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Anonymous No.213674313 >>213674349 >>213674410 >>213674444 >>213674777 >>213674877 >>213675643 >>213676620 >>213677750 >>213677850 >>213677870 >>213678505 >>213678647 >>213678697 >>213679788 >>213683935 >>213684384 >>213684451 >>213684592 >>213685325
>aliens are receiving a broadcast of our sci-fi movies since 1950s
how dissapointed they will be when they arrive here and learn the truth
Anonymous No.213674349
>>213674313 (OP)
Didn't some group send out a new probe explaining to the aliens how problematic this plate is?
Anonymous No.213674410 >>213674489
>>213674313 (OP)
Way to dox ourselves.
Anonymous No.213674444 >>213674484 >>213674533 >>213674562 >>213675134 >>213677669 >>213677699 >>213677855 >>213679061 >>213679181 >>213679565 >>213679789 >>213683996
>>213674313 (OP)
>sup aliens, here’s some nudes of our species. anyways, here’s our exact location within our local galaxy.
what were the idiots who created this thinking?
Anonymous No.213674484
>>213674444
goonerbait
Anonymous !!Dilx95sJMUH No.213674489
>>213674410
I have a way out check this

TRIP ACTIVATE

HENSHIN
Anonymous No.213674533 >>213674548
>>213674444
checked
Anonymous !!Dilx95sJMUH No.213674548
>>213674533
They changed it again, lol
Anonymous No.213674562 >>213676871
>>213674444
That aliens advanced enough to come across it would be curious about us too.
Anonymous No.213674777 >>213674812 >>213675130 >>213675762 >>213676103
>>213674313 (OP)
>all the incompatible sci-fi narratives and disparate levels of tech confuse the aliens
>they conclude we're broadcasting deliberate misinformation to obfuscate our real level of tech
>they decide not to fuck with us as we're deemed too unpredictable
Anonymous No.213674812 >>213678617
>>213674777
>aliens have no concept of entertainment or fiction
Retarded aliens
Anonymous No.213674854 >>213675081
>during our lives there will be a plaque sent informing aliums that we have 70 genders
grim
Anonymous No.213674877
>>213674313 (OP)
>putting an arrow on the plate

Holy cringe. How did that get by everyone?
Anonymous No.213675081
>>213674854
>aliens nuke us because they have 71 genders and consider only 70 to be horrifying and unnatural
Anonymous No.213675130
>>213674777
Anonymous No.213675134
>>213674444
Sex with aliens
Anonymous No.213675258 >>213675454 >>213677552 >>213678762 >>213678922 >>213679094 >>213683442
Reminder they had to censor the womans genitals, turning her into an agender barbie doll creature with a smooth crotch. Americans are so scared of the human body that they would sabotage their own message to the aliens.
Anonymous No.213675454
>>213675258
They should have hired a mangaka for that job.
Anonymous No.213675643
>>213674313 (OP)
>sending a transphobic image to deep space
Anonymous No.213675762 >>213678940
>>213674777
In reality an advanced civilization would likely send a signal in a far more sophisticated way. They might transmit a cellular automaton similar to conway’s game of life that functions as a virtual computer running some form of agi. This would interact with you learn your style of communication and adapt accordingly much like an llm such as chatgpt. You could think of it as a kind of digital envoy.
Anonymous No.213676103
>>213674777
>we are donald trump of the universe
Anonymous No.213676620 >>213676730
>>213674313 (OP)
if there are aliens within the 200 light years that our tv shows have travelled and they can travel at light speed we'll be long dead by the time they get here. dont worry about it.
Anonymous No.213676730 >>213676828 >>213678533 >>213679956
>>213676620
>within the 200 light years that our tv shows have travelled
Even the best tv shows like X Files don't travel faster than light, so at best they have travelled 80 light years or so.
Anonymous No.213676828 >>213676969 >>213677002
>>213676730
We've been broadcasting tv since the late 30's. radio since the 1910's. They've easily travelled 200 light years.
Anonymous No.213676871 >>213677023 >>213677485 >>213677808
>>213674562
>curious
Those fuckers would obliterate us asap no questions asked. It is stupid to assume otherwise.
Anonymous No.213676969 >>213677014
>>213676828
1910 was 115 years ago retard. They've gone a maximum of 115 ly.
Anonymous No.213677002 >>213677023
>>213676828
>the late 30's
Explain how do you come up with 200 ly if the source isn't even 100 years old anon?
Anonymous No.213677014
>>213676969
light was faster in the good old times
Anonymous No.213677023
>>213676871
>>213677002
It's going at twice the speed of light, retards, calm down
Anonymous No.213677061 >>213677252
>One of the parts of the diagram that is among the easiest for humans to understand may be among the hardest for potential extraterrestrial finders to understand: the arrow showing the trajectory of Pioneer. Ernst Gombrich criticized the use of an arrow because arrows are an artifact of hunter-gatherer societies like those on Earth; finders with a different cultural heritage may find the arrow symbol meaningless.
How can someone so allegedly smart spout something so absolutely retarded?
Anonymous No.213677108
>wtf we thought you guys were white???
Anonymous No.213677252 >>213677735 >>213685694
>>213677061
>what is a direction of a vector
Anonymous No.213677485
>>213676871
>anon projects his psychopathic and cruel nature onto everyone and everything else
A major contributor to the ills of the world
Anonymous No.213677552 >>213677630
>>213675258
How about you make your own space program then, Omar?
Anonymous No.213677630 >>213677775
>>213677552
imagine reading that as an alien and realizing humanity needs to go
Anonymous No.213677669
>>213674444
I like how they didn’t give the woman genitals.
Anonymous No.213677699
>>213674444
The cosmic equivalent of urinal graffiti.
>For a good time, visit the Solar System!
Anonymous No.213677735 >>213678269
>>213677252
It's so baffling of a statement I can't manage to write up a funny enough greentext to mock it.
How does someone hyperfocus on arrow as "an arrow" and ignore all the other piercing actions that end up in a point because the triangle happens to be a very good shape at piercing things?
Anonymous No.213677750 >>213677803 >>213677812 >>213678043 >>213678090 >>213678253 >>213678439
>>213674313 (OP)

lol intelligent life is a freak event that occurs only once per million galaxies. There is nobody out there.
Anonymous No.213677775
>>213677630
Aren’t they always abducting humans and buttfucking them? They are gay.
Anonymous No.213677803
>>213677750
we are a simulation
Anonymous No.213677808 >>213677871
>>213676871
imagine a time portal to 3000 BC opening uptoday. thousands of anthropologists would literally give their left ballsack for a chance to study a live bronze age civilization. war or extinction would only come into play by accident.
the argument for resource wars like in colonial times falls flat when considering the scale of the universe, there's literally nothing on earth thats not more commonly and easily available on other planets/asteroids, except life and civilization itself.

the idea that any alien encounter would immediately result in genocide is retarded. the more likely answer is that there's nobody else within a billion lightyears of us and it's gonna be our job to become gardeners and carry the seed of life into space
Anonymous No.213677812 >>213678380
>>213677750
>occurs only once per million galaxies
And there are billions of galaxies...
Anonymous No.213677850
>>213674313 (OP)
Anonymous No.213677855 >>213679311
>>213674444
Four fours!
I hope aliens are real so I have more things to fuck!
Anonymous No.213677870 >>213678087
>>213674313 (OP)
>man is waving and looking straight at viewer, women is frowning and looking desinterested to the other side
This was cooked by some geniuses that wanted ayys to adress to men first
Anonymous No.213677871 >>213677966 >>213678008 >>213678971
>>213677808
An advanced alien lifeform would anihilate us the moment they realized we elected an orange drumf retard to lead the "free" world and the most powerful nuclear arsenal in this solar system
Anonymous No.213677963
>Ayys recieve the plaque
>Ayys come to this solar system
>Ayys see the plaque
>"mhm 9 planets..."
>Ayys look around
>Neil degrasse tyson nuked Pluto, there's no longer 9 planets Ayys see 8
>Ayys leave dissapointed, female Ayy says they should have asked for directions in Betelgeuse
Anonymous No.213677966
>>213677871
Seriously though we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.
Anonymous No.213678008 >>213678375
>>213677871
I'm not afraid of that retard, I'm afraid of the retards around him that can't even make a clean work
Anonymous No.213678043 >>213678246
>>213677750
Intelligent life is the rule not the exception. Earth is a prison planet deliberately separated from the rest of the universe as part of a spiritual waterboarding.
Anonymous No.213678087 >>213678845
>>213677870
>woman doesn’t even have a pussy
Are they trying to attract gay aliens or something?
Anonymous No.213678090
>>213677750
Nah the reason we don’t see life is because Aliens just plug their consciousness into some cloud simulator, what’s the point of seeing the universe.
Anonymous No.213678108
Anonymous No.213678177 >>213680158
:^^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiEqGhgWf5Y
Anonymous No.213678188
this was hilarious

https://youtu.be/OL_HLjxrlxY?si=fhcxPz4EmoOtayla&t=4
Anonymous No.213678246
>>213678043
proofs?
Anonymous No.213678253 >>213678380
>>213677750
There are hundreds of billions of galaxies in the observable universe.
Anonymous No.213678269 >>213678488
>>213677735
Not only that, but if that alien species is developed and can intercept outer space signals, they most definitely know about aerodynamics and know a pointed fuselage is more aerodynamic than a squared one, and they know that point is supposed to go forward. I dont think they would misunderstand an arrow
Anonymous No.213678375 >>213678506 >>213678509
>>213678008
His cronies aren't incompetent contrary to popular opinion, it's just that the man in charge's views/strategies/narcissism/social media obsession make it really, really hard to make good work of it.
Anonymous No.213678380 >>213678486 >>213678532
>>213677812
>>213678253
> billions of galaxies

this does not matter. All but the closest galaxies are receding away from us as faster than the speed of light as the universe expands this means they are forever inaccessible even if you beamed a radio signal at the speed of light to them it would never get there.
Anonymous No.213678439
>>213677750
Based Ad Astra Chad. We all need to call our dads up right now.
Anonymous No.213678486
>>213678380
Where the fuck are they going and why are they especially fleeing us so quickly?
Anonymous No.213678488 >>213678518
>>213678269
Really comes of as a smug criticism for criticism sake.
Not like the other ones are better but this one really stood out to me as exceptionally narrow minded one.
a ship traveling through water makes a arrow shaped wave pattern.

Why is it even highlighted on the wikipedia page
Anonymous No.213678505
>>213674313 (OP)
that female depiction is unrealistic and pornographic, recall that probe now!
Anonymous No.213678506
>>213678375
>His cronies
I'm not talking about the clowns, I'm talking about CIA and the ones shepherding the circus
Anonymous No.213678509 >>213678718
>>213678375
>His cronies aren't incompetent contrary to popular opinion
They are. He deliberately hired retarded yesmen from Fox because the actually competent people he got the last time told him no too much. Or maybe they aren't actually idiots but they don't have the spine to stand up to a senile retard, which I still wouldn't consider competent.
Anonymous No.213678518
>>213678488
They need help
Anonymous No.213678532
>>213678380
This seems like an engineering problem, not a physical problem
Anonymous No.213678533
>>213676730
>Even the best tv shows like X Files don't travel faster than light
Made me lol
Anonymous No.213678617
>>213674812
We live in the galaxy quest universe
Anonymous No.213678647
>>213674313 (OP)
Good. They haven’t seen Independence Day yet. They don’t know about our laptops
Anonymous No.213678697 >>213678912
>>213674313 (OP)
how are they receiving it, signal has short range
Anonymous No.213678718
>>213678509
You think they're interested in doing what's better for the country, even in their completely delusional views? They're there to get richer, that's all there is to it, it's worth it on networking alone, but they realize that if they totally fuck things up for everyone else, there probably will be some serious backlash. It's a balance between opportunity for exceptional self gain and doing retard-in-chief's wishes the best they can without gathering the torches and pitchforks.
Anonymous No.213678762
>>213675258
>alien-grooming is good mkay?!!!
kys
Anonymous No.213678845
>>213678087
You're goddamn right.
Anonymous No.213678912
>>213678697
>how are they receiving it, signal has short range
This. People are imagining a cartoon circle expanding outward from Earth, but in reality once the radio waves get too far outside our system, they blend in with all the other cosmic noises.
Anonymous No.213678922 >>213679909
>>213675258
They couldn’t imagine a female astronaut back then so they didn’t bother making detailed genitals. Also I don’t want aliens to know about human pussy.
Anonymous No.213678940
>>213675762
This is you btw
Anonymous No.213678971
>>213677871
AND I OOP! Sksksks
Anonymous No.213679061 >>213679282
>>213674444
>Me when I create my Spacebook account and give them all my information for free for nothing in return
Anonymous No.213679094
>>213675258

she was assumed to have pubic hair which was the style at the time.
Anonymous No.213679181
>>213674444
>le dark forest!!
kys
Anonymous No.213679282
>>213679061
Primitive planets wire me all their space dollars when I tell them I'm an intergalactic prince in need of a small investment to build a space elevator in their system.
Anonymous No.213679311
>>213677855
My name is Buck and I like to fuck.
Anonymous No.213679565 >>213679599
>>213674444
The odds of any intelligent civilization that might exist finding this are practically nonexistent. The project was far more symbolic and self-reflective than sincerely aimed at tipping off another civilization. It’s often been compared to a message in a bottle set adrift at sea, but it’s more like a single leaf set adrift on a planet entirely covered in water except for a small patch of land that may or may not be inhabited. Even that analogy isn’t right because the odds of that happening are astronomically higher than the plates and discs ever being found.
Which then begs the question of why we did it in the first place, right? I like to think it was less hubris and more a basic yearning to leave a near-permanent impression even if it was a small and inconsequential one. If our species goes extinct or our planet explodes, at least a little remnant of what we were, thought, loved, and did will be there.
Aliumn No.213679599 >>213679635
>>213679565
>The odds of any intelligent civilization that might exist finding this are practically nonexistent.
Bet you feel stupid now.
Anonymous No.213679635 >>213679721 >>213679754 >>213680328
>>213679599
Did I miss the memo are the Ayys landing as we speak
Aliumn No.213679721
>>213679635
Dumb bitch, we will kill you first.
Anonymous No.213679754
>>213679635
Avi Lobe keeps saying yes, so... no
Anonymous No.213679788
>>213674313 (OP)
I doubt it
Anonymous No.213679789
>>213674444
Anonymous No.213679856 >>213679947 >>213679954
So why haven’t we been able to watch old alien movies?
Anonymous No.213679909
>>213678922
We left pussy on the moon
Anonymous No.213679947
>>213679856
Because Aliens dont exist.
Life only exists on Earth.
Anonymous No.213679954 >>213680023
>>213679856
They reached us in the 1700s but we didn't have television receivers. By 1910, they had switched to digital cable so we don't get their signals anymore.
Anonymous No.213679956
>>213676730
Our signals are swamped by background noise beyond about 100LY.
Anonymous No.213680023 >>213680264 >>213680662
>>213679954
Lmao
Tangentially related my girlfriend bought a CRT recently because some guy was selling them for 5 bucks at a garage sale and I was disappointed to remember that broadcasts are digital only now so my antenna won’t work on it without one of those expensive converter boxes.
Anonymous No.213680158
>>213678177
Anonymous No.213680264 >>213682569
>>213680023
>those expensive converter boxes
They're like $10
Anonymous No.213680328
>>213679635
A gold plate with pictures of naked people on it just flew over my house. I’m scared bro.
Anonymous No.213680662
>>213680023
CRTs are basically so dudes can still play their Super Nintendos, etc. $5 is also a steal.
Anonymous No.213680910 >>213681608 >>213681673 >>213681688 >>213683895
Reminder that we are alone in the universe and that even if there were life on other planets, they would only be unicellular organisms or simply non-intelligent beings. The Earth existed without an intelligent organism for 4.54 billion years. The probability of two intelligent organisms sharing the universe in the same period is zero.
Anonymous No.213681608
>>213680910
>Sample size: 1
Anonymous No.213681673
>>213680910
It's a terrifying thought to consider and one that's kept me up at night since childhood. What if we are alone AND there is nothing supernatural at work? We're just a one-and-done fluke.

The only fate more horrifying for the universe would be if there was just a single intelligent organism.
Anonymous No.213681688 >>213683968
>>213680910
>Earth existed without an intelligent organism for 4.54 billion years
you wouldn't even know if there were civilizations 1 billion or 2 billion years ago, humans are not not necessarily the first self-aware intelligent species on earth
Anonymous No.213682569
>>213680264
That’s too much for me just for the gimmick of watching antenna on a shittier TV than the one I watch it on. My limit for most gags is $5
Anonymous No.213683442
>>213675258
Women don’t have genitals dumbass. No one wants to see a cartoons roast beast hanging down a foot. No aliens would visit us then.
Anonymous No.213683895 >>213684106
>>213680910
It's definitely not 0, the dice are rolled an incalculable amount of times
I will accept that the odds of two intelligent organisms sharing the same time period AND being within communication range is near zero, but even with this, again, the dice are constantly rolling, the time scales are unimaginable and the amount of of dice rolls incalculable
I doubt we're alone, we will never talk to other life though.
Anonymous No.213683935
>>213674313 (OP)
me on the left with my little weiner out
Anonymous No.213683968
>>213681688
It’s almost certain we’re the first to develop high technology. Any species prior to us that discovered radioactivity and made synthetic isotopes and/or did atmospheric testing of nukes would’ve left discernible traces
Anonymous No.213683996
>>213674444
Comic artist Jack Kirby was one of the artists approached, he wanted to show humans as superpowered beings so aliens would be wary of us.
Anonymous No.213684106 >>213684291
>>213683895
Probability is always confusing to people because they’re not aware of how complicated things can get when you take into account how many factors can influence each other, or how the very act of observing phenomena or placing importance on specific events impacts the calculation.
I can’t remember who it was at SETI who made the license plate analogy, but it goes something like this:
If you’re walking outside and see a parked car, the odds that you will see the very specific license plate (combination of state, design, and number) on that exact model of car at that exact time are incredibly low in a vacuum. But as a passive observer you’re not placing an extreme amount of importance on the astronomical odds of seeing that specific combination. It’s only when such a number has assigned significance (let’s say it happened to be the same numbers as your birthday, ON your birthday!) that you would begin to mull on how unlikely it all was.
Ultimately the fact that we are even here to go on morning walks, observe license plates, and talk about the nature of probability and extraterrestrial intelligence shows that the development of intelligent life DID happen. How unlikely that was really doesn’t matter given that we weren’t around to observe all the other permutations where it DIDN’T happen.
Anonymous No.213684291 >>213684345
>>213684106
All those other permutations where it didn’t occur do matter though if we’re talking about systems outside the one where it did occur. SETI btfo
Anonymous No.213684345 >>213684396
>>213684291
It’s more about what we mean in the context of trying to reflect on our own astronomical chances of existence rather than concurrent existence with other civilizations, because you have to address that before you go any further.
Anonymous No.213684384
>>213674313 (OP)
A few points...

1. If they're travelling in our direction, they would see our broadcasts in an accelerated timeline. Who knows, maybe they're not coming to invade, but are attempting to binge watch their favorites without having to wait for the next season to start.

2. I wonder if they'll like Star Wars

3. Will they be surprised that the average human isn't like Arnold or Stallone, and can't punch holes through aluminum walls with their bare hands?
Anonymous No.213684396 >>213684473
>>213684345
That’s not how probabilities work. Posit a system that has the same conditions as ours. It’s independent, ergo the probability of life arising there is independent of whatever happened on our particular system if everything is just a random walk
Anonymous No.213684451 >>213685279
>>213674313 (OP)
why the number 8 and how is that supposed to represent 1000
Anonymous No.213684466
wonder if there are weeb ayys or kpop ayy stans

just imagine ayys coming to visit and they tell orange and pooh to fuck off and demand to meet with chaewon
Anonymous No.213684473 >>213684533
>>213684396
I’m not saying the actual probability of the equation is impacted. What I am saying is that before you even get into the pure mathematics of the situation you have to define what is significant and what is not for the equation and solution to bear any relevance to the conversation. People who think of odds off the cuff rather than in a calculated manner interpret word problems related to this incorrectly in a million ways (I’m sure you’re familiar with the disease test problem that stumps med students all the time).
Anonymous No.213684533 >>213684576
>>213684473
I understand what you’re saying and I know the odds of us being here being able to shitpost together are beyond astronomically small all things considered. I’m also saying SETI is a giant wankathon because we can’t say anything at all with a sample size of one
Anonymous No.213684576 >>213684626
>>213684533
Definitely true. I’m not saying they’re correct about anything in particular, I just think there’s multiple ways to approach the question. I was more thinking in terms of the general navel gazing about the improbability of intelligent life in the simple context of our planet (this used to be a big sticking point when the intelligent design culture wars were hot).
Anonymous No.213684592
>>213674313 (OP)
watching Contact warms my heart thinking that uncle Adolf is the first human they're introduced to
Anonymous No.213684626
>>213684576
Anthropic principle seems to win every time. Space is big man. Pleasure shitposting with you anon
Anonymous No.213684997
Imagine going of course.
Anonymous No.213685279
>>213684451
I second this question.
On the wiki page they say a vertical bar is 1 and horizontal bar is 0, but this shit looks like butchered morse code.
Anonymous No.213685325
>>213674313 (OP)
Wasn't it revealed recently that that thing is full of globalist propaganda
Anonymous No.213685458
>ACK!
Anonymous No.213685694 >>213685725
>>213677252
>Every single species in the universe knows what an arrow is
Anonymous No.213685725
>>213685694
The spacefaring ones, yeah.
Anonymous No.213685990
interstellar fucking shits