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Anonymous No.213677442 >>213677507 >>213678165 >>213678193 >>213678881 >>213678939 >>213679369 >>213679390 >>213680184 >>213680197 >>213681149 >>213681328 >>213682035 >>213682083 >>213683420 >>213683920 >>213683928 >>213684168 >>213684411 >>213684586 >>213684770 >>213685762 >>213688457 >>213689495
Is it a deserved flop?
Anonymous No.213677507
>>213677442 (OP)
>here's those characters you completely forgot about doing nothing
jee I wonder
Anonymous No.213677659 >>213677684 >>213678341 >>213680574 >>213682786 >>213683775 >>213684071 >>213684807
AT LEAST Brie has nice cans. Oppenheimer made me vomit
Anonymous No.213677684 >>213680392
>>213677659
Anyone can get bolt-ons.
Anonymous No.213678165 >>213678290 >>213678534 >>213681987
>>213677442 (OP)
>Ugly ESL bitch as your main lead
>Plank of wood Bucky
>Still shitting on Walker
>Even more unfunny jokes at the dad's expensive
>>>>>>>Ghost
>Lame Kingdom Hearts ripoff for your final act
>Same garbage MCU humour (especially in a story supposedly about depression)
It deserved to flop harder.
Calling these clowns the Walmart Avengers would be a disservice to Walmart.
Anonymous No.213678189 >>213678255 >>213678558 >>213685119
I thought white leads would make bank. What happened, based bros?
Anonymous No.213678193
>>213677442 (OP)
My dad and I saw it in the middle of the day on a random Wednesday, we both hated the movie but had a great time trashing it since we had the entire theater to ourselves.
Anonymous No.213678255
>>213678189
Where? I see a pig and a woman, but I repeat myself.
Anonymous No.213678290 >>213678378 >>213678483
>>213678165
>lame kingdom hearts rippoff for the final act

Wow, so your a cocksucker

Both kingdom hearts, and this ripoff

Was kino
Anonymous No.213678298 >>213678314 >>213682640
The Soviet cap is such an annoying character. Not one funny line comes out of his mouth in the whole movie, sentry should’ve torn his head off.
Anonymous No.213678314
>>213678298
Soviet Captain America is the only good character.
Anonymous No.213678341
>>213677659
>nice cans.
Kek
Anonymous No.213678378
>>213678290
Wow, I wonder why this capeshit flopped violently. We need to bring in the experts to crack this one.
Anonymous No.213678483
>>213678290
Kingdom Hearts is kino, yeah.
The ripoff isn't.
Anonymous No.213678534 >>213683862 >>213683965
Undeserved, Thunderbolts was actually good, I think it dealt with depression in a way that
>>213678165
>Same garbage MCU humour (especially in a story supposedly about depression)
That's not true, they let every serious moment breath and go without interruption.
Here is an example
>>>/wsg/5947943
Anonymous No.213678558 >>213678659
>>213678189
white MALE lead
Anonymous No.213678627 >>213684692
>It’s office: The New Avengers has disassembled
Anonymous No.213678659
>>213678558
Pugh was the lead
Anonymous No.213678773
The only character I didn't like was Ghost because she didn't get to do much as a character, it was a third wheel, she was more of a tool than a character.
Anonymous No.213678881
>>213677442 (OP)
1. Sentry needed to be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine
2. Whenever Sentry is not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, "Where's Sentry?"
Anonymous No.213678939
>>213677442 (OP)
Are we still in the stage of MCU denial where you mention that no one gives a fuck about these characters and someone chimes in saying "what about Guardians?!"
Anonymous No.213679141
People are tired of 7/10 women and forced diversity. They went along with it for the last ten years. Everyone but reddit leftists and blue haired eternal college lesbians have had enough. Hollywood however has decided to die on that hill. RIP in peace.
Anonymous No.213679369 >>213679556
>>213677442 (OP)
It was an actual step in the right direction: it had serious moments with no stupid fucking jokes, no niggers at all, the gender swapped character was killed off right away, there was no strong female grrlboss character, the lead woman failed, cried and needed her dad, honestly I don't get why people don't see that it was a major course correction.
Anonymous No.213679390 >>213679683 >>213680167 >>213680280 >>213684692
>>213677442 (OP)
>It's office: the New Avengers has disassembled
Does nobody proofread this AI slop?
Anonymous No.213679484
I enjoyed thunderbolts, haven't seen the marvels, not invested in how much money they made/lost because I'm not autistic as fuck.
Anonymous No.213679556 >>213680209
>>213679369
Shit the fuck up gaylord. No one wants your capeshit anymore. Doesn't matter how "anti-woke" it is, it's still gay as fuck.
Anonymous No.213679683
>>213679390
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Anonymous No.213680141 >>213681943 >>213682039 >>213683994
desu this thread actually made me want to go and watch thunderbolts. I haven't seen a capeshit movie since guardians of the galaxy 1 (I assume there's a 2,3,4, etc).
I'm not going to pay for it but I'll watch it. Maybe I'll check out superman and fantastic four while I'm wasting time anyway.
Anonymous No.213680167
>>213679390
I assumed it was gay journo slang for "it's offish", like "Jam Sesh" and all the other bullshit zoomers like to end with "sh".
Anonymous No.213680184
>>213677442 (OP)
Total pugh death
Anonymous No.213680197
>>213677442 (OP)
woman "heroes" are cringe
Anonymous No.213680209 >>213683889
>>213679556
Don't you have Critical Drinker videos to watch?
Anonymous No.213680280
>>213679390
also you know what's sad is that AI would literally write the article better.
Anonymous No.213680392 >>213680440
>>213677684
they aren't fake you virgin retard
Anonymous No.213680440 >>213680983
>>213680392
We have all seen the leaks. Yes they are and im fine with it. Very tasteful
Anonymous No.213680502
>they aren't fake you virgin retard
Anonymous No.213680574 >>213681464
>>213677659
What a fucking faggot you are.
Anonymous No.213680983
>>213680440
Leaks?
Anonymous No.213681149 >>213682079
>>213677442 (OP)
I didn't hate it but the cast of characters was super unappealing other than Bob. What annoyed me is that the Sentry storyline had an insanely stacked team with an iron man, venom, Ares the motherfucking god of war and male captain marvel. These are avengers and you have 3 slightly above average people, 1 average person and 1 person with a phasing ability that isn't great at combat. Where the fuck are the flyers, the laserbeams, the fucking hulk, how are these clowns ever going to be doing anything other than fighting normal people?
Anonymous No.213681328 >>213685198
>>213677442 (OP)
Don't worry, Supergirl will make a billion easily.
Anonymous No.213681464
>>213680574
he is a homosexual
Anonymous No.213681943
>>213680141
Thunderbolts is the only one I would recommend since Galaxy 3 and before then I can only think of Endgame if you care about the Thanos setup.
Anonymous No.213681987
>>213678165
>Ugly ESL bitch as your main lead
she's english, retard
Anonymous No.213682035
>>213677442 (OP)
Disney should have released a few short 5 minute clips of who each hero was and what they've done in the MCU so far, with watch recommendations if you want to actually catch up with the characters. unloading a bunch of the b-list without explaining who they are was a disaster.
Anonymous No.213682039
>>213680141
Guardians 3 was the last capeshit movie I enjoyed. You can skip 2.
Anonymous No.213682079 >>213682145
>>213681149
i have a feeling sentry is going to play a larger role in the mcu going forward than any of the other thunderbolts. this was a sentry introduction movie.
Anonymous No.213682083
>>213677442 (OP)
Good. So can the capeshit trend finally die?
Anonymous No.213682145
>>213682079
Not after flopping he won't. Not to mention he's white and a man.
Anonymous No.213682640
Eh, I liked it, was different enough and the snarky humor stuff was more reserved than usual. Ended up seeing it twice.

Would have been better if the budget wasn't so crazy high though given the cast is mostly TV whos and the budget should have reflected that.

>>213678298
Silly Russian accent man is the best one though.
Anonymous No.213682786
>>213677659
doesn't matter if they're not for menz
Anonymous No.213683420 >>213683599
>>213677442 (OP)
All men are pathetic, all women are competent, stunning and brave girlbosses. Why did the movie flop at the box office?
It did solve the MCU’s woman problem.
Anonymous No.213683481
>no Zemo. Moonstone or Songbird
>Called Thunderbolts
Fuck this gay earth. We could have had actual Thunderbolts kino if Fiege wasn't retarded
Anonymous No.213683599 >>213683682
>>213683420
Is the picture wrong?
Seems factually correct.
And you seem to sperg out and add incelish stuff you imagine women want,
because pathethic male writers try to fix the issues outlined in the article but they are bad at their job...
Anonymous No.213683680
Just finished Depression Avengers and it was pretty okay actually. But where the fuck was Dr.Strange? He's still a thing right?
Anonymous No.213683682 >>213683761
>>213683599
The Marvels, Thunderbolts, Cap 4 and Fantastic Four flopped at the box office, looney troon.
Anonymous No.213683761
>>213683682
... and?
Anonymous No.213683775 >>213683797
>>213677659
I honestly think Pugh is very cute. But i do have a bad self esteem.
Anonymous No.213683797 >>213684432
>>213683775
she is super cute
Anonymous No.213683862 >>213683896
>>213678534
>Thunderbolts was actually good
It was terrible paint by numbers garbage
Anonymous No.213683889
>>213680209
You framed this like an insult. Is this supposed to be an insult?
Anonymous No.213683890
I want more box office flops like the Marvels, Thunderbolts and Fantastic Four where all women are competent, stunning and brave girlbosses, looney troon.
Anonymous No.213683896 >>213684021 >>213684228 >>213684392 >>213684567
>>213683862
No it wasnt, what are you talking about?
Your complain is actually generic NPC
and it had a chance to fit, for something like Fantastic 4 for example
but thunderbolts was actually pretty original in many ways
Anonymous No.213683920 >>213684074 >>213685271
>>213677442 (OP)
Is it really difficult to find attractive people that can act nowadays?
Anonymous No.213683928
>>213677442 (OP)
>Is it a deserved flop?
Yes it was absolute trash and their dumbass "absolute cinema" marketing campaign was fucking atrocious.
>p-please see our capeshit film... it's a real film that we put effort into... it's not a low-effort theme park ride like Scorsese says, honest, see look we hired a24 people to help make it... you like a24 r-right?
Anonymous No.213683936
brie > pugh
Anonymous No.213683965
>>213678534
Jesus christ that webm looks trash. Did they forget to color grade the footage?
Anonymous No.213683994
>>213680141
You won't be impressed but hey, it's your time
Anonymous No.213684021 >>213684130
>>213683896
>she cries in one scene so it's le good
Jesus christ you have such a pathetically low bar
Anonymous No.213684071
>>213677659
I wish 50's sexual slang made a come back.
Anonymous No.213684074 >>213684290
>>213683920
Hiring attractive young actresses who can act is "Nazi propaganda" for leftards.
Anonymous No.213684130 >>213685736
>>213684021
its different and the villain story.. like come on..
get brain before trying to criticize something with some vague arguments
or dont be butthurt if your shit gest called out for being retarded, retard
Anonymous No.213684168
>>213677442 (OP)

All capeshit from the 2010 onwards deserves to flop anon.
Anonymous No.213684194
Where is that aspie fuck who would keep posting chibi temu widow and bob together? Idiot.
Anonymous No.213684228 >>213684290
>>213683896
>thunderbolts was actually pretty original
"Heroes" defeated a "villain" with hugs and the power of friendship. Bugger off to reddit, faggot.
Anonymous No.213684243
No. Outside of the cringe post credits scene and some if the dialogue (DUDE AVENGERS LMAO) It was good
Anonymous No.213684273
This hurts, I unironically liked it
Anonymous No.213684290
>>213684074
you have a blond green eye smol cutie who can act right there
and she is weak and vulnerable and cries a lot
like what do you want?

>>213684228
you can complain its not good if you want
but you are a retard if you try to claim its not original
Anonymous No.213684326
See the silver lining though, if kevin fegie was somehow brechtian he would make the thunderbolts joke about how loser they are to the point their movie bombed
Anonymous No.213684392 >>213684648
>>213683896
Scrappy cast of undeserving castoffs? Check
Forced to work together even though they don't like it against a greater threat? Check
Bond through shared trauma as they slowly come to realize they have more in common with each other than they thought? Check

It isn't a terrible formula but it is far from original. The main problem isn't even the formula it's that all the actors were fucking sleep walking through it. Not a single good performance except maybe Bob and only then mostly because he didn't have much to do. Everyone else fucking sucked, community theater level sucked.

Julia Louis Dryfeuss is not a good dramatic actor at all, they need to stop pushing her as anything but a comedic heavyweight because she simply cannot deliver, not to mention she is doubly unfit for any sort of role requiring menace, villainy, or evil. She was a horrible antagonist. Incompetent Villains, paper thin characters ("In Soviet Russia" turned into a character isn't just unengaging on an emotional level, it stops being funny because you have to sit for 2 hours with it being repeated ad nauseum), shitty dialogue, terrible pacing (Saved Bob/Sentry for Act 3, condense the dream sequence heavily, cut everything but the bare bones of the impeachment plot for context, pick a member of the team and cut them all together.

Overall just a shoddy, poorly written mess without a soul.
Anonymous No.213684411
>>213677442 (OP)
the entire movie felt fake, like it was an SNL skit or something. that one fag's fake russian accent was turrible. The best part of the movie was my retarded friends making Seinfeld jokes whenever Elaine was on screen.
Anonymous No.213684432
>>213683797
because she has a face like a baby
Anonymous No.213684567
>>213683896
I liked the first part, them working together was enjoyable. Then it just got more boring and more boring. Honestly it wasn't terrible, but it was still capeshit. And Pugh is a cutie pie.
Anonymous No.213684582
Pugh can be rough to look at if she's even 5lbs overweight, but her personality is really good, desu.
Anonymous No.213684586 >>213684692
>>213677442 (OP)
>its office
taking bets: ESL jeet or ai slop article
Anonymous No.213684648 >>213684831
>>213684392
>The main problem isn't even the formula it's that all the actors were fucking sleep walking through it.
Pugh the pig was good as she usually is, no matter what incels say
Walker was good, Bob was good...
Dryfus was shit tier, unlikable, no redeeming qualities, despite try for some sympathy true
The rest did not get that much lines or space but it was not bad, normal

>It isn't a terrible formula but it is far from original.
every single movie ever made can be summed up as following some formula and pretend its all been done before many times
but anyone with brains should see that complains on thunderbolts being too generic is just empty retard drivel
not when the protagonist is crying her eyes out while defeating bypolar superman with the power of hugs... like come on

>Overall just a shoddy, poorly written mess without a soul.
meh opinion, but I am not in to pushing the goalpost forever..
the point was its not generic
Anonymous No.213684692 >>213684796
>>213678627
>>213679390
>>213684586
>office box
>rrreeee it says just office
weird
Anonymous No.213684770
>>213677442 (OP)
Maybe they should try to replace more appealing characters with "flawed" nu slop randoms, maybe it will work out this time or this time or this time...
Anonymous No.213684796
>>213684692
based retard
Anonymous No.213684807
>>213677659
They do be nice
Anonymous No.213684831 >>213685248
>>213684648
>Pugh the pig was good as she usually is, no matter what incels say
>Walker was good, Bob was good...
She was bored and disinterested. Yes I understand that's the intended arc but she needed to show sparks of something trying to get out underneath al;l that disinterest, which she didn't. Maybe she's good in other things, she was bad in this.

Walker was terrible, after hearing about his character I wondered why, when the character sounded so interesting, Marvel didn't do more with him. The answer seems to be that his actor fucking sucks. No Charisma, no pathos, no sense of humor, just an obnoxious voice and botched line deliveries.

>every single movie ever made can be summed up as following some formula and pretend its all been done before many times

What a fucking copout, the psychology thing is hardly new, not even in superhero shit. You ever see Legion? That was original, this isn't.

>meh opinion, but I am not in to pushing the goalpost forever..
the point was its not generic

You have an extraordinarily low bar for what entertains you. Fortunately the rest of the world seems to have given this turd the reception it deserves.
Anonymous No.213685068
>have to suffer 2 fake russian/slavic accents with first Scarlett then later Eliz Olsen

>this movie had 2 more fake russian accents
maybe hire someone who can actually SPEAK a slavic language as a secondary language

also no i will never give my money to Disney who is anti-male and anti-white for the last decade just because they finally decided to cast some literal who white people in this not!Avengers movie that was poor framed, shot and graded

go fuck yourself politk forum sliders
Anonymous No.213685119
>>213678189
>I thought white leads would make bank. What happened, based bros?
In the first 2-minutes of the movie 5'2" Florence knocks out like seven 6'2" security guards effortlessly.
Anonymous No.213685198
>>213681328
>Don't worry, Supergirl will make a billion easily.
But Superman is struggling to even reach $600 million.
Anonymous No.213685248 >>213685485
>>213684831
>she was bad because her depressed character had no spark and seemed disinterested as she was crying her eyes out
>he was bad because in his 30 lines he should have pathos and more jokes
nah, they were both good
she is probably the best actress of the current time, lost cuteness from black widow, but not acting chops.
And I am not even simping here, I dont really find her sexy, but she is level above anything we generally get in MCU
you like for real should kill yourself if you dont see it but you feel strongly that your opinion on acting abilities is of value

>stuff similar to this was done elsewhere in some comic or some show
but it was not common thing in the ~60 MCU and DC movies we got so far
hence not fucking generic hence you are just trying hard but ultimately fail because you are factually wrong
Anonymous No.213685271
>>213683920
>Is it really difficult to find attractive people that can act nowadays?
I guess they think why bother being an actor if you can make money via Instagram/Patreon/Onlyfans from the comfort of their own home, etc. You'd have to put up with a lot of shit trying to get your big break in Hollywood, even now.
Anonymous No.213685485 >>213685701
>>213685248
>she is probably the best actress of the current time
This right here means you are absolutely a simp.

>but it was not common thing in the ~60 MCU and DC movies we got so far
hence not fucking generic hence you are just trying hard but ultimately fail because you are factually wrong

Do you think Thor 2: The Dark World was original?
Anonymous No.213685701 >>213686973
>>213685485
>This right here means you are absolutely a simp.
simp is I think that I should jerk off to her or desire her above others
I dont, and there are easily so many sexier actresses out there

but you are free to name your picks for the best actress currently out there

>Do you think Thor 2: The Dark World was original?
I dont remember it much, so probably not
I think it had some good loki + thor scenes
why you asking, cuz I picked random pic from the marvel folder?
Anonymous No.213685736
>>213684130
You see, this looks bad
I can see tthe emotion on her face
But I can't unsee the katana on her back, the ninja costume, and she standing on a random street with random people and cars in the background
This is the biggest waste of an emotional scene ever
Anonymous No.213685762 >>213685771
>>213677442 (OP)
Every new movie deserves to flop
They're all so awful
Anonymous No.213685771
>>213685762
kys boomer
Anonymous No.213685815 >>213685871 >>213687838
I genuinely love Thunderbolts and it saddens me it was failed. I don't care about box office outside of getting more of what I like, but I guess that's what happens when Marvel pumps out nothing but garbage for years.
Sometimes, when I'm really down on life, I remind myself that the Thunderbolts never gave up on Bob, and I know they wouldn't give up on me, either.
Anonymous No.213685871 >>213685920
>>213685815
imagine being this retard that any random latest disney slop is his new lifesaver
how pathetic
Anonymous No.213685920
>>213685871
It's one of many I have used over the years from various books, games, movies. I use groups that have a strong bond and would do anything to protect one another (Blue Team, Squad 312, the Jedi).
Anonymous No.213686973 >>213687677
>>213685701
>simp is I think that I should jerk off to her or desire her above others
>I dont, and there are easily so many sexier actresses out there
>but you are free to name your picks for the best actress currently out there
I'm implying your personal attraction to Pugh resulted in you calling her the best actress living, which is only something someone utterly infatuated or a "simp" would say.

As for your list

Meryl Streep
Charlize Theron
Amy Adams
Rachel McAdams
Cate Blanchett
Tilda Swinton
Emily Blunt

off the top of my head all of those are better actresses than Pugh.

>Do you think Thor 2: The Dark World was original?

I was asking facetiously because you seem stupid enough to have called that movie "original" when it came out because they hid the mcguffin...get this dude...they had that shit INSIDE the main character. INSIDE!!

Now if you can't tell why I'm making fun of you then that's about all I can take.
Anonymous No.213687677
>>213686973
>I'm implying your personal attraction to Pugh resulted in you calling her the best actress living, which is only something someone utterly infatuated or a "simp" would say.
err, I understood that and that is why I explained that theres like hundreds famous names I would pick that I want to fuck and am more attracted than her
I guess because you got nothing to answer to that, that you had to just refuse believing that such thing is possible... when you then name actresses that you are likely not attracted to that you find are great

>As for your list
sorry boomer I repeatedly used the word "currently"
what you picked are old hags has beens

and your first pick to name meryl streep is like NPC bot answer
when a movie or a show need a line where they name suppose great actress to talk about quality of acting, their go-to is meryl streep, like breaking bad did it when they were about to kill lydia and jesse believed her..
you are likely braindead and just got fed that opinion from all those uses

So try again - current actress as in had consistently good performance in the last 5 years in movies, or really impressed in some great one role
Anonymous No.213687838
>>213685815
Same. I'm super autistic about this movie and will just put it on for background noise sometimes. Hope they don't kill them in Doomsday. I love these guys so much
Anonymous No.213688457 >>213689106
>>213677442 (OP)
Is David Harbour box office poison?
Anonymous No.213689106
>>213688457
Forgot this even came out. I'm convinced no one on earth saw it.
Anonymous No.213689495
>>213677442 (OP)
Damn her tits look nice there tho