Thread 213698666

He makes a lot of good points, you know?

Stonehenge was made by elephants

>>213698666 (OP)
No he doesnt

>>213698666 (OP)
Got totally dibbled, still hasn't recovered from that

>>213698709
does anybody hate how overproduced these types of shows are nowadays

>>213698666 (OP)
No, he really doesn't. Here is a breakdown of every episode: https://youtu.be/-iCIZQX9i1A?si=SUJ08H10jpzUW5el

The stones used to build the pyramids were soft sandstone, very easy to cut. They used sand and bronze saws to cut the stones, they've been discovered at the built site.

>>213698666 (OP)
I remember laughing my ass off at the intro to this series lmfao
> {montage of historians and archeologists calling him retarded}
> "the man who's managed to rile up the entire academic community with his radical and profound theories"
>Graham Handcock: "I'm not even a historian or archeologist, I'm just a journalist with a lot of ideas"
> *retarded unproven claims that everyone in the field laughed off as retarded delusions*
>ANCIENT APOCOLYPSE, A NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Raped by Dibble in the sweltering hot JRE podcast studio of 24

>>213698853
A mainstream archeologist's hands typed this post.

>>213698879
I was a Joe Rogan bro when I watched it, his target audience. It was one of the main reasons I stopped listening to Rogan. I have no serious interest in archeology I'm just a stoner.

>>213698666 (OP)
What if he was crushed by a boulder at gobleki tepi?

>>213699027
It would be very Gobekli Messy

>>213698666 (OP)
I can't take him seriously when he says younger DRY ASS period

>>213699093
For you

>>213699111
not everyone grew up watching the big wet asses movies, coom bro

>>213698666 (OP)
He just plagiarizes Robert Sepehr's acid trips

>>213698816
the stones above the kings chamber are granite

>>213698816
>very easy to cut
yeah, so easy bro. no problem cutting up a few million.

>>213698666 (OP)
>I'm being suppressed! Watch the truth in my new show on Netflix™©®

Why does it always have to be ancient aliens and advanced hypercivilisations with these people?

>>213699832
why are they black

>>213698666 (OP)
I agree. He is not afraid to challenge the archeological establishment.

>>213699832
based BLACK KINGS

wypipo can't comprehend this technology
they'd rather believe in flat earth, UFOs and white pharaohs

>>213699832
damn not even 2 minutes and they're done
you convinced me anon osiris bless your cock

>>213698816
this guy is so insufferable

>>213699832
>Suddenly giant solar lasers

>>213698666 (OP)
does he? he sounds like a retard to me

>>213699888
This era of history will be remembered as an example of why you don’t give the plebs access to knowledge.

>>213699832
WE

>>213699832
The tip was plared with gold. When the sands scrubbed against it you'd get St.-Elmo's fire. Imagine how awesome it must have looked at the time when you were a traveller who came from afar. Just three lights shining in the distance, like a beacon. As you get closer, three huge pyramids start to reveal themselves, dunked in the middle of a sandscape.

>>213699832
real

>>213698666 (OP)
>what the fuck bro, how could they have stacked rocks on top of each other? must have been atlantis

>>213698666 (OP)
>You see, you haven't uncovered every rock on this planet, and for that reason, science is fake.

>>213699832
You had me right up until the solar lens.

>>213698816
> They used sand and bronze saws to cut the stones, they've been discovered at the built site.
Sure thing, anon

>>213700023
>St. Elmo's Fire playing faintly in the background and increasing on volume as you get closer to the pyramids

Unironically, why is anti-science and coddling retards so common nowadays?
How did we go from sending rockets to the moon and inventing organ transplants to the most viewed "comedian" in the planet saying none of that shit is real but Bigfoot is?

>>213699470
What's your point?

>bunch of caveman in loin cloths made this 5000 years ago with their bare hands
Okay.

>>213700418
>my headcanon > research
based retard

>>213698666 (OP)
Gobleki tepe therefore I can rape you

>>213700484
Now that I know the head is too small it just becomes aggravating to look at. Why don't they just restore everything. Make the piramids white and shiny again and put a decent head on there.

>>213700457
>Unironically, why is anti-science and coddling retards so common nowadays?
It's mostly because progressives have effectively taken over academia as a whole, and one of their first mandates was to reduce standards and requirements for hard sciences.
Combine that with liberal arts majors poorly and intentionally reducing everything to clickbait with an agenda, and the general population (justifiably) don't trust academia anymore.

This comic was published in 1998 by the way.

Did you think I had forgotten Graham? Did you think I had forgiven?

>>213700602
Except all the retards don't come from the progressive side.

>>213700623
Trump won

>>213700623
I didn't say they did.
I said they're the ones who sabotaged academia.
Which is 100% the case.

They the progressives aren't retarded. They're just conniving piles of mediocrity that intentionally drag every bastion of excellence they touch down to their level. It's gotten to the point that even the retards recognize the damage its done.

I'm unimpressed by the pyramids

>>213700023
it wasn't sandscape back then

>>213700776
explain

>>213700612
disregarding you opinion on Hancock the guy who debated him at rogan is an absolute piece of libtard garbage

>>213700854
No

>>213699932
He really is, I don't like his videos but his information is solid.

>>213700854
they insist upon themselves

>>213700702
Keep being a useful little tool to the actual retards that are breaking down academic institutions.
You saw a comic complaining about bottom dredge political science students and decided it was time to entirely stop funding cancer research.

You don't care about reality just your partisan conspiracy worldviews.

>>213699932
There's so many content creators out there that I would enjoy watching more of they could just stop being snarky cunts for 5 seconds straight.
These dudes will be in their 30s and still talk with the mannerisms of a high school girl.

diddler status?

>>213700457
>Unironically, why is anti-science and coddling retards so common nowadays?
It's not that common. It's mostly just a shitmerican problem. Happens when the IQ plummets due to competency crisis.

Kinda like how art and sciences got brutally downgraded after the collapse of the Roman empire due to Migration Period, where Europe got conquered and raped by like a dozen different horse tribes.
Just compare ancient Greco-Roman art and architecture to those hilariously shit medieval knight paintings. It's like they were made by completely different species because in a sense they were.

Now America is going through their own (Im)migration Period albeit much less violent but on a much larger scale due to global population explosion. This is why Americans in the 1960s went to the moon and why Amerimutts in 2025 believe in the Firmament and ancient aliens.

>>213701102
>and decided it was time to entirely stop funding cancer research.
Anon, get your head out of the fucking sand
Academia is currently responsible for nearly$2 trillion dollars in debt, bachelor's are worth a high school degree, and the latest batches of scientists and engineers being produced are woefully unqualified. This has literally gone from just a poor joke in the 1990s to becoming the biggest crisis the US is currently facing.

>BUT TRUMP-
No. Knock it off. This shit has been on going way longer than him.

>HAAAAAANCOOOOOOCK! DID YOU USE PSEUDOARCHEOLOGY TO THREATEN FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY, YOU VILLAIN?!
he asked calmly