Thread 213723635

>hehe
>what if I broke the social contract
>AS A JOKE
>haha

>>213723635 (OP)
The last British rebel

>>213723635 (OP)
>what if I broke the social contract
>AS A JOKE
What social contract? I didn't sign anything.

>>213723635 (OP)
>being rude and obnoxious is le FUNNY

yep this was the beginning of the end

>>213723790
No no you dont understand, being impolite is le COMEDY GENIUS

>>213723635 (OP)
I just rewatched the original show and the town he's in is literally 100% white

>>213724184
parts of britain still used to be white in the 80s and 90s. still can't stand Mr Bean, something about that character viscerally disgusts me. I liked Black Adder though, used to watch it on tv as a kid.

>>213723790
>BUFFOONERY

I SUBVERTED EXPECTATIONS

Love me some Mr. Bean. The cartoon isn't bad either.

Also it's weird that they have Mr. Bean for free on YouTube. I think they have a fake widescreen version and an original 4:3 version, and some of the videos of the 4:3 version are slightly different than the DVD release. Like some scenes end quicker or slower with editing.

This is the kind of "humor" only subhumans find funny. The only reason it was a success is because it's too dumb for the anglo speakers to waste time on and you don't need a translator to sell it to some shithole like Brazil or Russia. It's unfunny, lazy and dumb. Not to mention the fact that Rowan Atkinson is a moron and anyone who subscribes to his "views" is best summarized as a real life version of this character.

>>213723635 (OP)
When white people break social contracts
>When black people break social contracts

>>213723635 (OP)
yeah its really funny, i love mr bean

>>213724633
Absolute seeding. Are you his ex wife that got dumped for a much younger girl?

>>213724745
>Subhuman is baiting /tv/ again

Damn, that chick has the mental illness stare.

>>213724745

>Damn crackers who they think they is?
>Tell me not to yell at the movie screen
>Shit, where'd I park that car?
>Damn, someone been cooking ham up in this....
>SHIEEEEET!
>Cue laugh track.

>>213724591

The speeded up one is actually the American version. They did this to fit in extra time in the advert breaks for their "Mr Bean is brought to you by Budweiser beer", or whatever, sponsorship cards.

>>213724475
They still are. No darkies in my town at all.
You're reading too much propaganda, or worse, went to L*ndon

how depressed do you have to be to come after Mr. Bean of all people? kek

>>213725422
It's James Acaster, who literally had his girlfriend stolen by Atkinson

>>213725762
Imagine having your girlfriend stolen by Mr. Bean. Imagine having a girlfriend. Imagine the smell.

mr bean
funny

>>213724633
Ah yes because american humor is really top tier:
>Average American comedy
"HEY YOU KNOW WHAT?"
"WHAAT?"
"POOP LMAO"
"HAHHHHHAHAHHAHA"

>>213723737
your fucking speaking english you fucking retard. you want me to understand you? thats your fucking sognature. kys you retard.

>>213725903
何?

>>213723635 (OP)
It's genuinely the funniest show of all time, and the greatest character

I enjoy Mr. Bean.
Favorite bit?
For me, it's actually the very first one when he's taking the math exam, or maybe the one where he's staying at the hotel. I like whenever he acts like he's in a competition with someone that only he's participating in.

>>213726100
Turkey on head

>>213726100
I watch the Christmas episode every year. It's become a tradition at this point

>>213726100
for me it's
>diving board
>sandwich
>tv reception
>mini golf
>sleeping

>>213726100
The fucking hotel one is good. There are actually some emotional ones for me with the gf arc. I watch the Christmas episode at least once every December ever since I began watching the show. i honestly wish there was a little bit more of Mr Bean vs that blue car rivalry.

>>213725873
you don't get it do you? Mr. Bean is more "American" than British. That's why literal brownoids enjoy it.

>>213723635 (OP)
>OP’s car

>>213726027
4chan!

>>213724633
>you don't need a translator to sell it to some shithole like Brazil or Russia
I don't remember it that well but don't some of the other characters speak? still that's less translation work at least

>>213723635 (OP)
based mr bean

>>213723635 (OP)
Was Mr Bean a sigma?

>>213725903
so na no ka...

>>213727133
indubitably

>>213723635 (OP)
>oh no he's going to do it again the mad lad!!!

>>213726100
For me it's the movie

>>213725391
>>213725819
For starters he's simply got a funny name, it's just so ridiculous it becomes hilarious

>>213723635 (OP)
What? The social contract is look after children and help them develop and they look after you when you're old in return. But boomers scum tore this up and took a shit on it decades ago. Mr Bean is just an eccentric British (alien?) guy.

>>213725903
>sognature
holy ESL

>>213724633

the graduate in Engineering from Oxford who found a way to market his comedy worldwide is a moron?

>>213726569
I don't get it. Why did he leave his apartment?

>>213728177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HoCFiOPVjs

>>213726585
American humor is hot trash like Friends or the Big Bang Theory. Mr. Bean couldn't be further from that slop. It's just universal enough that it even found success in America, which could never happen with something like the Black Adder.

>>213728504
>oi m8 this here lad is speaking multiple languages without a loicense call the guvna
So glad your dysgenic shithole finally becomes the muslim infested shithole it was always destined to be. cope and seethe.

muh social contract is french rubbish we in britain have always understood that the plebs are ruled over by their betters for their own good

>>213728581
He's at a hotel.

>>213723635 (OP)
>hehe
>what if I broke the social contract
>BECAUSE I HAVE AUTISM
That’s me!

Bean mania was so big in Canada that he almost caused a crowd stampede that could have killed hundreds at a signing appearance in Toronto

>>213726100
My favorite bit is when he's playing with the nativity scene dolls and then a security guard ushers him out using a security guard doll

>>213725873
lmao to be fair, that is pretty funny.

>>213729567
Canadians are notorious for having a shitty sense of humour. They are like the Germans of the English-speaking world.

Why is Mr. Bean's Holiday so hated

>>213729851
It isn't though? It's kino and better than the first movie.

>>213723635 (OP)
>>213723790
>>213724633
>>213725903
>t.

>>213725903
>sognature

They need to reboot Mr Bean except make it Mr Abdul as he bumbles around the UK and accidentally rapes girls

>>213726100
Good taste. For me it's the amusement park but there isn't an episode I didn't enjoy. The head in turkey scene has lived rent free in my head since I was a kid.

>>213729567
The Chinks also LOVE Mr. Bean.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeF6uAlxHWk

>>213725733
>They still are. No darkies in my town at all.
Where? Dude I'm in fucking Eastern Europe and there are hundreds of thousands of Nepalese and blacks and browns from god knows where. I need to move ASAP.

>>213729316
So why did he leave his room?

>>213725762
Wait what?

>>213726100
>mr. Bean is an alien

>>213728177
are we being serious here? Basically as anti-bean as it can get with how they morphed the character

>>213728801
>black adder
Aight so you got 1, take that two time and thas 2. Then you takes 2, throw 1 on that bitch and boom, there go 3.

>>213724184
it really is quite sad to watch these days. they destroyed everything.

>>213731061
Who is they?

>>213726100
this nigga watchin beans

ice poseidon mogs

>>213730069
subscribed

>>213725733
Or any other major city in England. But pro-tip, not even one of your cities should be like that

>>213729913
I always see people calling it shit and it has mixed reviews

>>21372373
Did you pay for your loicense to not sign anything?

>>213723635 (OP)
Mr bean has no concept of social contract. He is petty, childish and often malicious retard that operates on his own logic that is completely alien to normal people.

>>213726100
I love Back to School Mr Bean episode where he wreacks havock in all of the little showrooms, and the episode ends with his car getting ran over by a tank.

>>213723635 (OP)
it's funny because society was still 99% white. it was ABSURD that someone would go in public and act like that. now we have niggers and other poop-coloreds running rampant, and Bean is polite by comparison.

>>213734326
It's kinda funny that both Rowan Atkinson and John Cleese from Monty Python used to make fun of conservatives and conservative values in the UK, but later both have spoken up against the left-wing, authoritarian world they helped create. They no longer feel at home in London, criticize the hypersensitivity of the left and claim that they faced far less backlash and censorship back in the 70s and early 80s, when they made fun of conservatives. Even Stephen Fry, who's a faggot and a left-wing activist, has spoken up against political correctness.

>>213724633
You just reminded me, when I met a bunch of Japanese students at uni (I'm from the UK) they told me how much they'd loved watching Mr Bean as children. It was amazing to me that they'd been watching the same tv as me on the other side of the world!

>>213723635 (OP)
This is honestly and unironically one of the best heist scenes in any movie ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmQjxQAeqJw

>>213734544
Mr Bean has always had universal appeal and has always been popular around the world. One obvious reason for that, aside from Atkinson's comedic talent, is that Mr Bean barely speaks and primarily focuses on physical and situational comedy, so there's no language or cultural barrier.

>>213730754
Ate spoiled oysters at an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Senor Frijol

>>213724745
kino is more important than babies

> Yeah? So what... faggot!
> Mr. Bean wouldn't say that!

>>213725903
ZAMM!

>>213724633
Not enough quips for ya?

>>213725733
I wont rest until London is liberated

i wont eat another morsel of food until margaret thatcher is dead and buried

>>213723635 (OP)
What's his phenotype?

>>213737001
>rape you later!

ayo this nigga is named beans

>>213737001
kek

>>213739963
First name is Mister.

>>213731101
QUI?

>>213723635 (OP)
>>what if I broke the social contract
He has a gf.

We are all humans mr bean

>>213741492
Whom he abuses and rapes

>>213724184
I just watched an episode that took place at an amusement park and there wasnt a single wog out of hundreds of people

>>213724184
>>213742449
Don't worry, they'll fix it with AI.

>>213725511
https://youtu.be/tAOn-zMSmc4?si=lDrTtX4aDo-7fVm2

>>213730770
When I was a kid I thought he was an angel expelled from heaven because of the choir music

>>213724059
>being impolite is le COMEDY GENIUS
It's not 3 short jews slapping each other and doing eye-pokes, but it's pretty good stuff.

>>213730360
KEK

>>213726100
Man my grandfather used to bring me tapes of Mr bean when i was 10 years old. I grew up with Bean

ECCE HOMO
QUI EST FABA

>>213742657
We watched Mr Bean in elementary. They set off a few hours so we could all watch it together with the other classes

>>213742575
Kek. Same. I think the game and cartoon seen to confirm he's an alien.

>>213723790

Buffoonery status?

>>213742504
And they'll rename the show to Mr. Beanchod

>>213728177

Loved it as a kid.
It's one of those movies I refuse to rewatvh because I'm quite sure it will nevee hold up to my memories

>>213742692
>ECCE HOMO
>QUI EST FABA
Think of the thousands of years of Western history, religion, church, philosophy, art, music, culture, craftsmanship, architecture, education, and tradition in an unbroken line that had to happen to lead to this one song.

https://youtu.be/4LUFgU8kc-8?list=RD4LUFgU8kc-8

And then they just threw it all away.

This nigga smells like beans

>>213723790
You sound more obnoxious and like a major faggot

213724633
This is bait made to get (yous) nobody can hate me bean this much

>>213730754
You, uh, watch the clip?
Its painfully obvious why.

>>213726585
No it's not

>>213725733
literally where, dude, the fucking Outer Hebrides?

>>213726569
Mr. Benis