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Anonymous No.213670664 >>213671096 >>213671320 >>213671486 >>213672716
>Why me, Lord? Where have I gone wrong? I've always been nice to people. I don't drink or dance or swear. I've even kept kosher just to be on the safe side. I've done everything the Bible says, even stuff that contradicts the other stuff. What more can I do?
Anonymous No.213670679 >>213671240
Sneed
Anonymous No.213671040 >>213671119 >>213672266
>religion argument thread on /tv/
This ought to be good.
Anonymous No.213671096 >>213671190 >>213671760
>>213670664 (OP)
>even stuff that contradicts the other stuff
I remember we learned all about that in catholic school. We had special cross referenced bibles that had footnotes wherever a passage would contradict another passage. The priests basically told us we had to watch out for that and form our own opinions.
Anonymous No.213671119
>>213671040
Odd way to say Baskin Roberts thread, but sure.
Anonymous No.213671185 >>213673166
In a irreligious society the creation of a so called authoritarian state will always be the last goal, and that's because of midwits.

Religion's 2 main purposes in antiquity was to help us cope with the fact we all die and to keep midwits at bay. When society started adopting atheism in a mass scale no one remained to keep midwits controlled. Midwits are a civilization ending threat, they've destroyed Rome, they've destroyed Persia, and now they're destroying what remains of Europe and all because their silly ideas about the world; they have a biased image of what it is but can't see the bigger picture. Eventually they start forming opinions and ideas that give rise to movements that disturb the natural order of things.

To keep them under control, specially in the age of information where harmful ideas are easy to access is necessary to keep them constantly vigilated and control what they can access, what language do they use, how much noise do they make and it also help the serf class below us to fulfill their purpose which is to reproduce and produce food without other distractions so it's 2 birds for 1 shot

Does this sound cruel to you? Well, in a way, you leftists helped America to find this cynical vision of the world, wich is being fullfiled by Donald Trump. This is your fault and you can't do nothing to stop it now
Anonymous No.213671190 >>213671251
>>213671096
What was it like getting your balls gargled by a 70 year old man
Anonymous No.213671240
>>213670679
Brown
Anonymous No.213671251 >>213671292 >>213671563
>>213671190
Never happened.
I have the impression it's like it used to be with Michael Jackson: Nothing could be proven, most "me toos" came out of the woodwork to simply claim a huge cash settlement.
Anonymous No.213671292 >>213672658
>>213671251
Do did you cum or were you still too young for that
Anonymous No.213671320
>>213670664 (OP)
They made a film about it.
A Serious Man.
Well it's about that other desert religion's followers but same shit.
Anonymous No.213671431
Gay farm...
Anonymous No.213671486 >>213672459
>>213670664 (OP)
Lmao bro got Job'd.
Anonymous No.213671563 >>213671690
>>213671251
>Michael Jackson
>most "me toos" came out of the woodwork
Weird that we've all accepted that Me Too's are bullshit that we can't believe anything people say at face value, but MJ... Nah, CNN said he slept with boys, so it must be true!

Look into the MJ allegations. It's pretty wild just how innocent the dude was, but because that trial happened before youtube/podcasts he never got the defense he deserved. Even 15+ years after his death, and people are still reciting CNN and extortionist lies. It's like they think the media only started lying in 2016, and everything said before 2016 was actual fact.
Anonymous No.213671690
>>213671563
>Even 15+ years after his death, and people are still reciting CNN and extortionist lies.
A copule of months ago Disney removed the Simpsons episode "Stark Raving Dad" from their online library and future DVD releases. It's one of the classic season 3 episodes and it was pretty good. Why the censorshipt? Because Michael Jackson voiced (uncredited!) Leon Browkowski, Homer's roommate in the insane asylum.
Anonymous No.213671720
the problem of evil is a midwit filter that always filters 15 year old edgy teen atheists
Anonymous No.213671760 >>213671868 >>213672264
>>213671096
Isn't it just the NT contradicting the OT? Where did God contradict himself?
Anonymous No.213671868 >>213671965 >>213672145 >>213672145 >>213672145 >>213674623
>>213671760
No, it's quite often that the OT contradicts the OT. Don't ask me for specific passages, it was ages ago. But I still remember that there's 3 versions of the 10 Commandments in the OT. Or, if you don't want to go that far - there are two different stories of the creation of the world right in chapter 1 and 2 of Genesis - the very first pages of any bible.
Anonymous No.213671965 >>213672132 >>213672162 >>213672277
>>213671868
You misread it desu. Do you think Rabbis, priests, and monks for thousands of years - and even PhD-holding OT scholars - aren't aware of these things you think are 'contradictions'?
Anonymous No.213672132 >>213673555
>>213671965
Even religious OT scholars accept the existence of contradictions in the OT.
Anonymous No.213672145 >>213672191 >>213672248
>>213671868
>>213671868
>>213671868
Anonymous No.213672162 >>213673555
>>213671965
That's the point - everyone who has ever seriously studied the bible, or the torah, is aware of contradictions. And they are contradictions. Our priests taught us to be aware of them as well.

It gets even better when you decide to study theology and read the sources, not the translations. Then you notice that there are at least 4 different groups of authors for the books of Moses, and sometimes they even change from verse to verse. You can prove by analysing the source text alone that it wasn't written in one go, but had numerous alterations and revisions and was compiled over the course of several hundred years. The theory is that every revision worked in their own theological and political background of the time the copists lived in, and that lead to parts that contradict other parts.
I'm not the only one claiming this, it is pretty much accepted knowledge in the scientific community. Only those money-oriented "evangelical" churches that depend on brainwashing their flock still say it isn't so and that the bible is a "holy book".
Anonymous No.213672191
>>213672145
To stay with the Simpsons - the essential question here is:
"Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself couldn't eat it?"
Anonymous No.213672248
>>213672145
Of course he's not complete. Why else would we exist otherwise? We're an answer to a question that was posed.
Anonymous No.213672264 >>213673018
>>213671760
Probably my favorite is when he commands the Israelites to not kill and then forces them to commit countless genocides immediately after.
Anonymous No.213672266
>>213671040
>>religion argument thread on /tv/
>This ought to be good.
I'm sure that those that use cartoons as theology instruction books will feel right at home
Anonymous No.213672277 >>213672309
>>213671965
Oh look, a live in the flesh retard.
Anonymous No.213672309
>>213672277
NTA but the retard was (you) all along. Go method act being a stupid teenager somewhere else.
Anonymous No.213672459
>>213671486
It's spelled "Gob".
Anonymous No.213672658
>>213671292
please stop asking about a child's sexual experiences, rabbi
Anonymous No.213672716
>>213670664 (OP)
Surprised he didn't think of Job while being pushed by God. Weak faith. Ned failed his test.
Anonymous No.213672942
Season 11...
Anonymous No.213673018
>>213672264
Obviously it means do not take an innocent life like here. On the battlefield of course is different.
>>>/his/17921984
Anonymous No.213673166
>>213671185
Automatation means few people make most of the food.
Anonymous No.213673356 >>213673648 >>213674744
Martin Luther famously said "yeah sure God is not a nice guy, deal with it. as he created us, so he can also destroy us."
Anonymous No.213673555
>>213672132
A minority

>>213672162
>theory
Ah, interesting. Yes, you should be aware of what seem contradictions but are not, because it needs to be read and understood properly. This is why the Church historically left the interpretation of Scriptures to men trained to do so. This is lest they end up with Pastor Jimbob and his 30000 denominations at "Elevate Church, Inc" and internet contrarians thinking they've found HAH GOTCHA! moments in a book they don't even know how to read. You can rail on "Evangelicals" all you want, I'd probably agree with you.
Anonymous No.213673587
Why did god make atheists more intelligent than religious people? for lols?
Anonymous No.213673648 >>213673825
>>213673356
Absolute S L A V E mentality
Anonymous No.213673825
>>213673648
the idea of a hippie loving god is really a postmodernist conception tbqh
Anonymous No.213674623
>>213671868
It's shystering commandments from a Semitic egregore to his people. Why would it NOT appear contradictory
Anonymous No.213674744
>>213673356
Who cares what some Jewish speech writer told some nigger to say