Thread 213727327

I don't know who you are. I don't know why you're travelling. If you are looking for ransom, you already paid it by not checking Trivago.

What I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long series of inexpensive vacations. Skills that make me a nightmare for "people" like you. If you check Trivago, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don't check Trivago, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will rape you

>>213727327 (OP)
He didn't say that.

>>213727327 (OP)
Always thought this scene was a bit tense for a commercial

>>213727327 (OP)
kek, he's already in my nightmares

>>213727327 (OP)
I recently learned this guy is super famous in Europe because he's some gay soccer coach or something? Like it would be like if Bill Belichick did a random European commercial for an app no one uses.

HEY, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH YOUR CAR IS WORTH?

>>213727479
>sport = gay
Yes, i already can imagine how you look like…disgusting. Oh and also
>soccer

RETARDED FORCED MEME SPAM
kys schizo. your aids faggotry will never be funny nor a meme

>>213727479
>another goofy motherfucker who didn't check trivago

He looks like an old raccoon that found a set of dentures in the trash heap.

>>213727542
>RETARDED FORCED MEME SPAM
>kys schizo. your aids faggotry will never be funny nor a meme

>>213727513
I didn't say sports are gay I said soccer is gay. It is gay. Every professional soccer player is extremely effeminate. Maybe the sport with the most actual homosexuals. Women's soccer for sure is 80% carpet munchers.

>>213727664

Oh this is Indians with a guerrilla marketing shill thread. Pathetic,

Is this a redd*t raid? Holy fuck whoa I think I got aids just glancing at this cancer. How Is this desperate GRIDs supposed to be funny or is OP just a short bus retard searching for upvotes and yous outside of sharty…

>>213727681
>playing spirt = gay
how fat are you?

glad that finally everyone is coming round to hating Jurgen Klopp like I have for a decade

What goes on here, schizo spammer?

Protip cram it, it’s kino!

>>213728004
delete this

>>213727681
Go back to watching nigger collider and nigger jump

Geht Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp in eine Bar. Sagt der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Klopp: Ich bin der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp. Sagt der Barkeeper: DER Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp? Da erwidert Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp: Jawoll, ich bin DER "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo. Da ist der Barkeeper erstaunt: Dass der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Klopp mal in meine Kult-Bar kommt, das hätte ich vom Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp ja gar nicht erwartet. Da sagt der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp: Tun die wenigsten. Bis sie ihn fahren. Der Barkeeper staunt: Ach, Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo, das ist schon brutal geil, Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Jürgen" Klopp, muss ich wirklich sagen. Da erwidert der Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult Kloppo" Kult Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp: Dafür steh ich mit meinem Namen: Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Klopp.

>>213727479
>hey guise!! I'm a manly Murican man who won't watch that gay soccer shit
>I'd rather watch 200 pound negros in bondage gear wrestle for 2 minutes with half a dozen commerciald thrown in. Now that's manly. Fuck yeah! Muricaaaa!

>>213728145
Try that again without crying

Are those teeth achievable natty?

>>213728077
Why? I don’t get it.

Fund.

>>213728162
>the amerishart can't refute the argument so he resorts to projection
Many such cases. Sad!

>>213728162
nta but that was an accurate description of you
I hate that they are wanting to make wrestleball a thing over here but its not really picking up, for the better.

/sp/ runs /tv/

>>213728251
ain't that a fact

>>213728306
POST IT

>>213728251
/bundes/

>>213728251
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

>>213728251
TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES

>>213727681
kek you are correct, now watch euros and thirdies seethe. they love their divegrass

>hockeyfag chimes in with his fairies in ice skates gif
Like clockwork. lmfao

>>213728972
>looks up hockey world cup winners
>5 winners of the last 10 are euros
Fucking kek are muttmericans good at any sport? Unless you count munching down as many calories in a short period of time a sport, but you probably are not even leading in that if it would be a contest.

>>213729101

don't look up the recent NBA MVPs...

>>213728306
The older I get, the more appealing she becomes.

The original Trivago guy is better.

>>213729275
Ok i won‘t but why?

>>213729101
>Unless you count munching down as many calories in a short period of time a sport,
Kek

>>213727327 (OP)
slotto>kloppo

>>213729446
It's a serb

I hate these commercials so much
are they homos?
why are these grubby old men going on vacation with each other?

>>213728251
That's because /sp/ is elite

>>213729858
But not your picrel side of /sp/
How tf can you watch a sport that is stopped every 5 minutes for an ad about the new quadruple whopper, a whale in Calvin Klein hot pants and a teaser for some new capehit movie?

>>213727479
Is this commercial actually used in the USA? kek

>>213727479
It's FOOTBALL. FOOT. BALL.
You Jew golem cocksucker.

>>213728162
No one's crying, nigger, just laughing at you faggots.

my mum always talks about this guys fucking teeth every time the ad is on, she hates them

>Travelling Post-Covid
Where do normies get their money?
>Still staying in hotels when you can rent an apartment at the same price
Hospitality industry is dying it's not even

Klopp looks like he is into scat fetish or samy nasty swinger orgies.

He just has that ratty look.

>>213728306
>>213728314
>>213729335

>>213731747
>Plays turn by turn because he can't play rts
Casual

>>213730318
Yes it is.

>>213731865
Why? I doubt anyone over there has any clue who Jurgen Klopp is.

>>213731747
> muh retarded sportsball better than your retarded sportsball

>>213731590
>scat fetish
He's German. Of course he is

hate klopp

>>213728100
The best soccer teams are full of Africans now, this isnt 20 years ago

>>213732702
Arse-nil fan, I presume

>>213727327 (OP)
Trivago isn't some kind of trick to take you on inexpensive vacations. It's a trick to take you on inexpensive vacations. Like any other.

>>213731747
>my retarded sportsball better than your retarded sportsball

>>213732735
TIL Argentina and Spain and full of Africans.
Thanks for the info, Mr amerishart