Thread 213713413

Arthouse, classics and staging

Oreo milkshake edition

>QOTD
Best milk-based beverage in film?
>Bonus
Best interracial sex scene in a film?

Previous >>213684049

Queen of /film/

>>213713354
Idk about Duwap last release I heard from him was Underdog. that whole era with rich slime gang and such I left in the past

Evening Gadonbros

>>213713508
Kek.

>>213713413 (OP)
>2,600 calories

>>213713367
You didn't say it, but I thought you meant you were so disconnected from the scene that you thought Rocky was underground, whuch would have been a real take back in like 2011.
I guess Nett is not underground since he signed with a major label, but he kinda was underground before that in a Lil Peep kinda way.
I haven't seen the movie, so I don't know what type of dude Spike was going for with Rocky, but I just assumed he was a detective type dude like in the OG film. I can totally see Kray as a detective.
SGP is too big of a schizo, too much of a flake. As a villain he'd be perfect.

>>213713482
He's actually held on pretty good for someone as experimental as he is. I like his comedy shit just as much as his street shit.

Weird ahh Lean type thread. Imma watch Elephant.

>>213713704
>Elephant
Clarke or GVS?

>>213713682
Watch the movie you’ll see what I mean. Rocky’s character is the villain. It’s not how you think it is. You’ll see what I mean. The character is supposed to be older but Jaydee was fucking perfect man. Especially after getting fucked over by gay ass fivio foreign. Jaydee was a great rapper and was probably the best Brooklyn drill rapper for a while until right before he went back to prison for his current sentence. Hope that man is doing okay. Watch the movie though you might like. It was actually a pretty decent movie.

>>213713682
I havent seen the joint but i assume he just picked Rocky because he's a guy who's been under the flashes for a while and already has rudimentaries in acting - much easier than picking some unstable drug addled brownsville drillman

>>213713842
Rocky acted in dope a completely shit piece of ahit movie. It’s not about acting it’s about bressonian models nigga.

>>213713860
You don't even believe that, you're trying too hard

>>213713842
Well you gotta take risks. You try the Brownsville rapper first at least. Bressonian models nigga.

>>213713874
How are you going to tell me what the fuck I believe? I’ve been believing that shit for a very long time. I’ve seen it. The proof is in the pudding.

>>213713887
lets be real croskiliciious. spike hasnt made an inventive flick in a long while. the last film ive heard where they took an all local cast for the most and gave them acting classes was Chouf (2016), a good gangsterish neo noir set in Marseille

>>213713948
>croskiliciious
Fuck off with that. I’m not taking you serious or continuing this shitty little conversation anymore.

>>213714019
wallahi youre cheesin mud

>>213714052
Freak status (genuine question, I don't understand what's going on)?

>>213714162
kmt

>>213713508
Who's the one in yellow?

>>213713413 (OP)
The strawberry milkshake at my local shop is called "Lolita".

>terrible qod
>people talking about the spike lee meme movie

>>213713675
Crustaceans how?

>>213713413 (OP)
>QOTD
The one in Visitor Q.
>Bonus
The one in my sex tape.

>>213714312
That's just milk though, not a milk based beverage, doesn't count.

>>213714343
It's milk and it's based. What's the issue?

>>213713761
Gus'; it's actually looking pretty good. Didn't expect such great camera work in this film. Was kinda shocking seeing all of the Columbine shit in a film so close in time to the shooting.

>>213713830
Aight, I will, seems like I could like it, though I can't fathom Rocky as a villain. Dude is so soft and high fashion, the fuck?

>>213714374
Cheater.

>>213714575
All things considered, there is some piss contained in the milk. The piss possibly containing traces of heroin. Therefore it is a milk-based beverage.

>>213714773
>>213714575

>>213714374
>>213714773
A little green rosetta

>>213715422
You'll make a muffin better

>>213715422
Will make a muffin better.

Just heard about the vampires in Bogots, stay safe colombros.

>>213715458
>>213715459
>1 second part
IT'S BETTA IT'S BETTA IT'S REALLY GETTING BETTA

>>213713413 (OP)
Oreo = Rampling in Nymphomaniac

>>213715489
Bogota*

>>213715505
Rang-tang ding-dong I am the Japanese Sandman, take eight.

>>213715551
>Rampling

>>213715551
Rampling was in Melancholia, not Nymphmaniac.

>>213715581
That being said...

Interspecies relations qualify as interracial, no? That's what I meant to ask.

>>213715654
I would say no, but if milk counts as a milk-based beverage then what the hell.

>>213715489
What the fuck? lol

Feuille de /film/

>>213715831
Stop forcing this weird faced bitch who looks like a drawing here.

Feuilles of /film/

>>213715551
>rampling

>>213715628
>max mon amour
hey jonah

>>213715757
Stay away from he hills.

>>213715977
Who's Jonah? The Biblical figure?

>>213715924
They're leaves, not feuilles.

>>213716026
>They're leaves
Esl

>>213716054
Hickory dickory dock

The Life of a Showgirl

>>213716077
Your moms dumb as cock
her favorite flick is harmony korine slop

>>213716091
Yeah, it's like valium, an excellent sleeping aid.

>>213715987
Are they robbing people?

>>213716224
Kidnapping apparently.

>>213715581
Gainsbourg. They are merging into one in hag era

Are we all agreed the cinema is a worthless archaic tradition that deserved to die? I have better memories huddled round a 13" laptop with 4 friends watching Life of Brian for the first time than any time i've ever been to the normieplex.

>>213716601
>I remember being in Venice onstage with Spike Lee and some others. He was talking about the Cathedral of Cinema, the whole religious aspect of it. And I said, ‘Spike, I’m watching Lawrence of Arabia on my watch, and there are a thousand camels there. I can see every one of them.’ I was joking, but what I meant was, I don’t find the cinema experience all that great. Maybe it’s because I’m older. I don’t feel that communal thing.

>>213716059
My point is that they're Anglo-Canadians.

I am once again shilling for Land of Broken Hearts (2024)
Such a charming picture. Refreshing artistic execution and variety. Emotional depth from the fantastic leads. A fitting music selection. A 100 minute stick of dynamite with snappy cuts and wide lensing variety, though much of it handheld. A dreamy feel to it. I laughed, I cried. I felt the highs and lows of love between two people.
This is fine freeform cinema.

>>213716601
>Are we all agreed the cinema is a worthless archaic tradition that deserved to die?
Not at all. I'm going to see The Searchers in one this afternoon.

>>213716677
Typical Jewish nihilist. Nothing is sacred, nothing matters, only pursuing money, money, money...

>>213716601
Nobody gives a shit about your gay zoomer memories, a film projection on a large screen is the optimal cinematic experience.

"I believe that long takes represent the film of the future. You must be able to make a film in six, seven, eight shots...Short scenes, quick cuts in my view mark the silent film, but the smooth medium shot — with continual camera movement — belongs to the sound film. " — Carl Theodor Dreyer

Thoughts?

>>213713413 (OP)
Does anyone here enjoy the early work of Sion Sono?

>>213716702
That looks like absolute garbage.

>>213716786
Yes.

>>213716786
How early?

>>213716807
1) You don't mean that.
2) The rest of the picture looks different. There's too large of a variety to post here without uploading the whole thing.

>>213716770
Unfathomaly based and Walkoverpilled of course, how i wish that was the majority of cinema now.

>>213716732
Just like ACK!-erman.

>>213716677
Based Spike.

>>213716860
1) I do mean that.
2) I don't trust your tastes in the least, you have Merci la vie in your top 10.

>>213716679
>Sarah's paternal grandfather was of French-Canadian descent; the family surname was originally "Gaudon", and is of French origin.

>While the surname "Fix" is primarily of German origin, it is also found in France, particularly in Alsace and Lorraine. It's a patronymic surname derived from the German personal name "Veit". However, in France, it can also be a metonymic occupational name for someone who gathered or sold firewood

They have French surnames. Cope and seethe cuck.

>>213716923
Wtf did they do to that pie.

>>213716269
They can kidnap deez nuts.

>>213716601
It actually needs to come back. People also need to learn how to have a soul again; when I was a child people used to scream, shout and applaud when hype moments happened in movies. Was glad to see people clapping and hyping up when I saw Train to Busan some years ago, and Superman this year. The world may heal.

>>213716786
He was good to great up until 2013, then he sold out badly and is now one of the worst directors of all time imo.

>>213716923
Ok that's genuinely funny

give me kino

>>213716770
He is talking about slow cinema here. Of which Gertrud is a pioneering early example

>>213716985
Kino Eye by Dziga Vertov (1924)

>>213716985
North Of Normal (2023)

>>213716985
No.

Theodore Huff, one of the leading film critics of the first half of the 20th century, believed that it was the only motion picture worthy of taking its place alongside Beethoven's Symphony No. 5, Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel ceiling paintings, etc., as a separate and central artistic contribution.

Griffith is GOD

>>213716912
I'd go as far as to say Land of Broken Hearts is vaguely similar to Merci la vie based on the visual variety and wacky scenarios. What makes you hate Merci la vie so much?

films like taxi driver?

>>213717066
Cab Conductor.

>>213717066
Pickpocket
Light Sleeper
American Gigolo

>>213717045
MTV quirky fast montage bullshit.

>>213716832
I'm talking his early DV work. Into A Dream, Hazard, Bad Film, I Am Kieko. I fell in love with his early DV work years ago, when I wore a younger man's clothes..

Life is a bitch and then you die.

>>213717038
This is referring to Intolerance (1916)

>>213717066
>>213717101
Fingers, with Harvey Keitel

The more quotes by Cronenberg that are posted the more i dislike him.

>>213717089
Wishful thinking. This shit doesn’t end at death lol even if you wanted it to.

>>213717112
>Hazard
>2005
That is not his "early work", dumbass, i thought you were talking about the shorts and The Room.

>>213717112
>DV work

Double vaginal?

>>213717111
Mr. Eisenstein is shaking in his boots.

>>213716923
Neither are anywhere near as French-Canadian as Sara. Not French-Canadian enough.

>>213716984
He's having a good run this thread (the milkshake post was a strong opener).

>>213717188
Fuck that dead faggot, him and Dziga Vertov.

>>213717187
Shame her never directed some gravure (or even JAV) with his lovely, big-titted gravure idol wife.

>>213717145
His worst crime was making G*don arguably /film/-related.

>>213717247
Eisenstein and Vertov are masters

>>213717247
Monitor your blood pressure Kylie.

>>213717268
Yeah, masters at splicing and gluing, they sure were great at splicing and gluing.

>>213717305
You guys always think i'm mad when i use curses/slurs, i'm perfectly calm, they're there for emphasis.

yall can hate on the 'Berg as much as yall want The Fly and Videodrome are certified classics.

>>213717374
Both shit.

>>213717268
Two clever as hell Jews but the real master was the Ukrainian Dovzhenko

>>213717341
Fair. It just comes off period ragey to me.

2025 has been dire

2025 has been fire

2025 has been totally wired.

Goddamn it I had to watch Kes with subtitles
I feel ashamed

>>213717555
He wants to be a zoomer so bad this guy.

>>213717555
He looks like an evil Leslie Nielsen.

It’s Friday night and I’m about to go watch a film by myself because I have no friends. In fact, I’ve never had a friend, not even once.

>>213717409
This.

>>213717612
I'm an ESL and I understand various British accents just fine. Then I see Americans complaining in reviews that they barely understood anything said in Saturday Night and Sunday Morning or Taste of Honey.

>>213717267
>>213717145
Cronenberg is literally the most based director. He recognized Sarah Gadon's talent and while she was just student in film studies doing minor tv roles. Cronenberg basically launched her career as a professional actress.

>>213717725
We're your friends.

>>213717758
Same, i've only ever had problems a little with scottish people, but it just took a little more concentration.

I can tell Tsai has never had friends also from the way Lee behaves in his movies. I’m basically Lee, but not nearly as beautiful.

>>213717773
If you were my friend, then how come we never hug or make eye contact?

>>213717826
I think part of it is I grew up watching stuff like Blackadder, Only Fools and Horses, Keeping Up Appearances etc on tv.

I crave affection and intimacy, but tonight it’s just me, Tsai and a bottle of wine. How deep in the drank do you have to be have seizures?

>>213717374
This but Crash and Naked Lunch instead

>>213717066
Any Schrader joint; many are mid.

>>213717725
Gotta be trolling.

>>213717953
Not even once!

>>213717374
Both kino. That joke he made about watching Lawrence of Arabia on his watch was retarded though lol

>>213717089
Christopher Hitchens vibes.

>>213717111
>MTV quirky fast montage bullshit.
This actually makes me wanna watch it. If you're allergic to quirky, wacky films, Land of Broken Hearts will probably just piss you off. I liked it though.

>>213717990
>Christopher Hitchens vibes
Sent that freak flying.

>>213717855
The distance.

>>213718103
Kek.

>>213717990
Just checked my watchlist, Land of Broken Hearts is there, probably from the first time Dallefag shilled it, back when i still liked him.

>>213718048
>>213718103
I'm thinking about it again.

Best movie of the year

>>213718206
Spike said so

>>213718206
Just hid this post.

>>213718206
/hor/ is more your speed.

>>213718206
Wait until Sarah Gadon's new kino is in theatres next month

>>213718310
Live Laugh Love ass slop

>>213718310
>Ernie Park

>>213718334
Wow perfectly sums up all my thoughts about that poster and every single Sarah Gadon social media post I’ve been forced to endure here.

>>213718310
Reminder that Sarah Gadon was lactating while filming this.

>>213718343
It's crazy how he paid Wikipedia to IP ban anyone who edits his page to include his real name.

We're all lactating here

>>213718384
>seven seconds later

>>213714773
love to drink her piss ngl

>>213718310
I got a big bold beautiful journey for her right here.

Montpetit is /film/ whether you like it or not.

>>213718604
>never been in a /film/

>My shitty waifu is /film/ whether you like it or not because I say so!
I get it. She’s cute. You heard Brenda Lee sing Emotions while Montpetit danced, and your eyes lit up. You probably resonated with the suicidal kid because I don’t know you’re suicidal yourself. I’m suicidal too, but it doesn’t make the film good or her /film/.

>>213718764
higher rating on letterboxd than any of the Gadon flicks

So many /tv/ threads die without engagement because they aren't about the slop of the moment... Someone wrote a relatively elaborate post on Possession and it died with 0 replies

>>213718851
>someone wrote something about some random 40 yr old slop and it died wtf!!!!

>>213719016
Yeah, but don't you think we have enough Superman threads?

>>213719033
Superman unironically heavily mogs Possession and every Zulawski joint.

>>213719033
theres only millennials and Xers on this site anymore all they have is capeslop or 90s goyslop

>>213718838
That literally means nothing. It would be a film that letterboxd rates high. It’s very predictable on there, but there are plenty of movies they rate high that are garbage and some that they rate low that are kino.

>>213718838
>unironically using cuckboxd ratings as a reference

Meiko Kaji

>>213718851
That sucks. He should've at least given himself a pity bump before letting the thread die.

>>213719055
Some of you have the biggest fucking hateboner for Possession and I'll never understand it.

>>213718961
This is Chris Chan's half-brother btw

>>213719154
Badass.

>>213719086
Being a contrarian is not a personality.

>>213719154
Her music's pretty good as well. It's like 70s J-pop.

>>213719215
Never said it was.

Asian gf kino?

>>213719086
There are movies raved by /film/ AND Letterboxd that are still overrated. Also idk why that anon brought up Gadon when no one has ever been under the impression she is /film/.

>>213719289
Family Romance LLC

>/film/cucks got mindbroken into liking sarah gadon due to the constant spam
kek

>>213718604
Stop forcing, it's embarrassing, you're embarrassing.

>>213719290
Gadon is the queen of /film/

>>213719316
Nobody likes Gadon. We tolerate her because we have to if we want to continue posting here.

>>213718851
>Someone
Just admit it was you.

>>213719342
See, this is not a bad outfit, just too conservative and a little bland.

>>213718764
It's a legitimately good movie. I think you're just annoyed by seeing the actress posted so often lately.

>>213719154
Great intense actress, watch Double Suicide of Sonezaki.

>>213719417
For us its her feet

>>213719422
Actually, believe it or not, I haven’t been on here at all this whole summer. I have been here two days this week because I’m off work and have more time to be here.

Never seen one Sarah Gordon flick. Don't even know what she looks like

>>213719452
I do plan on it. I just downloaded that one yesterday, alongside Yakuza Graveyard and Blind Woman's Curse.

>>213719487
>this whole summer.
But it's winter...

>>213719528
Nice.

>>213719534
It’s fall for me now, but from most of April to the first week of this month, I wasn’t here. I would’ve liked to be here, but I’m at work or out all day and night.

>>213719595
It’s technically still summer even but beginning to turn fall in my city.

>>213717553
I drank a jar of coffee
And then I took some of these

>>213719477
Maybe if she didn't insist of ruining them with nail polish.

>>213719176
His films suck. S tier slopmaker.

>>213719738
You could say that about a handful of directors this general loves to glaze.

need gooner kino immediately

>>213719907
fuck off dingo

>>213719790
Of course, I dismiss any films shilled on here for emotional (ie waifu) reasons.

>>213719907
Stop gooning. You’re setting yourself up for major depression later in life.

>>213719645
My heart and i agreeeeee

>>213720056
>later

>>213719984
Do you not have emotions? Can you not feel, anon, or are you just cold to the touch?

MY HEART
I LOVED HERRRRRR

WAAAAAaaaaahhhh

Speedy Gonzales ass thread.

>>213720123
I have emotions, but I'm mot clouded by them. I can tell when a girl is bad for me, even when I like her.

>>213720141
Indeed, 200 something posts in four hours.

>>213720141
A third are me.

>>213720056
I have a wife so I only goon responsibly
>>213719926
I'm not them

Speedy left, it's Slowpoke Rodriguez now.

>>213715551
lol

>page 8
/film/ would be so much more like /hor/ if we still had Bookum here 24/7 schizoposting and impersonating other posters under different trips. I can't handle two generals like that.

>>213719085
The 80s never ended

>>213721533
April 4th 1987

>>213721582
qrd?

>>213721602
April 4th 1987

>>213721636
Cool

>>213721644
April 4th 1987

>>213714242
Some of the stuff used in it is processed with the same equipment as crustaceans. It has potential for cross contamination so it needs to list it as an allergen to not get sued if it happens.

>>213721943
April 4th 1987

>>213722521
You got me, Gadonfag.

Quite a very mid ahh flick.

>>213722598
Watch the Clarke film that this was named after

>>213722614
I think I'll go on into Zero Day. It's crazy how extremely edgy (and cringe) Elephant was, like the shooting part was straight up comic book material.

>>213722674
School shooters are edgelords who commit to the bit, the tone was more than appropriate.

>>213722750
As a school shooter connoiseur, I disagree. I think most of them are just playing either le ironic clown or le indifferent chad to mask the extreme feelings of rage that boil below the surface. I've seen all of the Columbine tapes, many of Pekka Eric Auvinen's "natural selector" vids, read Samantha Rupnow's manifesto, etc., and they all seem like vulnerable ahh fellas seething below the mask; they are not le INTJ mastermind types like those shown in Elephant.

>>213722787
That's a common part of Costa Rican lingo

>>213722875
No mames wey.

>>213722875
Costa Rica really is a shithole, isn’t it?

>>213722920
One of the best countries in the world frfr, ong.

>>213722920
Compared to what surrounds it, it's fucking Switzerland.

>>213722920
100%

>>213718387
Ewww

>>213723338
Nigga said

>>213723338
Really captures the essence of her repulsiveness, well done.
>>213723378
Lmao

>>213723338
Looks like an aged Sweeney here

>>213723378
I remember this episode.

Gonna try a Fosse double feature before it gets bright out.

>>213719907
Meridian by Charles Band.

>>213724370
Gorillas In The Mist and 2Gorrilla2Mistious?

will I enjoy woman in the dunes in I'm not a woman or a gay man?

>>213724597
That's Fossey.

Weird thread

Chantalbros?

Posting trannyboxd reviews should warrant an instant ban.

>>213725090
Asking that question means you're entirely retarded, and if you're retarded you'll probably not enjoy it, so don't bother.

>>213725090
It's made for straight men

>>213725720
The only ones that irritate me personally are all SupremeLemmin reviews and whenever somebody posts a political rant/dissertation some literally who wrote like we're supposed to care. Bonus points if Marxism or Palestine are mentioned.

Just fapped.

Just fucked.

Just served cunt.

>>213725531
i jerk off to videos of torn apart Palestinians

Fuck Sergio Leone.

>>213726131
Behave

>>213726078
Wow, edgy.

>>213713675
Unless you drink this shit every day or like three or four times a week there's no way it will kill you.
Most normal people only drink stuff like this once in a blue moon when they go out

>>213725920
This. This is why S*lly J*ne Bl*ck must be blocked right after you make an account.

I've realised i cannot stand germans speaking english.

Radu Jude sissies...what the fuck is this....
https://youtu.be/pzgPsRel9j8

>>213726667
Been watching Herzog docs?

>>213726783
No, watching some german guy interview a girl, don't think i'll be able to finish it.

And once you forget your affection for the human race
Reduce yourself to a zero and, baby, then you'll fall right in place

>>213726395
Yeah, i'll have a milkshake every couple of months or so.

ITS UP!!!!!111!!!
https://pitchfork.com/news/listen-to-asap-rocky-new-highest-2-lowest-songs/

is it kino?

>>213727273
Highest 2 Lowest features the most transgressive scene of the 2020s so far

>>213727347
QRD?

>>213727423
Unfortunately no one can be told what the scene is. You have to see it for yourself.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueFilm/comments/1mrn614/eggers_pasolini_subjectivity_and_making_art_in_a/

I know it's (you)

>>213727497
Why are you on Reddit?

>>213727533
I'm not

>>213727584
this nigga sending reddit links and then immediately lying he ain't on Reddit

>>213727601
I don't have an account, but I scroll through r/filmtheory and r/truefilm once a day, problem?

>>213727533
>>213727601
Freak status?

>>213727657
>problem
Absolutely.

>i'm not on reddit
>i'm just on reddit

>>213727666
>>213727686
The only thing you can do about it is cry.

>>213727710
The only tears are from laughter.

>>213727654
Uno Farto is a deluded fraud

We're all redditors here.

Favorite Sjostrom film?

do they serve oreo milkshakes this early?

>>213728977
The Phantom Carriage

>>213728977
The Outlaw and His Wife > He Who Gets Slapped > The Wind

Anyone seen this masterpiece? What caused the Christ larper to go back to normal? Because he started having doubts when he failed to bring his sister-in-law back for the first time?

>>213729413
You should watch Terje Vigen, adapted from the poem of Henrik Ibsen. The Wind is terrible indeed, his lesser films are all made in Slopwood.

We're all familiar with Terje Vigen here.

Morning Gadonbros

>>213729526
If I could summarize this movie in one word it would be 'fake'. It pretends to ask important questions about faith, but at no point is there any doubt about what the director believes. The questions posed are not posed because the director intends to challenge Christianity, but to set up a false conflict that will eventually be resolved by God's miracle anyway. Imagine how interesting this film would have been if it simply stuck to questioning without answering. If it had been a thought-provoking film about the struggle for faith, both for the religious and the irreligious, rather than a propaganda film in favour of God, it would have been an extraordinarily intriguing film. But the director chose ideology above art and false certainty above doubt and henceforth invalidates its own weight.

>>213730337
Perhaps, the ending is powerful in my opinion because it almost makes you believe miracles can happen.

I saw Ordet was on Netflix but when I clicked on it its some remake. What a garbage platform.

>>213730945
Wait until Sarah Gadon's new show premieres next month

>>213731433
>Female to Male tranny makes an entire series just to insert himself as Sarah Gadon's husband

>>213731613
He's a man

>*bobs head*
Good morning Gadonbros

>>213731635
Freak status?

>>213731613
>>213731629
What if the tranny is gadonfag?

>>213731682
I think that's probably true

>>213731657
In orbit
...around Andromeda!

>>213731682
Jarvis, pull up the Gadonbro dick incident

>>213731768
FATALITY

>>213731433
Looks dreadful.

>>213731825
Its kino

seanpony bake

How long are these last posts going to be stretched out for?

Gadon bake?

>>213731833
>How do you do, fellow men?

>>213726778
he went insane

>>213731841
on it

>>213731870
We're jelqing these threads

I'm on it for real.

>>213731878
He can beat you up and steal your girlfriend, don't get too uppity lil chuddie

We're all uppity here.

>>213732070
Sorry bro

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