Thread 213677567

Nibs edition

previous >>213674643

The biggest problem with the show IMO is that it wants to have the campy B movie vibe of Resurrection while also retaining the attempts at grandeur from the prequels which results in it feeling tonally inconsistent and jarring. Actually Covenant had a very similar problem. I kind of feel like you just need to settle on one tone and commit to it.

>>213677567 (OP)
1st for we Blade Runner now

3rd for jeri

>>213677596
they carr him brade runner

You think the fifth alien species is an engineer? lol

Why do threads cap at 300 posts here? Gay

>>213677593
>the campy B movie vibe of Resurrection
Why the fuck would anyone want more of that?

What if we took David, and made him a 40-year old dyke who acts like a child?

hope she shows her cork nipples

can someone make a webm of the xeno lurking at the shoulder of the black dude just after it wiped out the soldiers please?

>>213677593
We'll have to see the entire season and where the setup is leading to to make a proper judgment on the show's tone and structure.

>>213677596
the fuck, is this real chat?

>MA rating
>still no exposed areolas

>>213677678
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2 episodes in. when does the acting start?

>>213677701
>>213677678
It's only stupid out of context but works beautifully within context.

>>213677629
adoable and perfect
I will watch (and enjoy) every episode for her

>>213677710
when I visit your mom tonight and she acts like she doesn't take it in the bum

>>213677701
What 100+ year old kinos will anons be shitposting about on future /tv/?

SHARE YOUR ALIEN, PREDATOR, TERMINATOR & ROBOCOP WISHLIST!

> The Netflix AVP anime is released.

> Killer of Killers sequels continuing the anthology format.
> The deleted scene of Dutch/Harrigan is confirmed non-canon and done nothing with.

> If a direct Prey sequel happens Amber Midthunder gets naked in it.

> The Badlands future does not become a reoccurring setting.
> The BS with them using Rebel Moon swords instead of wrist blades also does not become a normal thing.

>>213677729
I'm sure her performance will be better than all the Alien Earth actors acting efforts combined.

>>213677738
Why didn't Hicks think of cooming on the xenos?

>>213677738
Wait this is real? Xenomorphs weigh 5 pounds now?

>>213677758
kek

What if the Xeno was born from the cat?
I know we're shown a dead guy with his chest bursted open but the design and behaviour of the xeno is super similar to the Runner Xeno from Alien 3. The cat's corpse is also shown to be split in half so maybe it "gave birth" to the xeno before it's corpse got taken over by the Eye parasite?

THE XENO HAS ESCAPED. RECRUIT A TEAM OF TEENAGERS WITH ATTITUDE

>>213677778
he is enhanced, watch the fucking show before commenting

>>213677567 (OP)
if Nibs dies, i drop it

You fucking gutless sad fucks will swallow any slop they force down your gullets huh? How do you explain making a general for such souless woke trash? Have you no dignity at all?

>>213677778
He's a cybernigger

>>213677791
>no white - the show

>>213677820
your chudtears only heighten my enjoyment of this kino

>>213677820
You're gonna be so irate when /hpg/ shows up next year lel

>>213677567 (OP)
Do I need to watch everything else to start this?

>>213677833
your incel tears are delicious

>>213677663
Because Resurrection is kino for connoisseurs and the natural best direction of the Alien franchise after its fall from grace.

The xenomorph should only be on screen for 5 seconds an episode

>>213677567 (OP)
Ok so eyeball guy and mega ticks came from same planet as alien.
Does that mean they'll have a lifecycle too?

xenomorph should talk

>>213677885
That means more screentime for the boring characters. No thank you.

>>213677861
No but you should watch everything else period!

>>213677567 (OP)
why did the cat have to die :(

>>213677897
who said that? could be from 5 different planets

xenomorph should dance

>>213677752

> Someone like Madhouse does a a hyper faithful anime series adaptation of the original AVP comics/novels & Machiko Noguchi storyline.
> Ideally with a very 90s sexualized anime artstyle or something like the Bayonetta/X-Men anime look.

>>213677738
uhh... thats not how lel-kek ksg works

>>213677940
Paid for Jonesy's sins.

>>213677593
I'm not getting the campiness at all. In fact, I'd say the show is too serious and up it's own ass with "philosophical" discussions

>>213677752
>>213677962

> THE GODZILLA MINUS ONE DIRECTOR DOES A PREDATOR/PREY MOVIE SET IN THE SAMURAI ERA OR THE RUSSO-JAPANESE WAR.

>>213677939
xenomorph hands are unnerving

>>213678000
>Guard the omelette

>>213677861
Most just Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Aliens: Resurrection, AvP, AvP:R, Prometheus, Alien Covenant, Peter Pan, Predator, Predator 2, Predators, Prey, Ice Age, Ice Age 2, Ice Age: The Meltdown, Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas: Alien: Romulus, Ice Age: Dawn of The Dinosaurs, The Predator, Ice Age: Collision Course

>>213677670
anyone???!!

>>213677861
It's technically a prequel to the '79 Alien, but the original films are pretty light on lore and stuff anyway excluding the extended universe shit so if you pay attention you should be able to follow the show even without prior knowledge. Also helps that the franchise is so influential you would've come across similar concepts and ideas before.

>>213677820
Shouldn’t you be at work, tradcuck?

>>213677867
Genuinely kill yourself.

If I have to see the alien getting five inches in front of a major character's face and snarling rather than just ripping them apart like they do literally everyone else I'm gonna have a fucking meltdown I swear to god. It only worked in Alien 3 because she was pregnant with an alien. So enough of this shit

>>213678053
Where does do I play Metal Gear Solid in this list?

>>213677937
This

why would they put her in the body of a 29 year old if she is suppose to be a bad ass marine type boss? i think its because 29 year old females are more in tune with their own bodies and know how to fuuuuuuckkkkk

>>213678045
that's quirk-chungus cringe, not camp

>>213677943
I could have sworn at the start it said the ship was coming back from planet.
Who the hell goes on a one of a kind mission to find new species then just goes to another world instead of straight home?
Life is mad rare its not like you have 5 planets habitable in the same system and the time between stars is prohibitive enough to require cryo

>>213678053
Don't forget Blade Runner, BR2049, and 1977 World Series

The xenomorph is a family man trying to escape from earth

>>213677939
kino, will read it tonight

>>213677820
Nobody actually likes this. We're just being brigaded by shills.

>>213678086
the chances of finding such invasive specie sin one place are even slimmer

>>213678027
>RUSSO-JAPANESE WAR
Time for my favorite /k/ green text I hope

>>213678045
I didn't even hear that because the audio mixing is so shit and everyone mumbles their lines

>turn on subtitles
No

>>213677743
*Sigh*
Somehow Rise of Skywalker is still memed.

>>213677701
wtf anya taylor joy cameo?

>>213678045
They're children

>>213677629
This is Hawley's trademark.

>>213677818
Dies how?

>>213678116
If you go to an alien planet you have a bunch of species (and yiu would be the invasive species, not being from there)

>>213678101
>"Predators could be here", he chirped, as the acidic blood circulated through his powerful thick veins

>>213677614
What a chad.

>>213678149
what an ugly sweater

>>213678061
Why on Alien Earth would anyone watch this who hasn't decided to watch Alien by now???

>>213678136
>Wendy and the robo-indian walk into a room covered in blood with pieces of soldier stuck to the walls
>Woah...there is a bear
Is this how children react when confronted with scenes of violent deaths

>>213678162
ok faggot, the chance of finding such aggressive organisms/parasites then

Why did it spare the cybernigga?

>>213678155
good question, i guess that if they completely destroy their heads they can die?

>>213678197
Black solidarity

>>213678081
>she is suppose to be a bad ass marine type boss
The what?

>>213677907
It will, watch the new trailer.

>>213678197
plot armor

>>213677863
>sperm is only 13% of ejaculate by volume but contributes over 50% of the bitterness
why do you know this?

>>213678197
it senses motion and a bunch of prodigy security showed up right as it finished off the first batch

>>213678197
plot armour

>>213678197
1. He says they can sense fear - he wasn't afraid (contrary to visual signs of sweating and trembling)

2. The mechanical parts in his body confused it. We have seen xenos ignoring robots.

3. He black

>>213678197
He was either facehugged offscreen or bad writing.

>>213678197
Chemical regulators built to stifle fear.

>>213678197
His life matters

>>213677791
the xmen...

>>213678190
Beats me, just answering the anon's question.
Young zoomers who never watched the OG but wanted to jump on the train since it got some decent reviews I guess.

>>213678256
>facehugged offscreen

Oh this is good >>213678250

4. He was facehugged offscreen :^)

>>213677567 (OP)
>this FUCKER is canon to the alien universe
So covenant is arguably not, but fucking SID TRHE SLOTH IS?!

Aliens already came to Earth.

>>213678284
>So covenant is arguably not

Yes it is

>>213678190
Clearly the people who wrote this didn't watch the original.

>>213677940
you know why
(they hate you)

>>213678076
Bad news, this already happens in the second episode.

>>213678163
https://x.com/Babygravy9/status/1955623101578010995

>>213678191
Children who can (probably) take a bear in a fight? Who knows?

>>213677785
>the design and behaviour of the xeno is super similar to the Runner Xeno from Alien 3
I picked up on this too, in some scenes it moves like Big Chap, in other scenes it reminded me of Runner

>they start opening the yet unseen alien's chamber
>mist dissipates
>it's Sid from Ice Age
Now would that be pure unfiltered KINO or what

>>213678197
Plot armor. Same reason it spared the Black Mirror pedo

>>213678284
>covenant is arguably not
Why do you think the xenomorph is trying to communicate with Wendy? Its creator is interested.

>>213678302
>A Xenomorph?
>Yes, Col Hicks. A xenomorph. The same alien species that invaded Earth 59 years and were stopped by the superhero AI assassin squad.

>>213678211
Even then there's presumably a backup mind somewhere.

>>213678192
not him but earth is full of those. just not really harmful for humans directly but for the ecosystems.
not far fetched that they'd find 5 or so from some planet. i don't think it's from one planet, they probably cruised around for long time searching for specific things but who knows.

>>213678386
Grunts aren't paid to be informed on company trade secrets

>final chamber opens
>5th alien is pic related

your reaction?

>>213678431
>punches your ugly face
>"Welcome to erf"

>>213678386
Obviously this is all getting covered up by the megacorporation(s).

>>213678431
At this point why not? Better than another Yautja.

>>213678343
I know. Like three different times. Pissed me off

>>213678431
I'd kek

>>213676662
A LOT better than I was expecting.
I thought it would be a shitty monster show with bad vfx, forced romances and monologues about hope. Instead it feels (so far) like a really long classic Alien film. They've nailed the tone/atmosphere really well surprisingly.

Guys, what is the name of the comic with talking Xeno? Thank you

>>213677678
>>213677701
I think it adds a nice cheesiness to the show. Same as their fashion, the dissolves and their acting. It feels more authentic and less like it's trying too hard to be cool

>>213678366
Yep, and yet no one seems to be bringing this up at all. If this Xeno was indeed born from the cat then it means there are 2 Xenos on the loose.

>>213678431
Oh wow that design is better than I thought.

>>213678466
My money's on nuke or something wiping any trace and hopefully all of Austrailia

>>213678466
I'm so sick of handwaves like this. How the fuck are there so many people who don't understand cause and effect?

>>213678576
they are dope, sadly we don't see them properly in the movies

>>213678070
kek

>>213678250
>The mechanical parts in his body confused it. We have seen xenos ignoring robots.
I assumed this. Not so much confused as made him a lesser priority.
I'm actually more surprised by how many people the xeno has killed since I thought the point was to try and gather as many people to implant eggs inside as it could.

>>213678197
Why did it want to eat the cybernigga?

>>213678386
by the xmen...

>>213678683
My boy xeno finna buckbreak

Imagine waking up to her riding you to an aggressive creampie without so much as a twitch on her expressionless doe eyed visage before she mechanically dismounts and walks out of the room

>>213678683
Why is this nigga such a loyal company man

what will happen to Wendy's actress with the whole Variety fiasco or is she protected by nepotism?

>>213678661
>I'm actually more surprised by how many people the xeno has killed since I thought the point was to try and gather as many people to implant eggs inside as it could.

Was thinking about it as well. It might be cleaning house to prepare a safe space of sorts. It might be aggravated by what happened on the ship. Plus, in the lore drones are more aggressive when there's no Queen to control them.

>>213678713
I can't imagine it cuz she's not really attractive, sorry. I can't get it up for normie/ugly women.

>>213678741
Or the writers are fucking stupid and you're putting more thought into it than they did.

>>213678736
How much pull does Kyle really have outside state of Texas?

>>213678713
she has this very visceral sex appeal. anyone know what i'm talking about?

>>213678386
Xenomorph means alien lifeform.

>>213678714
he is a trained operator and/or he owes millions to the company for his arm (maybe other enhancements as well)

>>213678714
His bonus situation is solid.

>>213678771
Many such cases. Sad.

>>213678714
He is solid.

>>213678793
>>213678714

He's literally a company android that has 100% loyalty to the company. How are you retards not getting that?

I want all episodes NOW. On the toher hand we wouldn't have these threads if it dropped all at once.

>>213677863
YOU TELL 'EM SISTER

>>213678836
he is a cyborg no?
he's human with a cyborg arm

>>213678836
He's cyborg which are cybergentically enhanced humans

>>213678836
He is human you fucking retard. Cyborg means human with mechanical parts (his arm). He is not Synthetic.

>>213678836
Chile, not you calling others retards while thinking he's an android. He's a cyborg.

IT'S XENOMORBIN' TIME

>>213678591
But so far the xeno is stuck in one building. It's easy to cover up.

>>213678836
I thought he was a cyborg

Its good to see them finally using Giger's more obscure works.

The bit about the megcorps literally ruling earth is fucking stupid, and the dialogue explaining it is even more stupid with how blunt it is. At no point in the original series did the big corporations like WY actually explicitly rule over territory as governing bodies. They exerted power through manipulation of existing governments as corporations do in real life.

>Dives into crowds of people like its all a big joke
>Sees 2 people
>Lemme pretend to be statue because...um...

>>213678836
He is a cyborg. Its commentary on how corporate bootlickers are indistinguishable from robots.

>>213678900
That would be fine, but the trailer show Boy Idiot will take them to his research centre and experiment. This will be harder to cover up. My theory is Weyland-Yutani blowing the entire island from orbit to delete everything.

Redditors are freaking out cause hr giger isn't credited at all in the show

>>213678950
Fuck Reddit and all who sail in it.

>>213678950
Even redditors have to be based sometimes.

>final chamber opens and reveals the 5th alien
>ACK!

>>213678930
Correct. The text doesn't preclude that or break it. Corp are influencing the actual governments.

>>213678935
>why would this organism that learns and adapts want to observe the behavior of his victims/enemies

>>213678930
Romulus already leant this way with people on 'contracts' being literal slave labour.

>>213678779
>>213678713
>>213678767
she looks like an arthoe, but she'd still get it

>>213678930
I mean, it kinda makes sense.
most of America is supported by corporations

>>213677629
>>213677678
>>213678513
What would you do if this girl was suddenly so interested and cutesy with you but turns out it has the mind of your dead 12 year old sister

218 TRILLION before the merger with Yutani.

>>213678889
>>213678892
>>213678893
>>213678894
>>213678908
>>213678943

Haha you guys I was only pretending to be retarded :)

>>213678836
It would make sense if he was actually a synth but the problem is, they showed him sweating and probably some other shit that would rule out him being a synth. So he probably really is just a Cyborg.

>>213679095
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting anon-kohai.

>Off-world colonies worked by replicants
>AE described many parts of the solar system controlled by companies.
was Blade Runner basically the start of the corpo overlords?
and we're Weyland/Prodigy inspired by Tyrell?

>>213679149
Blade Runner is not canon because Disney doesn't own it, if they did it would be and blatantly so

>>213678950
As they should. Giger should always be credited when a Xeno is on screen.

>>213678930
There's already a country de-facto ruled by a megacorporation family irl, south korea, expanding the idea to the rest of earth isnt even that far fetched.

So can Prodigy make the super-human Androids without human consciousness? Because the Zoomer AI squad seem way more physically capable than Ash or Bishop or David or the Romulus nigger.

>>213677567 (OP)
name of actress? cant find anything with reverse search

>>213678713
ayy physiology

>>213678893
Does his morphing arm have acetylene to power his welding torch? He's way too cold to be a human

>>213679088
Kavalier could never, the little prick

>>213679221
The show's name is right there, bro.

>>213679245
kek

>>213679216
Yes and they exist. There are different kinds of Synth. A lab helper / mining site support / kitchen slave synth doesn't need to eb as strong and durable as a military variant. I'm guessing the Prick Kavalier gave them the best bodies, most likely military spec.

>>213679216
sure but then where will he gets his rick and morty watching 500 iq robots to have a good talk with? think anon, think

>>213679245
Kavalier controls the major heavy manufacturing centers (China and India) plus some juicy resource centers (Australia, Southern Africa, Greenland)

>>213679268
Thank you

>>213679268
Zamn 12 year olds look like this

>>213679322
Bullshit, he has a small area between China and Australia.

>>213679002
>why would you continue to post here when you're an unwelcome tripfag

>>213678930
Disney ironically used to be their own government before based desantis put a stop to it

>>213679361
Been here longer than you've been alive, kiddo.

the fucking music ruins it
Alien does not need music like that, it should be minimalist

>>213679345
Wrong, he has a lot of land

https://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/alien-earth/corporations

>>213679400
it's mildly annoying, but I can accept it... there was something else recently with absurdly jarring music, but I can't remember what it was

>>213679381
wow, this guy's been on 4chan since 1994

>>213679428
That's a bullshit map by someone that has never touched Alien lore before. A corporation that is never heard of in the future could have never been this big.

>>213679428
>https://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/alien-earth/corporations
lolwut why does it let you zoom in

>>213679400
someone called me muslim for saying this. the music doesn't fit at all. it's for autists, to tell them how to think.

>>213679456
Unironically

>>213679114
I suddenly can't remember if Ash is passing as human in Alien. Surely never sweating would be a giveaway.

>>213679466
I think Prodigy will go down by the end of the season and Weyland Yutani will gain control over it

>>213678346
>>213678163
FUCKING KEK

>>213679428
Lore aside having corps have contiguous ownership / zone of control like this is cringe """""world building""""".
The whole point is that they are corps.

>>213679345
Realistically, Kavallier should control a chunk of Africa, and/or some Asian tigers (Vietnam, Myanmar, Phillippines, Indonesia)

Lynch Co. bros what the fuck do we produce?

>>213679496
>someone called me muslim for saying this
I truly do not understand people anymore.

>>213679149
Dallas from Alien used to work for Tyrell.

>>213679612
This. Corporations derive their power from governments legitimizing them and eso they exist symbiotically. Corporations without a government backing them have far less power.

>>213679647
wat, is that mentioned in the movie?

>>213679428
That's a bullshit map, but there are a lot of pics and videos on that site. I appreciate the effort desu. A whole page with decent phone lock screen wallpapers.
https://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/alien-earth/custom-themes

How do you actually get a job shilling on 4chan? Does it pay well?

>>213679703
you tell me, is it easy shilling anti-shilling?

>>213679703
back in the day i got .025c for every image of chloe moretz i posted.

>>213679696
>>213679732

>>213679612
Yeah but the days of corps having enough money to buy lawmakers and get away with shady shit while still being, forst and foremost, functional businesses are gone. The retards now need them to be rebranded governments focused more on controlling the world inatead of profits to really drive home the anti-corpo angle.

>>213679245
of course, he can't.
tv show just said he's the "youngest trillionaire" yet we don't know what the fuck his company actually does.
said that prodigy sprouted up "10 years ago" and for some reason already owns a chunk of the earth.
wey-yu is already into space tech and colonization, while boy faggot here is still on the prototype stages of his breakthrough project.

>>213679644
Music with instruments is forbidden in islam, which is why they have a whole genre revolving singing and vocals exclusively.

Is this the 5th ayy lmao? A giant fly?

>>213677738
How did the foam wrap completely around the xeno to form a bag?

>>213679798
I think it's the plant thing, I mean the plant thing came from one of those cages

in addition to the music being shit, they have already overused the xeno and thats just ep1
why did they need flashing scary nightmare editing of xenos in the first 5 mins?
terrible restraint from these young creators

>>213679786
whatever juice Boy Kavalier has in his synths, it's much better than what the other corporations can accomplish

>>213679703
25 cents per (you)

>>213679786
I still prefer my map. There is no way in hell Boy Retard controls that much.

>>213679828
Yeah the intro really didn't need that bullshit

>>213679798
It's... him

>>213679852
What does the Wakanda Corporation make?

>>213679798
that's the abused bro from the teaser.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62scKoepHwg

>>213679842
there are different types of synths, everyone has them

>>213679786
Kind of lame for it to just be corporations = super-countries. Could have it like they control different industries, or people are working out multi-generation contracts with the corporations (so you can't have any non-Weyland-Yutani frens or something).

>>213679885
Don't think we know, officially

>>213679791
Most western people wouldn't know that. The only people who live close enough to Muslims to know that while also using muslim as a pejorative would be jeets.

>>213677752
>Predators are just Klingons now
kek, anyone that likes any of this new shit should be run over by a dump truck

>>213679913
Don't they mostly do that?

>>213679852
He owns all 3rd world crap and japan...

>>213679969
I thought so but then they publish this map with the world divvied up by continents.

>>213679960
they should have the ai slop synthetic draw humans and have it draw extra fingers kek

>>213679798
>>213679877
Holy fuck they're really going to do this, aren't they?

>>213679960
I wonder what will happen to the hybrids since they're not a thing in later entries in the franchise.

>>213679852
>>213679786
wtf, why isn't japan in weyland-yutani?

>>213679983
endless slave labor and consumer base

>>213680051
What was Winona Ryder's character meant to be?

so is this gonna be all waifuing from now on?

>>213679960
It's silly for the show to start by saying these three types of beings are in direct competition with one another instead of just living alongside each other as different avenues of human immortality (with synths not even being human at all), but I can kind of understand if it means long-term - as in over the course of centuries - that one will eventually win out to carry on the legacy of humanity.

>>213680051
are cyborgs a thing, even?

>>213680051
they get BTFO by Wey-Yu

>>213680061
it's a bullshit map from the show, ignore it

>>213680085
>if you want a picture of the future
>imagine a waifu sitting on a human face for all eternity

>>213680082
She was a synthetic from what I remember, just not an evil one like we're used to.

>>213679428
Wtf. Where is the US, UPP and 3WE?

>>213680091
I think it was more meant as a competition by the different corporations which design would dominate the market

>>213680061
they didn't put much thought into it.

>>213679963
I really fucking hate when Yautja are depicted as having their entire lives revolve around hunting people. You can't have a society, much less an interstellar society, without doctors, farmers, or engineers. An early script for what eventually became Rodriguez Predators actually had blue collar Yautja who drove trucks and drank beer. Modern writers are below that intellectual level, and that's saying something.

>>213679786
Weyland-Yutani has fallen
Billions must be egged.

>Yutani is on the show
>They don't show Weyland because they could never pay Guy Pearce enough to put on that shitty makeup again

New Siam didn't look that bad for a corporate hellscape

>>213680061
Because the writers are fucking stupid.

>>213680082
>>213680113
She was a synthetic made by other syntethics after they were outlawed in human space

>>213680142
Does this mean there are femboy vtuber Predators?

>>213680000
the map is probably made by a marketing team not directly related to the creators.
just like in prometheus marketing, the website had a bunch of made-up lore like the overpowered weyland storm rifle.
none of those were even hinted in the actual film.
the only thing confirmed in the tv show is that wey-yu controls americas, mars, and saturn, while dynamic controls the moon.

I think Wendy should try gaining 100lbs in a month

>>213680164
The show is set 27 years after Prometheus. He dead.

>>213680164
Wasn't he already out meeting his maker by this time?

They could easily have SOME Weyland character in it. Heck how about - Weyland is a human who has a 'body double' in the form of a synthetic that was made to look just like him.

>>213680170
The funny thing is they didn't even change much. Bangkok already looks like that, it's wild how much that city (like a lot of Asia) has changed in just 20-30 years.

I was there last year, they literally have this building like something right out of Halo.

>>213680082
My gf

>>213680082
oven dodger hence why she's in space

where are the neon lights?

Where's Sydney Chandler?

>>213680225
They could also have a young Bishop Weyland but they don't have the tact to do that

>>213680279
Plays the MC's dad in flashbacks (he's dead by the time of the show).

>>213680051
We aren't really exposed to much of earth in any of the Alien films. Romulus probably gives the most lore on the state of society, followed by Prometheus which only gave us flashbacks.
It's not much of a contradiction for them to still exist but be a lot more rare/expensive than synthetics and thus not the sort of thing you want to send millions of miles away into space.
Additionally we can already see the way their child-minds are compromising their effectiveness. If the tech never managed to work on adults then they wouldn't be all that useful

>>213678072
No I will not. I will continue to thrive with my GOATed taste and cause inferior intellects such as yourself to wish death upon me because you can't be me.

>over 10 general posts
>all hit cap in an hour
this is a shill raid

>>213680279
She didn't want to be verbally SA'd by two "older men"

>>213679786
That map is just as retarded as the Harry Potter one, wtf.

>>213680310
Let me know what shows to talk about so I won't be part of the shill raids.

>>213680310
it's not working.

>>213680279
>refuses to promote the show
>doesn't elaborate

>>213680310
It's Alien anon /tv/ is an Alien board always has been

>>213680310
This is a bad shill raid. It's mostly people calling the show shit.

>>213680310
gookmoot needs to make the bump limit 450 posts instead of 300

>>213680279
Timothy Olyphant is a very good looking man, no homo btw

>>213680310
Most of us are just Alienfags who think the show is mediocre.

I'm so glad Disney bought Fox.
They revitalized the Alien and Predator franchises.

>>213680310
Of all the things to complain about on a tv board you complain about tv on a tv board

I refuse FX's reality and replace it with my own. Now with more Japan in Weyland-Yutani.

>>213680310
Wait till nightfall. Most of the shills here are Disney interns so they abide by US business hours.

>>213680466
Since we know for sure Prodigy controls New Siam (current day Thailand), your version is already wrong.

>>213680310
>there's no way people would talk about a new tv show on the board /tv/. they must be shills

>>213680279
Hollywood is insanely petty. This stunt of hers will probably get her blacklisted for good.

>>213680413
It's so fucking weird how out of everything they bought, Alien and Predator are the two things that they actually bettered. Everything else they drove into the ground.

>>213680489
kek

>>213680511
>actually bettered
They really didn't, they just didn't outright kill it like Star Wars.

>>213677567 (OP)
would nibble her nibs

>>213680511
how low is the bar? the all the predator movies are shit and all the alien movies after the second are god fucking awful.

>>213680511
To be fair, everything Alien and Predator related had effectively already been run into the ground. We're talking b-movie levels bordering on Asylum.

>>213680489
ffs, when you are right, you are right

>>213680511
>alien
>predator
>bettered
kek. they made 2 stupid as fuck movies and now this dogshit series.

Where is the United Americas, UPP and 3WE?

>>213680528
brother she is like 7 years old

>>213680556
Later in the timeline.

>>213680556
They are there, actually in control, the corporation map is about influence over those governments, but the FX retards don't know the lore.

>>213680556
The writers didn't care.

HOW DID DISNEY IMPROVE FROM THIS??

>>213678149
post the webm of that cashier girl from s1

>>213679693
DVD extras or something.

Bit early so could hang out here for a bit but new bread

>>213680597
>>213680597
>>213680597

are there no tropical areas that aren't kong skull island? this is like the third time they've used that place

The Aliens Fireteam Elite game handled the lore and asthetics way better than this

>>213680051
They don't exist. That's going to be the obvious twist. You can't "transfer a consciousness". They are just synthetics programmed to believe they are children.

>>213678714
he has high work ethic installed instead of his bikestealing cortex

wow this show is actually garbage.
I knew it would be when I saw the journos shill-score on metacritic but what the fuck...
There is literally 0 tension in a fucking HORROR show, let alone a Alien one.
The flashbacks of the classic "spaceship scenario" was an interesting subvertation opener which instantly devolved into schlock by the end of episode 1 when the dollar store guy-in-a-suit xenomorph assaulted Busty Pajeeta and Niggabot in plain fucking view.
Then episode 2 starts with the camera already playing peek-a-book with xenos while one character quips "Foreign ? No, Alien" to another, jesus fucking christ...
Yet again the writers seems to hate the og material because the only interresting thing is the childsoldiers bots made by the T.Chalamet/J.Heisenberg hybrid and the trifecta of immortality solutions via opposing corpos.
But then why not make a new show entirely about that instead of using fucking Alien universe for zero reason?

>>213679268
Is she in for the kill ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXtATeQ7GKg

>>213679809
It's magic, cant explain shit.

>>213680528
I'M ACTING!