Thread 213696356

Treehouse of Horror Edition
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Still the goat

Martins scream is his funniest moment

SHARE YOUR HORROR WISHLIST!

> Conjuring 4 sticks the landing and has a happy ending.
> We get a period piece spin off about the samurai armor in the Warren's collection, maybe set during the occupation of Japan?

> We get some more horror & slasher films set near the sea/on ships, make use of moody harbors, docks & foggy nights. A undead Sea Captain slasher would be cool.

> We get more mostly serious toned theatrically released killer animal films like The Shallows & Crawl. Ideally ones with oversized Scorpions and Octopuses. Remake of Tentacles (1977)?
> Crawl 2 is on par with the first.

> Antje Traue is cast as The Bride of Frankenstein, if that film in Universal's Dark Universe moves forward.

> If the Dark Universe moves forward, Dracula Untold is reinstated into canon. I want more of Luke Evan's take on the character.

> More Pumpkinhead movies.

> Cabin in the Woods anthology series with each episode (maybe every 2 episodes) being a different cast facing a different monster. Some arcs will focus on the folks in the Cabin & some will focus on the staff in the base dealing with capturing monsters out in the wild or having to deal with them getting loose.

> A B&W tribute movie to 1950s monster movies is that actually is fairly serious & well budgeted. Builds up mystery & suspense for the 1st 3rd.

> Galaxy of Terror prequel about Captain Trantor surviving the massacre of the Hesperus crew by aliens 25 years before.

You've done it now, OP.

>>213696059
>Seagal fan
lmao

>>213696395
>With NPC SJW's it's always 100% projection as they are always the aggressors in every situation by screaming in peoples faces for attention/money/power by invading, infesting, take away, ruin and/or destroy anything that makes people happy so everyone is as miserable as they are.
Exactly.

>>213696640
>Industry goes back to 16mm film and practical effects

>>213696640
(HALLOWEEN)

> The Miramax Halloween series treats Myers faithfully like a unstoppable supernatural phantom & has nudity.

> More stand alone Halloween comics like Nightdance. Maybe mini series that each follow up a different continuity in the series...
>- Myers & the cult hunting Jamie's baby after 6.
>- Adapt the early H7 script about Myers stalking a girls boarding school.
>- Myers hunting Laurie's son after H20.
>- Adapt the script for Rob Zombie's Halloween 3.
>- Adapt the script for Halloween Returns that was planned before the 2018 movie pitch.

> The earlier scripts for Halloween 4 are released online, I wanna see how Myers was defeated in the version of the script that had Sheriff Meeker fight Myers to the death in his basement resulting in his house burning down.

> The cut footage of the H5 police station massacre & Meeker's death are found & released despite their absence in the recent Blu-Ray that had the Dr Death opening (we know it was filmed because we have a BTS pic of Meeker getting shot)

> The full Face of Michael Myers short film is made despite the original kickstarter failing. Prelude Short - https://youtu.be/wCAxcOmVCNs

>>213696640
>>213696767

(OTHER SLASHERS)

> Scream 7 Onward - Sydney does not become a killer & is not killed off unless it's a respectful successful heroic sacrifice. Maybe have the film take place in snowy weather & invert Ghost Face's colors so he will blend in with the environment.

> The Blumhouse My Bloody Valentine reboot is on par with Halloween (18).
> It makes better more suspenseful use of the mine than the 09 remake did.
> Has nudity like 09.

> If they reboot ANOES again and wish to return Freddy to the horror & humor balance they got perfect in 3, consider Tom Hiddleston.

> The reboot/sequel to Madman (81) does not have a feminist bent to it despite the original film's producer claiming he plans to give it such (ignoring how great & strong of a final girl Gaylen Ross was in the original)

> They don't reboot Texas Chainsaw Massacre again, either drop it long term or do a direct sequel to 2022 (I would pick up where it left off with Leatherface evading swat and bounty hunters.

> Some more obscure non franchise slasher films get sequels/reboots with new stories. I would like to see something done with The Slayer or Superstition (both from 1982)

> A new serious toned slasher with a Samurai killer.

> We get Zodiac (07) / From Hell / The Town that Dreaded Sundown style slasher/murder mystery movies about the real life Axeman of New Orleans & the Hinterkaifeck farm massacre.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axeman_of_New_Orleans
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hinterkaifeck

>>213696690
she do better aikido than seagal

>>213696640
>A sequel to the Friday the 13th 2009 remake
>Creepshow 4 (a good one, worthy of the original)
>The Hills Have Eyes 3

>>213696640
> A B&W tribute movie to 1950s monster movies is that actually is fairly serious & well budgeted. Builds up mystery & suspense for the 1st 3rd.
This is actually a cool idea. Basically create a new Universal Monster. Some ideas
>Gargoyle
>Yeti
>Scarecrow
>Clown

>>213696356 (OP)
How are you gonna get 'em, skeleton power?

>>213696736
Gritty! Isn't there only like one or two facilities left to get dailies if you're shooting film though (if you can't or don't want to develop your own)?

>>213696356 (OP)
I haven't seen any of the new Treehouse of Horror episodes. I feel like that'll be an October task, sit down and watch em all. I know the Simpsons is trash now but surely the Halloween eps still have some juice.

>Poe
>Lovecraft
>Shake's spear
Was there anything Roger Corman and Vincent Price couldn't do?

>>213696736
Unfathomaly based.

>>213696958
>four tortured screaming damsels on the poster
take me back

Got any cool historical horror movies? Particularly Roman?
I know Brotherhood of the Wolf and various witch period pieces like VVitch and Witchfinder General for those time periods.

>>213697092
The Masque of the Red Death is another good VP one. Mark of the Devil (1970) is also a very similar kind of film to Witchfinder General.

>>213697092
The Long Hair of Death.

>>213696640
I hope conjuring bombs and James Wan does a backflip off a bridge

>>213697651
He's not the director and he'll never stop getting Saw money. He could never make a movie again and still be set for life.

>>213697092
It's not historical but A Wounded Fawn is a serial killer movie about the Erinyes. It's also pretty funny

>>213697651
Why are you fucking evil?

>>213697740
Both of those would be a net positive for the goodness in the world actually.

>>213697740
>AM I EVIL, I AM MAN, YES I AM

stop motion bros, this film is finally gonna be coming out, I'm guessing next year but could be earlier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhabSd4JbMw

bleh

>>213696640
I just want a new iconic slasher

>>213699242
In A Violent Nature, bro.

>>213699242
you mean another one right

>>213699265
>fart the shit

>>213699328
you asked for an iconic slasher, those mostly come with awful movies

>>213699345
he's not iconic.

Poopyfarter isn't a slasher

>was hoping Weapons would be creepy
>it wasn't
Only unnerving part was Benedict Wong's bulging eyes. What a letdown

>>213699356
he has a call of duty skin bro

Are there any horror franchises with multiple movies where the killer spends the first films ruthlessly killing people, only for a later movie to make it seem like he's not such a bad guy after all?

>>213699254
Has potential
>>213699265
Neck yourself

>>213700105
all of them

>>213700105
My life

Name some good miniseries
Hard Mode: No King

>>213696356 (OP)
We need "Bart Simpson's New Nightmare" as a sequel story

Bone Temple mite b good

>>213700460
Dead Set
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
White Christmas

>>213701188
>>213701188
>>213701188
Bump

>>213699022
Checked n' bleh

dead ahh thread

>>213702928
>ahh

stop

>>213702928
spooky!

>>213693150
>>213692991
aww I recorded this on my phone for nothing!
The Piano Killer was the better faux-trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIq8M5BofEA

yeah I saw Jimmy & Stiggs. some of you will hate it because Begos is the lead and is mostly swearing and doing DUDE DRUGS, there's like 0 script, I actually thought it was shot during Covid being an apartment pot-boiler but no, last year. He sold some of his 16mm film collection to fund it so leaning into that diy 'I just want to make a movie man' spirit - kind of like Evil Dead in that way, you're there to watch X file greys get fucked up and it delivers but not quite as inventive nor the characters as charming.

in Bliss I was giddy when he dropped an Isis track during the climax and he opens this movie with another one while protag putters about preparing and getting loaded on various subtances - the movie watches better if you're doing the same, rolling joints, pouring drinks, snarking with buds to smooth over the lulls. Not that it really drags at 90m and no forced drama, just kinda of univariate til the last act.

neat how it's made-behind the scenes after the credits. I enjoyed it for what it is and respect his ethos. would slot in nicely in October when you just want a straightforward bloody-blacklight hack-em-up

>>213696640
This is going to sound coomer-y, but I just genuinely want hot girls in horror

Watched this last night and genuinely enjoyed it. Very much like Frostbiter or the first Evil Dead if it took place on a "futuristic ship" that kinda looks like Peewee's Playhouse. Keep in mind, the production is shit, but I'd say it's worth a watch.

>>213703813
Agreed, lets not beat around the bush

>>213703813
Dario Argento once said people have to die in horror movies, so they might as well be beautiful women

>>213703971
This movie is a fucking ride. Hope you watched the English dub, Steve Buscemi is one of the voices.

>>213703813
>binge watch the Final Destination series
>realize everyone in Bloodlines is hideous to the point of it standing out
On another note, was the Daddario Texas Chainsaw movie worth a watch?

>>213704377
Checked
Yeah it's worth watching

>>213703813
Stunning and brave, bruv

>>213696640
I would like more traditional animated horror movies. I think one with Freddy Krueger or Pennywise would be interesting

>>213696941
I recently tried to watch all of the Treehouse of Horror episodes that I had missed and I was surprised by how quickly they went to shit and just became lame parodies of whatever was popular in horror at the time.

There's no reason to watch anything Simpsons past season 11 or so

>>213705177
11 is literally one of the worst seasons

>>213703207
Pattyposting is mandatory.

>>213705177
After being a huge Simpsons fan and watching it religiously until ~2006, the entire show is very average. Yes, even the so-called best seasons are average. KOTH (original run) will always be vastly superior.

I don’t know if I would call Alien Earth good but it has been fun, having it open with inter corporate 9/11 makes it better than 3 or resurrection

Movie couldn't decide between vampires and werewolfs so they just combined them into one animal

>>213705206
Yeah I think it's more like season 10 is a good cut-off point
>>213705267
I've never been able to get into KOTH. I'm from Texas and have friends and family members who swear it's the funniest shit they've ever seen. I just don't get it I guess.

>>213696356 (OP)
> This is because they're narcissistic sociopaths with the minds of children who never developed emotionally or intellectually beyond grade school while using words like "Chud" or "Incel" as substitutes for Ugly and Virgin and because you can't be a grow adult calling people those things because they'd be easily dismissed as retarded infants and not worth listening to as everything they think, say and do revolves around there hatred of white straight males and will say anything to justify their behavior and if someone retaliates, they twist it in their minds that any act retaliation retroactively justifies what they did first!!!FACT!!!

You just described everyone itt

>>213705340
Every one was so ugly lol.

>>213705461
I think there is a noticeable shift between seasons 7 and 8, and then a very noticeable drop in quality between 8 and 9. 9 and even 10 have good episodes but there are way more mediocre episodes between them. I think season 8 is kind of like the last season of Seinfeld, where things were clearly starting to get a little weird, the difference is Seinfeld ended and Simpsons just kept on going.
Back onto the actual topic, I watched The Wolf Of Snow Hollow. I though it was fun, but the editing was kind of weird and made it a little difficult to follow at times.

I need something good to watch on Shudder this weekend. I missed the last couple of Drive-In episodes, how were they?

what treehouse of horror parodies made you to watch a horror movie when you learned what it was a parody of
for me it's been
>shining
>coppolas dracula
>demon seed

>>213705647
Grow up loser

>>213705507
I don’t mind ugly people in tv and movies tbqh, makes it more grounded

>>213705660
Yeah cause your ugly.

>>213705507
So?

>>213705706
I’ve made my peace with it

>>213705658
>calls others losers
>posts here
kek

>>213690011

I sent this to every producer and advertiser I could for Terrifier

I've already gotten numerous responses.

If he's not fired, he will atleast get a nasty talking to.

You're not going to go on facebook and call for the execution of thousands of american citizens and get away with it.

>>213705769
>lead actor
Lauren, no!
Oh, it's some dude? Meh.

>>213703813
This, but with "girls".

>>213705479
They say they are for equal rights but actually want special treatment. It's just a big load of bull shit these days.

>>213705769
Good thing I'm not getting shot because I'm not a nazi lol

>>213705977
Yes you are, you post on notorious Nazi hate machine 4chan. They won't see a distinction.

>>213705977
one day you'll have the wrong opinion and be labelled as such

>>213705977
You're getting shit BECAUSE you're not a Nazi midwit

>>213706083
Kek this.

>>213706083
>>213706134
i dont even like trump and I think he's covering up the biggest pedo scandal in history

however, you should not be allowed to tell your followers to shoot women in the head. people who do that shouldnt have careers

>me casually using the youtube search function to find a song i want to listen to
>youtube: drops a movie spoiler right in the middle of it

>>213706622
Eh, it was in the trailer

>>213706656
i have gone out of my way to not watch any trailers

>want to watch a movie
>not on Tubi anymore
>not on Amazon
>not on anything
>blu-ray is OOP
>not even a DVD
>not even a bootleg or different region release
Son of a bitch. I don't want to pirate damn it.

>>213706705
piracy isn't always the solution, i wanted to watch that covenant movie some anon posted a screenshot of but the only version i can find has a 7% availability and the private tracker i frequent doesn't even have it

>>213706082
>two more weeks
Good thing I don't say nazi shit

>>213706705
You did check Youtube, Dailymotion, Ok.ru and archive.org, right?

>>213690011
>>213705769
If I remember right the reason he got banned from Twitter/X was for threatening violence against Blumpf during his first term

>>213706882
Based

>>213706705
Check the 100% illegal site 456movie dot network

>>213697092
The Devils (1971) (17th Century France)
The Girl with the Needle (Early 20th Century Denmark)

>>213706880
I don't trust those russians.

>>213706705
>find it on youtube
>it's some terrible looking 144p upload

Oner?
More like eurrrghh

>>213705599
eh more of the same you know by now. Dog Soldiers and Bad Moon are good if you haven't seen em
other Shudder stuff: Eight Eyes, Let The Corpses Tan, Mads, Deadly Spawn. too much too list and obvious basic stuff without criteria honestly

>>213706705
It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. You can Poob it. Poob has it for you.

>>213708596
Thanks anon. No real criteria, just new stuff and I haven't seen any of those except for Bad Moon.

>>213706705

>is a movie fan
>is against piracy

this shit is paradoxical

oh what the hell Shudder has The Crazy Family? you should all check this one out, bonkers obscure jap film

>best werewolf film in your path
The performances in Dog Soldiers are almost too good for this genre.

>>213704377
>>realize everyone in Bloodlines is hideous to the point of it standing out
Are you fucking insane?

>>213706756
>the private tracker i frequent

It's current year, anon
you're supposed to use jackett to search 500+ torrent sites at the same time and dl the result with the most seeds

>>213704377
>On another note, was the Daddario Texas Chainsaw movie worth a watch?
Yes. It is firmly good until a brain damaged retarded ending.

Okay, it's happening
>EXCLUSIVE: Core ‘Scary Movie’ actresses Regina Hall and Anna Faris are coming back as Brenda and Cindy for the Wayans Brothers’ restart of the early millennium comedy franchise.
>Said Hall and Faris, “We can’t wait to bring Brenda and Cindy back to life and be reunited with our great friends Keenen, Shawn and Marlon—three men we’d literally die for (in Brenda’s case, again.)”

>>213703813
Fucking based & moral.

>>213703971
The stop motion tentacled gill man was fucking cool.

>>213708678
That's enough of this, Anon

Did Michael try to kill Laurie because she smoked weed?

>>213703971
>>213708946

>>213708756
I'm not against piracy in general I just don't like doing it myself because when I was 12 years old I was trying to pirate the movie XXX staring Vin Diesel from Kazaa but downloaded a bunch of porn and viruses and I was punished extremely harshly and now whenever I think about pirating a movie I feel really sick and anxious.

>>213709173
>from Kazaa but downloaded a bunch of porn and viruses

tale as old as time~

I mean, literally old. 20+ years old

>>213709173
hey, at least you didn't accidentally dld daisy's destruction
which i thankfully never did

>>213709173
General rule when downloading movies, if they come in a zip or rar file, just avoid it. If it's mp4, or mkv, you're good to go.

>>213703633
good review thanks. that shit ain't coming anywhere near me in theaters.

One of the most boring horror movies I've ever seen, doesn't even make for good shlcok except for the last 10 minutes

>>213705024
aww crud

>>213705841
Michael except he's a serial rapist instead of a serial killer

>>213705024
Whatever season they did an avatar parody for treehouse of horror is when I was fully aware Simpsons was more bad on average than good even as a kid.

>>213710059
>if they come in a zip or rar file, just avoid it
Unless it's a scene release, then it'll be in dozens of rar files

Jackie Earle Haley best known for playing the Freddophile stars in "Your Host", some kind of Saw ripoff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru7MTdkNxc8

>>213711092
Just watched this. It was okay. I didn't like it as much as Happy Death Day or Freaky but I suppose the director didn't write this one.

>>213707760
Poor but prideful people.

>>213705759
Retired at 30.

finally watched dagon after seeing it mentioned here from time to time and enjoyed it more than i thought i would
im not big on stuff that's just nonstop gore/jumpscares so this was pretty much my ideal horror flick
ending was brutal and the overall atmosphere of the creepy town/corrupted villagers was great throughout
any recommendations for similar films, horrorbros?

>>213711596
>any recommendations for similar films, horrorbros?
Messiah of Evil
City of the Dead
The Haunted Palace

Tell me you're not filtered by this movie, anon.

>>213711997
I didn't like it. The acting is good, but the pace is fucked. They go over the same shit multiple times for no reason. Needed better editing and cut down by a good 10 minutes.

>>213711997
It was nothing special but I enjoyed it well enough. Chick had a nice face and didn't do anything to annoy me.

Bill Paxton is dead.

>>213711997
AS II?

Vincent Price is alive.

>>213711705
thanks bro ill check them out

i don't even understand how anyone could've made this kind of mistake

>>213712612
>TAKE YOUR INTERGALACTIC ASSES BACK HOME

I watched Carnival of Souls recently and it's kino. There's this feeling of intense loneliness and anxiety that starts with the first appearance of The Man (played by the director) and never ends. The neighbor absolutely adds to the horror, you can never tell if he's just an awkward horny guy or a straight-up rapist. It probably wouldn't be as effective without the organ music, though. I felt genuinely sick by the end of the movie despite there being no gore of any kind.

>>213696640
>HORROR WISHLIST!
>immediately starts by demanding even more soulless Conjuring spinoff slop
Conjuring and its universe died as soon as James Wan fucked off to do Aquaman.

I really want someone to make some creature horror movies that are actually scary and fuck with you, instead of focus being on how many humans the creature can kill
like, I want subtlety or scenes that feel like they could happen to me
that's what scared me shitless when I was a kid, Jaws was so good because there was a 0.00000000001% chance my local lake I was swimming in could actually have a 30foot shark in it
something is scary when I'm in a situation irl and my brain thinks something can actually happen
fuck it I'm ESL and bad at words so I used AI to generate two examples
I don't know what the overall story would be

Bela Lugosi is dead.

>>213711997
No, I liked it.

>>213712856
undead, undead, undead

>>213711596
The Resurrected

>>213712790
god damn, the thumbnails for these make it look like it's just a black image but they're just very dark lmao

>>213705841
This dude looks weird

>>213705024
There are like 10 decent ones.

>>213712671
one of the great female lead performances, she does such a good job of selling a woman being driven to be a nervous wreck. the part where she skedaddles out of the auto shop and leaves her car always stuck with me, such simple stuff.

>>213713149
in the later era or overall?

>>213697092
Not particularly horror but Caligula (1979) rapey af

>>213712912
>>213712856
Reportedly Peter Lorre asked Vincent Price over the casket
>Should we put a stake through him to be sure?

>>213703207
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8hmcej

Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation.

>>213706803
dilation time, tranny
your crotch looks like shitty horror sfx lol

>>213712671
>>213713290
I will now watch this, as it was an influence on Smile.

>>213714129
>this is finally out
excellent

>>213714339
>'straight' man thinking about penis

>>213705769
>a nasty piece of shit plays a nasty piece of shit
well it's actually a fit role

Freddy vs Jason came out 22 years ago. I saw it in theaters. Not sure how, I was 15 in 2003, but I do remember there was a hot chick sitting one row in front of me.

>>213715393
*22 years ago today

>>213715393
> 22 years ago
fug. I went to a morning show because I had to work that night. I'll always remember coming out of the dark theater at like noon to a blazing sun and feeling dizzy.

>>213714898
It was an influence on a lot of things. George Romero lifted the whole aesthetic of Night of the Living Dead from it

>>213715393
I saw a camrip of it at my friend's house on his computer

>>213715393
I never saw it in theaters, but I bought the DVD pretty much when it came out. I've only watched it a few times though, and I no longer have the dvd.

>>213715393
>Not sure how
I went to see House of 1000 Corpses with some girl I was talking to and her friend and they carded me and I had somehow forgotten my ID. The person in line in front of me bought me a ticket.

>>213715592
No, just the particular plot of a woman going insane by supernatural forces.

>>213697092
And Now The Screaming Starts
The Blood On Satan's Claw
Both versions of The Pit And The Pendulum.
Black Death
Draug
Jikirag

Closest you're going to get to Roman are a couple of the Hercules/Maciste films and Minotaur.

>>213715393
one of the most 2000s movies ever

>>213715611
absolutely crusty

>>213716166
>Directed by some random Hongkonger Ronny Yu, who also directed Bride of Chucky
Was there seriously nobody else at the time?

>>213700460
Frankenstein: The True Story
The Dark Secret Of Harvest Home
Harper's Island

Ok but I was underwhelmed:
The Beast
Creature

>>213715393
She looks disgusting today

>>213700460
Hex is one of my favourite accidental miniseries. They got cancelled so it ends pretty much when the bad guys are winning and everyone else is like tactical retreat we don't know wtf to do now I think i'm biased though because it's about fairies

>>213715858
>No
... yes

>>213716826
No—nobody cares about that other shit, sorry. :(

>>213717026
Why do you type like that

>>213717105
What are you talking about? :thinking:

Finally watched Ghost Watch and damn, did Kōji Shiraishi steal his entire career from this? I'm kind of disappointed

>>213716722
>accidental miniseries
Dead Of Summer is like that. It was supposed to be the same seasonal anthology format as AMH only less retarded but it got canceled after the first story arc..

>>213717471
What movie did he steal it for?

>>213717489
Noroi the Curse

Anyone knows where can I find more about the pictures in the japanese cover of hellraiser? Some of them are deleted scenes that I have never seen.

>>213717471
>>213717505
How are they even related dude? Causs there are ghosts in a house and a mockumentary? Cmon

>>213717768
Ive never seen the one sitting in thr chair and the face with the eyes and tongue looks way better than in the final film

>>213717485
I don't condone it but I understand why the black kid in this show was perving on Juliet from Lost

>>213717768
It's probably the Hellraiser: Integral Hard version

Can anyone recommend more classic Japanese horror kino like pic related?

>>213717980
there's a new one out recently called Missing Child Videotape. very good, check it out. Kairo is one of my favs.
otherwise just the standard stuff, Ringu, Ju-On, Dark Water, Tomie, One Missed Call.

Horror movies suck.

>>213717768
https://www.filmonpaper.com/posters/hellraiser-b2-montage-style-japan/

More detail

>>213717980
aside from the stuff that got remade like ju-on or the ring uhhhh kansen (infection eng), dead water...?

>>213717980
Cure.

>>213718112
>...your blehd!

geeezus
https://www.reddit.com/r/horror/comments/1mpzm2q/how_the_substance_2024_made_me_see_my_own_implicit_sexism

>>213717980
Need more early 2000s cerebral nippon horror

>>213718308
idk if i'd call any of it cerebral, its kind of retarded. i suppose retardation is kind of cerebral?

>>213717980
Not really what you want but I always recomend the 1997 Parasite Eve novel adaptation wich is more like a sci fi drama as well as sweet home 1989 wich inspired the resident evil franchise

>>213718350
Cute bleh.

It feels bad when you get no replies to a post you've been thinking about all day.

>>213718562
which one

>>213718562
?

>>213718350
is this movie actually good anon

>>213718562
Now you have to link it.

>>213719035
the substance? no

>>213718562
>thinking the whole day about making a post about some 80’s movie

>>213717931
kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV2UVh2gS8Y

>>213719291
As if this general doesn’t have enough 80’s spam

>>213719365
Ingrid was always showing off her tits

>>213719291
>>213719536
>>213719681
Samefag

>>213719715
No, I made one of those posts.

>>213719804
Cope. You made all three, pisscuck

>>213718562
Every post about movies not from the 80’s gets ignored

>>213719035
Yes its cute

>>213719365
random fact, I was listening to the remaster of Cradle of Filth's Cruelty and the Beast album which is about Countess Bathory, and they had Ingrid Pitt do the voice for her character.
Doug Bradley also does a bunch of amazing monologues on their songs.

>>213719825
Based. Horror hit its peak during the 70s-80s so it's only right we discuss it regularly.

>>213719365
Depends, Dracula was a high society vampire and these women also lived in castles. whereas the vampires in something like The Lost Boys wearing capes wouldn't have fit.

>>213719825
das rite

>>213719893
Vampire Sarah Gadon wears a cape

>>213719940
im starting to dislike her

>>213696356 (OP)
They still haven't topped The Shinning.

Anyone seen the Witchboard remake released this weekend? Chuck Russell even did an AMA on plebbit

>he's still samefagging
Videodrome is peak 80s /hor/kino for me. What about you guys?

i have NEVER seen an 80s horror film and i never will. i watched short clips of elm street and the blob and they looked fucking terrible tho

how scary is ju-on actually?
is it as bad as paranormal activity?
I couldnt sleep for a couple days without the lights being on after I watched paranormal activity.

>>213719916
im starting to dislike her

>>213719940
I remember finding the ginger protagonist in Antiviral prettier than her desu

>>213720048
Not even the third best 80s Cronenberg.

>>213720048
—>>213719994

>>213719365
Isn't there one of the Hammers where they soak his cape in blood or something to bring him back?

Certainly puts an interesting spin on the Frank Langella Dracula.

>>213720048
hagreed.

>>213720048
>>213720142
Cronenberg's best films have Sarah Gadon

>>213720204
a layer of paint on her face

>>213720131
Cope.

Watch Lowlife

Watch Lowlifes

>>213720142
List 'em. If we're doing 80s Cronen then I'm going with Videodrome, The Fly, then Scanners.

>>213720144
Cool. That's the first time I posted her ITT and it was mostly because of pissjeet baiting.

>>213720194
Based. Have this webm I made.

> pissjeet baiting
Do you how stupid you sound.
Dont be like that anon.

>>213720388
I'm starting to believe you actually have amnesia.

>>213720296
thanks. saved.

>>213720296
The Fly
Scanners
Dead Ringers

>>213720296
this sucks

>>213720264
Good movie

>>213720388
Yeah I got ignore posts like that too. Screaming impotently into the thread about some anon who may or may not even post here.

>>213720079
Well-played trolling. If the "horror movies ended in the 80s-early 90s" guy reads your comment he'll seethe even though you're evidently bullshitting

>>213719916
Pissman hijacked the Harper meme

>>213720160
In Dracula Prince of Darkness, his servant Klove kills a man and drains his blood over Draculas ashes to bring him back.
In Taste the Blood of Dracula, a man drinks Draculas blood while wearing his cape and is killed by 3 others during a ritual. Then he reincarnates.
Could be thinking of either of these.

>>213720264
trash

>>213699265
Based Art

>>213720521
He's been absolutely obsessed with me/her for over a year now :/

>>213720521
It is Harperfag

>>213720160
Taste the Blood of Dracula, they accidentally get it wet with blood while doing a satanic ritual
Not even the most ass pull way of reviving Dracula, my personal fav is having a bat regurgitate blood onto his grave in Scars of Dracula
Man I love Hammer

>>213720521
> hijacked

>>213719940
kino

>>213720473
I guess in a way it is trolling because i have seen Evil Dead 1-2 and i did enjoy those but all the body horror in the 80s was complete slop and just looks fucking goofy. Can't understand how boomers got scared of some rubber suit.

>>213720569
>hfw when Jamal is not available

>>213720570
No one has ever believed you.

>>213720032
I watched the original the other day in preparation and thought it was kino. Didn't realize it was out.
>directed by Chuck Russell
Really? I thought it'd be some zoomer

>>213720644
I believe him

>>213720664
>t. pisscuckjeetfag

>>213720570
>>213720606
No, it's you and your curry-smelling antics, pisscuck

I watched The Monkey last weekend. I thought I would hate it but I didn't. How about that.

>>213720689
>>213720709
>>213720521
>>213720644
Stop spamming

Did anyone watch The Mutilator 2?

>>213720626
Horror is not about just or necessarily being scared. As for body horror, you really do not think Hellraiser and The Fly 2 are kino?

>>213720749
The Fly 1-2 are so fucking cringe.

>>213720749
No body horror is absolutely boring. Even today. But in the 80s, it was everywhere, therefor, the 80s suck.

>>213720738
Only when you stop trying to derail /hor/ for over a year straight by slandering Harper and skinwalking me on a daily basis.

>>213720803
>skinwalking me
kek

>>213718299
>the only good post in this thread is from reddit
Expected, but grim

>>213720774
They tried to hard to make that Jeff Goldblum some alpha chad womanizer since The Fly but he just reeks of total loser.

>>213720850
>some alpha chad womanizer
No he's intentionally very strange. Part of the plot is Geena Davis is the kindest person in the world.

>>213720774
How is The Fly cringe, especially that ending?

They don’t know I am the original Harperanon

>>213720733
It's my favorite 2025 horror movie. Some anons don't get its mordant approach, which reminds me of some Amicus episodes.

>>213720873
No, like the way he looks. The actor and the character. Reeks of LOSER.
And I realized Hollywood tried hard to push him as a sexy man.

>>213720877
Cope. You are are a schizophrenic amnesiac.

>>213720893
I just despised it. I think it's like ultra strong licorice or something where only a small proportion of people actually like it.

>>213712612
>>213712657
plaidpill me on why literally everyone is shitting on this rendition

>>213720904
He's intentionally very strange. Part of the plot is Geena Davis is the kindest person in the world.

It's my favorite 2025 horror movie.

>>213720749
I meant The Fly 1-2 ofc
>>213720774
It's the opposite. The way it gets the 50s body transformation dread and updates it to the 80s with excellent visual effects holds up very well

i can't tell who is jeeting who these days

>>213720877
>>213720938
not beating the skinwalker allegations

>>213720786
You know pissman, this actually says a lot about you and I mean that unironically. You abhorrence of roasties and body horror are 2 sides of the same coin in a way, but then again in the case of women there's a lot of sour grapes in your assessments.
I remember for instance you calling NTF "walled" when The First Omen was released

>>213720979
did general has terrible taste

>>213720923
It made 7x its budget, so an enormous amount of people enjoyed it. I think its bleak humor flies over the head of some viewers expecting a by the number cursed object horror. Something similar happened to the 1st Megan, whose deadpan humor initially left some viewers confused

>>213720996
>The First Omen came out almost a year and a half ago already

They're trying to distract you from the fact the cape is part of the vampire, trapping you in ragebait, deluding you into thinking this is not a 70s general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3lYO3E02Sc
I bet none of you even remember the Ringo Starr vampire movie their cloaking magic has been so effective on you
>day 109 of reminding anon the cape is part of the vampire

For the love of god, please make the new edition an 80s film.

>>213721063
>It made 7x its budget, so an enormous amount of people enjoyed it.
its getting shit on everywhere tho

>>213720996
She is walled, bro. Let it go.

>>213720786
>>213720749
The best body horror is Antiviral starring Sarah Gadon

>>213721192
You are a virgin.

>>213721113
And Nell only shot one movie (Cliffhanger remake) since. She has to realize actresses have to work nonstop to keep themselves in the public eye and get better and better roles. It's what Margaret Qualley and Mikey Madison did

>>213720534
>>213720599
Might not even be Hammer. I can picture this scene with a set of clothes inflating like a balloon and a reverse decay sequence but that could be something else entirely I'm remembering.

>>213721221
Nell has points in my book for Servant. And Omen was a nice safe movie.

>>213721221
You aren't wrong. Nell definitely isn't at the same level of exposure as the other two.

>>213721063
>It made 7x its budget, so an enormous amount of people enjoyed it
That is not remotely how things work.

>>213720836
thanks for nothing >>213703633

>>213720996
Unironically it would be funny to see a body horror about an pissman level misogynist turning into a woman. You could upset essentially everyone on the political spectrum depending how it ends.

>>213721263
>Servant
Lauren Ambrose is still fine as fuck.

I'll bake I guess

>>213721338
Stop, you're gonna give him a new fetish!

>>213721338
>misogynist
Is that what they call a man these days?

>>213721390
80s moobie plz

>>213721338
I've got just the film for you

new
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>>213721435
>>213721435
>>213721435
>>213721435

>>213721397
Yeah, a c*nservative "man"

>>213721397
pissman is one of the few real misogynists. he's hates them so much he's turned himself gay.

>>213721168
>its getting shit on everywhere tho
Not at all, it has a very reasonable (for horror) 6.0 on imdb. What happens is that you're cherrypicking.
The movie's not quite divisive, there's simply a shrill fringe of people who were filtered. Its humor is very subtle and its existential/fatalistic subtext requires a lived-in, empathetic approach.
Not saying that it's your case but The Monkey, like Megan, Apostle, several Vincent Prices movies (Theatre of Blood for instance) require a non-autistic, non literal approach. The tongue in cheek aspect is something that sometimes takes a while to realize

>>213721273
It is as a counterargument to what the other anon said ("only a small proportion of people actually like it."). A movie getting some polarized reactions says little if anything about its popularity

>>213721338
That's indeed a good idea for a horror movie or anthology episode, not least bc these days there are some men who are utterly oblivious to the realities of female physiology (sweaty boobs, menstruation, shaving etc) so it would be harrowing to them even on a matter of factly level.