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Anonymous No.213721435 >>213721507 >>213721510 >>213721669 >>213722180 >>213727532 >>213737828
/hor/ - Horror General
Space Clowns Edition
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Anonymous No.213721460 >>213721887 >>213729443
M3gan!
Anonymous No.213721477
Kolobos!
Anonymous No.213721489 >>213721887
'gento
Anonymous No.213721495
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMP42SoWajQ
Anonymous No.213721499 >>213721617
Harperfag never posts how cute she is in her leotard during the dance possession scene
Anonymous No.213721507 >>213722466 >>213730067
>>213721435 (OP)
Anonymous No.213721510 >>213723800
>>213721435 (OP)
> You are a virgin.
Said the leftist.
Anonymous No.213721543
Watch Lowlifes
Anonymous No.213721547
Servant was very good. I am glad I didn’t watch it while it was on air but was able to binge it.
Anonymous No.213721575 >>213721667 >>213721674 >>213721718
>NTF didn't wall
Anonymous No.213721617
>>213721499
You aren't wrong.
Anonymous No.213721635
White people do stuff like this.
Anonymous No.213721641 >>213721827
Anonymous No.213721665 >>213721691 >>213721809 >>213721917 >>213721942 >>213722062
I've decided I'm just gonna watch kung fu movies until October, so I won't be posting here for a while. Try not to have too much fun without me!
Anonymous No.213721667
>>213721575
Anonymous No.213721669 >>213740170
>>213721435 (OP)
Space Clown, town to town
Anonymous No.213721674
>>213721575
Yeah, one look here and you know she knows she is walled. At least subconsciously. Girls dress and do their appearance accordingly.
Anonymous No.213721691 >>213721942
>>213721665
just watch all the kung fu horror films
Anonymous No.213721718
>>213721575
I do give her credit for Servant. Show was solid from beginning to last episode.
Anonymous No.213721729 >>213721789 >>213721804 >>213721849 >>213721927 >>213722225 >>213722268
Which poster are you hanging up?
Anonymous No.213721762 >>213721946 >>213722267 >>213722421 >>213723354 >>213738879 >>213738905
Anonymous No.213721789
>>213721729
the top right one for me
Anonymous No.213721804
>>213721729
top and middle left are the only correct answers
Anonymous No.213721809
>>213721665
Amanda Fix was in an episode of the CW series Kung Fu
Anonymous No.213721814 >>213721939 >>213727967 >>213739185
Speaking of Suspiria, I watched Lux Γ†terna + Climax (2018) earlier today and noticed this at the beginning of Climax. Great taste imo.
Did you know Eraserhead was released as Labyrinth Man in France?
Anonymous No.213721827 >>213721895
>>213721641
And.. one
And... too
And... trih
And... forrr
Anonymous No.213721842 >>213721888
Banned movies on /hor/
> Terrifier 2&3
>Megan 2.0
> Terrifier 4
>Night of the Living Dead
>Bring Her Back
> Talk to Me
> Midsommar
> Return of the Living Dead
> Army of Darkness
> It Follows
>Babadook
>28 Weeks Later
>Phenomena
> Abigail
> Hereditary
>Return of the Living Dead 3
>Sinners
>Henry
>Barbarian
>Gremlins 2
>Day of the Dead
Anonymous No.213721845
>if it bleeds you can kill it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC-gvsY9t1c
Anonymous No.213721849
>>213721729
top left
Anonymous No.213721887 >>213721937
>>213721460
not hor
>>213721489
uggo hor
Anonymous No.213721888
>>213721842
>can't in2 kerning
Anonymous No.213721895
>>213721827
GET YOUR LEGS UP HIGH
Anonymous No.213721917 >>213721942
>>213721665
Shaw Brothers. that is all.
Anonymous No.213721927
>>213721729
#6
Anonymous No.213721937
>>213721887
Lmfao
Anonymous No.213721939 >>213722035
>>213721814
>Querelle
Anonymous No.213721942
>>213721665
>>213721691
>>213721917
These^ and have fun anon
Anonymous No.213721946
I think the 80s, and trash that wants to be like the 80s, like >>213721762 is fucking dogshit.
Anonymous No.213722035 >>213722814
>>213721939
>The Inauguration of the Pleasure Dome
Anonymous No.213722062
>>213721665
Watch The Bells of Death, The Devil's Mirror, and Holy Flame of the Martial World
Anonymous No.213722085 >>213722164 >>213722604 >>213723008 >>213726381
>>213721338
That's indeed a good idea for a horror movie or anthology episode, not least bc these days there are some men who are utterly oblivious to the realities of female physiology (sweaty boobs, menstruation, shaving etc) so it would be harrowing to them even on a matter of factly level.
Anonymous No.213722152 >>213722189
Weapons is the greatest horror comedy since Evil Dead. Prove me wrong.
Anonymous No.213722164 >>213722224 >>213726287
>>213722085
Give them massive tits so they're like
>How do I detach the chest weights?!?!
>OMFG resting them on anything has stopped my spine from coming out my back
>Wtf are you looking at mf they're seven pounds each DYEL
Anonymous No.213722180 >>213722378 >>213722425
>>213721435 (OP)
Should have put the link to this one in the previous thread, anon
Anonymous No.213722189 >>213722323
>>213722152
Um bro, Scooby Doo came out after Evil Dead
Anonymous No.213722224 >>213722269 >>213723008 >>213726287
>>213722164
There you go. Instead of "male gazing" nonsense, focus on the daily aspects of being a female.
And the kick ofc would be getting the main character pregnant
Anonymous No.213722225
>>213721729
Third one, top 3.
Anonymous No.213722267
>>213721762
>I so pale
Anonymous No.213722268
>>213721729
The original (1st), the 2 Japanese and the Italian ones
Anonymous No.213722269 >>213722302
>>213722224
Kek you could do half the movie trying to get the dad to own up
Anonymous No.213722302 >>213722316
>>213722269
Imagine the seething from both left and right if it were a black guy who was also a deadbeat
Anonymous No.213722316 >>213722406
>>213722302
And the entire basis of his argument is
>This lady is crazy and I don't know her
Anonymous No.213722323 >>213722402
>>213722189
Those are for children.
Anonymous No.213722376 >>213722497 >>213725926
>check the website of the local independent theater I haven't been to in a while
>Day of the Dead 40th Anniversary Event - September 8th
Damn, I might have to go see that. I bet it'll be that new 4K scan from Scream Factory
Anonymous No.213722378 >>213722419 >>213722425 >>213722584
>>213722180
Anon… >>213721445
Anonymous No.213722402
>>213722323
So is all art
Anonymous No.213722406 >>213722452
>>213722316
There you go. Some possible titles:
Gender
Period
Construct
Anonymous No.213722419
>>213722378
There you go
Anonymous No.213722421
>>213721762
buzzkill
Anonymous No.213722425 >>213722584
>>213722180
>>213722378
Bent the FUCK OVER.
AND FUCKING
RAPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.213722447 >>213722533 >>213722585 >>213724249 >>213739368
streaming Together if you want to tune in
kino.tube
Anonymous No.213722452 >>213722525
>>213722406
I vote making it an old fashioned witch's curse bodyswap movie (like beauty and the beast or freaky Friday) or like a Body Double hallucination, but idk about your titles besides maybe period, but then you can't do a pregnancy arc
Anonymous No.213722466 >>213722709
>>213721507
This movie was creepy AF when I was a kid.
Anonymous No.213722497 >>213722592
>>213722376
Captain Rhodes requests the honor of your company. Fucking go ofc
Anonymous No.213722525 >>213726287
>>213722452
Would work beautifully. In a way The Substance has paved the way to that approach. As long as transgenderism is out of the equation it could be a very appealing movie
Anonymous No.213722533
>>213722447
Well, not THE Michael Shanks.
Anonymous No.213722584 >>213723082
>>213722378
>>213722425
Anonymous No.213722585
>>213722447
this sucked
Anonymous No.213722592 >>213722700
>>213722497
>Attend that showing or you're dead
*PAPAPA*
*BUMMMMMMMM*
Anonymous No.213722604 >>213722652 >>213722685
>>213722085
You could have a lot of fun with that
>Other girls asking if they're unwell and suggesting they look in a mirror
>Long hair getting caught in everything
>Loses a heel on escalator
>Gets called up for violating dress code if not in heels
>Everyone ignores their opinion like a six year old came to work that day
Anonymous No.213722623 >>213722675 >>213722961 >>213723456 >>213729515
Well...
Anonymous No.213722652
>>213722604
>Long hair
Eating with lipstick and long hair when someone does their make up so they pass going into the lunch meeting and come out looking like a toddler after spaghetti
Anonymous No.213722675 >>213722796
>>213722623
Pinhead, Krampus and Thing anything else is objectively wrong.
Anonymous No.213722680 >>213727375
Maybe you people can help.
Back in the mid 90s i remember watching an old anthology movie/show my friend recorded on VHS, the ONE segment I remember was about some kid getting adopted by Vampires. Every morning he'd wake up and his feet and bedding was muddy as well. The vamps were planning on fattening him up and feeding on him. They go to grab him in the middle of the night but he is not there. The last thing I remember is that the twist ending is that the kid was a Werewolf and ate the vampires.
Anonymous No.213722685 >>213722766
>>213722604
Yes. Also various sexy (but objectively casual and realistic) situations. For instance women often feel each others' boobs.
And the sex scenes would be both shocking and hilarious
Anonymous No.213722700
>>213722592
That's great hair
Anonymous No.213722709
>>213722466
i wish i'd watched it as a kid. must've been quite the experience
Anonymous No.213722766
>>213722685
Buying a bra and body shapers would cover most of that
Anonymous No.213722796 >>213722848
>>213722675
Pinhead is basically an Arch Daemon/Angel
Pred. They have extremely advanced tech. Also a fucking nuke attached to their wrist.
Blob, is basically an unstoppable force that would consume all the others. The ONLY one that might figure out the Blob's weakness is a Pred.
Anonymous No.213722814
>>213722035
It sucks.
Anonymous No.213722823 >>213722881 >>213723082 >>213726234
>Yes. Also various sexy (but objectively casual and realistic) situations. For instance women often feel each others' boobs.
>And the sex scenes would be both shocking and hilarious
Anonymous No.213722848 >>213722976
>>213722796
Pinhead and Krampus could just move you do a different dimension. Thing is the only physical threat that's scary enough that you definitely don't want it against you.
Anonymous No.213722881 >>213722928
>>213722823
It'd have to be a beautiful woman for it to work. No plain janes bc the full range of feminine experiences would be better shown by looking beneath the curtains, that is: the fact that even pretty women shave, fart etc.
Anonymous No.213722928 >>213723170
>>213722881
It also means you could have some one explain to them they are there for eye candy they really do not have to worry about this having ideas business
Anonymous No.213722940 >>213723033
simps itt
Anonymous No.213722961
>>213722623
>Leprechaun
He wants his gold, so he'd protect me the best to keep it safe.
>meme clown
Fuck him. I'd rather be killed by Captain Spaulding so I'm going to pretend it's Captain Spaulding instead.
>Xenomorph
Would be bodied by Leprechaun.
>Werewolf from Hellsing I think?
If it was the regular Van Hellsing I'd be concerned.
>no idea who this is
Krampus maybe? Idk, and I don't care.
>Hellraiser
To be fair, he doesn't want to kill me. Just torture me. Also he's not very good defensively.
>The Thing
I pick him to protect because he'd body the Werewolf and Predator at least.
>Predator
Kind of a meme? He only goes after worthy prey, and would probably prioritize the Thing but die to it.
>the Blob
I pick him because there's good synergy with the Thing, and Leprechaun can handle the supernatural ones.
Anonymous No.213722976 >>213723034 >>213723038
>>213722848
And the Pred can just take you up to his ship
The Blob is basically The Thing but can devour whole towns.
Anonymous No.213723008 >>213723238
>>213722085
I think you should end it with the cursed dude giving up and just not shaving or grooming or bothering with anything besides being her tits comfy and >>213722224 taking care of the kid before changing back
Anonymous No.213723033
>>213722940
Ur just mad the blob wins
Anonymous No.213723034
>>213722976
Blob is distinct from the Thing. The Thing is a specialist in infectious mimickry that needs to hide because humans will just fuck him with fire if found out, while the Blob is a massive single celled organism that doesn't replicate or become anything else but does have extremely strong digestion and is immune to everything except cold (while the Thing is weak to fire, cold, electricity, and arguably acid and chemicals in general).
I'm not power leveling, it's apples and oranges.
Anonymous No.213723037 >>213723067 >>213723107
I feel like this has potential despite what seemingly having a low budget from the trailer I just saw, anybody see this yet?
Anonymous No.213723038
>>213722976
>And the Pred can just take you up to his ship
I'm pretty sure having a vehicle doesn't beat literal reality and time warping magic
Anonymous No.213723067 >>213723107 >>213723211
>>213723037
Forgot the movie
Anonymous No.213723082 >>213723168
>>213722584
Deja vu.

>>213722823
This edit figuratively and literally destroyed your fragile ego.
Anonymous No.213723107
>>213723037
>>213723067
not yet, would of seen it at a film fest but it was a up against a big prime time showing unfortunately. might just save it for October, vibes seem good even if mid
Anonymous No.213723168 >>213723364
>>213723082
Which Gremlins is your favorite?
Anonymous No.213723170 >>213723221
>>213722928
Yes but an approach that avoids but incel/femcel extremes would be very important. As in moving away from the identity noise/social commentary that often plagues these movies.
Anonymous No.213723211
>>213723067
US theaters only apparently so I have to wait for VOD
Anonymous No.213723221 >>213723263
>>213723170
If you want full goop body horror just body swap two teens to experience the other's puberty
It incidentally skirts a lot of both trans and social issues because nobody wants puberty
Anonymous No.213723238 >>213723279
>>213723008
Lmao, yes, something like that. Breastfeeding
Anonymous No.213723263 >>213723303
>>213723221
Could work too. Going all in showing how the body itself mutates and the mind follows along
Anonymous No.213723279
>>213723238
And haemorrhoid cream
Anonymous No.213723297 >>213723357
Are there any J-Horror coom kino films? Like Nightmare Sisters schlock. I keep reading that their porn industry is huge so I assume there must be at least one.
Anonymous No.213723303
>>213723263
Plus you could have both kids trying to conceal what they were going through so the other one would want to swap back
Anonymous No.213723354
>>213721762
>look at me, i was killed by Jason!
fucking dogshit movie
Anonymous No.213723357 >>213727968
>>213723297
Anonymous No.213723364 >>213723408 >>213730402
>>213723168
Anyone who says any Gremlin besides Brain is a faggot.
Anonymous No.213723408
>>213723364
it's an obvious, yet patrician choice
Anonymous No.213723456
>>213722623
>mixing Art into these 80s slop franchises
lmao fuck you boomers
Anonymous No.213723490 >>213723503 >>213724052
Anonymous No.213723503 >>213723523
>>213723490
My brother got really mad at me for saying this movie was bad and just rental bait like cocaine bear
Anonymous No.213723523
>>213723503
How dare you call Cocaine Bear "rental bait" like Death of a Unicorn.
Anonymous No.213723549 >>213723570 >>213723580 >>213723663 >>213723893 >>213723947 >>213724016 >>213724214
Just finished Cliffhanger. Crazy. Stallone was coming off his Rambo and Rocky era plus a bunch of of other 80’s action flicks. Crazy star power and summer blockbusters. We have had nothing so grand and spectacular since the late 90s with Con Air or Face/Off.
A real tour de force. Mission Impossible series really is the end of an epic run of real AAA Celebs. Hollywood is dead now.
Anonymous No.213723570
>>213723549
Not horror you DUMB boomer
Anonymous No.213723580
>>213723549
off topic bot comment
Anonymous No.213723663
>>213723549
Bot post.
Anonymous No.213723682 >>213723835
Going to shill this upcoming stop motion film one more time since it looks awesome. Doesn't have a release date yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhabSd4JbMw
Anonymous No.213723800 >>213723835
>>213721510
If chuds hate Alien: Earth, that means I like it
Anonymous No.213723830
Just finished Demolition Man. Crazy. Stallone was coming off his Rambo and Rocky era plus a bunch of of other 80’s action flicks. Crazy star power and summer blockbusters. We have had nothing so grand and spectacular since the late 90s with Time Cop or Congo.
A real tour de force. Star Wars The Phantom Menace really is the end of an epic run of real AAA Celebs. Hollywood is dead now.
Also Terrifier sucks and so does Longlegs.
Anonymous No.213723835 >>213724127
>>213723800
Having standards is definitely right wing.
>>213723682
k
Anonymous No.213723893 >>213723901 >>213724100
>>213723549
>Just finished Cliffhanger
not even out yet
Anonymous No.213723901
>>213723893
Female main character.
Pass.
Anonymous No.213723938 >>213724139 >>213724566
Just finished Cliffhanger. Crazy. Stallone was coming off his Rambo and Rocky era plus a bunch of of other 80’s action flicks. Crazy star power and summer blockbusters. We have had nothing so grand and spectacular since the late 90s with Con Air or Face/Off.
A real tour de force. Mission Impossible series really is the end of an epic run of real AAA Celebs. Hollywood is dead now
Anonymous No.213723947
>>213723549
>Cliffhanger
I watch for my wife Janine Turner
Anonymous No.213724016 >>213724058 >>213724100
>>213723549
Strange post but it is a great movie.
Speaking of Cliffhanger, not only does the remake star pissman's favorite roastie Nell Tiger Free but it was directed by Jaume Collet Serra who did the enjoyable House of Wax remake
Anonymous No.213724052
>>213723490
Anonymous No.213724058 >>213724225
>>213724016
Good director. Sure. But female main character. Hard Pass.
No star power.
Anonymous No.213724100 >>213724187 >>213724225
>>213724016
>>213723893
Brosnan plays the bad guy? A poster with an 80lbs female as the lead in an action film is never inspiring.
Anonymous No.213724127
>>213723835
>Being unfuckable is the right-wing standard
ftfy
Anonymous No.213724139 >>213724213
>>213723938
The 90s was the end of the major star power blockbuster era. Tom Cruise is official end. Stars carried the movie and it was action blockbuster busters. Very high testosterone world. Now we have cgi fests like Dune and capeslop for over a decade.
Anonymous No.213724150
>it's one of these threads
not today satan
Anonymous No.213724163 >>213724270
Anonymous No.213724187
>>213724100
Longlegs vibes.
Anonymous No.213724213
>>213724139
so true!
now write an estrogen HRT regimen
Anonymous No.213724214
>>213723549
Not horror in the slightest, you dumb braindead canadian cuck.
Anonymous No.213724223 >>213724342 >>213724355 >>213724379
Roastie hit the wall and wont let go.
Anonymous No.213724225 >>213724248
>>213724058
I mean, Lily's ass is a welcome sight. And let's see how Nell does.
>>213724100
Probably the villain. As for the chick, that will depend on whether she shows the goods. Femalecasting often doesn't work and girlbosses are usually a recipe for a flop though
Anonymous No.213724248
>>213724225
It will be a forgettable movie.
Anonymous No.213724249
>>213722447
this was pretty good, idk what you've all been bitching about besides Dave's neglectable performance
Anonymous No.213724270 >>213724315 >>213724571
>>213724163
why do the most facially striking women all have flat chests
Anonymous No.213724315 >>213733266
>>213724270
Anonymous No.213724342 >>213724428
>>213724223
lol bitch latched on to the wall
Anonymous No.213724355
>>213724223
Lmao
OK pissman, that was actually pretty fucking witty
Anonymous No.213724379 >>213724403 >>213724428
>>213724223
Movie should have been called Glass Ceiling.
Anonymous No.213724403 >>213724428 >>213724432
>>213724379
Or Rock Ceiling
Anonymous No.213724428
>>213724342
>>213724379
>>213724403
You're on a roll aren't you
Anonymous No.213724432
>>213724403
>Rock Ceiling
I like that one. lol.
Anonymous No.213724566 >>213724766
>>213723938
>the rock
>con air
>face off
Peak 90’s action star power. The actors carried the movie.
Mission Impossible 2 was still 90s-ish.
By MI3, the shift was there.
Anonymous No.213724571
>>213724270
For men and women, striking means low body fat
Anonymous No.213724766 >>213724806
>>213724566
Now its just cgi slop where they purposely make characters ugly like for Alien Earth.

Ah, yesβ€”this is a common reaction to Alien Earth. There are a few reasons why the characters might appear β€œunattractive” or off-putting:

βΈ»

1. Budget and Casting
β€’ Alien Earth is a low-budget production.
β€’ Smaller budgets often mean less flexibility in casting, makeup, and styling.
β€’ Instead of using professional actors who meet typical Hollywood β€œglamour” standards, they might cast local actors or extras, focusing more on availability than appearance.

βΈ»

2. Narrative Choice / Worldbuilding
β€’ The story is post-apocalyptic / dystopian.
β€’ The creators may intentionally make characters look rough, tired, or unhealthy to emphasize the harshness of this world.
β€’ Dirty, ragged, or β€œugly” appearances signal struggle, survival, and realism.

βΈ»

3. Alien Contrast Effect
β€’ In sci-fi, humans often look deliberately ordinary or unattractive to highlight the otherworldly nature of aliens.
β€’ If everyone were conventionally beautiful, the alien might feel less threatening or β€œalien” in comparison.

βΈ»

4. Makeup & Lighting Choices
β€’ Low-budget sci-fi often has unflattering lighting, prosthetics, or makeup, which can exaggerate imperfections.
β€’ Odd skin tones, bad wigs, or exaggerated facial features can make characters seem less appealing.

βΈ»

Bottom line
β€’ It’s mostly intentional storytelling and budgetary limitation. The ugliness reinforces the dystopian survival vibe and makes the alien’s presence feel more menacing.
Anonymous No.213724806 >>213724839 >>213724929 >>213724959
>>213724766
fuck off pissman
Anonymous No.213724839 >>213724929 >>213724959
>>213724806
That is not pissman
Anonymous No.213724929
>>213724806
>>213724839
Yeah, NPM writes in broken English and his rants are not that nitpicky
Anonymous No.213724959 >>213724994 >>213725046
>>213724806
>>213724839
Yeah, NPM writes in broken English and his rants are not that detailed. It does sound as if this Alien Earth thing sucks btw
Anonymous No.213724994 >>213725086
>>213724959
It is definitely woke slop. The opening scene is literally one person from each race. The scenes with the alien in it are cool but everything else is just a dei woke checklist.
Anonymous No.213725019 >>213725058 >>213725087 >>213725177 >>213725249
How is Motel Hell? I just started it.
Anonymous No.213725046 >>213725110 >>213725111
>>213724959
Pissjeet definitely copypasted all that shit from ChatGPT.
Anonymous No.213725058
>>213725019
Pretty good. It's also a movie that does social commentary in a way that's funny and unbridled and the cinematography's nice
Anonymous No.213725086
>>213724994
Any tits?
Anonymous No.213725087
>>213725019
Go start a thread. This general doesn’t actually watch anything that isnt mainstream or 80’s.
Anonymous No.213725110 >>213725182
>>213725046
ChatNPM
Anonymous No.213725111 >>213725155
>>213725046
Get a grip. Pissman isnt here.You sound insane. I made that post.
Anonymous No.213725142 >>213725170 >>213725191 >>213725215
he does swat at ghosts a lot but unfortunately half the time he's absolutely correct. there is a specter haunting /hor/ going on 2 years now
Anonymous No.213725155
>>213725111
That was one of your multiple samefagging personalities, pissjeet
Anonymous No.213725170 >>213725487
>>213725142
Its the leftists.
Anonymous No.213725177 >>213725264
>>213725019
If you like it make sure to give Tourist Trap a watch. It's a more linear movie without MH's wry humor but it's enjoyable in its own way
Anonymous No.213725182
>>213725110
KEK
Anonymous No.213725191 >>213725487
>>213725142
Its the redditors
Anonymous No.213725211
pretend jannies are worse than regular jannies
Anonymous No.213725215 >>213725395 >>213725487
>>213725142
It’s harperspammer
Anonymous No.213725219
>36 [Deleted]
Anonymous No.213725222
Just finished "Hot Spring Shark Attack"
The first third was pretty fun low budget comedy horror but the rest of it actually sucked, Sharknadoy boring action film. Not that I've seen Sharknado.
Anonymous No.213725249
>>213725019
A great mix of Psycho and Texas Chain Saw Massacre, but with its own unique spin. Rory Calhoun and that fat female actress are really good
Anonymous No.213725255 >>213725311 >>213725453 >>213726363
>>213712790
That's one reason I liked Blair Witch Project so much. Growing up we would always talk about how the woods behind our house were haunted, or that you would travel back in time if you stayed in the right abandoned shed for long enough.
Sounds like you want a Bigfoot film anyway. I still think the secret to the perfect Bigfoot horror is yet to be discovered, much like Bigfoot himself.
Anonymous No.213725264
>>213725177
I have seen Tourist Trap and it is a good movie.
Anonymous No.213725311 >>213725401 >>213725453
>>213725255
>I still think the secret to the perfect Bigfoot horror is yet to be discovered
I mean... what is that secret, a werewolf picture but more docile? what's his angle? back water hick paranoia? we've seen some found footage investigation. idk what more you do with it. guess that goes for Cryptids at large trying to be more than boiler plate schlock
Anonymous No.213725395 >>213725424 >>213725434 >>213725487 >>213725533 >>213731663
I watched Under the Silver Lake with some friends recently and there's a montage where Andrew Garfield scours the internet for the meaning of NPM. It felt like the weirdest fucking inside joke ever I couldn't help but laugh:
https://youtu.be/FGEliblq93s

>>213725215
Cope. Harperspammer hasn't posted here in months. Totally not him btw
Anonymous No.213725401
>>213725311
They should get the Finding Bigfoot team and just make a Grave Encounters style found footage out of it.
Also TIL that Willow Creek was directed by Bobcat Goldthwait.
Anonymous No.213725424 >>213725487
>>213725395
Is that hallmonitor
Anonymous No.213725434
>>213725395
top kek
Anonymous No.213725453
>>213725311
>>213725255
maybe its like a Descent flick or mountains of madness. the mystery of the bigfoot is the secret ecosystem that can support such a thing or mysterious alien circumstances that create it. alien but familiar, natural?
Anonymous No.213725485
>implying the secret isn't ripping off Rear Window
Anonymous No.213725487 >>213725543
>>213725395
Kek
>>213725170
>>213725191
>>213725215
>>213725424
It's all you, dalit
Anonymous No.213725533
>>213725395
>it's real
decisive harperchad victory
Anonymous No.213725543 >>213725575 >>213725580
>>213725487
Don’t mass reply
Anonymous No.213725549 >>213725580
dont reply
Anonymous No.213725575 >>213725635
>>213725543
You're totally triggered he gave you four (You)s in a row.
Anonymous No.213725580 >>213725637 >>213725718
>>213725543
>>213725549
You fags sound like
https://youtu.be/czR4qJbkSuc
Anonymous No.213725635 >>213725718
>>213725575
I just dont like being tagged in a mass reply especially when its some irrelevant off topic thing that bring down the quality of these generals.
Anonymous No.213725637 >>213725669
>>213725580
and that is kino
Anonymous No.213725654 >>213725710 >>213725909 >>213726011 >>213733266
I think it's genuinely one of the best written horror movies of all time.
12 Angry Men gets a 9/10 on IMDB and a 4.6 on letterboxd but Day of the Dead has a similar political, humanistic story, but executed better and with more nuance in its dialogue and characters.
Anonymous No.213725669
>>213725637
True. The trailer's sequel (yes) was released a few days ago btw
Anonymous No.213725700 >>213725773 >>213726072
I watched "The Raven" (2012) yesterday. It's an OK period piece, but not a good horror movie. The concept and the story is poor. Also: Is E.A. Poe the most overrated "horror" writer of all times? Is he only known because he wrote "horror" at a time when that wasn't really a genre yet? Oh, wait, it was. "Frankenstein" was written well before his stories.
Anonymous No.213725710 >>213725773
>>213725654
Romero is a hack
Anonymous No.213725718 >>213725740
>>213725580
I swear multiple 70s horror trailers have used that same exact scream 54 seconds in.

>>213725635
All four of your posts that anon quoted is exactly the type of irrelevant off topic garbage bringing down the quality of this general. It's obvious are a shit troll, likely underage, incredibly autistic and a habitually lying amnesiac.
Anonymous No.213725740 >>213725968
>>213725718
Esl.
Anonymous No.213725773
>>213725700
movies rarely ever attempt psychological horror but poe's writing does it pretty well before that was remotely common.

>>213725710
romero presents quite a lot of evidence for being a hack but somehow made amazing movies too. better to be lucky than good really.
Anonymous No.213725909
>>213725654
It's on my October watchlist, I'm gonna trawl through a bunch of the classic zombie films. I have seen them before but probably shitty 500mb rips years ago.
Anonymous No.213725926 >>213725946 >>213726193
>>213722376
Oh God, I looked into it further
>Join us for horror trivia and a chance to win prizes from WaxWork Records, Horror Pack, and more! Prepare for visceral thrills, gut-wrenching gore, and a night of apocalyptic intensityβ€”grab your tickets now, as space is limited! Trivia! Prizes! Plenty of zombie chaos!
I'm a shy guy but I think if I get drunk enough, I'll be able to participate in whatever bullshit they're planning and maybe win some prizes. My only fear is that the trivia is all about modern horror shit that I'm not deeply familiar with. If it's limited to the 20th century, I'm a shoe-in
Anonymous No.213725946 >>213726062
>>213725926
winning is not the point, autism-kun. just go participate and have fun.
Anonymous No.213725968
>>213725740
Projection.
Anonymous No.213726011
>>213725654
based day of the dead enjoyer
Anonymous No.213726062
>>213725946
>winning is not the point, autism-kun.
I live to win. I have to show them.
>just go participate and have fun.
THEY HAVE TO BE SHOWN.
Anonymous No.213726072 >>213726149
>>213725700
The Raven's a somber poem but not strictly horror, that wasn't what Poe set out to do and the "scary" factor or lack thereof in the adaptations, beside being subjective, do not define the greatness of his writings.
Anonymous No.213726149 >>213726181 >>213726212
>>213726072
The movie is called "The Raven", it has nothing to do with the poem "The Raven". It's a fictional story about Edgar Allen Poe, played by John Cusack, solving a string of murders inspired by his stories.
Anonymous No.213726181 >>213726212
>>213726149
Why would it make anyone jump to the otherwise unrelated conclusion that EAP was "overrated"?
Anonymous No.213726193 >>213726368
>>213725926
>And for our grand finale prize, the ultra tier question: which 90s slasher film translates to "mutilated" in ancient greek?
Anonymous No.213726212
>>213726181
>>213726149
I will state without ever having seen the film that The Raven 2012 overrates Poe's ability to solve mysteries.
Anonymous No.213726234 >>213726268
>>213722823
>still no 4k or blu-ray remaster of this film
GOD DAMMIT WHY
Anonymous No.213726268
>>213726234
Mondo Macabro can't find better elements
Anonymous No.213726287 >>213726309
>>213722164
>>213722224
>>213722525
Women on 4chan?
Anonymous No.213726309
>>213726287
Anonymous No.213726344
Is Eddington a horror film? Or at least a horror comedy like Shaun of the Dead.
Anonymous No.213726363 >>213726527
>>213725255
>the perfect Bigfoot horror doesn't exi-
Anonymous No.213726368 >>213726500
>>213726193
>raise hand
>"Kolobo--"
>look around
>normies everywhere
>"... S-... Saw"
>>"No, I'm... sorry, that's incorrect... anyone else?... anyone?... going once... twice..."
>>"well, the correct answer was Kolobos. It looks like nobody wins the lifesize Day of the Dead edition Fleshlightβ„’ Lori Cardille silicone sex doll with 40 pounds of tits, pussy, and ass. Better luck next year, everyone!
>stage lights shut down one at a time
Anonymous No.213726381 >>213726456 >>213731905
>>213722085
They already made a movie of this. Antonio Banderas is a pretty good actor when he's working in his native Spanish.
Anonymous No.213726456
>>213726381
That's surgical though, right?
Anonymous No.213726500 >>213726522 >>213726527
>>213726368
>Night of the Demon
>Night of the Demon
>Night of the Demons
>Night of the Demons
people just love their nights and demon
Anonymous No.213726522
>>213726500
For me, it's Night of the Eagle and Il Demonio
Anonymous No.213726527
>>213726500
wait that was for >>213726363
Anonymous No.213727187 >>213727340
Bleh >;)
Anonymous No.213727340 >>213727650
>>213727187
Filmographica?
Anonymous No.213727375 >>213732807
>>213722680
Tales from the Crypt epside - "The Secret"
Anonymous No.213727532 >>213727996
>>213721435 (OP)
Whoop Whoop
Anonymous No.213727650
>>213727340
The Velvet Vampire (1971)
Anonymous No.213727967
>>213721814
>harakiri
Anonymous No.213727968
>>213723357
I will be watching this, thanks.
Anonymous No.213727996
>>213727532
Anonymous No.213728228 >>213728309
Discuss:
https://www.timeout.com/film/best-horror-movies-2025-so-far
Anonymous No.213728296 >>213728484 >>213728502 >>213731814
>only 15 days till spookseason starts
:)
>inb4 b b b but september
Yes spookseason starts on the 1th of September
Anonymous No.213728309 >>213728351
>>213728228
>ChatGPT, please write me this article
best of the year so far is Missing Child Videotape
Anonymous No.213728351 >>213728429
>>213728309
The list seemed most of all predictable and mainstream perhaps? Not quite algorithmically written imo.
BTW Get Away's plot is virtually the same of Lowlifes which is mentioned on /hor/ all the time
Anonymous No.213728429 >>213728445
>>213728351
maybe it's just me but whenever I see emdashes or the curly single apostrophe I think it must have been written by chatgpt. maybe professional writers have them on their keyboards or do some fancy editing for the web, idk.
interesting. well, Lowlifes is mentioned by one fan of two esteemed canadian actresses.
Anonymous No.213728445
>>213728429
We should start calling them Amanda Beloved and Sarah Acclaimed
Anonymous No.213728484 >>213728502
>>213728296
It's the run-up to the run-up to Halloween.
Anonymous No.213728502 >>213729159
>>213728296
>>213728484
It starts now because Halloween is the seasonal anticipation for Halloween itself. Start your fucking engines, prepare your to-watch lists
Anonymous No.213728511 >>213728537
Somebody post "that" gif with Kayako
Anonymous No.213728537 >>213728699
>>213728511
Anonymous No.213728550 >>213728633 >>213728634 >>213728903 >>213734198
Any Dellamorte Dellamore enjoyers in here?
Anonymous No.213728633
>>213728550
he's literally me
Anonymous No.213728634
>>213728550
havent seen it in a couple years but yes. pure kino.
Anonymous No.213728699
>>213728537
gif from r34 where she gets her ass fucked, here , i said it
Anonymous No.213728830 >>213729023 >>213729438 >>213737681
>be old bogged jewess succubus (75)
>made to look intentionally haggard
>still manage to be the sexiest actress in Strange Darling
Anonymous No.213728903 >>213734198 >>213736959
>>213728550
I'm surprised more people haven't tried to cancel this film for pairing a mentally challenged man with a 16 year old qt pi.
Anonymous No.213729023
>>213728830
might be the actual intent
Anonymous No.213729159 >>213729454
>>213728502
Well, for me its also Wiesn (Oktoberfest) season starting so i have that plus spookseason starting on September 1th :) is there anything better than autumn and late summer? I dont think so but of course Winter for the slopes and Christmas time. Fuck, i do love winter too, damn!
Anonymous No.213729438
>>213728830
hmmm nah
Anonymous No.213729443
>>213721460
yes hor
Anonymous No.213729454
>>213729159
It's very very comfy indeed
Anonymous No.213729515
>>213722623
Van Helsing werewolf (killed Dracula, can beat Art and the Leprechaun easily and probably Krampus too), Pinhead and the Blob can handle the rest.
Anonymous No.213730067
>>213721507
>tfw you'll never have alien clown gf with infat-o-tits
Anonymous No.213730402
>>213723364
Even Greta?
Anonymous No.213731506 >>213731524 >>213734993
I watched longlegs, extremelly well shot and very unerving, when I saw some scenes I thought it was goning to self sabotage with comedic elements wich seems to be the norm now with movies like Barbarian or The Monkey but I ended up liking it, 7/10, the ending was a bit weak.
Also wtf was with the dude at the begining, the FBI agent, he looks weird ad fuck.
Anonymous No.213731524 >>213738116
>>213731506
This is the guy, he should be in more movies
Anonymous No.213731663
>>213725395
Kek
Anonymous No.213731814
>>213728296
Kek, it's the middle of Lunasa, there's plenty of spooky shit to do before the new year
I bet none of you are even got a goat to marry to a local virgin after his coronation this week
Anonymous No.213731900 >>213731936
Was Cuckoo with Hunter Schafer good?
Anonymous No.213731905
>>213726381
That's forced surgical trans. Anon wants one with period gore not dilation
Anonymous No.213731936
>>213731900
Yes it's very wholesome and cute and a good cryptid fan movie
Anonymous No.213732264
Anonymous No.213732807
>>213727375
>Tales from the Crypt epside - "The Secret"
Thanks. That has been bugging me for years.
Anonymous No.213733266
I marathoned Leatherface and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning. Two awful movies. The former is just ridiculous, the idea that Leatherface was a normal guy who became mentally retarded through PTSD, how preposterous. I understood how a lot of people roll their eyes when French movies are mentioned, because the sensibilities of Maury and Bustillo were just a ridiculous lens through which to observe Americana. Of course, it makes the greatest sin that films in this franchise make, which is overstating the importance of Leatherface as a character. He is in reality the least interesting of the family, though the most potent portrait of abject horror the films have to offer. He can't carry a film by himself. He needs his brothers. The saw is family. The saw ISN'T solo! It's no surprise that the best TCM movies are the ones with a strong family focus, and the more focus on Bubba, the worse they are, which culminates in the franchise's worst film, the 2022 film, where he's a reskinned Michael Myers.
The Beginning is typical Platinum Dunes dour dreck but fortunately it doesn't commit the same mistake, and largely focuses on the stunning R. Lee Ermey, who is the true villain and star of the film, who makes the film watchable all by himself. My favourite character has always been Drayton, but I might like Ermey's sheriff just as much, it's a shame his movies were terrible. However, at least the film portrays Leatherface correctly, which is as the 'tarded hound dog who, in a better family, could be a nice guy, but is duteous to the vices of his evil brother.
Nexto, TNG and 3D and I'm moving onto Hellraiser sequels.

>>213725654
I would put Dawn in my top 10 movies ever but Day is very nearly as good... I think the writing is definitely more sophisticated, nuanced and mature, but the budget being slashed in half definitely gimped the movie overall. It would have been the best horror movie of all time if Romero's vision was fulfilled, I think.

>>213724315
luv Nelly
Anonymous No.213733877 >>213735396
STOP discussing the SAME boring 80s SLOP in EVERY thread goddammit START talking about something NEW already! Talk about 70s HORROR or talk about the SIXTEES but SHUT the FUCK up ABOUT the 80s, they KILLED the horror GENRE!
Anonymous No.213734036
>WE MADE YOU!
Hilariously bad over acting & deliverly. Maximum Overdrive somehow works.
Anonymous No.213734198
>>213728550
Masterpiece.

>>213728903
It's italian, anon.
Anonymous No.213734315 >>213734512
Anonymous No.213734512
>>213734315
Best Rollin.
Anonymous No.213734993
>>213731506
bad film
Anonymous No.213735396 >>213736589
>>213733877
ok then you start talking about whatever modern film is better than the best the 80s has to offer
Anonymous No.213735925 >>213736316 >>213737079
>the entire movie was a dream imagined by a modern-day teenage girl

oh fuck you anon
Anonymous No.213736141 >>213736153 >>213736579 >>213739959
just watched this, quite enjoyed it
Anonymous No.213736153 >>213736183 >>213736498
>>213736141
now watch caveat
Anonymous No.213736183
>>213736153
will do
Anonymous No.213736316 >>213736537
>>213735925
if i had a nickle...
Anonymous No.213736498 >>213736519
>>213736153
Is it similar to Oddity?
Anonymous No.213736519
>>213736498
the rabbit makes a cameo in oddity
Anonymous No.213736537
>>213736316
The most enraging movie of all time
>positively kino first ~30m
>GREAT horror
>starts floundering a little when she starts having sex with the author self-insert
>then wins "stupidest ending in cinema" award
Anonymous No.213736556 >>213736577 >>213736659
WTF? THIS was the inspiration for Alien (1979)?!?
I should have known I was in for a schlockfest when I read "Samuel Z. Arkoff" and "Mario Bava" in the opening credits.
On the plus side the colours were nice, and they did very well with the obviously very limited budget.
Anonymous No.213736577
>>213736556
>planet of the vampires
>look inside
>ghost aliens
Anonymous No.213736579
>>213736141
This was so good and entertaining, all the retarded modern horror directors should have to watch it as homework to learn how to make a fun movie that breaks the mould instead of constantly rethreading the same DEAD KID/THE MONSTER IS TRAUMA/LOL REMEMBER THIS OLD HORROR shit.
Anonymous No.213736589
>>213735396
The Empty Man shits on all your 80s shit
Anonymous No.213736659 >>213736717
>>213736556
Anonymous No.213736717 >>213736800 >>213736866
>>213736659
love the space opera outfits, has a kind of charm not found in modern films
Anonymous No.213736800
>>213736717
50s and 60s sci-fi is peak
Anonymous No.213736866
>>213736717
It says on IMDb that the Italian costumes were a rush job.
Anonymous No.213736920 >>213737023 >>213737110 >>213739213
My top 5 zombie flick list that nobody asked for

Zombie
Burial Ground
Day of the Dead
Return of the Living Dead
Night of the Living Dead (1990)
Anonymous No.213736959
>>213728903
Listen, Francesco... last night was really great. You were incredibly romantic and heroic, no doubt about it. And that's great. But I've thought about it, and my thing is this: Gnaghi is really hot. And don't get me wrong, you're cute too, but Gnaghi is like -cut- rom marble. He's gorgeous. He has this beautiful face and this incredible body, and I genuinely don't care that he's kinda lame. I don't even care that he cheats on me. And I like you more than I like Gnaghi, Francesco, but I'm 16. And maybe it'll be a different story when I'm ready to get married, but right now, I am entirely about sex. I just wanna get laid. I just wanna take him and grab him and fuck his brains out, ya know? So that's where my priorities are right now. Sex. Specifically with Gnaghi and not with you.
Anonymous No.213737023
>>213736920
> Day of the Dead
>Return of the Living Dead
>Night of the Living Dead (1990)
All banned in this general
Anonymous No.213737079 >>213738444
>>213735925
Still a great movie. Sounds like a you problem.
Anonymous No.213737110
>>213736920
>Day of the Dead
>Return of the Living Dead
>Night of the Living Dead (1990)
All super kino and encouraged to talk about in this thread.
Anonymous No.213737308
Anonymous No.213737681
>>213728830
shut up
Anonymous No.213737828 >>213740466
>>213721435 (OP)
I drank too much cough syrup once and this was my pov that whole night
Anonymous No.213738116
>>213731524
kino character actor phenotype
Anonymous No.213738444
>>213737079
yes, it great except for the ending
Anonymous No.213738879
>>213721762

i dont think thats how you do penetration
Anonymous No.213738905
>>213721762
tromp tromp tromp tromp tromp tromp tromp tromp tromp tromp
Anonymous No.213739044
Anonymous No.213739078
The Devil, Probably 1977 - A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night 2014 - Found 2012 - anybody seen these movies and can tell me if they're worth the time?
Anonymous No.213739185 >>213739213
>>213721814
Lux Aeterna is great. The phone call Lottie has is really disturbing, a rare subtle moment for Godspar. I haven't seen Climax yet.

For me it's Zombie Flesh Eaters, Dawn of the Dead, Return of the Living Dead, Rec and Resident Evil. Idk if Fulci's Gates of Hell movies count because zombies are like, also-rans in the movie, and not the main focus... Is the Night remake really that good? I'll have to check it out. I like the original but I'm not crazy about it like I am about the sequels.
Anonymous No.213739213
>>213739185
Oops. Meant to (You) >>213736920
Anonymous No.213739368 >>213739425
>>213722447
>H-hey
Anonymous No.213739425 >>213739447
>>213739368
>h-hey, a-are y-you d-do yβ€”you s-s-uppppoortt Biden
Anonymous No.213739447
>>213739425
Who are you Stuttering John?
Anonymous No.213739461 >>213739488 >>213739517 >>213739558 >>213739622 >>213739674 >>213739768 >>213739965 >>213740037 >>213740067 >>213740090 >>213740148
The entire Romero Dead series is garbage.
Anonymous No.213739476 >>213739736 >>213739862
213739461
bro thinks this will be the bait thatll finally get him all the replies he craves
Anonymous No.213739488
>>213739461
True
Anonymous No.213739517
>>213739461
Yeah. The best of the Dead series is the Dawn of the Dead remake and even that turned to shit after they decided to leave the mall.
Anonymous No.213739558
>>213739461
Overhyped series to the max, bro. I put them on to see what the hype was and I did not expect something so pathetic. It really was mediocre at best.
Anonymous No.213739572
holy samejeet
Anonymous No.213739622
>>213739461
I enjoyed them, they were not as good as anons said they were. Definitely not β€œclassics.”
Anonymous No.213739674 >>213739768
>>213739461
The entire series? Land of the Dead remake was okay and so was Dawn Remake. But yeah, the original Romero films are dog shit.
Anonymous No.213739701
The absolute state of this Snydersaar.
Anonymous No.213739736 >>213739771
>>213739476
He is getting loads of replies.
Anonymous No.213739759
I dislike jump scares
I think they're lame
Anonymous No.213739768
>>213739461
Dawn of the Dead remake opening and first half is goat.
>>213739674
Originals are definitely overrated.
Anonymous No.213739771 >>213739937
>>213739736
You replied to yourself several times because you got BTFO with your shit bait.
Anonymous No.213739859 >>213740128 >>213741405
Full frame Argento cut >
Anonymous No.213739862
>>213739476
It is an engaging topic
Anonymous No.213739937 >>213739991
>>213739771
Keep coping retard
Anonymous No.213739955
@213739461
@213739558
@213739517
The worst part about getting old is having to share the planet with retarded ass children like these.
Anonymous No.213739959
>>213736141
same
Anonymous No.213739965
>>213739461
Agreed.
Anonymous No.213739991
>>213739937
You are so mad right now.
Anonymous No.213740037
>>213739461
You triggered so many boomers lol
Anonymous No.213740067
>>213739461
Facts.
Anonymous No.213740090
>>213739461
Top kek. You really stirred up this place.
Anonymous No.213740128
>>213739859
That looks great. I'm downloading an open matte of Return of the Living Dead right now.
Anonymous No.213740148
>>213739461
TRVKE NVKE
Anonymous No.213740168
13 days til toxie time
Anonymous No.213740169
Why are you doing this
Anonymous No.213740170
>>213721669
Anonymous No.213740191
Boomers so mad.
Anonymous No.213740195 >>213740325
Holy fuck stop replying to yourself retard
Anonymous No.213740306
I snack good while watching Gremlins on Blu Ray.
Anonymous No.213740320 >>213740501
We're gonna need a new threadobos soon
Anonymous No.213740325
>>213740195
Based thread shot caller shutting the retard down with a simple command.
Anonymous No.213740388 >>213740491
>ahhh so many posts with opinions I dont like
>they are all one person!!
Anonymous No.213740466
>>213737828
kek
Anonymous No.213740491
>>213740388
Yeah, pretty much this.
Boomer cucks in here.
Anonymous No.213740501
>>213740320
I've got it ready for launch, sir.
Anonymous No.213740510 >>213740543 >>213740554 >>213740582
Thread is going to end soon so no one will see me say i am relentlessly sexually attracted to kaitlin olsen
Anonymous No.213740543
>>213740510
It's good to have hobbies
Anonymous No.213740554
>>213740510
sure you are Rob
Anonymous No.213740582
>>213740510
I'm personally surprised nobody else is in love with dagmar lassander for all the giallo fans we have
Anonymous No.213740623
give me scary movie
Anonymous No.213740642
>>213740635

>>213740635

>>213740635
Anonymous No.213740777
Push it to the limit
Anonymous No.213741312
so uh, when are we getting M3GAN 3???
Anonymous No.213741405
>>213739859
kino