Comfy "Class D Crew Escape Module" Edition

>can't go FTL
>can't go to orbit
>7 luxury rooms
>2 years of food awake (extended if you got access to an outside source)
>2 years of water awake (extended if you got access to an outside source)
>50 years of air in stasis (extended if you got access to an outside source)

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>>213698731 (OP)
>dead general made by tripfags
wtf alienbros what went wrong?

>>213699238
Abandon ship

>>213699281
kys

>dying little girl put into adult female android body
Pedo coded, not watching this satanic trash

>>213699461
Dunno who came up with the "coded" thing, but they deserve to be chest bursted for that

Do xenos shit?

>>213698731 (OP)
Only saw the first episode and really don't like the concept of transferring children in adult bodies and putting them into action. Feels like a young adult show more than Alien. Is episode 2 better?

>>213699756
Officially there's no info. Models don't show visible anuses. The general consensus is they use everything for energy and to excrete slime/resin.

>>213699797
Not really. More gore and more action. The quality will not change throughout the show I reckon, these days they film them as a movie and cut it into parts. Reviewers say the last couple eps are the best.

>>213699756
кeк

wendy feet webms

>>213698731 (OP)
This is gonna be revealed as a simulation or Space Marine training exercise at the end, won't it

>>213700526
how would they know what the xenomorph looks like?

so does this guy just not care about his squad anymore or what

>>213700526
It better be non-canon one way or another, it's already clear this show was a mistake.

>>213700798
Pretty sure his priorities changed when the man-eating monster showed up.

>>213700798
he acts weird af... maybe he is depressed?

>>213700798
you know this guy is a great medic because he puts bandage straight on his red painted hand

>>213700679
Simulation is based off Weyland-Yutani datasets

>>213700888
oh you mean in the future, right

please just stop being a tripfag

bro what is this music drop at the end of ep2? is it 2004 again?

>>213701030
Yeeeaah boi

>>213701030
ep 1 as well. expect limp bizkit in the future

>>213701049
Goldeneye sucks, by the way. Nintoddlers were so happy to have an even slightly mature game that they turned unplayable garbage with total shit controls into a "classic". Buy a PC. Play Doom.

>>213701054
Okay, but imagine Behind Blue Eyes playing while David gazes over his creations in action.

>>213701093
Kotor and halo slapped tho.
Wonder if my shark tooth necklace is still around

>>213700798
KWAB

>>213700798
>>213700817
Ikr? What the fuck is up with him? Is he mad they didn't let him go to medical school?

>>213698731 (OP)
H.R.Giger toured the production and looked embarrassed at the design work on Prometheus. He was shaking his head at the xenomorph/deacon designs. Hilarious shit.

>>213698731 (OP)
Prometheus had so much cool shit. I miss big budget scifi.

My favourite moment so far. Actually felt tense af.

>>213702257
This right here is a dope shot

i don't understand where all the bitching about the show comes from, its atleast average if not above average when it comes to TVslop so far. all the retarded comments i see are also low iq takes on "durr why is this happening? such a bad show!" when its literally a plotpoint that got explained like 3 minutes prior or later.
is every faggot here a covid tourist these days that has never watched a tv show or movie?
i'm also incredibly racist and antisemitic and besides the non-white casting it isn't pozzed more than old alien movies.

>>213702430
It's because the setting has a ton of potential and people are sad to see it wasted.

>>213702560
there have only been 2 episodes so far, people are treating it like its a movie that already ended and that it has to be a 9/10. its a tv show.

>>213702430
fags have different expectations when it comes to alien projects, the same way that people have differing opinions on ridley's fuckshits, and how some people like alien but hate aliens.

>>213702430
I agree with everything you said. There is a saying by some Greek philosopher I think... how you should be careful pretending to be stupid in a public setting for a long time, because the new people would think that\s the norm and start being stupid unironically. Same shit happened here. Newfags think hating everything is the norm.

>>213698731 (OP)
I actually don't mind the kids-in-powerful-synth-bodies angle. Kind of tired of a bunch of squishy humans getting tossed into Alien/Predator meat grinders, they should at least show the best of what humanity has to offer with all of its technology and innovation.

Them having child minds gives them some degree of fallibility, whereas if they were just hardened colonial marines in nigh-indestructible bodies, they'd probably wrap all this up in an afternoon.

Whenever youre in a bad place, remember to stop and think: What would the giant sloth from Ice Age do?

>>213702667
Good points. The only issue I have is why would you send your precious prototypes without any prep or training?

>>213702717
they're kind of overpowered and also have kirsh supervising/babysitting them, besides hubris and arrogance of the corporations against the primal strength of the xenomorph is a common theme in this universe.

>>213702717
It's implied they've had some training/knowledge uploaded into them. Or else they'd be completely clueless when given orders like securing the cargo hold etc.

>>213698731 (OP)
We're stuck with these annoying children synths for the entire season aren't we.

>>213702799
>>213702810
Ok, but would you send kids in a place full of bodies and carnage? Which is to be expected in a crash site of that scale. A kid would freeze and go cry in a corner, no?

>>213702815
Yup. Additional trailers reveal the question whether they are the actual humans transferred to artificial bodies or just simulations and the originals are dead would be explored heavily in the show. AFAIK Boy Retard will take the ayy lmaos and study/experiment in his secret facility. The kids will be there for the entire season. Shenanigans will ensue. Somehow by the end all has to be destroyed, so there's no wide spread knowledge, only Wey-Yu will know.

>>213702824
they're not "kids", they're superspeed superstrength superintelligent anime killerbots with the consciousness of a kid. you've already seen asspull powers that wendy has when she randomly hacks into the mainframe to talk to her brother through the camera by merely touching her ipad.

>>213702866
yes, but the mind is what it is. a kid in a super body will still cringe away from dead people.

Noah Hawley literally just copy pasted this character from Doctor Who

>>213702886
>yeah they gave them godlike powers and intelligence, but ofcourse they just keep in child-like fear because why not bro
she literally volunteers to go.

>>213702866
They're still mentally kids. And giving kids superpowers is how you get Tetsuo, Kilgore, Homelander, Brightburn etc.

>>213702905
And also gave the mc the Daleks superpower to download the internet by touching a screen. He's a hack.

>>213702921
Wendy volunteered for them to go. The other kids followed her cuz they're kids and just follow their friends.

>>213702921
the fat lips one is scared shitless

>why there things happening and going wrong in this televsion series? dont they know thats a bad thing?

eyeball crab and cybernigga are the best so far

>>213702886
>>213702929
>>213702954
>>213702986
nobody is aware of how bad it is on the ship and what kind of monsters are up there and that they've broken out of their cages. they just impulsively take it over and the kid ceo thinks they can just go over there to take the alien samples and go home, he doesn't care that shit happens because hes a psychopath who sees them as expendable toys anyway. its called a plotline.

>>213702600
Enough with the "only 2 episodes" cope. 2 hours is more than enough for people to realize what kind of a show it is and treat it accordingly. The writing is poor.

>>213703074
no one said they knew about the aliens, they know it's a brutal crash site tho, children can't handle that, they have fragile minds. it's stupid to send them and you know it, stop arguing because you perceive that fact as an attack on your show, it's not.

>>213699756
Depends if they eat or not.

>>213702257
How much of him is robot that it didn't murk him like the others?

>>213703076
it only really had worldbuilding so far, its set up for 2 seasons to begin with. its possible they go home next episode and other things kick off.

>>213703076
Yeah, I don't care about any of the characters and the main characters are pretty unlikeable. I will continue to watch the season though because there's nothing else better on in this genre as far as I'm aware. I wish they hadn't cancelled Raised by Wolves as that was actually decent as far as shows in this genre go.

>>213703108
good thing the corporation kid is the bad guy in this fictional story and doesn't care about their fragile minds then.
>dood why is there a plot happening? why dont they just not do all the bad things that leads to scenes?

>>213703110
They eat/absorb nutrients form biological and non-biological sources to grow, make their armour stronger and to excrete resin for the hives. In one of the books (forgot which one) the pipes on their backs absorb air constantly and filter out nutrients/building materials.

>>213703113
That's what I thought, but some anon suggested he might have been facehugged offscreen.

The brother seems particularly "slow". Is he stupid for a reason or thats just his character?

>>213703108
i dont get it, why doesnt the corporation just not be evil? what a dumb show. i dont get why they didn't write the corporation and xenomorphs have picnics together playing a ukulele in the park in this horror sci-fi show.

>>213703189
The actor seems to just be doing an Aaron Paul impression but when he's high

>>213703165
I always wondered how in alien it went from chest burster to big guy without food.
Also why they sometimes run murder.exe but other times capture people to egg

>>213703189
I asked the same thing earlier. Is he sad or just a retard? Something else? That's a really weird acting he does, that must have been the direction, but can't figure out why.

>>213703233
In a deleted scene it ate all the food in the ship lel. It can also absorb metal and other materials form the ship itself (possibly dissolving with acid). It can also use any energy, including the energy grid of the ship/station to grow. That's why I loved Romulus when they showed the cocoon had tapped in the power grid of the ship.

tl;dr: it can use almost anything and everything as food/energy source

>>213703233
some animals just genetically grow super fast but the supernaturality of the xenomorph's growth is just part of the mystery i guess. same way it does it all regarding killing, go from murder machine to stealth hunting when it needs or wants to. its both superhigh-tech machine and super-evolved organism.

>>213703233
they are more aggressive without a queen to control and organize them in labour parties kek

>>213703254
The flashback scenes are too weird and have that Blade Runner feeling. I think he's got false memories and possibly isn't real in some way. It's weirdly meta also that Hawley plays his dad in them. I think there's going to be some retarded twist like he's a xenomoprh consciousness in a human body or some shit and that's why the xeno keeps hesitating to kill him and tries to steal him away.

>>213702667
The reasoning behind it is seriously stupid tho
>you just dont get it my iq is so high i cant talk with normies, i need to make robots with kid minds to finally have a good conversation

>>213703366
>some retarded twist like he's a xenomoprh consciousness in a human body or some shit and that's why the xeno keeps hesitating to kill him and tries to steal him away.

Holy shit

>>213703312
Between that, the deleted cocoon scene and then deleting the sentry gun scene in aliens we really lost out.

>>213703374
well his main goal is making money/influence for his corporation despite what he says. they bodies and the transfer would ensure immortality and would be a good way to dominate the market (like the title text said at the start)

>>213703400
Yup. Sentry gun scene is awesome. Cameron plz.

This show really makes me want to play AvP Extinction but I don't have an original xbox and for some rason they never tried to sell it digitally like every other old game

>>213703511
You may be able to emulate it.

>>213703366
>>213703397
That sounds like bullshit.
I believe it.

>>213703366
>he's a xenomoprh consciousness in a human body or some shit and that's why the xeno keeps hesitating to kill him and tries to steal him away.
it's gonna fuck him
he already said it's female when nobody could possibly know

>>213699756
Their waste comes out of the tubes on their back in the form of vapor, or maybe that's what all that slime is that they're constantly excreting.

>>213703656
did he really? kek, when?

>>213700817
>>213701807
He's alone after both his dad and his sister died, and he's stuck being a corpo slave instead of pursuing his dream. Of course he's depressed.

>>213703113
It's apparently enough that it seemed like the xeno wasn't quite sure what to do with him. It outright ignores the fully synthetic Working Joes in Alien Isolation.

>perfect organism
>doesn't use 100% of everything it consumes
>creates waste

>>213703679
He calls it a she when calling it in to describe the ayy

>>213703755
Right but that to me says no skin no pheremones n shit. Is he just a human brain heart and lungs in a synth?
Also how are you isolated if you got synth bros all around lmao

>>213703901
hm must have missed that

t. second monitor watcher

>>213703910
he is sweating profusely >>213702397

its so obvious most of the kid synths are going to die and wendy and hermit are the primary main characters. kirsh will keep following orders and maybe get out of control about them going overboard and evil, morrow keeps his own motivations as a side character.
>>213703755
the xeno tries to kill him in the beginning scene, its kind of implied he's capable of shutting off emotions like fear at will, making him essentially invisible to the xeno apparently.

>>213703967
I actually forgot about that line where he said something about it sensing fear.

>>213703916
Around like 12:50, Mr October

>>213703967
>the xeno tries to kill him in the beginning scene

It couldn't sense his cyber stuff from that far away

>>213703938
But his expression is ice fucking cold the whole time

>>213704064
it still tries to get him right until the moment his safety pod thing is closed off, he either learned how to be invisible to it or got facehugged aswell. either things will escalate as the show goes on, there were more chestbursted bodies in the ship.

>>213704152
yeah I think we have seen at least 2 xenomorphs so far, can't be just one, even if the crew managed to kill some

>>213704177
i was thinking that aswell, they're more than one, just not shown on screen together yet.

>>213704177
>seen at least 2 xenomorphs so far
Ya got any evidence for that?

>>213703999
>anon no
>I'm not loose

>>213704221
nta, but there were two chestburst victims, one in the pod and the other in the surgery room.
not sure if the chesty from the surgery room grew up.
but it looks like there's only the same xeno in the series so far, which has a hard-on for the medic.

>>213704221
One moves more on 4 legs and one more on 2. We had two victims on the ship with holes in their chests. Plus the cat, potentially.

Pure conjecture on my part.

>>213699281
I'm looking for some work. You guys hiring? Is the tripcode so the manager can track your posting?

>>213704310
Nah, they paid me only from 2007-2010 to shill for L O S T. Been doing ti for free ever since.

>>213704349
worth every red cent

>>213703656
Holy shit I take it all back 9.5/10 bravo Hawley

>>213704302
the other guy's xeno was surgically removed.
cat's aren't xeno hosts, they're too small for facehuggers, plus eyeguy probably don't like dead bodies.
it's just the one xeno stalking the medic. probably thought,
"i haven't tasted faggot yet."

>>213704302
Surely they moved on 4 legs in movies other than alien3...

>>213704479
i watched alien 3 a few days ago and the xeno looks so hilariously bad, not just the obvious dog running but there are some cgi scenes that seem really dated for its time aswell. most of the kills obscure it a lot which makes me think they were aware of how shit it looked.

>>213704441
>"i haven't tasted faggot yet."

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>213704400

>Is there anything I should worry about Yutani?
>Well you see, my ship has a man eating plant, bugs that will suck a human dry and a bug man tiger with acid for blood

>>213703064
His name is George Droyd

In the original Alien, how did WY know about the derelict ship?

>>213705468
They detected its beacon, ripley says this in aliens

>>213705468
it was on their radar, as it were

Are they going to talk about this?

>>213705829
who cares lol, they fell off ever since they started shilling

>>213698731 (OP)
>it's all white inside

>>213703189
He seems to be a sperg, capable in his area but too focused without being fully aware of the current situation

>>213703564
>>213707520
Why has this 29 year old nepobaby not do anything significant before this? Did she decide just now to become an actress?

>>213707520
imagine she stars as Faith in the Mirror's Edge movie but she parkours straight onto my cock

How has the (((future))) so many darkies?

>>213707766
she was living in cleveland or something

>>213707520
>>213707851
she's repulsive, /teevee/ will simp for anything that's on the screen

>>213707920

>>213707970
>>213707920
>>213707848
>>213705829
>>213698731 (OP)

Shit rehash just like the last movie was lines of dialogue from the first 2 films and retarded mistakes like the guy bashing an egg until acid fell on him KEK! Slop nigger shit disney will just keep buying golden age lightening in a bottle IP's and turn out bong limey paki black mirror esq nonsense that got tiring 10 years ago. It's ogre for now for us ( even though this commie debating forum has been dead since the hack turd worlder niggers who run this shit show will force people to wait for 15mins to post.... retarded kikes ) Give up on TV and read good books like Asimovs titles and Roadsode picnic, watch oldy goldy films and play games like Ion Fury, Doom extermination day free mod, Quasimorph, Fallout 1, 2 and New Vegas, and watch Sam Hydes good shit. Fuck this brown injected kike run nonsense nepo baby dog shit.

>>213702257

>>213699756
Better question, does the xeno physiology have a clit?

>>213703755
>>213703967
>>213703991
the dude talks about the xenos sensing fear and if you read the alien book/comic labyrinth the aliens do indeed sense that - they make more brutal kills on animals and people who are afraid and some drugged up test subjects can scare the alien for a moment to stop it from attacking someone cowering in fear- at the end of the story a marine even uses her rage to stop the alien and it sorta helps her out of a pit so she can attack the science officer that put her there - it's a decent read

>>213708516
He's right behind me, isn't he?

>>213705517
you don't need to find the reason in the sequel, it was spelled out in the first movie.
>>213708516

>>213708516
ive seen multiple clips of cats shitting bricks like this because of owls, did a near ancestors of owls prey on felines or something? maybe they're scared of the fact that its not scared by them?

>>213708556
The trouble with the Dark Horse comics is that all of the art is shit for the entire fucking run except for the first two books so why would anyone ever suffer through that?

>>213708619
oh, wait. wrong cat-owl webm.

>>213708369
>gay AND poltard

>>213708633
oih? i sorta liked that weird dirty look art - bought a lot of them back in the 2000s - that being said they do make regular paperback versions of a lot of them without the art so someone could always just read that

>>213708632
apparently there is even an old painting of this

>>213702741
Best part of the show desu.

>>213708619
Barn owls are so pretty.

>>213708632
>maybe they're scared of the fact that its not scared by them?

that'd be based af. people here call owls sky cats hmmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nZPQ5QIF08

>Alien: Earth Xenomorph Design Explained By Noah Hawley

>>213699461
heh, so I'm not alone getting pedo vibe for this tech

>>213699461
a pedo would want exactly the opposite of that

>>213703374
so Epstein explanation, if he was into tech

>>213707851
she kinda looks from face like that actress that went FtM transition

>>213711288

>>213711288
>>213711408
Looks like a 3D anime

>>213711288
>>213711408
she's ugly af, wake the fuck up guys

>>213711445
Post an image of an attractive woman then fag.

>>213708698
Go back turd worlder kike

>>213711445
fuck off troon

>>213711445
>>213711461
Why are d*scord troons like this?

>>213711459
Here you go, much better than the deformed monstrosity you are worshiping

>>213711468
>>213711521
Fuck troons and fuck you. The nepo bitch is ugly af, FACTS!

>>213711567
lmao, we have seen her nudes and it was grim

>>213711567
Wait a sec. lil bro was being serious

>>213711459
>>213711468
>>213711521
>>213711627
>>213711605
Here's an even better one, you delusional spergs

>>213711567
>muscular noomy rapist
Based but sad tits.

>MOGGS your deformed nepo AE bitch relentlessly into oblivion

>autistic faggot having a mental breakdown because someone likes an actress calls others sperg

>>213711635
>>213711695
Do you really wanna summon the coalburn poster?

>>213711695
>>213711635
This anon won. Cailee destroys the bitch from Alien Earth (dunno what her name is)

I would fuck the Gnomey Rapist, California Spanner, and Dollar Store Alita all at the same time.

>this anon

>>213711567
A beautiful baby.

>>213711762
>Alita
synthfu doesn't need cgi

>>213711777
fucking yuck!

>is best Alien waifu in your path effortlessly

>Only two episodes in and she already has her own designated mentally ill /tv/ hater
impressive

>destroys aliens and your heart at the same time

>>213711875
Cute but I'd rather watch her destroy Sneedy's vagina.

>>213698731 (OP)
I'm pirating this series, I hope it's good.

>>213711862
I don;t hate her, I hate (you) for being delusional. The only Alien-fu that is worse than her is the disgusting cunt from Caovenant.

>Syd Sweeney
>Syd Chandler
who's next?

>>213711903
Everyone is pirating it. Never pay the jews anything.

Kek I recognize this throttle

>>213711908
You just keep confirming your defective mind and shit taste with every post

>>213704578
nice lol

>>213698731 (OP)

>>213711935
Sid the sloth

>>213712114
I like how the cast keeps a certain aesthetic thread between Ripley, Daniels and her.

>>213712209
A giant sloth like those from the Pleistocene could be genuinely spooky.

>>213712128
>>213712194
What a qt. I wanna pet it.

>unrelated spam
why is the cailee fag so insecure?

never seen more schizophrenic editing in my life, It's like the entire show is made up of clips

>>213712306
Romulus is unrelated? I got 2000 pics of Cailee, you lost already

>>213712328
I thought it was good how he ends up accepting that she's still his sister, but I'd have developed it during a couple more scenes

>>213712352
he's right lol, you got insecure as hell
just look at you trying to "win" by autistic screeching

Whats its name?

>>213712419
you asked for a more beautiful girl and got BTFO, now take the L

tbqh I did like Romulus. The best Alien flick since Resurrection.

Started Isolation again and holy shit do I miss xenos being scary

>>213712458
T. Ocellus

>>213712458
Gary.

>>213712459
damn you really have the 'tism don't you

>>213712465
Based that's how it looks when I pull my foreskin

>>213712459
>a more beautiful girl

>>213712498
he fast

>>213699797
I'm in the opposite camp, the mind transference makes the show feel like the old Dark Horse comics. They always introduced weird scifi concepts into the series and sometimes tied them together into some sort of mythological reference.

All right I accept your concession and will stop, but I know you are only doing it cuz you don;t have pics of your subhuman waifu. I know you know it and I wanted you to know that I know that too.

>>213712578
my head hurt after reading that

>>213712578
So this is what interracial cuck fetishism does to an autistic mind uh

>>213712510
Lots of penises in the franchise.

>>213712621
Joan of Arc..... IN SPACE

All things considered I never thought we would have so much Alien content. I thought it was dead at one point. Between Romulus and AE we eating pretty good, even if some of it is not great, overall I am happy.

>>213712628
Based Giger was a highly talented coomer

>>213698731 (OP)
I'd live in that thing on an ayy lmao planet no problem. Supremely comfy.

>>213712692
>2 years pass and no one has picked up your signal
>ACK

>>213712498
>>213712467
>>213712420
>>213712352
>>213712194

Yes, isolation and the first three films are the most honest and retro techno when it comes to the Alien franchise. Sadly modern day jeet gooner niggers posting mid modern day B grade whores keeps cinema at an all time low. This shit is supposed to be about space truckers and colonial marines and shit.... not the same rehashed fucking idea of " le company immoral " since 199fucking2. It's boring and im tired of what another anon said in another thread of this just being like Halo with some shit maggot faggots lazy scy fy script riding on the coattails of lighting in a bottle that started back in 79. Is it just going to be this way for the rest of our lives? Jews making south park episodes dodging Israel shit and pretending to be oblivious, the mass takeover of Europe, 2 sided American politics ruled by the same kikeish masters regardless of what side you vote for. Revert to old kino you zoomers and losers, lets enjoy the rest of our summers and stop even entreating this shit. Also the ginger bitch has a photo of her pussy from vice magazine cus her dad was some limey MP who got nudes leaked KEK!

>>213712739
WOULD PET

I wonder if you can train him if you got him as a baby eyeball and took care of him, fed him, etc.

>>213712628

>>213712800
is it on wheels

>>213712766
less schizoid poster

>>213712828
Did you mean "least", my fellow Dalit?

>>213712739
Was it trying to get inside the redhead's mouth or just wrap around her neck?

>>213712862
It wanted to gouge her eye out and sit in the hole

>>213712800
Why are people annoyed at this scene? What's the problem? Xenomorphs can't walk backwards?

>>213711777
>used goods
eeeyikes!

>>213712915
>Alien does a double take mid ship slaughter
it just looks dumb like 90% of the show

>>213712941
Looks perfectly normal to me. It had already slaughtered everyone, the bitch at the door was the last one.

>>213704878
UNDERRATED.

I'm hungry and it's midnight. I'm gonna go grab some pastrami and yellow cheese from the store. Fuck it.

>>213704878

What a strange looking sheep.

>>213712800
>>213712915
>>213712941
I like it. It reminds me of that deleted scene of the Alien crabwalking in the first movie. Its supposed to have a strange and uncannyness to its movements

>>213700798
why would he care about rent-a-cops? he barely cared at first.

>>213713809
this sheep probably means they're going to show the maginot messing up, since this is the eyeball parasite before it crashed.

>>213713870
No that's in Kavalier's lab after they catch the specimens

>>213711567
so glad she died, she was a retarded character

>>213713870
maginot won't be shown, we already saw how that goes in Alien

>>213713892
could also be true i guess.

>>213712328
Not sure if it's because she's a woman or because she's a good actress, but she's good at being a child

>12h thread

Not sure if good or bad

>>213712915
they're desperate to find a "hook" to constantly complain about

i'm surprised it's not the black woman with pink hair, or Wendy jumping 100 meters off a cliff, or the "sword" she has

>>213702430
Yeah I kinda disengaged with the general because I was actually enjoying the show. Been an Alien fan for 30 years. Love the lore, worldbuilding and corporations different foci. I had also heard that there "wasn't enough action or focus on the alien". Don't know what those people we're smoking. There was some type of death/chase/gruesome moment every 5min through both eps.

>>213713993
no one complained that there wasn't enough action, unless they were completely brown. there's too much shit going on, including xenomorph scenes.

>>213713836

Why would an alien move in a way that is alien to us?

>>213713987
There's dumb shit all over this show, but the show is dumb gore slop so it's fine. I don't get why people care enough to defend it.

>>213703755
I took it to be that he has more control over his emotions, likely with cybernetic implants that allows him to be so cool and completely unemotional under extreme pressure (like the ship crashing etc.). He mentioned right before that the alien could literally sense and was drawn to fear which is what roused it and led to it killing the soldiers. It was trying to read if cyborg dude was human/killworthy by sensing fear right next to him and in that moment he completely steeled himself of emotions (but almost breaking). And it was enough for it to then be instead drawn to the other soldiers to come running in and opening fire.

>tripfag posting stuff from the FX site
10 good goy coins have been deposited into your Disneywallet

the one girl on the Maginot with the titties that the asian incel was creeping on was cute

>>213713987
calling the gorilla nigger Siberian is a bit on the nose >>213714095

>>213714117
no the FX site OMG!!!1!!

>>213714140
I thought so as well until I found out she is ukranian subhuman. She belongs to Russian soldier cock.

bruh

>>213714193
sounds like another russian airfield got bombed lol

>>213714213
>bright red braids
>tactical

time to update de olde chart

>>213714213
kek plz make this the next OP image

>>213714249
jesus fuck it got bigger, was looking for it the other day

>>213714213
>wagie security
>soldiers
kek

>>213714249
why does spacejockey + goo = humanity but normie engineer + goo = death?

>>213714249
I can see why they ditched prometheus, it really was a nonsensical disaster for the franchise

>>213714249
Version 3.12.8 coming soon! pull requests welcome on github!

>>213714311
I didn't build the fucking thing[black goo]

>>213712800
seamless

We need more comfy space station kino

>>213714213
>Diêm
doesn't look too viet to me

>>213714487
honestly, i wish the xeno didn't cheat so much in Isolation. i want to just look out the window.

>>213714488
she's finna replace ella purnell as my brunettefu

>>213714213
Too many blacks.
Too many,.

>>213714517
it doesn't cheat
there's more than one, remember? ;)

What are the names of all the other alien specimens?

>>213714213
>She is wary
>Makes me weary

Just watched the first episodes, is it me or is the whole vibe... off? Sometimes the scenes and editing are just weird, they put humor where they shouldn't, the pace is all over the place, I just can't take this seriously.
The Alien is just a plot device, it doesn't feel central to the story, the whole thing is very "video-gamey".
Like that black droid from the vessel with his cocoon gun not immediately grabbing his gun the moment the Alien is busy killing the guys, and actually being afraid? I thought that guy was supposed to have no feelings?
That series is all over the place, feels very cheap, like that drone footage in the corridors you can clearly tell the video quality is bad, amateurish.

>>213714685
Always kek'd me how this lil nigga runs off

>>213714862
it has more in common with a Joss Whedon superhero movie than it does Alien

don't open this

>>213714995
Posting trans surgeries should be a bannable offense

>>213714541
she's quite expressive with her eyes, I like that

>>213714862
i agree with the stupid quips/jokes but all the other things are easily explained if you simply paid attention and aren't retarded

>>213715049
>all the other things are easily explained
Explain to me why niggadroid didn't grab his gun and went after the Alien immediately after while it was busy killing the S&R guys?

Ridley Scott seething rn

>>213715037
And she has some nice titties.

>>213715089
he's absolutely furious someone else is doing what he did lmao

>>213715089
>>213715134
i would be mad too if some leftoid faggot ruined something i was working on for 45 years

>>213715049
>>213715037
>>213714995
>>213714862
>>213714912

NIGGERS. Its over, the last true Alien was isolation. Disney owns it and the last films multiple lines from the first 2 films was fucking gay, the only saving grace it had was the same vents from the films and game. Ridley is old and retarded and we have decades of kino with film, TV, books and games. Fuck the kikes, reject the niggers. Love, the schizo

>>213715078
because it was chimping out and pinkmisting shit half a meter from him, and they took his gun, he stays perfectly still to not be seen as a threat and activate his anti-emotion tech so he can look kinographically into the camera and also not get gaped like the other guys.

>>213715169
top fucking kek

>>213715078
do you feel in charge?

>>213715270
i just realized the xeno can't see him because hes the niggest, and its pretty dark in there.

>>213715212
>see this
what do you do?

when the world needed him most..

>>213715270
>>213715312
>xeno thinks morrow is her menthol-scented shadow
deepest lore

>>213715348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLHoeKZmV1U

>>213714862
This show is extremely weird because in terms of raw visuals and sound design, you could probably mathematically prove this is 100% the closest thing to the original movie, yet it feels absolutely nothing like it. Nobody feels convincing, even Timothy Olyphant feels off somehow, nothing really feels tense, the pacing of scenes and cuts undercuts the tension, and something about it is just fucking boring. I am really quite disappointed so far.

Does Wendy want to f*ck her brother?

>>213715404
I watched it with my dad, who was part of the studio crew of the original movie, and he said pretty much the same thing. He loved the parts on the ship, but said everything else was boring.

>>213715348
It would be straight kino if the cliffhanger of the season is Engy stepping into frame

>>213702430
I think there are mostly autistic alien fans here, so they expected some cinematic masterpiece. But honestly why would anyone expect that from some disney scifislop? If your expectations were that high you would be guaranteed to be disappointed. I expected literally nothing and I was pleasantly surprised with the show. People here are weird.

>>213715524
only if he rips Wendy, Boy Genius and Cybernigga limb from limb

>>213715542
i thought that as a multibillion dollar corporation, disney would be smart enough to not make something overtly shit and "disney"

>>213715524
lol

>>213714311
Jockey plus goo makes their DNA get deassembled and become a virus(?) when it happens in a lifeless world this leads to eventual life. When it happens in planet with life already it doesn't seem like anything happens or if it does it will take millions of years.

>>213715578
Why on earth would you think that?

>>213715578
Did you just emerge from a coma?

>>213715524
>final scene, all the conflicting parties are in a stand-off or in a fight struggle while surrounded by inevitable xenomorph murder
>suddenly black gooTM paint explosions pop in the sky
>engineer ship briefly de-cloaks before disappearing again
>entire prodigy tech empire and land is now dead and barren
>slow fade to weyland in his office successfully having tracked the ship's beacon while credits roll

>>213715515
Yeah, the ship intro was nostalgic in a nice way. The film grading, sound design, instantly got me excited. The intro feels like an acceptable callback for once- because on every single ship in the galaxy I guarantee you the crew shoots the shit during breakfast, it felt like it was gonna be real perfect.

I think it was by the time you see the ship going down with Morrow having betrayed the crew that I began losing interest. Holes in the acting are immediate with Zaveri sounding mildly upset she's about to experience death by Xeno, Everything after that just feels like the showrunners said "there's been like ten Alien movies, we don't need to build up to anything because everyone knows what's coming!" Except the characters act like that, too. Nobody seems more than a little surprised over the presence of a giant alien killing machine, the show makes the presence of the Xeno in episode 2 feel like its just some middling environmental hazard that pops up so they can stop paying the extras, it feels boring.

Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Wendy. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.

Wendy really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.

>>213715270
>The xenos face knows it's buck breaking time

>>213715216
Kek'd several times, nice vocabulary, anon.

>>213716145
>>213716145
>>213716145

>>213715312
it's a blackhatched xeno
first in series