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Anonymous No.213702276 >>213702692 >>213704211 >>213704503 >>213706495
Dexter Resurrection
Surprise, hermano. New episode is out

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Anonymous No.213702313 >>213702952 >>213703722
sex with deb
Anonymous No.213702316
>its a harrison scene
Anonymous No.213702332 >>213702411
What emotions Harrison meant to be conveying in this scene? Dexter = boredly intrigued. Everyone else = disgusted. Effeminate glasses nerd sat behind = running to go throw up. Harrison was just really sweaty and shifting around. was he horny, or is this how he looks when he wants justice?
Anonymous No.213702405 >>213702421 >>213702431
>dex can't resist dabbing on the cop about the blood spatter
Anonymous No.213702411
>>213702332
having flashbacks to killing ryan and feeling uncomfortable
Anonymous No.213702420 >>213702484 >>213702492 >>213702496 >>213702504 >>213702543 >>213702568 >>213702599 >>213702609 >>213702740
Why was claudette so scared?
Anonymous No.213702421
>>213702405
My favorite part of the episode, fuck that know-it-all bitch
Anonymous No.213702431
>>213702405
yeah I miss blood spatter dex
Anonymous No.213702453
>yet another flashback to something that happened earlier in the episode
what is the average IQ of the modern tv viewer?
Anonymous No.213702484 >>213702545
>>213702420
Could he get a job for the NYPD next season?
Anonymous No.213702492
>>213702420
cuz he's so good at his autistic reenactment that the viewer becomes completely immersed
Anonymous No.213702496 >>213702576
>>213702420
i/m guessing the ripper killed someone close to her, which is why her reactions to the pictures/audio was focussed on
Anonymous No.213702504
>>213702420
Autism. Overstimulated by the sudden noise and movement.
Anonymous No.213702524
>her reaction when I try to convince her that the decepticons are actually the good guys
Anonymous No.213702543
>>213702420
After all this girlboss super detective shit someone finally pushed her shit in and it was none other than Dexter.
Anonymous No.213702545
>>213702484
I mean if they take Harrison 3 days after he gets cleared of being a murder suspect sure why the fuck not
Anonymous No.213702568 >>213703297
>>213702420
she was having flashbacks to what she saw during her IDF service
Anonymous No.213702576 >>213702605 >>213702766
>>213702496
it has to be tied to stayin alive, maybe the ripper killed them while it was playing
Anonymous No.213702584 >>213702655
Notice anything in common about NY Ripper's victims?

One of Harrison's bitches will not make it out of this season alive
Anonymous No.213702590
>>213702297
Citizens' arrests are a thing in most states, no idea about New York but considering they barely let actual cops arrest anyone I wouldn't be surprised if they weren't allowed in New York
Anonymous No.213702599
>>213702420
She is the ripper
Anonymous No.213702605
>>213702576
very insightful
Anonymous No.213702609
>>213702420
>man you highly suspect as a serial killer makes sudden violent motions
gee it's a mystery
Anonymous No.213702635 >>213702755
Its ultimately leading to a Harrison, Dexter, Prater and Uma, Batista and Claudette collision.

So sort out your chess pieces from that. Keeping in mind we have two more seasons to go and possibly more.
Anonymous No.213702655
>>213702584
My monies on the Mexican who won't put out. Yes the young child will se it and become a serial killer. As is the custom in Dexter.
Anonymous No.213702672
>>213702208
>If Angel bought it, would he still arrest Dexter?
yeah. i think so. thats his character, blindly and stubbornly doing the 'right thing', always. thats why Dexter looks so gutted in the car, because he knows theres no way around it.
Anonymous No.213702692
>>213702276 (OP)
This dude's like a fucking hemorrhoid, needs to fuck off
Anonymous No.213702701 >>213702730 >>213702777 >>213704655
>Happy birthday son I found these airpods some customer left in my car and you can have them
Anonymous No.213702711 >>213702743 >>213702747
I think Batista will die this season, he's a great actor but he ties everything back to the original too much. Plus he's had so many good scenes this season they're not gunna do it all over again for season 2, its like a farewell with his acting chops.
Anonymous No.213702730 >>213702843 >>213703791
>>213702701
first scene of harrison in the series is him wearin airpods
Anonymous No.213702740 >>213704517
>>213702420
>claudette
>scared
She saw this man in the audience
Anonymous No.213702743
>>213702711
Yeah I think he doesn't bring much aside from putting Dexter on the NYPD's radar. He's done that, and there's already been too many scenes where Batista just says shit the audience already knows. He's been on exposition mode since New Blood.
Anonymous No.213702747 >>213702765
>>213702711
>he's a great actor
That is... not something I've ever heard about David Zayas
Anonymous No.213702755 >>213705130
>>213702635
i think there's no shot uma/dinklage come back for another season so i think they are dead
batista is probably dead. there's no way the unwind his devotion to dex being the bhb so he's done
autist is the interesting one. i'm not sure where that leads. my cheeseball heart wants claudette to employ dex as a consulting forensics analyst so we get dex doing actual police shit again
Anonymous No.213702759 >>213702801
>surprise hermano
Anonymous No.213702765
>>213702747
you have now
Anonymous No.213702766
>>213702576
Funkytown is very good. But, for me, it is True Faith.
Anonymous No.213702773 >>213702792 >>213702795 >>213702802 >>213702911
My lives and dies prediction:

Uma: Lives
Harrison: Lives
Dexter: Lives
Prator: Dies
Batista: Dies
Claudette: Lives
Mexican cleaner girl: Dies

Claudette will be the season 2 detective snoopin up Dexs bumhole.
Anonymous No.213702777
>>213702701
Classic Dexter putting his so called loved ones in harms way.
Anonymous No.213702792 >>213704542
>>213702773
Batista dies in the Alpha timeline but he will come back in season 3 from the Beta timeline
Anonymous No.213702795
>>213702773
Another prediction: the mexican cleaner girl's kid is gonna be the lead in a spinoff in like 30 years.
Anonymous No.213702801
>>213702759
>mfw
Anonymous No.213702802 >>213702872
>>213702773
I'd have to agree with all these, only one I'm not 100% on is the hotel chick
Anonymous No.213702843
>>213702730
To be fair I'm partly convinced they're Angels because he also seems to be recording Uma with the way his phones blatently positioned so I'm guessing its some sort of planned trap
Anonymous No.213702872
>>213702802
I think there is a chance that if Dexter doesnt kill the ponytail guy, he'll kill her somehow.
Anonymous No.213702911 >>213702949 >>213702953 >>213702963
>>213702773
>Uma: Lives
Didn't she admit to his face she killed people while treating his wound?
Anonymous No.213702949
>>213702911
she also bashed a dude's brain in with a baseball bat. she dead
Anonymous No.213702952
>>213702313
>coalburner
>grandpafucker
>built like a tranvestite
no thanks
Anonymous No.213702953
>>213702911
Theres a possibility she'll turn against Prator and team up with Dex. Which is why we have those scenes with her looking after her mother, showing the softer side of her, that there is more going on.
Anonymous No.213702958
>>213702208
If any of that happens, it's not the main reason Angel stops hunting him. Angel has already shown he doesn't care if the BHB was a vigilante with apparently good intentions most of the time, and the explaining and rationalizing would not be enough.

It's a conversation they would have after Angel mistakenly gets on the radar of Prater/Charley, and he is almost killed and Dex saves him, in keeping with the season-long theme of Dex prioritizing saving the next victims of the serial killers he's hunting.
Anonymous No.213702959 >>213703062
It's crazy that we're 7 episodes in and this season hasn't completely shit itself yet. If they stick the landing, this is probably a top 3 season.
Anonymous No.213702963 >>213704595
>>213702911
dexter doesn't kill blondes
Anonymous No.213702976
The TikTok fanbase brought Dexter back from the dead. But at what cost.
Anonymous No.213703062
>>213702959
my only real complaint about this season is that the pacing and the focus has been a bit off in some episodes. the best 2 episodes so far are call me red and course correction, which oddly enough have been majority dexter focused where he is doing shit.
i'm prepared for more blessing filler and more harrison's weird love life filler next episode to make up for mch screen time
Anonymous No.213703083 >>213703112 >>213703145 >>213703147 >>213703151 >>213703174 >>213703180 >>213703237 >>213703497 >>213703659 >>213704655 >>213705328
So if Blessing is not NY ripper wtf is this scene
Anonymous No.213703112 >>213703216
>>213703083
Doakes?
Anonymous No.213703145 >>213703222
>>213703083
anyone who ever believed blessing was NY Ripper is a lost cause
Anonymous No.213703147 >>213703328
>>213703083
Looks like Dexter is going to be attacked by some community leader types and Blessing is going to samurai their shit
Anonymous No.213703151
>>213703083
blessing going apeshit on some punks, doesn't make him the ripper though. Will probably motivate dexter to leave the house since blessing "brough the darkness in"
Anonymous No.213703174 >>213703219
>>213703083
I really hope this is going to be less retarded than it looks
Anonymous No.213703180
>>213703083
you actually think they'd reveal blessing being the ripper in a promo video? it looks like dexter getting car jacked or some shit and blessing coming to fuck shit up, sierra leone style
Anonymous No.213703216
>>213703112
Did Prater rebuilt him like Frieza?
Anonymous No.213703219
>>213703174
>I really hope this is going to be less retarded than it looks
I had the same thought about supervillain midge and his super sekrit serial killer club, but they delivered.
Anonymous No.213703222 >>213703256
>>213703145
all the mongs in the prior episode threads wouldn't shut the fuck up about it
>blessing is upset his mother died
>she must have kept his darkness at bay
>HE'S GOING TO BE UNLEASEHED
>THE RIPPER IS BACK
where are those retards now
Anonymous No.213703237 >>213703356
>>213703083
Wait is that the convenient corpse burning foundry?
Anonymous No.213703256 >>213703317
>>213703222
i would have lost my shit if the NY Ripper recordings had Blessing's voice and accent
Anonymous No.213703274 >>213703382
Anonymous No.213703297 >>213703983
>>213702568
Who the fuck knows what the character's history is, but it appears the actress moved out of Israel for a convenient stretch of time so that she could avoid compulsory IDF service, and then moved back there when she was in her 20s lmao
Anonymous No.213703317
>>213703256
>YOU SEEah
>I KEELEd YOR DAUTAH
>THE BLANKIT
>OHH IT'S ALL CUURVED IN BLOODH
Anonymous No.213703328
>>213703147
>DEXTAH! I leahned the bushido code. Omae wa mou shindeiru Dextah!
Anonymous No.213703356 >>213703398
>>213703237
I could see that
>dexter acts weird
>blessing is concerned and follows him
>dexter gets jumped
>blessing scares them off
>finds the weird bags in dex's trunk
Anonymous No.213703382
>>213703274
the group mood really shifted half way up those stairs
Anonymous No.213703398 >>213703479
>>213703356
Yeah but I don't know why Dexter would go to that place in the daytime
Anonymous No.213703412 >>213703476
Anonymous No.213703453 >>213703550 >>213703569 >>213704053
I can't believe he's not gonna check his car for bugs after having Batista in it.
Anonymous No.213703476
>>213703412
>yo fatha was a fwucking ahsho
>leaves
Anonymous No.213703479
>>213703398
I mean he's getting pretty sloppy with his kills the last few episodes. He kills ponytail guy during the day on the spur of it he's got to get rid of the body somehow.
Anonymous No.213703497 >>213703617 >>213703636 >>213703654 >>213703659 >>213704130
>>213703083
do africans actually use a sword to kill each other?
Anonymous No.213703550 >>213703589
>>213703453
He could check, find the airpods, but not know who they belonged to or how long they were sitting there in the door pocket. And foolishly keep carrying them around without thinking much of it
Anonymous No.213703569 >>213703622 >>213703625 >>213703658 >>213703674
>>213703453
Can you even track airpod location if they are not connected to internet?
Anonymous No.213703589 >>213703766
>>213703550
he'll give harrison a ride, harrison will find them and snag them
Anonymous No.213703617
>>213703497
well, it's not unheard of...
Anonymous No.213703622
>>213703569
>You can turn on the Find My network to see the location of some AirPods models even when they're out of range from your device. If the Find My network is turned off (or if your AirPods don't support the Find My network), the Find My app shows the last time and place they were connected.
I assume New York has public Wi-Fi anyway
Anonymous No.213703625
>>213703569
they can't even be tracked with the case closed lmao
Anonymous No.213703629 >>213703660 >>213703700
I can already see them killing Angel really fast for shock effect. He just walks in Uma and Harrison and boom headshotted with no music or fanfare. Like Better Call Saul
Anonymous No.213703636
>>213703497
dexter x highlander multiverse
Anonymous No.213703654
>>213703497
If /gif/ taught me anything is that rocks/cinder blocks/hammers are more commonly used tools there. Putting nigga in a tire and setting it on fire is also popular
Anonymous No.213703658
>>213703569
Yes. They don't have GPS and can't do it on their own, but they use a Find My network which connects to all the Apple devices of nearby strangers if you're in a dense city
Anonymous No.213703659
>>213703083
>>213703497
ahh I finally get why there's so many knife and sword incidents with african immigrants, they are protecting us white folks from other white trash, it's kind of pottery, thanl you Yakub
Anonymous No.213703660
>>213703629
Season is going to end like the Sopranos
Anonymous No.213703674 >>213704806
>>213703569
apple has a network comprised of all apple devices. the devices do bluetooth check in pings to each other and it eventually will be synced to the find my device servers
Anonymous No.213703680 >>213703804 >>213703850
>*kills 2nd Gemini*
>MEH, HE WAS A JERK ANYWAYS
are you kidding me
Anonymous No.213703700 >>213703902
>>213703629
I'm honestly 90% sure its going to be Harrison that does it at this point to protect Dexter and to echo the whole Deb icing LaGuerrta thing
Anonymous No.213703722 >>213703759 >>213705377
>>213702313
*rape
Anonymous No.213703759
>>213703722
thank you rape with deb poster, you're truly my dark passenger
Anonymous No.213703766
>>213703589
Not simply "snag them". Mistake them for his own.
Anonymous No.213703784 >>213703814 >>213703817
Anonymous No.213703791 >>213703844 >>213703859
>>213702730
The payoff will be Harrison seeing them in the car.
"Wow, hey dad, someone lost their Airpods."
>Checks their Bluetooth name.
"Shit, these belong to that guy Angel."
Dexter can be clever and has god tier plot armor.
But he's been out of the technology game for over a decade. He's not up to date on the little tricks available to people. My wife lost her fucking mind when I told her about Airtags. She couldn't believe that tracking devices were freely available to the public.
Anonymous No.213703804
>>213703680
>woah you're telling me gemini just told you he killed lowell and was planning to kill you and everyone here?
>gee whizz that sure is convenient
>so glad you are here red
Anonymous No.213703814
>>213703784
[indistinct batista speaking in mexican]
Anonymous No.213703817
>>213703784
>that dirty spic angel fatista
I thought that was pretty harsh, even if they are beefing right now
Anonymous No.213703844 >>213704336
>>213703791
has your wife never heard of lojack before lmao
Anonymous No.213703850 >>213703878 >>213704105
>>213703680
There's a lot of sloppy shit going on here.
Lowell's last contact on Prater's phone was meeting up with "Red" at a bar, same with Mia before she got arrested.
Now Gemini breaks his MO for the first time and tries to kill him in front of everyone.
Anonymous No.213703857 >>213703876 >>213703884
Is Dexter retarded enough to steal fancy boat that costs like 500k from a dude he just killed?
Prater finding out about BHB, cumming very hard and giving boat as a gift seems more likely
Anonymous No.213703859
>>213703791
They were in the front passenger side weren't they? It should be pretty obvious to Dexter within 2 seconds who left them.
Anonymous No.213703876
>>213703857
dex/prater team up is too capeshit for dexter
Anonymous No.213703878
>>213703850
While the phone were provided to them and not under any kind of surveillance
Anonymous No.213703884
>>213703857
>Is Dexter retarded enough to steal fancy boat that costs like 500k from a dude he just killed
Yes. And the New York Police department will still be baffled about who the murderer is.
Anonymous No.213703902 >>213703953 >>213703984 >>213704108
>>213703700
>and to echo the whole Deb icing LaGuerrta thing
This would suck, if the writers aren't aware of the glaring *problem* in the OG Dexter series where it repeatedly fails to handle and resolve moral dilemmas for Dex and, with both Doakes and LaGuerta, someone else conveniently shows up and takes the choice away from him.

Though I don't think they will attempt a callback like that since Deb killing LaGuerta was a later season decision which Clyde didn't make and may have disagreed with
Anonymous No.213703953
>>213703902
why are they so scared of making dexter have some agency, would people really be that alienated? I feel like people's adoration for mch would overcome any of that bad blood
Anonymous No.213703983
>>213703297
She's the jewiest jew.
Her name translates as banker, and she dodged compulsory IDF service but still capitalizes on being a disgusting jew.
Anonymous No.213703984 >>213704027 >>213704282
>>213703902
It'd be dumb if they don't do it right but they've specifically linked Harrison and Debra multiple times this season, and every episode the last few weeks has had an "You're the only person I actually love son" scene. I feel that's a very unsubtle build up to Harrison having to make a difficult choice to save his dad or justice and ultimately picking family.
Anonymous No.213704007
After watching this episode, I have a strong urge to cum in Uma Thurman. Not sure why...
Anonymous No.213704010 >>213704047 >>213704055 >>213704086 >>213704122 >>213705867
yep...just me and the boys
Anonymous No.213704027
>>213703984
I would laugh if they went 180 and harrison makes the choice deb couldn't and shoots dexter. Every season from now on ends with harrison shooting his dad and dexter somehow waking up
Anonymous No.213704047
>>213704010
>Dink has the same size glass but less wine than the rest
awww
Anonymous No.213704053 >>213704121
>>213703453
I can't believe the writers are acting like an airpod case can be used as a GPS tracker when it only has Bluetooth connectivity
Anonymous No.213704055 >>213704069
>>213704010
Anonymous No.213704069
>>213704055
kinoooo
Anonymous No.213704086 >>213704116
>>213704010
This episode had the best colors so far. This looks straight up from the OG show
Anonymous No.213704105
>>213703850
Prater is blinded by fanboyism. Uma was clearly not buying it but had to go along. Dex/Charlie team up seems even more likely now
Anonymous No.213704108
>>213703902
Doakes, yes, but Dexter was already dead set on killing Laguerta.
Anonymous No.213704116
>>213704086
I love that they're moving into spring and upping the vibrancy, hopefully next season fully brings back the warmth
Anonymous No.213704121 >>213704165
>>213704053
Anonymous No.213704122
>>213704010
>dink holds the glass properly because he's supposed to be cultured
>fat holds it properly because he was a fanciful gay on modern family
>other two are just like yeah i'm holding wine or whatever
lel
Anonymous No.213704130
>>213703497
Have you never visited /gif/ or seen any webms?
Outside of the US, machetes, knives, swords, etc are the weapon of choice for all blacks to use on their enemies.
They even eat the people they chop up half of the time.
I mean, Haiti was created when the blacks there killed all of the whites and ate them. Even now, they chop each other up, cook and eat them.
Blessing is from Sierra Leone. They are even worse than Haiti. Chopping each other up and eating them is just dinner on a Tuesday.
Anonymous No.213704149 >>213704176 >>213704214
Boat seems to have people in it. Party for Blessing's family, Harrison and his new whore?
Anonymous No.213704165
>>213704121
Well... the battery might die before Dex drives anywhere suspicious
Anonymous No.213704169
Hola, hermanos, a quién le gustan la salsa y los cubanos?
Anonymous No.213704176
>>213704149
im pretty sure thats just the filming crew lol
Anonymous No.213704199 >>213704239 >>213704287 >>213704309 >>213704313
virgin walking, limp wristed, no presence, rizzless, all around pathetic sounding and looking Harrison has yet another top notch pusy falling into his lap. The serial killer club is more grounded in reality than this.
Anonymous No.213704211
>>213702276 (OP)
cara amurallada
Anonymous No.213704214
>>213704149
>Dex dumping a tiny body,
>the blacks are dancing to Salsa,
>and Harrison is showing his new girlfriend the ""Implication"".
would be pretty fucking funny
Anonymous No.213704238
>Harrison, are these your earbuds in my car?
>NO DAD
>thumbs up emoji
>throws them in a dumpster
Anonymous No.213704239
>>213704199
>that unwashed looking skank
>top notch pussy
Weird preferences you have
Anonymous No.213704282 >>213704417
>>213703984
Ugh ok you're probably right.
This is the last sentence of the official synopsis for Resurrection, given months before it premiered:
>As father and son navigate their own darkness in the city that never sleeps, they soon find themselves deeper than they ever imagined - and that the only way out is together.
>the only way out is together
Anonymous No.213704287 >>213704353
>>213704199
To be fair he was pretty together when flirting with her, even managed a few dark jokes which she seemed to like.
Anonymous No.213704309
>>213704199
He is the tiktok self insert, don't blame in for being a gary stu
Anonymous No.213704313 >>213704342
>>213704199
She is a step up from a latinx single mother for sure
Anonymous No.213704336
>>213703844
Yeah, but the idea of a tiny device that anyone can buy and use by placing them in someone else's car or bag just to track them offended her on a deep level.
She's surprisingly tech illiterate, and I keep telling her that Solitaire on her phone doesn't need an update every few weeks. She then demands to know how I know that. She also can't figure out why her phone battery lasts less than a day with 20 background processes running at all times.
Anonymous No.213704342 >>213704439
>>213704313
>latinx
don't say this
t. hermano
Anonymous No.213704353
>>213704287
he literally sounds like he's about to cry at all times. He fucks up literally every line read. absolutely awful actor. If he talked to a girl like this irl he'd get pepper sprayed
Anonymous No.213704357 >>213704411 >>213704511 >>213705203 >>213705255 >>213705952 >>213706034
The way Harrison texts annoys the crap out of me.
Anonymous No.213704384 >>213704414 >>213704421
is this season/episode sponsored by apple?
Anonymous No.213704411
>>213704357
>doesn't specify which college
Anonymous No.213704414 >>213704431 >>213704453
>>213704384
old dexter also had only apple products
Anonymous No.213704417
>>213704282
Its weird how separate they've made their storylines so far if that's how its ending. They each do their own shit for 40 minutes (I don't think he's even mentioned serial killer society to him), meet up for 10 say I love you then leave again.
Anonymous No.213704420
after finishing this ep im realizing i really enjoy this, i had just enjoyed it ironically so far (which i did with everything post s4 dexter) but this has some of that classic dexter charm, feels like kinda snug and nice putting on a new ep
Anonymous No.213704421
>>213704384
I keep forgetting this is on Showtime and not Apple TV+
Anonymous No.213704431 >>213704467
>>213704414
interesting. i never noticed
Anonymous No.213704439 >>213704464
>>213704342
sure thing latigger
Anonymous No.213704453 >>213704531
>>213704414
The search engine name in the original always made me laugh it was something like "WebHunt" rather than Google
Anonymous No.213704464
>>213704439
kek, that's better
Anonymous No.213704467
>>213704431
same, a friend obsessed with android/apple products pointed it out to me
Anonymous No.213704503 >>213704537 >>213704565 >>213705010
>>213702276 (OP)
whoah...at least there's a reason to watch Harrison scenes now
Anonymous No.213704511
>>213704357
y u not liek lingo?
Anonymous No.213704517
>>213702740
lel
Anonymous No.213704531
>>213704453
>just use elliot bro, I promise it's as good as google
Anonymous No.213704537 >>213704615 >>213704904 >>213705473 >>213705844
>>213704503
at the risk of sounding like an incel or whatever (i don't care actually), she gives off onlyfans vibes
Anonymous No.213704542
>>213702792
this is not BCS
Anonymous No.213704547 >>213705062 >>213705233
Harrison is not getting any from the mom despite helping her raise her mistake kid
Let the boy have this one for a while please
Anonymous No.213704565 >>213704960
>>213704503
I thought this was Kathryn Newton the whole time. I might have undiagnosed face blindness
Anonymous No.213704570
i don't know why, but i feel like charlie (uma) will kill the landlord while looking for harrison
Anonymous No.213704595
>>213702963
True, he's more likely to fuck her.
Anonymous No.213704603 >>213704614
Where the fuck are you people finding next week's preview? God damn it the internet is so fucking shit now
Anonymous No.213704614 >>213704655
>>213704603
It's not out, we either need to wait for the official one or there won't be one since it'd be too spoilery.
Anonymous No.213704615
>>213704537
I know :(
Anonymous No.213704627 >>213704689 >>213704690 >>213705218
Where are Astor and Cody?
Anonymous No.213704644
Worst episode of the season so far. First 25 minutes are entirely skippable
Anonymous No.213704655 >>213704667 >>213704726
>>213704614
where the fuck are
>>213702701
>>213703083
these from then
Anonymous No.213704657
they are setting up detective fagette and ny ripper as season 2 antagonists, arent they? dexter will hunt the ripper, while autistic jew bitch will try to catch dexter? I dont see Quinn stepping up after he finds out that Batista joined Doakes and Laguerta
Anonymous No.213704667 >>213704782
>>213704655
the resurrection trailer before the show started
Anonymous No.213704688 >>213704734 >>213704962 >>213705260
gigi is obviously the new york ripper, she stopped killing because of broken arm
Anonymous No.213704689
>>213704627
Off having fairly normal lives somewhere far away
Anonymous No.213704690
>>213704627
being traumatised and mid 20s in rural Florida. Apparently the actors did go to the Resurrection premier so they've not been forgotten and might turn up in a later season
Anonymous No.213704703 >>213704766 >>213704783 >>213705493
Harrison will get caught because the spicy latinx who friendzoned him will see him with the other woman and get jelly and then blab to the cops. Story as old as time.
Anonymous No.213704726 >>213704810
>>213704655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhVK3BgcSiI
Anonymous No.213704734
>>213704688
interesting theory. the arm would be intentional somehow.
Anonymous No.213704743
Why does Batistas beard looks like he scribbled his face with a pen
Anonymous No.213704766 >>213705493
>>213704703
>Sorry Elsa I can't babysit tonight I have a date
10 minutes later she's teamed up with Batista
Anonymous No.213704782
>>213704667
nope, just checked. they're not in there.
Anonymous No.213704783
>>213704703
That would be incredibly stupid as she would no longer have someone willing to help with her bastard child that she doesn't even have to pay or sleep with
It could happen
Anonymous No.213704806 >>213704836
>>213703674
holy botnet
Anonymous No.213704810
>>213704726
thanks senpai
Anonymous No.213704836
>>213704806
I mean its Apple its not like they really try and hide it
Anonymous No.213704857 >>213704887
This season's Dexter is my favourite so far. Almost completely unhinged but remains barely human because of his son. I want him to actually outright kill Batista in cold blood to show that he really is just another crazy serial killer.
Anonymous No.213704872 >>213705058
https://x.com/omer_ats_3438/status/1956322871388545253
Nah......DEXTER IS TOO COLD ! ON GOD
Anonymous No.213704887
>>213704857
>Almost completely unhinged but remains barely human because of his son
He sat there silently judging the room for getting off on that ponytail murder while his inner monologue said how much better he was than these psychos
Anonymous No.213704904
>>213704537
I had the same thought
Anonymous No.213704959
New one has a kid as well or did the roach subtitles fuck up?
Anonymous No.213704960
>>213704565
many such cases
Anonymous No.213704962
>>213704688
There was a kid in my school who broke his arm and had to wear similar cast. Someone spread a rumor that he was masturbating and his mom walked in during it, so he hit his hand into a radiator and broke it.
He became perma shut in due to this rumor. This was in 2008-2009. From ehat I know he is still fucked up, living with his mother, unemployed, stalked a girl for a year and landed himself a restraining order
Anonymous No.213704969 >>213705072 >>213705180
if Batista dies, he's gonna have a secret Deadman switch where he sends the info to masuka or something.
mark my words.

the cliffhanger ending is masuka and Quinn receiving everything
Anonymous No.213704993 >>213705040 >>213705054
I hope they don't end it like better call saul and send dexter to prison.
He did nothing wrong. Literally batman but good because the criminals won't escape from prison and kill again.
Anonymous No.213705010 >>213705210
>>213704503
Anonymous No.213705040 >>213705078 >>213705121
>>213704993
Him getting arrested and having a glorified recap episode in the form of a prolonged court session tallying up all his victims is probably the best ending possible.
Anonymous No.213705054 >>213705837
>>213704993
>He did nothing wrong
he may have directly killed a few innocent people and gotten a few more killed as a result of his actions, but yeah, totally blameless
Anonymous No.213705058
>>213704872
it's been like 10 hours and this edit on tiktok has 2m views already, zoomies loved this ep
Anonymous No.213705062 >>213705135 >>213705386
>>213704547
>we found mold so he needs a sleep apnea machine to breath
this kid would be dead inside of 15 minutes in my house
Anonymous No.213705072
>>213704969
If Quinn did nothing after Liddy, he isnt doing shit now
Anonymous No.213705078
>>213705040
No I've seen you in these threads many times and Dexter getting arrested is the worst ending possible. He deserves happy ending.
Anonymous No.213705121
>>213705040
1 hour of dexter in court going over everything would be kino
Anonymous No.213705130 >>213705275
>>213702755
what fucking else does dinklage have going on, he could easily do another season
Anonymous No.213705135 >>213705245 >>213705335
>>213705062
Are dehumidifiers ridiculously expensive in America?
Anonymous No.213705180
>>213704969
Quinn made an implicit deal with Dexter when Dexter cleared him off the Liddy murder charges. Also Dexter killed Debra's murderer for which Quinn is grateful.
Anonymous No.213705183 >>213705204 >>213705227
>mfw Batista hasn't venmo'd me for the car ride
Anonymous No.213705203
>>213704357
>dexter answers with only a thumbs up
Finally, REAL father interaction
Anonymous No.213705204
>>213705183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMNGtXDDFxc&t=3s
Bros...
Anonymous No.213705210
>>213705010
stupid fucking mule. You will never be a horse.
Anonymous No.213705218
>>213704627
killing people in new york
Anonymous No.213705227
>>213705183
>4 stars you bastard, after everything I've done for you!?
Anonymous No.213705233 >>213705281
>>213704547
Harrison is getting a free place to sleep as she allows to to use the vacant hotel rooms and sleep over at her house with that being said since Harrison has 0 expenses he must be saving quite nicely
Anonymous No.213705245
>>213705135
no but fixing your fucking plumbing is when the whole system is fucked
Anonymous No.213705250 >>213705299 >>213705341
This is my favorite season of Dexter. It's completely retarded.
Anonymous No.213705255
>>213704357
I actually misread this as that the college tour was supposed to be at 4 which is why it made no sense to me Dexter got off the helicopter at night
Anonymous No.213705260 >>213705416 >>213706477
>>213704688
its obviously the female cop
she is just like dexter complete with the autism and everything
the midge is gonna invite her to the next meeting and its gonna be ankward when she adresses dexter as the bay harbor buthcer
Anonymous No.213705275
>>213705130
more from the pov of the showrunners. dinklage is probably taking up a pretty penny. dexter never really has the big names for more than 1 season. and it already feels like we are heading for the end of his character
Anonymous No.213705281
>>213705233
Is he even making minimum wage? He's still 17 apparently.
Anonymous No.213705299 >>213705331
>>213705250
going into it I thought we were going to be introduced to some kind of John Wick serial killer society, so it could've been way more retarded
Anonymous No.213705310 >>213705333 >>213705368
>the NY ripper is actually... a completely random guy who wont even appear in this season
Anonymous No.213705328
>>213703083
Blessing is holding a sword, punk(or a woman) on the left- a crowbar.
Anonymous No.213705331 >>213705354
>>213705299
Yeah actually I thought we were getting the League of Serial Killers.
But this has been pretty good too. I'm waiting for Batista and Dexter to kill the NY Ripper together and bond over it.
Anonymous No.213705333
>>213705310
the ny ripper has already appeared multiple times
Anonymous No.213705335
>>213705135
A dehumidifier is a preventative measure, it won't help an existing mold problem. Most of the time it's from water damage inside the wall/floor/ceiling anyway.
Anonymous No.213705341 >>213705397
>>213705250
It's pretty good. I mean it looks fucking great and is a fun watch. I don't know about best, but it's up there. Then again I thought the same about New Blood until they fucked everything up, so let's see
Anonymous No.213705354 >>213705369 >>213705372
>>213705331
Batista despises Dexter from the bottom of his heart. Their relationship is unmendable.
Anonymous No.213705368 >>213706224
>>213705310
they will probably do a twist and have the ripper be the autist detectives partner
Anonymous No.213705369
>>213705354
>Their relationship is unmendable.
we'll see
Anonymous No.213705372
>>213705354
There's nothing a good cubano can't fix
Anonymous No.213705377
>>213703722
>rape by Deb
Anonymous No.213705386
>>213705062
Black mold in your lungs is no joke.
Sixteen years ago, I got a black mold infection in my lungs from barracks in South Korea.
The air vents were fucking full of black mold and no amount of bleach could fix it. I was coughing up shit from my lungs that was full of black specks. I'd spit, and it looked like pic related.
I had a coughing fit once while infected, and hacked up a wad and spit it on the pavement.
It fucking bounced. It bounced and rolled. I went to the doctor when I started coughing up blood. I thought I just had a nasty cold before that.
They took Xrays and samples, and gave me steroids and some other drug I can't remember, but I do remember it being hard to piss and my jaw aching while taking them.
I don't recommend fucking around with black mold.
Anonymous No.213705395
I feel strongly that they will reveal the Ripper at the end of this season, to the viewer only
Anonymous No.213705397
>>213705341
ye i dunno if it's the best - we won't know that till it's over. but it sure does have my attention and it's fun talking about where it's going. it's interesting, some of the shot composition is great, it has some of the campy humor of old dexter. just enjoying it
Anonymous No.213705416
>>213705260
that would be extremely kino
Anonymous No.213705452 >>213705464 >>213705486 >>213705501
>NY ripper stopped killing
>but still calls people to torment them
Whats the implication here? Normally a serial killer wouldnt just stop killing
Anonymous No.213705464
>>213705452
got injured
Anonymous No.213705473
>>213704537
Her only nude scene is getting gangbanged by Wu Tang Clan
Anonymous No.213705481 >>213705499
the ripper is captain autism, imo
Anonymous No.213705486 >>213705519
>>213705452
New York ripper is dead, phone calls are probably Prater LARPing
Anonymous No.213705493
>>213704703
>>213704766
Yep, 100%
Anonymous No.213705499
>>213705481
Or Captain Autisma's sister got killed killed by the Ripper and she awakened the mangekyou autismgan from the pain?
Anonymous No.213705501
>>213705452
look up golden state killer. he got old and just stopped doing it and still fucked around with his victims.
also, there's the strong possibility there is no real ny ripper. it's something prater made up
Anonymous No.213705519 >>213705565
>>213705486
It's interesting that Prater has the murder weapon, but the police don't know what it is. I assumed it would have been something he bought off of his crooked FBI agent, but he must have gotten it some other way.
Anonymous No.213705535
new york ripper is charley, stopped killing because she's busy doing work for prater, phonecalls are prater with voice changer having fun
Anonymous No.213705565 >>213705641 >>213705901
>>213705519
>It's interesting that Prater has the murder weapon, but the police don't know what it is
this is the most critical piece of information from the last episode. prater either knows the ny ripper directly or he has orchestrated it.
Anonymous No.213705598 >>213705743
notice how the ripper's weapon extends reach (such as to benefit a midget)
Anonymous No.213705641 >>213705731
>>213705565
Obviously the guy who killed his parents who said he had killed before was The Ripper and Prater is phoning the families since after talking to the guy for years in prison he knows all the details
Anonymous No.213705731
>>213705641
interesting how prater's flashback did not include the killer's voice
Anonymous No.213705743 >>213705781 >>213705800 >>213706038
>>213705598
anon, there's no way someone with dwarfism could overpower and kill anyone, they're legally disabled. unless he hid in the dark waiting like chucky
Anonymous No.213705781 >>213705874
>>213705743
Many serial killers in history were below 5'9.
Anonymous No.213705800
>>213705743
unless that person were somehow incapacitated. notice the lecture slide showed a murder on a bed (tied, perhaps?)
Anonymous No.213705837
>>213705054
how is that any worse than what the police do?
Anonymous No.213705844
>>213704537
You just described the perfect woman.
Anonymous No.213705867 >>213705943
>>213704010
Alright I was gonna skip but I gotta know why is tyrion there?
Anonymous No.213705874
>>213705781
Just 50 years ago average height was way lower
Anonymous No.213705875 >>213705898 >>213705928
All it would take to catch Rapunzel is one woman calling an ambulance.
Anonymous No.213705898 >>213706141
>>213705875
Rapunzel only acts when he is certain no phones are being involved.
Anonymous No.213705901 >>213705929
>>213705565
I think there are levels of serial killers that Prater knows and communicates with.
Dex got in as Red. A few years, a few meetings, a bunch of trophies, many more killings, and he will unlock the next level where instead of a 100K payout, he'd be getting a million and a different group.
Mia, Lowell, ponytail, all entry level serial killers that have never upped their game.
Prater is encouraging them, guiding them, and has them killed when they step out of line.
Maybe they'll step their game up and advance to the next level, or they are too coarse and mundane.
Just how many victims did Mia, Gemini, etc have?
A dozen each?
Definitely less than the Ripper.
It's possible Prater hosts these minor serial killer events for a few years until one emerges from the rest as the most prolific or best.
Then they get invited to the next group.
The groups don't mix, or even know of each other.
Prater admitted that Gemini was too full of himself and irritating.
It could be that Prater had hopes of moving Gemini up at first, but he was just too insufferable, even though he had the bodycount.
Red is interesting because he is a new addition.
Two years from now, Red might be seen on the same level as Lowell to Prater. Just an opportunistic killer.
But.
Prater would move the Bay Harbour Butcher to the big leagues fast if he found out that Dexter had cleared out the competition.
This season could just be Dexter cleaning out the small fry, getting discovered, and promoted.

I'm just saying, Dexter piloting a boat in NY Harbor as a party goes on is a bit too on the nose.
Prater would absolutely hand over a craft like that to the BHB just for the novelty of having the real BHB hanging out with The Ripper, and an as of yet unnamed group partying in the back of the boat.
Anonymous No.213705915
>prater starts being an asshole for no reason now that we know hes the villain
Finally some real OG Dexter writing
Anonymous No.213705920 >>213705953 >>213705958
Absolute kino once again. How have they managed to not fuck up?
Anonymous No.213705928
>>213705875
how could they call an ambulance when they're passed out/dead
Anonymous No.213705929 >>213706133
>>213705901
Gemini is a celebrity in the world of serial killers and he was in the same group as "Red".
Anonymous No.213705943
>>213705867
he's a billionnaire with a serial killer fixation. he invites them to private parties, makes them share their experiences and buys their trophies and i guess may be one himself, but that's pretty far fetched. uma thurman is his fixer
Anonymous No.213705952 >>213705979
>>213704357
he texts like a girl
Anonymous No.213705953
>>213705920
Resurrection is just one episode focused on Harrison away from being ruined.
Anonymous No.213705958
>>213705920
>Yet
Anonymous No.213705979
>>213705952
he cries and is sad like a girl
harrison was great in one single episode and that was the first one
Anonymous No.213705983 >>213706022
What the actual fuck is going on?
Anonymous No.213706022
>>213705983
Oh now it makes sense why the Israeli is stonewalling him
Anonymous No.213706034 >>213706058 >>213706120 >>213706146 >>213706436
>>213704357
Make it make sense.
Anonymous No.213706038
>>213705743
>unless he hid in the dark waiting like chucky
kino
Anonymous No.213706052 >>213706077 >>213706092 >>213706102 >>213706105 >>213706107 >>213706113 >>213706157 >>213706158 >>213706201 >>213706241 >>213706260 >>213706638
NEW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzhBnDILFQ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzhBnDILFQ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzhBnDILFQ8

PS2 model dexter isn't real he can't hurt you
Anonymous No.213706058
>>213706034
it's a mistake
Anonymous No.213706077
>>213706052
holy shit its the book dexter nigga WE ARE HYPED
Anonymous No.213706092 >>213706645
>>213706052
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
Anonymous No.213706102
>>213706052
episode one hundred and eight
Anonymous No.213706105 >>213706154
>>213706052
angel is walking on freaky dexter
Anonymous No.213706107 >>213706143
>>213706052
whose pantyhose are those
Anonymous No.213706113
>>213706052
Harrison would probably be more concerned about the tights than the murder Blessing
Anonymous No.213706119 >>213706534
Dexter was always shit.
Anonymous No.213706120 >>213706140
>>213706034
they're not sending their best continuity/script supervisors!
Anonymous No.213706133
>>213705929
That's what I said?
I also said that Gemini had an insufferable and unfriendly egotistical attitude.
And that he had the bodycount.
I don't know the exact standards Prater would have for promoting some and not others to this hypothetical new level.
But, Prater was moved by Dexter as Red sharing his mindset.
I don't see Gemini getting up in front of everyone and putting on a deep performance like Dexter did in the room.
I see Gemini being a nervous sperg trying to get his show over as fast as possible and not taking questions or discussions from the crowd.
That would be the most likely reason.
Prater could have inflated Gemini's worth to Red to impress the new guy as Prater knew of course that Gemini was coming to the party.
We've seen the Ripper's hook in Prater's collection. We also know that he has Trinity's hammer.
A neat twist would be if one or more of Dexter's kills from the original season was at one point a guest at Prater's little serial killer parties.
I'm thinking the Ice Truck Killer, as the actor has some scenes still to appear.
Anonymous No.213706140 >>213706207
>>213706120
yeah they are not wasting useless time and money
Anonymous No.213706141
>>213705898
But joggers literally have their phones strapped to their arm for music
Anonymous No.213706143
>>213706107
deb's
Anonymous No.213706146
>>213706034
the timeline is diverging
Anonymous No.213706154
>>213706105
looks like the same room in which dexter kills, which looks like a wig factory
Anonymous No.213706157 >>213706216
>>213706052
>wigs
So Rapunzel's dead then, we are moving fast
Anonymous No.213706158 >>213706192
>>213706052
they like the old Dexter theme, so why won't they make a better fucking intro for the show?
Anonymous No.213706186
Michael C Hall is such a great actor, man. That scene where he kills the 2nd Gemni is kino.
Anonymous No.213706192
>>213706158
Already did it for original sin
Anonymous No.213706201
>>213706052
Why are they going the Dexter book route now? Why would he suddenly wear the silk mask? I didn't read the books but it's still cool seeing them honor it
Anonymous No.213706207 >>213706230
>>213706140
?? anon why do you want every shot to mismatch others within the same scene
Anonymous No.213706216
>>213706157
There's only 3 episodes left that kind of have to
Anonymous No.213706224 >>213706342
>>213705368
I'd settle for a proper sex scene with her.
https://cdn2.aznude.com/kadiasaraf/counterpart/Counterpart-BR-01x03-Saraf-HD-01-hd.mp4
Anonymous No.213706230
>>213706207
i don't want it but at the end of the day it really doesn't matter, this isn't a show like dark or severance or anything to do with time stuff
Anonymous No.213706241 >>213706510
>>213706052
damn looks that blessing scene is really just going to be him defending dexter from some thugs which is how he finds out dexter has killed someone and which explains the 1st scene in this promo
Anonymous No.213706260
>>213706052
this or silk mask bros?
Anonymous No.213706299 >>213706321
Dexter really texts like a dad kek
Anonymous No.213706321 >>213706356
>>213706299
Forgot pic ffs
Anonymous No.213706342 >>213706455
>>213706224
I'm into milfs as much as the next guy, but that bitch looked like a milf in her early twenties, twenty five years ago.
She's disgusting now.
Anonymous No.213706356
>>213706321
To be fair Harrison has autocaps on. Neither are exactly down with the kids as they say.
Anonymous No.213706401
>series finale
>after credits scene
>a bald black head is watching CCTV footage of Dexter
>"I'm coming you creep mothafucka"
Kino, make it happen.
Anonymous No.213706436
>>213706034
That's what happens when a show has something of a rushed production, and they don't even finish shooting the whole thing until after the season premieres
Anonymous No.213706455
>>213706342
nah, she cute
Anonymous No.213706477
>>213705260
>the midge is gonna invite her to the next meeting and its gonna be ankward when she adresses dexter as the bay harbor buthcer

This is good shit, fuck i hope it happens.
Anonymous No.213706495
>>213702276 (OP)
>Zayas joined the United States Air Force at age 19 and was a police officer with the New York City Police Department for almost 15 years.

Lol I would have never guessed this guy was a cop irl. I mean Batista is such a dumb cop
Anonymous No.213706510
>>213706241
nah that line from Blessing is some out of context diversion about his own back story, he hasn't found out nothin
Anonymous No.213706534
>>213706119
Dexter never really took itself seriously and pretended to be anything else
(except for in some parts of New Blood I guess).
It's always been part of the appeal, the self-aware absurdity of it all
Anonymous No.213706539 >>213706552 >>213706569
in what order do i watch this series?
Anonymous No.213706552 >>213706573 >>213706600 >>213706601 >>213706608 >>213706655
>>213706539
dexter
dexter new blood
dexter resurrection
dexter original sin(optional, can be watched anytime after original dexter)
Anonymous No.213706569 >>213706608
>>213706539
The way it was intended (real answer). Original series, New Blood, Original Sin, Resurrection

If you skip around you will get side-swiped with spoilers
Anonymous No.213706572
new?
Anonymous No.213706573 >>213706600
>>213706552
thanks hermano
Anonymous No.213706600
>>213706552
>dexter original sin(optional, can be watched anytime after original dexter)
Original Sin "spoils" the ending of New Blood so just watch in release order.
>>213706573
Anonymous No.213706601
>>213706552
Original Sin can't be watched at any time due to a tiny 30 second thing that will spoil the pants off of New Blood/Resurrection
Anonymous No.213706608 >>213706661
>>213706552
OG sin begins with the finale of ressurections
>>213706569
Correct
Anonymous No.213706638 >>213706687 >>213706703
>>213706052
Killing Al so Dexter will be the last one left. Does he really not think that is at all fucking suss?

Keeping Al alive would make them buy into "lol Gemini did it lmao"
Anonymous No.213706645
>>213706092
Real answer: it's a way of deforming his face because he knows he needs to commit some violence in a public place where cameras could catch him in action and ID him.
And he doesn't want a mask or hood that could obstruct things
Anonymous No.213706655
>>213706552
Watch s1-s4 Dexter
Then go to YouTube and search:
Dexter season 5 explained
Dexter season 6 explained
Dexter season 7 explained
Dexter season 8 explained
Dexter: New Blood explained
Then watch Dexter: resurrection
Ignore original sin
Anonymous No.213706661
>>213706608
>OG sin begins with the finale of ressurections
straight up time traveller in this thread
Anonymous No.213706687
>>213706638
"Gemini did it" buys him time
Anonymous No.213706694 >>213706732
I know that the books veer off into retarded shit, but are they worth reading?
Anonymous No.213706703
>>213706638
At that point does it even matter? Just ditch his phone and never see prater again. They don't know where dex actually lives or his real name
Anonymous No.213706716
>>213706710
>>213706710
>>213706710
Anonymous No.213706732
>>213706694
From what I gather, yes
Anonymous No.213706750 >>213706860 >>213706905
Here's my theory on what happens.
>Angels dies. How it happens is unclear, but the point is he dies.
>Angel has a failsafe package set in place that he has to check in on every 30 days otherwise it's sent.
>Angel doesn't check in, the package is mailed to Miami PD.
>Has all of Angel's evidence on Dexter being the bhb, and a tape that says "play me".
>Quinn and Masuka put the tape into a VCR.
>Angel is sitting in front of a camera: "I went after Dexter...(followed by an explanation as to why Dex is BHB and if he "dies" in this timeframe it must be because Dex killed him)
>Quinn looks at Masuka
>Masuka looks at Quinn pissed as fuck and he raises his S&W 500 into frame
>Intense music swells
>*title credits and Dexter theme plays*
Anonymous No.213706860
>>213706750
>quinn looks at masuka
>it must have been self defense
Anonymous No.213706905
>>213706750
I dunno if Quinn would care and he knows how difficult Dexter is to deal with.
Anonymous No.213707678
The mess is accumulating. Not only Angel, but Angela (bravo) is still alive and she knows about Dexter. Claudette seems to have enough instinct to listen to Batista.

Let's not forget the retarded Jonah Mitchell is alive and he knows too.

I don't think Lumen would do anything against Dexter.