Thread 213709933

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Anonymous 8/15/2025, 9:49:43 PM No.213709933 >>213709991 >>213710058 >>213710107 >>213710249 >>213710302 >>213710325

Captain America

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*DING*
Your boyfriend is ready!

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 9:52:08 PM No.213709991 >>213711691

>>213709933 (OP)
bitches would still complain

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 9:52:38 PM No.213710008 >>213710036 >>213710226

i have the body of pre-serum captain america

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 9:53:41 PM No.213710036 >>213710050 >>213710226 >>213710340

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>>213710008
I have the body of fat Thor
wanna trade?

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 9:54:26 PM No.213710050 >>213710226

>>213710036
I'd have to train and go on a strict diet to achieve that

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 9:54:45 PM No.213710058 >>213713847

>>213709933 (OP)
>Steroids are le good

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 9:56:44 PM No.213710107

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>>213709933 (OP)
Say what you want, but the body transformation Chris Evans achieved for this movie was unprecedented and is still unrepeated until now. Not even peak Christian Bale could have gone from left to right in ONE movie.

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 10:01:30 PM No.213710226

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>>213710008
>>213710036
>>213710050
I want his girlfriend's body. How can I kidnap her?

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 10:02:17 PM No.213710249

>>213709933 (OP)
natty?

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 10:04:29 PM No.213710302 >>213710322

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>>213709933 (OP)

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 10:05:29 PM No.213710322

>>213710302
Sabrina?

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 10:05:35 PM No.213710325

>>213709933 (OP)
>Cause I'm a super soldier yes I am

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 10:06:06 PM No.213710340

>>213710036
I HAVE THE BODY OF A PIG

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 10:07:14 PM No.213710368

NO!!! DON'T TURN IT OFF! I CAN TAKE IT! THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I'LL LEAVE THE FRIEND-ZONE!

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 10:10:14 PM No.213710420 >>213712093 >>213712160

>women is attracted to man's valor but refuses to date him because he's short
>man becomes giga-chad via magic and she decides to date him

Was the blackpill intentional?

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 11:04:40 PM No.213711691

>>213709991
>small cock
and they have every right to

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 11:20:01 PM No.213712093 >>213712133

>>213710420
Nah they just don't give a shit. If you are small as a man, it's true no one gives a shit about you.

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 11:21:45 PM No.213712133 >>213712561

>>213712093
Just like fat or ugly or old women

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 11:22:54 PM No.213712160

>>213710420
Women would all still reject him for being polite.

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 11:39:11 PM No.213712561

>>213712133
All three of those groups have easier times getting into relationships than sub-par men

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:25:48 AM No.213713847

>>213710058
yup i still love tony burning him in that avengers talk that he is just another roided guy