Thread 213711276

ITT: Post the best kino snacks

>>213711297
I used to eat so much sour candy but it always hurt my teeth, still miss it.

>>213711399
>>213711297
based

>>213711297
based beyond belief

crablegs for me

pralines in the shape of seafood

>>213711478
....Why are those a thing? I'm German and I never considered until now how weird that is

>>213711491
It's Belgian, retard.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruits_de_mer_(chocolate)
And the answer is "because normalfags will buy any chocolates that look slightly exotic even if they taste the same"

Candy is for children.

>>213711491
The shoki is good. For all I care they could all look like cocks.

>>213711525
The beauty of being an adult is that you don't need to care that you're the only adult at the grocery store buying candy

>>213711342
there's a piece of trash on your floor

>>213711525
That's a full meal and not really a snack.

My wife doesn’t let me have food in the tv room, or sit on the furniture because we’re saving it for company.

>>213711276 (OP)
ibs is destroying my lifr

>>213711649
Oh shit. you're right, thanx anon

>>213711702
How do you even get IBS and how do I prevent it

>>213711478
fucking love guylians

>>213711661
Can you even eat this in public or do you have to put it inside a paper bag?

>>213711724
no idea just started happening at 32

>>213711276 (OP)
>snacks
That's a meal.

>>213711724
Sibo, sifo, stress

>>213711789
If you eat it in small bites, it's a snack

>>213711746
Your mom ate a bag of dicks.

stand back plebeians

>>213711905
>>213711876
is this real? how did they train the cats to cook?

>>213711905
What's the rice version of chow mein called

>>213711876
>>213711905
asians can't cook

>>213711876
fake. Cats do not use foodsticks.

>>213711983
>foodsticks

>>213711662
my nigga

>>213711950
They usually cook the cats too.

>>213711649
Yeah Madeline Miller really is trash

>>213711966
chao fan

>>213712047
Thanks. Love that shit

>>213711983
That's why they get the cats to do the cooking.

>>213712150
me on the right

>>213711276 (OP)
these guys of processed assembled snack food kits are GOATED. just really expensive, but theres always a time where paying for quick picnic or snacks is worth it.

>>213712150
ahh yes the common "lets set our camera up on us before we eat our grease slop" you do that all the time, right?

>>213711478
belgian ok chocolate sold as expensive snobby chocolate

>>213712947
where my greek salad bros at

>>213713048
YWNBAW

im jealous of people who can digest food without needing to take pills

>>213711297
I want them so bad

>>213713064
YWABO (you will always be obese)
>>213712947
>>213713048
this is my favorite meal kit from superstore (canada) they have so much bachelor stuff

>>213711297
berry trollis are the best

>>213713085
What's ails you, friend?

>>213711876
>No meat based protein
That cat is going to die eating like this

>>213713048
I love olives and feta. So good.
>>213713064
homosexual

>>213711763
is it post vax?

>>213713085
my ex had IBS she could eat anything it would just be bad afterwards. and certain foods would set it off more. what's it like for you?

>>213712768
ghastly

>>213714020
If I eat milk or salads, I'll shit uncontrollably and fart a lot for 24 hours.

>>213714084
>nigga has lactose intolerance and thinks it's IBS

>>213714084
wtf what do you mean by a salad, like any vegetables will fuck you up ?

>>213711276 (OP)
yeah well the thing is, im allergic to vegetables you see

>>213713173
>>213714020
got an illial resection
cant reabsorb my bile acids
if i dont take loperamide an hour before any meal, whatever i eat comes out as a burning mostly liquid a few hours later.

be thankful for your good digestion this shit is debilitating lol, if the supply chain of immodium is ever disrupted im going to shit myself to death
>>213714084
why did you pretend to be me stop it, also you're probably just lactose intolerant and your salads have a cream dressing or some shit

>>213714258
forgot to mention ex smoked a lot of weed to deal with it, maybe it wasnt the right thing or maybe it could help you a bit

>>213711276 (OP)
i give myself a high colonic using coffee before i go into the kinoplex, and if i dont like the movie i "flush my bowels" onto the fine upholstery

>>213711563
>tfw buying all the discount candy the day after halloween or easter
I look forward to an impacted bowel every year when I forget the human digestive track is not equipped to handle three pounds of almond joys.

love wokslop

>>213714432
This, but I add some vodka and oxymorphone to the boof.

>>213711276 (OP)
chicharrones/pork rinds
Especially when there's a giant one buried in the middle of the bag.

>>213711297
Sour and Metroid are connected in my mind

>>213711276 (OP)
When I, a real person who doesn't have millions of dollars, am watching kino films like Black Adam I enjoy chicken and broccoli with a shot of Teremana Tequila. Stay litty.

>>213713130
>canada
I'm glad I'm in texas where you can't throw a rock without hitting a tex mex place or food truck with top tier tacos for cheap.
Our grocery store does the meal kits that are 100% ready to go, just take off the plastic and throw it in the oven for 10-20 minutes, throw the little foil tray in there, which you can eat out of, which means you get a proper home cooked meal with literally zero prep, and the only cleanup is washing a fork and knife.
Right now they've got these flank steak pinwheels, they're pounded flat, with spinach, feta, and diced olives laid on it and rolled up into a pinwheel.

>>213711478
I would fuck that thing up right now.

>>213711649
Can we have at least one thread without name calling?

>>213715038
faggot

>>213711698
Women like that still exist?

a nice, tall glass of water with ice

strawbare

>>213713130
I wish they sold these where I live.

>>213711876
>>213711905
I see the AI misinterpreted "asian cat cooking"

>>213715282
why his penis eating strawbery?

>>213716299
what does your penis eat?

>>213716333
petroleum jelly mostly

>>213711905
Do a pajeet cat

ill throw hands over this

What's best to snack on while watching Serpico? I have Doritos, Fritos, Triscuits, hummus, chips and salsa, and tzatziki. I'll just eat all of it lol.

>>213718927
>tzatziki
Implying I wouldn't just lick that directly out of the tub.

>>213711342
Alcoholism is the most boring, normie, and cringe addiction.

>>213711905
>asians not burning the cat alive and eating it

>>213711616
That sounds so good.