Thread 213715642

Everybody in this office is happy that it's Friday....except for you, anon. The one guy who should be the happiest since he's single and lives in fucking Miami. What are you hiding? Imma find out

dexter was cooler than that doakes bitch

If I worked in Miami Metro I would sue for sexual harassment or at least ask a few people to stop cursing so much

I was just in Miami holy shit it would be so easy to get pussy there if you're single, even people on this board couldn't fuck it up (not really, you could).
The cuban bitches want that European conquistador COCK

>>213715720
I’m 5’5” and from Southern Asian descent it’s not happening bro

>what are you hiding
sex with deb

>>213715642 (OP)
You're not finding my body pillow.

>>213717337
anon... I'm in your body pillow

>I own you, you black mother FUCKER
jesus christ raimi

>>213717533
the bay harbor lyncher

>>213715642 (OP)
Dude mind your own fucking business. Why are you so obsessed with me? Are you some kind of homo? I'm not letting you suck my cock bruh

>>213718325
c'mon, it'll feel good

imagine doakes was wrong, he would have basically just been bullying an autistic guy for months

Doakes got me feeling kinda zesty bros

>>213715642 (OP)
There's no doubt that this guy is the Bay Harbor Butcher

Moving on now

>>213719060
it's thos damn lips

>>213715642 (OP)
Like a true cuckold, I watch television and film, Doakes.

>>213715802
Me too haha I'm just saying if some white guy on this board goes there he could totally slay

>>213718325
surprise butt sex, motherfucker

>>213720430
cum flies motherfucker

>>213715802
>>213720290
As a White man I want to say that I believe in you guys, you got to trust the heart of the cards guys. Go get a Cuban chick pregnant or some shit

It's crazy how many people this fucker killed.

>>213720588
and in the end he killed himself and avoided facing justice, the sick bastard

>>213715642 (OP)
I hate when people ask me what I'm doing over the weekend.

>>213719156
Doakes got cucked by Dexter’s bro, never forget

>>213720588
he was a killer like dexter

>>213720658
he got that drip

I'm just anxious, okay?

>>213715802
don’t you have a james gunn hate thread to make?

Hello HR, Agent Doakes is harassing me for being autistic.

>>213721540
real life isnt like the movies, nobody is going to side with the autistic person irl

>>213721540
I mean that's literally what happens in the show lmao

>>213721585
I would agree but it's not like doakes was super well liked either, he was kind of an asshole

>Start watching the 'dex
>He called Doakes "Zesty"
Man this shit was so ahead of its time.

>>213721518
Doing what?

>>213722300
This

>>213715642 (OP)
I don't fuck cuban shitskins like you do Doakes. Most of the white women here are on cocaine and are insane.

>>213721585
Back then? Maybe not. Today? Absolutely because it can lead to a lawsuit.

>>213715802
What worked for me is Latinomaxxing. I go by Rahul and tell people I'm Brazillian. No one here speaks Brazillian Portuguese so when people ask me to speak my language I say a few phrases I learned. Actually got me my 1st gf so I recommend it

>>213721585
Not true in my situation. 2 women in marketing said I was being inappropriate and reported me to HR but I'm friends with the HR ladies as I shared cookies with them before and they defended me and said those 2 women were just stupid bitches and they threw their complaint about me in the trash and told me to just try and avoid interacting with them.

I always find it funny when the cop shows like this make out that the lab people are geeks or whatever. I did Biomedical Science in college and almost everyone was a turbo normie going out every night drinking and partying and having sex and the ones studying forensic science were even more normie than the people in my Biomedical Science class as we shared some common subjects with them and they were ultra mega turbo normies based on interactions we had with them.

>>213715642 (OP)
He gives east coast vibes. No way he'd waste time on Miami degens.

>>213722665
Miami is the east coast

My cat passed away last Sunday... He was my only friend so yeah, I'm definitely not in the right mood lately...

>>213722788
>man
>owning a cat

>>213722631
>I always find it funny when the cop shows like this make out that the lab people are geeks or whatever. I did Biomedical Science in college and almost everyone was a turbo normie going out every night drinking and partying and having sex and the ones studying forensic science were even more normie than the people in my Biomedical Science class as we shared some common subjects with them and they were ultra mega turbo normies based on interactions we had with them.
why delete this?

>>213722862
embarrassed that he admitted he was a lab geek

>>213721297
That’s next week, I’ve already done my quota of fishtank/MDE shilling so I’m free for now

>>213723233
KWAB

>>213715693
you'd be quietly given a settlement package and then socially ostracized til you left for LA

>>213722746
South + almost cuban

>>213715642 (OP)
The show got so fucking bad after season 4

>>213718968
Everyone in that entire department bullied the perv chink
It got so bad he went and got a dragon tattoo across his back

>>213715802
konnichiwa dude

>>213722300
ogle at odd people and follow them home