new media.

>>213670663
Better question.

I think it would be more interesting if the teams sent in knew there were some scary bugs on board. Yutani cuts a deal with Kavallier for some of the potential profits because she fucked up his city. Yutani and Weyland send in synths to avoid the danger to human life, but things still go pear shaped

Better than Yutani losing all the money from her research mission because she's too coy to admit she's got some nasty bugs on board

>>213670688
I saw your waifu's boobs

>>213670669
that "father" reveal scene in prometheus will never not be funny.

>>213670754
I think you've missed the point.
None was going to share anything with anyone.

>>213670686
Only if he gets xeno back to wutani

>>213670754
I was, still am expecting members of the rescue crew to be WY agents.

>>213670713
IT IS MY POST
MY POST
SHE IS MINE
>>213670755
Keyword: saw. While I get to lick them like lollipops. Stay cucked.

>>213670745
She is only strong and intelligent because she was made by a man though.

>>213670745
alien has always been about strong women

>>213670624 (OP)
Kind of having trouble getting into this because she looks so much like my daughter.

>>213670809
stop pretending bro I made that post a year ago I have it digitally dated on my harddrive

So who is your favourite not-Sigourney? For me it's Shaw because she's a cutie and the only one who seems to have an actual character outside of being not-Sigourney

>>213670624 (OP)
the franchise deserves better

I really liked the first two episodes. Nothing egregious but is clear that Hawley is doing his own OC series under the skinsuit of Alien and it will have nothing to do with any of the movies before or after. It's like Andor in that sense. It just copies the iconography on the surface level to get NPCs to give the creators money for their own original work they couldn't get funding for otherwise. Pathetic in reality but hey, I get it.

>>213670841
For me it's Rapeface

>>213670841
Shaw and it's not even close

>>213670841
the romulus chick

>>213670841
Wendy, no question. She has an actual character of her own and doesn't actually ape Sigourney or Ripley whereas the others are completely awful girlboss copies of Ripley. Shaw is not at all her own character, lol. Are you some kind of Ridleyfag? Get a clue. Wendy is the only one that isn't boiled down to "Ripley lite".

>The one asian guy on the ship is an unrepentant pervert
lmao

>>213670839
introduce your daughter to me

>>213670362
I have a Glock 20 gen 4, the aftermarket parts like the red dot almost cost as much as the handgun, police grade holster
I only brought it up because my Glock is 10mm as is the M41A pulse rifle, doublenigger

>>213670908
Wasn't he a robot?

>>213670890
>liking a mary sue character
holy cringe

>>213670917
>backposting just for autism and subtle bragging
not a good look bro just move on

>>213670890
"Muh sid the sloth" is not a character

>>213670624 (OP)
its time for them to make incest great again, don'tcha think?

>>213670858
that's what ridley scott did with studio money for prometheus.
except that the alien connections were forced and artificial, and the movie had radically outlandish sets and costume designs.

>>213670841
>no votes for Waterston

>>213670947
True. I'm just glad that whole saga is over. It would've never led anywhere satisfying. I regret the time I spent dissecting those two movies and watching endless fan theories about it on Youtube.
>>213670936
>>213670939
>OLD THING GOOD
>NEW THING BAD
>LE HECKIN BUZZWORDS GALORE
you're not 4channers, cuckddit fucks. Go back.

>>213670917
nigger, you asked why prodigy, which is clearly based in asia and not affiliated with the wey-yu and the americas, were using bullpup pusle rifles instead of standard pulse rifles.
and you asked why the soldiers were using both an assault rifle and a submachine gun.
that's how fucking low your gun knowledge is.
anyone can buy a gun, retard. doesn't mean shit.

>>213670943
>those teeth
WHAT'S UP DOC

>>213671006
t. the "bug hunt" fag

God I hope Slightly gets redeemed by the xeno, can’t stand his accent.

its not pedophelia to want her to make out with my penis right

>>213671070
Looks like a malformed Shelley Duvall

>>213670663
Better question. Whose Captain Hook?

>>213671070
>Nibs
>Boy Kavalier
This is some fucking anime naming bullshit. Like some Jap coming up with cool Western names. The whole show feels like an anime Alien show in live action, sans the DEI pozz in the beginnibng.

>>213671093
Weyland-Yutani

Boy genius gives off nonce vibes

>>213671087
Implying that Shelley Duvall isn't already?

Aliens? On the earth? That sounds dangerous. All it would take is a couple facehuggers to attach to some isolated hobos and then the rest would just snowball

>>213671093
The one with the literal hook that comes out of his hand obviously, retard.

>>213671120
Ironically she's doing much better in death

>>213671114
He just surrounds himself with children and robots with child brains for the conversation, bro

>>213671114
OI DO YOU HAVE A LOICENCE FOR THAT NONCING?

>>213671024
You just don't get it

>>213671125
>Captain Spook

>>213671124
Don't worry, Prodigy sent some mystery meat liberals to deal with it.

>>213671125
no, that is Smee, Captain Hook's puppet. you dumb fuck.

>>213671158
diversity is important

>>213670943
This is meme worthy, imagine being all kinds of fucked up after hangover looking ass, yet there is synthpussy qt simp for you, stuffed with copy of a mind of your dead sis which is preferable ofc, its such an epic win normie cucks don't even notice.

>>213671209
Her brother would only be into it if they had put Wendy into a male body.

>>213671021
No I'm saying why try making prop guns look like a M41A when they already have them, you illiterate brown clown
And then the LED light on the guys glock, lol

>>213670686
They cut a 30 minute discussion of the bonus situation

>>213670841
of that lost shaw and is it me or do these actresses get smaller and smaller did they forget ripley was tall?

>>213671356
this height difference is so sexy please, tell me, what are their respective heights so I may better visualize their love making in my mind?

>>213671299
>why try making prop guns look like a M41A when they already have them
1) for variety. it doesn't make sense for every country to be using the same rifle.
everyone in the prodigy security team is using an aug variant, but a smartgun can be seen in the rooftop scene.
2) the original picture you posted in the jungle, those are wey-yu soldiers.
that's why they carry vector pulse rifles (smg) and standard (assault rifles), and not the aug variants by prodigy.

>>213670754
The future is about who can build the best humans. Cyborgs are just augemented people. Aritificial intelligent synths are fine but aren't human. Boy Kavalier is trying to build hybrids but they can currently only upload children to synth bodies because their minds are more malleable.

Weyland-Yutani wants to build biological improved humans. The aliens ability to adapt is key to this ala Alien: Romulus. Make humans capable of adapting to any world and spreading. Yutani wants to control this because controlling who makes the best humans means you win the corpo tech race.

>>213671356
Actors used to get cast for beauty and height and distinctive features. Nowadays that isn't the case so the new generation actors are disproportionately small relative to what we used to see on screen. It's really jarring in Alien especially when they make the sets look so similar and authentic but then cast completely inauthentic to the originals

Ridley you fuck make her canon again.
She is not "too big" to fit into scenes.

Hope she gets to meet Rain Carradine

>>213671448
Indeed, "she" is perfect size to fit me if you know what I mean.

>>213671474
her haircut upsets me

>>213671504
I think its cute

>>213671474
>>213671527
No the hair is bad. The bangs need to be lower

>>213671504
Sis the haircut is like half the beauty of her. It's perfect for her face and shape

>>213671504
It's just a fad. It's the female zoomie "trying to be hip but different" equivalent of male zoomies hilariously trying to sport mustaches.

>>213671623
It's the exact same hair as the witch from Weapons and that witch was designed to look freakish and off-putting

>>213671616
Sis the hair detracts half of the beauty from her the only thing worse would be cornrows or bald. Bestie we cannot be gassing up chopped hairstyles

Are there curly fags yet or am I the first

This show is awful. The corporate "race to transcendence" is fine and the hybrid story is ok, but everything involving the ship is just so bad. And it's UGLY. The xeno suit is awful and the general appearance of the show makes Alien Resurrection look like a masterpiece.

>>213670650
wrong waifu

>>213671706
this girl has a dark aura that I do not like

do you think Tyrell Corporation will be mentioned in this series?

>>213670841
obviously daniels and it's not even close

>>213671712
>The xeno suit is awful
People memed the shot in the first Alien movie as the happy birthday scene. They have definitely been showing the alien far too much and creating issues there.

>>213671713
I do hope she has big tits and a full fire bush

Is this show released weekly?

>>213671742
Already has been, there was a billboard in New Siam.

>>213671773
That's a 12 year old, pedo

>>213671087
malformed into properformed

>>213671712
alien resurrection looks fantastic
and is kino

>>213671742
they better not FUCKING touch any Blade Runner lore

>Entire countries and the moon are largely controlled by one of four megacorporations
>People are willing to spend decades on space missions
How shit is life on Alien's Earth?

>>213671777
yep

>>213671706
she seems the most mature of them

>>213670624 (OP)
I watched Romulus again today. It's not bad compared to Alien Earth. I tried rewatching the first 2 episodes and couldn't. It's so boring, there is no proper build up to anything. The xenos are shown in weird foreboding shots of them running in the spaceship at the very beginning and they just appear and run around like wild animals later on. There's very little suspense and way too much human drama shit and the earth setting is boring. Only the first half of the first episode is enjoyable or interesting.

Even Alien 3 is better than AE.

>>213671713
Looks like a gender-bent Steve Buscemi.

>>213671899
what do you mean "even" Alien 3? Alien 3 is pure kino.

>>213671773
she has nude photoshoots

This little fucker is extremely based.

>>213671097
>This is some fucking anime naming bullshit.
Are you actually retarded?

>be perfect organism
>sneak around relatively unnoticed throughout populated tower getting a ton of attention due to an accident that occurred
>kill room full of people in literal seconds
>one guy left
>try to pounce on him and completely miss despite him standing still
>make a complete fool of yourself
>take nearly the same amount of time as it took to kill like 10 people to simply toss one guy and then stare at him for no reason
>A cyber nigga one taps you with a tazer
Bro what the fuck was this scene? The taser made sense but I hated seeing that after he jobbed so hard due to plot armor

>>213671397
And people said there’s nothing cyberpunk about the setting.

>>213671997
he got tired

>>213670754
>Weyland send in synths to avoid the danger to human life, but things still go pear shaped
There would be no gore for any of the actual protagonists. It would just be background humans in the apartment being killed. Meh

>>213671786
oh snap okay.

>>213671997
>Bro what the fuck was this scene?
It's soulless hacks trying to squeeze money out of the alien franchise. I expect nothing but pandering to 14 year old zoomers in this. It'll be like the Minecraft movie but Alien.

>>213671997
The plot armor for the brother is horrendous. Does he need to live? Is there no great lesson or horror to provide to the audience worth sacrificing him for?

>>213671731
She's a sweetheart

>>213671997
It really sucks when shows don't know how to make their key characters survive things.

>>213671899
The show feels lacking in subtlety so far. It gets to a point where whenever there's a scene that's shot with the viewer seeing the characters upfront with the background conspicuously left empty, you know there's going to be some alien peekaboo.

>>213670624 (OP)
it's quite tedious at times, but overall if they don't do any of that hybrid Alien shit they tried in Ressurection and Romulas, I'll enjoy this show.

I absolutely hated the mutant shit they tried

>>213671970
Cute

>>213671997
>>be perfect organism
Perfect oranism in regards to its ability to adapt and evolve.

What if they put a xenos mind in to a synth?

>>213671380
that's Goddard, the director on Bad Times at the El Royale, he is 6'5. The actress is 5'1.

>>213671997
Should've just had him hide while the room got slaughtered. He was already stuck under the dead security guy. I'd take that over the xeno suddenly forgetting it can kill people.

>>213670754
I get what you mean. I would love for a monster/ horror survival film where it's genuinely just well trained people doing the best they can, being smart and strategic but in the end it's not enough and they still get fucked up.

>>213672054
>Does he need to live?
At this point of the story? Of course since he didn't meet his sister, now it's done, anything can happen to him. She will obviously save him from the nest for the memberberries, turning it into another alienslop like Romulus, but if they actually kill him, it could be great.

>>213672105
They'd be retarded

>>213672066
>The show feels lacking in subtlety so far.
Too many alien money shots. And the other alien shots they do use (like the alien hiding in the sculpture) just feel derivative of what we have seen before.

Filtered after episode 1. Can't continue.

1. Tries to recreate the Alien sets, but everything looks like a cheap Halloween prop version

2. Adults who act like kids are the main characters...and they have super powers

3. Effects look straight out of a Sci-Fy 2000s show

4. Soundtrack is all over the place. Completely incohesive.

>>213672105
actually kinda neat idea

>>213671954
slut

brother gets seriously injured, ends up a hybrid

>>213671997
By making the xeno look clumsy they pretty much ruined it.

>>213671997
>perfect organism

>>213671985
>"Are you actually retarded? This is an appropriate post-apocalyptic sci-fi horror name!"

>>213670841
Shaw wasn't a not-Sigorney. She was a unique character and very interesting. Her actress kinda sucked, but as a character Shaw was cool and memorable.

>>213671949
alien 3 is by far the worst alien. it's damn near unwatchable

>>213671997
ran out of END, shoulda specced better.

>>213672106
thanks man those are exactly the figures I needed

>>213672156
biggest plot hole of the Aliens was the guns not causing a massive acid bath that erodes the doors

The twist: You can't upload human consciousness to a synth. The synths are just robots programmed to believe they are humans. The kids are dead.

Also, they aren't unique. There are multiple Wendys out there.

>>213671899
I'd still rather watch AE since there are some new ideas we haven't seen before. Romulus is 100% derivative, literally just a alien best moments compilation from start to finish

>>213672135
I disagree, I actually really liked the fact that he was hunting and hiding multiple times, bro was having fun

>>213670686
No (but he doesn't know that)

>>213672156
The xenos used a pawn sacrifice to expend the ammo, why are posters here wantonly retarded?

1. They WILL make a synthetic xeno and upload a human consciousness into it.

2. They WILL make a synthetic human and upload a xeno consciousness into it.

Watching xenos run around boring apartment blocks is going to be so boring.

Earth is the wrong setting for Aliens.

>>213672156
Yes. Hitler thought he was a part of the master race too but got rekt by a bunch of drunks bum rushing turrets with nothing but sticks.

Readers of the comics and books understand the story can take them anywhere. It's harder to do that in visual form. It's like they wrote it out as a comic but then decided to make it a series.

>>213672105
isn't that basically Alien Resurrection Ripley?

>>213672260
Could the synth/xeno/human hybrid mate with a human?

>>213671954
based nipples

>>213672260
>>213672289
I have another question, would this synth/xeno/hybrid be able to experience orgasm?

>>213672282
There's a novel that takes place in a planet that is on the medieval age and they fight xenos wish they adapted that

If the entire season takes place in this one apartment complex, it would thematically make a lot of sense (besides Prometheus, Alien stories takes place in a single isolated location), but I would still kill myself from boredom.

>>213672107
its a classic example of writers trying to make you feel scared for a character in danger while forgetting that there hasn't been any real reason to be invested in said character yet, i wonder why this keeps happening in hollywood lately, its like they're all literal psychopaths who don't understand that it takes more than a single 3 minute scene to feel attached to a character.

>>213672287
nah she was part alien, not an aliens full brain. She was human with some xeno aspects.

>>213671498
What do you mean?

>Xenosynth is just a hissing, screeching spergbot

>>213671997
Even an alien gets distracted by Reggie Jackson's three home run game in game six of the 1977 World Series that won them the championship that year. Hell, it was almost as impressive as that time Xenohei Xohtani led the Zeta Reticuli Warriors to the Milky Way championship when barely beat the Paradise Engineers in 2108.

>>213672314
xenos and predators in medieval times would be pretty cool.

>>213672260
>2. They WILL make a synthetic human and upload a xeno consciousness into it.
>tries to kill you with his tongue

>>213672316
Xeno is going to steal a Prodigy ship and blast off back into space because earth is fake and gay

>>213672318
they've all been psyched up on the therapy jew and have forgotten how to empathize with people that aren't themselves yet they still have jobs as writers

>>213672190
filtered by Fincher, who would've thought?

>>213672246
I'm saying it could have been shot better to build some more tension.

20 minutes in. When is it getting good? So far it's slow and boring.

why is gayhomo listening to 150 year old baseball games?

I WANT SPACESHIPS NOT EARTH

let me just shove my face in this pulsating gooey alien thing

>>213672265
cheap anon. cheap. think how much they saved on sets

>>213671474
>>213671504
>>213671527
Love this hair on women

>>213670841
>sexy musclefu
vs
>couch potato lesbians
Gee which one should I pick

>>213672282
Should have made it an animated series like Predator Killer of Killers

>>213672411
>slow and boring.
episode 2 will send you to sleep

WHO THE FUCK IS RESPONSABLE FOR THIS GOD AWFUL EDITING
why the fuck are we overlaying two, three and in one instance even FOUR SEPARATE SCENES OVER EACH OTHER

why is episode 1 filled with jump cuts of alien violence on the ship as if edited for a trailer
why is episode 2 filled with marvel-tier quips, baroque dinner parties, ice age references and a baseball game from (in universe) 150 years ago
why is there zero suspense, the (very stiff) alien revealed so early and with so little build up
why are there adult actors playing children in the bodies of superhuman teenagers
what story is this show trying to tell? the story of the superhuman ghost in the shell, the story of her human brother, the story of the alien, the story of "boy genius" (acted with zero nuance, written with zero seriousness), the story of corporate warfare? why am i listening to stinkfist by tool? why does everything look so god damn cheap? romolus at least understood that alien works best when telling the story of humans and using your monster sparsely; this feels like a bunch of rich trust fund kids wanted to make their own cool alien spin-off but lacked the creativity so they had chatGPT write the script and dialogue.

i was genuinely excited and looking forward to this but my god is it garbage. i bears repeating, why the fuck are the protagonists young children in superhuman teenager bodies, constantly talking and behaving like children? this is genuinely retarded

>Ice Age Collision Course is regarded as classic cinema in the 22nd century

>>213671997
I don't like the behaviour of the alien
I don't think it should be running around randomly slaughtering everyone in 2 seconds, especially in an enormous hostile environment, but always close to the MC
should be more methodical and stealthy, setting up a nest and not drawing attention

>>213672282
>Readers of the comics and books understand the story can take them anywhere.
I read all the Alien comics, I'd say most of them are middling but enjoyable, none of them are that great or bad. Several stories are carried by specific things like the art. So many of them have the same plot of corporation or military want to control alien and it all goes to shit. So I dunno, I feel like this show is just more of the same, which might be different enough for streaming audiences but eh.

>>213672451
I'm just watching to see more retarded shit like the Sid ghost

>>213672388
you're crazy if you think that film is even up to fincher's standards. ask him yourself he'll say it's a mess

>he doesnt watch kino from 100+ years ago

>>213672451
>jump cuts of alien violence
Yeah, this one confused me, it's like they're too lazy to show why the ship crashed so they just threw some quick montage and go, well you don't care about all these boring bits so let's just get to the crash landing.

>>213670624 (OP)
so how many companies are there?
4?

>>213672105
there was that time they did the opposite

Cute

>>213672493
The fact it killed a whole room of viable incubators for the facehuggers also breaks canon. The xenos only kill those they have to, the rest are taken back to a nest area and stuck to walls for the face huggers to use.

The script writers are utterly stupid.

>>213672451
The jump cuts were fucking awful. I feel like this is another case where a conventional edit of episode 1 being what happened on the shit and episode 2 building up the kids and the mission would have been superior.

>>213672548
>wutang clantani
>david lynch
>prodigy
>africorps

>>213672448
>episode 2 will send you to sleep
Ok. I'm out. All hype for nothing.

>Legion is nearly ten years old
>remember the threads like yesterday
fuck's sake

>>213672556
Pretty sure that only happens when there's a lot of them, right now it's only one xeno doing all the killing

>>213672554
You could land a plane on those lips (the plane is my cum).

i like the show so far as a 5/10 slop, i haven't been aware of a show above a 3/10 in years, so i'll take it, its more alien and alien has always been retarded and weird, if it gets too retarded and shit i'll drop it but i don't see that much wrong with it right now. most posts here are complaining about not understanding the fucking plot or other shit, its like you're gooning on the side instead of actually watching.

>>213672548
5

Is it actually Noah Hawley cameoing as Hermit's dad in the flashback or just a guy who looks the same?

>>213672476
They forgot to mention that it's streaming on Disney+

>>213672556
Have we even seen this xeno eat anything? It literally just seems to be mindlessly slaughtering things. Maybe there is a twist where Merrow already has a xeno inside of him? I just don't understand what it's doing if its not eating or dragging things to the eggs.

>>213672260
goo bomb and snap these motherfuckers' necks holy shit

>>213672616
There are multiple face huggers on the cargo ship. The xeno would need bodies.

Which corporate zone looks like this?

>>213672260
seeing what happens when a xeno mind is put into a human body is more interesting than anything this franchise has offered in decades

>>213671997
>try to pounce on him and completely miss despite him standing still
Nah. He missed him because he went through the glass which warned the brother and allowed him to dodge otherwise the Xeno was 100% on him.

>a broken man

>>213672712
>actually he just bullet-timed the xeno's attack
You're not making this any better

>>213672682
The kino one

>>213672714
you'd be broken too if your penis was on the back of your head

>>213672540
I mean, do you really want to watch another hypercondensed Alien movie in the first episode.

>>213672620
She's 11 years old you sick fuck

>>213672682
Lynch. Duh.

>>213671731
I like her dark aura

>>213672556
Bro is simply enjoying Earth.

>>213670841
Spaeny cause she's a little chubby in Romulus.

First witcher is ruined in a show and now aliens. Shake my head. How many feminists and minorities were involved in this?

>>213672631
i just want something to watch weekly, anon. shogun was the last weekly show i cared to watch. i tried penguin for 2-3 weeks but that turned out to be shit. never bother with DC crap.

>>213672636
Forgot the EU has a corporation too

Consciousness transfer is going to be what the xenos are. They were probably created artificially (hence why they are biomechanical) to be superhuman vessels for the engineers to transfer their Consciousness. We will probably see intelligent xenos in the show at some point.

>>213670841
Whichever one can make the biggest bicep.

>>213672105
What if they put a xeno mind in a synth loli

>>213671731
it's the dead eyes, the stare that has a name

>>213672797
penguin was funny to watch and shitpost about on here

Would a xeno really try and jump groups of people like this?

I'm sure they hunt by splitting people up. They only zerg rush in groups and then it's something shifty like using vents or shafts.

>>213672659
he said they are aggressive to those who are afraid
doesn't matter that they often kill ambushed victims lol
supposedly as a cyborg he has some chemical regulatory system that can suppress his emotions like how he was supercalm in the motherroom and his total disregard for victims
anyway that was the plot point of aliens: labyrinth and was part of the first AVP games that it can sense fear

>>213672735
I mean, the scene was in slowmo

>>213671097
>it has coloreds in it thus it is now pozzed despite the original having a big black Haitian American

>>213672682
Threshold. Lynch wear ushankas. Dynamic are all in dashiki camouflage

>>213672809
ya i think it was threshold that has europe

you guys realize the end game is getting a human mind in a xeno? The xeno would be perfect if the only thing on its mind wasn't PUSY PUSY PUSY RAPE RAPE RAPE

>>213672797
>he missed Andorkino

>>213672876
I think humans would freak the fuck out becoming a giant bug. Maybe temporarily like a mech suit

>>213672868
actually found map like 10 seconds after posting
source:
https://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/alien-earth/corporations

>>213672714
streetshitter

>>213672855
this is correct. i don't know where Noah Hawley got the idea that xenomorphs are like pitbulls.

>>213672919
Weyland-Yutani being based as usual

>>213672919
>https://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/alien-earth/corporations

So it's the real map. Prodigy is OP, they have India, China, Australia, Japan, Southern Africa, and Greenland. All the manufacturing, all the resources, and Japan is a juicy service economy to do technological development

>>213672556
yeah forgot to mention that

>>213672810
>They were probably created artificially
My theory is:
>universe was mostly dead and old
>aliens survived because they were adaptable
>Engineers found the alien and used them augment themselves and their technology
>black goo and the basis of their technology is just alien super stem cells from eggs etc
>began seeding worlds to try and bring back life to the universe

>>213672919
I assume Israel owns dynamic?

>>213672876
>>213672917
with the advanced tech humanity has in this universe, using the xenomorphs as a weapon is actually really retarded lol. they have superhuman superspeed 300 iq androids and FTL(?) space travel.

>>213672857
But not attacking things simply because they aren't afraid doesn't make any sense since Xenos need food and incubators. That's why I'm confused.

>>213672931
They can't kill anyone with a name yet so they're having it slaughter shit in the background instead of it being a lurking threat like it should be.

>>213670663
Boy Nigga, the world's first chamillionaire

aah yes, the convenient paper cutter to katana trope.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcxQHThLhRA

>>213672955
>based
>allows the prodichinks to control Greenland

>>213672855
>group of people: berserk mode to kill any potential threat
>one or few targets: hunt to capture them

I watched a fan event by the director and he said they were all mega fans of Aliens. The only way I can see this being so poorly written is that it's corporate influence saying it needs more violence and rock music and shit.

>>213673004
>Magnetic back

>>213672451
writing is shit and directing is shit, but hey, there's not much else on tv anyways

>>213672712
The brother saw the reflection of the alien in the glass table in front of him, before it came through the glass. Was this five second sequence too long for your attention span?

This was so blatantly inspired by Twin Peaks The Return

oh and another thing that was weird to me was how this Xeno was clawing. It seems less effective than a single tail stab. Why do it?

>>213673049
A kill frenzy when confronted with multiple prey, perhaps?

>>213672977
probably means they attack the afraid on reflex, the rest of their behaviour is more volountary

>>213673011
Weyland-Yutani has Antarctica so it's only fair

>>213672876
>Wendy stops robo yutani nigga from the transfer
>she transfers herself into the xeno instead
>final episode is cat and mouse between Wendy xeno and yutani robo nigga
>Wendy wins by throwing him into the jet engine and synthesizes a new body to transfer into from the xeno so we can replace her bitchy problematic actor who hates Timothy and Hawley
Just cooked up this kino on the toilet

>>213673004
what does she have on her back that is magnetic
and that is a massive design flaw

>>213673023
nigger there are like 12 alien movies where the xeno does the exact same hiding and assassination shit, why would you want it all over again? i welcome some change, i wish we actually got to see it slice and dice tornado through the apartment living room with a shitty shaky cam.

it really bothers me that the xeno didn't kill louis xiv immediately. the xenos are smart, cunning and precise. why the fuck would it take his legs and not just brain him?

>>213673072
I mean one of the first kills we see, it has someone pinned with nobody else around and then claws at them for like 10 seconds straight instead of just one shotting them with the tail or the mouthpiece

>>213670624 (OP)
So..... they sad 5 ayy lmaos right?

Xenomorph
Eyeball octopus
Ceiling plant
Giga ticks

what's the 5th?

>>213673112
its some high tech shit, maybe she can throw it like a boomerang that can stop mid-air too.

>>213673112
she's a robbit her entire body is probably some kind of electromagnet

https://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/alien-earth/immersive-content
does anyone have a VR headset? kek

>>213673154
Wendy

So the "lost boys" stay in child like mental state?
I assume there was timeskip between synth transfer and current events because the brother was old.
Sorry for retarded question, was beer watching

>>213672374

>>213673004
Why did she have to arm herself with a paper cutter? Couldn't she ask for a gun?

>>213673112
it's a space katana nigger. It sticks to what ever.

>>213673154
a flying nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62scKoepHwg

>>213673087
Wrong. Antarctica still belongs to Chile in the 22nd century

>>213673218
she's a kid

>>213673154
there's some shit in the cages that wasn't properly shown

>>213673149
I get what you're saying, but finding consistency in a show like this is going to be a tough task.
They needed that kill to be drawn out to show the inhuman nature of the black guy, then they need to show the ferocity of the Xeno, and you get the dinner party and soldier scene after that

>>213673118
omg yeah we could totally have a Guardians of the Galaxy style slow motion kill fest to cool music.

>idiot

something is very soulless about this set

>>213673118
>12 alien movies where the xeno does the exact same hiding and assassination shit,
only the first one. it's crazy how none of them ever did the thing in the last minutes of Alien where it's content with hiding right in front of ripley instead of being a zerg rushing tard

>>213673154
another hybrid or xeno/synth with xeno/synth consciousness like mentioned earlier.
it doesn't attack the cyborg, so maybe the cyborg got facehugged and we get a cyborg-xeno.
they'd probably chalk it up to the cyborgs needing altered DNA to have compatability with technology, then you get some bio-mechanical-biomechanical xeno.

>>213673287

>>213673287
Star Trek: Enterprise vibes

>>213673284
>What would Sid do?

>>213673207
The Lady Doctor said m that with time they'll mature like regular folks which is why she wanted to simulate growing hormonal equivalence within the synthetic experience. Roy Batty said No!

>>213673154
A fucking fly my nigga. That's how gay this show is. It's gonna be a big fly that bites people.

>>213673247
>>213673171
it's just a paper cutter she had in her room

>>213673207
the host bodies simulate hormones to slowly grow the kids mentally into adults
no time skip, the brother is older than marcy

>>213673154
Probably whatever was moving in the light in this shot

>>213673278
>Guardians of the Galaxy style slow motion kill fest to cool music
none of that is happening in the show.
>low iq retard doesn't know how to greentext

>>213673154
They showed an entire clutch of eggs as well as a facehugger on a laboratory table.

>>213673004
she didn't forget her labubu < 3

>>213673318
its a hightech do-it-all tool, obviously.

>>213673287
Too be fair, if you had the original Nostromo bridge lit in such a way it would look ass too

>>213673044
I found it very charming and sincere. This is what's been the best aspect thus far. It's very sincere and out-there. Best show of 2025 thus far even if it's a non-existent bar to clear.

>>213673257
Oh look, in the original there was a scientist, Parker.

>>213673336
>none of that is happening in the show.
I was joking but we've only seen 2 episodes and we already have slow mo xeno jump bullet time shit and we have rock music in the ending.

They have more episodes to insult us with yet. If it happens, remember this post and that you are wrong.

>>213671997
It's the perfect organism organically. There is basically nothing organic or natural that can beat the xeno. Guns are not organic. Ever play mass effect? Alien and ME both come down to the same thing, Synthetic vs Organic

>>213673287
it's just the lighting
the sets are fine, even great for a tv show

When the lost boys get locked up in a cell shown in the trailer I hope the episode ends with Freak on a Leash by Korn

>>213673378
Oh is it actually good? I read it was “queer and subversive”

>>213673422
they think everything is queer and subversive just watch it and make up your own mind

>>213673422
Dont listen to that fag, its garbage

>>213673301
that is retarded

They're going to turn Wendy in to a super turbo alien smasher aren't they. The boss bitch that rips aliens in half and destroys all suspense.

>OMG HERE COMES WENDY GUYS, GET YOUR POPCORN AND BASEDMILK OUT

>>213673339
why was there the blue laser and mist like in the derelict cargo hold?
and then the laser turned off, what was projecting it?

>>213673313
sub-Farscape level. a 25 year old low-budget show's set design mogs this one.

>one of the cringest fictional settings
>somehow the only setting with appropriate measures for Alien outbreak

>>213673461
This is just Mexican DS9

>>213673385
marvelslop doesnt do that though, i doubt they will turn up the knob on quips and other garbage beyond what they've shown so far, that wouldntm ake sense.
either way i wouldnt mind if wendy starts 1v5 katana dancing xenos at lightning speed while linkin park plays and has a full episode anime duel with the cyborg in the end, alien has been shlock for 40 years and should just embrace it to become shlockino. i hope they play godsmack at the next episode's credits.

at least the Weyland-Yutani ship galley is comfy

>>213673483
*Canadian

>>213673479
alien inherently falls apart as a setting when you realise the corporations dont actually have a use for the xenomorph in any way, all tech they have is more advanced, its like if the US military tried to utilize armoured tigers, theres no point.
all the incompetency and fuckups by the xeno happen in the movies, due to the corporation wanting it alive and conspiring around it, but they have no use for it. prometheus made much more sense because it was weyland actually looking to meet god and trying to extend his life.

>>213670754
yutani sent it on purpose to fuck up the prodigy homeland.

>>213673570
point being, the corporations can kill and deal with the xeno easily, its just evil corpo being evil and skimping on funds for the missions and letting ignorant expendable wagies take care of it and thats how the xeno wins every single time.

>Chandler’s reps voiced the actor’s concern about playing a game with “two older men” (in other words, her co-star and showrunner, who are, respectively, 57 and 58). The game, the comic test “How Well Do They Know Each Other?,” seemed innocuous to us — everyone from Ariana Grande to Ryan Reynolds to Daniel Craig has done it in the past. But to demonstrate good faith, we offered to show Chandler sample questions. Then, she sent a list of ones we’d never ask. (We don’t ever offer question approval, and there’s good reason why: “How many ‘Alien’ films are there?” was high on Chandler’s list.) After that, she changed her mind and decided a game on video wasn’t something she felt comfortable doing at all. Now, on the morning of the shoot, after some convincing from her agent, we hear she will come. Then Chandler decides, after all that — never mind, she can’t make it.

>Chandler, at 29, is just emerging, having grown up adjacent to the industry, but not in it — her father, with whom she recorded her audition tape for “Alien: Earth,” is Emmy winner Kyle Chandler, but the actor and his wife, Kathryn, raised Chandler outside Austin, not in Los Angeles. In our first conversation, before the shoot — she was enthusiastic about the show, if clear-eyed about how challenging the production had been. So all of this comes as something of a shock: What happened?

>Hawley, the veteran TV creator who’s made five seasons of “Fargo” for FX, is also dispirited by Chandler’s absence from the shoot. “The show is built around Sydney’s character, and the work she did as a professional was tremendous,” he says afterward. “I’m disappointed that my female-centric show, based on a female-facing franchise, does not have my lead actress on the cover. It felt awkward to be there with Tim without her.”

>>213673458
Same as Romulus, they want so hard to create memberberries so they bring back the blue light without understanding that it was from the Engineer ship, not the fucking eggs.

>>213673267
They are fine with sending kids armed with katanas into a crashed ship full of aliens, but not giving them guns?

>>213673287
>>213673312
it's called "funneling money to the democratic party" anon, the city looks awful too
99.9% of people pushing this piece of crap
are fat ugly womyn, roasties, faggots, trannies, and black people who behave like niggers

>>213673284
What happens when Disney buys Alien.

>>213673570
the xeno has it's special dna. In Romulus they get the black goo from it the alien dna.

>>213673620
what's her deal?

>>213672552
how come xeno spit is not acidic anymore?

>>213673620
>here is your budget Ana de Armas I was talking about

>>213673620
>career suicide because you let retard leftoids represent you
kek. at least she has her dad's money to fall back on.

>>213673570
I'm sure Weyland-Yutani could develop technology based off of the alien, but why not just bring a carcass since they're so dangerous

>>213673570
xenos as a bioweapons are shit. it was james cameron set the standard that was followed up by the entire alien media.
xenos =
- fucks up the ecosystem.
- guaranteed to damage infrastructure against armed combatants due to acid blood.
- dies to bullets.
the only undeniably good thing about romulus was that it shifted the xeno's value from bioweapon to medical.
extend life/cure for cancer = guaranteed powerful corporation.

>>213673630
>well, on paper you'd get 10 million dollars to make the set
>but you'll get $2000 and we'll keep the rest because Trump bad and we need to save democracy by fucking toddlers and killing white people (unironically)
>but don't despair, we won't be mad at you if you hire a dozen junkies for $100 to make it work, just keep the rest and buy yourself some drugs
>career? in the movies? sure, once we get in power again

>>213673630
this but unironically

>>213673685
their saliva and the acid they spit are two different things
did they spit beyond alien 4?

>>213673675
they're not aware of that existing if they've never actually caught it.

>>213673685
would have been too traumatizing to gen z, focus groups have shown

>>213673620
>chandler at 29 is just emerging

>>213673570
>>213673718
I mean, they want Xenos as bioweapons to fight WHO?

>>213673630
>it's called "funneling money to the democratic party" anon
It's such a shame that even government gibs republicans refuse to make projects of the same caliber.

>>213673620
she's got them crazy eyes
>that text
she's insane alright

>>213673805
obviously wanting weapons is just power in of itself, but the tech they already have, mogs most potential the xeno has, especially with the synth/android tech they have, theres no way these corporations don't have some kind of skynet army of super advanced killbots and drones either.
its really ironic that this show will probably show wendy effortlessly running through xenos, and the xeno still somehow being valuable as a weapon.

>>213673735
No but they have the intelligence to realise alien dna is different to ours and could hold potential benefits.

They are literally collecting samples of any life forms regardless of face value use. It's science and curiosity.

>>213673620
>Hawley, the veteran TV creator who’s made five seasons of “Fargo” for FX, is also dispirited by Chandler’s absence from the shoot. “The show is built around Sydney’s character, and the work she did as a professional was tremendous,” he says afterward. “I’m disappointed that my female-centric show, based on a female-facing franchise, does not have my lead actress on the cover. It felt awkward to be there with Tim without her.”
2.0

>>213673620
I don't think refusing to do promotion for Disney is going to be a good move for her career.

>"Aliens > Alien. Splosions are fucking badass. Bug hunt."

>>213671135
>in a private island
Wait a minute...

>>213673620
Those kinds of games are always really awkward and it's clear none of the actors actually like doing them, it's just marketing. desu I'd probably try to get out of it too, but I'm not an actor so

>>213673620
Where's the shoot? I wanna see

>>213674030
>trillionaire
>does illegal operation to take kids minds and put them in robot bodies
>you own the robot bodies so now they are your property
>robots also don't have rights
What a sick fuck

>>213670841
Shaw by a mile
The other three are too much ripley-like.
It's a whatever girl that find the ayy, and they all react to it the exact same.
Shaw has the unique backstory that she was actually looking for ayys

>>213670841
I really love Amanda in Alien Isolation
I mean she's literally Ripley's daughter but the character is good for what we get.

>>213673620
>“How many ‘Alien’ films are there?” was high on Chandler’s list.
Genuine question, wtf is her problem

>>213674068
Variety magazine

>>213670841
Underrated character and movie

>>213674144
>pic not related

>>213674133
Lmao thanks. Pretty funny to not have the main character in it

>>213673620
why do all pretty women have to be batshit crazy?

>>213674144
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

>>213671917

>>213673284
how does such a stupid shot show up on such a dramatic moment? Who approved this?

>>213674291
Kino did.

>>213673620
It is marketing, what is the problem?

>>213674291
>dramatic moment
It's not dramatic, it's supposed to be emotional specifically because of the ice age thing

>>213672343
Xeno queen vore :)

>>213674060
I mean you say that but Hawley and Olyphant are good sports and make light of the promo work. Hawley is more deadpan and Olyphant is more witty and charmingly funny. That's really all it takes. It was probably what, 2 hours of their day, to promote a series that earned them both a lot of money. There's no point being a whiny asshole about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpRy42JMn7w

>>213670841
in this picture i prefer the top right, but i liked the shaw the most, maybe actress appealed to me the most, i don't really remember much of her plotline either

rip thread.
until next week.

>>213673808
>we are allowed to do that because... umm
>WOMAN MOMENT
thanks for confirming

>>213671397
Of all the things wrong with the franchise after the first 3 films the subplot of the blackgoo (in and of itself) is actually one thing I like.
Makes a whole lot more sense than muh bioweapons which also plagued sci-fi since Aliens first popularised it.

>>213674423
I'll make one gimme a sec

>>213674453
Didn't bioweapons theory predate Aliens and was originally touted by Ridley Scott himself?

>>213673620
Austin Texas nepo baby lol. Director hitting his head he casted her

NEW

>>213674643
>>213674643
>>213674643

>>213674497
Yeah but more so that WY wants to capture the xenomorphs and make their own as bioweapons
Why the space jockeys made them is besides the point.
I just always found that sort of plot point/motivation dumb

>>213670624 (OP)
if italians could post their torrents with the french subtitles that'd be great
thanks italian bros

>>213674740
I got a gofile if that works for you, multiple languages
https://gofile.io/d/3KoT35

>>213674778

>>213674778
WHAT IS HE DOING TO THAT DOLPHIN

>>213672919
Just a bit basic in making them like super-countries instead of having them overlap or something.