Thread 213692143

>>213692143 (OP)
If it’s any consolation to you guys, the OP was universally shat on in the comments.
https://old.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/k4zq4f/took_a_photo_of_the_only_other_dude_in_the/

>>213692143 (OP)
who still goes to the movies?

>>213692143 (OP)
:(

>>213692366
That's only 10% of the comments
The other 90% are calling him a creep and saying he went alone to jerk off in the theatre like PeeWee Herman

This happened when I saw Fantastic Four a couple weeks ago. It was a group of over a dozen people and they asked me to move down the row so they could all sit together. Multiple people asked me in disbelief if I was really seeing a movie all alone on a friday night. The girls in the group were visibly disgusted. I tried to play it off like there were other people with me by placing my sweater and jacket on two other seats but one guy in their group called me out on it. "I saw you take those off and put them on those seats. I know you're all by yourself," he said. I ended up just walking out. I left my sweater and jacket

>>213692528
Nice larp faggot. I go alone often and it's normal as fuck. Then again I'm an adult, not some spazzy looking ass teenager with no social skills.

>>213692626
>>213692528

I always take my clothes off so people leave me alone.

>>213692143 (OP)
why are reditfags such assholes

>>213692626
You sound a bit defensive. Is it because you know you're a loser?

i went to go see kingdom of the apes alone. i had reserved my seat ahead of time, and this 40yo woman was already sitting in the seat next to mine. out of panic i moved over like 3 seats, and she still had the audacity to offer me popcorn. sometimes i wonder what would’ve happened if i took her offer

>>213692773
you should really learn to hide your IP address, retard.

>>213692528
I saw the shinkai weather flick subbed opening night (was only gonna play for 3 days) in my bumfuck rural town, literally only one other person was in there and I think he was just there so he could write the movie review in the local newspaper.

>>213692528
>>213692626
fucking kek

>>213692528
Imagine how kino it would have been if you beat their asses

I went to see the D&D movie by myself because I didn't think any of my friends would be into it. I left the theater before the movie even ended because I could clearly tell exactly how it was going to end and didn't have any interest in seeing it play out. A week later when we were all hanging out my one friend talked about seeing that movie and how much he enjoyed it lol

>>213692800
I went to see Whatever Works movie and similarly, it was pretty empty aside from an older woman sitting a few seats down. We eventually sat together and enjoyed the film, chatting here and there.
I regret not asking her out.

>>213692626
>I go alone often and it's normal as fuck
Oh, my sweet summer child.

>>213692626
calm down anon, it's ok. I'm sure no one ever made fun of you. no one ever nudged their partner and pointed and said, "wow, what a fucking loser"

Is this whole board just palantir psyops now

I went to see the super mario brothers movie by myself because I had an old gift card to amc.

On the way out I saw a hot blonde teen with her nigger boyfriend leaving the same theater.

Haven't been back since. This isn't a larp

>>213692528
lmao

>>213692528
this whole story reeks of made up bullshit. Its the reverse type of "and then everyone clapped".

>>213692961
Always has been

>>213692528
See you on twitter when some verified faggot with 100k tweets posts this and it gets 40k likes

>>213692964
But youre clearly from reddit, and went out of your way to cuck post when no one gives a fuck. So youre mentally ill regardless of whether youre telling the truth on not. Understand faggot?

>>213692987
Uh no, it fucking hasn't.

>>213692143 (OP)
It’s not because he’s alone, it’s because he looks, dresses and sits like that. You’ve gotta look cool to pull off being alone, you can’t be some manlet that walks in a hurry.

>>213693024
search your heart

>>213692528
They can't keep getting away with it.

>>213693039
Retard.

>>213693043
you can lie to me but you need to stop lying to yourself anon

>>213693059
Don't stub your toe on your way to getting water tonight, Eli.

>>213692528
Larp.

All theaters have arranged seating now.

>>213692143 (OP)
I've gone to movies by myself for years. Nobody gives a shit. Zoomers are so afraid of how society views them it's actually hilarious.

>>213692528
that got a laugh out of me anon good one

>>213692143 (OP)
I saw someone alone at the movie theatre and thought nothing of it until he did a big "SHHHHHH!" when someone did one of those little squeak sneezes. I thought that was some bullshit, considering the girl who sneezed at least TRIED to hold it in. This dickhead was purposefully loud because he wanted to be a hall monitor. Hate that shit. Got a good look at him when I walked out and he was a fat neckbeard weirdo. No wonder he was alone. My boyfriend (gay) and I talked shit about him while he was in earshot so hopefully he thinks about that for a good while. Sucked my bf off after the movie btw

>>213692366
Who cares what faggot redditors think? Unless it's a move i specifically want to see with my friends or gf I'm fine going alone. I can't possibly imagine what faggot redditors think. Theres no difference between a theater and home except insecure loser opinions

>>213692528
You jest, but there are people that are genuinely afraid that something like this will happen to them.

>>213693010
F A T A L I T Y

>>213692964
I do notice a lot of younger interracial couples at the movie theaters since I started going more often. Everywhere else, not really many. Wonder what that means…

Last film I saw in theaters was Once Upon A Time in Hollywood, and it was also the only time I had ever gone by myself. It was like 9pm on a Tuesday so the theater was empty besides me and 2 other guys who sat way down in front. I got very stoned with a weed pen, and it was hands-down the single greatest theater trip of my entire life

>>213693963
haha you ever thought about doing a tv meetup lol

>>213692143 (OP)
i genuinely always thought this was ernest cline and that was why this picture got so popular

>Worked at a movie theater in a Midwest college town in 1988
>Famous faces would come to see movies alone (they were in town for touring shows)
>I served popcorn to Kurt Russell, Hal Holbrook, Eric Bogosian, Bob Mould and Kurt Vonnegut, others I can't think of, all flying solo
>Later read that Hal Holbrook (the priest in John Carpenter's The Fog) did a solo sailing thing across the Pacific Ocean

>>213692528
lel I wish girls would randomly come to talk to me because I go alone to the movies.

>>213692528
Put me in the xitter screencap jeetpost

>>213692451
>Source? I made it up

>>213692143 (OP)
Why is going to the movies seen as a social activity in the first place? You're sitting quietly in the dark staring at a screen for two hours. Sure I will go to a movie with friends/gf if it's something we both want to see. But i'm not going to drag my gf who doesn't give a shit about old movies to a screening of Key Largo.

>>213692143 (OP)
back when the OG moviepass was a thing, I went alone all the time

>>213694357
You would be with friends and decide to see a movie because its something to do, or plan on seeing a blockbuster. Or you would take your hs gf there to make out and and finger her because you couldn't do that at home

>>213692143 (OP)
I went to see Weapons by myself the other day. I'm a big boy!