Thread 213722935

guys being dudes

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>>213722935 (OP)
This is fucking embarrassing.

>>213722935 (OP)
Male wine drinker here. It’s funny buying a good Bordeaux. I usually get asked who I’m buying it for, Wife? Mother? Sister? Surely it can’t be for yourself. Then when I tell it’s for me, I get a shocked look. They recover and decide to ‘play along’ with me. Then they start telling me lots of things I know I about wine. It’s at this point, if I can be bothered, I go through their shelves and tell them all the ones I’ve tasted and why I like them or not. Which regions I prefer, big up Marlborough, and why I’m not a fan of Californian and 100% prefer Spanish. Now is when I think they feel bad. Because they always offer me loads of samples. I can usually free taste like 4/5 different ones min on every visit. Having said that met a really nice man last time through the airport who was giving out Schlumberger samples. We had a great chat. He was awesome. Now girls at bars when you order a large white find you immediately intriguing. They watch you take a sip. I think they are waiting to see if you make a face. When you look pleased then they have their in to strike up a conversation. I don’t know a lot of other male wine drinkers but I wish I did. I can only go on so many tasting sessions with girls.

sex with deb

Can’t believe I’m saying this but this is the best season since Trinity. The little cunt Harrison is even starting to grow on me

>>213722935 (OP)
Reminder the sopranos is much better than dexter.

>>213723018
Probably because youre a gay.

>>213723018
yeah the high school drama shit from new blood was irritating as all hell, watching him constantly sweat under investigation has beem pretty fun

dexter should have told the midge he’s the bay harbor butcher

>>213723021
sopranos is garbage.

Anyone else hoping that Dexter ends up telling Pratter his real identity, and Pratter accepts him immediately? I have a feeling their building up to that with Harrison needing money for an expensive college. All he'd have to do is keep bringing Pratter trophies and he'd be able to give his son a good life

who is the new york ripper?

candidates:
>detective soderquist
>batista himself
>the cop that works with the female autist
>lumen
>cody/astor
>black neighbor dextah
>dwarf
>kill bill
>captain matthews
>new shitty character

>>213723064
I should have fucked elle evans but I didnt.

>>213723021
but who is hotter, aj or harrison?

>>213723112
>>new shitty character
This one

>>213723064
I'm still holding onto my belief the midge already knows. Why else put up with all of Dexter's shit? Would Red really be worth all the suspicous and downright guilty crap he's done?

>>213723097
Mosty i hope you die soon.

>>213723064
>>213723097
Dexter revealing that he's the BHB would send Prater into panic. His MO is killing killers and already killed off his "friends"

>>213723127
Kill yourself faggot scum

>>213723112
>no jonah mitchell
do you like being wrong?

>>213723097
Yeah I don't see that happening, Prater will probably be killed by Dex and only then will Dexter let him know he is the BHB.

>>213723185
is he just going to be on an end table instead of a normal sizes one?

>>213723127
Harrison

did dexter ran upstairs to confront Batista while leaving the bloodslides on his table? what if he had to come back with him? what if the landowner finds it

>>213723112
actual non meme answer I'm going autismo's partner

>>213723244
Well you have to understand that Dexter is chosen by GOD

>>213723154
he’s got the bhb’s trophies in his archive, he’s got the ice truck killer’s shit there. He would probably start cumming instantly if he knew he was with the actual bay harbor butcher

since it seems like they're doubling down on the college thing that pretty much confirms we're sticking with new york right? Kind of a let down, was hoping we'd get a new setting every season

>>213723322
plus think about the fact that the bhb is the only person to talk to as many serial killers as prater probably has. He would probably think there's some kindred soul shit going on there

>>213723215
Kill yourself faggot scum

>>213723021
Sopranos has Meadow, AJ and Janice scenes

Episode was good, but they're starting to stretch my patience with retarded shit again. I can handle a lot, but the clumsy killing of Gemini #2, followed by Dex threatening Batista outright wasn't very cash money. Dexter better find those fucking airpods.

>>213723178
this actually makes a lot of sense. jonah had a hook in one of the episodes he appears.

>>213723419
I felt like I was taking crazy pills, aside from dexter dabbing on claudette at the lecture I found most of the episode pretty dull, yet everyone's saying it's one of the best so far

>>213723143
>>213723163
>>213723047
Take your FUCKING meds

>>213723409
Yes and the fact that youre filtered so hard by those scenes exposes why youre a fan of garbage like dexter.

>>213723457
The pathetic faggots forcing these threads are desperate. If the show isnt smearing shit across their screen they insist its "kino".

>>213723491
only thing I'm not sure on that is the timeline, claudette said she started working the case soon after she came on the force, given her age wouldn't that overlap the time he was in nebraska, or was there enough of a jump from season 6 to resurrection for him tk get 2 decades of killing in?

>>213723444
>>213723491
lol, no way, it's gonna be some new random ass character

>>213723547
No, season 1 was >only 19 years ago

>>213723491
so this is going to be Harrison's moral dilemma next season. whether he's destined to be a serial killer just because his father is one

>>213723018
I strongly dislike how self righteous he acts and his little moralfag interludes with Harry or himself.
Gay.

>>213723478
Am I supposed to feel something watching some fat wops retarded lazy son and spoiled coal burner daughter aside from constant annoyance

>>213723462
go back.

>>213723586
>5 more hours of harrison whining about his feelings
yay

>>213722935 (OP)
>this untalented midge is in there who can't act
Won't be watching this

>>213722935 (OP)
https://youtu.be/yQeFVwFAo2s

>>213723611
>who can't act
he's actually really good in this so far

>>213723655
I'll reserve my judgment until we see him go fully unhinged

>>213723602
You're supposed to try again in 5 or 10 years instead of continuing to embarrass yourself.

>>213723154
I don't know, I think Prater feels no real connections to any of these killers. He just lives through their shared experiences. I have a feeling he'd be totally down with letting Dexter kill all of them as long as he got to watch/get trophies

>>213723618
they did my boy gareth dirty :^(

>>213723611
You're right. The midget has no range at all.

>>213723532
Go post a gabagool meme somewhere you angry little nigger

>>213723685
Kill yourself emoticon faggot

>>213723611
he plays the same midget character in every movie

>>213723720
every show*

>>213723683
No wonder you retards like that jewish programming so much you force yourself to watch it every year and familiarize yourself with it so much

>>213723684
do you think he'll still manage to be giddy when he's on the table? Dexter already seems to despise him, and based on how egomaniacal he's been this season I doubt he's going to want to share his trophys or be praters lapdog. I don't think there's a way this works out amicably

>>213723684
he is a control freak. He likes knowing how these serial killers operate and paying them for their work. He's essentially their employer. Dexter never was honest with him and him killing his employees means he never wanted to cooperate from the start.
He is a variable Prater can never control and he knows that

>>213723702
No that's the problem with you, anon. Your weak attempts at belittling the show based on memes you've seen only continues to reveal your own ignorance.

>>213722935 (OP)
>beluga caviar

This writing is some of the worst I've seen. Do they proofread this shit?

>>213723719
you will never be white

>praeter with the satanic bible
I was thinking Prater was baiting the New York Ripper with his whole serial killer thing, but I do like that he's just evil in a different way.
>>213723491
>>213723112
every week there is a new theory regarding the new york ripper and every week i believe it. I'd think it's the autismo cop's partner, but the hook and jonah mitchell has be rethinking it. They already did a fakeout murder with Jonah Mitchell in season 7 or something though so idk

>>213723762
a beluga is also a type of sturgeon retard-kun

>>213723740
Where was that implied? The only implications was that the show is too intellectually and emotionally advanced for you, which youre only continuing to prove with this shameful display.

>>213723112
>the cop that works with the female autist
This seems most likely. He comes off as goofy and is right next to the lead investigator. It will blow her mind and make her lose her sanity.

>>213723762
>he doesn't know

>>213723764
Im whiter than anyone you know.

>>213722987
Is it gay for men to drink wine in America or something? Literally a pussy magnet in Australia.

>>213723787
>the show is too intellectually advanced for you
This better be b8, you sound like those Rick and Morty faggots

I just realize how much Prater looks like John Hammond in the Jurassic Park book. If they ever make a JP reboot Dinklage'd be perfect

>Gennaro had forgotten how short Hammond was; as he sat in the chair, his feet didn’t touch the carpeting; he swung his legs as he talked. There was a childlike quality to the man, even though Hammond must now be … what? Seventy-five? Seventy-six? Something like that. He looked older than Gennaro remembered, but then, Gennaro hadn’t seen him for almost five years.

>>213723128
S2 setup

>>213723833
>posting that picture
You're only digging yourself deeper.

>>213723097
This could happen... Prater really didn't care that Gemini died saying he was a liability anyway.
>>213723185
How does Prater fit the code?

>>213723822
it depends on how you go about it, perfectly fine to have a glass with dinner or down copius amounts of cheap shit if you're that level of degenerate, but being super into it to that level runs the risk of coming off as a flaming homosexual if you have the wrong bearing

>>213723888
>but being super into it to that level runs the risk of coming off as a flaming homosexual
That's how I feel about the dexter fags in these threads.

>>213723876
You’re already in the lowest pits of hell unironically posting this shit

Why is this Sopranofag still here? Is he this butthurt Sopranos got shat on?

i just noticed something

why are all the serial killers who are members of that serial killer club white?

>>213723881
I was going to say in the same way jordan chase did but I guess it is slightly different since chase insighted people to violence while prater just enables it but I think that would be enough. Of course it won't matter once prater threatens his family and dexter just kills him for that anyway

>>213722935 (OP)
eww why is the midge in the reboot

>>213723995
Hes not too bad

>>213723936
I haven't sunk to the level of screeching "kino" at dexters garbage and posting gay shit about the male cast members so I haven't sunk to your level.

>>213723995
paramount already got the budget greenlit so they had to spend it somehow

>>213723995
Dei which is what most of this reddit general really cares about.

>>213723822
>Pussy magnet
My best friend (female) called me a poofta cause we went to the pub and I ordered a red wine with my steak

>>213723762
The sturgeon which is endangered from overfishing for its roe. not the whale.

>>213723021
Two completely different shows, can't be compared and both are good.

>>213724045
Kill yourself reddit cuck.

>>213723995
its not a reboot

>>213724020
Point to me where I posted that you gorilla nigger. Dexter was never kino, but came close in season 4

>>213723822
This is simply not true. I have never got a wine without being accused of being a poof.

>>213723995
Sympathy. He is a midget orphan who managed to build his own fortune.

>>213723011
I love how Deb is such a bitchy, pouty little tomboy.

>>213723995
they saw him as a good actor who starred in game of thrones. why wouldn't they use him?

he was whining about stereotypical midget roles in movies in the past. i find it hypocritical that he plays a midget role in this show
how does a midget even play a non-midget in a show or movie?

>>213723021
Fuck off to the Sopranos thread. We're talking about Dexter here.

>>213724078
>came close in season 4
With a meme character whos big moment was calling his wife a cunt, the high point of what is generally considered the best season of the show. Truly "kino".

>nooo my talmudvision is better than your talmudvision
genius discussion

What is this guy's problem? He is so mad he can't stop shitposting in these threads.

>>213724133
What do you want me to do with this information? Call you a faggot?

>>213724093
5'7 isnt really short for a woman and shes hardly a tomboy. She gushed over that ring like any other bitch.

What did he mean by this??

>>213724093
season 7 is top tier bitchy deb

>>213724045
Sounds like a “one of the boys” chicks ie not hot.

Quit posting Deb. I have nothing against her as as a character or person but she is horrendous to look at.

>>213723462
Howzabout you fuck off redidiot?
Your kind are ridiculed here, and you always expose yourselves in one or two posts.

>>213724045
>>213724084
Maybe you guys are just poor.

>>213724172
just some retarded schizoid

>>213723112
new york ripper = that punk girl harrison was talking to at the criminology lecture

why else was she introduced?

>>213724104
His casting is always a meme and always seems out of place when they make him a character who was supposed to be a normal actor, like in xmen

Was it kinda of strange that Dexter was squeamish while watching the Pony Tail killer's video.
>I have to watch this sick display of watching an innocent person get murdered! Oh noes!
Like isn't he suppose to be mostly emotionless?
He has looked at TONS of crime scenes and dead bodies while doing his job with miami metro and he used to be excited while on a crime scene talking about how the murder happened.
Now he's going faggot?

>>213723603
>>213724198
Get a load of these two insecure undercover reddit agents OBSESSED with reddit. Kinda like the tranny porn watchers who can’t stop talking about troons

>>213723112
it's probably praeter the midget
he has to fit the code for dexter to kill him

>>213724232
why are they focussing so much on blessing?

>>213724172
Whats reddits problem? Why do they come here to have their generals and then make such a poor attempt at trying to fit in?

>>213723799
She's a jew.
It won't take much to run her mind off of the edge.
She's already half crazy from the moment she was born.

>>213724236
Or he’s just bothered he has to sit with the faggots who killed the innocents and can’t do nothing about it

>>213724236
I think he was more disguted by their reactions to the video than the video itself

>>213724232
that punk girl at the criminology lecture is probably going to be a victim of the new york ripper in a future episode

>>213724236
Harry don't call your son that word

>>213724295
and harrison then wants to kill the ripper which makes dexter give him his code

>>213723918
Maybe you should fuck off to the Sopranos threads then?
We're talking about Dexter in this thread.

>>213724174
As a dexter cuck I assumed that was information you already had. The point was to expose the low quality meme tier highlight of what you implied was the shows attempted brush with being "kino". In your mind.

>>213724236
He is not supposed to be completely emotionless. It was obvious from the start

new york ripper suspects:
harrison morgan
praeter
blessing

it being harrison would be shocking

>>213723951
He's mad that we're not talking about a show that was over years ago that had no spinoffs or sequels.
Thread hijacking bullshit.

>>213724319
harrison is probably the new york ripper. he kills her

>>213724346
Or the son of the trinity killer in the original series.

>>213724191
He goes out to dinner with his ugly female friend as its the best he can do regarding female company. Only to find himself ridiculed by that very company.

>>213724346
>it being harrison would be KINOOOO

>>213724045
I bet you paid for her food and drinks despite not getting any pussy from her.

>>213724208
Do you expect reddit fags and zoomers to know anything about fine dining?

>>213724333
But that’s not what made it kino, but of course your so gabagool obsessed and memebrained you can’t help but correlate the quality of shows to how much meme potential they have

>>213724251
>capitalising for emphasis
These reddit cucks can't help themselves.

>>213724374
Honestly this is the best way for them to go and I would love to see it >>213723491

>>213724177
I don't know the rule where a tomboy is required to have a height. Or where it is required that they not like flashy things.
This meme came from here.

>>213724269
Dei

>>213724471
Queer

>>213724251
I'm only one of the two telling you to take your Sopranos obsessed ass back to the normie containment area.

>>213724471
I hope you seriously reconsidered your life after that

>>213724324
No, the first few threads were ok because they had mostly real anons. When you redditfags set up shop and these threads turned in to an arm of dexters marketing department i knew I had to ride this out.

Just wanna throw out that Uma Thurman is a big enough actress that she isn't taking this job unless the role is substantial and she hasn't done shit. Most likely she is the ripper to justify her taking the role. Prater is living vicariously through her and paying mom's medical bills. Plot twist maybe Prater is keeping her sick to string Uma along.

>>213724520
lol, oh Mia, you're such a kidder.

>>213724344
He never had consistent characterisation. That's just another failure of this show.

Once you realize it. There is no going back.

>>213724374
that would be dumb. no one remembers the trinity killer's son

>>213724366
Im not mad. You seem upset though.

>>213724538
Every new episode has a few days of nonstop Dexter posting. Then it dies out until the next episode.
You're trying to hijack a Dexter thread to talk about a show that was over years ago, and act all pissed when people tell you that we're talking about Dexter, not Sopranos.
Like I said, fuck off to the Sopranos thread and leave us to argue with each other about Dexter.
Go make five more threads about the guy in leather gear in a gay bar. I'm sure one of those will gain traction and people will talk to you there.

>>213723491
i have no idea who this is kek

>>213724556
It’s way too obvious she’s gonna be involved in some twist. Hilarious writers

>>213722935 (OP)
>wine instead of beer or at least whisky if he wants to look fancy
tyrion is such a bore for a rich man interested in killers

>>213724417
>gabagool obsessed and memebrained
Its you can the other redditfag who keep bringing this stuff up, its not even a criticism of the show. It just exposes why ultra normalfag surface level garbage like dexter appeals to you so much.

>>213724665
Trinity son.... comon anon

the new york ripper sounded like a white guy not a black guy with broken accent
they played his voice at the criminology lecture

>>213724236
He literally kills people because they do stuff like that. You might say “oh well he’s only following the code”. Yeah, the code he has been following for 40 years that he has internalised into his personality now. You guys might not like it but he does have a justiceboner now and is basically the dark defender. It’s what would happen.

>>213724346
Prater mentions following the ripper murders a child its not Prater, Jonah or Harrison

>>213724538
David. The shows over, you can rest now.

>>213724609
>I'm not mad. You seem upset though.
Fixed your zoomer punctuation.
If I was discussing how to make an omelette, and you came in here bragging about how you have the perfect pancake recipe, I'd be just as irritated.
We're not making pancakes, nigger.

>>213724178
murdering people is fine and dandy... but sexism???

dex would never !!

>>213724679
It appeals to me because I’ve seen the original as it was airing. Btw Sopranos was one of the most ultra normalfag surface level garbage shows then David Chase began to smell his own farts and started dropping some pseud b8 as the show went on to appeal to Lynchtards

>>213724430
built for BDC

>>213724726
Dexter only murders bad people, sexism is bad simple as.

>>213724469
she looks like one of those aliens from avatar

>>213724533
>normie containment area.
You're in a fucking dexter thread. It doesnt get more normalfag than that you halfwit mongoloid.

>>213724346
It was the guy who killed Prater's parents I told you already

Why are there two fags fighting in the murderkino thread?

>>213724781
Then why are you here, shitstain?
No one is holding a gun to your head. You can go where you want.

>>213724818
Simple as.

>>213724802
There's three people fighting, and two of them are faggot tourists.

>>213723762
>Uneducated nigger bitching about the writing
Who could've guessed

>>213724776
Forgets he did kill a female cop. But obviously she was trans, so it's okay. :p

sib bonding time

>>213724538
Have you considered being less of an insufferable faggot 24/7

Why was praters dialogue with dexter so good, like it was actually good. It had presence.

>>213724852
Cops are evil… duh… also she murdered her child and husband.

>>213724183
Well she was also in the most justified situation in the show to be bitchy at that point

>>213724873
and they were actually fucking in real life.
Makes it even HAWTER

>>213724852
I'm never gonna forget his delivery of the "What is with you and rape?" line

so now that Batista is competent how will Dexter dispose of him?

killing minorities is against his code

>>213723112
>new shitty character

His accent is really funny and I actually found him kind of charming before the prior episode where it overstayed its welcome on his mother's funeral and his trauma exposition afterwards.

>>213724690
it's been so long i cant remember. was he in a lot of episodes? i remember john lithgow of course. he killed rita.

This had to be the most retarded scene of the new episode. This bitch is easily the worst part of this show.

"Hey guys I know this is a college tour, but why don't I show you a bunch of explicit crime scene photos from an unsolved open case,"

>inb4 my autismo queen

I can't believe spergs are actually trying to latch onto this character as some kind of representation.

>>213724852
I have doubts.

These generals are going by so fast no one’s gonna see that I’m a huge racist who rapes sheboons on summer holiday

>Mia got EPSTEINED
legit lol'd

>>213724991
She did it to scare away the noobies that didn't have the stomach for it
and to see how her prime sociopath suspect and his gigasociopath dad reacted to the scenes

smart move imho

>>213724991
She’s becoming hotter to me as the episodes go on.

>>213724943
Fucking hilarious delivery.

>>213724662
One of you cucks started talking about the sopranos, you set the precedent.

>>213725025
The fags were talking about Sopranos.
I'm the one bitching at them to shut up about Sopranos and discuss Dexter in a Dexter thread.

>>213725006
nice try, freak

>>213724980
He was a side plot mostly

I love Dexter's tism commitment to always wearing the green henley and cargo pants while he's "working" in the original series

>>213724721
Sometimes I shitpost in pity for myself, and all the while, a great wind carries me across the board.

>>213722935 (OP)

Boss! The Plane! The Plane!

>>213724991
It's pretty dumb but par for the course by Dexter standards. I got the impression that it was a lazy way to fold in a scene where Harrison had to be confronted with a kill scene and put on the spot the way Dexter was earlier in the episode and to show the juxtaposition between their reactions.

>>213725042
One of the funniest frames in the series and it's during one of its most intense twists

>>213725042
>Hi I'm Dexter Morgan and welcome to Dexter

>>213724520
>everyone knew dexter was the bay harbour butcher besides doakes who just thought he was a creep

>>213724536
I learnt that if im paying im GETTING pussy one way or the other

>>213725160
They love doing these straight on isolated shots of his face, there's another example in the 1st season when he's walking back to room 103

>>213723021
fuck off, it's bold and beautiful for old men

>>213724812
Shitposting

>>213724776
He doesn't murder "bad people" unless they are connected to people he cares about. I mean he technically murdered Deb in the legal sense and will probably murder Angel. He was objectively the reason LaGuerta was killed.

>>213724232
this, they said ripper stopped killing
it's because she hurt her arm

the new york ripper is the autistic detective

>>213724232
Because it's probably going to cut into his time with the the little brown kid and his mom which will make her question him.

>>213723457
yeah it had a few very good moments but between them there wasn't tension at all so it felt dull

>>213725278
it's how shes so good at her job

>>213725253
>He doesn't murder "bad people" unless they are connected to people he cares about
What the fuck are you on about retard the vast majority of his murders are of strangers that have no connection to him

>>213724852
Tranny scum should kill themselves.

>>213725253
Pretty much everyone he ever killed was a bad person barring Deb and the cop dude from new blood

dexter never kills black people

this episode made it obvious how dexter is going to handle angel, despite him not fitting the code

he is going to rape him, as harry never expressly forbid dexter from rape. angel will be shattered by the experience and return to miami a truly broken man

>>213725297
Bad people is a vague fucking term. He focuses on killers you absolute retard. He won't kill a dude for objectifying women unless he has a connection to the victim like his wife's ex.

>>213725303
I would even argue he didn't even really "kill" Deb, she was a fucking vegetable and taking a family member off life support at that point isn't killing

>>213725296
>crime scene turboautist genius
>doesn't recognize simple blood spatter patterns
either she lied in her lecture or incompetent or the show has bad writing

>>213723011
I too remember where my hot tomboy sister fetish began

>>213725333
You have to have doctor and court approval to take somebody off life support. If you don't go through that process it is considered murder.

the new york ripper is harrisons stepsons father

>>213724991
Shes fucking repulsive so dome
some redditfag has to pretend otherwise.

>>213725349
In situations with next of kin and no spouse, Dexter had authority short of having a doctor themself do it. Which why he didn't do so is just one of S8's many MANY writing fuck ups.

>>213725006
>rapes sheboons
Kill yourself nigger lover

>>213725379
You don't know what you are talking about. You can't just drag a comatose person from a hospital and drown them. You're insane.

>>213725070
No, one of you redditfags decided to randomly start crying about the sopranos in the last thread.

>>213725334
Dexter is just the GOAT blood spatter analyst. She probably went home and masturbated while thinking about how brilliant he is.

>>213725405
I'm saying Dexter had authority to tell them to take her off life support, which is what actually stopped her vitals. Dumping her in the sea was only necessary BECAUSE he did it himself instead of through the doctor, which was fucking retarded.

>>213725315
but Dexta does

How many seasons of Dexter are we on now? I think I dropped it after 6

>>213725117
>tism
Curious how you gush over dexters surface level meme autism but when confronted with autism in these threads or real-life you can't handle it.

>>213725439
Yes. He didn't go through proper channels and it is murder. Period. Drowning her was the wrong phrasing. He caused her heart to stop which is the true ultimate death.

>>213725251
There's a gaybagool thread dying because you aren't there posting leather clad italians in a gay bar.
And you're here.

>>213724991
She's kind of growing on me.

>>213725324
it worked for Joaquin Phoenix's the Joker

>>213725467
Have you considered not projecting and shitposting in a thread you don't really care about and doing something better with your time

>>213725235
Now its for old men? Last thread you fags were saying it was for 20 year olds.

>>213725420
Yes, nigger. And I'm telling the TWO Sopranofags to fuck off back to their Sopranos thread.

>>213725463
i have seen every episode

i haven't seen the prequel series that doesn't star michael c hall

>>213725467
Irl autistic people are simply too annoying.

>>213725315
He killed the fake voodoo priest

stopping by to say i really like this season or whatever you want to call it and i hope they make more

>>213725324
Kill yourself faggot scum

>>213725334
>or the show has bad writing
Its had terrible writing since the pilot.

>>213725315
he killed the black cop in new blood.

it showed a flashback with a bunch of guys on his table and it showed a black guy on his table. it didn't go into detail
99 percent of time dexter kills white guys

>>213725520
You have no power here.

>>213725420
>nooo he said a bad word about my pasta nigger tv program

>>213725537
Funny how you hangout in a hive full of them.

>>213725548
It's a torture method, Dexter wouldn't enjoy it but he'd do it to save Harrison's life

>>213725324
dexter was willing to kill laguerta despite her not fitting the code
if he could do that he could kill batista

>>213725618
Keep crying about it.

>>213723127
Meadow or Astor?

>>213725668
Dexter kills whoever he wants, he only uses the code as justification when it suits him.

>>213725678
You’re the only one seething about it cause you’re still here

>>213723203
Its gonna be the play tables that you would see at day care that is childs height and bright pink

>>213723244
He obviously hid them before leaving because for all he knew there could have been more cops to search his place and a shitty hiding spot is better than no spot

>>213725719
Id be here anyway. You made the sopranos a topic of discussion in these threads.

>>213723684
He's a typical fanboy/collector. He likes the person's work/products, he likes owning a piece of their history, and ultimately he likes the *idea* of the person as a collection of behaviors, stories, and works, but the actual person themself is almost disposable; in fact he'd probably opt for one of the serial killers dying, if it were the only way for him to obtain their trophies or some other pieces of significant memorabilia from them. That's probably why he was so taken with Dexter after hearing his presentation, he was the first killer who he actually saw and connected with as a real person, and not just a fanboy-to-celeb relationship.

>>213725801
>One anon makes an offhanded mention of it for shows they consider good
>Now you're going to sit in here and being an insufferable autistic nigger about it for as long as you see fit
Yeah but these threads are the real problem, right?

I actually do think the NY Ripper could be fucking Jonah Mitchell. If it ends up being that, I'm gonna be really mad

Cody would be cool

>>213725801
Yes and keep posting btw, you’re one of the highlights of this general now, the autistic embarrassing faggot that you are

>>213724346
Harrisons darkness making him have an alternate personality that takes over when he sleeps would be kino but we haven't gotten any hints about this.
But I think his last kill was 5 years ago so it couldn't be harrison

>>213725613
Don't need power.
All I need to do is point out faggots trying to derail the thread to discuss gay italians in a gay strip club.
Why are you mad that I expose you faggots trying to derail a thread that lasts 2-3 days after the new episode?
Why can't you faggots just stay put in your gay leather club threads?
There are at least a dozen threads here that have been invaded by you faggots spamming your gay shit that has nothing to do with the topic of the thread.
Seriously, no one wants you anywhere near them or their kids.
Go be gay somewhere else.

It's been awhile since I watch the original series but did anyone else ever catch dexter talking to himself (ghost Harry)? I kinda want that to happen in Resurrection if that aspect hasn't yet been explored

>>213725838
Who said that were a problem?

>>213726049
I always figured he was never talking out loud and only in his head

>>213725866
lmao I gave up New Blood after ep 3 was it secretly good

>>213726049
It kinda hinted at it more than it ever did this last episode now that you mention it, the idea of someone catching him talking to himself. Multiple times too
But there was probably a time when Deb caught him speaking to himself I can’t remember

>>213726049
he doesn't literally have a conversation. it's all in his head. he's not speaking out loud.

and in season 1 Doakes can "hear" one of Dexter's inner monologues, he says "what's that morgan?", maybe that counts, its a fantastic scene

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/k2FnzQ8ICvE

>>213724818
That would be the funniest shit if he did that.
But they were all serial killers and prater doesn't fit the code but Dexter has shown he is willing to break away from his fathers influence

>>213726106
Good up until the last episode but Resurrection retroactively fixed it anyway.
Dark Passenger Deb is a consistent highlight

>>213726089
>>213726107
>>213726114
I like to think he speaks aloud when he gets into a heated argument with Harry

>>213726086
You’re getting weaker and more disenchanted, you’re not feral memefaggot I thought you were

>>213725719
Look, I'm sure if you shaved your asshole and posted it as your profile pic on Grindr in NY, you'd eventually find an Italian willing to fuck it.
We're talking about Dexter.
Not your fetish.
Go find a spaghettinigger willing to assfuck you and leave the thread alone.
As much as you spam gay italians it shouldn't be that hard to find one to buttfuck you.

>>213726006
No attempt to detail has occurred here. One of you fags made the sopranos a topic of discussion in these threads.
As for the gay shit, I havent said anything gay. But I have observed you faggots lusting over dexter, harrison and angel in multiple threads.

>>213726106
But anon, that is ep 3...

>>213726162
The only lust I feel is for Hannah, Deb, and Lilah.
The Sopranofaggots are the ones posting about gay buttsex love for Dexter.
They have their own threads.
Six of them in the catologue right now.
Yet they come here to spam about gay Italian sex because no one talks in their threads except them.

>>213726133
It's funny how much more New Blood works as a bridge than it ever did as a series finale. Even with that it would've been nice had the ending been cleaner, or at least in a way that didn't result in them having to handwave so many things. Like Harrison really liked the negro gentleman, I don't think Harrison would really just buy "it was self defense" so readily.

>>213726229
>The Sopranofaggots are the ones posting about gay buttsex love for Dexter.
I havent seen that happening. I've only noticed you raging about the sopranos while using every meme and generic insult you can come up with while achieving nothing at all.

>>213726229
6 threads? Holy fuck I don’t come here like I used to but imagine still posting memes daily for a show that ended 20 years ago. That’s just grim

>>213726292
Maybe they should lie to themselves and pretend dexter is "kino"

>>213726269
It's not hard to understand.
>>213726292
Yeah, one thread a week would be understandable.
But these faggots post dozens of spam threads trying to draw attention.
Dexter thread.
Dexter is the current topic of discussion.
There is a currently running Dexter show.
Yet these shiteating monkeys spam Dexter threads with Soprano bullshit because no one will talk to them in their gayspam Soprano threads.

>>213726334
>dude is that another dream sequence in my baked ziti gangster show? this is AMAZING!

>>213726389
>still crying about sopranos
Dexter will never be as loved or appreciated.

>>213723586
Harrison remembering Arthur is dumb, but they try to make it like he developed a dark passenger because of that, his angst is more due to the fact that he had a lonely life. Arthur was always a piece of shit to his kids so it makes sense one them actually snapped eventually.

>>213726412
>he needs other people to love and appreciate something so he can as well
Not surprised you like that kike slop

>>213723112
It's Mecha Doakes.

>>213726412
>Dexter will never be as loved or appreciated.
And yet Dexter still shows up here and the threads die at post limit rather than how the Sopranos threads die at time limit.
Even Farscape threads hit bump limit.
Sopranos can't compete.
That is why the sopranofags invade other threads.

>>213726443
He's making shit up. Harrison is still in Argentina, this one is Cody, he studied everything and saw him in the news/FBI stuff.

>>213726453
Its not a need, its just a fact that it is.

>>213726454
why would robot doakes be evil. he was a good person, so he would only do more good as a robot unless hes being controlled by moloch/soderquist

>>213726462
No surprise there, Farscape mogs it

>>213726462
Dexter is currently airing and can't sustain a thread 2 days after the episode airs, and the threads it does have are 80% shit posts. The sopranos is a fixture of /tv/, and culture in general.

>>213726470
According to the shlomo emmy headquarters or the troon porn obsessed autists on /tv/?

>>213726502
Then the Sopranofags should stay in their threads.
If they come to Dexter threads, they need to talk about Dexter, not Sopranos.
If someone was spamming House shit here, I'd feel the same way.
Fuck off to the three House threads, we're bitching about Dexter here.

>>213726511
>According to
Me, the arbiter of truth.

>>213723112
Before this episode, I would have said either autist cop or Blessing, but now it might be autist cop's partner, because of the voice message.

Maybe it's all three, in cahoots.

>>213726511
>autists on /tv/?
No one told you normalfag reddit cock suckers to come here. Even back in the got days, your ilk would come here and cry about autists and racism and wherever else but you can't stay away.

>>213726574
According to a feral sperg who needs others to post gabagool with him unless his life has no meaning?

>>213726530
Perhaps you should tell your discord not to talk about the sopranos in dexter threads if you dont want the sopranos mentioned in dexter threads. You started this and now you can't handle the truth.

>>213726621
>who needs others to post gabagool
You've mentioned "wops" and "gabagool" about 10 times now. I haven't said anything of the sort. I didn't bring the sopranos up, you did. You created this situation. Now you have to deal with it.

The Ripper is Cody guys, I work on the inside.

>>213726624
Alright, I told them and they're really confused and asking me if I'm going to be on Conan tomorrow night.

>>213726655
>CARMELLA WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOORRRR
>watch it chrissy
>it was just a joke, nothing I was here
We did it reddit

>>213726703
My favorite part is how you can't move beyond memes but you think that somehow insults me.

>>213726676
I thought that sellout was relegated to podcast work now.

>>213726757
Of course it insults you. That’s all you autistic faggots have now is the shit memes. Since the show has been dead and irrelevant for decades

>>213726770
Not that, I use Discord to talk to my Conan Exiles friends. Apparently some retard thinks I use discord to coordinate my "Fuck off, this is a thread about X, how about you fuck off to your ten Y threads" comments.

>>213726795
>Of course it insults you
Not at all though. The memes are funny, which is why even zoomers and faggots like you have latched on to them. But beyond that there are almost 80 hours of high quality television to appreciate.
>show has been dead and irrelevant for decades
So irrelevant its still discussed daily and gets millions of views on youtube every day

>>213726915
When you say discussed daily do you mean shut ins making watch it chrissy threads every hour? No one gives a fuck about it anymore. That’s why Chase tried to revive it thinking it was so “loved and appreciated” just for it to flop horribly. The retard never realized he was a hack the whole time who got carried by gandolfini

>>213726966
He didnt try to revive it. He didn't even want to make a movie about the sopranos.
You still sound mad.

>>213727004
>you sound mad
Not at all. I am enjoying you sperging out about this degenerate kike program that no one cares about anymore besides /tv/ NEETs

>>213727031
>sperging out
You redditfags and your script.

New thread when?

>>213722987
which end do you drink it from?

>>213727061
>he thinks his tantrum the last two generals is normal human behavior
wew

>>213727065
There already is one but its not made by the usual suspects.

>>213727083
>normal human behavior
You came to a den of autism. You're the outsider here.

>>213727105
So then don’t deny the sperg out you frothing mouthed animal

>>213727125
No one has "sperged" besides you. I've been very reasonable while you keep attacking me and the sopranos, after you were the one who brought it up.

>>213727146
Its not one of these forced generals its just another thread about the show.

>>213727152
Look at you playing the victim, just like the faggot pole smoking redditor you are

>>213726672
Either Blessing or the cop's partner. Usually in Dexter when a most obvious guy/girl shows up like Olivier shows up it's mostly like he's a serial killer.

>>213727166
I think a proper Dexter Resurrection general thread would be better

>>213723112
the ice chud killer

>>213727172
But I told you I wasnt insulted, despite your best efforts.

>>213727330
The two threads full worth of cope could’ve fooled me

>>213723112
>>dwarf
My money is on this. He probably hired people to do the killing giving while himself an alibi

>>213727362
>cope
Regarding what? You brought up the sopranos.

>>213727384
Pretty sure I replied to one of your retarded posts first but I understand the cope

>>213727430
How is that "cope"?

>>213727459
Because you just made up a story about how I brought up sopranos first when I don’t even care about it enough to mention it in a Dexter thread you imbecile

>>213727481
>>213727481
>>213727481

>>213727485
I was about to make one in a few minutes, thanks for saving my effort

>>213727478
So you jumped in to argue on behalf of someone who did.

>>213727523
Yes that’s what the site is for, reddit

>>213727539
But youre the one whos upset about it and making references to "sperging"

>>213727585
>no YOU are upset, not me, as i continue to shill sopranos in Dexter threads cause they made fun of me and my show
toppest kek