Thread 213699451

this nigga deadass busted his nut in like 15 seconds LMFAOOOOOOOO

>>213699451 (OP)
Hence why Rust was shooting at God earlier on in the season

>>213699451 (OP)
She probably did too... u a Virginia or something?

>>213699451 (OP)
>busted his nut in like 15 seconds
peak Michelle Monaghan in that dress? Understandable.
And if she was in her Kiss Kiss Bang Bang era with the xmas girl costume, I wouldnt even last 10 secs.

>>213699451 (OP)
His girlfriend had left him at that point so he might not have fucked for weeks if not months. Guy was probably pretty backed up

>>213699552
And she got turned on by his desperation and desire. To be desired and needed and wanted and adored.

>>213699451 (OP)
If you haven't released for a number of days or even over a week, then good luck lasting. Especially with Michell Monaghan >>213699541

>>213699451 (OP)
>caring about the wants of a woman
rust finished asap so he could go back to doing the productive things men do.

spontaneously fucking your best friend's hot wife behind his back is a little more sexually charged than boring routine sex with the gf or drunkenly hammering away at some slampig you picked up

>>213699451 (OP)
I made love to a woman from behind recently and I could smell poop during my thrusts.

>>213699451 (OP)
30 SECONDS IN AND OUT

Non virgin here. Only men mock other men for busting too soon. Women very much like it.

Two thrust Rust

>>213699451 (OP)
You've no idea how tight that anus was.

>>213699691
That's what happens when you use only toilet paper.
nasty bitch

Who wouldn't?

>>213699451 (OP)
I luv buttjobs so much brehs

>>213700146
my ass looks just like that lol

>>213701275
ywnbw

>>213700146
Ass double

>>213701418
Is it really? Michelle doesn't really look like she has that big of an ass so I could see that

>>213699451 (OP)
power move, I'd do it too so she doesnt enjoy it, feels like a cheating whore and goes home with creampie, afraid to cough

>>213701510
if you can't see the exposed body part in the same uninterrupted shot as the face, it's safe to assume it's a double

>>213701622
>Marty cheats on his wife constantly
>gets mad when she cheats
>Marty sleeps with girls 20+ years younger than himself
>gets mad when daughter sleeps with guy 3 years older

>>213699451 (OP)
>deadass
You must be 18 or over too post here also kys zoomer

>>213700146
Holy fuck

I wish women weren’t evil

>>213701641
grats you've got the point: marty is a fucking cowardly hypocrite.

hell i'd be lucky if i even made it inside

>>213701641
>guy
Guys.

>>213699451 (OP)
I busted inside my girlfriend after like 3 pumps after not seeing her for weeks and doing no fap. It's understandable for an otherwise sexless guy like Marty, especially in a woman that hot.

>>213701604
That webm is obviously cropped, you dumb fuck. The camera pans down to her ass.

https://youtu.be/GmYS-8rxB6s?t=64

It's not even the only scene where she shows it off. Another midwit plebbitor trying to look like the smartest guy in the room with ACKSHUALLY bullshit. Kill yourself, faggot.

>>213701418
No it ain't.

>>213699451 (OP)

He went in dry.

>>213700146
>>213701855
Wow!

>>213703698
god that hot bitch has such a "please hate fuck me!" visage. imagine her gagging to tears on your dick

>>213699451 (OP)
He actually lasted 15 minutes but thats the power of editing

>>213699451 (OP)
>this nigga deadass busted his nut in like 15 seconds LMFAOOOOOOOO
now you know what he was referring to throughout that Trap House raid

>>213700146
Was this in the script

>>213699451 (OP)
i would have too

>>213699451 (OP)
the high heels + summer dress combo alone would have any red-blooded man go off sub 30 seconds.
You might be a faggot OP

>>213705074
Unless her facial features didn't happen to luck out to be within the top 15th percentile of attractiveness and feminity then her clothes, shoes and body doesn't matter for /tv/ coomers

>>213699826
underrated