Thread 213688379

You're given an unlimited budget and full creative control to make a movie. The only condition is that it has to star Humpter Schafer. What movie do you make?

>>213688379 (OP)
This is a dude, isn't it?

>>213688379 (OP)
Berserk adaptation. Hunter is Griffin.

>>213688379 (OP)
Some nazi flick where he cameos as a corpse being shoved into a mass grave

>>213688379 (OP)
Remake Tusk

Sequel series of Too Old To Die Young.

>>213688493
>stars
>cameo
Work on your reading comprehension, retard

Snuff film

>>213688379 (OP)
Silence of the Lambs remake

>>213688379 (OP)
Im tempted to say a book of the new sun adaptation and have him be some minor role. But if he has to be in a starring role I guess some dark fantasy "Vagrant story-esque" type bullshit , have him play a depraved sorcerer

>>213688379 (OP)
Snuff film torturing and killing him

>>213688379 (OP)
porn flick with real sex scenes where I play the role of hunter schafer's love interest and splooge down her ass on several occasions. i would be very particular and often request for footage of these scenes to be scrapped due to various imperfections so I had an excuse to fuck her ass as many times as I wanted.

>>213688797
She would unironically make a good Chatelaine Thecla.

>>213688379 (OP)
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>>213688873
Kechiche I'm afraid you've made a horrible misunderstanding, Hunter is a man

it would just be 3 hours of this

>>213688914
Nah , Thecla has a heart shaped face and while hunter is tall , hes not that tall

>>213688379 (OP)
Gay sex, straightly.

>>213689043
I thought for a second he was going to do the lion king "Simba" move

>>213688976
why do you think I said ass not pussy, faggot?

>>213688379 (OP)
I make it about a dude who has sex with his daughter and her friends, then have HS appear on tv to which he and his harem of hot teen ass collectively shout "faggot". The end. It would be 7 hours long.

>>213688379 (OP)
Sleepaway Camp Remake

>>213688379 (OP)
A movie with starring Hunter.
Supporting roles galore. Very Altman.
It's got Ana De Armas, Bryce Dallas Howard, Zendaya, Alexandra Daddario, Isabela Merced, Sofia Vergara, Salma Hayek, Scarlett Johansson, Emma Stone, Emma Watson, Emma Roberts, Margot Robbie, Ella Purnell, Amber Heard, Florence Pugh, Anna Kendrick, Miranda Cosgrove, Ariana Grande, Felicity Jones, Aubrey Plaza, and a couple other actresses. It's feminist film, woman led.
And it involves Hunter engaging in sexual activity with every woman. Unstimulated, hardcore uncensored sexual activity.
It's not all one on one, some have the latina milfs ganging up on Hunter and she has to defend herself with her girl cock. Their weakness, cock in every hole!
It's provocative, it's very William Friedkin.
All shot in my mansion. Some scenes have me doubling with Hunter's cock, because she's tired and where shooting a POV scene. There's also the enhanced cut, dvd only. Where Hunter and I do the entire movie except now there's two cocks. Mine and hers and we fuck every woman. Also I fuck Hunter. I suck her cock too. I fuck her good. A lot of cum.

>>213688379 (OP)
I make an entire movie around this.

>>213688379 (OP)
A live-action adaptation of Berserk with him as Griffisu and Zendaya as Casca

>>213689482
Zoomers need death

>>213689482
This, but I double as Casca during the eclipse scene.