Thread 213712899

>THIS SUMMER
>IN A WORLD
>CRAWLING WITH
>*record scratch*
>...Labubus?
Could it work? Would it make a billion?

>>213712899 (OP)
>Would it make a billion?
people would buy tickets just to get into a fist fight over the limited edition labubu popcorn vessels. Who the fuck cares what the plot is

this is just a ripoff of Where the Wild Things Are

>>213712899 (OP)
it wouldn't work because this fad would be dead before it even got green lit. then four years later they'd finally release the movie and nobody would even remember wtf a labubu is

women are all mindless cattle and are told what to like.

Sylvanian families except demonic!!

>>213712899 (OP)
Should I get one of those belt keychain things?

labubus are based, anti-social hipsters just countersignal them to try to sound unique

>>213713147
It won't help you pass.

>>213713160
consumerism is never based

>>213713160
I unironically am obsessed with how obsessed people are with them. My girlfriend threatens to buy me one which would be a waste of money but I also do think they're based.

>>213712899 (OP)
A zoomercore Labubu adaptation would surely have to star plushy-enthusiast SNOOD

>>213713190
You never think about consumerism at all until you see a labubu and your NPC programming kicks in because you read online it's cool to call them consumerist. Perfect example of the type of person I'm talking about and why labubus are funny

>>213713076
This. It's already happening with skibidi toilet.

>>213713190
where do you think you are

By the time this movie would hit, the fad will have been long over. But Hollywood of course never cares and would release it anyway to mediocre reception and the movie would be used as meme fodder just like The Emoji Movie.

>>213712899 (OP)
Barbie and Minecraft are the same quality(both are bad) but Barbie earned more because it's a massive financial crisis right now.
so if Labubu movie is bad, then IP name is not enought for a billion right now.

>>213713314
and fnaf

>>213713076
My favorite fidget spinner spec script ended up being the movie "weapons".

>>213713408
Fnaf managed to capture a massive audience of gay zoomers who swear by it because they know nothing else. It's a cut above Skibidi Toilet, but that's not saying much.

Y'all's salty because your labubu collection is worth less than 20k$

>>213713477
I don't count niches of autistic homosexuals as part of the global zeitgeist

>>213713160
>>213713298
>look at me being contrarian and insufferable
no reddit you don't fit in

>>213713636
your "global zeitgeist" is just things you like
>>213713585
are these fuckers actually worth serious money?

>>213712899 (OP)
what the fuck is this astroturfed ip even

>>213713636
Ok, well wether you do or not doesn't change the fact that for whatever reason it has more staying power than the two examples listed in this thread

>>213713585
us uncs remember beanie babies.

>>213713680
>your "global zeitgeist" is just things you like
Yes.

>>213713680
>are these fuckers actually worth serious money?
Oh anon you have no idea

>>213712899 (OP)
Say what you will, at least Pokemon cards are beautiful

>>213712899 (OP)
Nobody will care anymore by the time filming is done

>>213713143
Hey whatever happened with the Sylvanian people throwing a shitfit over that chick doing stop motion with them.

>>213712899 (OP)
>Chris Pratt is… LABUBU
>”Uhh, yeah! That just happened!”

>>213713477
>Fnaf managed to capture a massive audience
>Not even 300 million in Box office money
Stop coping over your dumbass baby chuck e cheese game furries jerk off to.

>>213714185
>t. pokephile

>>213714674
I do not care about fnaf. I am just aware that it has a sizable enough audience that it has become a franchise and can afford to be particular about its collaborations and merchandising. Not sure why this made you so upset.

>>213712899 (OP)
are those things even copyrighted?
They were already popular two years ago in the brown shithole areas of the world, and to me it looked like they were just cheap aliexpress toys

This summer.... The new you....

is... Labubu?

Rob Schneider.... Is....

The Labubu

>>213713095
i've always wondered if theres a group of women who see labubus as ick

>>213714738
Because it's not massive. Minecraft is massive. You can't even try to fall back on "well akshually the FNAF movie was shit so nobody watched it." Because A minecraft Movie made close to a billion. A video game one man can pump out sequels for that are essentially identical isn't staying power.

>>213713298
boy what a sizzling hot take

>>213713298
stop stealing NL's takes and posting them here like its your own, bro

>>213712899 (OP)
This shit would die off by december

This is my labubu. Say something nice to him.

>>213712899 (OP)
>Labubus?
what the hell is a labubu

These fucking stupid ass dolls make me want to strangle anyone who even knows what they are

>>213715175
looks like chinkshit

I AM THE OWNER

>>213715188
Sounds like you're labootyblasted, faggot

>>213712899 (OP)
>Could it work?
maybe if they tried to minionize them

>>213715160
is that the rarer grey one?

>>213715229
Imagine being asked by sluts every single day to buy them these hideous monsters. It's driving me insane

>>213713697
the next beanie-baby, nft, pokemon cards, crypto
tricking normies into thinking theyre participating in a get-rich-quick scheme by buying these things

>>213715325
Nah the secret is the black one with rainbow teeth. But i ain't spending $500 for that

didn't they JUST have some nude doll shit

>>213714303
>Rihanna is… LABUBETTE??

Is this the next big hard rubber face thumb sucking doll with blinking eyes and a soft plush body?

>>213714857
Ok. It’s slightly less than massive, but it still has more staying power than skibidi toilet and labubus and will likely outlast both due to a devoted fanbase. Will that calm you down?

>>213713065
They were created by AI so they probably are

>>213715596
>the film's "story" ends with Labubuette singing a Rihanna song while her fellow Labubus sip on Matcha tea and munch on dubai chocolate while scrolling TikTok
>>213717029
Labubus were already on the toy market a whole decade ago. They're only popular now because of Kpop and retarded TikTokers.

>>213715596
Labubus are unisex

>>213715160
he looks gay and ugly. you should tell him hes a waste of money

>>213717470
Akshually Labubus are girls and Zimomos are boys

>>213713076
yeah. though the Minecraft movie was late to the game and seemed to be a decent sized dent in the box office.
>>213713409
wait what

There are dozens of Japanese mascots that are way better than this cheap Beijing shit. Hell, I even collect a few of them myself.

I still say PopMart and Labubu is another psy-op from the CCP. PopMart is Beijing company and social media like TikTok has been pushing it for a while.

>>213718236
Sure but japs dont sell them in the west much less advertise them

My labubus...

>>213712899 (OP)
Why are goycattle so fucking retarded?

>>213713298
An actual cunt? On my /tv/?

>>213715160
Is this thing that's been floating around my workplace for a while a labubu?

>>213715334
Maybe don't hang around with whores

>>213715498
Are you thinking of M3GAN 2.0?

>>213718726
It really is a shame it's mostly only figures that make their way west besides for the biggest mega franchises, gooks seem a lot better at exporting their shit.

>>213713026
A labubu popcorn vessel would break the economy

They should make Nugget movie instead

>>213718726
>Japs don’t advertise their mascots in the west
Not sure if you’re actually fucking retarded

>>213713095
not all but i am tired of repeating it

test bigger naggot test