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/hor/ - Horror General
Unhappy Campers edition

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Anonymous No.213681848 >>213682029
>>213681759 (OP)
Girl Butt
Anonymous No.213681989
Kolobutt
Anonymous No.213682029 >>213689408
>>213681848
Anon...
Anonymous No.213682051 >>213682262 >>213683136 >>213689621
Zzzzzzz
Anonymous No.213682077 >>213682154 >>213682194 >>213682468
>>213681986
I honestly think it's a marvel, because it is doing something that only cost like 50k, but has literally thousands of imitators that fail to capture the same lightning in a bottle even though they have the template.
Anonymous No.213682097 >>213682142 >>213682597
>>213681759 (OP)
Anonymous No.213682116 >>213682795 >>213683239
I like Sleepaway Camp 2 and 3 more than 1. How is Return to Sleepaway Camp?
Anonymous No.213682142
>>213682097
Kino actress.
Anonymous No.213682154 >>213682354
>>213682077
Because an imitation can only be an imitation. BWP wasn't actually a brand new idea it just did it really well.
Anonymous No.213682184 >>213682337 >>213682519 >>213683078
>>213681759 (OP)
Why are most horror protagonists women?
Anonymous No.213682194 >>213682433 >>213682468
>>213682077
I agree, and I actually really like the first Paranormal Activity and the third one too but none of them hold a candle to the original Blair Witch Project.
Anonymous No.213682262
>>213682051
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Anonymous No.213682318
>>213681759 (OP)
The ending to 1 is hilarious. But also scary. How did they predict such a terrifying future even back then?
Anonymous No.213682337
>>213682184
Statistically most killers are men and victims are women so it makes sense that in a horror movie they are primarily the target.
Anonymous No.213682354 >>213682421
>>213682154
BWP didn't spark imitators so much as the ff genre getting a giant boost. A lot of that boost is the same thing that boosts any genre (insane profit margins) and timing. BWP hit when horror in general was getting huge mainstream audiences
This isn't to badmouth the movie, but some things hit at the right moment and anything in the mid 90s which was vaguely horror adjacent was getting funding for four sequels and remakes nobody asked for
Anonymous No.213682421 >>213682506
>>213682354
It does have a bunch of direct imitators even many years later. Willow Creek for example came out in 2013 and is beat for beat BWP. You can also tell when a movie is blatantly copying the ending.
Anonymous No.213682433 >>213682477 >>213682506 >>213682597 >>213682633 >>213682677 >>213683440
>>213682194
>Blair Witch
Dude I don't understand the appeal. It's just faggy movie nerds screaming at eachother for a couple hours. Nothing scary even happens. There's no jump scares. There's no pychological horror. It's just them lost and being constantly fucking annoying. Even the ending is entirely fucking underwhelming. I don't don't understand the appeal at all. Honestly, the premise, setup, and style has huge potential but its all wasted.
Anonymous No.213682468 >>213683603
>>213682077
>>213682194
Lake Mungo is another good one and might be the only one of that same style and budget that comes close to TBWP in terms of sheer atmosphere but the entire movie is basically building up to one single, but effective, jump scare and the mockumentary format doesn't quite hit the same as the found footage POV camera does. In TBWP you actually feel like you're with the characters in real time as they're slowly losing their minds.
Anonymous No.213682477
>>213682433
>Dude
Stopped reading here
Anonymous No.213682506 >>213694800 >>213694800
>>213682433
>the premise, setup, and style has huge potential
That's what a lot of other FF makers saw
>>213682421
>but someone remade a horror shot for shot
Let me know when there's seven of those in five years of another and we can put it with the Universal monsters
Anonymous No.213682519 >>213682758
>>213682184
they communicate their emotions in body language more so it doesn't break immersion when they look more terrified. it's more immersive for female viewers and male viewers have their protective instincts kicking in and making them more invested + coomers so it's all around a better choice.
if a male looks terrified on screen then most viewers kinda stop caring for the poor fucker so they make good ground meat for slashers.
Anonymous No.213682532
>>213681759 (OP)
Second postOPAngela was the best Angela.
Anonymous No.213682597 >>213682638 >>213682647 >>213694800
>>213682097
tight tight TIGHT
>>213682433
you have to remember when it came out. It had the worlds first viral marketing campaign.
Anonymous No.213682633 >>213694800
>>213682433
Sorry you're going to have to find someone else to take your bait. Nothing is more cringe than someone who pretends to be an authority on horror while demonstrating a clear inability to actually define what it is beyond their own personal feelings that they forget is just that: personal.
Anonymous No.213682634 >>213682707 >>213683665 >>213683717 >>213686525
>>213681759 (OP)
am i reddit
Anonymous No.213682638
>>213682597
DAMN MAN, LOOK AT THAT LOOK
Anonymous No.213682647
>>213682597
>you have to remember when it came out
No you don't it's a great film on it's own.
Anonymous No.213682677 >>213694800
>>213682433
Anonymous No.213682707 >>213682866
>>213682634
>rating Talk to Me and Weapons higher than The Thing, TCM and Black Christmas
Anonymous No.213682740
>>213681759 (OP)
What's the ranking of Camp Blood movies?
Anonymous No.213682758 >>213683030 >>213683034 >>213683663 >>213690592
>>213682519
Males fight back.
Its not realistic for men to be terrified.
Anonymous No.213682795
>>213682116
It’s not great but it isn’t as bad as people make it out to be. It’s closer to 2+3 in that it doesn’t take itself very seriously. I’d say it’s worth a watch if you’ve seen the rest of the series.
Anonymous No.213682865 >>213683009 >>213683099 >>213683949 >>213686470
Not horror but I just watched Streets of Fire:

18 year old Diane Lane
Early roles for Willem Dafoe, Bill Paxton, Amy Madigan
Woeful acting from Michael ParΓ©
Great visual skill from Walter Hill
The Warriors meets a rock n' roll musical
You have to be inebriated somehow
Anonymous No.213682866 >>213683414 >>213683426 >>213683524
>>213682707
yes. their age and thus their dated look and audio is what keeps them away from 5/5s in the current year!
Anonymous No.213683009 >>213683099
>>213682865
>just watched Streets of Fire
LYING IN YOUR BED AND ON A SATURDAY NIGHT
YOU'RE SWEATIN' BUCKETS AND IT'S NOT EVEN HOTTT
Anonymous No.213683030
>>213682758
You fags are terrified of black people dating white women so thats a lie...
Anonymous No.213683034 >>213692881
>>213682758
>Man fights back
>Dies

>Woman does nothing
>Wins
Anonymous No.213683039 >>213683608
Any other episodes that should get own blu ray?
Anonymous No.213683078
>>213682184
You wanna watch a man in peril you fag?
Anonymous No.213683099 >>213683192
>>213682865
>>213683009
Based streets of fire chads.
Anonymous No.213683136
>>213682051
I've actually only seen this movie with a very similar name
Anonymous No.213683145 >>213683333
Now that the dust settled, was it kino?
Anonymous No.213683192 >>213683312
>>213683099

It's the purest feeling, when we dancing on the ceiling
Anonymous No.213683239
>>213682116
I just watched 3 again earlier. The scene with Angela and the cop is funny.
>I like Sleepaway Camp 2 and 3 more than 1
My friends had only seen 1 and I said liked 2 better. They hated it and said it was slop. I still like it though.
Anonymous No.213683312
>>213683192
https://youtu.be/P5FLjAs2nQI
Fuck, now i wanna watch it again.
Anonymous No.213683333
>>213683145

My old edgy self thought the first two were classic but hated the last, and later watched them all together and then folded for a bit, wondering what the fuck I was ever thinking.
Anonymous No.213683414
>>213682866
Kys
Anonymous No.213683426 >>213684173
>>213682866
>ranking a better movie lower because it wasn't in 4k ultra hd
well, okay then.
Anonymous No.213683440 >>213694800
>>213682433
It's a genuinely kino movie and you should kill yourself
Anonymous No.213683524
>>213682866
>using the term "current year" unironically to defend modern slop like Talk to Me
Anonymous No.213683603
>>213682468
>horror where you're watching a scene and then it's later revealed a person or ghost was there in the background the entire time
That shit spooks me more than anything else for some reason
Anonymous No.213683608 >>213683626
>>213683039
why would they pick suitable flesh? that movie is ass
Anonymous No.213683626 >>213683784
>>213683608
Silver linings and all…
Anonymous No.213683663
>>213682758
yeah like in Predator or in Braindead and Evil Dead but then it's a different tone(which i like too).
Anonymous No.213683665 >>213684737
>>213682634
It's really sΓΆy/reddit-ish sadly, yes
Anonymous No.213683717
>>213682634
kinda but most of it is decent so that doesn't say much
Anonymous No.213683784 >>213683902
>>213683626
Cool hat, mom.
Anonymous No.213683902
>>213683784
Based mom appreciator.
Anonymous No.213683930
>>213681759 (OP)
A classic show.
Anonymous No.213683949
>>213682865
Now watch The Wanderers. The absolute underrated street gang 50s style masterpiece.
Anonymous No.213684095
Anonymous No.213684097
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElvLZMsYXlo
Anonymous No.213684115 >>213684410 >>213685008 >>213685374 >>213686110
I need more cringe kino like this
Anonymous No.213684173 >>213684338 >>213684416
>>213683426
>noooo you cant rate an audiovisual medium like films based on their shortcomings in audio and visual quality nooooo you just cant aaaaaa!!!
Anonymous No.213684338 >>213684917
>>213684173
Modern movies are shot very flat and neutral so they can make it look however they want in post. But they still end up having very flat lighting and contrast from being shot that way. Digital camera also have a very shallow depth of field and the backgrounds a usually out of focus. It all looks the same and is boring. Also, media can be overproduced. If you're really rating these on production quality, I would disagree that they are visually well done desu.
Anonymous No.213684410
>>213684115
Second bastard >>>>>>>
Anonymous No.213684416 >>213684714
>>213684173
One could, provided they are not entirely ignorant of technical matters. To genuinely believe that Talk to Me possesses superior cinematography to The Thing demonstrates a unmistakable lack of formal education.
Anonymous No.213684468 >>213684753 >>213684856
Can someone recommend a good movie for me to watch tonight please thats fairly recent. Im so fucning starved for something good. Its really depressing. I like horror / thriller / drama / romance. Please
Anonymous No.213684699 >>213684801 >>213684948 >>213684971 >>213685614 >>213685976
Movies for when you’re white, gay, leftist, stands with Ukraine and BLM?
Anonymous No.213684714
>>213684416
body horror is always shit.
Anonymous No.213684737 >>213684967
>>213683665
pissman
Anonymous No.213684753 >>213684827
>>213684468
Hit Man (2023)
It's pretty fun.
Anonymous No.213684801 >>213690592
>>213684699
Midsommar
Anonymous No.213684827
>>213684753
A zany comedy? No
Anonymous No.213684856
>>213684468
Watch Talk to Me
Anonymous No.213684917 >>213685026
>>213684338
boomer coded take
Anonymous No.213684926
Anonymous No.213684948
>>213684699
Any Stephen King adaption post-2002
Anonymous No.213684967 >>213684990
>>213684737
That post wasn't him but I'm not telling you how I know
Anonymous No.213684971
>>213684699
I don't know why you would be a cuck for Russia
>captcha: HYDR8
Anonymous No.213684990
>>213684967
Hi pissman
Anonymous No.213685008 >>213688476
>>213684115
Hell of the Living Dead
Anonymous No.213685026 >>213685192
>>213684917
Okay. And yours is the take of a pleb who never notices all modern movies shot with digital cameras look exactly the same and are soulless.
Anonymous No.213685074 >>213685189 >>213685207 >>213685608
>watch Barbarian for the first time a week ago
>watch Weapons
>remember my strange nostalgic fondness for Justin Long
should I rewatch Jeepers Creepers or does that make me a pedo supporter?
Anonymous No.213685165
Pissman
The pissman spammer is back.
Anonymous No.213685189 >>213685221
>>213685074
God is dead do what you feel
Anonymous No.213685192 >>213685805
>>213685026
>all modern movies shot with digital cameras look exactly the same
all old movies look the same too
Anonymous No.213685207 >>213685251
>>213685074
Watch Tusk starring Long and Michael Parks from The Evictors. He's way better in Tusk playing a crazy old guy and Long plays an annoying podcaster so he's essentially locked in to the role.
Anonymous No.213685221
>>213685189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_OTz-lpDjw
Anonymous No.213685251 >>213687654
>>213685207
>Harper
yep, it's kino time
Anonymous No.213685374 >>213685501
>>213684115
Anonymous No.213685501 >>213685732
>>213685374
its pretty hot that the college student hooks up with that professor

also i liked the cameo of LEE BRUCE (not bruce lee)
Anonymous No.213685536
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/vicious-dakota-fanning-paramount-plus-release-1236344744/
Anonymous No.213685608 >>213688549
>>213685074
>or does that make me a pedo supporter?
Don't be retarded, anon.
Anonymous No.213685614
>>213684699
Hereditary
Anonymous No.213685628
>old people seriously think their 80s teen slasher was more groundbreaking than actual creative horror like weapons
Anonymous No.213685732 >>213685808
>>213685501
lmao
Anonymous No.213685805 >>213685826 >>213685932
>>213685192
>I don't like this movie because I'm used to watching movies with flat lighting, shallow depth of field, and blacks that crash into oblivion
Okay, so you don't know much about filmmaking. With actual film cameras the film stock, the lenses used, processing techniques, and to a lesser extent the aperture etc. had a bigger impact on the depth of field. With digital camera not so much because the senor plays a huge role in how they look. And now I'm sure you'll just start yelling about boomers some more.
Anonymous No.213685808 >>213685867 >>213685969
>>213685732
Anonymous No.213685826
>>213685805
>film stock, the lenses used, processing techniques,
I meant this on overall look of the movie. Aperture more specific to depth pf field, etc.
Anonymous No.213685867
>>213685808
Ke there's a 2023 bruceploitation documentary called Enter the Clones of Bruce (which is also a play on Enter Three Dragons/enter the dragon)
Anonymous No.213685883 >>213685993 >>213686010
Are there ANY coomkinos that are actually scary?
Anonymous No.213685932 >>213686311 >>213686507 >>213686655
>>213685805
>like new movie more than old one
>boomers start yapping about how the film stock, the lenses used, processing techniques, and to a lesser extent the aperture etc. had a bigger impact on the depth of field
lmao. old movies are low res grainy high contrast slop
Anonymous No.213685969
>>213685808
Anonymous No.213685976 >>213686158
>>213684699
I got you.
>In the aftermath of the Russian invasion of Ukraine in February 2022, a witch from Konotop seeks revenge on the Russian soldiers who killed her fiancΓ©.
Anonymous No.213685993 >>213686015 >>213686054 >>213687209 >>213689927
>>213685883
Anonymous No.213686010
>>213685883
You know that's actually a genius idea, a typical hot co-eds film with tons of nude scenes but it's also just total dread.
Anonymous No.213686015 >>213689927
>>213685993
That fucking bitch
Anonymous No.213686022 >>213686605 >>213686676
Anonymous No.213686054 >>213686349
>>213685993
>bed against the window
do washingtonian's really?
Anonymous No.213686110
>>213684115
Bunnyman is peak cringekino, still cringe remembering the fever dream scene in part 3.
Anonymous No.213686158 >>213686461 >>213690592
>>213685976
She looks like a total roastie.
35.
No youth.
Anonymous No.213686247 >>213686375 >>213686461
Are you ready for some jeet horror?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBnx0PP7OuQ
Anonymous No.213686311 >>213686499 >>213686605
>>213685932
>more dynamic range is oversaturation
All the movies you watch look like pic related
Anonymous No.213686349 >>213686500
>>213686054
better than having to cross the hallway at 3am to take a piss.
Anonymous No.213686375 >>213686419
>>213686247
decent looking trailer, I'll watch it though hopes are not high
Anonymous No.213686419
>>213686375
ok, leftist
Anonymous No.213686461
>>213686247
We alreadt deal with it on these threads >>213686158
Anonymous No.213686470
>>213682865
Streets of Fire reminds of Bubblegum Crisis.
Anonymous No.213686499
>>213686311
kek
Anonymous No.213686500 >>213686877
>>213686349
Not my problem.
Anonymous No.213686507 >>213686630 >>213686793
>>213685932
>old movies
what does this mean? when does a movie become old? how can all "old movies be "slop"? like alien, the thing, texas chainsaw, the exorcist i mean you can list every single movie from 60s to 2000s. Since the last 10/15 years it's gotten to a point where there are no new movies anymore, everything that releases today are unwatchable. Only the absolute best are somewhat tolerable.
Anonymous No.213686521 >>213688007
48 days
Anonymous No.213686525
>>213682634
>Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person

Never heard of that before. Added to my watchlist.
Anonymous No.213686605 >>213686676
>>213686311
All the movies you watched looked like >>213686022
Anonymous No.213686630 >>213686676 >>213687454
>>213686507
what's that shot from?
Anonymous No.213686655 >>213688876
>>213685932
This poster is like 80 IQ max.
Anonymous No.213686676 >>213687072 >>213687454
>>213686022
>>213686605
fuckin lol that's funny. What is that a porn exploitation tv movie or something?
>>213686630
RAN
Anonymous No.213686784 >>213687072 >>213687123
>porn exploitation
Anonymous No.213686793
>>213686507
>All the movies you watch look like pic related
Anonymous No.213686877 >>213687332
>>213686500
not mine either, i just turn on the bed and piss out the window
Anonymous No.213686902
>console wars thread
Anonymous No.213687072
>>213686676
its from based madman mars
>>213686784
MADMAN MARZ

HES REAL

directors commentary is great, hearing how they got funding and how they shot it and shit
Anonymous No.213687123 >>213687166
>>213686784
LORE OF THE CAMPFIRE
TELLING OF HIS HORROR
LOST IN THE WOODS
WITH A MADMAN AND THE STARS
DONT LAFF AT THE TALE
HEEEED IF YOU CALL HIM

BEWAAA--A-ARE THE MAN
THE MAN THEY CALL MARS
THE LE-E-EGEND LIVES THE MAN THEY CALL MARZ
Anonymous No.213687166
>>213687123
https://youtu.be/5sBZpXJfEa4?si=N_OYN5d5lUj_SglB
>its been 6 years

oh god i remember seeing this live
im only 25, im not supposed to feel this yet
Anonymous No.213687209 >>213689927
>>213685993
She has a huge mouth, ngl
Anonymous No.213687332
>>213686877
>He didn't get my reference
Anonymous No.213687454 >>213687843 >>213688034
>>213686676
>>213686630
Its from kagemusha ya doof
Anonymous No.213687654
>>213685251
Always
Anonymous No.213687843
>>213687454
that makes more sense, I was like hmm I've seen Ran and don't remember that scene
Anonymous No.213687946 >>213693474
>>213681759 (OP)
i watched the medium a last weekend. Really expertly made overall. The rituals and traditions are shown so naturally it felt like an actual documentary at times. Reminded me of the exorcist in that way. But i hate downer endings like this. Everybody just kinda dies i guess? Still really great movie.
Anonymous No.213688007
>>213686521
Anonymous No.213688034
>>213687454
all medieval samurai kurusawa movies are ran for me. they all blend into ran in my mind.
Anonymous No.213688058 >>213688112
Anonymous No.213688112 >>213688208
>>213688058
Kino alert!
Anonymous No.213688197 >>213688304
Anonymous No.213688208 >>213688291
>>213688112
Anonymous No.213688239
Do not be swayed by the siren songs of these hussys
Return to Baghuul
Anonymous No.213688291 >>213688421
>>213688208
Sometimes I prefer one sister, sometimes I prefer the other.
Anonymous No.213688304 >>213688415
>>213688197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwYMgLoENH8&list=RDMwYMgLoENH8&start_radio=1
Anonymous No.213688397
Just put on Hell House 2
Anonymous No.213688415
>>213688304
The real horror was the shag carpeting.
Anonymous No.213688421 >>213688532 >>213688552 >>213688634
>>213688291
Roz all the way.
Anonymous No.213688476
>>213685008
this, and Nightmare City
Anonymous No.213688532
>>213688421
Respect.
Anonymous No.213688549 >>213688574 >>213688596
>>213685608
But the director of Jeepers is a convicted pedo
Anonymous No.213688552 >>213688689
>>213688421
Same, even though she's a dishonest trickster that wouldn't show her feet.
Anonymous No.213688574 >>213688700 >>213688822
>>213688549
Yes, and?
Anonymous No.213688596
>>213688549
Anonymous No.213688634
>>213688421
basado
Anonymous No.213688689 >>213688706
>>213688552
Anonymous No.213688697 >>213688745 >>213688854
Any /hor/ about being fuckin SWEATY as BALLS
Anonymous No.213688700 >>213688729 >>213688796
>>213688574
Feels weird to like his shit now.
Anonymous No.213688706 >>213688823
>>213688689
That's one meaty Einhorn.
Anonymous No.213688729 >>213689004 >>213689315
>>213688700
But we knew about him BEFORE he even directed Jeepers.
Anonymous No.213688745
>>213688697
graveyard shift, angel heart
Anonymous No.213688796
>>213688700
Ngmi
Anonymous No.213688822 >>213688970
>>213688574
And I shan't be watching his work. Simple as.
Anonymous No.213688823 >>213689997
>>213688706
Relaaaaax, guy!
Anonymous No.213688854
>>213688697
Return of the living dead is pretty sweaty
Anonymous No.213688876
>>213686655
>noooo new movies cant be better because uhhhh the depth of field or something
hahaha
Anonymous No.213688970
>>213688822
Ok.
Anonymous No.213689004
>>213688729
I didn't, I was like 12 when I first saw it
Anonymous No.213689018 >>213689301 >>213689387 >>213689615 >>213690029
why is this getting good reviews? it was so bad
Anonymous No.213689301 >>213689510
>>213689018
if it's pro reviews it's probably because le meaning
Anonymous No.213689315
>>213688729
and?
Anonymous No.213689387 >>213689510
>>213689018
I liked it.
Anonymous No.213689408
>>213682029
He's right though.
Anonymous No.213689510 >>213689565
>>213689387
why?

>>213689301
it had nothing to tell.
>muh fear of commitment
oh the horror i have a cute white girlfriend im going insaneeeee
Anonymous No.213689565
>>213689510
i haven't watched it but the poster implies fusional relationship themes
Anonymous No.213689615
>>213689018
reviewers are tits > ass guys
Anonymous No.213689621
>>213682051
I don't really get these italian movies. There are probably some people who like them but I think they're so widely acclaimed because people like the idea of them more than the actual movies
Anonymous No.213689927 >>213689998 >>213690016
>>213685993
>>213686015
>>213687209
Post more of her or else.
Anonymous No.213689997 >>213690131
>>213688823
It's unfair how hot Sean Young is.
Anonymous No.213689998 >>213690130
>>213689927
You have a ghost gf RIGHT THERE mark
Anonymous No.213690011 >>213690081
I genuinely like Terrifier and Damien Leone, and the lads behind the "Fuzz on the lens" productions. theyre good guys

However, the lead actor is an unhinged leftist maniac that wants you and I shot in the head and killed.

I cannot support this anymore. I'm not buying anything Terrifier related ever again after this shit he posted today
>if you disagree with me, you should be shot in the head
this fucking psycho shouldnt have a career at this point
Anonymous No.213690016 >>213690130
>>213689927
>or else
Anonymous No.213690029
>>213689018
Could it be that your own take isn't universal?
The correct question would be finding out which elements do the people who liked it point out
Anonymous No.213690081
>>213690011
He does sound like a bitch One of those low test actors (Ruffalo, Chris Evans, Ron Perlman) with much less acting talent
Anonymous No.213690130
>>213689998
>>213690016
Just skimmed through it and she's barely in it, doesn't have a big mouth, and the film is ass. Liars.
Anonymous No.213690131 >>213690204 >>213691323
>>213689997
Sean's more of an acquired taste imo.
Anonymous No.213690160 >>213690204 >>213690224
>IMG_9840.jpg
Anonymous No.213690161 >>213690180
>>213681759 (OP)
>sleepaway camp 2
Unironically better than the first.
Anonymous No.213690180
>>213690161
I agree
Anonymous No.213690204
>>213690160
he's nowhere near that image number
>>213690131
top tier babe for me, just a well framed face.
Anonymous No.213690211
hey bouys you like my hairy pit pussy
Anonymous No.213690224
>>213690160
>newfag spotted
Anonymous No.213690246 >>213690286 >>213690289
>he's nowhere near that image number
>youngsean.jpg
>newfag spotted
Anonymous No.213690286
>>213690246
Anonymous No.213690289 >>213690427
>>213690246
You just quoted three different posters and Pisscuckjeet isn't even here right now.
Anonymous No.213690383
Anonymous No.213690427 >>213690592
>>213690289
NTA but: perhaps NPM isn't here rn but he quite obviously has already posted itt
Anonymous No.213690469
>213690427
Stop talking about yourself, fag. No one cares about the shitty movies you're obsessed with.
Anonymous No.213690592 >>213690803
>>213690427
True. I just reread the thread and would bet money he posted these:
>>213682758
>>213684801
>>213686158
Anonymous No.213690664 >>213690995
>213690592
Samefag quoting his own posts, kys.
Anonymous No.213690803
>>213690592
What will NPM say about this scene?
Anonymous No.213690987 >>213691114 >>213691295 >>213691300 >>213691543 >>213692004 >>213692567
What are the best horror movies where you see soldiers/cops fighting monsters?

Some of my favorites:
Aliens
Dawn of the Dead (original)
Hatchet 3
Anonymous No.213690995
>>213690664
You're as retarded as the resident schizo for thinking he possesses even an ounce of self-awareness. He's a compulsive liar and you'd know this if you weren't a newfag.
Anonymous No.213691059 >>213691228
>213690995
You are not self-aware. First step towards progress is admitting it, champ. Now stop spamming threads.
Anonymous No.213691114 >>213691217 >>213691458 >>213692567
>>213690987
i wonder if a movie can even be horror when you have soldiers or cops fighting for more than a split second.
Anonymous No.213691150 >>213691200
Not only is it a new Troma
Not only is it a new Macon Blair
Not only is it a new Elijah Wood
But it's a new Troma Macon Blair Elijah Wood
15 days til toxie time
Anonymous No.213691200 >>213691459
>>213691150
i was interested until i saw a trailer and they replaced the fast food muggers with christian terrorist
Anonymous No.213691217 >>213691248 >>213691295 >>213692567
>>213691114
Is Aliens not horror? The Marines gun down tons of them but they just keep coming.
Anonymous No.213691228
>>213691059
The fact you're not even properly replying to me in some desperate attempt to one-up me is the only concession I needed.
Anonymous No.213691248 >>213691458 >>213692567
>>213691217
i dont think it is, no. it do have some spooky scenes but a horror? it's not alien.
Anonymous No.213691264 >>213691797
THE NEW JASON LOOKS LIKE SHIT
FUCK THE NEW JASON LOOKEDIKE A FUCKING TEEN
Anonymous No.213691295
>>213691217
>>213690987
In the case of a zombie apocalypse type horror the spook is not that zombies might get you the spook is that zombies fucking exist. Even if you can kill all of them you have still already lost.
Anonymous No.213691300
>>213690987
>Dog Soldiers
>Resident Evil 1 & 2
>Predator
>28 Weeks Later
Anonymous No.213691323 >>213691355
>>213690131
Harperposter is back :\
Anonymous No.213691355
>>213691323
thats fine, she's mostly in good movies despite the avatarshitting
Anonymous No.213691458 >>213692567
>>213691114
>>213691248
https://youtu.be/IS2PtmM9mwU?si=uin7lYXHIck06Rts

I'd consider this scene pretty scary.
Anonymous No.213691459
>>213691200
gotta keep things relevant
Anonymous No.213691543
>>213690987
The Keep
Anonymous No.213691547 >>213691627 >>213692793
Deadstream team is making an Amnityville
How we feelin housebros
Anonymous No.213691627 >>213692789
>>213691547
Skeptical untll further notice. The guys who did Starry Eyes were given a ton of money to churn out a nondescript Pet Sematary remake. Horror directors often become overly cautious if not algorithmic when they start doing bigger budget movies (see: Sam Raimi)
Anonymous No.213691797 >>213691868 >>213691958
>>213691264
he looks like shit
Anonymous No.213691868 >>213691958
>>213691797
Is he going to be a teenager in the show? Is it a teenage Jason sitcom?
Anonymous No.213691887 >>213692025 >>213692226
>>213681759 (OP)
i'm gonna rip the uhd and post the nudes on /gif/ soon
Anonymous No.213691947 >>213692010 >>213692223 >>213692288 >>213693155
I haven't watched Hereditary since the year it came out, does it hold up?
Anonymous No.213691958
>>213691868
>>213691797
nope
a 13 minute beer commercial with Jason was just released on YouTube ( it's supposed to be a small movie)
and Jason looks like complete FUCKING shit.
some hard cider company paid for this. but it has the official look for the new jason and he looked fucking awful.
Anonymous No.213692004
>>213690987
Anonymous No.213692010 >>213692029
>>213691947
I watched it for the first time earlier this year and yeah
Anonymous No.213692025
>>213691887
Post link when you do pls
Anonymous No.213692029
>>213692010
oh apparently it was last year
Where does the time go
Anonymous No.213692072 >>213692350 >>213692878
this worth a watch?
Anonymous No.213692223
>>213691947
No. Do not rewatch it.
Anonymous No.213692226
>>213691887
Holy based
Anonymous No.213692237
>>213681759 (OP)
Horror used to be fun and even kinda life affirming with the humor and wholesomeness. Now it's all demoralization.

Oh and you know how people remark that Black folks love horror? It's because all the characters who die are White.
Anonymous No.213692288
>>213691947
Yes. Rewatch it.
Anonymous No.213692350
>>213692072
yeah it's one of the best masters of horror episodes
Anonymous No.213692395
>moments that shouldn't be scary but make you shit your pants
Anonymous No.213692567 >>213692902
>>213690987
>>213691217
>>213691458
Of course it's a fucking horror film. Anyone who tells you it isn't a horror film fundamentally doesnt understand the concept like this guy >>213691114 >>213691248 who probably isn't able to tell you why they think it isn't horror without engaging in some serious cognitive dissonance because they will likely still tell you it's an action film despite there barely being any compared to normal action movies. That or they simply lack the capability to be able to notice when a movie is trying even unsuccessfully to make them feel a certain way Many such cases in the horror community.
Anonymous No.213692581
Speedy Gonzales ass thread.
Anonymous No.213692789
>>213691627
the suits just pick someone with a little cache for legitimacy, but not so much that they can actually push back. marvel does it all the time.
Anonymous No.213692793
>>213691547
Hoping it's good, though in hindsight part of the success of it was the lead actors. Like their VHS segment was decent but the leads weren't as strong, Chrissy-demon was the highlight.
Anonymous No.213692878
>>213692072
While you're at it, give the episode of MOH called Pick Me Up a watch.
It's easily my favorite episode.
It's entertaining as fuck. Walker and Trucker are hilarious in their killings, and whoever wrote their dialogue needs more work in the film industry.
Anonymous No.213692881
>>213683034
>women try do something
>fail horribly
Anonymous No.213692902 >>213693006
>>213692567
some kind of monster-thriller
Anonymous No.213692991 >>213693150 >>213693191 >>213693237 >>213693330
ATTENTION FAGGOTS WHO DARED GO IN THE HOUSE
Eli Roth has a new trailer out for you
https://youtu.be/zpguAl7V_vU
Anonymous No.213693006 >>213693144
>>213692902
The creature feature is a subgenre of horror my guy.
Anonymous No.213693144 >>213693328
>>213693006
if it were horror it would be, aliens is less of a horror than a Them!
Anonymous No.213693150 >>213693181 >>213693237
>>213692991
and people dared to doubt Roth's new studio.
on that topic, did anyone see Jimmy and Stiggs?
Anonymous No.213693155
>>213691947
I rewatched it last week. It's actually pretty cool. It was a lot more psychological than I remember. I think depending on how much you remember its pretty cool as a rewatch. I don't think you get a ton out of rewatching it a second time, but there was definity a bunch of background shit I didn't pick up on. Toni Collette is actually such a good actor holy fuck. She carryies those old fucking chuds on her old ass GILF back.
Anonymous No.213693181
>>213693150
I will. Sounds interesting
Anonymous No.213693191 >>213693426
>>213692991
I wiah Eli Roth's raw passion translated into talent same with Rob Zombie
>Coming soon from Eli and Snoop
>Snoop Dogg
Is Bones (2001) any good?
Anonymous No.213693237 >>213693331 >>213693407
>>213693150
>>213692991
thats just a fucking "dont" trailer ripoff you dumb chuds... plus that one robbie williams music video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbFmy4d-E8c
Anonymous No.213693315 >>213693416 >>213693483 >>213693531
Are there any movies that are set/take place mostly in a mall/facility?

I can only think of Gremlins 2, Cabin In the Woods, Chopping Mall, and Dawn of the Dead.
Anonymous No.213693328
>>213693144
I'm afraid this is more a case of you simply just not being as smart and knowledgeable about a subject as you thought you were.
Anonymous No.213693330 >>213693402
>>213692991
>White people getting hurt
>Tough Black guy v/o calling them all bitch including a kid

Thanks, Roth
Anonymous No.213693331
>>213693237
>thats just a fucking "dont" trailer ripoff you dumb chuds
Being this much of a newfag. Do some research anon, Roth was among the original concept's creators
Anonymous No.213693402 >>213693842 >>213693874
>>213693330
And the blond girl in the trailer is the same actress from the Thanksgiving movie whose bf NPM loves (check out what the character looks like)
You have a point but (((Roth))), with a grain of salt, makes entertaining movies
Anonymous No.213693407
>>213693237
Fuck you for making this get stuck in my head 25 years later https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnO3nijfYmU
Anonymous No.213693416
>>213693315
phantom of the mall, even shot in the same mall as chopping mall
Anonymous No.213693426
>>213693191
Didn't see it but I don't particularly mind Snoop minus the annoying le marijuana schtick
Anonymous No.213693451
Just finished the Last Inn (2021). Its on Tubi. Not too bad.
Anonymous No.213693474
>>213687946
looks interesting
Anonymous No.213693483
>>213693315
bio-zombie is very 90s mall slacker, but HK. for me its skyscrapers.
Anonymous No.213693516
Just put on Marshmellow
Anonymous No.213693531
>>213693315
jurassic park, the first resident evil, carnosaur, most of the alien movies in one way or another. The Abyss, Underwater, most any deepsea horror.
Anonymous No.213693770
Anonymous No.213693842 >>213693876 >>213693898
>>213693402
>(((Roth))) makes entertaining movies
Anonymous No.213693874 >>213693943
>>213693402
oh yeah he makes funny entertaining movies but my point stands. For example, I rly like his Death Wish, but all the criminals including the home invasion ones are White.
Anonymous No.213693876
>>213693842
You didn't enjoy Cabin Fever (particularly the DC) or Thanksgiving? The latter has a pretty bold racial joke btw
Anonymous No.213693898 >>213693990
>>213693842
You didn't enjoy Cabin Fever (particularly the DC) or Thanksgiving? The former has a pretty bold racial joke btw
Anonymous No.213693917 >>213694677
Something about the new Jason mask just feels off
Anonymous No.213693943 >>213694006
>>213693874
Yes. He has this weird slant to his characters and it is expected he'll evolve as woke dies and is more and more rejected by audiences
Anonymous No.213693990 >>213694077
>>213693898
yes but the racist joke tellers die horribly. that's the point. think harder. the agenda is always there.
Anonymous No.213693992
>>213681759 (OP)
>draw in the jason and freddy fans for the ol' switcheroo
wdtmbt
Anonymous No.213694006 >>213694122
>>213693943
>woke dies and is more and more rejected by audiences
Two more weeks, chud!
Anonymous No.213694046 >>213694225 >>213694306 >>213695483
Jason & Freddy are bitches
Anonymous No.213694077
>>213693990
The old man on the gas station store doesn't die
Anonymous No.213694115 >>213695688
If you wanted to know who owns the props from Thirteen Ghosts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFfn1k0EsKM
Anonymous No.213694122 >>213694512
>>213694006
You're trying to hijack box office hits whose woke factor was zero (Oppenheimer), peripheral (Mario) or backfiring (Blackspider sucking transcock, ppl rooting for Ken in Barbie etc)
Meanwhile, several openly woke movies flopped hard: Black Captain America, The Marvels, literally dozens of girlboss movies etc etc
Anonymous No.213694225 >>213695265 >>213695483
>>213694046
It's party time!
Anonymous No.213694306
>>213694046
I should rewatch the spiritual remake, The Convent
Anonymous No.213694326 >>213694492 >>213694551 >>213695079
>>213681759 (OP)

Sleepaway camp 2 is a great example of how the 80's were able to produce sequels that might not be great but far more entertaining than any of the trash over the last 35 years and why it all started coming to an end after 89.....

Here's an article I wrote explaining why.....

https://web.archive.org/web/20130923193925/http://talkbacker.com/movies/reviews/the-horror-genre-is-fucking-dead-to-mefact/id=2848

!!!FACT!!!
Anonymous No.213694492
>>213694326
thats bullshit though
Anonymous No.213694512 >>213694589 >>213696395
>>213694122
All those movies shown are woke according to chuds. Hating nazis these days is literally woke.
>Blackspider sucking transcock
Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about
>girlboss
Now this is actual zero woke factor.
Anonymous No.213694551 >>213696680
>>213694326
Seems to be mostly a rant fueled by
1- the natural diminishing returns of the genre (which hasn't died though and in fact evolved into several interesting subgenres)
2-subjective nostalgia factor
Anonymous No.213694576 >>213694699 >>213694777
Rec me some horror flicks with lots of electronic music.
Anonymous No.213694589 >>213696395
>>213694512
You're entirely wrong and your "chud" cop out sounds like a reddit fag trying to build a dumb argument by projecting them on others
Anonymous No.213694677
>>213693917
too narrow
squared eyes
less holes
retarded shaped red triangles
Anonymous No.213694699
>>213694576
Starry Eyes/Beyond the Black Rainbow (80s, synthesizers etc)
Anonymous No.213694777
>>213694576
Halloween III is peak 80s synth score
Anonymous No.213694800 >>213694906 >>213695035 >>213695262
>Blair Witch
>>213682506
>>213682506
>>213682597
>>213682633
>>213682677
>>213683440
I'm not baiting its easily the worst people consider "classic". Tell me why its good. Give me one single fucking scene you enjoyed. Every other found footage film mogs it. It's an hour and a half of those 3 tards screaming at eachother about how lost they are in the forest. Every single god damn scene is that or a black screen with them crying about noises. It takes them the entire movie length to find that shitty little cabin. Even if you enjoyed the 5 minute setup and 5 minute ending thats an hour and 10 minutes of absolute dog shit. Anyone and their dog could film random leaves and edit in screaming faggots in post.
Anonymous No.213694906
>>213694800
blair witch did a lot of stuff right starting with aesthetic scared girl, iconic stick figure hoodoo bullshit, actually used the camera pov+lighting properly. it exists in a world without better cameras/nightvision shit/cellphones which makes it inherently better at spooking. the finale was fantastic.
Anonymous No.213695035
>>213694800
>Tell me why its good.
For most people the fear of the unknown is the strongest fear. The most tense scene is the leadup to the jump, not how the monster looks after it. And BWP does a good job of keeping a slow methodical cranking of tension.
>Anyone and their dog could film random leaves and edit in screaming faggots in post.
yet literally thousands have tried and few come close to dethroning TBP in the eyes of ff fans.
saying the middle is boring is kind of like saying standing on the moon is boring because it's just a bunch of rocks up there, the context matters.
Anonymous No.213695079
>>213694326
I agree. The more I watch 70s and 80s movies the harder it is to watch most new shit. Not just sequels. Film making and writing is just worst most of the time.
Anonymous No.213695262
>>213694800
Anonymous No.213695265 >>213695483
>>213694225
> Eat a bowl of FUCK!!
Anonymous No.213695483 >>213696728
>>213694046
>>213694225
>>213695265
I watch this every Halloween night
Anonymous No.213695688
>>213694115
i love that movie, that and the house on haunted hill are a great time capsule for me
CreepyThinMan No.213695842 >>213695930
>>213681759 (OP)

https://youtu.be/h_6DfxA6LiI?si=z-eLy5-0lyZPCHg6 R.I.P.
https://youtu.be/tM6ohsHSNSs?si=R_43LaOHIcLWDZ9Z
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https://youtu.be/xoWxv2yZXLQ?si=IRl2q9toudr51nn-
https://youtu.be/6LXTzWbDkTs?si=JtlCOK-ZaE09UfjP
https://youtu.be/TAPI5JFXjJw?si=EKXOwchVdiYUTE79

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https://youtu.be/Rf6rLPdqqso?si=ptWh-ZNxHv4Lwwzm
https://youtu.be/2X6fZ7JJwco?si=M4dlp0pYNrRMG808
https://youtu.be/2arZT2JClrk?si=R-yrCyuCfMEUqmMh
https://youtu.be/HPVpHGscjH0?si=bpSaUtGTQ0jCSRDC
https://youtu.be/1wl5BbUg05M?si=yDzDqxFqDG8ef4U_
https://youtu.be/Rf6rLPdqqso?si=ptWh-ZNxHv4Lwwzm
https://youtu.be/3bFK9wv2b4A?si=x6JG8PTYJFtvon4-
https://youtu.be/FOeBaPVwRsE?si=J24UF5UgyjrtVCRQ
https://youtu.be/Vv3dpRg7XXk?si=ZPSC_s_PL1o4sRrp
https://youtu.be/cKTFaaF4T7Y?si=iwjd5TYs45bKDBEi
https://youtu.be/NbVwcN-Wk_Y?si=lF2CklnGJ3R7Paon
https://youtu.be/zt26CSwCNao?si=bnR6Vw6o5YkVBmKq
https://youtu.be/RFnazAsMOQI?si=tbgKCmo6ESnGHkVf
https://youtu.be/A3BbAGEdAiY?si=eNgMy20mTKwCELDg
https://youtu.be/prPb0gvqbyY?si=lcwpDvymXb8XMsX6
https://youtu.be/09zJJ4fRBz0?si=TOvDWy3fum292S-I
https://youtu.be/AtO3e-tt_wg?si=0W4jUcIn_4ZMKfXU
https://youtu.be/mzvk0fWtCs0?si=p_CaRvBelvHP6IQP
https://youtu.be/G1GwzTkSDlw?si=EiXmOxBSXsIZrTXJ
https://youtu.be/I73l5E1BdII?si=790dX-6b9E3dC1Gs
https://youtu.be/-uL1ig83YjA?si=Ycoowv75S0Ps0fd4

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x37bup0

!!!FACT!!!
Anonymous No.213695880 >>213695949
Can someone fix us a new thread? Don't just gad on and on
Anonymous No.213695930
>>213695842
>Walls fall out
classic
Anonymous No.213695949 >>213696256
>>213695880
bump limit is 310. so keep gadding.
Anonymous No.213696059
Anonymous No.213696256
>>213695949
Hope the next thread is acclaimed and beloved
Anonymous No.213696348
Alright I'll bake
Anonymous No.213696366
new
>>213696356
>>213696356
>>213696356
>>213696356
CreepyThinMan No.213696395
>>213694512
>All those movies shown are woke according to chuds. Hating nazis these days is literally woke.

>>213694589
>You're entirely wrong and your "chud" cop out sounds like a reddit fag trying to build a dumb argument by projecting them on others

With NPC SJW's it's always 100% projection as they are always the aggressors in every situation by screaming in peoples faces for attention/money/power by invading, infesting, take away, ruin and/or destroy anything that makes people happy so everyone is as miserable as they are.

So they take all that self-loathing and internal hatred they have within themselves and want to take it out on someone, because they'll never take responsibility for how how their shitty lives have turned out and looking for someone to blame while they'll always respond that the only reason you're mad at them isn't because of what they're doing but because they wont fuck you or can't get laid as they will never ACKnowledge the damage they cause with deliberate malicious intent is the problem because they have no empathy and compassion and tell themselves they're doing the right thing as long as it benefits them, regardless of the results, to alleviate themselves of any guilt, shame and/or remorse a normal person would feel if they did the same things these fucking cockroaches do to others!

This is because they're narcissistic sociopaths with the minds of children who never developed emotionally or intellectually beyond grade school while using words like "Chud" or "Incel" as substitutes for Ugly and Virgin and because you can't be a grow adult calling people those things because they'd be easily dismissed as retarded infants and not worth listening to as everything they think, say and do revolves around there hatred of white straight males and will say anything to justify their behavior and if someone retaliates, they twist it in their minds that any act retaliation retroactively justifies what they did first!!!FACT!!!
CreepyThinMan No.213696680
>>213694551
>1- the natural diminishing returns of the genre (which hasn't died though and in fact evolved into several interesting subgenres)
>2-subjective nostalgia factor
Anonymous No.213696728
>>213695483
It's one of the few movies where I enjoy both the original and remake. But I honestly can't remember if I saw the sequel.