Thread 213716951

how many times have you looked at the top of any structure in your general vicinity? humans generally don't look up anon. he look down, trying to find our penises within the lobs of lard that surround them.

>>213716951 (OP)
he's staring at the pizza hut less than a mile away

>>213716951 (OP)
Based Anakin

>>213716951 (OP)
there's a hatch on top of the sphinx's head that no one notices, doesn't seem too farfetched.

>>213716951 (OP)
I kinda wish they made more movies in this universe

>>213716997
Its not that tall
Theres always a shit ton of people at tourist traps

>>213716951 (OP)
>movies make the pyramids look like they sit in the middle of nowhere
>they're actually right next to a fuckin city

>>213716951 (OP)
how did they get away with disrespecting African American culture like this?

>>213717153
Here we go theres ALWAYS that one retard that derails threads with /pol/ bullshit

The retards who made it probably thought the sphinx is as tall as the pyramids

>>213717336
But....they were there

>>213716951 (OP)
>>no one notices a guy on top of the sphinx

>>213717077
Tourist traps are the places near a tourist attraction. The Sphinx is not the trap.

>>213717077
>120 million people supposedly live in this narrow strip of desert land
Is Egypt lying about its population numbers to get more gibs or something? This seems impossible.

>>213719950
Look at densities in places like Bangladesh. It’s all too real my friend and it’s coming soon to a city near you

>>213717207
>capitalising for emphasis
go back

>>213719950
How many vaccines did you take?

>>213720011
How can countries that are mostly arid land even support such massive numbers? We're even led to believe that they have an obesity crisis in these desert countries. I get that they have the Nile but still it just doesn't make sense to me.

>>213716951 (OP)

This movie is good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcM7jrRBMzY

>>213720189
Industrial agriculture, imported food, modern medicine, strong cultural bias against birth control. The future is brown my friend

>>213719950
The Nile was super fertile so they'd get a shit load of grain each year to feed everyone and sell the excess off to get Egypt wealthy

>>213716997
I like what you're saying, anon but in this example he's at a place where people pay good money to look up at the structures.

>>213717077
you would think they'd have luxury hotels there for the prestige view rather than slums

>>213720271
>The future is brown my friend
The present is brown too

>>213716997
>not checking vantage points for snipers just in case
take the paranoia pill
every day is an adventure

>>213720503
For the unlucky many, it is.

>>213717114
real life is so gay and shit innit

>>213716951 (OP)
How the fuck do you think he got on their radar? Doing dumb shit like sitting on the sphinx’s head and robbing banks. The only weak point in the film was the bad guys motivation.
>you can’t have super powers
>why not
>because….beca… you just can’t!

How would you use jumper powers?

>>213717077
Man this is jarring. You have the natural wonder and beauty of the desert and the Sphinx and then you see the backdrop of fucking slums.

>>213721455
Sell transportation/delivery services. Some rich fucks gotta pay a lot for that.

I... Jump

>>213717114
No shit, that pic of being able to see the Pyramids from a fucking Pizza Hut has been around forever

>>213721455
Jump into random bitches rooms and sniff their underwear before jumping again.

>>213717077
That city is fake

>>213721531
I read somewhere that several Japanese towns around Fiji have had to ban tourists from taking photos of their mountain from behind the town McDonalds or petrol station or whatever.

>>213716951 (OP)
My family went to Egypt to see the pyramids. Biggest mistake of my life. Absolute shithole, their cities are literally made of garbage. Flies, rats, feral dogs/cats everywhere. Fat, dirty, smelly people that panhandle and try to scam you at every turn. Food will give you food poisoning unless it's from an expensive westernized hotel and even then you still can't drink the water. Air quality is so bad you get headaches walking around outside for more than an hour. A bunch of them were groping my sister whenever we got into a crowd because she was blonde and white. The waiter at the restaurant lectured us about having to support palestinians unprompted even though we're from Canada and I could not give less of a shit about your politics I just wanted to see ancient ruins that existed millennia before you people ruined the land.

0/10, worst place I've ever been to. Even LA was better.

>>213721643
forgot to mention my sister that was sexually assaulted repeated was 13 at the time. They're animals.

>>213721618
I'm not surprised. Japan loses its mind when you make their country look like a normal shithole and not the magical weeb heaven they like to larp as

>>213721643
>Even LA was better.
As someone who lives in this shit hole that breaks my heart. I always wanted to visit Cairo

>>213721643
My sister's best friend was egyptian so we were warned white people should never go there or they'd be kidnapped and murdered.

>>213720189
Egypt is massively reliant on food imports

>>213719929
The unfathomably amount of annoying scammers there indeed makes it a trap

>>213720189
Egypt has 10x the population of neighboring Israel but only 1/3rd the economy. They're africa-tier which is fitting given they're african. Without foreign aid (particularly US/Saudi) Egypt would implode in a few weeks which is why they suck up to the US/Israel despite hating them

>>213721455
Raid NASA and teleport to other planets like in the books

>>213721643
Sounds exactly like mexico

>>213721455
put my dick in your mom's ass at random times for a second or two then jump out

>>213722098
>Without foreign aid (particularly US)...would implode in a few weeks
Do you Jews have absolutely fucking zero self awareness of any kind?

>>213716951 (OP)
>The OC actress, 41, who previously dated comedian Bill Hader, revealed she did not have an orgasm during sexual intercourse until she was 38 as she waxed lyrical about intimacy in a conversation with comedian Whitney Cummings.
>Bilson declared: 'Isn't that crazy?' as she recounted her experience, but did not reveal who she shared the encounter with.
>Cummings then revealed she was able to orgasm through intercourse in the last year after quitting birth control.
>Last year Rachel confirmed her previous romance with Hader, which ended in 2020, the year she turned 39.
>Bilson was previously in a decade-long on/off romance (and 18-month engagement) with actor Hayden Christensen, which ended in September 2017. The pair share a daughter Briar-Rose, eight.

>>213717114
It would be retarded to not build next to the pyramids especially since the city has historically been next to the pyramids since they were built

>>213722098
>Egypt would implode in a few weeks which is why they suck up to the US/
so like Israel ?

>>213723243
Israel actually has the GDP and industry to support themselves if they had to.

>>213721643
Its only worth going if you go straight to the pyramids then to the museums then GTFO
If you aren't brown or worse, are traveling with a woman you are going to have some serious issues from the locals
Also there are plenty of other spots not in Cairo that have tombs or historical monuments like Luxor where you can go to instead of hitting super expensive malls and shitty neighborhoods
Remember, when in Africa the only places worth visiting are monuments and places built by colonizers

>>213720518
I can't think of a better quote that sums up the boomers

>>213720270
>This movie is good
Imperfect, but worth a watch because parts are excellent.
Unfortunately, there were supposed to be sequels that were never made.

>>213723348
Are the women atleast hot? My ex was Egyptian and that bitch was as thick as they come. Or is it just like the ragheads in the middle east? I'd be down to fuck some mid tier hot Egyptian pussy just for the experience

>>213720725
the bad guys are some type of religious cult
>only god can be in different places at the same time
and they've been in a war for centuries against the jumpers

>>213724250
Maybe if you go to the expensive mall you'll see hot women but otherwise you won't run into them just in the historical towns that foreigners tend to avoid.
Remember, this isn't America or Europe.
All the hot women are immediately married off to rich older men and love has less of a role.
Eastern parts of the world are more like this from China to india

>>213716951 (OP)
he's just returning home, whats the problem?

>>213717077
They should build a wall to keep the immersion going

>>213716951 (OP)
>>213716997
No idea where this still comes from, but... Bro... It's fucking Cairo... Forget about the tourists... It's a massive, sprawling city...

>>213721455
First I would use them to steal a space suit.
Then I would jump back and forth to mars while building my own mars base
Then I would live a happy and peaceful life without a single jeet within 329 million kilometers

>>213724351
Bet. Thanks for the tip.

>>213721643
>I just wanted to see ancient ruins that existed millennia before you people ruined the land
kek
white people being annoyed by browns is funny

>>213716997
Maybe if you're directly besides it, but if you are a couple of yards away it becomes really obvious.

>>213721149
>Man he kinda looks like Hayden Chistensen here
>He actually is Hayden Christensen
Well I feel retarded considering I have watched this movie like 3-5 times.

>>213716951 (OP)
You dont get rich noticing things.

>>213725018
Nah the accelerated destruction of natural wonders is making the illusion shit now. It was never real, but seeing them in their natural wide settings instead of postcards was breath taking. Now with this faggot ass species we are out, they're going faster and faster by the day. Fucking Mt. Fuji and the Taj Mahal are so fucking shit you get a better damn experience with VR or something.

>>213721570
One of the top 20 largest cities in the world is fake? The capitol of Egypt with 20 million people?

>>213716951 (OP)
>I like sand

>>213717114
is the city or desert depending on your point of view

>>213721934
Now if this isn't irony I don't know what is.

>>213724351
How much do I need to make yearly to snag a thicc Nile debutante?

>>213725183
Looks like that hellscape from Man of Steel.

>>213724798
If Israel has their way, Cairo will be part of Israel in the coming decades. Jews are going to claim those pyramids.

>>213716997
all the time, shit get sillhouetted against the sky

>>213721643
Kinda makes you think that the ancient civilisation wasnt the same people at all.

>LONDON (Reuters) - Up to 70 percent of British men and half of all Western European men are related to the Egyptian Pharaoh Tutankhamun, geneticists in Switzerland said.
>Scientists at Zurich-based DNA genealogy center, iGENEA, reconstructed the DNA profile of the boy Pharaoh, who ascended the throne at the age of nine, his father Akhenaten and grandfather Amenhotep III, based on a film that was made for the Discovery Channel.
>The results showed that King Tut belonged to a genetic profile group, known as haplogroup R1b1a2, to which more than 50 percent of all men in Western Europe belong, indicating that they share a common ancestor.
>Among modern-day Egyptians this haplogroup contingent is below 1 percent, according to iGENEA.

https://www.reuters.com/article/lifestyle/half-of-european-men-share-king-tuts-dna-idUSTRE7704PB/

>>213716997
the last time a tourist climbed on top of a pyramid, he was definitely noticed and got fined into the afterlife

>>213722791
>Bilson was previously in a decade-long on/off romance (and 18-month engagement) with actor Hayden Christensen
This is what happens when a woman becomes slave to the Chad.

>>213723283
Which depends on American supply chains, they’d just get Zerg rushed if they didn’t have those Epstein tapes

>>213719950
Nah the large population is real, the cities are so packed and crowded you have 4-5 people sleeping in the same room
>>213720328
Nowadays the Nile is just the biggest shit river in the world, it’s so polluted and filled to the brim with garbage that you’d think it’s a river in India.

>>213722098
People don’t get it, it’s like you’re in a fist fight and one party (Egypt) is attacking only with his fingers while Israel is using a fist, Egypt is a nation that is so divided you’d have an easier time getting an Indian to and Pakistani together for a discussion.

Then there’s the “real eygptians” communities that claim they’re not related to Arabs and the northern part that embrace the Arab lineage.

>>213717077
Why is modern middle eastern architecture so bad?

It's ALWAYS these sandstone commieblocks or office buildings. Muslims HAVE done good architecture in the past, why are all their modern buildings so garbage?

>>213721550
Kek based

>>213729238
honestly that picture looks better than most of India and Africa.

>>213721643
>>213721673
Anon, they’re the country that started to mass rape during mass event trend,
What did you expected ?

>>213729309
Yeah, and that's expected of them, sadly. Egypt is part of the middle east, and even their regular buildings from 1000 years ago had style.

>>213727212
this is why I support muzzies over them, they have taken good care of the pyramids. God knows what the kikes would do to them

>>213716997
yeah but places like these are crawling with security

>>213729351
>Egypt is part of the middle east
Shit, it is? thanks I didn't know that. Shut the fuck up you troglodyte

>>213729381
Oof, sorry, I'll put up a trigger warning the next time I post.

>>213729238
Labor they use cant really handle anything higher tech

>>213716951 (OP)
Graham Handcock writes in his book how he and his wife bribed the guards/cops who are supposed to prevent people from climbing and then climbed to the top of the largest pyramid.

>>213729363
>muslims
>taking good care of historic sites
lol

>>213717114
do we need em?

>>213729363
are you retarded?

>>213725183
Uh did they forget to install windows on some floors?

>>213729238
Because everyone in the 20th century fell for the modernism meme

>>213721455
To visit my foreign gf

>>213717077
Reminder that a huge part of Kairo is just a giant dump of the kind they don't even have in Indian cities. Trash stacked between skyscrapes for block upon block.

Another thing is that even in affluent neighborhoods, sewage pipes are conducted along the facades of the buildings so if there's a leak and there is often you will have shit trickling down your windows.

If you take a look at those walking youtube videos, only males are on the streets peddling Chinese wares, women huddle in groups, heads covered. Even Iran has more open society.

>>213720020
why are you such a _bitch_, a complete /faggot/?

>>213725148
ye its AI bro, have you actually been there yourself? no, they gaslight ya dude.

>>213716951 (OP)
so what if they notice? who cares

>>213724253
>been in a war for centuries against the jumpers
that's pretty unbelievable desu. All it would take is one competent Jumper to kill them all

>>213722791
what a fucking bitch

>>213716951 (OP)
The first part of this movie blew 13 year old me away
With fulfillment kino

>>213731222
Or go ghengis khan at least once. I think in the book its a time traveling jumper that founds that order and hunts down all competition throughout time

>>213729238
Islam got brownified.

>>213716951 (OP)
>>213717077
>ancient 4000+ years old pyramids are behind him
>he looks at trash city

>>213728217
>70 percent of British men and half of all Western European men are related to a famously inbred egyptian pharoah
it all makes sense now

>>213725183
it's a shame muslims took over north africa

>>213731298
wait the book has different kinds of jumpers? not just teleportation?

>>213720271
Obvious that brown hands typed this. The moment the future becomes “brown” is when all the browns start starving and killing each other because there’s no more whites to scam and leech out off of.

>>213722080
Anon, it's the bait. The scammers are the trap.

>>213721514
Kiki ahh nigga

>>213731416
Advanced jumpers can go to other planets or travel time. Thats why they get nipped before they cause trouble.
(Its Hayden btw)

>>213731384
Kneel, shitskin, we were king and such.

>>213731378
Probably already jumped around inside them instead so wanted to try and find the beauty in the part people don't usually look at instead

>>213717062
Same. Lot of fun!

>went to school with a kid who talked constantly about how he was almost "tha otha dude" in the jumper movies but they didn't pick him

>laugh about it to ourselves but never to him because he was a psycho violent nigga that spazzes out about random shit

>I actually felt bad for him because his IQ was so low that it felt wrong to see him get made fun of

>hes now Jake from State Farm

>>213716997
a lot of times when i can't find stuff it's because i left the thing too up

>Thought you had to take a shuttle far out to desert to see these ancient structures

>It's actually just a few minutes walk from the city

What the fuck

>>213734260
I miss white Jake.

>>213731378
It looks cool tho

>>213734645
Apparently you can see a pizza hut from the great pyramid.

>>213729363
It's not a binary, you can oppose Islam and the ethnic supremacy cult that is Judaism/Zionism.

Anyway, Jumper was a good movie I saw it a few times in theaters, just wish they made Christensen's character a little more heroic and not so much of a jobber

>>213729363
Turn them into a proper tourist destination, at the very least. But there's no fixing Cairo without Gazaing it completely.

>>213737112
>But there's no fixing Cairo without Gazaing it completely.
The Egyptian Army said fuck it and is building Giga Cairo to the east

>>213716951 (OP)
>doesn't know what the top of the Sphinx head actually looks like

Spoiler alert: it's a sealed entrance to somewhere.

>>213717077
Overpopulation. That's why MILLIONS immigrate to colonize the White countries without putting the slightest dent in the countries where they came from. Outside of the tourist areas Egypt is miles and miles of apartment buildings.

>>213729363
The Muslims are the ones who stripped away the outer case stones of the three great pyramids, built on top of the site of the Lighthouse of Alexandria, and other bullshit. They didn't even stop until they realzie that foreign tourists will make them billions off of ancient Egyptian shit.

>>213721455
i wouldnt do a single thing, i would sit down

>>213728385
There was a couple who had sex on the top of the pyramid. They've illegalized it since. I think they filmed it or made a picture of it. Well, climbing the pyramids has probably been illegal for years.

>>213716951 (OP)
How much would it cost to reserve this spot for a photo shoot like his? Honest question.

i vaguely remember this movie
>be able to instantly teleport to any place in the world
>still get caught

>>213717207
>wah wah race jokes are /pol/
Reddit is down the hall and to the left

>>213737666
Looks like early morning so not much, sun rises at 3.30 there in the summer

>>213722791
THE FUCK HAYDENBROS

>>213729363
???????

>>213721455
Yoink

>>213721550
>not jumping directly into random bitches

>>213734645
It’s always been like that. for 5000 years. zoomers really are stupid.