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Anonymous No.213695467 >>213695493 >>213695825 >>213696329 >>213698559 >>213699052
>when he pulls out the hdmi cable
Anonymous No.213695493
>>213695467 (OP)
She knows it's going in her ass.
Anonymous No.213695755 >>213695782 >>213695815 >>213696303
>when he plugs in the HDMI cable
Anonymous No.213695782
>>213695755
PLEASE JUST LET ME FUCK YOU ONCE BEFORE I DIE
Anonymous No.213695786
Anonymous No.213695815
>>213695755
LET ME PUMP YOUR ASS FULL OF CUM PLEASE
Anonymous No.213695825 >>213695858
>>213695467 (OP)
Keep eye contact the whole time, the moment you break it she's gone.
Anonymous No.213695858 >>213695877
>>213695825
How am I supposed to connect the hdmi cable to its port if I keep looking at her.
Anonymous No.213695876 >>213695941
If you're dating a woman that cares if you bust out an hdmi cable, it's probably good to figure that out before you waste too much time with her if you're looking for a life partner.

If a woman is going to leave over trivial shit, what is she going to do when life gets shitty? And it will get shitty, it will slowly take everything good away from you until you die, and you need a partner who doesn't concern themselves with inconsequential nonsense so that you can navigate that shit together.
Anonymous No.213695877
>>213695858
You do it from memory.
Anonymous No.213695910 >>213696046
>when papi starts up goyflix
Anonymous No.213695941 >>213695958
>>213695876
Look i just i want to fuck ok
Anonymous No.213695958
>>213695941
no you don't
Anonymous No.213695994
Is going to display settings, multiple displays and connect to a wireless display also a turnoff?
Anonymous No.213696014 >>213697054
>when he pulls out the hdmi cable
Anonymous No.213696046 >>213696127 >>213698307
>>213695910
Is there anything less attractive a woman can do than that stupid face she's making?
Anonymous No.213696127
>>213696046
I think that it is very endearing.
Anonymous No.213696303
>>213695755
Why is this random huehue so pretty?
Anonymous No.213696329 >>213697103 >>213698177 >>213699104
>>213695467 (OP)
I want to set a few things straight. What you see here is not an HDMI cable, it is in fact a dual link DVI cable. Meaning, the sound is going over a separate cable, that would be the TOSLINK cable, an optical cable over which signals are transmitted using a Differential Manchester encoding. Nothing too fancy, but it is reliable.
As you can see, there is no "subwoofer" and no "surround" setup. Loudspeakers are a complex set of nonlinear equations to optimize for as it is - and that's true for even ONE speaker with the most trivial D'Appolito setup and with low slew rate crossovers. Two speakers will already introduce QUITE the challenge to optimize for a regular room, given the reflections and room modes created by them. No need to introduce another piece of (considerable) complification by adding a subwoofer. Moreover, you will find that my Tannoy Lancaster speakers already pack quite the punch.
The TV, yes. Behold the Sony XBR Trinitron KD-34XBR960. The Finest full HD CRT TV ever produced. The pinnacle of an era. The undisputed master. I don't believe in LCD, those abominations can't handle camera pans. This masterpiece of technology will be fed, as stated, with the DVI and TOSLINK cables.
The film we're watching? Ah. Admiral Nakhimov (1946), an unsung masterpiece by Vsevolod Pudovkin, set in the Crimean War.
Anonymous No.213697054 >>213697121 >>213698810 >>213699643
>>213696014
>tv loicense
do br*tish "people" really?
Anonymous No.213697103
>>213696329
Anonymous No.213697114
>when he tries "self-improving", but you can still sense he's a loser virgin who will inevitably kill himself so you avoid him at all costs, but if he talks to you, you humor him just enough for him to keep going and give him hope, but really there is no hope and his life is a fucking joke, he has no real friends, God hates him, he's not good at anything and he just wants to get hit by a car and end his day to day mediocrity and suffering.
Anonymous No.213697121
>>213697054
They literally need a cat calling loicense now or it's off to gaol.
Anonymous No.213698177
>>213696329
And then he kills her because only a psycho would do something like this in our day and age.
Anonymous No.213698307
>>213696046
You mean the tiktok face?
Anonymous No.213698401 >>213698416 >>213698523 >>213698524
Why is spending money on streaming services so attractive to women?
Anonymous No.213698416
>>213698401
It is not.
This thread was made by shills.
Anonymous No.213698475 >>213698490
>when he pulls out the hdmi cable and boots Plex from his laptop
Anonymous No.213698490
>>213698475
You look bored sweatie, don't worry.
We are about to rewatch a great comedy!
Anonymous No.213698523 >>213698538
>>213698401
Spending money is how you attract women. The whole jewellery industry depends on it for example.
Anonymous No.213698524 >>213698538
>>213698401
it shows you have money, pretty simple
Anonymous No.213698538 >>213698631
>>213698523
>>213698524
Irrelevant if your dick is big.
Anonymous No.213698559
>>213695467 (OP)
>implying the hdmi cable hasn't been plugged in for years at this point, gathering dust as it remains in its eternal position
Anonymous No.213698567 >>213698585
What is this meme about? Who is going around plugging in HDMI cables more than once a year?
Anonymous No.213698585 >>213698660 >>213698887
>>213698567
it's about /tv/ being too dumb to setup a Plex server
Anonymous No.213698631
>>213698538
your dick being big is irrelevant if you can't get her to pull your pants down in the first place
Anonymous No.213698654 >>213698730
>hey anon, we heard you have a laptop and HDMI cable, we'll let you shower with us if we can watch movies at your place later?
Anonymous No.213698660
>>213698585
>zoomer retards needing servers for everything computer related
Anonymous No.213698730
>>213698654
this is what netflix took from us? damn
Anonymous No.213698810
>>213697054
Yes, they actually fucking do.
This video might be a fictionalization for all I know, but they will genuinely fine you or attempt to prosecute you for using a TV without paying your license.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ9rnmS2uj4
Anonymous No.213698887
>>213698585
>DUDE, why won't you just buy all this retarded bullshit to feel like le epic hacker?
Because that bullshit is unnecessary and fucking stupid.
Anonymous No.213699052
>>213695467 (OP)
I'm very disappointed that this didn't turn out to be a Red Rooms thread. Stellar movie, very underrated.
Anonymous No.213699104 >>213699334
>>213696329
>Oh this? This is not Windows. I refuse to give up my privacy to a megacorpo like Microsoft. You must be aware they spy on you, record everything you do and it's not just a dangerous amount of power, it's unsafe as that data can leak or be accessed by malicious agents which can be even life ruining in the worst case scenario. I installed Linux, Arch Linux of course, to get away from such cuckoldry. This also has a benefit of making piracy easier as I can now freely torrent knowing there is basically no software designed to attack me and considering how good I am with tech, I doubt anything will ever get me. I have build myself a NAS with hundreds of terabytes of storage but I never connected to wifi in order to ensure no one could attack it, even if they wanted to. The best technology is analogue but that's not always realistic so physical connections between digital machines is the next best thing and sometimes the most realistic solution. Which is why I'm using this cable. Now shall we continue with our movie night or would you rather play vidya? I like vidya although I won't even consider touching modern trash. I hope you're not into "cinematic" games. That's for fake gamers. I prefer the simple designs of SNES era. It's simplicity perfected but I am willing to venture up to Playstation 2, if you'd prefer.
Anonymous No.213699292
>when he opens a weird traffic cone app
Anonymous No.213699334
>>213699104
>When he plugs his Librem 15 notebook (running a Stage 1 installed Gentoo) via dual link DVI (video) and TOSLINK (audio) into the TV (custom firmware, patched over the serial port) and is almost ready to start the film, only it it is encoded with the latest H.265 with Scalable Main 10 Profile and thus requires a hotfix for libde265 which only exists on a 3rd party Portage overlay and which requires a recompilation of the kernel and a small change in the USE flags in /etc/portage/make.conf, so we should be ready to go in 20 minutes tops, meanwhile we can play a refreshing round of Kolf on herbstluftwm
>when it takes a mere additional 15 minutes because there's no audio because due to a weird corner case with the Opus 1.3.1 audio tracks in the Matroska container, and now he needs to demux and re-encode it to AAC, which sucks because it is a licensed codec, as far as encoder implementations are concerned, and thus needs to be installed beforehand, which, again, incurs minor changes on the USE flags
Anonymous No.213699353
>when he streams netflix from his xbox
Anonymous No.213699643
>>213697054
No it doesn't exist, only the Kremlin makes you pay for propaganda Ivan