Thread 213697823

ITT: unsolved conundrums

>follow him home
>watch the house until he's alone
>break in and rape him

look at this balding doofus with pudgy checks, yt people really do age like milk. Wasn't that guy supposed to be 20 or something imao

>>213697823 (OP)
Please don't post this it triggers me.

there is no conundrum, it's a white kid wearing a letterman jacket, he's not gonna do shit

is this what it is like in the hood

>>213697823 (OP)
>Sorry man, whatd you say?
>Put my ear forward, wait for him to come into ear and yell
>quick punch to the neck, he falls down on the floor gagging.
€
>His buddies rush me. I unleash the beast.
>Sweep the legs of the first two numbskulls
>Upper cut the third guy
>Grapple the fourth to the ground and smash him in the head
>The guys who legs I sweeped are getting up.
>Grab coffee machine, smash the head of one of them
>Kick the other in the nutsack
>All are down and defeated.
>*Smirk* “you should have asked when’s the last time I kicked ass”
>Everyone claps

Just take the L, find another woman and learn from your mistakes. Don't take the next one to such a shitty establishment where this sort of thing might happen.
I stopped dating a girl after I got flashed by a traffic camera, some things just aren't worth the effort.

This movie makes more sense, if you imagine this scene went down as it did IRL. All of a sudden Murray defending the n.. muggers becomes all too familiar.

>>213697934

>urban catcallers are all well dressed white guys