Thread 213676248

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Anonymous 8/14/2025, 7:43:42 PM No.213676248 >>213676673 >>213676697 >>213676726 >>213676771 >>213676869 >>213676891 >>213676902 >>213677075 >>213677166 >>213677199 >>213677255 >>213677927 >>213678760 >>213678790 >>213679779 >>213680086 >>213680458 >>213681152 >>213681177 >>213681327 >>213681654

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Realistically speaking, how do you beat Superman?

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 7:58:59 PM No.213676673

>>213676248 (OP)
Is he the new Riley Sterns?

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 7:59:47 PM No.213676697

>>213676248 (OP)
Flood his hometown with Africans.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 8:00:54 PM No.213676726

>>213676248 (OP)
someone draw the lines

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 8:02:43 PM No.213676771

>>213676248 (OP)
My 5 years old nephew asked that yesterday

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 8:03:57 PM No.213676804 >>213677114 >>213677199 >>213678812 >>213679622 >>213680586 >>213680804

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David Corenswet is relentlessly handsome.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 8:05:59 PM No.213676869 >>213678760 >>213678954

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>>213676248 (OP)
Haha!

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 8:07:14 PM No.213676891 >>213677147

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>>213676248 (OP)

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 8:07:34 PM No.213676902

>>213676248 (OP)
PUTA

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 8:14:52 PM No.213677075

>>213676248 (OP)
most iconic cuck image of the decade so far, definitely the only interesting thing to come out of this whole project. thanks gunn

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 8:16:25 PM No.213677114 >>213679296

>>213676804
Why did they make him look so shitty in the film?

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 8:17:57 PM No.213677147 >>213677908

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Anonymous 8/14/2025, 8:18:26 PM No.213677166

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>>213676248 (OP)
Thee Kryptonite

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 8:19:32 PM No.213677199 >>213677320

>>213676804
why's he dress like a dork? it's like he's trying to keep women off him >>213676248 (OP)

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 8:21:10 PM No.213677255 >>213679248

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>>213676248 (OP)
>Oi mummay may I have an extra pudding for dessert mummay

Why do they do this to themselves

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 8:24:19 PM No.213677320 >>213679648

>>213677199
he's married with a kid

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 8:46:56 PM No.213677908

>>213677147
Chad
Slut gravitates towards chad
Cuck husband gravitates towards chad

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 8:47:40 PM No.213677927 >>213679537 >>213681723

>>213676248 (OP)
How did this dork manage to bag such a baddie anyway

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 9:20:54 PM No.213678760

>>213676248 (OP)
>>213676869
holy KWABOTY

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 9:22:04 PM No.213678790

>>213676248 (OP)
By raping him
Those who read comics know what im talking about

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 9:23:02 PM No.213678812

>>213676804
What? He's got Down's Syndrome eyes.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 9:27:12 PM No.213678954

>>213676869
desperately grim

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 9:36:44 PM No.213679248 >>213679537

>>213677255
Who is this even?

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 9:38:11 PM No.213679296

>>213677114
Because he's a Jew.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 9:40:22 PM No.213679364

Impregnate Lois

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 9:41:54 PM No.213679421

Oh, so nobody's gonna laugh at my Hyman Roth post. Ok. I see how it is

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 9:45:23 PM No.213679537 >>213681125

>>213679248
her husband
>>213677927
jews tend to marry each other and her chin is fucked up

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 9:48:12 PM No.213679622

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>>213676804
>David Corenswet is relentlessly handsome

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 9:48:48 PM No.213679648

>>213677320
He doesn't have a kid. The marriage is through unless he really has no self-esteem or doesn't want to give up Rachel's pussy.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 9:52:56 PM No.213679779

>>213676248 (OP)
You can beat him temporarily by killing Lois but he’ll get over it

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 9:58:34 PM No.213679928 >>213679975

Pale women with black hair are my fetish. It explains my yellow fever

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 10:00:30 PM No.213679975 >>213680079

>>213679928
>It explains my yellow fever
So you're a faggot with low standards.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 10:04:10 PM No.213680079

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>>213679975
>say I like pale women with dark hair
>autistic Indian man complains that I have no standards despite mentioning there's an entire race of women that fit my taste

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 10:04:22 PM No.213680086

>>213676248 (OP)
You can’t.
It’s over.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 10:18:02 PM No.213680458

>>213676248 (OP)
>how do you beat Superman
Literally nukes, placed all over the planet. Give him designated areas he can be in, and if he leaves without permission, you set off a nuke on the other side of the planet, killing millions. Deprive him of sunlight until he’s as weak as a human, and then keep him that way.

If there was a “Superman” and it was like Man of Steel, that is precisely we would do. Oh and the moment kryptonite is discovered; kill him with it. He’s too much of a liability with all that power, and also, what happens if grows old and gets dementia or some other strange illness only his species can get? IRL, Superman would either have to stay hidden, be bad, or be killed. Simple as.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 10:23:27 PM No.213680586

>>213676804
how is he a jew?

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 10:32:57 PM No.213680804

>>213676804
he looks like brendan frasier

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 10:44:55 PM No.213681125

>>213679537
shes not jewish schizo

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 10:45:52 PM No.213681152

>>213676248 (OP)
Kryptonite dildo.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 10:46:52 PM No.213681177

>>213676248 (OP)
Train in the hyperbolic time chamber

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 10:52:49 PM No.213681327 >>213681985

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>>213676248 (OP)
He needs Earth's red sun or Kypnonite. So either kryptonite or fight him at nite

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 11:04:31 PM No.213681654

>>213676248 (OP)
>isn't allowed to have a harem in the movie cause 'muh superman wouldn't do that'
>builds his harem irl with his female costars who can't resist him
Rachel is the only the first

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 11:05:44 PM No.213681692

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Anonymous 8/14/2025, 11:06:30 PM No.213681723

>>213677927
He wasn't that bad looking before he started dressing like a redditor

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 11:07:06 PM No.213681735

Cavill will always be superior

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 11:14:29 PM No.213681985

>>213681327
we've seen her magnificent tiddies, now we must see her vagina