Thread 213715508

General /tv/ WebM thread.

>>213716921
kino

>>213717126
>Season 1, Episode 1: "The Man Trap"

>>213716892
>>213716977

>>213717390
has that ever been explained?

>>213715508 (OP)
This is how you do a slasher. Just gory enough to give you a visceral cringe, but not enough to traumatize or make you cover your eyes. When it crosses the line like Terrifier, it's no longer a slasher. It's porn.

>>213716921
>"we want to be the best warriors in the universe!!!!!!!"
>"we go and fight all the other epic species to prove we're the best!!!!"
>actually just sit invisible the entire time like a bunch of fags
shit movie

>>213718043
>>"we want to be the best warriors in the universe!!!!!!!"
Who the fuck are you quoting? The Predator is just an ego-driven hunter, looking for good kills to make trophies of and boast about. Nothing more.

did they take mp4 uploads away

>>213718121
ok keep defending your slop

>>213718423
>make up bullshit not suggested anywhere in the film
>get mad when it's pointed out

>>213717661
THE most kino entrance EVER recorded

>>213718451
love'her
simple as

>>213718514
have you watched Mrs. Maisel?

>>213718719
no, but i've seen... the webms

>>213719107
You are missing out one of the best TV shows of the past ~5 years.

>>213718423
He's right. None of that stupid bullshit is even suggested in Predator. It's just there to kill people. It doesn't even have honor, it blows itself up.

>>213719062
I'm critical of all the homages in this film but this shit looks a hundred times better than the cgi hollywood wants you to swallow.

>>213719062
everything after the first 2 frames is total shit

>>213719360
are you an expert on transdimentinal cultures?

>>213719360
and laughs at the person that defeated it when doing so cos it thinks they'll both die

>>213719750
blimey

>>213716921
>loud_nigra.mp4

>>213717196
what the FUCK was nolan thinking

>>213717731
lana rhoades is such a slut wearing no bra like that

>>213715508 (OP)
How did that kill him exactly? I hate how easily people die in horror movies. in real life humans survive being impaled, having their faces and chunks of brain blown off, and all sorts of crazy shit. But in horror movies people die in 5 seconds from a shallow flesh wound

>>213716892
I thought season 1 was mediocre but fine. But season 2 is some of the worst shit ive ever seen and was legitimately worse than the actual game in every aspect of storytelling, acting and directing. Just bafflingly stupid decision making

>>213718451
>cucks her husband right in front of him
>nothing personel, hubby

>>213718950
Why doesn't he fight back instead of just standing there getting stabbed like a retard?

>>213719712
was that the movie in 25 seconds?

This movie’s underrated one of the last teen sex and road trip comedies of the 2000s and it’s one of the better ones

>>213720308
I like how the unrated version for no reason just includes a shot of her appreciating giant black cocks.

>>213719925
kinose

>>213720168
Except Dina, she was better in the show than she was in the game, where she was quite forgettable.

>>213720018
aessthetic

>>213720266
I normally don't make webms of the coolest parts of films because I don't like ruining cool films for people, but in that case, yes. the rest is a grimey noir.

>>213720942
Women: Not beating the allegations since Eve

>>213721134
WHAT A PERFORMANCE

>>213721154
So well executed, it was truly the Queen's Gambit™

:)

>>213721588
THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER

>>213721616
How in the fuck does Paul Dano get away with it all?

F

>>213721227
so is this whole show just a big put on?

>>213721832
Perhaps.

>>213720168
Season 1 was also just shit from the first frame
>show opens
>Jonathan from Mummy goddamn wasted doing an exposition dump immediately so you know exactly what the zombies are and what they do before you even see the first one
>game opens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecpQ_WUqKUM
>immediately sets the tone, introduces the main character immediately, doesn't even give a shit about zombies, once the outbreak happens it feels like it's out of nowhere, the way a zombie outbreak would
It isn't even close.

>>213721656
>Sorority Babes
nigga these bitches look 30.

Borger.

>>213721873
>We created an entire show just to goon to Ann. Let's see if she catches on.

>>213721922
that's how it was back then if you wanted nudity

>>213721963
Like a charm.

>>213720132
>severed carotid artery

um. blood loss.

Yeah.

>>213721134
this is a man's idea of a woman hitting rock bottom due to substance abuse.

>>213722238
I'd like to rock her bottom

>>213722238
W-what is it like for a woman to hit rock bottom due to substance abuse?

>>213722295
Streetwalker selling BJs for $10 to buy meth

>>213721134
That wallpaper makes me feel unwell.

>>213722546
lol

>>213716892
Goosebumps level. This is zalphas' Mom & Dad?

>>213716921
still spine chilling. native indians/mexicans have these lores

>>213717196
color + composition = no realistic choreo necessary

>>213720070
He stopped giving a shit once Ledger died. It's clear he had other plans and had to change them.
Similar situation to Raimi's Spider-Man 3, only with an actor's death rather than studio meddling.

>>213722815
Holy hapsberg

>>213721922
That's because they are. The one closest to the cam in that shot was 34. Amazing body though.

>>213722896
they sold it like a showmance

>>213722528
COMIN' THROUGH

>>213717881
It's some comedian on youtube/instagram/tiktok who does this shit all the time

https://www.instagram.com/frankielap/

>>213722916
Wholesome.

>>213719750
atrocious editing

>>213715508 (OP)
What a pussy. If it had been I would have listened, which is what noone did.

>>213720150
woman moment.

>>213720093
hot

>>213722220
How obi wan was able to beat him??? Did he cheat?

>>213726398
That red hue.. You're converting x265 files in webm for retards. right?

>>213726564
Oh shit someone else can see that kek. Yes, I only saw it locally in Edge but when I'm browsing on FF it looks normal...

>>213717731
When is she gonna be in movies again, Danielabros? I thought /ourgirl/ was set to make it like two fucking years ago.

>>213728369
She's gonna be in Anaconda in December alongside Jack Black/Paul Rudd. I'm hoping it's good.

>>213728452
>Anaconda remake
>starring Jack Black and Paul Rudd
>"good"
I dunno, man
Tbh I'm just hoping Daniela gets cast as the next Bond girl or something

>>213719696
>>213719750
the fuck is this shit?
who made this movie? a teenager?

>>213722227
What is this

>>213719750
does the virus spreading via a single drop of fluid still a thing? what the fuck

>>213722423
if you think that's bad wait until you see hbomberguy's pedo wall paper

>>213721616
Does he know?

>>213728880
The Mangler (1995)

>>213718451
>tasteful upskirt
why the fuck is this so much hotter than the same woman flapping her ass in a bodysuit?

>>213729331
because hinting at something is better than proving you have something. Women half naked/half undressed is hotter than fully naked because it's like a hidden gift waiting to be unwrapped. Twerking whores make it too obvious they want dick. Half naked women might just want cuddles. Or dick. Much sexier.

>>213726398
>>213726691
What about the scene of one of the bully chicks using a urinal and bullying a nerd

>>213728369
She took a 10 month break from projects after doing like four back to back in one year, she's got several upcoming ones again but that's the reason for the gap.

>>213718890
but when will we get a recording of the guy that recorded the guy recording tom???

Why did they cut off his penis?

>>213731649
>>213728520

>>213722546
The way this started, I thought this was gonna be some weird coffee commercial.

>>213731439
>>213731603
Do not watch. There's not much more affection in the film, the other 99.98% is pure misery, poverty and drama. I can't overstate this enough, picture a post apocalyptic house of rubble where a bunch of kids live alone.

>>213720234
Because if you kill your enemies they win

>>213720234
You have to press pause eventually.

>>213719947
i'm mineral hard right now

>>213731996
It's a good film. You should watch

>>213732214
Yeah right. 'good' how?

>>213732018
hot

>>213726398
what do booba feel like bros?

>>213715508 (OP)
Why would he suddenly die from that, it didn't even hit the artery.

>>213719107
>that webm
But why?

>>213722193
Nowhere near enough blood loss for an artery to have been hit, would have been gushing out like a fountain otherwise.

>>213733076
Is this historical or is such act too lewd for the era where everyone was God-fearing?

>>213732692
you don't wana know

>>213733282
Janet Mason on the right, training her replacement.

>>213733326
I'd beat her in the face with a fist so hard.

>>213733326
So fake.

>>213733341
Her tits are clearly visible how come she agreed to be filmed in such an indecent manner?

>>213721616
Start doing THIS.

>>213719972
Why is Hollywood trying to make Florence Pugh a thing? She is short, even by female standards, and has barely any breasts

>>213733701
She's a good actress.

>>213733701
she's non-threateningly mid to women

>>213722193
Not enough blood and he still died too quick. Ive seen beheading videos on /gif/, motherfuckers are alive and squirming when the dudes machete is 75% through their neck. This is just movie bullshit

>>213716976
Literally me on a Friday night when I tell everyone I go bowling.

>>213719972
What an agile pig.

>>213716892
When did the fall happen? That bud light bottle is from the 90s

>>213734330
2003

>>213726174
high ground

>>213717327
kek

>>213728512
>>213728452
It’s not even a remake, it’s a fucking sequel comedy that’s about a documentary crew tracing the steps of the first movie

>>213717126
>getting that sweet, sweet, deaf demographic

>>213733374
is there any reason why has this movie been talked about recently other than the absolute dumptruck of Priscilla Huggins ?

>>213733384
WHY IS THE STRIPE IN THE MIDDLE FUCK