Thread 213675621

He's still got it bros...

>>213675621 (OP)
none of those words rhyme with silver

>>213675652
two words rhyme if their final stressed vowel and all following sounds are identical

What's a pilf?

silver? I hardly know 'er

>>213675652
read it out loud, idiot

>>213675621 (OP)
>shield her
>he'll squirt
>Steven Spielberg
>Lil twerp
>She'll purr
>milk curd
w-what is he getting at...

none of that even makes sense

boomers have got to go

Don't know bout silver
But I stuck my sliver
in yo mama's shitter

>>213675621 (OP)
now do orange

>>213675621 (OP)
>Silver
>immediately says Pilfer which doesn't rhyme with Silver
>spends rest of his post rhyming with pilfer
Hack

>>213675621 (OP)
niggler

>>213675861
and it somehow works because it tricks your brain. that's why he's a genius

slant rhyme != rhyme

why are whyte rappers so goofy

>>213675990
There's something very wrong with a white man acting like a black man. Something went wrong with the wiring.

>>213675621 (OP)
>chatgpt, write some rapping lyrics that rhyme with the word silver

>>213675621 (OP)
the wort is silver not silber

>>213675964
um, its literally in the name

>>213675712
Potato I'd like fo F***.

>>213676079
Fuck.

>>213675824
he already did that in the early 2000s

>>213675621 (OP)
Based

>>213675621 (OP)
>brr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes

>>213675990
all rappers are goofy
acting hard while "spitting rhymes"?
REAL gangsters don't do that, faggots do that

>>213675928
no it doesnt, not for educated well spoken people
V isnt an F, only if you have an accent or talk in ebonics

just cause something can sound similar doesn't make it a rhyme
what are you, alotta fagina?

>no it doesnt, not for educated well spoken people
>V isnt an F, only if you have an accent or talk in ebonics

>>213675990
They aren't held back by the culture. So they are free to explore a wider range of whatever music they are into as an artist. Plus any non-tatted up white guy is a hair cut and suit away from some level of privilege.
That doesn't take much money to make happen. Where as an OG $$$$$$ guy like LL Cool J could move into some high end neighborhoods and it would still be errrrr why is a black man here?? So they never escape a certain pressure that drives their musical focus.

my granny rapes better than that

>>213676599
You can rhyme silver, but you need to do it on skill curve.

>>213676655
you dont now how to rhyme? you dont got the time or a spine, maybe you need to climb that pine

>>213676655
You're really going to defend eminem on that?

>>213676747
I don't got no dicks in my ass.
Cuz I got three dicks in my ass.
My shitter a two way pass.
My crust is more brittle than glass.

>>213676656
damn, LL Cool J still living it realz in the projects? NO, you fucking faggot
they ALL live with their fellow millionnaires

>>213676599
> Half rhyme or imperfect rhyme, sometimes called bastard rhyme, near-rhyme, lazy rhyme, or slant rhyme, is a type of rhyme formed by words with similar but not identical sounds. In most instances, the vowel segments are different and the consonants are identical or vice versa. Half rhyme is often used, along with assonance, in rap music. That can be used to avoid rhyming clichés (e.g., rhyming knowledge with college) or obvious rhymes and can give the writer greater freedom and flexibility in forming lines of verse. Additionally, some words have no perfect rhyme in English, necessitating the use of slant rhyme. The use of half rhyme may also enable the construction of longer multisyllabic rhymes than is otherwise possible.

>>213677098
Nigga quotin wikipedia.
Don't dis his favorite media.
My rhymes they don't be greedy yuh.
Call me Mr. Sneedey bruh.

Founder?

real eminem died some time ago, the freemason theater since has been pretty lame

quiver?

>silver
>rhyming with "feel worth"
The absolute fuck is he talking about

Gilf pur, hatchee matchee

>>213675964
There's a decent hip hop scene in Japan, I don't know why you have to put them down like that

>>213675621 (OP)
Sharon stone and Sylvester Stallone driving Alicia silver stone on the cellular telephone like the kid from home alone ET phone home oh no it’s Sonny bono (changing to softer voice) and to think I was just checking the mail (switching back to normal delivery) whoops I did it again - I voted trump out. Got bars ready - if he ever responds it will be behind bars. Shady wait a minute dawg I thought you said you wasn’t political. I ain’t but it’s mission critical - we done gone to far with this orange monster and I’m being literal. Coulda had a bad bitch like Kamala instead we got this 7 year itch. But bad news for you trump and I ain’t talking about Fox News (fuck you bill o Riley!) I’m talking about the truth - you got a screw loose and you just made a doo doo.

>>213678201
Bone bone bone ice cream cone I'm in my home with the AC on talking on the phone that I own never roam I'm known get gone or get down.

>>213675621 (OP)
>I liked your film sir!

>>213675621 (OP)
No, the claim was that no “word” rhymes with silver. “Pilfer” does not rhyme with silver and the rest are phrases consisting of multiple words

>>213678316
ya seethe

CHILVER is a ewe lamb.

>>213675824
orange door hinge, eating porridge out of a whores minge

>>213675621 (OP)
Gonna have to rewatch 8 Mile after this sht...

>>213675824
bornana

>>213675621 (OP)
>He'll squirt Steven Spielberg
What the FUCK did he mean by this?

>>213677888
why can't we have founder threads anymore?

Yo — I spit colder than winter, skin shimmer like silver,
Killer with the quill, got a will like a builder.
Mirror my mind, but it's tilted — filter’s a splinter,
Twist words in a whisper, deliver like a sinner.

I’m iller than most, ghost in the system,
Slick with the dose, no host could resist him.
No gold in my goals, I chose somethin' realer,
No glitter or glimmer — just metallic like silver.

So chill, bruh, I slice like katana blades,
Mind like a maze in a violent tidal wave.
Life tried to phase me, phase got reversed —
Now I’m cursin' in cursive, servin' up verse for the thirst.

(Chorus)
Ayo, they told me “silver don't shine like gold,”
But I mold every bar 'til it glows ice cold.
No glitter, just grit in my rhythm, I deliver —
This is stainless pain, not fame that I mirror.

(Verse 2)
Got a tongue like a trigger, spit sick with a sliver
Of silver, slice through the lies they deliver.
No filter, no filler, just venom and vigor,
With a glint in my grill like I'm born a born sinner.

I ain't the type to bling out for a post,
I'd rather bring out the ghost of the pain I composed.
I rose from the rust, now I’m polishin’ scars —
Spit bars so sharp they could tarnish the stars.

They say, “Nothing rhymes with silver” — bet.
Watch me rhyme it with rhythm, regret, and a cigarette.
Shimmy through syllables, cynical still —
Silver tongue serpent, surgical skill.

(Chorus)
Yeah, they said “silver ain't worth the fight,”
But I write with a mic like it's forged in spite.
No glitter, just grit in my rhythm, I deliver —
It's a blade in the dark, cold steel in the mirror.

>>213678636
They're needed more than ever

>>213675621 (OP)
No duh you can come up with rhymes for anything if it doesn’t have to be a perfect rhyme and you can use multiple words. That’s shit kids can even do. I like what Tom Lehrer did where he would end a line with the middle part of a word so it rhymed with the last line and then just finished the word in the next line. Always funny.
You may have thought it tragic
Not to mention other adjec
Tives to think of all the weeping they will do.

>>213676656
Found the wigger

balls in your court, DRUMPH

Now do beard

>>213676427
what have you done for me lately?

>>213675621 (OP)
Lil' Ver

>>213676079
kek

>>213675621 (OP)
MMLP is still a masterpiece but I think it's time to take him out back and put him down for his own sake.

>>213675621 (OP)
Now try "Zapatista".

>>213675621 (OP)
dont they teach this shit in the school?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assonance

>>213679740
Crap a pizza haha that's what I've been doing. I had pizza last night.

>>213676656
>Where as an OG $$$$$$ guy like LL Cool J could move into some high end neighborhoods and it would still be errrrr why is a black man here??
Why don't they create high end black cities and neighborhoods instead?

>>213675990
Because they refuse to say nigger