Thread 213686075

America seems like such a bizarro reality to me. I can't imagine a country where people don't play or watch football and instead obsess over madeup sports like baseball or that handegg shit.

>>213686101
Divegrass sucks. Now Rugby. That's a fuckin sport.

>>213686156
I agree. It's such a shame that it never caught on to the rest of Europe like footy. I used to play rugby in school. It should be the world's sport for fucking sure.

>>213686199
rugby a shit, now soccer, there's a mans sport

>>213686101
It just shows you that obsessing over sports is a distraction for plebeians like yourself. Panem et circenses.

>>213686101
rent free

>>213686075 (OP)
Baseball
>invented by whites, played by whites
Soccer
>invented by chinks, played by africans and south americans

>>213686290
>four virile prime-of-their-life females obsessing over you and falling over themselves for your attention
every man deserves to live this just once.

>>213686309
>>213686255
This is why Americans deserve their Jew dystopia and being genocided by illegal immigration. Soulless fucking people. Football is the sport of every sane nation in the world. Not F

>>213686361
this dude loves cheering for his local club and their star striker ngape makulu

>>213686101
soccer is arbitrary, you can't use your hands just because they say so. the entire fundamental system of soccer can be obliterated by reaching out your arm. in baseball you have to do things a certain way because of the nature of the ball itself and the way it's put into play.

she's the most beautiful woman in human history

>>213686383
I'm not a Prem customer, that league is long become a globalized American sport with no resemblance to the graceful European football leauge it once was. I watch Serie A or Bundesliga now.

>>213686453
didn't ask bud. go check on your daughter there's lots of pakis around lately

>>213686407
that's fucking stupid. that's why football is the hardest sport to master. playing with your hands is for low-iq subhumans.

>>213686101
Yeah but you're foreign so nobody cares what you can or can't imagine

>>213686429
Throws like a girl

>>213686453
wait did I accidentally guess a recognizable soccer player name

>>213686533
Thank God for that. Being born an American is like being born a human in Warhammer 40k.

>>213686075 (OP)
This was much much gooder than I thought it would be

>>213686572
Uh huh, you should never come here for any reason

>>213686101
Americans play football. We also have bread and fruit and vegetables

>>213686101

i love baseball.

>>213686075 (OP)
Lol trying to capture last night's bantz
> Not gonna happen

>>213686407
All sports are arbitrarily designed, retard. It's why you can't use a bat that's as thick as a telephone pole to increase your chance of making contact.

>>213687568
NTA, but Quidditch is retarded.

>>213686309
But whites are out played by dominican republicans, who ironically are the brownest motherfuckers alive