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Anonymous No.213693661 >>213693750 >>213693767 >>213693809 >>213693893 >>213698167 >>213698417 >>213698915 >>213698922 >>213701433 >>213704998 >>213706202 >>213713184
When did you realize Zoe Saldana is in every movie?
Anonymous No.213693689 >>213693779 >>213694182 >>213696232 >>213700853
>colored
>only attractive when she's literally any color other than black
poor girl
Anonymous No.213693702
i want zoe salad to suck my pp
Anonymous No.213693750
>>213693661 (OP)
I recently realized she has a very nice, fuckable ass from some caps/webms posted here
Anonymous No.213693767 >>213693790 >>213702885 >>213707634 >>213714066
>>213693661 (OP)
She looks like young Jada Pinkette or w/e
Anonymous No.213693779 >>213694527
>>213693689
gay racist retard :)
Anonymous No.213693790 >>213693836
>>213693767
she's less toxic than Jada, and likes the BWC
Anonymous No.213693809 >>213700744
>>213693661 (OP)
Anonymous No.213693812 >>213696244
She allows producers to tick a few boxes (woman, black, latina) and she's pretty and pleasant. The only time she's been annoying when she was campaigning for an Oscar.
Anonymous No.213693836
>>213693790
>likes the BWC
They ALL do, without one single exception
Anonymous No.213693893 >>213705414 >>213714177
>>213693661 (OP)
I wonder why?
Anonymous No.213694182
>>213693689
she's not black. she larps a black woman but she's just another latina
she also did unironic blackface
Anonymous No.213694527 >>213696766
>>213693779
She only fucks white dudes, so apparently she don't like blacks neither
came_on_your_mom No.213696232 >>213696340
>>213693689
>>colored
>>only attractive when she's literally any color other than black
came_on_your_mom No.213696244 >>213696524
>>213693812
>campaigning for an Oscar.
Anonymous No.213696292 >>213696369
she was in both avatar and the avengers end game, so shes an actress in two different best selling movies of all time
Anonymous No.213696340 >>213696512 >>213698318
>>213696232
Too Amanda Seyfried turned down Gamroa because she thought the movie was going to bomb
Anonymous No.213696369 >>213702745
>>213696292
She was also in Pirates of the Caribbean
Anonymous No.213696463 >>213698901 >>213700253
God I hope she gets naked again in Lioness S3.

https://images2.imgbox.com/13/c8/bO6HpQa6_o.jpg

https://forum.phun.org/threads/classic-thread-of-the-week-zoe-saldana-topless-on-a-boat-in-italy-8-17-21-mq-tag.3932900/
Anonymous No.213696512 >>213700603
>>213696340
What a dumb bitch, what else was she doing at the time
Anonymous No.213696524
>>213696244
That fucking movie was such a bizarre shitshow it forever burned the part of Division I was currently playing through into my brain.
It was like /pol/tard making a shitpost while claiming to represent minorities.
Anonymous No.213696766
>>213694527
She's a latina, it's in her genes to breed with white men. Google what "mejorar la raza" means.
Anonymous No.213696793
i like avatar
Anonymous No.213698167
>>213693661 (OP)
I was pleasantly surprised that she has tits, though she was too skinny to have them
Anonymous No.213698318 >>213700145
>>213696340
She didn’t want to wear the makeup most of all.
Anonymous No.213698417
>>213693661 (OP)
I love blue Zoe
Anonymous No.213698428
Idk but her face is very pretty.
Anonymous No.213698837
Anonymous No.213698901 >>213705850
>>213696463
eh, butt is a little saggy - she needs to do more squats
tits are pretty good if a little small, she looks like she's in a good shape on that boat
Anonymous No.213698915
>>213693661 (OP)
Back when I thought I was crazy that no one mentioned her.
Turns out she's quite conservative and married to a white dude so they don't want to market her.
Anonymous No.213698918
Anonymous No.213698922
>>213693661 (OP)
She is not. In fact, she is very unproductive and is only part of two modern franchises.
Anonymous No.213700053 >>213700209
i no black, i dominican
Anonymous No.213700145
>>213698318
At least the character wore makeup. She-hulk, they don't even bother.
Anonymous No.213700209 >>213701586
>>213700053
I've been to caribes and interestingly enough I've only started to notice how Dominican Zoe looks only after visiting the region. A lot of Dominicans tend to have cute droopy eyes and very beautiful, healthy skin. Picrelated is Dania Ramirez and imo, she looks as Dominican as it gets.
came_on_your_mom No.213700253
>>213696463
>Lioness
i watched
> Colombian
last weekend because I thought this chick was pretty hot
what a steaming pile of dogshit!
A sugar baby of mine was over a month ago and made us watch
> From Scratch
starring Zoe. I had to stop it and kick her out because it was so fucking retarded
Alfredo Hispanic. I answer questions No.213700549
As a hispanic, I love these kinds of negro queens. Very beautiful and classy
Anonymous No.213700603
>>213696512
ur mom
Anonymous No.213700744
>>213693809
Humiliation ritual for everyone involved.
Anonymous No.213700853
>>213693689
>attractive in any color especially her natural one
Ftfy you colossal faggot.
Anonymous No.213701433 >>213701515 >>213701542 >>213713140
>>213693661 (OP)
She's at her best when pleasing old white men.
Anonymous No.213701515 >>213702369
>>213701433
>please Ms Saldana this is just a voice acting role
Anonymous No.213701542 >>213705019
>>213701433
>skinny af
>still has a nice booty
How do they do it?
Anonymous No.213701586 >>213703995 >>213705742
>>213700209
Zoey looks like the average eastern island girl.
Depends on the sections down here. The Bahamas and Jamaica get the short stack dark pugs with random talk mutants it's from west Africa
To the east it's a mixture of blacks east and west so they tend to be paler
Where I live the Virgin islands we typically have east Africans who are the pixie girls tall and thin tiny waist but big asses and tits. I've been here twenty years you just get used to the black women being in great shape and the types. Everyone asks this as well, yes trump is a pedophile everyone from the Bahamas to Grenada knows the running joke of prince Andrew, trump and Epstein walk into a bar and they set down the 8 year old girl that have their dicks in.
Anonymous No.213701716
She guest starred in SVU and didn't even play a criminal or a rape victim.
What's even the point of that?
Anonymous No.213702250
God, I need a afro-latina trad wife.
Anonymous No.213702298
Gamora>Neytiri>Human.
Anonymous No.213702369
>>213701515
kek
Anonymous No.213702745 >>213702864
>>213696369
Imo Pirates and Haven are when Zoe was at her peak
Anonymous No.213702864
>>213702745
should've had a bigger role in this
Anonymous No.213702885
>>213693767
how dare you
Anonymous No.213703995
>>213701586
>Where I live the Virgin islands
Do the locals also speak like Jamaicans and Bajans? I've recently listened to Rihanna's real accent and was blown away how similar the Barbados accent is to Jamaican.
Anonymous No.213704998 >>213706500
>>213693661 (OP)
>star trek
>avatar
>marvel

she won the culture war
Anonymous No.213705019 >>213709246
>>213701542
blatina genetics
Anonymous No.213705414
>>213693893
Basted
Anonymous No.213705742
>>213701586
>eastern island girl
Could you elaborate what "eastern island" means exactly? Is it the islands east of Haiti?
Anonymous No.213705850
>>213698901
Well she is 47 after all.
Anonymous No.213705978
Zoe makes me coom
Anonymous No.213706202 >>213706251
>>213693661 (OP)
Would.

That's all I think about her, I don't care about her acting.
Anonymous No.213706251 >>213709947
>>213706202
That's all that matters desu
Anonymous No.213706500 >>213713093
>>213704998
I think there's a consensus on /tv/ that her being cast in so many big-time roles is because she must be very easy to work with and has a drama-free attitude. She's a good actress, legit good actress, but she's not some irreplaceable generational talent. She's way too established in the industry, is rich as fuck and doesn't need casting couch to have her chance in Hollywood, at least not anymore. So there must me something about her that keeps people inviting her to the roles in billion dollar franchises. Good attitude will get you far, a lot of the corporate HR teams would rather hire people with average skills, but with easy-going, likeable personalities, than some autistic fuck who has zero social skills and can't get along with people. Skills can be taught, but bad attitude can very easily ruin the chemistry in a team and can't be fixed. Bottom line - her husband won at life, you can see it in his face when they're together in public.
Anonymous No.213706772 >>213706813 >>213715608
>tfw no Caribbean wife to make new species children with
Anonymous No.213706813
>>213706772
Their hair is fucked lol. They look like they could in early Queen.
Anonymous No.213707634
>>213693767
She's prettier than Jada though (even young), much softer features and big doe- eyes
Anonymous No.213709060
She was also a voice in Elio
Anonymous No.213709246
>>213705019
>All whites in argentina are skinny with big asses.
Just anglo genetics are trash.
Anonymous No.213709947 >>213710746
>>213706251
And some actually say Neytiri is not a cat...
Anonymous No.213710550
Anonymous No.213710746 >>213712074
>>213709947
she isn't. Neytiri doesn't act like that
Anonymous No.213710861 >>213712167
Love Zoe and Oona threads, always good vibes in these
Anonymous No.213711453
Anonymous No.213712074 >>213712229
>>213710746
She is a big blue space cat and the evidence is undeniable.
Anonymous No.213712167 >>213712626
>>213710861
Who's oona?
Anonymous No.213712229
>>213712074
ahem
Anonymous No.213712626 >>213712976 >>213712979
>>213712167
Varang, though she's better known as "The ass that doomed The North"
Anonymous No.213712976 >>213713020
>>213712626
Ponder the aroma
Anonymous No.213712979
>>213712626
I bet Varang would actually like a tent with fur pelts and candles
Anonymous No.213713020
>>213712976
cute
Anonymous No.213713093
>>213706500
>She's a good actress, legit good actress, but she's not some irreplaceable generational talent.
desu i've never heard her say anything controversial, she's never alienated anyone, and yeah, she's a decent actress, i never roll my eyes watching her perform like many other mediocre talents.

She must just be a hard working and easy going actress, who ticks diversity boxes, she's basically a pozzed movie studios dream worker.
Anonymous No.213713140 >>213715944
>>213701433
I liked this show
Anonymous No.213713184
>>213693661 (OP)
She is an absolute qt in those t mobile commercials
Anonymous No.213714008 >>213714219 >>213715650
Just watched one on yt, she's obviously aging, but hey, she's 47 and looks very good for her age.
One of those rare women, like Shakira and Sofia Vergara, who don't hit the wall, but more like gently leaning on it.
Anonymous No.213714066 >>213715755
>>213693767
Anonymous No.213714177
>>213693893
LMAO
Anonymous No.213714219
>>213714008
She's like hot mom level now.
Anonymous No.213715608
>>213706772
lucky ass kids..they all gonna be pretty as fuck
Anonymous No.213715650
>>213714008
It's cool that she's been doing nude scenes lately
Anonymous No.213715755
>>213714066
KEEP
Anonymous No.213715944
>>213713140
wow