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problem child 3

These PG-13 rated teen comedies were so comfy.

Also notable for probably the worst British accent since Dick Van Dyke (and being a weird Sisqo vehicle).

>>213728404
This is kino tho

There's a sex scene with a 10/10 hagmaxx in this movie. RIP Mac Man

Based thread

>>213728404
Ending was dissapointing desu

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>>213729149
holy FUCK

>>213726103
This scene and it being her and Chris Evan’s first movie together are probably what it’s known for but it’s ok nothing bad just ok but it has a few problems like they kind of play songs too much and really tries to hard to have a message. Soundtrack is pretty good though

>>213725427 (OP)
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>>213729137
I remember this being decent for a Full Moon Feature film.

>>213729560
For the love of money, I'd kill my brother

>>213729340
They HAD to know what they were doing.

>>213725427 (OP)
Beyond the Mind's Eye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oKGmKw02Z0

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>>213730755
Literally no way they didn't. With the lighting, the cameras, the angles. Multiple takes. ScarJo would have been aware of the upskirt shot and let it go to film. This was I think right before Lost in Translation or around the same time, so she might have been afraid of sueing to affect her career, but like I said, she probably knew. They probably even told her which panties to wear.>>213729340

>>213730822
With a soundtrack composed by Jan Hammer, how could it go wrong?

>>213730833
I hate this movie. Mostly because i saw it in theaters with an obese chick i felt bad for.

>>213731526
Felt pity for, or one of those crush, "I got it for her really" bad crushes?

>>213730877
czech em

>>213728462
This is the one that is meta with A Midsummer Night's Dream?

>>213731587
Pity. She seemed sweet but when i sat next to her it was like i was next to a fucking mountain.

>>213726347
underrated joke

>>213725427 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jylbYDnyl3k
This is some tonally bizarre, sexy-thriller, depleted ozone-layer, barren desert near-apocalypse, scifi-horror, black-comedy, and women with nice breasts kino. It's got the young guy from Lost Highway, scary-hot milf Alice Krige with her gigantic prominent nipples, and a younger woman with also nice tits. It's a strange one. I first caught it on the Sci-Fi channel in the late 90s. It's on youtube to watch.

>>213731742
"Fucking" as in emphatically, or as you were having sex with her?

This was an ABC Family movie, so I guess it never became that widely known. But it was hilarious! Stars Gary Cole (i.e. the evil boss from Office Space) and Sherilyn Fenn (i.e. the hottie from "Twin Peaks"). A glam rocker who gave it all up and got a respectable day job finds himself drawn back into his glory days. His family doesn't know about his past.

>>213732771
Crap, I forgot the image. In my defense, I'm still on my first cup of coffee.

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>>213732882
Quick rundown of the characters/relationships? He seems too old for her, almost like he could have been playing her dad in Twin Peaks.

>>213733002
Gary Cole's character and Sherilyn Fenn's character are married. The actors' ages are 8 years apart. I was just glad to see Sherilyn Fenn in anything again.

>>213733051
She was in an episode of Psych that pretty much played like a tribute to Twin Peaks, cause they were investigating something in a small town and a lot or the guest stars also happened to be from that show.

>>213732105
Such a weird movie. Older Pete deserved more roles.

Layla Jenner The Twilight Zone

>>213725427 (OP)
Hayden was great in this.

with a very drunk Carradine

>>213734655
Such a good movie

>>213734613
If I enjoyed Heathers would I enjoy this? Or are they trying to trick me...

>>213725427 (OP)
I remember this movie like once a month. I remember watching it with my mom and they play School’s Out on the radio at one point in the film while riding around and it made me happy because I was going through a big Alice Cooper phase at the time

>>213734791
never seen it, i only watch bug films

>>213729035

for me its the hot asian girl at :25

>>213734791
If you like Heathers watch Thouroughbreds

>>213733937
Beta House was actually good

>>213734048
Is it true he dies of homoerotic asphyxiation?

>>213733468
They remain this with Tom Hardy.

>>213735216
The Naked Mile is the best

>>213734746
Loved this as a kid. Fun, goofy, and an imaginative planet with cheap creatures and production design they bring to life. One weird thing in retrospect though, is that the main characters, Jeffrey Jones and Teri Garr, are abducted at the beginning of the movie and have this adventure on an alien planet...and barely ever seen in the capacity as Mom and Dad.

>>213734791
Not that type of vibe, Meet the Applegates is a sci fi movie about giant bugs infiltrating suburbia to destroy a power plant, but all their information about humans is out of date.
It's a funny gross out movie, think John Waters with a budget for creature effects

>>213730755
Movies used to have scenes like that just for the fans

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>>213734613
The video box intrigued me as a kid. I finally saw it this past year. The daughter is raped by one of the guys at school, and actually gets pregnant. She goes to support group and becomes a lesbian. It was really to see this. R-rated stuff.

>>213731570
Could have used more toons

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>>213732882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAsn5IZWJFc

>>213732771
Never seen it but that’s a decent premise for a movie . Was the music good ?

>>213735834
*Really weird to see this.

>>213734791
I liked it so i think it’s worth a watch but it’s nothing like heather’s besides being kind of weird

>>213731570
everybody remembers evil toons, specifically for all the nudity
google another 'old' movie and post it to try and fit in, zoomer

>>213735840
>Love interest in this teenager movie is played by a 28 year old woman
Also surprised it's Tina from the Shield

>>213734746
Pretty entertaining film

>>213734746
this and Stay Tuned make for a great double feature

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>>213736004
I think this is the movie. The guy and the girl capture one of the bad guys and take him to a motel room. The bad guy is tied up to a chair and the main character grills him for information. Then this love interest comes out of the bathroom, clearly having just showered, wearing nothing but a towel. She says something like "Should I beat him up again?"

I don't know the exact words, but wow. Even as a barely pubescent kid watching that, it felt kind of arousing. Someone making the movie probably felt so too.

>>213735919
HOLY CRAP IT'S THE WHOLE MOVIE! THANKS!
Finally, I can post a link to this, instead of having to try to describe it. (I made a DVD out of this from two different VHS recordings I made from cable TV.) Looks like he left the commercials in, though.
>>213735936
Now you can watch it! And yeah, the music was very well done. Very catchy and period-appropriate.

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>>213736196
I miss Jeffrey Jones. Between Amadeus and Ravenous, he had a few bangers. Reliable "That Guy" actor. He could play a total asshole in stuff like Ferris Bueller, or more likable character in stuff like Beetlejuice.

>>213736743
yeah, ive enjoyed him too. his role in Beetlejuice is my favorite, I'd say. that sort of character was sorely needed in the weird, fun plot. sometimes the 'straight man' character can be boring, but as you said JJ made him very likable

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>>213729340
Yeah they say it in the dvd commentary she had to kind of model it I think and said it was to show how cool she is

>>213725427 (OP)
I'm not the only one who remembers it, but probably the only anon in /tv/ who remembers it; which is sad, because it really is the perfect 80's movie:

"Roadie" (1980)
> Meat Loaf plays a beer truck driver and mechanical genius who gets talked into becoming the roadie for a rock and roll tour
> Has several cameos by (at the time) A-list musicians
> Deborah Harry (lead singer of Blondie) looking hotter than ever

https://youtu.be/W3VCcVvMfqU?si=JvBl8q53zy0SE702

It's a classic, worth the watch

>>213729137
>videocassette

>>213737231
That's a really good point. Obviously there's all the supernatural stuff, then you got Winona Ryder is playing the Goth girl and Catherine O'Hara was making those bizarre Tim Burton sculptures, a somewhat "normal" character whose only hobby is birdwatching is actually kind of a relief, reminding us we're in the real world.

>>213725427 (OP)

Charming stuff

>>213737490
How does the scene show the character is cool? She's just sitting down while the camera is perving on her.

>>213734655
Funny true story.
The crackpot remote viewing "expert" in this movie, viewed in black and white 100% real FBI footage, is the father of a guy my sister used to date. Something-or-other Dames. It escapes me.
I met him one time and he launched into a tirade about sasquatch being an interdimensional traveler. When I began asking the several questions this statement raised, he got super angry and eventually called me an asshole. Which, in all fairness, was not an inaccurate accusation.
His weird Asian wife left him for Brad Dourif, of Grima Wormtongue fame. Her name is Hoi Ping, but we just always called her Bok Choi. She was a dick to my little sister and thought her son was too good for her. Like, vocally. Ad nauseam.

tl;dr Fuck 'em both.

>>213738529
Your friend got cucked by by Chuckie?

>>213738529
Followup: I meant to add that the guy my sister was dating was a genuinely good dude. Well-adjusted, surprisingly, and he treated her well. We partied. I thought they were going to get married, but it was my sister that fucked it up somehow, which is the least wierdest detail of my story.

But, to keep it on-topic, picrel.

>>213738840
No, my friend's DAD got cucked by Chuckie. My guy was very clearly half-Asian and was a stand-up dude. A gentle soul, but had your six.
There was an altercation once. Well, twice, but the second one was on me. I started that shit. But that's off-topic.

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>>213737231
Charles and Delia were implied to have sort of a kinky sex life. There's that scene where the Maitlands are dressed as ghosts and Lydia isn't scared at all, assuming it's her father and stepmother doing one of their weird roleplays.

Good soundtrack.
Only one memorable scene.
Saw it in theaters and forgot the entire plot by the time I left.

>>213739175
This one was pretty well known. Sam Rockwell got his Oscar for their next collaboration.

>>213739175
I love that movie! Sam Rockwell and Tom Waits carry it. Colin just kinda showed up for it.

>>213739175
I remember this being just alright. Sam Rockwell did a very good job though (as usual).

>>213739067
what altercations? you left me at a loose end now

fun movie
didnt know it was a video game adaption at the time

>>213739479
Disagreement about which dimension Sasquatch was from.

>>213733468
The scene where hes been hungry and eats fast food is imprinted in my soul and I randomly think about it often.

>>213734746
I watch this every single time i see it on. Its incredibly charming and all I want to do is fuck the bird girls

>>213739528
There was a much sexier poster though.

I thought the lead kid was Jesse Eisenberg for the longest time

Vince Vaughn plays Santa's older brother.
Ludacris plays an elf's head pasted on a midget's body.

I have never seen this mentioned or brought up anywhere. Ever. It was part of a 3 DVD collection my mom randomly grabbed from a clearance section. First movie I watched on my new DVD player

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>>213735611
>Mom and Dad Save the World
>What's missing from that movie?
>The children

>>213733772
Heard a rumor she was basically a prostitute in Hollywood at at young age getting passed around

>>213740073
That's most actresses.

>>213739918
I remember this premise looking weird and depressing. Isn't he a stranger who pays a family to let him spend Christmas with them? Well, it probably has a happy ending.

>>213739718
>tranny doing lead character voice
>called 'it'

>>213739171
yeah, but I lay the blame of a kinky sex life on D because Chuck was a single dad, he just fell into it because apparently thats what he does: just fall into things
Beetlejuice is easily my third favorite movie, I'm glad the cartoon served as a sequel
>but there w-
I'm glad the cartoon served as a sequel.

I love Neil Young and I love Devo but goddamn this movie sucks balls.

>>213739607
>You really have birds this size on your planet?
>...No

>>213740018
this was pretty good.

"Guess he wasn't so Lucky".

>>213739479
I'd have to blog it.
They'd hopped a fence to check out a local landmark that looked abandoned, but the supposed owner of said landmark screeched up, burning rubber, cocaine pissed off, and put his hands on my little sister. Arm cocked back, about to throw a punch. At my sister.
Nitt Witt Ridge, if anyone cares.

But it's off-topic.

>>213732882
>coffeeaddict
also thats both a fucking terrible and great title. "pop rocks". a perfect eye rolling dad joke.

>>213740595
you live in california and thus deserve to sink into the sea with the rest of that cursed place
i want no more of your stories. go away

>>213740689
thank you for your contribution
your response has enriched us all

>>213736196
>Stay Tuned
wtf, so that old pc game was literally just...literally ripping a movie off? in reverse sorta?
>Stay Tooned (1996)
you interact with the television world trying to get a cartoon character out of the real world and back into television land. Stay Tuned is about real people being sucked into television land and have to survive it.
okay its not that close but its pretty fucking clearly inspired by it.

>>213739579
not that related but the stay tooned game i mentioned above has a minigame scene where you shave your cat fiddle in a western saloon style bar. you put the cream on him, shave the layer off, repeat till done. for some reason, you could keep repeating the cream/shaving, until you shaved fiddles beard completely clean, then shave the skin off, then shave the muscles right to the bone...

fucking why was that in the game. it had this really loud fucking, blade scraping across flesh sound effect while you did it. its been like 26 years and i can still hear it

I've been on a binge of flops or films that barely made any money recently. My theory is that a 20 year old flop is likely going to be a better film than Netflix slop, and it's usually true.

Anyway, After the Sunset

>brosnan is a suave thief
>Harrelson as FBI man chasing him
>Selma Hayek's tits and arse
>Don Cheetle as untrusty wog
>even has that quadroon that played Moneypenny later in the Craig Bong films
>set in the Caribbean

Good solid film.

Money Talks is like a proto Rush Hour but instead of Jackie Chan, you have Charlie Sheen and a lot more graphic violence.

>>213725427 (OP)
I saw this in theaters at the mall in Palm Springs. I just remember the main character being distractingly ugly.

>Eddie Murphy
>Ben Stiller
>Casey Affleck
>Mathew Broderick
>that latino guy

Cool heist film. Basically the premise is that they rob Donald Trump/Bernie Maddoff. Has a lot of post-financial crisis social commentary, if limp wristed.

>>213741275
I remember Matthew Broderick hanging off the edge for an extended period and thinking it'd be hilarious if this character got Hans Grubered.

>>213741709

I'm sure there were a few Irish moviegoers that were thinking the same thing

For a good reason

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>>213731742
Did you at least get a squeezer out of it?

>>213741939
Is "squeezer" slang for squeezing her boobs or hand job?

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>>213729149
it's coom time

>>213729149
wat does it mean

Very mid.

>>213730950
This might actually be the worst example of stapling actors' faces onto the bodies for a poster I've seen. Pat Morita and the Black Guy look like the animated intro from Rat Race.

>>213732771
True patricians know Gary Cole as Harvey Birdman.

>>213729137
I miss Matthew Bright a lot and wish he hadn't retired

>>213741105
I vaguely remember watching this.
I think it had an arms dealer character that was a cool guy.

>>213743355
I tried watching that show. I think I'd need to be stoned to enjoy it.

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>>213741709
I remember Matthew Broderick murdering someone with his vehicle

>>213728404
it's getting it's own little cult of autists since i've seen this poster 100+ times at this point on this board, unless it's you
it's an ok if weird woods vehicle of what i heard is a pretty shitty ellroy book. i think the sad part is the 80s should've been ripe for detective movies but they're actually pretty hard to find

>>213741296
Never saw the movie, but I remember the interview on Late Night with Conan where Brendan Frasier was promoting it and showed off some Chinese bootleg DVDs of his movies:

https://youtu.be/Ma9XO3x1wcs

>>213744368
Movie is really good

>>213744368
I watched it in college. Yes, they charge money to watch movies. What a rip-off.

>>213744515
shit

>>213744546
Only thing I remember about this is the naked man at the party.

>>213732105
They call me Cool Ethan

>>213732105
Little Locked Room was a poignant song that made Cool Ethan a lot more interesting than the forgettable protagonist

>>213740689
rent free