Thread 213724546

Why are there no heavy metal films? There a million punk movies and metal is a much bigger genre.

>>213724546 (OP)
It’s kind of weird how much cultural prominence punk rock has considering how miniscule of a genre it is in term of audience, sales, concert attendance, etc.

>>213724546 (OP)
>Hesher
>Into the nether
>Like some kind of monster
>Anvil
That's just off the top of my head fucken faggot

>>213724546 (OP)
We have the two Nic Cage Ghost Rider movies.

>>213724546 (OP)
I guess there’s Heavy Metal. I don’t consider Sammy Hagar or Stevie Nicks to be particularly metal though.

>>213724546 (OP)
this is a very metal movie

>>213724632
>Spinal Tap
>Fubar
>Fubar 2: Balls To The Wall
>Airheads
>Waynes World
>Waynes World 2
>The Runaways

>>213724546 (OP)
Are there really that many punk movies? I can only think of slc punk and maybe you could say repo man and return of the living dead.

>>213724546 (OP)
It's hilarious how these Jewish owned astroturfed metal websites try and subvert metal culture into being another lgbtq whatever safe space. I don't think most zoomers buy it.

Does The War To End All Wars Movie count?

>>213725216
>37 counts

The Sound of Metal

>>213724546 (OP)
>>213724632
Heavy Trip (which has a sequel, Heavier Trip)
Deathgasm
Lords of Chaos

>>213724546 (OP)
A couple more that I didn't see mentioned in the thread:

Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
The Dirt
Metalhead
Trick Or Treat (1986)
Metal Lords

>>213724546 (OP)
Rock Star too

>>213725216
OP's got an angle

>>213724546 (OP)
Tetsuo The Iron Man

>>213724611
It's kike deconstruction because they hated the technical skill and complexity of progressive rock. Even now you'll see those fucking jews call it "white people music" as an insult.
Punk was their push to kill prog, since punk was much easier to make out of a garage. Its popularity is manufactured.

is op retarded or just under age?

>>213726685
Literally nobody considers Kiss metal and I like Ace Frehley

>>213726762
the movie is about metalheads and concert culture.

>>213726793
No it's not it's a soulless Cheech and Chong ripoff

>>213725216
>just redownloaded the entire magazine run up to 2018
Yep, it's kino time.

>>213726793
No
that and Rockstar was the corporate attempt to do to metal what they did to punk.Drag it into the mainstream and shoot it in the head.

Inb4 that Varg Vikernes played by a jew flick.

>>213727104
Doesn’t count.

>>213724546 (OP)
Define a heavy metal movie

>>213724546 (OP)
The industry hates metal because it's associated with the 80's and is kinda right wing coded. They also generally don't like artists who play their own instruments and write their own music. The industry likes artists that they can completely control.

>>213728556
>kinda right wing coded
It isn’t.

>>213728802
It's too aggressive and male to be left-wing.
Sorry faggot.

>>213725164
hopefully the zoomers dont because millenials did. i exited the scene right as woke shit was popping up in 2012 and most metal bands and fans seemed to fully embrace cancel culture bullshit

>>213726685
based giuseppe andrews

>>213724546 (OP)
There's literally a Heavy Metal film

>>213730554
The only metal song in it is The Mob Rules by Black Sabbath

>>213725581
>Tenacaious D
>Metal
That's like calling Limp Bizkit metal

>>213730835

Tenacious D are like a vaudevillian metal band but they profess themselves to be metal. And Limp Bizkit is an attempt to fuse metal with rap after Anthrax did a track with Public Enemy that was very popular

>>213724546 (OP)
Metal is intentionally music whereas Punk is a "movement" or "subculture" with extremely shit music as a side effect.

Metalheads are largely not very creative.

Because metal is shallow and childish
>but so is punk
Not to the same extent as metal

>>213731107
Spot on. Metal is resistant to agenda pushing (not immune, just resistant). They want something they can easily drop their poison into with out push back.

>>213724546 (OP)
>autistic man goes to gym
>autistic man dresses like Alice Cooper and cookie monster growls into mic about skeleton warriors
not much of a story, innit. Maybe an indie drama about that metal dude that tried to fuck a baby could work.

>>213724546 (OP)
please no. the black metal community is full of tiktok egirls now because of that movie about varg killing euronymous

>>213731215
Because genre itself is limited basically loud and louder sound

>>213732149
the average normie loves thinking up ways to imagine extremely cruel and usual torture and execution methods for pedophiles and rapists (and only these two crimes, no other ones) how the fuck are you gonna make a movie with one as a protagonist

>>213724546 (OP)
best one

>>213732175
The biggest casualties of the social media revolution were the goth and black metal communities. They may not have been exactly flourishing in 2005, but now they're both basically a subgenre of softcore porn for ethots to profit off of and brown people to thirst over.

>>213732197
you're clueless

>>213732202
Make up an assistant character to be lead who slowly learns the truth and helps bring him to justice. Themes of toxic masculinity and evil bosses.

>>213732197
I don't agree, really, metal as a genre has had a decent amount of variety but metal fans are not creative.

>>213724546 (OP)
I think we all recognize how cringy it was in retrospect and would prefer to pretend it never happened

>>213724546 (OP)
because meddl is cringe

>>213732103
>Metal is resistant to agenda pushing (not immune, just resistant).
dumbest shit I read today

Poor little commies crying about people rejecting their subversive slop. The fatigue is real and no one wants your nagger babble and small dicked freak out crustpunk crap.