Thread 213692959

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Anonymous 8/15/2025, 6:34:52 AM No.213692959 >>213693055 >>213693134 >>213693160 >>213693285 >>213693313 >>213694329 >>213696562 >>213696723

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Dear journal,

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 6:40:41 AM No.213693055

>>213692959 (OP)
“My hands still shaking, though it’s been two hours since we had the scare… The office staff stupidly forgot to warn us that the carpenter, or whatever he’s called, was coming to fill the extinguishers… After working for about fifteen minutes, he laid his hammer and some other tools on our bookcase (or so we thought!) and banged on our door. We turned white with fear. Had he heard something after all and did he now want to check out this mysterious looking bookcase? It seemed so, since he kept knocking, pulling, pushing and jerking on it. I was so scared I nearly fainted at the thought of this total stranger managing to discover our wonderful hiding place…”

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 6:43:31 AM No.213693107

Lately I’ve been sitting in the bathroom after Judy takes a massive shit and just enjoying the smell

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 6:44:56 AM No.213693134

>>213692959 (OP)
"Fang shot up the school today."

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 6:45:10 AM No.213693139

Is it just me or people are getting crazier out there?

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 6:46:25 AM No.213693160

>>213692959 (OP)
I can't read.

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 6:53:36 AM No.213693285 >>213693808

>>213692959 (OP)
>Mr. Dink had been acting really funny lately. Today he brought Roger over, and Patty was with them. They both looked really excited. Mr. Dink said he introduced them to cah-coll-dink, and he wanted me to watch some kind of performance. What's a cah-coll? Also, I was very nervous about how Patty was touching Roger's arm, I think it was inappropriate.

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 6:55:08 AM No.213693313 >>213694400

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>>213692959 (OP)
I'm 30 years old and got played by a 19 year old, I feel like killing myself cause I've never had a gf before but I felt so fucking close this time

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 7:01:59 AM No.213693444

"... gradually, I began to hate them."

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 7:03:07 AM No.213693473

FLAT PATTI

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 7:22:41 AM No.213693808 >>213694814

>>213693285
>cah-coll-dink
idgi

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 7:55:42 AM No.213694329

>>213692959 (OP)
OP was a faggot today.

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 7:58:57 AM No.213694400

>>213693313
keep trying, anon. you can do it.

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 8:17:39 AM No.213694814

>>213693808
He meant cuckolding but he was retarded. "Cuckold" is pronounced "cuh-cold-ing" so his joke doesn't really work.

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 9:48:21 AM No.213696508

dear sneed lol

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 9:51:24 AM No.213696562

>>213692959 (OP)
I liked bouth Doug and Angela Anaconda

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 10:01:43 AM No.213696723

>>213692959 (OP)
>Skeeter told me he wouldn't do it again. He promised. I don't know if I can believe him. But Judy says I should always give a friend another chance. Dad says it's something genetic. He thinks Skeeter is rotten down to his bones. Dad mentioned the white man's burden, inherited through the grace of God and the curse of the Devil. I just want Skeeter to stop sniffing Patti's behind. What should I do?