Thread 213697392

Oh yeah. It’s kino time.

>>213697392 (OP)
they made a show about what your mother should have done to you?

>>213697392 (OP)
only when the guy isn't mike

>>213697436
Someone is jelly

>>213697436
childhood is idolizing Mike, adulthood is realizing Logan was right

>>213697457
sadly logan is dead and now 99% of scenes are just mike

>some guys full time career is getting his dick slobbered on by upwards of 5 chicks at the same time and filming it
this world is legitimately so fucking unfair bros

>>213697700
How does one even start a porn studio. Just start hiring girls to fuck you and filming it?

>>213697717
Step One: Be jewish

this bison headed freak eats shit, vomit and drinks piss

>>213697754
The fuckin faces never fail to make me lol

>>213697392 (OP)
I think this stuff and all the other offshoots permanently damaged my brain

what's the difference between True Anal and Anal Only?

>>213697392 (OP)
I'm more of a swallow guy

iz just pjur bebe
BEEG POOSH BEBE

>>213697700
The part that makes it kino is he looks fucking miserable and wiped out all the time

>>213697457
>I prefer chinless, dorky jew over fat, sweaty, struggling to breathe jew
Eh.

>>213698185
Colour scheme

>>213698207
>[nuts after two minutes]

can't imagine suffering like this
https://media.redgifs.com/WingedFirsthandUgandakob-mobile.mp4

>>213698395
Damn, poor dude. It must totally suck having a hypersensitive penis like that.

>>213698215
>>213698395
he's sacraficing himself for our sins

>>213698395
Fucking lost it at the credits

How the hell do you guys watch modern studio porn? I only watch amateur, and stuff from the 70s to 90s. Big studio porn made after 2010 is unwatchable and has hideous tattooed ghouls and nogs everywhere. Disgusting.

>>213697392 (OP)
Imagine watching cuck porn where most of the screen is dedicated to a sweaty grunting man, fucking a girl you'd like to fuck. Couldn't be me.

>>213697392 (OP)
FOLLOWED
HEAVY BOUT EVERYTHING BUT MY LOVE
SWALLOWED
SORROWED
I'M WITH EVERYONE AND YET NOT
I'M WITH EVERYONE AND YET NOT

>>213699354
Exactly what I thought when I saw it. God bless fellow Bush bro.

>>213698645
anon, most of it is pov

i like the introductions and bending over and shit at the start more than the rest of the video

I have the opportunity to do some local porn but seeing how dudes are in the industry, gross, makes me worried about turning out the same way

For me it’s the anal only video where Mike is getting his dick sucked by two chicks while simultaneously fucking Rebel Rhyder’s asshole

there was a time when i thought anal was disgusting and closed any porn off that would feature it

now i'm actively looking for stuff where the girl has as many dicks in all her holes as humanly possible

what happened?

>>213697436
Get a gewd shat brooda, naw brooda dun shewt me, dimwit, AAGGHHHHHHHHHH, i knu ur in lav wid me (more shots ensue), AGHHHHH AGHHHHHH AGHHHHH

>>213697754
>that fucking video of him cumming inside Gia Derzas ass and making her squat and shit the cum inside his mouth
This mf has some serious brain parasites that need to be studied,this is beyond being horny or doing it for the money,almost all the girls he has worked with agree he is an absolute creep

>>213697457
Can’t watch a video with Mike. His silicone injected dick, his tiny pea sized balls, and his weak two-drop watery cum shots completely throw me off. It sucks that he’s the only director who’s obsessed with assholes and getting the best shots of them because I am too but I feel so uneasy when he’s involved.

ITT

>>213699354
Based

>>213700717
>silicone injected dick
wat? is that real? i always thought his dick seemed weird, especially considering everything else you mentioned like the weak two drops cum shots, i just assumed he pops viagra like tictacs or something

>newbrazz com
why are all brazzers girls ugly now?

>>213700827
I’m pretty sure that’s what it is. Kind of like Shane Diesel’s dick. The thing is basically useless.

>>213700846
For some reason it became wrong to have beauty standards for women around 2013 or so

>>213700293
which one, source?

>>213700861
but what does it do?

>>213697392 (OP)
Smallomed

Truenal>Analonly>Nympho>Swallowed

Sorry.

I love rimjobs and they unironically make some of the best rimjobs in porn.

>>213700874
>>213700846
There is still a huge market for trashy bogged and bimbofied porn actresses with bolt-on tits and so on, it might not appeal if you're under ~45 years old but plenty of older men find them attractive and haven't stopped consuming.
Naughty America tends to lean the same way.

>>213697717
With onlyfans now, yeah thats literally all you have to do.

Alex mogs in terms of women i think

>>213702572
I fuck with scott stark too
lotta creampies which alex won't do for some reason

>>213702572
the videos are sometimes funny and always comfy too. Also is Brianna Beach his wife? cuz i've only seen her in his videos and they have like a ton of them

For me, it's Janet Mason in Mother's Day Massage

>>213702168
What about AnalTryouts?

>>213702572
>>213702603
They are pretty good videos, but he sounds like such a baby. The interview vids are nice though, they are just hanging out and get into it naturally vs this fake script.
>>213702168
Isn't dirty auditions the only thing updating now?

why does she like incest rp so much bros

For me it's Nade Nasty and the Pink Room.

>>213702716
>he sounds like such a baby
doesn't bother me

>>213702733
Idk but her HookupHotshot was kino. Cutest in the biz, up there with Naomi Blue.

>>213702700
not a fan
>>213702716
yeah i think so

Ew get this hag shit off of our pedo board you vile hag chaser

******note to mod/pakijanny, the cp thread has been up for almost 2 days on /gif/ now which means you have 0 problems with cp being posted on this site.

I also like DPDiva a lot but their videos are getting ripped so rarely idk wtf is going on. Also can you believe these 2 dudes have been DPing girls together for like 30 years now? Imagine their bond

>>213701973
Literally just makes it look bigger. I’d imagine you lose a lot of feeling in it too

Ew get this hag shit off of our pedo board you vile hag chaser

******note to mod/pakijanny, the cp thread has been up for almost 2 days on /gif/ now which means you have 0 problems with cp being posted on this site.

>>213702698
this guy really loved to shove his balls into their mouths, especially together with his dick

too bad he's also dead

>>213702867
they use some special watermarking shit to identify the source and nuke the account. they also restricted the access. you can only buy membership with certain credit carts. burner ccs and other stuff is not possible anymore. shit is nuts

>>213699354
HEY YOU SAID YOU WOUKD LOVE TO TRY SOME
HEY YOU SAID YOU WOULD LOVE TO DIE SOME

>>213697392 (OP)
Great song

Facialabuse is far more kino
The fact that for a long stint the last few years they were getting real non prostitute whores, actual retarded women, to do bareback dps and all kinds of degrading disgusting shit is wild.

>>213698395
I thought they bent his dick but he's just cumming early

Step aside old man...

Why are the guys in pornos always so fucking ugly? Like okay, I get that we’re watching for the girl. But there would be no harm or difficulty in getting at least an average looking actor, maybe slightly below average. Instead they get these goblin-looking mutant motherfuckers, weird disgusting proportions, for what reason?
>dude just don’t look at the guys r u gay hurr
I don’t want to look at the guys, but unless its pov the guy is going to pop up in the video. And no matter how good the food is, you’re going to be unhappy if the restaurant serves it to you on some dirty ass plate with stains and cracks on it.

I like Adriana's scene with Alex Jones.
So nasty, so hot

>>213703401
Attractive men have better things to do than fuck on-camera

oh oh mods are here. run while you can

>>213703059
childKINO

what the fuck

>>213702572
At this point I even prefer that one brown guy who had a few scenes with them but yeah Alex was the goat even tho he also sounded on dangerous doses of weed "OH YIAAAH"

>>213703401
I don't mind niggs in those hardcore Vida where they have a poker face but fucking shit these American niggs are insufferable and just walking stereotypes that they might as well be eating watermelon while smoking weed while cooking fried chicken while having 30 gold chains and teeth and say the most retarded shit possible like "yeah, give them a good angle cause I know I have gay fans"

>>213700714
>almost all the girls he has worked with agree he is an absolute creep
what have they said?

>>213703882
He pays them extra to shit in his mouth and stuff off camera

>>213703922
Living the fucking life, what an absolute chad.

>>213703922
ew, it was kinda obvious he was into shit though