Thread 213695185

HOH: Rachel
Noms: TBD
Veto: TBD

previously on /bb/: >>213692283

Ashfags BTFO. SHE'S A USELESS MINION.

ROPES GOTTA GO

I love Vince but I wish he didn't have a humiliation fetish from older women

I'd eat lauren's poop

Vincenzo scrambling

ropes basically told the whole house she wanted rachel out soon, hard to see how say kat/rytard don't spill to save their skins

WINNING COMPS TO FINALE NIGHT

Morgan with the bride of Frankenstein hairdo

>>213695235
Nobody believes you until you post a pic of yourself eating shit

>>213695235
No you wouldn't you degenerate. Poop doesn't taste good.

i wonder if theres a cameraman still there who got to see rachels milkers three times

>>213695235
I love how we're finally calling out the poop eater. Enough is enough.

It’s gonna be a rough week for Vincenzo

>>213695273
he's winning veto

>>213695255
depends on how you prepare it

>>213695255
Poop is tasty (full of taste) and lauren has good tasting poop based on her diet and phenotypes.

God is the only reason I genuinely got to second place, like genuinely I need to tell you all how good I am at comps (0 wins) for getting so far like genuinely. Please trust Mickey.

>>213695273
he's going to mindfuck those donkies like you wouldn't believe
trust the plan ratbros

"Just read the M&M's, and they say we're fucked"

>>213695273
He'll love getting to play in OTEV

>>213695294
j-just wait for the wall...! THE WALL!

>>213695273
He's still the #1 for Morgan, Keanu, Lauren, and Kelley. 4 minions to pull him off the block.

kelley should just run interference on all buddy convos

>>213695241
they wont have to. Rachel loves them for some reason. They arent in any danger. Seems like things will become Rachel/Ashley/Will/Ava vs Vince/Mickey/Morgan/Lauren with Rylie/Kat/Keanu/Kelley in the middle. Tho I think Keanu leans towards Rachel if Vince goes

sex with 25 yr old succubus Rachel

>>213695322
TSR

>costume punishment
>otev
>f2 with buff shield
>rival with previous winner
Vince at least getting the full BB fan experience

>>213695322
I remember watching the shows with my parents and them warning me to stay away from girls like rachel

OMG ZACH IS SO GIVING

>im totally zach now
t.keanu

>>213695345
He's not making it to the wall at this pace

Morgan is fucking nuts man god damn kek

where the hell are rat speaking of? they vanished off feeds after we saw rylie with the boys

Morgan nobody is mad at you for crying shut the fuck up you selfish psycho bitch, go write an autobiography

>>213695376
fucking in the weight room

>>213695345
didnt think of it like that but yeah makes it way more fun guess hes getting put on the block to enjoy it

>>213695395
Morgan is the center of attention and Zach's eviction is all about her!

Rachel couldn't have liked Ashley sticking up for the Micktator. They've become enemies and especially after what she did to Jimmy there's no chance she's safe this week.

simp winning this season
i can see it

>>213695185 (OP)
>Rachel
HOLY FUCK WHY ARE THE GUYS INCAPABLE OF WINNING ANYTHING!?!?!?!

>>213695426
Morgan nobody is mad at you for crying shut the f**k up you selfish psycho bi*ch, go write an autobiography

>>213695374
me me me me me
mememememememe

>>213695348
SAME

Morgan or Mickey would both go home over Vince, he'll be fine. The cookout don't have the votes to save them. Keanu, Rat, Lauren, Kelley are enough to be finito otb.

>>213695442
Production moving all the physical comps to the last few weeks so none of them get the chance

>>213695435
Kat has better odds of the two

>>213695442
Men have won 3 of 6 HoHs, and 2 of 5 vetos.

>>213695454
yeah he has keanu, kelley, simp, kat and lauren locked voted if he's next to either

>>213695427
huh? if anything that shows Rachel why Ropes has got to go even over Morgan this week

Keanu is a good man

>mourning session
LMAO

>>213695454
>Vince
doesn't have to worry about a thing. keanu will secure the votes for him to stay.

>>213695454
Rachel will not nominate Mickey.

zachsus christ died for the upstairs group's sins

>>213695472
Based

>>213695504
What was he thinking with that ugly gay ass scarf

>>213695497
Votes? I think you mistyped Veto, king.

need rachel to walk into this little shittalking fest about jimjam kek

>>213695498
You're out of your mind, after what she did to Jimmy she's going up.

>>213695530
Ehem, it's called an ascot sweaty. It's all the rage with totally not homosexual men.

Vince's group is basically the FOUTTE of the season, and he is Hayleigh
Meanwhile, Rachel's group is basically Level 6. Untouchable

>>213695530
He's signaling to the Zae community

>>213695561
Rachel is putting up 2 people from her "group" tomorrow and one will go home kek.

>>213695498
>Rachel will not nominate Mickey.
^v^

Ava: I will never clean after a man

Omg what a girlboss xDDDD yaaaaaaas qween

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>>213695587
It's true because she won't clean after anyone including herself. It's not a girlboss thing. It's called being a slob.

keanu is such a good dude

Zach was a lame ass bitch why these dumbasses holding a funeral pyre for him

Morgan KNOWS ok she’s a twitch superstar

>>213695185 (OP)
I hope they dont have The Wall this season bros. Pressure Cooker would be fucking based this season with Keanu just ripping crazy amounts of ass the entire time & Tardmode being gross and overstepping boundaries pissing near everybodys feat. would be uh oh stinkyy kino

Ava is so fucking performative for tv and I hate it. The faces she made tonight when Julie said she would vote in case of a tie pissed me off.

>>213695620
Pressure cooker was way more fun to watch because of the inside and outside simultaneous feed

>>213695620
I'd c*m if lauren pooed

>>213695608
A performance for sympathy and perception of being a weak player, except for Morgan of course

hamstrings mentioned

>>213695629
performative down syndrome. she should be cancelled for appropriation of retard culture

>>213695622
kek

morgan has less than 2,000 yotube subscribers.. i made three lego videos a decade ago and have more than that

>>213695658
She has 3 pay pigs

>>213695662
hopefully they all unsubbed after seeing her thirsting for zach

No more pickle :(

>>213695675
nice saggy deflated tits mam

Rachel was definitely fed the answer

>>213695694
Grod gave her an earpiece before the comp

>mickler commiserating with kat
kat will snitch on her ass so fast, careful here ropes

how do straight guys watch this show, they keep getting fucked in the ass

>>213695652
>performative down syndrome

i wish jimmy was here to tell rachel how shit her dress is

>>213695784
kek it made morgan a cave man

>>213695784
OH NO THE FUCKIN AI DID MORGO SO DIRTY LMAO

>>213695784
>morgan

>>213695767
while doing the walk

Rachel looks /fa/

holy shit zae is using his girthy BWC to plow some tight HAPA bussy rn, you guys just have to see this

>>213695784
eerily accurate

kat and mickey speak for the first time

>>213695811
Post the pic matt (mak?)

>>213695811
>zae topping
at least make your trolling believable

Lauren is having difficulty determining which feeling to feel

lauren crying about zach :(

poor tlp :(

LAUREN SAD

It's weird seeing Kat talk so much game to someone besides Rylie

LAUREN TEARS

>>213695870
Just two Blondes talking game

The fuck was Zach even doing

why are they all so obsessed with forcing zach and lauren? she clearly is not into gooks

>>213695784
morgan KEK

>>213695912
They get a stipend bump for forming a showmance

open casket funeral for mickey

Turban Kelley

>>213695904
Despite his stack looking worse than Vince's, Vince was 6 moves from completion and Zach was 6.5 when Keanu finished. They were all 3 pretty bad.

>>213695715
id imagine they just gave her a sequence of numbers to lock in as guesses when she was in the DR earlier today
allegedly

>>213695960
I can confirm. I'm Alison Grodner's niece.

ZACH DIED
LAUREN CRIED

>>213695960
retarded

>>213695847
>>213695884
her thinking programs need an emotional upgrade

i just got the feeling rachel has a seething hatred for anyone who doesnt enter a showmance

rachel putting up simp and kat would be MEAN

>>213696017
#unbothered

kelly playin with her food

>>213695904
idk but Julie clears all 3 of them
https://streamable.com/g2c7dx

>>213696000
>Lauren, I have a strategy where we can be safe this week

>>213696044
he's going to be the last man standing in 3 weeks

>>213696044
you can see the methed out frodo here

>>213696017
sleep tight micktator

>>213696062
hobbit if tall

lauren doesnt know what sake is

she is so pure

>>213696044
rylie said he thinks its going to be vince mickey and a third, maybe keanu.

>>213696030
She actually did really well, I’m impressed.

kek keanu cooked crescent rolls

>>213696074
Rachel wouldn't dare to temp the King

>>213696070
dumb*

Sounds like it was the HOH that Jag won towards the end of BB25 that Johnny Mac hosted

>>213696093
I can see him being dumb enough to volunteer so he can win veto

Keanu addicted to cooking now

ava pearl is not touching the block this week and is coasting to jury and theres nothing you can do about it

>>213696030
Keanu almost lifted two red pieces at once right at the end

>>213696030
BLOCKBUSTER FINAL BOSS JULIE

mickey lookin at rachel in her cape like is dis yt gurl serious

Andy doesn’t miss

>>213696154
kek until rachel told her a black person designed it

>>213696158
People vastly overrate how how Zach is

>>213696158
a true student of the game. immaculate analysis

>>213696116
>addicted to opening pre-packaged dough and placing it on a pan and putting it in the oven

>>213696116
asking his queen and ava if they wanted a crescent roll, maybe one with a little crackle in it

>>213696158
andy's posts are always my favorite of the season. he truly knows the game and what makes the show good as well

>>213696140
>the final blockbuster of the season is a competition where the first person to defeat Julie in a comp wins

>>213696179
chefs gotta start somewhere

rachel is pretty cringe for this cape/scarf thing ngl

goodnight /bb/

>>213696193
thats actually a really good idea. i was jazzed to see chenbot in the first comp behind the door.
could you imagine if they brought her in to compete in a comp against you. legend

>>213696189
based I was hoping somebody capped that

dumpy mickey hating that outfit

>>213696218
she can't wear the tight, short sparkly things she used to.

>>213696179
cant do a full respec into culinary arts
keep most points on physical comps

>>213696189
We need food sabotaging bits this season. Feed Ava raw chicken

>>213696240
they should force feed her pork since she's jewish, and it would be funny to make her blaspheme against her god

How many fucking times is Morgan gonna say she doesn’t want people to think she’s sad about losing the HOH comp

how do you think he reacted when keanu won the comp

Mickey's getting crunk on mouthwash tonight

>>213696218
that one guy said she is on the cutting edge of fashion

>>213696269
>I'm not sad. Who said I was sad? I'm not fucking sad, I swear!

>>213696264
>she's jewish
>make her blaspheme against her god
Who's going to tell him?

>>213696272
he bent over his wife and ate her tasty poop

>>213696272
I know my boy Jerry was jumping up in excitement

>morgan to mickey: you might safe because of will, she cant cross will
l o l

>>213696264
You just determined why the pigs were beef :)

>>213696189
He shouldve asked Lauren too

rope and morgan think they can convince rachel to put up keanu

>>213696330
Wait until they show Rachel the m&m's

>>213696330
she should laugh in their face when they suggest it

>>213696319
papa won’t WON’T be giving a fuck about mickey hitting the block

RACHEL KELLEY

did you guys know wonts name is actually Cliff

alright give her the hoh room already
>inb4 no feeds just like with the outside punishment

kelley is lowkey upset rachel won. she likes playing the victim

Kelley getting the first one on one?

rachel wants a final 2 with kelley

KELLEY RACHEL ABOUT TO GAME

>>213696394
based, Rachel is actually a super loyal ally to have

kek Rachel trying to bond with Kelley by bringing up a Boston Rob season of Survivor. And the supposed survivor superfan has no clue about the season.

Kelley and Rachel agree Keanu is In their ideal jury

>>213696436
We love to see it

sorry vince and morgan, im not switching off kelley rachel game talk for your wacky skit you are doing

>>213696453
true students of the game respect a who's line is it anyway? classic skit

kelley knows how to stroke rachels ego

Rachel is gonna be shocked to find out Kelly the friendless loser is the biggest Rachel hater in the house

>>213696436
stipend secured

Quad Cam Dramatic Irony Kino

>>213696473
Why she hate rachel btw?

>>213695479
Jimmy doesn't count as a guy, and Rylie was overturned

>>213696473
Kelley is more loved than you and has a life 10x as accomplished. Stop posting here you disgusting cum stain

Keanu Final 3 guaranteed

>>213696487
i think a lot of it was vince poisoning. but kelley sorta had it out for rachel from the get go because she was a returning vet

>>213696506
Jimmy, Zae, Zach are why gay guys should be counted as women in casting gender balancing

ava eating her hair again

#cut4kelley

>>213696536
Dude cool it with the antisemitism

>>213696536
When was the last time she washed it?

>>213696547
KELLEY HATES THIS

>>213696560
when she was 15

>>213696533
Zae was probably willing to play for the guy's side of the camp. You also have girls like Kelley or Kat who might want to play for the guy's side, but I still feel like 1/8 guys being confirmed gay still puts guys at a disadvantage every time.

>>213696536
she licking her legs or armpits?

>>213696555
Our King is a BB Drunken Kung Fu Master

who did ropes say rachel would nominate during her m&m sessions?

>>213696581
autocunnilingus

>>213695793
>>213695794
looks accurate to me

>>213696598
I'd eat lauren's leftovers if you know what I mean

lmao the tension

>>213696610
Grilled cheese sandwich crust?

>>213696610
she doesn't seem to cook though

Apparently big brother people are conspiracy theorists according to ava

KEANU RACHEL TIME

Downward Spiral

>>213696642
Conspiring how to eat Lauren's putrid, corn-filled, meaty shit

>>213696436
AFP LOCKED IN

>>213696654
Mickey got to go!

Lauren seems stoned

>>213696673
She mostly eats mac and cheese and chicken nuggets

RACHEL NOT PUTTING UP VINCE

lolwut shes not putting up vince?

>>213696654
Excited for Boren to leave

>>213696710
She's putting up lauren ava and ropes

PLEASE PUT UP ROPEHEAD RACHEL

>>213696705
>>213696710
That may be a lie as she knows Keanu tells Vince everything. She still has time to "suddenly" find a reason to put Vince up.

I legit love Keanu and Rachel as a duo

>>213696740
Who does that even leave

HOMERUN SWING

Rylie is mad Kat won’t have sex

SWING FOR THE FENCES

>>213696781
he should try winning an HoH and keeping it for more than 5 minutes

KEANU BLOWING IAN THE FUCK OUT

KEANU WANTS TO GO TO ALL STARS

>>213696778
TURBO NUT INCOMING

>>213696756
>Rachel told Keanu she wants to put up Rylie, Katherine, Lauren

based keanu has some bb14 knowledge

>>213696807
that would honestly bring mickey morgan back into the fold

Keanu and Rachel are a fucking comedy duo

>>213696818
Rachel is trying to protect the showmances

>>213696807
No she didn’t

I'm gonna laugh my ass off if he immediately goes to vince after this conversation

>>213696822
<3 them

Keanu is Rachel’s Brendon this season

>>213696807
based if true

Rachel/Keanu might be the best odd couple duo the show's ever had

Rachel is a much better duo for Keanu than Vince

all i got was that Vince isn't going up initially (could be a possible renom) and she's taking a "big swing"

I think she would have told him but didn't want him blabbling to vince

>>213696877
It seems like she's gonna put up Mickey/Morgan

KING KEANU LEARNING AND GETTING BETTER

LET'S GO

>>213696881
<3

based Keanu is learning

>dont be messy
>dont be sharing everything
>maybe you can withhold stuff
>thats a solid strat
holy shit, keanu might actually be learning

>>213696885
He's going to be Paul losing to Rachel's Nicole

Keanu and Rachel just make me so happy

i missed it
what's going on with simp and kat?

>>213696906
>BB28 is Keanu leading 15 newbies like a cult leader

why the fuck is tard mode crying again?

won’t bros how we feeling? also ava’s chewing is fucking repulsive holy shit

>>213696917
Would be a million times better than 19 because Keanu is so much better than the insufferable Paul.

Ava should not be allowed to ingest anything. The sounds are disgusting

>>213696944
she got a big bowl of that pasta

Is Rylie having a withdrawal? The fuck is going on?

Kat having to deal with the emo cowboy's cte induced mood swings

>turn on the feeds
>won't posted up
good week ahead

>rylie is gonna sulk around cause kat won’t fuck him
jesus this guy is mental

>>213696980
he WONT be leaving this house until finale night

you know this showmance moment will be on the sunday episode

boo hoo

can this chick fucking chew with her mouth closed

I refuse to watch any ava cams. She is so gross

just cry until the woman agrees to fuck you. top level strats from tard mode

>>213696654
>>213696669
ROPE FINITO

ropehead's little minions turning on her

im actually digging the ava eat cams

>I just wanna have sex so bad
>you’re my fuckin girl
>*cries*

jesus christ watching ava eat is revolting

>>213697055
SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP

>>213697062
she’s somehow worse than kimo which is impressive

Nom nom nom nom nom
CRUNCH CRUNCHHHH
SLURRRRRRPPPPPP

>>213697056
>You don't understand Kat! It ain't gonna suck itself!

>eats her own hair
>picks nose
>eats boogers
>chews with mouth open

Let the hate for Mickey flow through you, PopPops

>>213697088
this post is antisemetic

>>213697074
what kind of fucking noodles is she eating that creates a crunching noise like that

>>213697100
shes got shrimp and some corn on the cob in the bowl

>>213697088
Noodles were falling out of her mouth into the bowl, and then she offered Will some.

>>213697088
meshuggnah

I’m actually letting the ads play cause I cannot listen to Ava eat anymore holy fuck

>>213697110
>bites the shrimps in half
>they fall back into the bowl
>Will, did you want some of these shrimps?

>>213697111
You just know that snatch smell rancid

based ava using her long hair as a napkin

Still better than Kimo's eating

>>213697088
her hair is her napkin

>>213697142
hell yeah!

>>213697143
he'd be burping and farting non-stop

>>213697165
which smells worse? a kimo fart, or ava's unwashed slit?

>>213697165
in the big brother houuusseee

>>213697088
>>213697142

Ava ate like a pound of pasta and now wants to go to bed

>>213697250
she's bulking

The reason it's taking so long for Rachel to get her room is because they needed a hazmat team to clean the room after Ava defiled it.

>>213697250
she's going to get gassy

What's your most disgusting habit /bb/?

>>213697288
picking my fingernails and then flicking them

>>213697288
touching myself

>>213697288
I eat the poop of pretty girls

>>213697288
scratching my butt and sniffing it

>>213697288
i piss in the shower

>>213697362
gone too soon

Kelley is explaining a revolutionary new strategy to Lauren. If Kelley wins hoh, she will put up three pawns, hope that Rachel can't play in the veto, and then have the veto be used so that Rachel can be renomed. Lauren says Kelley "basically came up with the backdoor strategy."

>>213697362
wait, did she have to break down the puzzle , slide it through the glass and reassemble?

>>213697390
yes

>>213697396
that makes the failure more more
wew

>>213697376
kelley just work with rachel and keanu

I CANT LIFT IT

>>213697376
>>213697410
aye, she going to find herself up on the block by thursday

>>213697288
I eat poop on occasion as a hobby

WHO WANTS TO SEEE MY HOH ROOOOM

HOH room time

hoh room time

>>213697480
>>213697480
>>213697480

time to get a look at dilfy mr villegas

>>213697416
i guess she needed to build it standing up on the platform. sorta understand the mistake