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karl No.213686189 >>213686302 >>213688712 >>213689623 >>213690220 >>213691464 >>213691759 >>213691837 >>213692001 >>213692091 >>213692153 >>213693105 >>213693156 >>213693203 >>213693255 >>213695779
Thought it was pretty ass. Am I wrong?
The first half was good, seeing the brothers set up their shack for the blackies. But then the vampires show up and all of that takes a back seat for the usual horror slop and cliches. "muhh husband is outisde. he's a vampire but he would never hurt me. i gotta let him in" hated that chink.
Anonymous No.213686210 >>213692290 >>213693105
It was good, but massively overrated because it stars black people. The irish vampire carried
Anonymous No.213686302 >>213686549 >>213686788 >>213693105
>>213686189 (OP)
Whenever you see a movie made by blacks you have to take every praise with a massive grain of salt. White American liberals will slobber over any semi-competent product that blacks make

They got Black Panther nominated for an Oscar and made people believe Jordan Peele is the new Hitchcock
karl No.213686549
>>213686302
It was so funny watching Elvis the Aline (white youtuber) say "but i feel like I can't review this as a white person" so he brought on a Black youtuber to his review.
Anonymous No.213686788
>>213686302
>They got Black Panther nominated for an Oscar
Sinners should be nominated though. For adapted screenplay of From Dusk Till Dawn
Anonymous No.213688712 >>213691070
>>213686189 (OP)
>white people are... le bad!
Anonymous No.213689524
Ryan Coogler is incompetent.
Anonymous No.213689623 >>213691109
>>213686189 (OP)
I felt the opposite. The first 80 fucking minutes of the movie was just black people calling each other the N word. I don't care about starting up a party shack, that's not enough of a presence for me to care.

I started to care once the vampires started actually doing something, but that only lasted for 5 minutes before the asian dumbass bitch chimped out and just rushed the climax. Then the vampires forgot that the sun comes up in the morning so they just all stayed out and died. The irish vampire dance was the only part of the movie I liked.
Anonymous No.213689749
>vampires have never heard of sunrise
Low IQ nigger writer
Anonymous No.213689785
>Gets obvious things wrong
Opinion disregarded, low iq racist confirmed
Anonymous No.213690220 >>213690262 >>213693037
>>213686189 (OP)
No, americans are just obsessed with worshipping niggers for some reason.
Anonymous No.213690262
>>213690220
Based international audience. Fuck Americans.
Anonymous No.213691070 >>213691243 >>213691418
>>213688712
That's not even what the movie is about
Anonymous No.213691109 >>213691265
>>213689623
>I started to care once the vampires started actually doing something, but that only lasted for 5 minutes before the asian dumbass bitch chimped out and just rushed the climax. Then the vampires forgot that the sun comes up in the morning so they just all stayed out and died
This. The final fight was so weirdly edited. They added a bunch of red shirts in the saloon to get killed by vamps when it seemed like there were only 6 humans left
Anonymous No.213691243
>>213691070
Sure it wasn't
Anonymous No.213691265
>>213691109
Coogler is an incompetent director. No way around it. That finale was the sloppiest shit ever.
Anonymous No.213691418 >>213691763 >>213691890 >>213692446 >>213695933
>>213691070
>villain is white
>movie ends with a montage of black guy shooting a dozen white people and throwing grenades at them for some reason
i thought this was a vampire horror movie?????
Anonymous No.213691464
>>213686189 (OP)
The only good black vampire kino was Blade and Blacula.
Anonymous No.213691759 >>213691919
>>213686189 (OP)
Movie was better than I expected. The first half felt like a timeless classic in the making, then the second half was campy and funny. The music and singing was pure kino. Sounds like you are taking it a bit too seriously.
Anonymous No.213691763
>>213691418
It doesn't know what the fuck it wants to be.
Anonymous No.213691837 >>213691908
>>213686189 (OP)
Is it about race at all or is it just a vampire movie that happens to have black people in it? Srs question
Anonymous No.213691890
>>213691418
Irish aren’t white
Anonymous No.213691908 >>213691961
>>213691837
Yes to both.
It's set in the Jim Crow south.
Anonymous No.213691919
>>213691759
Israel has entered the chat
Anonymous No.213691933 >>213692211 >>213696016
You retards don't understand horror! A black american's natural biggest fear is racist old white people. Nothing is scarier to them! Get Out and Sinners is a hit with black americans because it shows how dangers old decrepit literally geriatric white people can be with their scary dancing and white devil magic.
Anonymous No.213691956 >>213692234
The pussy eating stuff was creepier than the vampires
Anonymous No.213691961
>>213691908
Sounds like a skip, thanks anon
Anonymous No.213691978
The final vamp battle and the klan shootout was weirdly anticlimactic, the shootout especially felt tacked on as an afterthought. But the credits scene with Sammy as an old man talking about how that was the best night of his life was a great way to cap it off
Anonymous No.213692001
>>213686189 (OP)
>have I run too far to get home
Anonymous No.213692091
>>213686189 (OP)
Ryan: So the heroes are all Black and the villains are all White and...
Studio executive: Sold!
Anonymous No.213692153
>>213686189 (OP)
No I thought vampire shit was lame too.
Anonymous No.213692211 >>213692952
>>213691933
>white devil
Anonymous No.213692234 >>213692443
>>213691956
LOL.
And here I thought all along that black guys didn't eat pussy.
Anonymous No.213692290 >>213692810
>>213686210
>The irish vampire carried
100%. Movie was 10/10 everytime he was on screen. The rest of the runtime was black people whining how the world was ruined by white people as usual.
Anonymous No.213692443 >>213692916
>>213692234
The thing is that no one eats sweaty, unwashed pussy. The female urethra doesn’t cleanse itself like a mans does so unless she has washed up you are literally licking her piss. That’s what made it weird. The director definitely has a fetish
Anonymous No.213692446 >>213692493
>>213691418
The vampire was an irish guy regretting his decision to leave his culture behind

The ending montage was about killing racists

Where's the white hatred?
Anonymous No.213692493 >>213692598
>>213692446
>vampire horror flick
>lets end the movie with a completely unrelated scene of black folx killing dem raycis hwhite devils
Anonymous No.213692598 >>213692678
>>213692493
>Vampire movie about culture ends with the people protecting their culture
Anonymous No.213692678
>>213692598
>any american
>culture
Anonymous No.213692810 >>213692912
>>213692290
I think your racism made you retarded or you fell asleep for a majority of the movie
Anonymous No.213692912 >>213692935
>>213692810
Is that anon you replied to wrong about the films content Or are you just whining, insulting, distracting, and lying like your type always does?
Anonymous No.213692916 >>213693179
>>213692443
Eh, I’ve definitely eaten out a girlfriend after a night of dancing and sweating. Maybe it’s a fetish, but it didn’t taste off or bad. Her thighs that I was kissing on tasted more sweaty than her vulva. Any movie that champions the art of going down on a girl is alright in my book, especially to a mostly black audience.
Anonymous No.213692935 >>213692977
>>213692912
He’s wrong about the films content. Your whiny post is pretty ironic though.
Anonymous No.213692952
>>213692211
as a black american I can confirm. an old racist jim carrey is my single biggest fear.
Anonymous No.213692960 >>213693078
White directors make movies about all kinds of people and all kinds of themes. POC directors seem to make movies about one kind of people all with the same theme. There are exceptions of course. The Blaxploitation movies were honest. So is Boyz N Tha Hood, for one.
Anonymous No.213692977 >>213693002
>>213692935
saying it's wrong isn't proof. .
Anonymous No.213692985
the movie needed more Remmick and more Delta Slim
Anonymous No.213693002 >>213693137 >>213693153
>>213692977
You could watch the movie then. Not sure why you’re discussing something you haven’t seen. And it’s weird to take other anons claims as fact and then ask for proof when someone opposes it, almost like you don’t actually care and just want to be validated in your bias.
Anonymous No.213693037
>>213690220
americans worship nigs, euros worship palestinians, spics worship japan, asians worship underaged girls
Anonymous No.213693078 >>213693137
>>213692960
>I don’t watch enough movies but I really want to parrot this contrived opinion
And you really listed Boyz N Tha Hood lmao
Anonymous No.213693105 >>213693118
>>213686189 (OP)
>>213686210
>>213686302
So it's over hyped like Get Out, Us, and Nope?
I remember those being getting a ton of attention.
Anonymous No.213693118
>>213693105
Nope was 10/10
Anonymous No.213693137 >>213693233 >>213693233
>>213693002
lots of words, no proof.

>>213693078
what's enough movies, you little cineass, not cineaste? contribute to the discussion with examples or stfu.

yes, BNTH is a great film that portrays a place and culture in an honest insightful way for the wider world to learn from.
Anonymous No.213693153 >>213693233 >>213693256
>>213693002
ive read about it and talked about it to those who've seen it. that's irrelevant tho. you'd prove the point wrong if you could.
Anonymous No.213693156 >>213693246
>>213686189 (OP)
>/tv/ cries about black people for the billionth times
Anonymous No.213693179
>>213692916
t. Stacy
Anonymous No.213693203
>>213686189 (OP)
I knew before watching it, it would be a From Dusk Till Dawn in a different time and setting.
I actually really liked the first half and would have been fine watching a movie where two gangsters try to go legitimate in the return to their hometown.
The 2nd half was fine. Some of the actian was good.
Nowhere near the best horror movie of the year when Bring Her Back came out this year.
Anonymous No.213693233 >>213693264 >>213693292
>>213693137
>>213693153
Not spoonfeeding you, bud. Whine about it all you want. If you really want to believe that every single scene outside of Remmick are the other black characters complaining about white people, go ahead and stay retarded.
>>213693137
>what's enough movies, you little cineass
Enough movies to know which movies made by black directors aren’t about how white people are bad. Try asking Gemini or ChatGPT or something, they’d be happy to hold your hand.
Anonymous No.213693246
>>213693156
>Hollywood makes yet another kill whitey movie
>This cuck doesn't say anything about that
Anonymous No.213693255
>>213686189 (OP)
>muhh husband is outisde. he's a vampire but he would never hurt me. i gotta let him in
she didnt want the vampires to hurt her child like they threatened to do, letting them in and fighting them was to keep her child safe. not saying it wasnt annoying af, but the fact you couldnt understand this very basic plot point makes the rest of your critique suspect.
do you have autism
Anonymous No.213693256 >>213693273 >>213693359
>>213693153
>ive read about it and talked about it to those who've seen it
The absolute state of this faggot board. Fuck off.
Anonymous No.213693264 >>213693325 >>213693325
>>213693233
Nta,
Why don't you just list some fag
Anonymous No.213693273 >>213693311
>>213693256
Again, no counterargument, no mention of film content. You keep owning yourself and I'll let you do so from now on without replying.
Anonymous No.213693292 >>213693420
>>213693233
>providing even one or two examples
>spoonfeeding

you and your sweetheart ITT both lose all credibility due to lack of substantive posts.
Anonymous No.213693304
Best part of the movie was when the vampires were slowly snatching people up outside the joint but that ended after 5-10 minutes
Anonymous No.213693311 >>213693805 >>213693956
>>213693273
Most of the movie is just setting up the shack, until the end with the racists there's no real talk about white people besides a few slaves appearing. The irish vampire isn't commentary on white people it's on how he abandoned his culture

But you don't care about the movie, only about the fact it has black people
Anonymous No.213693325 >>213693359
>>213693264
I’ve done it 3 other times to other retarded anons on this site, I’m good.
>>213693264
Wasn’t my post, keep seething though
Anonymous No.213693359
>>213693325
Whoops, meant this >>213693256
Wasn’t my post.
Anonymous No.213693420
>>213693292
>just spoofeed me only one or two times please i swear I’m not retarded
Anonymous No.213693763 >>213695475
once again the black flicks get MOGGED by white kino
Anonymous No.213693805 >>213693901
>>213693311
work on reading comprehension. i care about and enjoy Black culture films. i don't enjoy racist films. i've had the story described to me in person and in the media. better luck to you going forward.
Anonymous No.213693860 >>213694035
>i care about and enjoy Black culture films. i don't enjoy racist films
Anonymous No.213693901 >>213693944
>>213693805
You’re actually arguing that a movie you’ve never seen is racist because other people spoonfed you it’s themes which you happily swallowed up and now you’re demanding further spoonfeeding to confirm the alternative and then deny the spoon that you requested because it went against the narrative you’ve already established for, again, a film you’ve never seen. You’ve gotta be the stupidest poster I’ve ever seen. Not sure why that guy bothered to spoonfeed you when it was obvious this was going to be your response. Can’t argue with retards.
Anonymous No.213693944 >>213694021
>>213693901
lots of words, insults, no argument, no substance. digging yourself a deeper hole with every post and you know it which is why you seethe. you got the time to post, but not the case or the evidence
Anonymous No.213693956
>>213693311
I bet you think Mickey 17 was apolitical
Anonymous No.213694021 >>213694060
>>213693944
Yeah yeah you’re trolling, I got that 2 posts ago. Congrats on wasting both our time I guess.
Anonymous No.213694035
>>213693860
fyi i look the opposite of that except im white and male. you have nothing of substance to post so you can only do the meme equivalent of calling names. your parents are so disappointed in you.
Anonymous No.213694060 >>213696011
>>213694021
wrong again. 100% in good faith. this is fun for me because the people who disagree with me ITT are so incapable it only affirms everything i know.

they could shut me down with ONE LINE if they had any substantive rebuttal
Anonymous No.213695475
>>213693763
Crazy to think a guy from Whitest Kids U Know wrote and directed this. He also wrote and directed Barbarian.
Anonymous No.213695779
>>213686189 (OP)
I thought it was pretty good, when the first few scenes of the twins were happening I thought it was gonna be awful and cartoonish with them, but it turned out to work pretty well. I think most people have noticed the first half is alot better than the second, Slim was by far my favorite part of the movie, I thought the dancing throughout the years scene where they included twerking was silly, cause I just think twerking is silly. I think the movie looked way too grey and cold, but I just think that might be because like 98% of modern movies don't know how to color, it should have looked much more like something like A time to kill, all hot and orange and sweaty. I also thought that Stack's death scene at the end kinda sucked ass, since it was against what were basically no name random henchman, there was no real emotional weight or struggle to the scene, like the movie ended and then they just decided there should be one more valiant sacrifice scene. The post credit ending in modern times also felt similarly tacked on, something that should have just been cut entirely. I personally like the deep south alot as a paranormal setting, I absolutely love me and the devil blues, and I think the movie delivered on some of that, but it was overall like a 6 or 7 out of 10, pretty good, but not the absolute masterpiece that people seem to be making it out to be
Anonymous No.213695933
>>213691418
You’re going to see a few weirdly edited works that were obviously dei slop to begin with but had to be hastily rewritten because even npcs were noticing the not so subtle overtones.
Anonymous No.213696011
>>213694060
>they could shut me down with ONE LINE if they had any substantive rebuttal
You said you haven't seen the movie....

Optional content: ...you dumb cunt.
Anonymous No.213696016
>>213691933
There’s no more racist community in the United States than black people. In the future, people are going to look back at movies like Sinners and the Society for Magical Negroes like we currently do movies like The Birth of a Nation and Song of the South.