>I'm dying
*audience chuckles*
>No seriously, I don't have long to lie
*laughter*
>There is no punchline. I will be dead soon
*audience rolls on the floor, people literally defecate themselves in hysterics*
>I told my best friend Louis CK I have months to live. He said n**ggers don't live that long. Hard r and everything. Right to my dying face
*Audience erupts in an audio cacophony of ecstatic glee*
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:12:34 AM
No.213691118
>>213691080 (OP)
The Pepsi-Cola Rapist, everyone.
>*tips fatdora*
>NAW NOW DIS HOW YOU GET WOMEN WHITE BOY
>*marries single mother whore and raises her son*
>I’M DYING OF DIABETES FROM EATING TRUCKLOADS OF SUGAR AND DRINKING GALLONS OF SODA I’M A VICTIM FEEL BAD FOR ME STOP MAKING FUN OF ME
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:14:59 AM
No.213691181
>dude women be shopping amirite
/tv/ fellates him for decades
>dates an obese single mom
/tv/ calls him a genius
>body literally bursts of obesity
/tv/ makes threads wondering what he'd say to Ornella to avenge Jonah
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:16:42 AM
No.213691227
I will not stand for Patrice slander. Fuck you. All of you. Anyone who replies to me is a gigantic faggot and you admit that you lust for the anuses of other men.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:24:23 AM
No.213691398
>>213695003
>>213702111
>>213691153
kek
in incel threads i used to keep seeing guys talk about this guy's "genius lifesaving dating advice", and then i look up what he has to say and its just a degenerate swinger talking about the most obvious "women are stupid and not loyal" common sense anybody knows, except said in a fat negro way.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:35:00 AM
No.213691644
>>213691080 (OP)
His set in 2004 is fucking hilarious.
>STOP SUCKIN DICK! YOU LOVE YO MOMMA?
>PUT THE T SHIRT ON IMMA TAKE YA DICK SUCKIN CAMP SO YA DONT SUCK ANYMO DICK!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df1eU4vyXbU
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:36:47 AM
No.213691678
>>213691153
They never married and she has a daughter.
Always found him obnoxious and long winded on O&A...dont know how he got the "philosopher" tag, dude needed 500 words to express the simplest thoughts
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:49:32 AM
No.213691975
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:58:52 AM
No.213692179
>>213693616
He revealed what a retard he was with his taste in movies
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:18:38 AM
No.213693753
patrice was the best regular on o&a and is the only reason i go back to listen to old episodes now that opie, ant and jimmy are have ruined their careers.
rich vos will be performing at uncle vinnies on november 21st in point pleasant nj
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:34:22 AM
No.213693982
One of the best points he ever made is that we shouldn't give a singular shit about the worldwide box office for American movies, just the domestic.
https://youtu.be/CMvAid_A3Kw?t=1737
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:49:17 AM
No.213694217
>>213696986
>you know where nigger came from, some black guy was being a nigger
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:26:50 AM
No.213695003
>>213691398
This was the best that White man got up until that point. /pol/ still viciously simps for any disgusting gutter-tier roastie as long as it's White so it's no wonder that White men have been so susceptible to being harmed by roasties for so long.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:49:36 AM
No.213695432
>>213695451
>shenanigans with corporate at a job I was rehired at
>role offered, previously worked, isn’t role I’ve been working since rehire
>responsibilities that shouldn’t be mine are, as I’m not management
>find out today officially that I was misled
>tfw boss knows im about to quit because i said i was seeking elsewhere
>tfw waiting on callbacks that are supposed to happen tomorrow, that I’ve been assured will
>tfw callbacks could not happen because life’s like that
Liberating feeling to get up mid sentence while management is explaining yet another task for me to do and shut the office door to explain that others need to be doing the work I am as I’m not paid enough to do their jobs.
Fucking annoying to deal with it all. When I was neet earlier this year it was horrible, poverty is humiliating.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:50:36 AM
No.213695451
>>213695432
Wrong thread I’ll go kill myself
Little Jimmy Norton is one big gay faggot
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 10:15:43 AM
No.213696920
>>213691080 (OP)
I always laugh when Patrice in the episode "nigger was a feeling" is describing the history of kike/kikel being about jews refusing to cross on the ellis island registry and used circles instead, the louis just says there was a nigger being niggery or something. yeah.
real comedic talent.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 10:21:39 AM
No.213697028
>>213691080 (OP)
Wasn't Bill Burr his best friend?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:07:06 PM
No.213698442
>120 decibel laugh
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YAAAAAYAYAY
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:09:48 PM
No.213698483
The fish boat bit he did in his final special was great.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:38:43 PM
No.213698899
>we will never get his take on buck breaking.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:48:45 PM
No.213699069
>>213702155
An ex-convict for literally gang raping a girl as a kid lol
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:07:15 PM
No.213699331
>>213691080 (OP)
le magic fedora PUA grifter
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:38:04 PM
No.213700581
>>213700769
>>213691080 (OP)
because literally everyone told him to start taking care of himself or he was going to die for a decade.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:39:05 PM
No.213700598
>>213691864
He understood women better than anyone else.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:45:55 PM
No.213700706
>be football player in high school
>be fat lazy piece of shit after high school
>get told to quit eating and drinking shit due to being pre-diabeetus
>do nothing and get the beetus
>die
Many such cases.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:49:01 PM
No.213700769
>>213700581
In an alternate universe Patrice could have had a huge role on the office.
>I KEEPS IT REAL!
>WU TANG
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:06:32 PM
No.213702091
>>213691153
they never got married and she didn't get any of his shit because he didn't have a will
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:07:40 PM
No.213702111
>>213691398
his basic advice is women are retarded and not to care
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:09:50 PM
No.213702155
>>213699069
it wasn't rape rape it was statutory because she was 15
