Thread 213685144

>>213685144 (OP)
To correctly show the modern worlds diversity through Ciri it should be Debra Wilson

>>213685272
Agreed, I was thinking Idris Elba as Geralt. Are we still doing the Idris Elba in everything bit?

>>213685144 (OP)
Just fill it with brown, blacks and indians.
Oh wait, Netflix already did that version

>>213685401
I said movie. And the Netflix Witcher wasn't bad at all, they got Geralt, Ciri and Jaskier correctly. Plus there were some other good characters I cannot recall atm.

Amanda Fix as Ciri

Oh wait, hang on, does Netflix hold all the IP rights for movies and tv for the Witcher? If so, this thread is DOA, woops

>>213685144 (OP)
I read Blood of Elves and it fucking sucked. Genuinely felt like a children's book

>>213685488
I'd watch it. I need a big titty bitch for Triss. And Yennefer. And Shani

>>213685453
>the Netflix Witcher wasn't bad at all
here are your dwarves bro

>>213685642
Listen bro, I simply ignored the parts I did not like, and concentrated on Ciri, Geralt and Jaskier and found comfort. And what was wrong with those dwarf bros?

>>213685144 (OP)
Heres your Ciri bros

>>213685453
Cavill was fucking horrible casting. Geralt is supposed to be lean, rugged and charming. Cavill is a stocky block of wood with a former fat-boy face

>>213685666
Dwarves and humans with dwarfism are not the same thing, and they were only cast because the danger hair writers room found an excuse to include more "representation"

>>213685709
I enjoyed Henry as Geralt, and I was DENIED season 4 of Geralt and Ciri camping in the woods together.

>>213685613
That red headed strumpet from Dr Who and the rebooted Jumangi movies as Triss

>>213685819
Pre bogging Freya

>>213685642
this was pretty based, as was casting Henry Cavill and some of the action scenes, the rest was cringe wokeslop though

>>213685849
Either or. Henry is holding Freya by the campfire at night, they are in the woods with the owls hooting around them. The fire is crackling, Roach is snoring, Jaskier is conveniently missing and it's just Freya and Henry cuddling like "father" and "daughter".

Freya is talking and asking Henry inane questions, and Henry grunts and smirks at every question as his response while smiling with his eyes.

I was denied this kino....

Mads as Geralt and Eva Green as Yennefer. I will not be taking any notes.

>>213685943
No it wasnt. Dwarves are actually cool. Casting a bunch of midgets for dei brownie points is fucking cringe. Kill yourself.

>>213685957
Freya quickly looking away and blushing when Geralt looks at her, like she did on that interview couch...you know the one

>>213686016
They are sitting spooning and Henry is the big spoon, so eye contact isn't being made. Every time Henry grunts Freya can feel vibrations on her back behind her spine.