Thread 213726763

>hey anon
>summer was great, but good to be back
>where did YOU go?

>>213726763 (OP)
Didn't pam obsess over the real actor for le prankster man?

>go to HR and report harassment
fuck these bullies

>>213726763 (OP)
i went to thailand and fucked an ungodly amount of dubiously legal ladyboys. thank you for asking.

>>213726763 (OP)
>show skipped summers almost entirely even though it was an office and not a school

>>213726821
t. Stanley

>>213726763 (OP)
I was sitting my dark basement jerking off onto pictures of you Pam

>>213726763 (OP)
I went to the gun store.

>>213726763 (OP)
up your moms pussy and around the corner huh huh
smell my fingers faggot
sup pam, tryna get these digits? and I don't mean my phone number huh huh

>>213726763 (OP)
I had diarrhea

>>213727081
I can't believe they let Michael say that.

>>213727094
me too

>>213726763 (OP)
I only just started driving by myself 4 months ago and barely make it out alive on the axis roads, once I get driving down and learn the city a little better I might start getting hobbies but I dunno the flan thing is expensive and I work part time so I’ll probably only just barely go outside still

>>213726763 (OP)
good to be back? what is this shit? who has summer off? are you teachers? I don't work here or anywhere for that mattr, dumb golem.

I was... here because this is a workplace, not a school, we don't get summer holidays

>>213726763 (OP)
Stayed at home rotting because I refuse to pay for extra leg room on a plane because I'm tall.

stayed in my room and watched movies, what else is there to do?

>>213727161
>>213727162
OP is actually just staying true to the canon of the show, they have a "what happened during the summer" roundup episode because TV shows have summer breaks but somehow they forgot the framing device is a documentary about actual office workers

I went to Thailand and had sex with prostitutes

>>213727397
vidya, faggot

>>213727424
what am i, a fucking loser?

>>213727435
yes

>>213726763 (OP)
Went to Italy and lost my phone in a cab.

>>213727471
I think you mean you forgot your phone in a cab. Lost implies that you dropped it and somehow couldn't find it in a cab

>>213727451
not that much of a loser

>>213727483
Well it fell out of my pocket without me realizing it.

>>213727483
Also lost doesn't necessarily imply an inability to find it, but means you no longer possess it.

>>213726763 (OP)
Croatia. Awful and expensive. Never again

>>213727522
If you say "I lost my phone", sure. By adding "in a cab", you imply exactly what I said

>>213726821
>>213727415
Shut up, Ryan.

>>213727540
Needless to say, I don't have my phone anymore. 4 years of my life gone.

>>213727549
Writing was kinda good though. Now it feels played out but they created this tone

>>213726763 (OP)
Starting my first office job next week. Is it really frowned upon to stay at work all summer? Am I supposed to take at least a few days off and pretend I went somewhere?

>>213726763 (OP)
Went down on my nieces baby.

>>213727911
Well you gotta do something with your PTO or vacation time or however your work handles it
I just stay at home and play vidya

https://youtu.be/ugm3hm6nxkI
i love this scene so much bros
i hate pam and love to see her miserable

>>213726780
Yeah, and basically told her it was a show and to fuck off. She read too many fan pages.

>>213727672
the directing was stellar in many episodes as well
it's become extremely popular to hate on the office because it was a normie phenomenon, but it was truly high quality as far as sitcoms go
the only show i can think of with better writing is seinfeld (both lines and plotting), but the directing sucks there in most episodes
but compare the office, which remains god tier, to some passing slop like modern family that people only remember for the underaged cowtits (RIP)

>>213727483
>forgot your phone in a cab
shut the fuck up sanjeev

>>213728127
seething ESL

>>213726763 (OP)
There's at least one brown ITT.

>>213727161
OP thinks you get a summer break at work KEK nasty shock waiting for him

>>213726763 (OP)
I abused adderall and played piano. My hands will never be the same.

>>213727593
Who cares, phones are cancer (figuratively and literally) anyway, you did a service to yourself

>>213728258
ok incel

>>213726763 (OP)
I was sick for all of July and I'm still coughing up phlegm.

>>213727487
you are. the sooner you accept it the better.

>>213726763 (OP)
going outside in summer is pointless. unless you're a kid in school there is no reason to look forward to summer.

>>213727160
You are american. You only have to kick the gas and break. Do americans get panic attacks when they vome to europe and have to drive a shift if they are not able to get an automatic?

>>213726763 (OP)
I finally fucking visited Japan and it was fantastic.

>>213727672
In terms of comedy yeah but holy fucking shit was the sappiness through the roof. Jim and Pam have the most dull, lame, cutesy, white woman relationship in TV history.

>>213729923
seething brownoid

>>213728536
So you evwr gwt our fat american cock put of your mouth? No shit we have manuals.

>>213728536
Get our fat american cock out of your mouth, of course we have manuals you stupid fuck.

>>213730052
>>213730010
least fat-fingered american

ive done 15000 steps so far this whole summer

>>213726763 (OP)
>I ran over a 9 year old girl with my car after drinking all day, and spent most of the last month in jail. but the police fucked up the evidence or something so the charges got thrown out so I basically got away with it
>what's going on with you big guy? heard there's a new place in town called Roy's, and they let you take home leftovers

>>213726821
>

Do you think that when Pam farts, Jim smells his cum?

>>213730213
It generally means booking like 1 week of annual leave during summer to go and do something, or in my case to just stay at home gaming all week

>>213730052
No, you don‘t. There are probably 2% of mutts able to drive with a shift and those are car enthusiasts driving shift for the european feel. You also drive cars that can go 280kmh but you are only allowed to drive 120kmh.

>>213728265
*ahem*
That's volcel to you buddy guy

>>213726763 (OP)
I've been working on a device that allows an unborn baby to experience realistic VR of being raped by black men. I don't even want whites to feel comfortable even before birth. It will be born pre broken mentally and ready for intravenous heroin.

>>213731256
Yeah because if you tried that a woman would actually fuck you lmao

>>213731414
Yes?
I have rejected many girls because I'm waiting for marriage.
Hard to believe I know but it's true.

>>213731604
>I have rejected many girls because I'm waiting for marriage.
Why didnt you ask those girls to marry you?

>>213731636
They weren't virgins themselves

>>213726763 (OP)
In your moms vagena

>>213730423
Europeans unironically take the train/bus to work

Sit down, be humble

I didn't go anywhere this year. I've traveled almost everywhere I've ever wanted to go from 2017 to 2024.
Some of those places have turned into islamic shitholes and I won't be visiting them.

>>213731917
>Europeans unironically take the train/bus to work
Whats the issue with this?

Hid the gym hard, got clean, even made some extra cash from some sweet woodworking molding jobs

>>213732196
>you don't wanna see a homeless nigger fighting a crack addict during your commute? be a better man

>>213732239
Damn you must live in a shithole if thats your experience with public transport

>>213732310
Yeah, Europe

>>213726763 (OP)
Fuck you and your threads nigga. Come up with a new idea or just stop posting all together

>>213726763 (OP)
Having to work in an office after wfm because of a covid is this times a hundred.

I am a friendless kissless virgin who barely leaves his room for nearly a decade straight. I just work (at home), lift (at home), post here and sleep (of course, also always at home).
Yesterday when I went to get groceries I ran into an old high school friend who was very happy to see me, invited me to a BBQ and a certain house party today to come with him and catch up on everything. On the spot almost instinctively I made up some bullshit that I can't go because I have to go to xyz place, "another time then" and then we split ways.

And here I am still in my room waiting 120 seconds, solving Captchas and posting on 4chan.org instead of going to a friendly barbecue meeting other people on a beautiful sunny summer Saturday. I deserve to die alone

>>213732864
i know that feel

>>213728258
I had all my sock puppet accounts with passwords on there saved to a notepad.
Whoever picked up my phone is going to have a field day with those accounts (if they guess my lock screen password, which was piss easy to guess)