Thread 213720090

Feb 2025: Sex Worker A steals $5,000 from Mike's bedroom safe.
Early Mar 2025: Sex Worker B says she knows where Sex Worker A is hiding and can get the $5,000 back for a fee. Mike pays Sex Worker B $1,000.
Late Mar 2025: Sex Worker B blocks Mike on Telegram. Mike is out $6,000.
Late Apr 2025: Mike becomes convinced Sex Workers A and B both moved to Reno, Nevada and flies there to find them. Mike finds Sex Worker C who resembles Sex Worker A and starts chasing her while hurling threats. Mike is then beaten by Sex Worker C's pimp.
May 2025: While recovering from his injuries, he becomes more and more paranoid and irritable. All videos starring Mike released around this time were taped and stashed months ahead.

Thoughts and prayers for Mike

>>213720090 (OP)
What is the basis for this claim?

>>213720090 (OP)
Why not mention the part about rich and his wife possibly getting a divorce because she cheated on him?

>>213720090 (OP)
How did Mike see a screening of Weapons before it came out?

>>213720090 (OP)
If I were Rich Evans, I would get a restraining order against Mike over the birthday pictures.

>>213720090 (OP)
Yeah and don't forget that on June 3rd, 2025, Mike pooped his pants while thinking about BEARS.

>>213720329
The animals or DA (Chicago) BEARS? If latter, very cringe, sad, and gay.

>>213720276
He was close friends with Trevor Moore

are these guys parodying on cinema? I dont get their shtick

>>213720209
I too appeal for evidence. You're claims are bold. This court requires proof of your allegations. Kindly present your evidence.

>>213720090 (OP)
Nice fake fanfic, Mike. It won't distract from what you said about "The Wizard".

>I felt nostalgic for RLM fanfic threads after seeing this
what the fuck is wrong with me

>>213720240
>rich and his wife possibly getting a divorce because she cheated on him?

Goodlord she's a 2, who would sink so low?

>>213720090 (OP)
is he back on cocaine again?

>>213721007
>who would sink so low?
Someone who's extremely afraid of rejection