Thread 213714836

I drank the vodka

I drank the $9 Pinot Gris

>>213714836 (OP)
I'm drinking the vodka now.

is this the thread?

I drank the vodka every day for 15 years and now I feel like my organs are slowly shutting down.

>>213715040
Black coffee will help the inflammation try for 3 cups a day, decaf is fine too if you get the jitters.

Keep it safe, boys! I'm patrolling my area making sure no ruckus is happening

>>213715019
Nobody snorts coke alone right?

>>213715088
Yeah, haha. Could you even imagine

>>213715088
never. I've never done that.

>>213715019
What does this feel like

the best part of my week is leaving the office on friday and getting druk in these threads

>>213715183
It feels VERY sad.

Post your music recs

>>213715073
Mad lad. Can you pick me up a double Filet o Fish from maccas?

>>213714836 (OP)
11am on a saturday winter morning sipping a gordon's and sprite in bed phoneposting. no wife nagging, no kids running around. just me, happy, content, relaxed, comfy. what a life!

>>213715183
Amazing for about an hour, then terrible for at least 24 hours.

>>213715073
>He drank another beer as he drove along. Two and a half six-packs to Lee's Ferry. Out there in the open Southwest, he and his friends measured highway distances in per-capita six-packs of beer. L.A. to Phoenix, four six-packs; Tucson to Flagstaff, three six-packs. Phoenix to New York, thirty-five six-packs. (Time is relative, said Heraclitus a long time ago, and distance a function of velocity. Since the ultimate goal of transport technology is the annihilation of space, the compression of all Being into one pure point, it follows that six-packs help. Speed is the ultimate drug and rockets run on alcohol. Hayduke had formulated this theory all by himself.)

>>213715284
Been on a DnB kick lately:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5rOh4Pps10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-i4_8YEBW8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDHnPIaBE6M&list=RDuDHnPIaBE6M&start_radio=1

>>213715349
yeah it's true, I did it twice last month. need to keep hitting lines at least every hour, it wears off fast. next day cant sleep and feel like shit. fucked up my sleeping for the next few days actually.

>>213715377
Nice

Cocaine is amazing when with friends. Not worth the comedown at all though

>>213715183
I've never had nearly that much coke but it makes your gums+teeth completely numb then geeks you up for a good couple of hours. The next day is awful but that's the same with MDMA and almost any come down from hard drugs. LSD is the only hard drug I've ever had that doesn't ruin you the next day you'll still feel amazing you just have to readjust to the everyday reality of the world

>>213715427
I did some a couple times this year, was pretty good quality I think, for the first time in many years. After the first line it feels like you're just chasing the first. Not really worth doing more than one line, or doing at all really, especially if you have no sedatives.

>>213715526
If it geeked you out for hours, you're snorting amphetamines you dip

>>213715501
Ideally, it should be mixed with playing musical instruments, especially with other musicians, playing vidya, especially with friends, or having sex. and it def is not worth the comedown.

>>213715575
I'm not talking about completely out of your mind but when you're at parties/out it doesn't completely wear off in 20 minutes like people here say. You'll still have juice for close to two hours it's just not that initial geeked up/motormouth when you first rail a line

>>213715526
Yep, never had a problem coming down from mushrooms or LSD.

>>213715624
This nigga snorting amphetamines! Even with good coke the feelsGoodman is gone in like 30 minutes and you're left with some jitters

>>213715629
100% whack

2cb is the top tier drug

>>213715679
I've snorted coke, meth and MDMA. I think I can tell the difference

for meg er det Regnvær
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGPJfbF7J1A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfBqP8607MI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph62ThA81tI

>>213715526
>>213715538
I actually prefer weed/gummies to either coke or md. Lasts longer, more trippy, and can sleep afterwards. Also a fraction of the price so definitely more bang for your buck.

Why is drinking alone/online so much better than being at the pub?

>>213715853
Only good pubs I know are ones where it's not too busy, the music's decent, and you occasionally end up having a decent conversation with some randoms. More often than not, I just end up reading something on my phone and leaving after 2 beers.

>>213715841
I liked weed until I got into dispensary vapes that are really high potency and ruined my tolerance. I'm currently taking break of at least a month since I wasn't feeling anything at all from it anymore. At least that doesn't happen with alcohol.

I remember the comfy threads every week we used to have a couple of years ago. Times change

>>213715853
drinking at a bar sucks dog dick. loud music and too many pisshead drunks talking loud or looking for trouble. drinks costing $20 each. wouldn't even bother unless it's with coworkers and we can put it on the company tab.

>>213716024
my coworker used to get these great weed gummies here. not legal here so it's semi underground still. haven't been able to get any for a while though. was able to get a delta thc weedvape from the US last year, might have to do that again. i don't like smoking the flower since i quit smoking cigs

I will never drink. Not even a single drop of alcohol

I drank the twisted tea rocket pop edition

>>213716185
Well done

>>213716124
I don't like smoking flower either really since it's a whole process of grinding it, packing a pipe/rolling a joint, cleaning the pipe after if you use that etc. Vapes are much more convenient but they're usually much more potent so it's easy to ruin your tolerance fast.

>>213716185
didn't ask

Imagine

>fake /tv/ druks acting like they're big time drukers

Get on her level

>>213716664
>beer
not even once

>>213714836 (OP)
I prevent myself from becoming a full on alcoholic by not allowing myself to drink until 8:00PM but I just drank the vodka and it’s only 7:00.

>>213716664
sex with japanese alcoholic gf

boys, what's even the point anymore? am i meant to work endlessly for nothing other than the chance to buy a bunch of material shit i don't event want? it all feels like a joke. i walk around and i don't even recognise the world around me. there's something really fucking wrong with the way life is now, but i don't know what to do. is this all a tragedy, or do i not even get that?

>>213715853
because you're not surrounded by drunk faggots

I miss the times I was getting drunk often

Usually with 0 side effects

I started going to gym, working etc and don't really want to drink anymore that much. It was the funnest time of my life, those 5 years. Eh. Hope to repeat it again sometime. Comfy AF.

>>213716844
>am i meant to work endlessly for nothing other than the chance to buy a bunch of material shit i don't event want
Pretty much yeah. Except now everything's expensive as fuck and crap quality, so the deal's gone sour.

>>213715853
75% of the people at a bar are trying to get laid and 10% want to get into a fight so there’s this underlying feeling of competition and danger.

>>213716980
consumer culture really is the death of me

>>213716844
I've never been that materialistc so the oworld does feel shallow as fuck, all the stuff you're supposed to chase. anyways cheers anon

>>213716058
>Times change

Yeah, time tends to do that... and leaves us behind.

>>213716844
Just have fun

>>213717452
Will someone get this Epicurean out of here?

WAKE THE FUCK UP /tv/ no doom posting only fun drukposting

>>213716844
I thought it was Just me. I have given up just listening to Audiobooks while looking at this weird world I live in and every time I tell myself I need to pull myself out of this, isolation is transforming me into a monster I go to the real world where people are sexting AI bots, Everyone is A-ok with cheating on each other, what >>213716980 said And everyone is fine with companies and the government raping them over the coals left and right.

I'm supposed to find a family in all of this? I'm supposed to enjoy this?

>12 days sober
I am so fucking bored, bros.

>>213717850
I'll drink to that

>>213717850
You got through the hardest part at least

>>213714920
Literally me last night.

>>213717904
The hardest part, by far, is staying sober.
Back when I was kind of bad I would binge, go through 2-3 days of hellish tremors, insomnia, and then nightmares and sweat-soaked panic awakenings when I actually managed to sleep for 20 minutes. Days when I was so wobbly and weak I could barely walk down the stairs like an elderly man. But at the same time it felt kind of good because I knew I was paying the price for my actions and "getting better."

I'm extremely glad to be out of that cycle, for now at least. Taking up exercise has worked for me.

I have a co-worker who drinks every night and takes drugs at the weekend and he's the best worker we have. How do I achieve this greatness?

Vodka

>>213717689
>I'm supposed to find a family in all of this? I'm supposed to enjoy this?
dont fall for the family meme. im here shit posting in the garage, looking busy, while my wife and kids are inside. it's just as soulless raising the next generation of worker bots

>>213718108
Drink every night and take drugs on the weekends, obv

Tom Cruise was really great in Bartender, he doesn't get enough credit for that role

>>213714836 (OP)
I drank the Mezcal Negroni

>>213718189
see (you) in hell

>>213718226
>see (you) in hell
sooner rather than later, friend

>>213716844
Secretly masturbate in public places. It’s harder now with cameras everywhere but it’s given me a new spice to life. I jerked off at home all the time so I figured I’d try it in other places and it’s made me feel alive again. Start by secretly drinking in public and work up to masturbation.

>>213718212
I know you're joking, but that is a god-awful movie.

>>213718271
>I know you're joking, but that is a god-awful movie.
Elizabeth Shue and Kokomo? can't beat that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP07Oyr7enQ

>hate drinking
>get piss-tested
>plugs for shrooms/lsd disappeared
>Oh well I guess I'll get addicted to these instead!

>>213718108
he probably has good ya yo

>>213718271
It’s not god awful it’s just retarded in hindsight. Most 80’s movies are and that’s what makes them fun.

>>213718330
>plugs for shrooms/lsd disappeared
save your live kidneys/liver and download tor. tor dot taxi, check the mail a few days later, profit

>>213718108
I did this and made an off hand comment about a lesbian and got in trouble at work. People did enjoy my company though.

>>213716844
The one thing that gives me hope: all the bullshit in society today feels absolute and inevitable. It's like there's no possibility of change or even the possibility of an idea of change. But I bet if you go back a few hundred years, so did the divine right of kings. Shit's fucked right now. Doesn't mean it will be in the future.

>>213718330

>shrooms

Shrooms are kind of everywhere you can just ask around. I was at a farmers market and some dude sold shrooms.

>>213716844
you just need to keep finding something to fight for.

How do I get a druk gf

does this end with me killing myself?

How on earth do you get your hands on a bag anyway if you got no connections, and without getting stabbed in some sketchy part of town.

>>213716844
I work to spend a ridiculous amount of money on fine wine.

>>213718593
Just go to party or talk to people at a pub and someone will pull some out

>>213718521
Nope. Ends with you moving out to the country, seeing a bunch of hedgehogs on the edge of the woods, and planting a bunch of nice shrubs and berry bushes and whatnot for them to live in. You become widely renowned as talented yet reclusive topiarist. Sorry to spoil things for you.

>>213718419
I thought about using that before but I don't trust people not to lace shit with fentanyl/who knows what, plus the potential of the package being intercepted.

>>213718032
True. We can all have a terrible experience and quit for a month, eventually. The hardest thing is to turn that into a year, or forever, when you need to.

I don't get depressed druk fags. I'm always happy when drunk

>>213718419
i don't know shit so excuse my ignorance but what's the chances on that shit getting tracked? i've never used proxies or anything. again, please excuse my ignorance.
>>213718482
i want to grow but i also own funs, which doesn't seem like the risk is worth the reward keeping them in the same house.

>>213718259
this is why I come here, to read posts like that omega lul

Anons, I finally watched this film. Of course I love Denzel, the GOAT of Black actors. But I'm supposed to root for an alcoholic drug addict who chugged vodka while piloting a full passenger jet and still wasted from the night before? And cry over the whore flight attendant?

>>213716844
your purpose is to glorify God and follow Jesus Christ. without that, yes life is pointless and there's literally no reason not to neck yourself since every single person is worth no more than a cockroach and will die eventually anyway.

>>213718706
>I don't trust people not to lace shit with fentanyl/who knows what
only buy herb, so dont really worry about that. test kits though
>>213718706
>plus the potential of the package being intercepted.
yet to happen to me, 'no idea why someone would mail that to me?, must be trying to get me in trouble'. always comes from a arts/crafts or autoparts return address. and the smart ones add extra weights to the box, so don't freak out if theirs a bag of sand in there with it

>>213718869
the movie is not very good. neither is this forced meme

>>213718517
work at bar, date the wait staff

I hope i'm not hungover too much tomorrow. Night bros

>>213718032
Yeah the boring part is usually the hardest thing about doing anything. Once the emotions are gone and you're just living you hate everything and have nothing to do because addictions used to take up all of your time. That's why you have to find replacements, that old saying "Idle hands are the Devil's plaything" is still around for a reason.

>>213716910
dimes machine

>>213718593
darknet

>>213716664
>Drinking early on your day off
Based.

>>213715362
Have a (You). Cheers.

>>213718922
I don't mind a "bad" movie. I mind subversion, which shows up in the bad and good these days.

>>213716058
Hello, old friends.
>Captcha: Ay, John

>>213718869
>>213718922
No, you're supposed to praise John Goodman's performance, get /druk/ and shitpost with the boys while also pointing how the junkie gf subplot felt a little flat.

>>213719218
John!

>>213715073
Holy based

>>213715526
I feel amazing the next day, probably do only a pussy amount though
>LSD is the only hard drug
I've done acid 8 times this year... Should I slow down? It feels so good

>>213719688
8 times in 8 months is fine. If you start doing it more than once a week you'll notice massive diminishing returns so that's the only thing I'd warn against. Try and have at least 7 days between dropping tabs preferably 2 weeks

>>213715073
Hope your dumb ass meets a ditch without hurting anyone else.

>>213719752
Eh, it's just a little sipper. Gets you from point A to point B.

>>213719348
I didn't like that either. Character was a caricature and his performance was not credible. Sure it was fun I guess so enjoy it.

>>213719752
>Hope your dumb ass meets a ditch without hurting anyone else.
have you played gas station pinball? i suggest you give it a try. see, the goal is to stop at a gas station...buy a tall boy, drain it....then drive exactly one exit up the freeway...and do it again. the goal is to make it home. fun game. been playing for years. hope to see you out there

>>213719792
Don't worry about that faggot, he doesn't drink or go outside so he doesn't understand how reality works.

>>213714836 (OP)
I saw and read this in the catalog as I opened a beer.

>>213720028
The big prize is you dying in a car fire lol

>>213714836 (OP)
>I got the pellagra

>>213715284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvWBJk8baGM
NOW SIT WEEPING BY YOUR COFFIN
CLUTCHING A BOTTLE IN MY FIST

>>213715333
Trips for that lil nigga

I haven't drank in two months and it's been the most depressing time of my life.

>>213715284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpZV1iJ99g4

>Bar called the Green Frog Cafe
>And there was old men with beer guts and dominoes
>Lying 'bout their lives while they'd played

>>213720272
Yeah it's rough not drinking, but drinking ain't gonna fix how yer feelin'. You go on an' drink and you'll have the saddest night of yer life 'cause on top of being depressed you done broke a promise to yerself.

>>213720129
>The big prize is you dying in a car fire lol
win fucking win, my friend

>>213720866
Checked.
Blaze o' fuckin' glory. Like all the greats. James Dean. Paul Walker. Sonny Bono.

>>213715284
https://youtu.be/EnugpTnYv-k

>>213720272
Whenever I take time off, the first thing I reckon with is how boring shit is going to be. You have to basically tune yourself to a different frequency and try your best to get lost in a ton of new shit.