Thread 213721282

ITT: it's 2011 and Drive just released

Why does 2025 to 2011 not feel nostalgic but 2011 to 2000 felt like a different universe?

I DON'T EAT
I DON'T SLEEP
I DO NOTHING BUT THINK OF YOOOOOUUUUUUUU

>>213721509
2011 is nostalgic to me because I was growing up at that time

>>213721509
>>213721282 (OP)
2011 was a kino year due to the Baskin Roberts creation. kek, it's kino!

>>213721545
you mean like... forever ever? forever ever? forever ever? forever ever?

>>213721509
because it's true. culture, entertainment, all of it has completely stagnated and ground to a halt. nothing released in years feels memorable

>>213721509
2000 to 2011 was when i was 10-21 years old. literally my youth and formative years

>>213721545
>>213721580
Saw them in concert and the singer has fantastic tits.

>>213721631
based

>>213721282 (OP)
Bros, when is this whole Obama thing gonna be over?

>>213721282 (OP)
i hope the world doesn't end next year XD

>>213721509
because kang nigger's handlers had him greenlight the CIA media/university/legal blitz to normalize lgbt, nigger worship, and other mental illnesses

>>213721580
honestly the worst part of the song
I skip it every time for an otherwise kino song

>ripped off Transporter opening
Stathom wantabe. Fuck the goose.

>>213721509
The sad existence of being a adult is the routine of daily life and how time blends as a result. We're more jaded but not in a overly cynical way. Has the last week for you been super memorable for you? This Friday night any different to the last? When you're younger each day is a new day. Sadly when you're older it's just another day.

>>213721509
we are in managed decline so actual progress isn't happening technologically le ebin iphone 19.5 we are broadcast in 12k now

it's not like back in the day going from tapes to cd's to dvd's to bluray

>>213722669
next year brother, romney will win easily. how could he not? it's the most winnable election ever

>>213721282 (OP)
>graduated in 2011
>saw drive twice in theaters
I would give almost anything to go back

>>213724135
2015 was when everything started getting really bad

>>213721282 (OP)
Bronson was better.

>>213724284
what is bronson?

>>213721509
diminishing polygons

This really happened.

>decent looking guy, having a good job.
>Not many friends and single because of job, work 3rd shift.
>Watch Drive for the first time ever.
>Changes my life, I want to be Driver
>Get my haircut like Driver and start wearing clothes like Driver, no Scorpion jacket because I'm not Autistic.
>Start behaving like Driver. Quiet but cool.
>Buy brand new 2011 Mustang GT 5.0 because Driver drove one and I make enough so fuck it.
>Start eating at this little diner erry night, staff remembers me, always saves me a spot.
>qt pie waitress always chats me up, gives me free pie.
> reciprocate but remain vague and brooding. Waitress wants me.
>Ask her if she wants to go for a drive. She gladly accepts.
>Cruise the night listening to Drive soundtrack.
>Drop her off at her apartment, ask if I want to come inside for coffee.
>Oh fuck yes
>play it cool, brood for a sec, reply with a "...yeah" simple.
>We fuck
>Waitress and I start dating.
>Keep up my Driver shlick.
>She introduces me to her friends, they think I'm cool as fuck.
>Some of her dude friends start wearing skinny jeans, white tees like me. Holy fuck lol.
>One night her and I are sit down to watch a movie on demand.
>She's browsing movies, stops on Drive.
>Oh fuck...
>You seen this yet Anon?"
>Shit shit shit play it cool man, what would Driver do. >Brood for a sec,"nah, it's not my thing".
>Ended up watching Bridesmaids

Still dating today and still doesn't know I've been pretending to be Ryan Gosling for 4+ years.

>be me at the gym
>Kavinski Night Call is playing
>silently go about my workout without talking to anybody
>be done with workout and get ready to leave
>right then, somebody near me shouts "yo bro can you spot me?" to me
>I walk up to him and say "I give you a 5 minutes window. Anything happens during that time, I'm yours, no matter what. Anything happens outside of that window, you're on your own. I don't cheer you on, I don't count your reps, I spot. Do you understand?"
>"oh Uh ok man"
>take my lifting gloves out of my pockets and slowly put them on
>take the tooth pick from behind my ear and put it in my mouth
>get in position to spot him
>he does his work out
>Real Human Being starts playing

> Sitting alone in the dark in my room
> Mom calls out "Anon I need you to go pick up some pizza for dinner"
> it's time
> "you have 5 minutes, you give me the pizza money and I'm yours"
> Put on my XXL Scorpion Jacket I made in textiles class (all chicks there, rolling in pussy)
> Take off my "For the Horde" wrist support for my carpal tunnel and put on my driving gloves
> Get a toothpick from the pantry, time to roll.
> Hop in my Ford Fiesta and put on my shades.
> Drive to Dominos
> Cute girl behind counter smiling at (she miring)
> She asks me something
> Stare away for a few minutes to build tension and mystique
> Go to answer
> Fuck
> Forgot what she said
> shitwhatdo
> "I Drive"
> Stare at her until she breaks eye-contact
> alphaasfuck
> Drive home
> "Where's the Pizza Anon?"
> "Did it happen again?"
> I nod silently
> "I'll make you some hot pockets" she says
> I wanted hot pockets all along
A real human bean

>>213725242
>pretending to be Ryan Gosling for 4+ years
2011 is 14+ years ago liar

>>213725400
i've been pretending to be him since 2017 so what, 8 years?

>>213725503
You bought a brand new 2011 Mustang GT 5.0 in 2017?

>>213725622
no, but i did drive a previous gen mustang for a while, the 4.6 or whatever it was GT
what a piece of shit

and now this track is on repeat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY

I’ve never watched this movie and none of these shitty memes make me want to

>>213726071
The opening heist for Drive is wrong watching. The rest of the film for the memes alone but the opening is 100% kino

>>213726071
you're missing out it's really good

GenX here.

Late 2001 is when the western world got a face lift and people outside of Bible groups saw what the elites were really like.

Life was completely different before then, I could literally cross the border into the states with no passport and be in Florida for 6 months with no issues.

REAL HUMAN BEAN

>TFW 95% of /tv/ wasn't even here in 2011

>>213724284
Bronson is an overbearing mess sequestering a great story of systemic failure.

I still have my theater tickets for this

>>213726781
I was on /mu/ and /g/ back then, but not /tv/

>>213723396
time is a flat circle and we live just to die

I've finally got a date from my oneitis at the second hand bookstore and I'm never coming back here again, I've made it bros wish me luck I love you all except ABATAP!

>>213721282 (OP)
this was my very first year on 4chan
should never have come here

>>213721509
Because everything sucks. Even zoomies feel it too. Nothing to be nostalgic about