Thread 213678984

Haha go OFF Queen!

>>213678984 (OP)
Peak modern writing.

>>213678984 (OP)
I love gaslighting the people I love to exert control. Manipulation is my love language! <3

>>213678984 (OP)
Up until now I've only seen Wednesday and not the others of the cast. I can see why now. What an ugly bitch. Sad!

>>213678984 (OP)
I love how this goes completely against the spirit of both the originial series AND the 90's movies. Morticia and Gomez were supposed to be a loving, functional (if eccentric) couple of equals. This trite girlbossism DEGRADES their relationship, if anything.

>>213678984 (OP)
>Ortega bitches about unfitting dialogue for wednesday and blocks it
>But this gets in somehow

Bitch gives just as little of a shit about the addams as everyone else working on this garbage

>>213679533
Most women get the ick from nu-Gomez so it don't matter

>>213678984 (OP)
She's right though. Women have always have more leverage when it comes to marriage and relationships.

>>213678984 (OP)
The original Morticia would never say that. I thought Ortega wanted the series to be faithful to the original Addams family.

>>213678984 (OP)
wtf this is WOKE

Women always think they're good at 56-dimensional chess, but they are literally incapable of it, unless they target mentally-handicapped men, and even then it's a gamble. Court systems have to assrape men just to compensate for women being peanut brains

>>213678984 (OP)
Go woke, get broke.

Don't they know how things work?

>>213679550
>>213679690
Not to defend this tripe, but iirc Ortega was referring to her own lines, it's not like she can change the whole script herself.
Blame the screenwriters and Burton for letting it happen.

>>213679773
This doesn't sound like something Burton would do, unless he sold his soul.

>>213679817
No, in some interviews he took a stand against this leftist shit, but he does have veto power on shitty lines being the director.

>>213679533
Don't question Jews just like you don't reason with a schizophrenic.

>>213679532
You think a tall dark hair pale skin giant tits woman is ugly? You're a gay

>>213678984 (OP)
This is the literal opposite to their dynamic. Morticia sees him as the head of the family, Gomez sees himself as Morticia's slave.

>>213679936
she has the face of an albino orc

>>213678984 (OP)
Is it me or the chin is sort of distracting?

>>213678984 (OP)
>>213679279
Most men are so beta that women don't even have to manipulate them. Husbands hand over control to their wives all the time because they're spineless. It's mostly whites and asians.

>>213679533
This, Addams Family is literally the exact opposite of the kind of family Bundy were, they ride AND die together, that's the point. It's what made them stand out from every other sitcom family back in the day and it was way ahead of its time. Hell, now it's way ahead of [current year].

>>213678984 (OP)
Why does Morticia look like a bogged whore? Imagine her next to Carolyn Jones.

>>213678984 (OP)
wow she's ugly, wtf is that lump face disease

>>213678984 (OP)
That's it.
I'm seeding this shit, not giving a single cent to wokists.

>>213678984 (OP)
Is this the part in which we laugh?

>>213680008
The only people that marry are whites and asians so it makes sense.

Blacks make bastards and abandon, indians rape, and latinos beat the mothers and cheat on them.

>>213679532
>catherine zeta jones is an ugly bitch
Saaaar

>>213679936
Too old.

>>213680276
She was spectacular, but she's been bogged out of those looks now

>>213680276
correct

>>213680233
it's latinx