Thread 213692333

>Dexter.Resurrection.S01E07.1080p.WEB.H264-SuccessfulCrab
>Dexter.Resurrection.S01E07.1080p.WEB.H264-SuccessfulCrab
>Dexter.Resurrection.S01E07.1080p.WEB.H264-SuccessfulCrab
>Dexter.Resurrection.S01E07.1080p.WEB.H264-SuccessfulCrab
>Dexter.Resurrection.S01E07.1080p.WEB.H264-SuccessfulCrab
Yes, it's out!
Don't listen to retards who think it comes out Sunday!

>>213692333 (OP)
Thank you

Can you post a magnet instead of just the name? They don't hit public trackers for like an hour after your posts >>213692333 (OP)

>Dexter.Resurrection.S01E07.Course.Correction.2160p.PMTP.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.DV.HDR.H.265-FLUX
>Dexter.Resurrection.S01E07.Course.Correction.2160p.PMTP.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.DV.HDR.H.265-FLUX
>Dexter.Resurrection.S01E07.Course.Correction.2160p.PMTP.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.DV.HDR.H.265-FLUX
>Dexter.Resurrection.S01E07.Course.Correction.2160p.PMTP.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.DV.HDR.H.265-FLUX

>>213692450
>Can you post a magnet instead of just the name?
no!
brb watching the show

Yeah can someone post a filebox ddl link?

>>213692556
>Yeah can someone post a filebox ddl link?
no!

Useless fucking faggot OP
We could have comfy watch threads every week but no.

>>213692614
>We could have comfy watch threads every week but no.
just download it retard

HOLY SHIT DEXTER YOU MADMAN. I fucking love this.

For the "free" streaming inclined, tvids dot tv server 1 has it now

>>213692333 (OP)
>SuccessfulCrab
based

>>213693015
>tvids dot tv server 1 has it now
trash

Wait, I must have missed it.
How did Batista find out the place where Dexter lives?

>>213693564
>How did Batista find out the place where Dexter lives?
he said it before that scene. he asked claudette for dmv records. pay attention, you porn addict.

>>213693564
he asked autismo bitch for access to DMV records when he was in her office

>>213693579
Nipping

she's mid

>>213692333 (OP)
>SuccessfulCrab
Weren't these guys doing some shady shit?

>>213693737
>she's mid
hotter than that gross Latina mom

>>213693807
lol no

>>213692333 (OP)
Why is the file iso?? VLC won't open it. Is it a virus?

>>213693868
you need to burn it onto a dvd

>>213693807
nah, the new girl is like 5/10
latina mom - 6/10
the drunk girl from the hotel is 7/10

>>213693895
Power iso won't mount it. What did I get myself into?

>>213692333 (OP)
I cannot take batista scenes seriously
>batista is now le epic detective after being a fucking retard in miami

>>213693914
detective lady is 9/10

>>213693868
>he fell for it

I clapped.

>>213693922
>I cannot take batista scenes seriously
he's gonna die like doakes or they won't be able to revive dexter.
he's gonna have to die in the crossfire
probably get killed by Charley

>>213693980
Steve SchiNewYorkRippah

>dying like his victims
kino

>dying like his victims
KINO

This fucking midge piece of shit not twisting the bottle after the pour to not waste drops of the wine.
This amateur motherfucker is suppose to be smart?!

Jewgy?

>>213694096
That particular wine from 2012 may have been on the lower end of his collection, he thought it was good but not quite "don't waste a single drop" levels of good

>>213693564
>How did Batista find out the place where Dexter lives?
proof that you morons can't pay attention unless tits are on the screen

>>213694033
>>213693748
it's clear after this episode that ripper is a white guy and not fucking dexter african dude

>>213694101
flexing lost dad energy?

>>213694138
It's a known fact that the DMV sells your personal information. BUT WE ALL HAVE TO GET REGISTERED

>>213694148
>it's clear after this episode that ripper is a white guy
yeah that was new. they might be saving him for season 2.

I'm really thankful for all these flashbacks because I'm a dum dum hyuck

>a whole episode of Dexter being overconfident and getting away with shit that he realistically shouldn't
kino
but also strongly telegraphing how episode 8 or 9 will have everything come crashing down and going to shit for him

>>213694195
>I'm really thankful for all these flashbacks because I'm a dum dum hyuck
zoomers need it because they can't follow shit

They're fucking jipping us not showing us more of Pony tail guy's kill. weak

>If that's true, if you don't know who I am... then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly
Batistabros I don't feel so good...

>>213694262
they don't like showing women being killed

>>213692556
Here, nigga.
https://ww4.seeflix.to/dexter-resurrection/
Episode 7 is up.

dex kills some dude
burnination interrupted by fat taco
"dextuh, i knew you wuz the hash slinging slasher"
epic fight ensues where fat man tries to sit on dexter
dexter uses not fat powers to dodge
blonde appears and shoots batista but he lives cus he has 14 layers of blubber
he rolls into the fire
"aaajhhh la passion"
the end

>I jerk off :)
Masks on, people! Geez!

>>213694138
I didn't know what DMV stands for, simple as.

>>213693772
If by shady you mean uploading .exe files along with 3-4 unrelated videos in the file that were DEFINITELY not the video you were trying to download, then yeah.
They're up to some bullshit.
Pretty sure they are pajeet scammers.

>>213694376
>I didn't know what DMV stands for, simple as.
he said records. figure it out.

F A M I L I A

>>213694284
I don't think Angel will die, as that's too obvious and predictable.
I think Angel will track Dex to one of Prater's meetups, Angel will mistakenly get on the group's radar and almost be killed, and Dex will save him. Perhaps by fighting and killing Charley.
Angel will acknowledge the altruistic action, grudgingly admit the BHB has done more good than harm and stop pursuing him

>>213694195
>>213694236
It's obviously for retards that didn't watch the original show

Did you guys see this scene from Episode 10?

>>213693920
You're gonna get fucked if you don't delete everything.
That uploader SuccessfulCrab is doing something funky.
I suspect a keylogger.

>>213693922
he quit alcohol and tacos with transfat

he's almost as mentally agile as when he was 30

>>213692333 (OP)
>Dinklage walks up and says "you're hiding something from me"
>Maybe this retreat is going going to be shorter than I thought...
Kek

>>213694412
>Angel will acknowledge the altruistic action, grudgingly admit the BHB has done more good than harm and stop pursuing him
Batista thinks Dexter killed his wife bro.

>>213694365
Is that Adam Bynes? But young?

>>213694460
she looks like trinity
harrison gonna bang his miothers killers fem variant

>>213694457
Which isn't really true and Dex can tell him that. And if Angel's own life is saved he might still have that grudge but be willing to call it a wash and back off.

>>213694284
What the heck
>>213693922
Dexter! Why are you confessing?!

>>213694495
Would be funny if it turns out she actually is Trinity's daughter but from a different pre-Miami cycle.
Or maybe Trinity moved around and somehow maintained multiple families at once

>>213694365
>>213694460
If a guy made a comment like that to a woman she would call 911

>Left Turn Ahead
Anyone wondering when Dexter: Resurrection was going to get so stupid the ending would be like all the others....IT'S STARTING

holyshit

the good 'ol "provoke the retard" strategy keeps working for Dexter as it did with Doakes

>>213694594
Whatever happens here, it won't be the ending for Resurrection. It will just be the season finale.
It's open-ended enough that they probably don't yet know what Resurrection's true ending, which is years away, will be

Was this a reference? A call back?!

https://youtu.be/nNlwoTbkk5M?list=RDnNlwoTbkk5M

>>213694633
I hope so. I should have specified I meant the season finale.

>>213694608
>the good 'ol "provoke the retard" strategy keeps working for Dexter as it did with Doakes
except Gemini was supposed to be a genius

>>213694594
Writers be like:
>Angel's a genius detective with decades of experience......but how do I translate that to zoomers?

>>213694422
Yes, we've already determined from showrunner tweets that Dexter will bang Uma on the yacht after giving all of Prater's money to his landlord.

>>213694608
It was also the exact same move he pulled with the brain surgeon. Telling him he's going to kill him to provoke him, taking the first blow, then going for the guy's neck.

>>213694608
>did you feel a sting in your chest last night
What did Dexter mean by this? Did he suspect that Geminis had acid reflux or something?

>>213694791
>Did he suspect that Geminis had acid reflux or something?
get a job

>college tour
>here is a hyperviolent bloody graphic lecture without warning or briefing for the uninitiated and unprepared
kek who writes this shit

>>213692364
*70s porn music theme*

>>213692454
You're also late, piratebay, aargh shiver me timbers.

>>213694718
Gemini was clearly never a genius and his/their ego was not warranted. Which was more obvious to Dexter when he encountered the second one

>>213694877
>Gemini was clearly never a genius
we don't know that.
his background can easily be found by Prater.

>>213694608
I fucking called it.
I called it three days ago that Dexter was going to provoke the gemini twin.

>>213692876
His self righteousness is making me hate him like he is a redditor.

>>213694857
I could easily see that happening. Why pursue that career path at all if you can't handle some brutal and disturbing imagery?
In middle school when I was 12 or 13 I was part of a Mock Trial competition where the case involved domestic violence and child abuse and murder. It might sound unbelievable on paper, but it happened

currently in the dark, with my dark passenger

>>213694365
>Look up the actress
>She has a sex scene where Wu Tang Clan fucks her in a gangbang

What a fucking coalburning whore. The single mother latina is more trad

>>213694380
>If by shady you mean uploading .exe files along with 3-4 unrelated videos in the file that were DEFINITELY not the video you were trying to download, then yeah.
>They're up to some bullshit.
I saw those files in some trackers and took it as a low effort scam using the name of a popular uploader, it's there a proof they are by the real Crab?

>>213694608
What would he have done if he just walked off?

>>213694514
Batista wouldn't believe deb killed her and honestly this is pretty realistic considering that was retarded

>>213695111
He might be somewhat open to it given that LaGuerta was shot, and the BHB wasn't known to have used guns anywhere else.
Maybe he still wouldn't believe Deb did it but some other lie/cover story might work

>>213695007
because all that stuff is introduced within the course after prospective students have signed legal waivers, had initiation, preparation, briefing, and be told in advance of what they should expect to see and consent to seeing it.

>>213695086
Yeah.
The uploader name is SuccessfulCrab.
Jajaja or nothing.
I occasionally venture out to other uploaders.
But when I go looking, it's Jajaja I trust.

>Batista will get a rumbly tummy and go back to Miami, no worries
>Batista I know you know I'm the bay harbor butcher and I lied to you but I'll kill you if you don't keep this secret I'm only now acknowledging
Is Dexter really, really smart?

>"why didn't you tell us you worked for the police?"
>would have been one of the very first things reported in that background check she ordered

Does anyone have a link to the preview for the next episode?

Why did Dexter and Harrison walk down to the stage despite the exit being in the back and up the stairs?

>I wish I could be at his graduation
>I mean... You will be
Tfw

>>213695267
everyone else went out by the stage.

>>213695257
There isn't one yet. Those promo videos are released on youtube something like 12 hours after an episode drop

>>213695390
Nah, last one was up 2-3 hours after the episode dropped.
Source: I saw it before going to bed on Friday at 3-4AM CST

>>213695215
>Is Dexter really, really smart?
Didn't you guys say that Batista was basically a retard who fed Dexter cubano sandwiches for 7 seasons?

>>213695257
>Does anyone have a link to the preview for the next episode?
not on youtube yet. this channel gets them first.
https://www.youtube.com/@tvpromos/videos

Whos the new york ripper bros? I can't tell from the voice

Yes, hello anon, you missed me yet?

>>213695456
Batista, New Bloodista, and Resurecsta are three different characters

>>213695506
I'm waiting for Uma to let me down first

>>213695488
Blessing Kamara theorized or Arthur Mitchell's son or Leon Prater all along.

>>213695538
The recording made me think Prater but putting on a different persona or masking his voice but only slightly.
Maybe Prater orders the killings but he has some other hired muscle actually carry them out, since he lacks the stature and strength for it. And then he takes credit for them

I was kinda let down that he confronted the gemini twin. Felt very sudden. Almost rushed.

>>213695653
Plotlines on fast forward

>>213695633
>long hook
could be prater's prop (for reach), or blessing with his african killing ways
the cunty detective seemed personally affected by the ripper material, her father or something may have died a victim

>>213695633
I'd like if Dexter accidentally helps them solve it and Autist Statist Ninja thinks he's so hot for it

>>213695633
But, it can't be his son though? Many decades as it been described. Arthur Mitchell assumes used a similar weapon?

>>213693922
he was always a good detective though, didn't he crack most of the cases?

>>213695217
She probably didn't understand that "blood spatter analyst" was a police profession.

But it can't be blessing being the ripper, that guy in the voicemail sounds white.

>>213695819
that's his light passenger

>>213695819
fake voice?
maybe the ripper was kurt caldwell

>>213692333 (OP)
Does anyone actually dress like this in real life?

Not gonna lie, this episode was fucking great. Hall killed it in all his scenes. Love seeing this kind of Dexter.

>>213695850
That would be kino, but if they were really going that route then Angela Bishop would still be a part of the show instead of getting blipped out of existence

I'm going to be crowing about my prediction that Dexter baited Gemini 2 into attacking him for at least a week.

What if autism cop recruits Dexter as a forensic investigator, Harrison gets an internship and we go back to the original police setting but in NY?

Dexter should not have confronted Batista.
He gains nothing, and he will just end up killing him in a few episodes anyway.

>>213695936
IT HAD TO BE A SHOWDOWN ALA BREAKING BAD

>>213695936
If Angel dies it won't be by Dexter's hand. Dexter is supposed to be sympathetic and they are not trying to write him into a corner as a bad guy again, at least not right now

>>213696007
Honestly I wish they had the balls to make the audience hate Dexter with another 2 seasons to go. He's far too sympathetic and people treat him like a goddamn superhero.

>>213695936
doesn't fit the code.

>>213696104
don't get caught is rule 1

calling it now the super detective will use dexter to catch the new york ripper and then let him go

>>213696025
no way. That you can't help but love the guy is part of the appeal. He's not a superhero, he's Charlie Brown and Snoopy. Let the music play

>>213696130
i think she'll catch that fat serial killer and we'll get a glimpse of The New York Ripper.

>Thats so strange Prater, ever since i joined the group people keep going missing!
>And then I killed one right infront of you
>Strange

>>213695080
>She has a sex scene where Wu Tang Clan fucks her in a gangbang
what? where? It thought wu-tang were the good guys

>>213696309
What the fuck did you think the lyrics "Wu-Tang Poo-tang" meant

>>213696307
dexter only works when everybody else is a fucking idiot

>>213695506
so she's gonna pull an Epstein?

they didn't show her face

Dont mind me, just best ending coming through.

>Alright everybody welcome to the basic class of Criminology
>Lets see some dead bodies shall we?
I'm not a detective and even I know they don't do this

Hope Dexter kills Batista.

>>213696363
They literally do this.

>>213696401
>Hope Dexter kills Batista.
He won't. Charley will.

>>213694384
i love silly autist dexter

Is 'hermano' mexican for 'motherfucker'?

>>213696434
Dang must've missed that in my criminology 101 class. Or my teachers just sucked

>>213694365
she looks like a bloated debby harry

>>213696477
Obviously not professors but if you have a speaker they'll use case files.

>>213696502
Nice for Dexter to mock jews that episode.

Need Deb back

>>213694365
Is her name really Jew G Jameson

>>213696355
That's fucking gay. This is why so many shows suck, because of dipshits like you that come up with this youtube shorts slop

>>213693579
Came here to post this.
Bless.

>>213694365
Extremely mid.
If there wasn't a kid, Latina all the way.
Also she's an absolute cunt leading Harrison on.
>touches his arm after he says he's looking at college.
Fucking make up your mind.

>>213695506
Never got her appeal.
Even in her breaking bad days.

>>213696434
Very rarely. They don't do shit like this for the public. Especially people looking to sign up on their first day.

Batista-bros, our guy is pretty much toast, no?

what a dumb stupid episode jesus fucking christ
gemini was nothingburger just a random victim
lol

>>213697122
>gemini was nothingburger just a random victim
yeah he went out like a bitch

>>213694138
Why does he look like an actual pimp?

>>213692333 (OP)
fucking punchable face

>>213697334
everything about this character is dogshit

>>213697122
>gemini was nothingburger just a random victim
if you didn't see that coming after nph got dealt with in 5 minutes and ritter died off screen randomly then lmao

>>213697334
>fucking punchable face
um anti-semitic much?

who would have thought an episode for the dexter tv series that was mostly following dexter around would be great. for me, best moment of the episode was the hard cut from blessing's to angel/dexter in the car looking miserable

>>213694460
She was the real new york ripper. Thats why she missed using her hand for "personal relief". Her "personal relief" is killing. She's going to kill harrison

>>213696932
Dexter's obviously not gonna notice it for plot purposes, right?

>>213692333 (OP)
Any webm requests?

>>213693737
She would probably look much better with her natural hair

>>213697334
i like her

>>213697334
she is the most reddit character in any dexter season/spinoff

>the sun is not shining today? IT WAS DEXTER
>starbucks didn't put sugar in my coffee? FUCKING DEXTER
>I forgot my umbrella and its raining? DEXTER MADE ME TO DO IT HE IS A CRIMINAL
>my favorite team in football lost? DEXTER MADE THEM TO LOSE HES A MASTERMIND
>democrats are losing? DEXTER IS FAKING THE POLLS
Jesus Christ

>>213697454
>>213697334
You would like her if she was white.

loving the cheese

where are all the blessing = ny ripper fags from last week? you guys were so sure

>>213697506
BLACK GUY can't be a serial killer come on

>>213697409
Dexter the puppetmaster, uma thurman titties, dexter and batista in a car staring forward and meanfacing.

>>213697462
he must think a lot of dexter if he thinks dexter could just break into a jail and kill someone without being noticed
actually now that i think about it dexter has such bullshit plot armor that he probably could

>>213692876
Reddit nigger
>>213694421
Fuck them too.
>>213697489
Terrible character and actress.

>>213697534
>meanfacing
Kill yourself you utter fucking faggot

>>213694200
Like every character I've ever played in D&D or other roleplaying games. Just roll with it and they never call you out.

>>213697538
>>213697554
>exactly one minute apart
What's going on bud? Why are you shitting up this thread?

>>213694384
Kino af

>>213694684
Yep, kino reference to a kino scene

>>213693922
>Person finding out their Best Friend's serial killer identity is acting differently

No shit, Dexter covered his tracks well for the most part

>>213694857
When I went to study criminology they actually waited till the second semester with this shit. First semester is all organic chemistry and math and legal shit. Then the first thing you see when starting the second semester is a fucking baby's week-old corpse opened up like a pinata lying on a slab at the lab. Not a picture, irl.
Switched unis after that.

>>213695829
kek

KINOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>213697634
>chemistry
>maths
what If I suck at those but my instincts and perception are very good?

>>213697462
How the fuck did he come to the conclusion that Dex killed Deb?

>Dexter being an edgy cunt gloating about killing Gemini's killer to his face, then playing a victim
Finally Dexter is acting like S2 Dexter and not a wimpy moralfag Batman.
Where was this Dexter in Original Sin and New Blood? This is what I wanted more of.

KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>213697534
>uma thurman titties
Today I learned that she has the same size as Heather Graham.

>>213697690
>Finally Dexter is acting like S2 Dexter
right?? they have a writer or two who actually understand the mystique of the character

>>213697668
Don't study criminology in Eastern Europe, I guess.

>>213697687
He rightfully assumes he got Deb killed just like he got Rita killed.

>>213697690
*
>Gemini's brother