Thread 213678333

>watch Alien Earth
>first episode, barely 10 minutes in
>parents tell child it needs to "transitions" from human to a synthetic body to be "well"
>kid transition and is now le awesome
>Parents tell transitioned child they need ther help to transition the other kids.

For fucks sake. Nor even 10 minuts in and they are using this as a allegory for transing kid. WTF is wrong with these people.

ok go to website

I saw one gif from this show and that was enough for me to know not to watch it don't know what the fuck you guys are thinking still watching it

>>213678333 (OP)
Another brainrotted teenager.

>>213678347
Least ADD-addled zoomer.

>>213678333 (OP)
Retard.

>>213678333 (OP)
kys retard
also they're 100% doing the SOMA twist of them just being copies of their original minds, right?

>>213678333 (OP)
wasn't it obvious that these kids all had terminal illnesses or are zoomers really this mindbroken?

>>213678333 (OP)
>>watch Alien Earth
Your first mistake.

>>213678333 (OP)
So they just ripped off the Gunnm manga?

>>213678959
not really, more of a SOMA ripoff

>>213679326
SOMA fucked hard
https://youtu.be/5eVJ7GTPO5I?si=hMG3CXx_cnnTX7sJ

>>213678657
>also they're 100% doing the SOMA twist of them just being copies of their original minds, right?
Hope so.

>>213678333 (OP)
Figured this was a joke.
Knew the show was going to be shit but dared to try it.
It's almost as bad as Rings of power.
The transition thing is fucking real......
Look up the director. Hes a liberal cuck who hates Trump and supports the agenda

Why couldn't we just have a decent alien series or at least let them finish the last movie in the trilogy before that got shafted for that last liberal woke shit they pushed out recently.

Movies and tv shows like this will be looked at as a joke in the next 20 years. Theyll wonder wtf and htf these got made

>>213678333 (OP)
I thought the diverse not-nostromo crew was funnier
The first 5 minutes is literally "Alien but woke", there's like 15 people and 2 of them are white

It isn't transgenderism.
Fuck transgenderism. That's weak shit.
Give us full on transhumanism already.

>>213678874
So what?

>>213678333 (OP)
Brah...i have news for you...

>>213679326
>a manga that ran from 1997 to 2003 ripped off a video game released in 2015
anyway, looks like I need to check out Soma. I vaguely remember seeing it before.

>>213678657
That's not a twist at all. Everyone knows that is what is happening, even the kids. If the little girl knew it was going to be HER and not a copy she would have kept her own name.

>>213678333 (OP)
Man FX really fell the fuck off. You go from greatness like The Shield, Justified, Louie to having the opportunity to revive a legendary franchise with a blockbuster budget and this is what you shit out? Disgraceful

>>213680507
>... and then you stay there on the bottom of the ocean and the lights go dark.
AAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHH!

>>213678657
>shills are so btfo they resort to "kys" lol
clearly tranny allegory for dei points. also the other anon was right in another thread about the only white characters seeming dumb or talked down to.

>>213678333 (OP)
Tell me why there’s like only two white male characters (not counting Tim Olyphant) yet they’re the most annoying punchable looking faggots in the whole show, where the fuck do they even find these actors? I think the one guy played the dude looking at CP in black mirror, should be the only role this shit tier nobody belongs in. These actors just fucking suck now

Why are the soldiers wearing ACHs? Stop putting modern shit in Alien.

>>213681277
Holy shit just discovered that Disney, the literal antichrist, is responsible
Well there you have it

>>213678347
The reversing wheelchair alien I assume

>>213680998
What's this? I havent seen it before

>>213681539
>I think the one guy played the dude looking at CP in black mirror
He's like a British version of DJ Qualls. Both look like they were viciously molested as children and are dying of AIDS now.

>>213681523
>clearly tranny allegory for dei points.
if you can't see how it's set up for existential horror when they realize their mind wasn't actually transfered, just copied, like soma then you're too retarded to breathe.

>>213678396
being a zoomer sounds great if it means I don't have to watch this nonsense

why would you watch anything released now under a franchise as old as the 80s? you've had over a decade of examples demonstrating why you should not do this. stop it. all of (You) stop it.

>>213678333 (OP)
This unwatchable trash is 100% written by women. I stopped right there. It looks like they made a series about their pedo and tranny fetish and only slapped an alien logo afterwards.

>>213678333 (OP)
>>213683245
>Media illiteracy moment
Its not a trans allegory
And they didnt die

>>213678333 (OP)
>Sharks are tranny coded cause of that one tranny that had a shark stuffed animal in their reddit transition post. And also because of the fact both sharks and trannys are predators.

All the kids stayed the same sex so I’ll allow it. Wendy complaining about her tits seemed more tranny-coded than the copy process (the kids died, they are synths with kid-memories stored inside)

>>213680507
I hate stories where the protagonist is retarded. I also hate stories where the hero is manipulated by an evil woman the whole time.

it's slop, pure slop
it's to alien what rings of power is to lord of the rings
it makes prometheus look like a masterpiece

>>213684932
Alien Earth isnt pretentious like ROP was.
Also prometheus and covenant are still trash. Id say AE is a little above them both.

Yes transitioning from female to female. Holy based

Trans rights are human rights!

>>213686408
Rights to what?

>>213678333 (OP)
Why are you so obsessed with troons? Do you want to transition but are afraid?

>>213686408
Trans rights are corporate rights!

>young dying girl gets an artificial "female" body complete with fake tits
>young dying pajeet gets an artificial poo body (lmao)
>etc
>this must be about trannies
kek the jeet could have asked for a White Chad body but instead he's still a poo can you imagine? i'd want my rupees back

>>213678333 (OP)
...And the trillionaire nerd sponsoring the "transitions" is obviously evil, so what's your fucking point?

>>213680998
transgenderism is transhumanism.
it's existence without essence.
the ability to change your nature at will: for a man to become a woman and then a man or whatever.
it destroys all distinctions and you end up existing as nothing (much like how computer-machinery exists).
I recommend the film The Congress (2013); it really does a good job of demonstrating what it means to be "any/everything but yourself".

>>213680749
>The transition thing is fucking real......
You know we're going to find out biotransference is bullshit and it's just a good ol' fashioned clone. There will be a big reveal that shows the children were still alive after they transferred so they get euthanized.

>>213687515
how are they going to get a late-teen/early-20s(?) "clone" of Wendy from a little kid?

>>213678333 (OP)
You know transition means more than what you're hopefully baiting with right

>>213686684
because everywhere in godamn new show slop brainrot trash is clearly filled to the brim with nonstop trans analogies meant to subconsciously subvert the white male mind you godamn retard
the synth shit is a clear hidden troon analogy the forced alien birth is a clear hidden troon analogy the cyborg shit is a clear hidden troon analogy
>>213687097
media illiteracy award he's clearly shown in a positive light kys toxotranny

Best alien since covenant. Alien> Alien 3 > prometheus > covenant > alien earth > Aliens > Alien Res> romulous. Still has potential to move up to the 2 slot. Why is joe hermit such an idiot? Have you seen a large animal? Instead of theres a fucking killer alien here lets get the fuck out. Also hes barely scared how his he such a badass but looks like a pussy. I would be crying and shiting my pants

>>213678333 (OP)
who gives a shit, Mob Rules plays at end credits

>>213678333 (OP)
Anyone feel like the alien designs feel... off?

>>213688456
something about the mouth feels goofy - the viciousness of the previous designs is lost

>>213680998
The Major was a male human

>>213687800
>what is allegory
>allegory so on-the-nose youre lying if you say you cant see it

>oh no a ship crashed into a skyscraper
>We have to go help!
>It's a search and rescue mission!
>That's why we mostly brought guns!
Help me make sense of this.

>>213688573
*space exploration ship and they already know about alien life, crashed

>>213688609
>*space exploration ship
They don't know that. One of them explicitly states "What kind of ship is this?" only when they are inside.

>>213688573
They might've had cargo manifest?

>>213688485
Say what you like about Resurrection, it had the best Xeno design. AVP a close second.

>>213688802
Alien Isolations xeno was also a great design.

>>213678396
>>213678361
>>213678432
>>213678657
>>213686684
Look how they seethe. Just admit you enjoy woke propaganda because you agree with it, the denial is pathetic. Better be honest and make your case for transing kids.

>>213678333 (OP)
When they first announced this show, I just assumed it was going to be a trans allegory with just the Xenos. The robot stuff made it blatant... I couldn't believe they resisted changing the sexes of the kids though.

>>213688485
>>213688802
>>213688880

It's a P E N I S

>>213678333 (OP)
I suffered into the middle of the second episode until I realized it's not going to get better, why am I doing this to myself. I didn't even want to watch it because why is the main character in an action sci show a tiny lolita goblin creature. Ok, she's a robot but still, I want an action hero I can take seriously, who has some level of gravitas and badass screen presence, like Sigourney Weaver or Linda Hamilton.
This whole putting the mind of a child into the body of an adult fetish is not for me. Like in "Poor Things." The scenes with "it's weird having boobs" and "ha ha sperm" were fucking cringe. And her motivation in life is getting in touch with her hobbit chud brother.
The show overall seems to be for teenagers, I'm in my 40's and this show seems utterly retarded.
So there's some terrible spaceship crash and they decide to send in immature children who have no training and superhuman bodies they are not used to inhabiting, into a dangerous zone where lives are at stake. The whole situation is stupid.
And what happened to Timothy Oliphant, in this show he is this strange wannabe David Bowie. I know he can act but his character's lines are so bad.

>>213678333 (OP)
Woke allegory aside, they ruined the synth lore by doing this. There's no pretext in the Alien universe for a human mind to be transferred into a synthetic body.
The whole subtext of synthetics in the story is man vs machine. But Alien Earth completely undermines what it means to be human, and the subtext changes to machine vs machine - which is redundant.

>>213678333 (OP)
They're everywhere. It never stops.

>>213678333 (OP)
Holy shit you niggers literally can’t stop thinking of trannies, can you?

>>213689218
>stop noticing!

>>213689150
>disgusting fart noises when it emerges
BRAP

>>213689186
the very beginning of ep1 they explain that there are cyborgs, androids, and synths (Wendy & Co)
that you've never seen synths before in an Alien movie doesn't mean they never existed, you just
haven't seen one yet (that you know of)

>>213678333 (OP)
>they're putting poison in the food to control your mind
>DEY NAAAHHHHH DOIN THATTT!

What did they mean by this?

>>213689376
>well they exist now!

>>213689252
Even dementia ridden Biden saw how blacks were ridiculously over-represented in commercials. This show is another pathetic example of that. It's vomit inducing DEI.

>>213688505
There is not a single Ghost in the Shell series where the Major is male, troon. Even when she fuses with the puppet master you could MAYBE argue that she is agender or some shit now. But Makoto Kusanagi has never been male.

>>213689663
was the puppet master male?

>>213688885
nice projection with that picture, anon. Go take your meds now

>>213689160
The kid in adult bodies shit makes the show lame it could’ve been at least decent and better than covenant and prometheus but unfortunately it’s eye roll inducing whenever these synths say or do anything. Worked for poor thing cause it’s a weird romantic comedy but not in the fucking Alien universe, it’s just gay

>>213689730
It was just an AI that would use host bodies, both male and female. It fusing with Makoto was like evolving into a whole new entity.
In the manga she was put into a male shell/body for a little bit so maybe that’s where that anon was confused.

mothafucka it's common sci-fi "are they still human if they upload their consciousness into another body????" god DAMN read some science fiction books and sit in on a philosophy class at your local university motherfucka!!!!!!

ADDHH

>>213689881
People will hate me for saying this but GitS is kinda “woke” since it’s at the stage of transhumanism where you can have literally any type or sex of body as long as you can afford the shell.

>>213690001
troons and other delusional progressives think transhumanism would be the conclusion of utopian communism, doesn't mean transhumanism's inclusion in cyberpunk dystopia makes it woke, even if you want to argue transhumanism by itself is.

>>213690253
not that anon but cyberpunk is inherently woke debate me

>>213690322
woke is the public facing form of critical race theory, which asserts that everything ever valued by society, ever, is just white supremacy, thus bad, and if rude lying violent ugly niggers ruled the world for several generations, then their values would be what society valued. it treats civilization as a given rather than a hard won victory over our lesser natures because it doesn't want to acknowledge there are lesser natures.

>>213690322
its not though, its just an edgy punk aesthetic. did you read any cyberpunk books?

>>213690393
>did you read any cyberpunk books?
No. But I did see some covers through a shop window as I passed by. They could have been cyberpunk.

>>213689160
The actors are good but the director is retarded

I was hooked by the first 20 minutes until I started wondering why each minute was worse than the last

>>213690322
Depends on what your definition of “woke” is.
>>213690393
I’m guessing he means the cyberpunk setting and world, like the original Cyberpunk pen and paper games and worlds, not the fashion and clothes.

>>213690496
the definition of “woke” is “not giving millions of dollars to Jews”

>>213690524
Arasaka would never give money to kikes, so the world of Cyberpunk would be considered woke then.

>>213678333 (OP)
>no shota boys
not gonna watch

What's with all the slow fade/ins/outs?

>>213690496
Cyberpunk the franchise (the rpg from 1988) is not Cyberpunk the genre, cyberpunk as a genre goes all the way back to the late 70s, the genre is dystopian sci-fi revolving around "punk" culture like drugs and anti-establishment cultures, individualism vs collectivism, hacking, etc. there is nothing inherently "woke" about it at all. judge dredd is cyberpunk. when i say aesthetic i'm not talking about real life fashion, i'm saying cyberpunk is mostly a worldsetting where the stories could be about many broad concepts that aren't "woke". it is dystopian, but happens to have transhumanism in it.

>already gorier and with more xenomorph and alien creature action than most of the movies
apologize

>>213688302
>Also hes barely scared how his he such a badass but looks like a pussy.
He's shown quite scared when the alien attacks him in the nobleman party, if anything he's the character in the show that has been depicted with the most emotion yet
Also he's a medic trained with soldiers for dangerous situations, not some random family doctor

>>213690924
anti-establishment and individualism is woke

>>213691058
not necessarily, if you currently are a jew hating aryan you are an anti-establishment individualist.

ive finally matured enough that I dont feel the need to hate watch this show. I can just not watch it and im doing that
feels fucking great
Halo season 2 broke me. I literally physically couldn't do it. Finally the fucking curse is lifted. I hope the same for you all

>>213678333 (OP)
Yes, it's propaganda. It's 2025 and it is Goyslop Deluxe. Enjoy.

>>213691123
>just turn your brain off, bro
If that makes you happy, good for you.

>>213691123
the show isn't so bad at all, people here just prefer bitching into the void and i doubt half the people in these threads has even watched it since they're either underaged or boomers both of which are too technologically illiterate to watch it for free or pay for it.

>>213691221
>i doubt half the people in these threads has even watched it
Have. The word is 'have'.

>>213691221
cope

>>213691252
i don't care, its 5 am here and i'm esl, i make typos. cry about it nigger.

>>213691212
what
that doesn't relate in any way to anything I said

>>213691287
>it's 5am here
>I'm bitching about people bitching about a tv show on a Burmese Rug Smuggling forum
>Also I'm ESL
hn.

>>213691322
turn your brain on before reading it.

>>213691212
>Watching any media made past the 2000s and expecting it to be intellectually engagement
low IQ moment

>>213691481
>Watching any media made past the 2000s
low IQ moment

>>213691107
maybe you didn’t get the memo but jew hating is considered woke and liberal now

>>213691497
>muddying the waters
i see you, mossad

>>213689160
>So there's some terrible spaceship crash and they decide to send in immature children who have no training and superhuman bodies they are not used to inhabiting, into a dangerous zone where lives are at stake.
This actually is a very "Young Adult" premise. It's probably aiming for the same demographic that reads young adult literature and watches Hunger Games.

>>213691287
Tell me why I should take the opinion of a brownoid serious

>>213691221
The show is objectively bad and overrated. Usually I don't like to complain, but in this case this show is so bad how can someone over the age of 11 not be repelled by the awful writing. Why are the lead actors tired-looking 30 year olds who never went through puberty?

>>213691520
Reminds me of The 100 too, somehow that show was better. Maybe Alien Earth should say fuck it and go full YA and I’d respect it more

>>213681992
Havent laugh that hard in a while, this series is peak comedy

>>213691563
>Why are the lead actors tired-looking 30 year olds who never went through puberty?
Zoomennials, and the gens moving forward, burn out quicker due to media overdose and are extremely feminized

>>213688573
The search and rescue is more of an excuse to both secure and take over whatever is on the ship.

>>213691212
>No reading comprehension whatsoever
What cocomelon does to a generation...

>>213691874
I missed the word "not" wow fucking sue me bitch

>>213678333 (OP)
i don't think they meant it

but if we're realistic, transgenderism has always been a subtopic of the greater transhumanist project
modifying yourself to overcome your current condition

perhaps that's the saving grace of troonies, they're pioneers of the cyberpunk era

>>213692109
troons are not pioneers of cyberpunk, theyre hijackers

>>213678333 (OP)
Anon, the word transition is not only about transexuals, you're too obsessed

>>213692177
The allegory is obvious you disingenuous faggot

>>213690986
These two episodes already surpassed Romulus and Covenant. Yeah, not exactly a high bar but still.

>>213678333 (OP)
how many TBs of tranny porn do you have?

>>213692229
trans in transhumanism is transcend, transcend human limitations.
trans in transgenderism is "the other side" as opposed to cis which is "the same side"

>>213678333 (OP)
Yeah, I'm not watching this shit. Wasn't going to watch it anyway. Abusing the ever living shit out of cinema I once enjoyed. These lame brain cocksuckers can go fuck themselves taking advantage of "I need to consooooom!" retards. Too much. Just way too much at this point.

>>213692229
>The allegory is obvious
Nah, you're troon obsessed seeing allegories where there's none and they're right there telling it's about becoming synthetic, classic "what it means to be human" trope, but I'm probably talking to a zoomtard with pol brainrot anyway

>>213692177
This. Girls continue to be girls and boys are still boys, there is no gaslight mental illness here.

>>213692229
everyone on 4chan is so tranny brained they see them everywhere. you need to be euthanized it is too late to fix you

>>213678333 (OP)
I must've watched a different show called Android: Earth. Episode One was boring. When I saw the young girl with no hair and walking with an IV, I jokingly said to my wife, "They can send people 800 million miles from Earth, but still can't cure cancer?" Wow, turns out is was cancer. Then for 30 minutes, it was android this, android that. Sorry, but that's not what I want to see in an Alien story. Those movies are everywhere now. And how can a massive deep space ship be hurtling toward Earth out of control and even the security/military soldiers are all just having a normal day on a roof top and just watch it fly over their heads and crash? Have audiences really been dumbed-down so much to think that's normal? I doubt I'll be returning for another episode. Over-hyped, under-delivered.

>>213678657
>SOMA twist
QRD?

>>213692496
This is like one of those reviews you see a retard post on imdb.

>>213692313
>>213692393
>>213692475
my xisters... we are winning the culture war.

>>213692584
when the next transformers movie comes out are you going to accuse Micheal Bay of being a woke tranny enabler? If not you are probably a tranny too.

>>213692624
why whats tranny about transformers? they dont transition into something they are not. its a disguise and therefor not woke.
wanna try again, troon?

>>213692505
He’s not wrong tho

>>213684773
And this has what to do with aliens?

>>213692624
>Transgenders: Males in Disguise
Michael Baysed

>>213692701
>"trans"formers
Disguised just like you tranny. You will never be a real Camero.

>>213692584
>if I post this I'll divert attention from my troon fetish
don't you have any excuse to make more threads about that Euphoria tranny?

>>213692753
>no u
well that was easy.
concession accepted.

>>213692779
why are you posting a green tranny at me

>>213690422
I applaud this level of honesty

>>213689538
how the FUCK did i never hear about this

>have hot mc
>make her ugly
>make her child in adult body
I will not watch this.

It's for your own good goy

>>213678333 (OP)
so this show is basically Gen X nostalgia bait
EP1 was KINO
EP2 was super meh, noah, I think, he's into incest, brother sister relationship feels super creepy.

>>213689469
its called sugar, it messes with your hormones and stops your body from doing autophagy.

t - knower

>>213688911
What? We all look the same to you?!

>>213689150
Wait... something designed by H.R. Giger has sexual overtones?

>>213678333 (OP)
bro you can't watch a fucking show without trans people on your mind, who gives a fuck its about fucking aliens ... if ppl are stupid enough to transition because of a tv show who gives a fuck

>>213680814
The 2 whites are racist. Everyone else is brown

>>213689160
>they decide to send in immature children who have no training and superhuman bodies they are not used to inhabiting
Oh well. Looks like we're gonna need another Timmy.

>>213688456
upper lip is too big

>>213678333 (OP)
i would argud if you're dumb enough to conflate transitioning into a fucking superhuman with transitioning into a mad science project with no powers, you were probably gonna fall for something dumb eventually either way. lol

>>213678333 (OP)
>we need discount Ella Purnell
>say no more...

>>213689528
>>213689376
At Blockbuster they had VHS and DVD. Now you are telling me there was also some format called Betamax?

>>213688802
and by far the best kill in any alien movie

>>213694209
its been a while, is that when they're climbing up the shaft?

Episode 1 was great. Episode 2 is boring. I have a bad feeling this entire series will take place on this crashed ship

>>213694234
guys got a chestburster, uses it to kill one of the scientists who put it in him.

>>213692334
shut up stupid you didn't have to yap all that garbage

>>213687194
>transgenderism is transhumanism
in a hyper scientifically advanced, transhumanist world, where you can edit your genes and undergo God's Hands tier cosmetic surgery or even have your brain transplanted into a lab grown body – yes. in our world, though, transgenderism is not any of those things. it is a cult of people experiencing a mental health crisis.

>>213694259
ahh yeah thats right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqhDueuT6go

>>213678333 (OP)
Already garbage plot not ever in any of the alien movies.

>>213687194
No. Transhumanism implies an evolving of humanity. An improving, a movement past what we are to something better.

Trannies are lesser than normal humans. Damaged. Incapable. Unstable. Useless. The opposite of transhumanism.

The ONLY similarity is the use of the prefix trans in both words.

>>213694452
Are you seriously trying to convince some brainrotten faggots?

>>213678333 (OP)
>So far it's Kino except for the groid with pink jerry curls swinging under a kevlar helmet, that looks fucking gay.

There is no tranny, there is only clone with basic sentience upload. The sick child is a pre cursor for military R & D applications. Yutani is observing with glee. Remember it's about the fucking company and profits not about super homo real time burger town.

Sit down, you're making my head ache.

>>213694452
no. you're not 'transcending', you're replacing your body with machinery and becoming less; just like if you chopped your arm off and replaced it with a hook (a form a technology).
a Saint transcends.
a Cyborg is degens.

>>213695894
>just like if you chopped your arm off and replaced it with a hook (a form a technology).
replace arm with dick and hook with fake vagina

Why is Reddit's criticism of this show so much more insightful than /tv/'s?

No clankers allowed

>>213696792
>muh computer graphics
in a space ship they make the systems as robust but simple as possible. look at any plane for example.
do they have top tier graphics? no.

>>213696792
It was actually hand drawn.

>>213688573
>>It's a search and rescue mission!
do you retards not process the show? peter pan wants the specimens

>>213696962
>look at any plane for example.
this. we also saw modern tech like tablets and smartphones. so the tech isn't stuck in the 70s

The show is actually good, this is a bunch of /pol/ leakage.
There’s nothing gay in it.

>watches an Alien series where people who are going to die transplant their minds into synthetics
>thinks about trannies

>>213694153
>just turn your mind off bro just let the trannies win stop fighting the good fight its usrless!!!

>>213678333 (OP)
Like I said a few days ago.

Eventually you (and every other brain fried moron like you) won't even be able to look at the the letter "T" without frothing at the mouth screaming about "woke" and "tranny dick".

Honestly. Rent Free.

I'm not on either side, but you're fucking cooked.

>>213684899
Yet you love when they are manipulated by a man

You guys are fucking retarded. This isn’t about trans. It’s anti corporation and show heavily leans to the moral problems with becoming less human. If anything it’s anti trans if your smooth brains can’t process. Show is legit pretty awesome and well above my expectations.

>>213678657
Its not a twist, its exactly what they're doing. The fact they're taking hopelessly ill childrend articulates it sufficiently. But they're not going to address it straightforwardly or make drama out of it, just add more subtle hints of it as series progress.

>>213698158
>show presents the trans change to hybrid as a good thing that gives you lots of power
>"erm archtually its anti trans if anything"

>>213678657
>the SOMA twist
That wasn't really a twist... I feel like people missed the point. There's inherent paradoxes to any model of consciousness. Transferring and copying are effectively the same thing except one involves a "leftover" consciousness which opens up weird philosophical questions that can't really be answered.

>>213698286
Nigga if you transfered your mind to a toaster u ain't transfering shit that toaster ain't feeling anything u dead

>>213698286
that's infetterrent.

>>213698337
>if you transfered your mind to a toaster u ain't transfering shit

>>213680998
Major my beloved

>>213678333 (OP)
Transition was a word before tranny faggots ruined everything.

>>213678333 (OP)
Wouldn’t that make them the bad guys?
Synths in the alien series are subservient

why is he always seething. always so angry. atacking everything in sight unprovoked.

The director is a mindbroken misandrist cuck raised by a radfem mother, and you can see this underlying theme of men bad, women good in all his work. He's actually crazy.

>>213699856
Physiognomy checks out.

>>213678333 (OP)
the very first alien had a tranny in it you fucking retard

>>213699991
That's Hackmeron's shitty sequel.

>>213680749
>Look up the director. Hes a liberal cuck who hates Trump and supports the agenda
In hollywood? No fucking way.

>>213680749
>Hes a liberal cuck who hates Trump
Hating Trump is a perfectly normal and level headed stance

>>213699991
That’s more to do with eugenics than being a tranny

>>213699580
Its black.

>>213700086
So is getting tired of wokism

>>213696792
The issue isn't about Ice Age's graphics it's the fact Ice Age: Continental Drift exists in this timeline at all.

How fucking alien-starved are you to actually enjoy this garbage?

>>213700428
>a fox property being self referential
Crazy, next you’ll tell me you have a problem with predator existing in this universe

>>213678657
>twist
That's literally what they're doing. They're not presenting it that way but it's what happening. They're not extracting the brain or anything, they're just copying their mind.

>>213700522
What garbage?
I don’t understand the hate for it yet

>>213700525
Alien head in P2 was just a fun little Easter Egg. Retards took it seriously.

>>213688485
That is not it, they are not that different, it's just that you are older, and creature don't scare you at all anymore. Franchise have to rely on tense background music and jump cuts for tension, but even with those it should not scare you.

Also these things have been solved since Aliens, just blast em with large enough caliber rounds, and stay out of their splash radious. Yeah they suck, yeah many would die on first contact, but even a current day military could handle them. The xenomorphs had to be kept powercrept in the franchise, for them to even still be considered as a legit threat, as in surviving the coldness of space since Isolation game, and this series added being able to brute force break through reinforced doors (which is retarded, they would break their own shell, if considering how vulnerable they are to rifle rounds in the movies).

>>213688897
That would have been th cherry on top. They didn't want to go too far. But they did mention regulating and simulating hormone lol

>>213700575
You mean like the ice age move?

>>213700692
>Alien skull
>Easter Egg
>Ice Age
>Plot Point
Learn the difference retard

>>213678333 (OP)
the entire storyline is about transitioning from human into something more/better- the perfect organism.
the David monologue about humans being a failed species literally spelt it out.
this is not an endorsement of the shows quality but its totally consistent with the entire lore.

>>213700712
The plot point is that it’s a kids movie made by fox

>>213700747
You're too stupid to argue with.

>>213700766
You too

>>213678657
how else are you going to move someone's mind, you copy it

>>213692496
>They can send people 800 million miles from Earth, but still can't cure cancer
big pharma will never let it happen

>>213700611
>brute force break through reinforced doors (which is retarded,
It's been known to perform feats of impossible strength since Aliens, niggerbrain.
Punching down multiple-inch-thick steel doors, punching through armored quartz APC glass, etc.

>>213700866
I'm convinced the majority of /tv/ doesn't watch shit. I saw some anon say the Nostromo didn't enter atmosphere.

>>213699991
Libtard Cameron retcons

>>213700735
>the David monologue about humans being a failed species literally spelt it out.
David is being stupid and humans are walking talking self repairing machines with more computing power than a quantum computer all powered by apples
we are beyond overpowered and no machine will ever be able to approximate our power

I just had a question from prior movies, why do the facehuggers need to stay on their victims face for prolonged period, when they just drop one egg?

>>213700611
>vulnerable to rifle rounds
The only time a xeno died to normal ammo was when it got shot right in its mouth, where it's obviously not armored. What the marines shoot are explosive tipped rounds, very far from ordinary rifle rounds. They're also not all the exact same. Big Chap looks different from the Aliens variant, despite coming from the same eggs, while the Isolation variant looks different yet again despite coming from the LV-426 eggs as well, so it's not hard to imagine that their physical characteristics vary as well, with some having harder exoskeletons than others.

>>213700925
>why do the facehuggers need to stay on their victims face for prolonged period
To guarantee their hosts don't do anything stupid.
They latch onto your face, lay the egg and keep you sedated until the embryo is about to pop.

>>213700925
They don't need to, they just like it

I just had two ideas for a "Gaylien" porn parody:
>Imagine if facehugger grabs onto ones ass, press it's egg laying tube upon ones prostate, and starts to jerk one off with it's tail...
>Imagine if a xenomorph with it's super strength holds down a human male, use it's tail to gently press his prostate, and poses it's tiny mouth to catch all the cum.

>>213690001
>People will hate me for saying this but GitS is kinda “woke” since it’s at the stage of transhumanism where you can have literally any type or sex of body as long as you can afford the shell.
Yeah, since thats something that probably awaits us ... in 200 years. Eventually we will have to think about what it means to abandon your body for a new one.

My problem with troons is that there is no physical way to transition, butchering your genitals isnt changing your sex, to do that you would have to modify your body at a cellular level, something that wont be possible for centuries yet, maybe by the end of this century if AI helps to get some tech breakthroughs.

Every time i look at those poor people butchered by jews im reminded how primitive our medical industry is, we know how to do things, but have no way of doing it yet.

So no, its not woke, its just a sf series looking into the future and asking questions, it dosnt tell people to troon out right now, same way a criminal drama dosnt tell you to become a serial killer.

>>213700962
It's pretty heavily implied the basic-bitch laser pistols in the first film can kill it.
It's just that in doing so they'd destroy the Nostromo.

>>213700925
Just because you only last a few seconds doesn't mean we do too.

>>213700962
Isolation's change is because they tested the Alien with regular human feet and it didn't look right. One more Reason to hate Resurrection for giving them digitigrade feet from human hosts.

>>213701018
99%of trannies are autogynophilic, they get off to it, it’s not about actually becoming a female or male

>>213701002
Actually it would not even be gaylien. Only female creatures can lay eggs, and the base xenomorphs seem asexual...

>>213700925
It cums so hard the orgasm leaves it paralyzed until it dies.

>>213700925
I always interpreted it as sequencing human DNA/ the hosts DNA to make the alien, since it is an alien species our DNA is totally new to it, so it needs to read/scan the dna to create the alien/human hybrid, the xenomorph. We can tell its doing this is because different animals produce different kind of xenomorphs. Xenomorphs are just parasites fire generation attemtp at making a hybrid between human and whatever its mean to look like

>>213701018
>Yeah, since thats something that probably awaits us ... in 200 years
>Eventually we will have to think about what it means to abandon your body for a new one.
I have big doubts, the mind and the body are not separate things. your nervous system, your mind, is more than a brain in a suit. it extends throughout your body is influenced by those different parts.
i don't think they will be able to separate them like they do in fiction.

>this young male has a cavalier attitude
>name: Boy Kavalier
How does Hawley do it?

>>213701173
I was more annoyed that his corp controls all of Asia and Australia but also the company was created only 10 years ago.

>>213701112
I thought the eggs still needed to be fertilised

>>213701112
xenomorphs can take people and corpses and make them transform into an egg as seen in the deleted scene. I'm shcoked no other movie has used on this idea

>>213678874
It's foreigners mainly indians. They are unaware you can see flags here with the app.
They clearly didn't see it and are pretending they did and hate it. It's top gun two, Superman all over again

>>213701153
Exactly, and those shows speculate on what it means to abandon your body.
Still, people for decades in last milenium underestimated the complexity of the human brain, wasnt until MRIs and complex studies of neurons did we understood than their complexity is way outside of our grasp, they assumed creating an artificial brain would happen early this milenium, now we know it will take decades and decades yet.
But it will happen, if not made out of silicone, as it dosnt seem anybody believes anymore its possible anytime soon, then grown from donor cells.

Will it be a project doomed to fail? Maybe, but people will try.

Plot idea, chest burster get into some neets room, feeds on his cum soaked paper tissues, get addicted to it, turn into a sex pest trying to extract more. Get's stunted in size, because it's only source of nutrient is the few loads of cum it gets, and is being kept as a pet. Could call the movie/episode "How to train your xenomorph".

>>213701021
>It's pretty heavily implied the basic-bitch laser pistols in the first film can kill it.
Where?
>>213701064
>One more Reason to hate Resurrection for giving them digitigrade feet from human hosts.
It looks way better, there's a reason Romulus has them like that too.

>>213701306
Dallas says to break out the weapons, so they bring out some laser pistols. They are seen using them when exploring the planet in holsters too.

The show ends with Wendy killing Kavalier and announcing "I'm the Pan now". You're welcome.

>>213701077
I agree, its half sexual degeneracy, and half pure jewish propaganda.
Lets get real, those 15 yo girls getting their tits cut off have 0 idea what they are doing. I remember how i was at that age, i was a negative iq fucking retard getting high, partying, and hanging out with some of most dangerous criminals in the city. All since i grew up in ghetto gang culture.
Its a miracle i made it through with minor injuries in street fights. I bet i would buy into the troon propaganda too if i was fed it since i was born.

The failure of modern men is that their dont protect their kids from it.
I seriously doubt there are any "honest" troons, deluded enough to actually believe they are changing their sex. And since its irreversible, they are either to face what their did, or try to live in a fantasy spreading this mental illness.

>>213689186
>There's no pretext in the Alien universe for a human mind to be transferred into a synthetic body.
There was in the comics I think.
But comics also have full grown xenos wearing human skin and human xeno hybrids

>>213701260
>Will it be a project doomed to fail? Maybe, but people will try.
Roger Penrose has argued that the human mind in some way involves quantum effects but most people are not yet willing to go that far. They still think the human brain is just a computation machine. The human brain does do computation but it is not merely a computer.
I think for any project to succeed humanity is going to need a much better model of the brain and the mind and if the juvenile fascination with llms is anything to go by we have a long way to go before we get there.

>>213701290
Probably won't be this wild, but it's almost guaranteed that in some future content within this franchise a xenomorph will be kept as a pet, and have some bullshit storyline as in with Jurassic World trained/friendly raptors. Still a bloodthirsty predator, but not with it's human trainer/"friend". I would not even put it past them doing a similar plotline in the current series, with Wendy being able to hear the xenomorph's communication, eventually she will control them, and takes over as a queen, by mimicking their signals, and the series ending will be luring all of them into one site, to blow them up at once, and it will be Wendy's heroic sacrafice. That would be so cringe, but I think I seen similar shit like that before in something.

>>213701344
>I seriously doubt there are any "honest" troons
There are but they just stay quiet and do their own thing. Which is the point but the one's acting retarded don't seem to get that.

>>213701322
>Dallas says to break out the weapons, so they bring out some laser pistols.
That never happens. The laser pistols are shown indeed but are never talked about even a single time, let alone used. Original storyboard had Ripley shoot the Alien with it, to no effect, and the Director's Cut has a scene where Dallas walks up to an egg with a pistol in hand, that's it. Ridley either forgot or chose to deliberately ignore them.

>>213701421
>>213701389
Or the facehugger lays it's egg into a herbivore creature that is universally chill and friendly, like a capybara, and that xenomorph turns out to be friendly too. Actually was there any xenomorphs hatched from herbivore animals yet within any of the comics?

>>213701538
In the Director's cut he says to bring the weapons out. Which they then do.

>>213701585
>In the Director's cut he says to bring the weapons out. Which they then do.
None of this ever happens. The gearing up scene is unchanged in the Director's Cut. Dallas brandishes his own weapon while examining an egg and that is it. Director's Cut is also non-canon and Ridley himself has said in an interview that the Theatrical Cut is the definitive version, and that the DC is just a bunch of scenes he threw together so Fox could have some kind of alternate version of every movie for their 2003 multi-disc Alien collection. I recommend refreshing your memory and watching Alien again.

>>213701585
nta. they did have weapons, but there was no implication that they would be effective, since they never used them.

>>213701738
>Ridley himself has said in an interview that the Theatrical Cut is the definitive version, and that the DC is just a bunch of scenes he threw together so Fox could have some kind of alternate version of every movie for their 2003 multi-disc Alien collection
kek based

>>213701741
there was no implication they didn't glass it with the guns because of the acid blood when they tried to cut the face hugger off of Cain.

>>213701752
You can hate Scott's modern movies all you want but he's a man of integrity.

Why is India still shit in 2120?

>>213701851
Let’s be real
It’s O’Bannon’s movie

>>213701854
It doesn't get better since Johner calls Earth a shithole in Alien: Res

>>213701898
Not really. It's not Giger's movie either. If you watch the behind the scenes and interviews you'll come to realize that Alien is the product of multiple very talented people. For example, Giger originally wanted the Alien to have a really long tongue that it would french kiss people with and rip out their innards, but some costume designer said that that would be stupid and came up with the idea of the now iconic inner jaw.

>>213701957
Forgot to add: Ridley is the only reason Giger was even involved with the project at all; the studio did not want him but Ridley insisted, until they finally gave in. Fox also wanted to cut down on the gore, especially the chestburster scene, but Ridley said it needed to be kept.

>>213701957
Yeah like all great creative works it's pretty much a lightning in a bottle thing where a bunch of variables that might have all been retarded in isolation somehow just aligned perfectly together to produce pure kino. Happens rarely and can't easily be replicated because it's so much just chance and luck

>>213686950
Why do her eye sockets look so fecal?

>>213678333 (OP)

man the sets and cgi and costumes are amazing

but what the fuck is with the casting?
how is this clown supposed to be a professional soldier? He looks like he cant even do one push up, and has that goofy faking expression 24/7 like hes playing a parody movie not a sf horror
the casting makes this borderline unwatchable, they are so fucking wooden and out of place

>>213702157
He's a medic not a door kicker so I buy it

>>213702006
And then 20 years later you get a shitty remake/sequel with none of that

>>213702157
I really don’t like this fucking faggot or the genius kid actor. Casting director should die horribly

>>213678333 (OP)
>>parents tell child it needs to "transitions" from human to a synthetic body to be "well"
She had cancer.

>>213702157
Vetfag, you'd be surprised how many twigs can get past the Basic PFTs. Also he's Prodigy's Personal military not THE military.

>>213701957
I didn’t say it was Gigers though
It was definitely O’Bannons, he made everything happen and not just the effects

>>213701957
>Giger originally wanted the Alien to have a really long tongue that it would french kiss people with and rip out their innards
That was for Alien 3.
https://youtu.be/DkvzPnODNTQ?si=cNh5vLJtfrCX7NeN

>>213702246
I assume most military is private in this world

>>213702203
hes still supposed to be an active guy, he looks like he hasnt seen the sun in 15 years

>>213702220
yep, shes also awful, shes supposed to be a kid in a adult body, but she acts like an adult, he idea of being a kid is talking to yourself ... which means shes a schizo, not a young girl

>>213702246
oh i agree, i did short training when i was 18 and everybody were fat, drunk and spend all money on hookers
though every time i hit the range which i do twice a week i often meet some army guys and cops since we share the range with local unit, and people are mostly in shape though legit negative iq, i have to explain to them how to put the fucking scope properly or how to clear a jam

anyway, its a series, so they should look more in line with what you expect, not represent that one guy we all know

Facehugger swallowed by a whale, and from that burst a whalien, so not even to oceans would be safe...

>>213702376
>whalien
Actually, Star Trek had a movie special with that theme, except it was the whale's alien buddies come to kill all humans...

>>213689150
In Romulus they took a lot of enjoyment shooting these cock shots

>>213702157
they should have gotten an older actor for this.
why not pic related?

>>213702355
>he idea of being a kid is talking to yourself .
And with Sid.

>>213692505
horror game where the main character cuts his dick in half and stuffs it up inside him

>>213702589
maybe not older, but older looking for sure
he just dosnt have that "older suffering brother" look
though mads is way too old, would be needed to be rewritten to be her dad

>>213702157
This is my gripe with the new formula. They're doing that sequel trilogy thing where they just replicate the sets and lighting enough to trick your brain if you didn't watch the originals literally yesterday. They focus so much on authenticity to the originals but then are completely inauthentic to the casting in the originals. The end result is that it doesn't feel authentic at all, just fucking weird seeing all these shortarsed young imps running around sets that should have taller older more mature actors in.

>>213702782
>though mads is way too old
the story would need to be a bit rewritten but Mads would look way more believable as a combat medic.

>>213678657
>twist
Only literal retards think it is a twist and not something that you can see coming miles away.

>>213687194
So trannies were the superior humans all along?

>>213702887
always has been

>>213689186
>There's no pretext in the Alien universe for a human mind to be transferred into a synthetic body.
It's almost as if they are going for the retarded Soma gotcha like anons were talking about earlier.

>>213702788
>completely inauthentic to the casting in the originals
it's not that, it's that people today who are the same age as the og cast just don't look as old due to genetics and artificial growth hormones
idk the actor's name i just know he played a pedo in black mirror and was in the heist arc of andor, so i'm calling him bongman mcfuckface from now on, is about the same age and similar build to the likes of john hurt & the guy that played dallas, as well as ian holm playing ash in the original film, he just has a permanent baby face and that's why he looks out of place in alien earth
also there were women and minorities in the original, just no asians, i do agree that it's a bit overdone but at the same time the spacecraft wasn't a mining ship, it was a scientific research vessel and those crowds go more pc quicker than blue collar workers would
but let's focus on the real problem, making timothy olyphant a synth who sits around on an island doing fuck all is a waste of his talents

theres weird pedo vibes from the story in this show

>>213696792
why aren't calculators all equipped with 8k led screens?
you don't have to max the tech on everything
you just assume those screens are enough for what they are asked to do
low tech is choice more and more companies are developping on a lot of products

>>213696792
oh so i wasn't crazy for thinking they played an ice age movie lmao
god disney is so creatively bankrupt they literally just stuff their own products into other products as a nod and wink
fuck me why am i trying to get into this industry again?

>>213692505
Main character is lead to believe that they can upload their mind to swap between synthetic bodies and that there is a coin toss at the moment of uploading that decides if You end up being he person who gets transferred to the new body or the person who gets left behind. The twist is that there is no coin toss. What gets uploaded is always just a copy that thinks it is the original, while in reality the original is always stuck in the previous body.

>>213698286
>Transferring and copying are effectively the same thing except one involves a "leftover" consciousness which opens up weird philosophical questions that can't really be answered.
The quintessential brainlet take. Anyone that thinks there is even a modicum of debate on whether the consciousness is transferred or not is a literal retard.

>>213693950
If I could go back in time, I'd beat the shit out of my parents and schools for allowing such poison to enter my body. Took way too long to get away from all the sugary shit. Every country has a sugar problem, but especially America.

>>213702998
>the guy that played dallas
Tom Skerritt

>Rips off paper butter blade
>Just slaps it on her back with not sheathe
>It stays there
How the fuck?

>>213703433
maybe she's magnetic? the black cyborg guy has a shapeshifting arm so it's possible she can attach things to her person when needed for storage.

>>213703492
WY and Tyrell synths are all organic, maybe Prodigy is different like Seegson.
That nano arm is retarded.

>>213702157
He was kino in The End of the Fucking World.

>>213702355
No I meant the genius trillionaire genetic defect kid. Shes cute I don’t mind her

>>213678333 (OP)
Now watch Sense8

>>213703433
I imagine there's metal in her back or something.

>>213688880
Looks like a woman in a plastic costume

>>213678333 (OP)
Thanks for the info, the Alien franchise is pretty much dead to me at this point. Prometheus reignited my hopes for the franchise but it has been back to shit ever since

>>213698286
>which opens up weird philosophical questions that can't really be answered.
What the fuck questions are opened moron? You died, that's it.

>>213703492
i wonder if her cunt is magnetic

>>213688802
>>213688485
>>213688880
I prefer the original one, the head on that still hasn't been beat

>>213702133
i think that one is a male poo